#🎪bruh-fart
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nah but unironically people who have been deaf all their life dont realize that sometimes. i've heard more than one story from people who had to break that news to a deaf friend via sign language, and the look of abject horror when they realized they had been ripping loud ass farts in public without ever realizing it was very much real.
A relic from the past
No x pfp
It belongs in a museum
Just don't let the British catch wind of it

I mean yeah i'm a fish and i just swam in liquid fuel
Dreaming of wet skin 
what the fuck
GIRL HELP
this show has got me in stitches 
I BROUGHT SOME PROTECTION!
the whimper too 
The guy beating out the fire while he's standing is also pure comedy 
What the fuck?? 
Mans an enigma
i need more booletz
do you have the booletz?
good...
whats that game
oh god not that thing
aw man its still wednesday for me
skill issue
it's sparkle on wednesday for me
im out of time
waaaaaaaaaaaaaa
dumbass! look at his retarded ass face
fucking rude
chillen
i just KNOW this aint terraria...... is it?
the masculine urge to i need more boolets
no
what is it
starbound
girls und panzer is a show
oh
it's really more of a lifestyle
yeah i aint seen much of starbound
Girls und Panzer when she gets uptiered
need to edit gachimuchi sound bites over this
Mining and digging is a real mans fantasy
women who dig tunnels 😍
become the woman who digs tunnels
no
you can't ever fall in love in a tunnel tho
because it's illegal
can't date a minor
can you guys post the original women digging a tunnel image
my friend has
it was posted here like a day or 2 ago
no idea what im talking about :)
He thinks I'm a schizoid and while that's true I still need the image
My advice to women? Start tunnelmaxxing. Every man’s ideal woman whether they want to admit it or not spends at least 2-8 hrs a day building subterranean tunnel complexes
4154
447
digging unnecessary holes is just fun
learn to search noob 
When a scout player dares enter my tunnel network
Scout players have an innate ability to jump in front of my gunner missiles
making girl dinner
Scout grappling into the middle of a crowd that I could easily deal with 
Rip
Can't pretend like I don't make questionable decisions as scout
I always leave my brain back on the space rig
I only play gunner
Trust me scout, this engi platform will break your fall
(Doesn't have the upgrade equipped
)
the c4 doesn't have damage upgrades you can trust me
I love war, I love profiting off of the dead soldiers wedding rings
Making the mother of all omelettes here Jack. Can't fret over every egg
he made him breakfast on the morning after 
lesbian robot
oh man i got something good for oott
bonk'
Real

Juice garn spill like wine dip splash spill like tonic
Reverse maid cafe would be funny as fuck to go to
protein tea sounds kinda nice 
Just brew some tea and add some protein powder
All bulking all the time
Im gonna
Rip my teeth out
I hate invisiline
I understand why british people have horrible teety
800 years of inbreeding
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Hi Metro Hi Madi
asalamualaykum
help how do time zones work
related to it, yes
one of you must spin clockwise while the other spins counter-clockwise
The casket is gonna need a closed casket funeral at this rate
I didn't know that was a universal thing.
Our cat hates the sound of aluminium foil when we bring it out. We always thought the noise reminded him of thunder.
most of my cats minus my fat cat oreo sees foil as a toy for foil balls
so
Oreo is like meh
sleeps

Thats cool, did you make this?
May need to test the foil theory for science.
Impressive
why do they all have the 3 red eyes
Hearts of Iron 3
ill do you one better
Forgot the constant naval invasion sfx
oh I just hear that cause I dont give my front supply 👉 👈 😳
One of my friends only plays OWB, that mod gets stale too fast
theres been updates to it and im getting ready for the chicago expansion
You gotta be an autistic NV fan to play that shit
I heard they recently added the US Enclave, kinda wanna check that out
Im more of a fallout 4 tbh, and yeah the enclave is pretty fun just crippeling the local raiders with high tech and CAS
Yeah I bet, I co-oped Laniuss cohort with my friend. Was pretty fun.
Alot of in-depth focus trees surprisingly
I like uhhmmmm......uuhhhhhh..... Betraying Cesar for the crop god mommy 😳
It's oott
Ocarina of Time Thursday!!!
Simp(No respect)

@grizzled meadow for when you awaken
Literallу me
The cat is still touching the floor
pissing in the shower is more hygenic
I enjoy showering in the piss
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based
krill your shell
1 krillion is shrimpossible
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KYS too, good night baby
Honk mimimimimimi
Already loading the shotty
@carmine crown
literally me
realest chad
im not good with geography, im not sure if thats supposed to be poland or a joke about cold war era germany and it's seperation between east and west. judging by the use of Kurwa though i'd say poland.
please correct me if wrong
Yeah its poland, if it were coldwar germany youd see a split between NE-E and the rest of the country
if it's going to prism it would refract, not reflect
Yeah, but then it wouldn't work for the joke.
The cure to male loneliness is an AK-47 and IEDs
nah dude, its much simpler.
say "hell yea brother" to anything you're told.
a dog also helps.

honestly dude, i long for a time in the future where i have the space and money to have a dog of my own.
they truly do brighten up your life in ways you never truly realize until you dont have one.
Women are overrated just get a dog and make your backyard into a shooting range. Problem solved
side note, i'm very happy i dont live in a suburb and also PETA people tend to get beaten viciously the second they step even an inch into being openly a PETA supporter in my area.
because if one of those PETA creatures came by and tried to fuck with my dog (PETA 'people' are well documented to steal dogs out of people's yards and get them euthanized), they wont make it off my property except in a fucking bodybag.
i do NOT fuck around with that shit.
genuinely i live in a very peaceful place and i still see the slightest thing suspicious out my window or hear a weird noise and i instantly reach for a gun or my bigass knife.
This is true
like, i live on the back of my parent's garage right now, and my dad was outside a few nights ago with a flashlight for some reason or another and i walked out the door with a large combat knife in my hand and yelled for whoever was out there to identify themselves
because i saw a light outside my window for a sec
Why are Americans so paranoid about the smallest shit
i'm not paranoid about it, i just am very ready to do shit if danger is present, and will check if said danger IS present while being prepared if it happens to be so
it's not paranoia, it's being prepared and practical in your approach.
Yeah but hearing a bump at night and racking the shotgun sounds a bit like paranoia
paranoia implies i'm afraid of it happening and always hyper vigilant. in fact i'm not at all afraid, but i am aware of the possibility, and prepare accordingly. i only actually pull anything out if there's a possible threat.
Ehh, when police response time is trash and they legally arent obligated to protect you, you make due.
and hyper vigilant isnt applicable either
this too
no but deadass my mom is also prepared
BASED
99.9% of the time its fine, but when its not, its not.
my mom also stays strapped.
My mother got a fuckin highpoint, kinda disapointed
HELL YEA, BRO.
But thats why wife gets range time too and the psyop of getting her to like the smell of gunpowder is working
Shame upon her unless shes extremely broke
hi point pistols are actually fine, NGL. they are VERY basic and ergonomically shit, but they function acceptably and are honestly kinda weirdly indestructible for what they are
because americans are like that
like there is a virus all around the world that is killing people
and they will be on the streets without a mask thinking its all a lie
I do make fun of her, she traded a .38 for it I think
Have you seen the Hipoint irons, shits weird
the man who sleeps with a machete at his bedside is a fool every night but one
well when your local police force has an average response time of over 20 to 30 minutes, and your town has about 3700 people in it giving them no excuse for that, and if there were say, a home intruder who wanted to rob you and or murder you and or commit sexual assault on your daughter or wife, and it'll take 20+ minutes for them to arrive, then the man who sleeps with a machete at his bedside is a fool every night but one.
simple solution: dont live in low income housing zones, or cities with high crime rates 
I just look at is as a better safe than sorry. Same reason we have basic first aid in the car.
this.
Jokes on you, i left the high crime rate city and the fuckers still manage to crawl out here.
its funny how the worst places to live in America are the places that are always shown in movies and shows
the best places to live are cities that have no feral populations
best places to live is no city
I understand being prepared, but like I said, racking a shotgun every time you hear something that is 99.9% safe like a house creak, sounds like living in constant fear
jobless 
Mfw 9.6 crimes per 1k population
it's not a house creak kind of thing dude.
that's WAY hyperbolic
sooo true
i would rather live in a small town then a big city
and i've been doing it for awhile
i live in neither, adopt small cities
Is it wrong that if we had a home invasion, the first thing i worry about is how spooky a threat is, and the second is worrying about the paperwork clusterfuck
people like me only do the "rack the shotgun" bit when someone we dont want there is there, or when we actually see some shit outside, like the example i gave earlier of a flashlight outside my window in the dead of night.
Thats the best part of working nights. You are gonna be awake at peak demon hours
never alert intruders you are awake, ambush them in the dead of night and shoot at sounds like a schizo 
think about it. you see a flashlight outside your window in the dead of night around midnight and you think everyone else in the household is asleep, would you NOT be a little suspicious of what that may be? in which case, you go outside to investigate, and if you DONT bring some manner of defense with you you're an idiot.
Nah just blind them with the power of lumens
injure your sleeping child in the room over
get behind and while you stab them in their neck whisper to them silently "sleep"
the most effective tactic
against home intruders
you know what
just rig your house to explode when there are intruders
switzerland style
or police
Thats why HD guns need hollowpoints or frangible ammo and suppressors
to expand upon this: so heres the logic for being proactive, having no first aid kit and a kit for expedient repairs in case of some manner of breakdown or flat tires in your car is foolish because of the same principle of "it wont happen every day but it's far better to be prepared for it just in case" and it's the same with having something to defend your home with in case of the statistically unlikely scenario of a home invasion. will it likely happen? nah. should you be a reasonable bit prepared? fuck yes.
serve that little fucker a lesson
Preaching to the choir boss lol
nah this is for everyone else, im simply replying to indicate what im expanding upon
Ah
Leddit essay
whos brian and why’s he farting out of touch Thursday
YOU COULD DO THIS BTW. Tannerite exists.
Eh, people are gonna feel how they're gonna feel. Let em cook
le heccin tannerite
Gn chat :3
At least my town is based enough that the fire dept does ccw classes.
rig your house with c4 when a home intruder comes in or feds blow it up
Put punji traps and claymors around your property, fuck security cameras

but it will probably be feds
and don't forget to add cameras
Tannerite is really easy to get (over the counter binary explosive for reactive target usage. comes in buckets) and is SUPER stable until you mix it together, and even then it takes a rifle round hitting it to detonate it. stuff your walls with the stuff alongside the insulation, then if a major social upheaval happens (or a fed raid if that's your speed), and they get in your house, shoot your wall and blow the fucker sky high
Jaboopy confirmed fed
i mean they also sell claymores at the gas station
if you know a guy
fun fact: tannerite is actually non toxic. you can straight up eat the stuff and the worst you'll get is some bad constipation.

then someone shoots you and you explode





this is easily found info btw. its on the Safety Data Sheet that all chemical compounds sold commercially or industrially must have that includes all the possible hazards of said material.
Tannerite is fucking ludicrously stable.
and shockingly wont kill you if you eat it
yeah man you clearly know a lot about explosives and it being stable
but we are not looking for stability
Now tell us about the lathe, files, and bulk pressure cookers in your garage
that said, have fun not shitting for like, a week.
we are looking at how many feds it can kill
...i mean how much you got in the walls and how many feds would fit in your house?
there's your answer.
Put me in the screencap for your report plz fedman
nah bro i get all my lathework done by chinese sweatshop workers. too bad they keep throwing themselves in the lathe though.
thankfully i don't live in america
because this wouldn't look good on paper
Pretty obvious
Governments been feeding people to the aliens in the statue of liberty since the 60s
one sec lemme find that one wendigoon clip
https://youtu.be/Jomt1ZXZGIE?t=25 time stamp
I watched the whole video, shits insane
2 hours of conspiracies
im starting it up right now, dont spoil shit
lol
I haven't taken my meds since I watched it months ago, your good
dont weld guns.
just flat out, taking a welder to your gun is entirely dumb and you should not do it for MANY reasons.
too many to list right now, as i am winding down for bed.
I think a welded on airsoft scope would look badass on my grandfathers m1 carbine

you should be euthanized for simply saying that.
saying it is a painless death, actually doing it you get stoned to death.
anyway gnite folks
Klaxon beat fits drg so much
Made this a while ago so maybe you saw it somewhere already
Main channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFIizVTKH7F5UAx9idwqweQ
I CANT FUCKING CLEAN MY RIFLE MY TEETH ARE TOO MUCH IN PAIN
Them micor plastics
They be seepin into my teethe n gums n shit
Im gonna go ted mode
Go live in the Forest in a wood cabin with a fireplace and a well
Become
uh
Man
mf tryna be ted when he cant even get off his bed 
It hurtssss
My fucking
teeth
MY GUNS
GUMS
ryan >!<
no! save the wheat population
Yes.
Wtf is mechwarrior
Nvm I’m going back to newbie chat
you're weak to take residence here
Looks like one more got brainfarted
weeeeee rain
I already have to deal with newcomers being stupid, I come to brainfart for cat pictures now I don’t see any
I love when the rain starts tapping on the rooftop
😳
Eat a bag of dicks
1's a shower, 1's a grower, 1's a blower
Luv U 2 bb
can i eat them with you 🥹 👉 👈
I don’t have a bag of dicks on me
I could get some tho
Human or animal?
gayfart is back
Hey not nice
Fuck you

Fuck
boy
Omg that was a good autocorrect
have some respect
you the newbie here
this may be brainfart , but there is order to things
“Order”
Toxic?
both men would look the same
liver king?? 
you got one for me
real
any time the mods come in here to control the chaos
no
werent u supposed ot leave for beginners chat
i dont, i dont care
he said hes gonna leave, he didnt leave, idk why
hi uncle
WHO!?
i got @ so i came back
all 3 are blowers in starbound
how old do you think I am wtf
atleast 53
damn
Mentally?
I stopped watching South Park after PC principal but let's not get into the argument about PC principal

why
you 20? 
i can relate, my job has given me 80yo back pain and my joints are dust
i'm 20 too 
i don't have the sex mod
:(((
anyway texas chainsaw massacre video
PC principal to be honest I always feel like that guy feels like he gets away with a lot of stuff Scott free ( is there a reason why Mr Hankey left the show as well as beat up Eric Carmen even though he deserve it but still)
PC principal was great, showed the hypocrisy of the modern age of snowflakes and echo chamber syndrome babies. I love south park because they shit on everyone its a great laugh if you aren't a snowflake.
I liked pc principal in the fractured but whole game
game unironically was great for trans representation for the player character
yeah that's kind of the only few times I like the character but other than that you always feels like a character that sometimes deserves to die sometimes
the counciller calling home depending on your actions and asking about it was funny
the principal teaching you to fuck people up over micro aggressions
a lot of southpark characters can end up like that
it was hilarious
Kanye gay fish flappy bird part
choosing a religion
the rednecks showing up regardless of how you identify to fight you
I always chose trans girl and the other super heroes were like "hey why does your hair look so nice"
and "You're really pretty but like not in a gay way"
and wendy is the only one who notices if you're not a guy
actually great game, love it to bits
crab people working at t-mobile
yeah I do agree there are some care yeah there are a lot of characters Fur Elise most of them feel tolerable and I don't feel like I want them to die because at some point they do get a bit of karma or karma in the end.
theres too many for this game
its more than skyrim
also the music was insanely good
the strip club boss fight music still stuck in my head
"here comes spontanious, bootay"
what about the giant nazi-zombie kim k fetus
Look out, ladies and gentlemen, here comes the Queen of Quiffies, the Mistress of BDSM, your dominatrix dream come true! It's Spontaneous Bootay!
(I do not own this piece of music.)
that's from the first game
bootay's theme is so fucking good
whats the 2nd about?
super heroes
making fun of netflix franchises vs dc
like the first one evar for south park
a new one?
if the video didnt LIE to me
BOOTY
south park snow day
HOES

only gripe ive heard of it is
it doesnt show the style as well
since the 2d ones felt like an interactive episode of the show
and they didnt have any main characters in the trailer
- they looked kinda similar, just new eyes and mouths for each character shown
you got the link for the video?
literally me
you know I'm quite surprised the only time we ever get to see Chef in a very long time was it in the Stick of Truth ( not including any crossovers or parodies outside of that) although looking back at that I've seen it always feels I have mixed feelings and I always feel a bit sorry ( I know the reason why he left after that closet episode but I'm not going to talk about it because that was a touchy subject) also I know it fits a lot of sense in the story mode but why is he a zombie instead of basically Vader Chef
sometimes I miss chef
real
jesus i just killed him several times and he-
wtf maks spotted
MAX MAX MAX SUPER MAX
based maks btw although not enough swearing for a roblox chat
is 27 dmg 400 rpm gonna deal more than 36 dmg 300 rpm?
same dmg per minute
its simple
U just do for the first one
2 x 4 and add tree zeroes
and then 7 x 4 and add two zeroes
Plus im somewhat good at math and enjoy them (Im forced to enjoy them)
same to the second just switch the numbers
more rpm is better 
Depends if u can aim or not
Plus if there is 2x head shot modifier the 36 dmg weapon will be faster to kill with all headshots
who aims in fps games 
i cannot aim
so i will use more bullets and more bullets needs more rpm
Idk about u but when i still used to play FPS games i would usually aim atleast to hit my shots preferably hit head
yeah yeah we get it 40 k/d 
nah
i sucked at fps games
my warzone kd was 2.3
Only at fortnite i was like somewhat mediocre
roblox oment
Unless building mf WTC in 30 seconds is considered
I sucked at building
i get Spanish subtitles
POLAND MENTIONEDDDD

Probably because u watched some polish videos or listened to polish music recently
I have not
I get ads in various languages cuz of that
I dunno then
too short
I could see 3D printers at some point becoming household items but for now it's a bit too expensive as well as is the material
how do I think I remember quite some time ago if someone and when they were talking about guns there was a 3D printed gun that you can only fire once before I just breaks
remember a scene in the tv series "how to sell drug online fast" where a gangster take a printed gun to a geek, he try to shoot them but the gun explode when he pull the trigger
sadly no
I wanted to post Banned INC video but thats would be Gamma Mute speedrun any%
so just post ca
Baby grok the rizz king cant find it but its hidden deep within server database rn

Take a guess
What
I assume i would get atleast muted after posting it cuz its this very specific even related
what did u delete 
Send in DMs
Feet
real me matey
sorry for this is was obliged to post that
wear your helmet dumbass
fight without an helmet is more ✨ cool ✨
Only retards take their helmets off
did this happend to you ?
Yeah a helmet wont be saving u from an 7.62x39 bullet

imagine being this retarded
imagine you are retard like that:
I'd be the guy with the yugoslavian flag
it will be funny if there is a guy with a serbia flag
Then u just replace the song for armija srpska and cover the red star
Italy isn't real
@grizzled meadow, explain
Well they do love noodles
no joke, last time I send this in their channel
I never received so much hate and anger
angry italians noises
italians are angry all the time
Fuck ur french wine
Hungarian wine best wine
Plus i'd never do it
(I just hate the french even more)
can confirm actually, French wine is better than Italian wine
not matter how much them italians try to brainwash me into thinking otherwise
the french red wine is better but the italian "white" wine is better
tried both, still would prefer french wine over italian wine
BUT no one can beat the italians at pizza
too good
fastest car in Hungary
Bulgaria*
madi posted meme's of that yesterday. When madi ban?
ok snitch
poverty dinner for me as a kid was cutting up vienna sausages and mixing them into a can of spaghettios cold
I should try it again some time it's probably been like a decade
shush retard you got no clue what you are talking about
@solar obsidian
i dont
hi unstable
affirmative 
True, i'm a 300 pound man in my gaming chair
Hi unstable, I'm W-6R
smash , next question
Never soon enough
Calm down 
did you just tell me to calm down? I AM FUCKING CALM
REEEEEEEEEE
Like that is a meal for 15
It’s not a lot tbh
To me
Cuz I eat a lot and don’t gain anything
I mean same
but still
A full pizza wings and more food
Maybe I just don't eat a lot
Nah the portions are pretty small
but god daym
I don't know how she doesn't get like halfway through and just feel sick to her stomach
I would vomit after eating that much
Yea as I said it’s pretty small portions
But that much fried food makes my arteries feel clogged

hot, proof?
Post physique
Selfie
Really liking the toupe made of lettuce
proof?

@trim sequoia quick question, how old are you
expleen plx
hes 42
No
this cheese going hard ngl
Based af Cheese enjoyer
Old enough to fornicate with ur nan.

longest gif ever
it would've been better if it would loop the moment he tries to dip the cookies again
what's the routine of life without some shitty and gut-wrenching drama?
Hello farts
?
The fk you talking about
shhh it's all good, don't strain your jelly bean
tell us all how you're owning everyone with twitch instead
what?
anyway
5 fps
hi metro

Uh why
fuck happenin
maja dox

baja blast
biden blast
🗄️
?
the filing cabinets gave me 2 boxes of matches
vlad ti dolboeb
lucky
i found 2 west 219 keys in the same filing cabinet, was funny

do you need some unusual hats
tf2
no
uncanny ushanka
le racisme
le vegtabl
he had made the ultimate sacrifice
(you're mom)
the dog of the cheems meme passed away a few days ago
sad(

LMAO


Wtf
Where did the Jews go?..
Went on vacation
@winged phoenix next OOTT dropped
macdonald
Peter griffin from family guy
Well I actually asked Bibawen for permission sooo 🤓
yeah same, I lied
Grind
I’m going to Yorkshire today 
same here
has she asked would you love me if I was a worm yet
Literally me
get yourself a gf who can carry you in tarkov
Mine has started whipping me with her charger cable coz I pull her bra strap right back and let it snap 
Mine is a South African Iraqi who also speaks French and can do a perfect french accent
It’s confusing
the CIA sent her to you
Where is my government appointed goth girl 😤
Do not tell her about your secret illegal weapons smuggling
true
french sleeper agent
Australian Government needs to do a campaign of sending Goth girls to people
I need AK-74s
Fym invader who can't use spice
toast sandwich 
Ok prisoner #287887
Ok pillager who still can't use spices properly to save their life
don’t normally like TikTok but damn it they have some true stuff
Imagine getting pillaged by someone who doesn’t use spices

Sounds like a you issue more that mate
Fr
and what next? Maybe make weed legal? 
how
Goth girls first
all nacotics is illegal
More then likely won’t get done
good luck
I’m just glad we don’t have internal possession law 
So we can’t be arrested if we have smoked and we are high
NOT TE ORAN JOOS 
@robust cove you're out of touch
Hi llama
oran joos :(
i love to do that
fr
It’s funny 
She decides to go ufc on me and give me a shin kick
lmao
But when I did it she folded like a sack of shit and whined at me
do you slap your misses ass when she walks up the stairs in front of you?
Yeah her tax is she flicks me in the head or flicks me right on my balls at the worst time
Then laughs when I’m in pain 
ayo a ball flick is evil af
Are you a drink pisser or piss drinker
It’s fine I’m gonna get her right on nipple and a shin kick
But i do know one thing
Fooled me
it's better to piss in the sink, then to sink in the piss
Sceptic tank divers
That's goddamn right
That reminds me she has a sceptic tank for the entire street
I took a fat shit
And it leaked

tbh that just sounds like domestic violence to me
but maybe thats normal for bri'ish ppl
Eh we do it to eachother
so it is what it is
She finds it funny and gets me back usually by whacking me straight in balls so 
It's normal. My wife and I do it all the time
Usually leads to more naughty things though
Yeah I’m pretty sure she’s a bit of a masochist tho I can’t lie
what the fuck, my ex hit me in the balls once. I fucking send her home and didn't talk to her in a week
Nothing like a little sadomasochism to brighten your day
we just built different
We’ve basically had full on scraps before, she isn’t soft by any means 
I have seen naked dudes with erection in the shower more than I can remember
most are pretty normal
ok
Women during the day: don't call me a cunt and I hate abusive men who don't know how to respect a lady.
Women during the night: tell me I'm your little cum slut. Slap my cunt and drop your hot load all over my face
In gym I go there’s a old guy who comes in and walks around with a one inch warrior hanging about

gae dudes in the US army getting railed by 20 dicks
What terrible day to wake up with eyes



Honestly, I used to think this wasn't commonplace. But after 8 girlfriends I can conclude that even the most prudish of women will turn into absolute fucking whores with the right motivation.
She can never said to talk to her respectfully
She called me a monkey bollock duster

tbh i just insulted my gf's, never put hands on them except slapping their asses as hard as i can
Depends on her really I suppose, she literally nearly blew my knee out last week 
Damn giving her the burnt dinner treatment
Asian family experience
It’s times like these that make me think being single is still the better choice
bro i'm getting a little worried about you 
Think she went to elbow drop me and got my knee just right, I was crawling on floor like some cod zombie 
Nah I find it funny
bro you either become a cumer or a submissive femboy if you keep living like that
you don't need enemies if you got a gf like that 
One of them if one of us said stop then we would
We are cunts to eachother but we aren’t dickheads
Well I shave regularly, so can’t become the first one








