🎪bruh-fart

[warped crown]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946370796887085066/1143996996051546203/stalker_dancer.mp4

[heavy halo]

Yeah i was like

Dont u have a gf? Why do u have my thigh pics? 😭

[placid sail]

don't talk when you eat your gemuese schnitzel

[somber warren]

i hate you so much

[uncut obsidian]

@heavy halo how old are you btw

[heavy halo]

Im 18

why?

[placid sail]

gut

[heavy halo]

YEAH I DONT REMEMBER EVER SENDING U THIGH PICS

[uncut obsidian]

THE WHAT OTHER ONE

WHY DO YOU HAVE RANDOM THIGH PICS

[somber warren]

he got maja thigh pics

[heavy halo]

What about you huh~?

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-25720883

oh fuck leaked

[heavy halo]

[mint mist]

wow u leaked my pics?

wowwww

[solar obsidian]

[somber warren]

LEAKED

[heavy halo]

Me and maja had a thigh competition and i won

[mint mist]

true

i dotn think i even competed, i just surrendered

[placid sail]

do your fucking job

[somber warren]

holy shit this is cringe

[placid sail]

stop this

[uncut obsidian]

how would maja even have thighs

they never walk

[solar obsidian]

how???

[uncut obsidian]

rarely

[mint mist]

true

[heavy halo]

I dont walk either

[placid sail]

I DUNNO I'M NOT A SANTA HELPER, YOU ARE

[solar obsidian]

i can only try reposting mey meys

[heavy halo]

all my simps carry me around

like a throne

(I have no simps)

[solar obsidian]

im not a santa helper too

[uncut obsidian]

@solar obsidian help him install gamma

[placid sail]

do you even have any perms?? or it's just a badge?

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/riddle-funky-fields-riddle-from-funky-fields-riddle-club-cheadle-gif-23145092

[uncut obsidian]

NOW! ⛈️

[solar obsidian]

wanna see?

[placid sail]

YES

[mint mist]

yes!!

[solar obsidian]

[somber warren]

its like these russian officers with shittons of medals that don't mean shit

[heavy halo]

Yems!!

[solar obsidian]

@placid sail, what problems are u having with your gamma install?

[odd sail]

im gonna go to sleep

peace

[solar obsidian]

okay then

[placid sail]

nah, he also has to be old as fuck, and it seems like delight is barely older than crystal

[heavy halo]

randomly joined the chat just to say they’re gonna sleep 😭😭

[mint mist]

hi gonna go to sleep

[odd sail]

hi maja

[mint mist]

goodnightie!

[odd sail]

i lov u

bye

[heavy halo]

UHM

U LOVE ME TOO

[odd sail]

[heavy halo]

RIGHT?

[odd sail]

who tf are you goofy goober ah mf

[placid sail]

jesus christ, perforate my cranium

[pale ingot]

holy shit i thought that gif was lost, i've had that in my gifs but it stopped embedding a while ago thanks g

[heavy halo]

.

[mint mist]

ilyt
owo

[heavy halo]

WELCOME TO THE PARTY

ANOTHER BRAINFART EXILE IS BORN

[somber warren]

i think delight is like 20 or something like that, but deff younger then me

[heavy halo]

GLORY TO BRAINFART

[mint mist]

GLORY TO BRAINFART

[somber warren]

@solar obsidian how old are you

[solar obsidian]

24

[mint mist]

delight is 40+

[placid sail]

young blood

[solar obsidian]

[somber warren]

your older then me

[placid sail]

wait what

[somber warren]

lmao

[solar obsidian]

im turning 25 this november

[heavy halo]

guys who wants a super emote of a horse

ill super react you with a horse

[odd sail]

do we got high school goers in chat here

[heavy halo]

who wants it

[odd sail]

im sussin

[mint mist]

me

i want horse

[somber warren]

i'm turning 24 this september

[placid sail]

damn your black guy voice is misleading

[mint mist]

WEEEEE horse

[mint mist]

thankls for horse

[solar obsidian]

oh wow, i thought u were older

[mint mist]

mwah

[solar obsidian]

doesnt matter, its only 1 year

[somber warren]

I TOLD YOU ITS ONLY MY VOICE, well and my looks, and my behavior

and pretty much everything else

[placid sail]

oh, you're actually black

huh

[heavy halo]

😨

[placid sail]

interesante

[somber warren]

of course i am

[odd sail]

[heavy halo]

people who arent mexican?

IN BRAINFART

EWWW

[odd sail]

this be brainfart not tacodiarrhoea

[placid sail]

mexico isn't real

[heavy halo]

[mint mist]

oki

send address

[placid sail]

we should make a vc call again sometime, wanna hear the santa's helper voice

maybe make falco sing again

[heavy halo]

Falco only sings for me

[somber warren]

sure

[odd sail]

albequerque new mexico albequerque new mexico

[somber warren]

i still need falco to sing oggi alle so i can sing its a wonderfull world by louis armstrong

[heavy halo]

oh yeah

So

Before i slee

I took out chicken to defrost

What am i having for dinner tonight brainfart

[somber warren]

chicken

[heavy halo]

…

[pale ingot]

dirt

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-plankton-gif-14118231

[odd sail]

zone produced meat

[heavy halo]

💢💢💢

[mint mist]

i do, i have to go to toilet sometimes

and save dogs

[odd sail]

😳

[heavy halo]

LMAO

I REMEMBER

[pale ingot]

imagine not just pissing your pants

[somber warren]

maja acting like he doesn't have a shitbucket

[heavy halo]

one time i was in vc with my friend

And i said i gotta pee brb

[odd sail]

maja got the sock collection

[heavy halo]

And she said aaaaah

😭

[somber warren]

nice and crusty

[mint mist]

wow

[pale ingot]

real gamers optimize their playtime by just pissing themselves mid-game

[mint mist]

that story

is krazy

[heavy halo]

krazy?

I was crazy once

they locked me in a room

[somber warren]

okay but where is the funny

[odd sail]

culture media

[heavy halo]

A rubber room

[tulip ravine]

I splished and splashed and now I’m back

[heavy halo]

A rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

[mint mist]

hi back chadge

[somber warren]

welcome back bro

[heavy halo]

Right next to when i asked

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/culihasa-dopa-jinja-elmascapito-rat-rata-gif-24915842

[mint mist]

section 8

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-vrchat-dance-gif-25847888

[tulip ravine]

I think I’m going to a pub quiz tomorrow

[mint mist]

what is section 8 from

the original

??

[tulip ravine]

Ahh 2.50 for a beer I love it

[somber warren]

is that a bri'ish part time thing?

[heavy halo]

bri’ish

:3

[tulip ravine]

It’s a bored thing to be fair

We’re going to pub anyway

[mint mist]

but what is it originally form waaa

[tulip ravine]

Not been drinking as much recently Tbf

[somber warren]

ok and then you drink and do a quizz?

[tulip ravine]

Only go to to pub like

Twice a week now

[tulip ravine]

We drink do a quiz then drink

[sage otter]

it's a block in birmingham

[somber warren]

bro last time i have been to a bar that was in January

[heavy halo]

okay quick quiz

who drinks here and who doesnt

[mint mist]

WAAAAAAAA but who did the line ,, i live in section 8, blah blah low income ''

[tulip ravine]

Yeah but we are British

[mint mist]

i drink water and tea

[heavy halo]

wow maja…

[somber warren]

i'm german, i should be more alcoholic then you

[heavy halo]

congrats

[tulip ravine]

I went from drinking 4 nights a week to 2

[mint mist]

wow

thanks

[tulip ravine]

I’ve also got Irish in me so checkmate

[mint mist]

what do i get as reward

[sage otter]

It's a mate of mine from south london

[somber warren]

i got a bit of scottish

[heavy halo]

now, who smokes and who doesnt

[mint mist]

hiiii i dont smoke

[tulip ravine]

I smoked since I was 16 then quit to vapes yesterday

[mint mist]

what is in section 8

[somber warren]

i lovee smoking i love cancer

[mint mist]

wow, thats even worse

[odd sail]

]

[heavy halo]

This is proof that brainfart loves suffering

[tulip ravine]

If you understood how a cig makes you feel then trust me it isn’t worst

[heavy halo]

Masochist

[somber warren]

i am smoking since 12

[mint mist]

i love drinking, i love liver failure and family violence

[odd sail]

who here shoots meth

[heavy halo]

they wish to have liver failure and lung cancrr

[odd sail]

[heavy halo]

I shoot myself

in the fucking head

sorry

Intrusive thoughts

[somber warren]

i eat it

[mint mist]

i tried both cig and weed, they dont feel like they do a thing

[solar obsidian]

can we silently ban meowmachine pls?

[tulip ravine]

After you’ve 800th time coughing up black shit you start to think maybe you should quit smoking

[solar obsidian]

i wont tell anybody

[odd sail]

[]]

[heavy halo]

😨

but why

Im adorable

And funny

[tulip ravine]

Smokes for a month daily you will be coughing up all kinds of things

[somber warren]

cigs don't do shit, weed does tho

[placid sail]

oh wait

[placid sail]

huh?

[heavy halo]

i carry the conversation in brainfart

[placid sail]

did I have an exile badge?

[heavy halo]

everyone loves me

[somber warren]

yeah sure

[placid sail]

ahhh

so you do have a single perm, you slut

[tulip ravine]

Because I quit smoking now I keep coughing up all snotty shit, but it’s good coz it’s my body clearing it out so

[odd sail]

pics or get banned

[heavy halo]

okay, pole, who likes me and who dislikes me

[odd sail]

gonna get banned anyway

[mint mist]

i dont care about you, neither then

[placid sail]

joke's on you, I live in brainfart

[heavy halo]

Me too

Thats why im exiled

[tulip ravine]

Brainfart itself is just sexy icl

[heavy halo]

BECAUSE U COULDNT TAKE A HINT JACK ASS

[mint mist]

no, a different eprson was like that

[solar obsidian]

@placid sail

[mint mist]

meowmachine talks

[heavy halo]

I WANTED YOU AND ALL U DID WAS SEND FUCKING CAT PICS

[placid sail]

what

[mint mist]

thats worse than sending cats

[heavy halo]

😭

[tulip ravine]

Meow

[heavy halo]

SHUT UP

DTOP IT

GET OUT OF MY WALLS

GET OUT IF MY HEAD

[solar obsidian]

@placid sail say something in 10 seconds or ur mega gay

[heavy halo]

THERES WORMS IN MY SKIN

[mint mist]

10 seconds passed

[tulip ravine]

Do you like rats

[heavy halo]

i like micr

[somber warren]

@placid sail confirmed mega gay

[heavy halo]

Mice

[solar obsidian]

@placid sail gay

[tulip ravine]

I didn’t say mice you absolute tool

[placid sail]

fucking

[tulip ravine]

I said rats

[heavy halo]

no

[placid sail]

santa's cockgobbler

[somber warren]

mega gay

[mint mist]

is south west population of penguins in northland going to capitulate or win the war against the united states

[placid sail]

literally 1984

[heavy halo]

uhm…

erm-

[somber warren]

literally mega gay

[placid sail]

so if you can actually mute

[tulip ravine]

Haha meow machine doesn’t know the answer

Cringe

[heavy halo]

win

[solar obsidian]

its zogay

[placid sail]

why the fuck we're sitting in a meowing thirsty cesspool?

[tulip ravine]

Delight

My man

[mint mist]

meow ;3

[heavy halo]

Did i get it right

[mint mist]

no

u failed

[tulip ravine]

Dap me up

[heavy halo]

😨

[heavy halo]

can i get a retest

[quartz ridge]

Meo

[somber warren]

hello alex

[quartz ridge]

Hello german

[somber warren]

how you doin

[tulip ravine]

Here’s a interesting one, describe yourself in one word

[somber warren]

Retarded

[mint mist]

ok, what is the quantum definition of 0/4219X9{1??} equal of ??????????

[tulip ravine]

Nah your a chad my bro

[wicked crane]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[heavy halo]

i was literally so obvious

[sage otter]

Psychotic

[heavy halo]

Uhm 7

atleast 7.2

probably

[tulip ravine]

Ted my man

[mint mist]

no, its 0

[tulip ravine]

How are you

[somber warren]

i did not want to say it, bc its cringe to call yourself a chad🤝

[mint mist]

HI!!!!

[wicked crane]

Batman

[tulip ravine]

True chads don’t care about what is cringe or not cringe

They know the truth

[heavy halo]

I hope u explode into 10 kittens

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-handshake-gif-10358416

[mint mist]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/349276154118799391/1073349935430377613/attachment.gif

[wicked crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1104189955858763881/1132412003206582413/caption-7.gif

[somber warren]

which is... not that good... i would prefer to not know the truth sometimes

[tulip ravine]

Mrs is annoyed at me coz I used the old filter on her and I said she looks like she could be my mum

[placid sail]

ya perdole

[slender rock]

Fucking HVAC shit

[mint mist]

hi i want u??

[slender rock]

Fucking cunt ass filters

Aaaaaaa

[last nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/cumbo-cucumber-cringe-kaito-masaharu-lost-judgment-gif-24101972

[mint mist]

wowwww

[wicked crane]

Hey can i take u sweetie?

[heavy halo]

More cats is always better

[tulip ravine]

To be fair dating on discord is pretty cringe icl

[heavy halo]

i mean my last 3 ex’s have been on discord

[slender rock]

Who's an HVAC cert tech in here

[tulip ravine]

Have you seen yourself? Your looking mad scrumptious my bro

[wicked crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/644123845904564244/867170462098522132/image0.gif

[quartz ridge]

Helo me blur

Help me

[heavy halo]

I only date for longterm relationships

[quartz ridge]

I got whats it callrd

[heavy halo]

I dont date for fun

[somber warren]

Huge L enormous L even

[quartz ridge]

Invisaline for the first time

I CANT SNACK

[slender rock]

@quartz ridge aaaa

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-voices-in-my-head-voices-cat-gif-23453583

[quartz ridge]

I am going to suffer

[slender rock]

Smoothy time

[heavy halo]

KYS (keep yourself safe)

[quartz ridge]

I CANT DRINK SODA

[sage otter]

Why did you date discord e-grills then

[somber warren]

Maybe even the biggest L in the history of L's like ever

[slender rock]

Water only

[mint mist]

jesus detroit looks grim

[wicked crane]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-rat-gif-26155565

[last nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/cumbo-cucumber-yakuza-kaito-judgment-gif-26002917

[heavy halo]

Because i wanted to have a bbq cook out

And gas grills werent for me

[wicked crane]

wowow swastika posted

[placid sail]

big black cock

[slender rock]

Don't date from discord

[sage otter]

Fair enough

[slender rock]

Stop

[quartz ridge]

I am

[slender rock]

Cease

[quartz ridge]

Dying

I felt like i was being

[tulip ravine]

Andrew tates fat ass

[last nebula]

date from stalker gamma official discord server

[quartz ridge]

Water borarded

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-chaos-square-enix-gif-21948103

[quartz ridge]

Bottom G

[tulip ravine]

Fr

[wicked crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1053735866004148248/1133744175616102410/13707EC1-649E-4878-A2F0-EA0126655B0E.gif

[slender rock]

@quartz ridge I'm about to kick the shit out of this AC systme

[heavy halo]

Yeah guys, who wants go on a date with me

[slender rock]

Fucking

[quartz ridge]

Does it woro

Work

If jt does

Dont

[heavy halo]

im waiting for maja to say yes

[tulip ravine]

I just noticed the fucking sweat stains

[upper axle]

its really funny how that is Markiplier's most viewed video ever AFAIK and he's genuinely kinda mad about that. rightfully so tho 'cause he's done a LOT of way higher effort stuff that's objectively better, but that's his most viewed thing LOL

[mint mist]

depends, do u have a peepee?

[wicked crane]

They add to the spiciness

[heavy halo]

no, how do i get one

[mint mist]

then no

[quartz ridge]

Dude these feels

[heavy halo]

but

but

[tulip ravine]

Scrumptious like a juicy steak

[quartz ridge]

Dude the invisiline

IT FEELS

[heavy halo]

[last nebula]

what early 2010s do to a mf

[quartz ridge]

Weird

[placid sail]

@solar obsidian make it stop

[solar obsidian]

who, what, where?

[heavy halo]

Me cat cage

:3

[tulip ravine]

Like who who what what where how did we get right there like nah nah nah nah

[placid sail]

annihilate everything

[tulip ravine]

[upper axle]

the secret ingredient is crime. specifically murder and stealing a penis from one of your victims and having it attached to you.

[mint mist]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QoFc-vzE8w&ab_channel=AbruptRat

[carmine crown]

@upper axle wanna cause another lockdown

[heavy halo]

can i borrow yours

[placid sail]

falco would rather kill himself

[carmine crown]

Now would be a good time

[upper axle]

i'd rather fucking not, did it twice yesterday so i cant imagine i'm NOT on thin fucking ice

lol

[heavy halo]

i wanna go on a date with maja

Can i borrow someones ween

[placid sail]

what's gtl

[wicked crane]

No i need something to read when rearming

[tulip ravine]

All you’d here is waaa

[heavy halo]

10 bucks a hour

[quartz ridge]

@slender rock they ruined water for me

I dont know how

[upper axle]

nah sorry i need mine, and also i'd go for someone with a bigger ween anyway 'cause mine's pretty average.

[placid sail]

getting the l's?

[heavy halo]

haha loser

[slender rock]

Fucking filters are expensive

Wtf

[heavy halo]

Tiny dick

im kidding

im kidding

i feel bad now

[tulip ravine]

Ok no dick

[quartz ridge]

6 thousand for invisiline

[upper axle]

i will have you hanging on a cross in my yard.

[quartz ridge]

I should have soent

[heavy halo]

IM SORRY

[quartz ridge]

Money on a gun oe smth

[heavy halo]

I DID

I DIDNT MEAN IT

[upper axle]

nah its fine lol.

[slender rock]

@quartz ridge overrated

[tulip ravine]

Ted

[slender rock]

https://sanguineglacialis.bandcamp.com/album/maladaptive-daydreaming

[tulip ravine]

What you up to my man

[quartz ridge]

Wjy did i

Why did i

Why

[placid sail]

are any of you actually doing any gym, tanning or laundering

[slender rock]

@quartz ridge impulse

Idk

[quartz ridge]

Plastic on my teeth

I want to bite and chew on it like a cat

[solar obsidian]

@placid sail

[placid sail]

what

[heavy halo]

Goodnight chat

[slender rock]

Too late now

[heavy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-sleepy-cat-sleeping-kitty-kitten-gif-18678404

[heavy halo]

Slee yime

[solar obsidian]

i can give u a newcomer exile role if u want "peace"

[sage otter]

Like those fake vampire teeth ?

[tulip ravine]

Damn make sure everyone gets a chance to get the aroma

[wicked crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/970550921656430642.png?size=160&name=ca 20 (wawer the sequel)

[upper axle]

at any rate it's not even techincally counted as "average" any more 'cause apparently the average white guy penis has gone down or something compared to the last time i checked a few years ago

[last nebula]

wtf lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvGK7pUCi7g&ab_channel=LifeofBoris\

[solar obsidian]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[tulip ravine]

I started cupcaking my Mrs and it’s annoyed her, you fart in your hand and out it up to their nose and mouth

[upper axle]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!! we're out here using the meme i made!

[solar obsidian]

bruh this chat needs cooldown

[heavy halo]

Leaked pic of me again

[last nebula]

boris dropped 4h video

[wicked crane]

@last nebula ban?

[last nebula]

???

sent wrong link

[heavy halo]

no, my ex doxxed me

[odd sail]

Oh no

[heavy halo]

Can confirm i do not

[placid sail]

I don't see it helping in any way, more like you're evading your responsibilities and not culling the brainfart

[tulip ravine]

Skill issue

[heavy halo]

LOL

[placid sail]

I told you I enjoyed the twist on the meme format

[solar obsidian]

im not a mod, im only a helper, i cant do anything here

[tulip ravine]

Delight is based leave my man alone

[wicked crane]

He is going back to his roots cant wait from the old boris to come back

[quartz ridge]

Yes

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/father-garcia-faith-the-unholy-trinity-garcia-faith-grindset-gif-27507444

[quartz ridge]

NOOO my brother is

Eatint fucking

[solar obsidian]

[tulip ravine]

Wheyyy pissy pants

[quartz ridge]

Thise cookies

Im gonna kill myself

[placid sail]

mute everything, make the silence ring

[heavy halo]

Height?

[odd sail]

I want more slav gaming tbh

[wicked crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1144012071730679919/trim.B8A090BD-2A98-421F-9961-205AE2CDE856.mov

[heavy halo]

yeah exactly

[tulip ravine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1144012071730679919/trim.B8A090BD-2A98-421F-9961-205AE2CDE856.mov

[mint mist]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1144012071730679919/trim.B8A090BD-2A98-421F-9961-205AE2CDE856.mov

[upper axle]

fuck, what pokemon town was that song from again? such a bop.

[sage otter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1144012071730679919/trim.B8A090BD-2A98-421F-9961-205AE2CDE856.mov

[odd sail]

Inb4 channel lockdown

[somber warren]

so true, literally don't give your personal info to ppl on the internet

[odd sail]

Ratio

[heavy halo]

SHORTIE

[wicked crane]

Gate to heaven

[slender rock]

@pastel quartz same

[placid sail]

never trust anyone, be resentful, wall yourself off of the world

[odd sail]

I made someone stick a fork in an outlet on discord once

[wicked crane]

Leave the industrial society behind

[tulip ravine]

Most sane anime profile pic

[carmine crown]

I'm 4'6 actually, pretty average height if you ask me

[wicked crane]

escape society

live in a forest

[heavy halo]

I made someone eat a whole pack of crayons to date me

(I didnt get with them)

[mint mist]

wtff i wanna be 4'6

[wicked crane]

Ayo ur tall king

[ruby minnow]

pipebomb

[wicked crane]

How is life upthere?

[heavy halo]

Fuckin goblin wth

[tulip ravine]

I can do something better, I got someone to love me for who I am

[wicked crane]

real(I hate myself im insane)

[quartz ridge]

Napoleon lookin ass

[tulip ravine]

Okay novice

[wicked crane]

Wowowwo novice shaming ass

[tulip ravine]

No actually it’s Andrew tates fat ass

Get it right

[quartz ridge]

I recognize it but cant put my finger as to whag it is

[carmine crown]

I'm above average actually 🤓

[quartz ridge]

Its so overerrr

[slender rock]

S&M NUTRITION

[wicked crane]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-walking-cheeky-pengs-tate-w-andrew-tate-walk-gif-26444130

[heavy halo]

Average for what? 7 year olds?

[lusty sonnet]

[wicked crane]

caption this

[tulip ravine]

I’m 6’0 not too small not to tall

[placid sail]

fucking

feet and bananas

[solar obsidian]

meh

[wicked crane]

Fuck no im not reposting this

[river robin]

Worse version of the rat meme

[placid sail]

parrots per second

[wicked crane]

rat supremacy

[tulip ravine]

Rats on top

[carmine crown]

Damn, my dad is around 6'5, I'm still stuck at 5'11

[lusty sonnet]

weird kink but okay

[tulip ravine]

Dads 6’6 mums 6’0

[upper axle]

but of course, my friend! i made this just now between the last rat meme's posting and now, it was incredibly low effort.

that's the point

[river robin]

https://tenor.com/view/morshu-quote-real-rubies-morshu-rtx-gif-25017026

[carmine crown]

Tall woman holy shit

[placid sail]

why are they not just using centimeters

[wicked crane]

how much is 6feet to cm?

like 185?

[sage otter]

Damn bro your mother must hit crazy headbutts on the corner shots

[lusty sonnet]

mental deficiency

[upper axle]

dude morshu is a based lad and a savvy businessman. thank you for the compliment!

[cedar lion]

Bro builty different

[wicked crane]

That's like 30kg without the tripod

[cedar lion]

I like morshu

[wicked crane]

Some rucksacks are heavier

[cedar lion]

People love me?

[heavy halo]

Gn meow

[mint mist]

thats almost my weight

[wicked crane]

wtf

Mf minecraft skeleton looking ass

[cedar lion]

No homo

[sage otter]

The brainfart autism level knob

[solar obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407264700006420/874324879615356948/gif-speed.gif

[heavy halo]

Goodnight

Sorry gn

My bad good night

[quartz ridge]

Make one with Brandon Herrea

[wicked crane]

Me when ground crew takes 2 seconds too long to refuel me

[cedar lion]

Real

[upper axle]

aight which brandon clip to use though?

gimme a good one

[cedar lion]

Wha happen

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/767744045404651520/794188882785992704/unknown.png

[cedar lion]

Oh

[heavy halo]

isnt brandon running for senator in texas or something

[upper axle]

gonna need the robert downey junior meme explaining that she has narcolepsy

[wicked crane]

Me distinguished gentlemen KlaMis is heading to take a fat shit you should await me in naxt 5 to 10 minutes

[upper axle]

yes he is

[cedar lion]

Congressman

[upper axle]

yea. congress

[cedar lion]

Jaboop

[quartz ridge]

Excuse to not finish the ak 50

[heavy halo]

i wish i was in texas to vote for him

[upper axle]

sup

[placid sail]

what's texas

[heavy halo]

i need a husband like brandon

[heavy halo]

the beard

[quartz ridge]

Isnt Brandon taken

[heavy halo]

meooow

HE IS?

[upper axle]

yes he is iirc

[cedar lion]

You doin ight?

[heavy halo]

I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID

[upper axle]

yea, why?

[heavy halo]

Get your fucking feet out OF THE FRAME

[quartz ridge]

Garand Thumb is also taken

[upper axle]

big chilling rn

[odd sail]

do you have an outie

[cedar lion]

its better to ask

[quartz ridge]

Sceenshot his toes

[slender rock]

@heavy halo no

[cedar lion]

sometimes a bro might be feelin down

[heavy halo]

GRAAAAH

[wicked crane]

The signs are leading me in only one direction

[slender rock]

Lol

[amber marsh]

Down bad

[slender rock]

XD

[somber warren]

i am one inch bigger then you

[upper axle]

agreed, i do that myself, sometimes. thanks for checking in man! i really appreciate it

[cedar lion]

Anytime for a bro

[upper axle]

but yea straight up i'm pretty good today

[cedar lion]

I slept like ass but im good

[upper axle]

not much going on tho im mostly just bored as shit

[heavy halo]

Gn chat

For real this time

promise

[carmine crown]

Thank fuck

[slender rock]

Lies

[upper axle]

yea, if theres anything i COULD complain about rn its that for some weird reason my eyes hurt

[slender rock]

And coward

👀

[heavy halo]

see u soob

soon

[slender rock]

Soob?

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/time-to-sleep-adventure-time-finn-jake-book-gif-20454376

[slender rock]

Rude

[heavy halo]

Good morning chat

i spept good

Slept

[cedar lion]

My eyes sting a lil if i get less than 6 hours of sleep

I only slept 3.

[heavy halo]

Weak.

Ive been up for 3 days straight operating on 4 hours of sleep

[cedar lion]

uhuh

[slender rock]

Bitch I had only 1.5hrs of a nap

[somber warren]

you guys sleep?

[slender rock]

Hardcore

[carmine crown]

Yeah, definitely cocaine

[river robin]

Wow that’s so cool look how bad my sleep schedule is I’m better than you for being a maladjusted human being!

[slender rock]

No

[cedar lion]

[odd sail]

together

[sage otter]

I slept from 4pm to 5am last night and I still don't know how

[heavy halo]

i drink alot of coke

:3

[somber warren]

eyooooooo

[upper axle]

yknow funny we mention how brandon herrera looks, 'cause i kinda look pretty similar in terms of hair and beard. that said he's tanner and also he's a touch more fit than i am 'cause he like...actually works out. (i'm not fat, but im not like, muscular looking, yknow?)

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/712309983760613376/759803043385573416/20200927_185752.png

[heavy halo]

If you look like brandon herrera

Hit up my dms

[wicked crane]

I sleep well usually between 7-9 hours enjoyer:

[heavy halo]

INSTANTLY

[carmine crown]

You can't drink coke dumbass

[slender rock]

Lol

[wicked crane]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[somber warren]

@upper axle don't do it its a dude

[pastel quartz]

never meet your heroe

[upper axle]

you say that as if you are unaware that i'm bisexual.

[heavy halo]

IM NOT A GUY

[upper axle]

IT DOESNT MATTER.

[heavy halo]

WHAT-?

[river robin]

WE DONT CARE

[heavy halo]

THIS GUY IS SCARY

OTHER PEOPLE CANT BE BISEXUAL

only me

[somber warren]

as if i fucking keep track of who you retards fuck or don't fuck

[heavy halo]

It makes me special

[somber warren]

cringe

[upper axle]

THATS FAIR AS FUCK

i sure dont

[pastel quartz]

I see brainfart is working as intended

[carmine crown]

Go to sleep

[somber warren]

always has been

[heavy halo]

okay ;(

[pastel quartz]

keep up the good work sdalgir

[slender rock]

jumps over yellow line

[somber warren]

stupid line can't tell me what to do

[slender rock]

Line is a lie

[somber warren]

line is a psyop

[slender rock]

Yes

Also that whole metro stop smelled of piss

[somber warren]

on the other side of the line are tomboy gf's for everyone, they don't want you to have that

[slender rock]

P I S S EVERYWHERE

[placid sail]

literally me

[somber warren]

not a metro if it doesn't smell like piss

[somber warren]

very real

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/715192139075551252/863347930522189844/unknown.png

[somber warren]

oof

[cedar lion]

Bro shoulda whooped her

[solar obsidian]

[slender rock]

Energy drinnk

Heart apalps les gooo

[carmine crown]

Go away beast man

[slender rock]

Lol

[wicked crane]

BK moldova based

[somber warren]

based burger king

[wicked crane]

Although they should just turn them into patties

[solar obsidian]

[carmine crown]

Surprised Moldova has fast food, I know they can't afford cars

[somber warren]

bro fast food is cheap af

at least in third world countrys

bye ted

[slender rock]

To the jungle apparently

You gonna die

[sly lark]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/844929463666212884/1053045474208260096/ezgif-5-43ee149553.gif

[solar obsidian]

man

[upper axle]

alright so heres the question. is that fashion of footwear a shoe or a low cut boot

discuss.

wait, that might just be a regular boot.

perspective is weird in that image

[slender rock]

I think it was a boot

[sly lark]

https://tenor.com/view/perro-wave-walking-jazz-hands-hi-gif-17412854

[slender rock]

Pardner done forgot his hat, dang ol shame

[carmine crown]

Did someone die in that area? Why do you keep finding clothes

[slender rock]

It's a trend on insta for lost items you just kinda take photos

[somber warren]

thats a fine hat

[upper axle]

he literally murdered a man and is taking pictures of articles of clothing off the guy as a sort of cipher for triangulating where the body is.

[placid sail]

torres doxx

[upper axle]

dont fall for his tricks, lest you end up his next victim

[carmine crown]

That's what I'm thinking

[somber warren]

what

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/very-based-kruglov-approves-stalker-gif-24761835

[placid sail]

we figured who you are thanks to the hat

you are blur and live in america

buy me some pop tarts you dummkopf

[sage otter]

No Flecktarn pattern on the hat, false alarm boys

Keep looking for him

[somber warren]

bro a cowboy hat in flecktarn would be based tho

[sage otter]

Ikr

[somber warren]

you take that back, calling me american

[sage otter]

Flecktarnize everything

[placid sail]

send me pop tarts, and I'll take it back

[somber warren]

eat a kilo of sugar, same thing

[placid sail]

technically, yes, but there's a nuance

[somber warren]

BASED

[placid sail]

pop tarts also have lots of fat, cancerogenes and artificial flavors

I want that

I need that

[somber warren]

nuh uh go eat your borscht

[mint mist]

playing on 4k resolution wont change a thing if i dotn have 4k monitor right?

[somber warren]

no your monitor will transform into 4k monitor

[placid sail]

what do you mean borscht is actually good suppe

[sage otter]

@somber warren tis you ?

[placid sail]

not black enough

[somber warren]

yes thats why you should eat that instead of pop tards

[somber warren]

nah

[placid sail]

but I want pop tarts :(

[somber warren]

you shall not receive pop tards

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-kitty-crying-sadge-gif-24484563

[sage otter]

Best tactical blankie for movies

https://www.amazon.com/MOOCOM-Flecktarn-Camouflage-Pattern-Five-Microfiber/dp/B08K7JGLXT

[carmine crown]

Junk food > actual food

True American

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/794427416528683028/1144022106917589103/Download_79.mp4

[solar obsidian]

[somber warren]

i need it

the fuckin 80's vibe

[sage otter]

80's tracksuits with pastel colors go HARD

[carmine crown]

German knockoff Adidas?

[somber warren]

adidas is german

[carmine crown]

Yeah but knockoff

[sage otter]

What's your favourite Adidas knockoff ?

[mint mist]

mockba

or admlis

[sage otter]

the logo of mockva is prob my fav too ye

[mint mist]

they look the most liek dildos

[sage otter]

Adivor too

[somber warren]

[placid sail]

abibag

[carmine crown]

Admlis didn't even try

[sage otter]

wandanu 💀

[solar obsidian]

sports wtf

[sage otter]

Actually wandanu makes more sense than admlis

[round cypress]

fan of abibos myself

[somber warren]

nah its not knock off, iirc adidas used to produce these, but only for a bit then they sold the rights to produce that suit to the bundeswehr

[round cypress]

not pronouncing it like adidas pronouncing it like abeeboes

[placid sail]

fuck you torres I've found a local shop that sells pop tarts for a price that is almost not insulting haha

[sage otter]

I once had some ADODOS knockoffs in middle school

[sage otter]

They lasted longer than legit ones

[somber warren]

okay sorry i just wanted to help you live healthy

[placid sail]

live fast fart gas

[somber warren]

i have a knock off adidas shirt i bought in 2016, still mint condition

[sage otter]

What's written on it ?

[placid sail]

oh oh

wherever y'all are from

[somber warren]

its just the adidas logo, but the real one

[placid sail]

does toblerone cost expensive or stupidly expensive in your parts?

[sage otter]

Yes, usually sold at 24/7 shops at ridiculous rates, or at cinemas

[ashen salmon]

@grizzled meadow

[somber warren]

tbh, i didn't buy toblerone in years, but it was always expensive compared to other candy

[placid sail]

that's some consolation

[carmine crown]

Never had toblerone

[sage otter]

The only toblerones I found on sale

[somber warren]

French spotted

wait toblerone cheesecake???

what the hell

[sage otter]

Basically a cheesecake with just a layer of toblerone

So not much toblerone in it

[placid sail]

it even looks expensive

[somber warren]

hm doesn't sound to bad

[placid sail]

but I'd buy that in a heartbeat

at least to try

[somber warren]

we have raspberry cheesecake energy drinks in germany

haven't tried it yet

[placid sail]

it's not about special, it's about punching yourself with some fun new glucose fist

[sage otter]

Sounds good

[carmine crown]

I wish I had a guzzle buddy

[placid sail]

do you europeans still have spicy cheetos chips

[sage otter]

I mean all energy drinks taste like battery acid and stoneblood juice but I wanna taste the raspeberry cheesecake part of it

[sage otter]

Why wouldn't we

[placid sail]

maaaaaan

those are so good

I'm gonna move to Europe someday and turn into Falco

[somber warren]

not in germany

[placid sail]

forgot to ask, black citizen

[somber warren]

yes

[placid sail]

why would I even consider moving to Germany though

[somber warren]

you shouldn't

its ass

[placid sail]

you guys have a stick up your ass so long and stiff I will die of old age before getting any semblance of a citizenship

[sage otter]

Germany would not be my go to choice lmao

[somber warren]

true

[placid sail]

and I'm not madi to hope to live properly in someone's cupboard

fuck that, I want comfort

[somber warren]

not anymore, now we buy teacups for 150k in case the bri'ish come visit us

this is not a joke

they literally did that

[placid sail]

good ol corruption

[mint mist]

butterflyyyy

[placid sail]

you and I are not so different, spider man

[somber warren]

wouldn't call it corruption, not this case. But 100% dangerously incompetent

[placid sail]

riiiiiiight, someone """accidentally""" bought expensive ass teacups

[somber warren]

our defense minister was minister for family before that

[placid sail]

what an unfortunate slip

[somber warren]

literally never served, got no fucking clue about military but her party won so eh

[placid sail]

you sure need a military experience to account for expenses properly

[somber warren]

i mean its the government, they massivly overpay for everything

[carmine crown]

The German army seems useless

[placid sail]

because SOMEONE IS GETTING A CUT OUT OF IT SILLY

[somber warren]

it is

[placid sail]

it's the oldest trick in the book

come on

[carmine crown]

Just a bunch of drunk 18 yearolds in helmets

[somber warren]

most likely true

[placid sail]

listen

your overall quality of life and corruption level is still pretty okay overall

in comparison, especially

[somber warren]

not gonna get better tho, it will just get worse

[placid sail]

but like, there's no point denying, your old hags are pretty similar to ours in many ways, just more civilized

someone's buying that Russian oil, remixed in Singapore to "change" it into something else, you know!

[somber warren]

true, not denying that

[placid sail]

so there it is

still, not the worst deal

[somber warren]

doesn't make it okay tho

just bc some other place has it worse

[placid sail]

I have a temptation to say something thrown our way a lot, but I know better

[somber warren]

say it

do it

[placid sail]

"well do something about it, then, or it means you support it"

[weak jackal]

The existence of tomboys implies the existence of jerrygirls

[somber warren]

ah yes, as if someone cares what you or me think or say

what

[somber warren]

7:1

[placid sail]

sad, but seems like the case

[somber warren]

its obviously the case, as if governments ever gave a shit about their people

ok sleepy time, gn brainfart

[placid sail]

gn

oh shit they got jelly beans, too

[undone wave]

https://youtu.be/QEWX5HmlTt8?si=mQ1_hBfB7_mGVbUM

[slender rock]

No

[placid sail]

who the fuck calls their product like that

[ruby minnow]

there is nuga and nut master in Turkey

[carmine crown]

Паста

[placid sail]

nut master 🫦

[undone wave]

Pasta

[ruby minnow]

nut master best

there was also negro

but they changed their name to nero

[carmine crown]

What do I need to do to become the nut master

[placid sail]

man they got some nice sweets, but most are wholesale

[swift scarab]

Context for person joining conversation

[placid sail]

weak

[ruby minnow]

weird names

[placid sail]

send me pop tarts

[swift scarab]

Ohh, candy

[placid sail]

immediately

please

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/no-chad-giga-chad-giga-chet-gif-25063092

[ruby minnow]

eat the nut master

[swift scarab]

I’m poor dumbass

[placid sail]

may your coca cola be zero sugar

[swift scarab]

I drink Pepsi nitro

And ginger beer

[ruby minnow]

bepsis

[placid sail]

why is it nitro

[swift scarab]

Bepis

[placid sail]

does it explode

[swift scarab]

Nitrogen infused soda

It’s a newish thing

Google it

[ruby minnow]

i will nut master

[undone wave]

When I drink the nitrated pepsi instead of the Pepsi nitro

[placid sail]

lmao it actually has nitrogen

[swift scarab]

Me when Pepsi nitro, the nitrogen infused soda, has nitrogen in it

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-markiplier-gif-14835823

[placid sail]

how much does a pop tart cost in your parts

[swift scarab]

Fuck if I know

I don’t eat them

[glad carbon]

its just so vile and shocking theres no other reaction but laughing

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-i-dont-want-to-play-andy-woody-sad-gif-17075553

[glad carbon]

its just the combination of every other "cake" theyve done

hair and vomit

[carmine crown]

Homemade pop tart, you want it?

[placid sail]

I have enough of the local goods of the same quality, thanks

[carmine crown]

Kinda rude honestly.

[placid sail]

why are they naked tho

[tulip ravine]

Hello chat

[tulip ravine]

Sus

[swift scarab]

Hmm, today I shall do warfare mode with UGP installed

Surely this will not end in chaos

[mint mist]

i just saw a really scary looking spider webbing up to my cabinet top and speedrunning thru his web to the top, what do i do
the cabinet is too tall for me

[sage otter]

You leave your insect repellant alone

[undone wave]

He's paying rent in dead pest insects

[sage otter]

He's a good guy