🎪bruh-fart

[steady trellis]

flowah

[mint mist]

no

[runic kernel]

Look at da goober

[late spear]

goober :>

[upper axle]

trick question. being a man is a state of mind.

[wicked crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/925890907885146193.png?size=160&name=ca 8

[upper axle]

being a man is a way of life, a method of carrying oneself, and yadda yadda.

[wicked crane]

• Autism

[wicked crane]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-pet-cat-cat-pet-cute-cat-gif-24810247

Me when street cat with 2382323 disseases

[upper axle]

that can also do stuff for or against it yea

[late spear]

+gun obsession

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-youre-right-youre-goddamn-right-gif-12030781

[robust cove]

damn, didn't want to know that today

[carmine crown]

Rat grenades

[late spear]

graRATa

[wicked crane]

gRATata

[late spear]

ok your's better xd

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/647653715972718598/1142645963274596452/Peak_Ukrainian_Programming.mp4

[uncut obsidian]

LMAO

[carmine crown]

Anything and everything is out to kill you in the zone

[robust cove]

still funny

[upper axle]

classic slav jank

[late spear]

junk ??? its ultimate anti burglar door system .

[upper axle]

not junk, JANK.

[late spear]

my bad

[upper axle]

learn english, goober.

:)

[late spear]

my engrish sucks xd

[upper axle]

taking you to english lessons

[amber marsh]

WHY DID THEY MOVE GENERAL OFFTOPIC???

[robust cove]

BECAUSE THEY HATE US

[amber marsh]

😭

[robust cove]

now there are people from newbies in there posting cringe

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773569514771316747/1143548500416680088/v12044gd0000cic898bc77u7u80m0qe0.mov

[urban ocean]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQJb8He0pYA

Y'all ready for Friday?

[robust cove]

they won't, it won't be filled with people posting stuff against the rules, but the chat is just gonna become newbies 2 I can see it already

yeah there is just people talking about stalker lol

[wicked crane]

Well if they talk about stalker why i even use offtopic lol

[carmine crown]

Oh, great

[robust cove]

you are smarter than most you see

[carmine crown]

Wanna build a house in the middle of nowhere, maybe make a garden

[robust cove]

good luck

[swift scarab]

Minecraft exists

[wicked crane]

Real

I just cant stand people leaving mess behind them at public places

[robust cove]

truly only evil people do that

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS3DD7XUjLM

[wicked crane]

I am a kind of person to have mess in their room but shit man in public u have to be a caveman to leave ur trash or dont return carts as stated above

[swift scarab]

My room tends to be a mess until I get bored enough to fix it again and repeat the cycle

[wicked crane]

My room is a mess until i realize the mess annoys me

[swift scarab]

Basically the same thing

[robust cove]

I always keep my room clean and wake up everyday at 5 am. There is also 5 bodies in my closet

[swift scarab]

Found the Bateman wannabe

[wicked crane]

I wake up at 5am on usual also but nah i just dont feel the need to keep my room always clean

[spiral raven]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

[wicked crane]

especialy when it gets messy in one day

[spiral raven]

who lives in a pinapple under the sea

[robust cove]

who's batman

[wicked crane]

Im batman

https://tenor.com/view/batman-gif-24979167

[native jungle]

They last longer if you put them in the fridge, or so I have been told...

[robust cove]

🦇

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-gif-24979167

[robust cove]

I like the smell

[swift scarab]

CQC solves all problems

[wicked crane]

Or u can just dispose them in the chluoric acid

[upper axle]

revolver ocelot's alternative solution, meanwhile:

https://tenor.com/view/revolver-ocelot-revolver-gun-spinning-metal-gear-solid-gif-18300165

[wicked crane]

Btw guys

If u need a tip

For hiding dead bodies

Dig a hole

[swift scarab]

We just got another Fire Weather Warning here

[wicked crane]

like atleast 3m deep

[wispy warren]

Booba 👍

[wicked crane]

But the body in there

Cover it with 1m of dirt

[spiral raven]

bruh i h

[wicked crane]

then put a dead animal above it

And cover up the rest

So whenever police digs in they'll just find the dead animal and go search other place

[smoky cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-doubt-uhh-wondering-what-gif-26307835

[robust cove]

Fire Weather Warning? Do you have fire rain there?

[proud torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/690853514141892659/1143557051423924264/Wobbly_Boy.mp4

[swift scarab]

If it stays consistently bone dry and scorching hot for too long they start sending out fire weather warnings due to the risk of wildfires

[quartz ridge]

I need to do that

Like Learn how to

Itll scare my biritsh cousins

[robust cove]

no I think you just have fire rains there

[proud torrent]

usually fire weather warning is a mix of drought + high winds that would spread a fire

[plucky void]

I knew it was Subnautica before clicking

[swift scarab]

[swift scarab]

I wish I was Italian

[swift scarab]

At least they get rain

[robust cove]

blocked

[wicked crane]

wtf

[swift scarab]

[wicked crane]

There was an explosion otside

[wicked crane]

my fucking window shook

Anothero ne

[swift scarab]

Bro we get it you can stop now

[swift scarab]

[ruby minnow]

he is retard don't talk with him

[robust cove]

no point, braindead 15 year old

[wicked crane]

Bro wtf

[swift scarab]

Bet

[wicked crane]

There were 2 explosions

and i hear a jet in the sky

[robust cove]

bruh where do you live

[wicked crane]

Pls tell me its the time

[wicked crane]

Radom

[ruby minnow]

he lives in America

[spiral raven]

he lives in random

[robust cove]

HUH?

[wicked crane]

Radom,Mazowieckie,Poland

[ruby minnow]

oh no he's polish

[swift scarab]

Kill

[spiral raven]

poland is col

ol

[wicked crane]

wait lemme go outside and look around

[ruby minnow]

yeah you might be getting invaded just in case

[robust cove]

Okay, waiting for Szczecin to finally get nuked

[wicked crane]

No alarms sounding tho

People also seem chill

[oblique spire]

Goodnight chat

I will once again leave this video

[eager igloo]

Gn my second favourite aussie

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1094554761891676200/1143459119064416266/dbcade267c3c64ca2a5628769200722c.mp4

[pure hatch]

https://youtu.be/SmCVT6oddKk

[oblique spire]

I will leave this

and now i will dissappear

[ruby minnow]

are you just schizo

[wicked crane]

Nah im telling u the truth

[swift scarab]

He drank the water that makes you forget

[ruby minnow]

truth of your own

[robust cove]

gouda night Habibi

[upper axle]

i'm planning decently soon to save up like 200 bucks and get a .22lr single action army to do plinking with and also learn to spin it like Ocelot when its not loaded and i'm bored in my room.

[oblique spire]

[eager igloo]

He's from Radom, people there are either mental or are addicts

[oblique spire]

No

[ruby minnow]

aren't all people in poland like that?

[gusty willow]

yes

[upper axle]

turns out that new production single action army's chambered in smaller calibers like .22lr are really cheap and thats neat

[oblique spire]

And side note

I hope they fucking kill ghost in MW3

[eager igloo]

Touché

[wicked crane]

No smoke pillars sighted returning to playing stalker

[ruby minnow]

you are truly schizo man

[swift scarab]

I hate the new ghost mask

[wicked crane]

Nah man i felt the wave

[robust cove]

The Turk spoke with a grin on his face and his doner up his ass

[swift scarab]

Hated it since it showed up

[wicked crane]

and some people outside also started looking around

[oblique spire]

specifically with a .44 Magnum

I want that scene back

[ruby minnow]

the autist spoke with a dildo up his ass

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/fucked-bird-and-then-they-all-fucked-funny-angry-bird-gif-16442476

[gusty willow]

would you say it instills some ... chaos

[wicked crane]

Ok

[robust cove]

FOAP

[oblique spire]

I can't lie

[wicked crane]

explosion explained

[oblique spire]

the fit goes hard

I must admit

[wicked crane]

They were sonic booms of jets passing

[oblique spire]

The fit goes hard

But the fangirls and co. have ruined the fit

so now he must die

[toxic sundial]

The new ghost mask suck :/

[fading shuttle]

agreed

[fading shuttle]

miss the old balaclava

[robust cove]

he looked cool and then tik tok happened

[gusty willow]

whats the new mask look like?

[robust cove]

same

[toxic sundial]

Too over the top

It's like unreasonable

[fading shuttle]

the one with the skull on top

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-cod-call-of-duty-call-of-du-call-of-duty-modern-warfare-ii-simon-ghost-riley-gif-27104686

That

[oblique spire]

see i mean the fit goes hard

[fading shuttle]

FOAP

[robust cove]

very CACTICOOL

[swift scarab]

FOAP

[oblique spire]

but look at him he's got eyeliner on underneath that bitch

[robust cove]

so militaryyy

[upper axle]

YOU DIDNT JUJU ON THE FUCKING BEAT, FOAP

[oblique spire]

He must die

[swift scarab]

Pretty sure he’s always had that

[oblique spire]

exactly

[carmine crown]

Ew

[fading shuttle]

FOAP, WHY DIDNT YOU JUJU ON THE BEAT

yeah anyway that mask sucks ass

[oblique spire]

No eyeliner

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/mw-soap-cod-call-of-duty-gaming-gif-17209996

[oblique spire]

Just some shades

Comtac 2s

[swift scarab]

Fair enough

[oblique spire]

a skull balaclava, and a kitted up ACR

[fading shuttle]

get rid of that, falco never played call of duty

[swift scarab]

He’s not even awake

[upper axle]

it aint eyeliner, it's blackface.

[gusty willow]

im looking at it and it looks like a shit kindergartener painted it on

[oblique spire]

damn

look at this fucker

Emo

Put some .44 magnum through his chest

no balls

[gusty willow]

knifes on his wrists

[robust cove]

tbf that was cool at the time too, and then it was also ruined by teenagers that wanted to be cool, anyone who uses skull balaclavas/skeleton gloves is an edgelord

[swift scarab]

Me when 50% off slurpies at 7/11

[oblique spire]

If he dies in MW3 i'll buy it

[oblique spire]

so true

[upper axle]

eh, i'd be more willing to do it with a 357 snubnose against john lennon.

ghost is aight

[oblique spire]

True, true

[robust cove]

Pyrocynical

[swift scarab]

I got mw2 remastered, gives you the Ghost skin from the oil rig mission

Is nice

[oblique spire]

but it's gotten worse in MW2 reboot

i see alot more mw2 reboot fangirls then i did edgy gamers with the 2009 fit

[robust cove]

yeah true

[spiral raven]

rate my drip

[fading shuttle]

only edgy thing about ghost in the old games is the balaclava

[fading shuttle]

new ghost is pure edge

[oblique spire]

and lets be honest

[fading shuttle]

fully

[narrow lotus]

Me when Skom is on a ban spree

[oblique spire]

This fit goes harder then eyeliner man

[robust cove]

ye

[swift scarab]

I got this skin when I bought the old mw2 remastered

[oblique spire]

Got the blicky full auto glock 18 on his hip

[robust cove]

has he killed anyone recently?

[fading shuttle]

yeah, only thing that makes him look slightly edgy is the skull, but thats just for style, new ghost is edge synthesized into a person

[spiral raven]

no one rated my drip 😭

[swift scarab]

Did you bone the fire demon lady yet

[oblique spire]

Old one gotta have the skull simply for the drip

To differentiate him from the nameless soldiers that for some reason you can NEVER SAVE IN MW2

[robust cove]

cause probably half the server has you blocked already

[fading shuttle]

he doin shit again?

[swift scarab]

Chocolate bar soldier my beloved

[robust cove]

not right now

[fading shuttle]

i avoid checking his messages because i can feel the rot setting in when i read them

[swift scarab]

His last stint was spamming the Italian sticker for everyone

So not missing much

[oblique spire]

how about the guy in the first actual mission on the stairs blocking you

[robust cove]

I love the Favela drip the most of those guys

[oblique spire]

mf on that nokia

[quartz ridge]

Kill john lennon

[swift scarab]

It’s been a while, don’t remember

[quartz ridge]

Kill john lennon!!

[oblique spire]

here's the real question

What do we rate Foap's MW3 drip

[swift scarab]

I need to get out of bed before my grandmother gets home from shopping and gets pissed again

[fading shuttle]

very simplistic, i like

[spiral raven]

7/10 not enough stuff

[quartz ridge]

Foap

[swift scarab]

Bro looks like he stole Nathan Drakes drip from Uncharted 3

[spiral raven]

but 10/10 because ak

[oblique spire]

TRUE

Now what about the Favela drip

[swift scarab]

TELL ME THEYRE NOT SIMILAR

[robust cove]

[oblique spire]

youre correct

[ruby minnow]

look at them right now

[oblique spire]

What can I say, he didn't juju on the beat

[fading shuttle]

cat and 2 dogs

[swift scarab]

Free food

[quartz ridge]

i trusted you.. so tell me

HOW THE FUCK, DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU

[oblique spire]

Skill issue honestly

Don't get stabbed

[spiral raven]

aekl

[oblique spire]

Should've just gone for shepherd's legs with the knife

[robust cove]

by shrapnel?

[oblique spire]

fym

no shrapnel involved

Stabbed

[swift scarab]

I think I played league or some other similar lane game once

[oblique spire]

stitches open when kaboom

[quartz ridge]

Mw2

[swift scarab]

Boring as shit

[quartz ridge]

He gets stabbed by shepard

And it reopens rhe wound

When he goes boom

[oblique spire]

already said that smh

[robust cove]

what the fuck are you guys talking about, he just got wounded from the explosion

[quartz ridge]

No he gets stabbed in mw2

At the ebd

[robust cove]

yeah I know

[quartz ridge]

Then in mw3 the wound gets reopened

From the splosion

[fading shuttle]

his stitches from the wound from shepherd reopen because of the fall

[oblique spire]

he fell from like 100 meters

slamming alot of shit

those stitches gonna re open

[swift scarab]

Gets stabbed straight through sternum
Literally hardest chest bone on the body
Rips out knife
Still yeets it with enough force to kill a man

https://tenor.com/view/fancy-big-chin-gif-25301755

[robust cove]

where the fuck do you get that from, that his wound got reopened

[oblique spire]

MOTHERFUCKER

HIS WOUND

[quartz ridge]

Hes british hes used to being stabbed

[oblique spire]

IS ON BROS CHEST

he also

got stabbed

on his chest

[robust cove]

BUT WHO SAID IT WAS FROM THAT WOUND AND NOT JUST THE EXPLOTION

[oblique spire]

The game

we clearly see its on his chest

in the same spot he got stabbed

[quartz ridge]

Dude in the end of modern warfare 2 YOU GET STABBED IN THE CHEST

Playing as soap

[quartz ridge]

Then the wound REOPENS in the same spot

[robust cove]

yeah and i see a giant turd on your chest rn

[oblique spire]

the literal start of mw3 is soap getting some flimsy ass stitches from a ruski

while in a warzone

but fr

we all know who got peak drip

Mah boi Roach

[spiral raven]

↙️

[oblique spire]

"No bitches?" Headass

[spiral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/roach-dancing-dance-moves-spin-cockroach-gif-17842525

[fading shuttle]

got that "nameless soldier" drip

[robust cove]

crazy talk

[fading shuttle]

always a banger

[oblique spire]

real

[spiral raven]

captain price

works

at

(continue the joke)

[oblique spire]

anyways

time to sleep

conclusion

[quartz ridge]

L he got .44 magnumed

[oblique spire]

Roach Ghost and Soap peak drip

and

@odd sail

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/0ulxD0bMO8k

[odd sail]

ping

[swift scarab]

Kashima my beloved

[oblique spire]

fuck you USEC gang for life they got the best drip better voicelines, BEARs got them yee yee ass haircuts

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-gif-22295199

[odd sail]

cant understand russian in russia huh yebani suka

[swift scarab]

What

[torpid jewel]

we all know that scavs are the only valid faction

[oblique spire]

dunno what the fuck yebani is but ik cyka is bitch so

fuck you too

[robust cove]

"fuck you bitch"

[oblique spire]

mmm

[odd sail]

no

[robust cove]

yes you are liar

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/kyaru-karyl-chat-bubble-gif-26344022

[oblique spire]

SO

peace Pavlo

🤝

[robust cove]

Bye babe

[oblique spire]

ayo?

[robust cove]

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/friend-war-thunder-war-thunder-war-thunder-friend-gif-25844324

[oblique spire]

oh god i've been talking about drip since 11:30pm

it's now 12:45AM

what the fuck

SO

bye

[robust cove]

I will scare you to sleep now

HEAD, EYES

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1080617590927392869/1142831949455560725/car.png

Mfw head eyes

[high meteor]

man i hate when head eyes

[robust cove]

damn Daniel

[undone wave]

KILLED IN ACTION

COCK, BALLS

[wide basin]

https://youtu.be/g1VyZPf4cog

[undone wave]

Do you think the tarkov character models have genitals modeled under their outfits

[robust cove]

how much sugar?

[undone wave]

It's an important aspect for any triple A game

[robust cove]

that would be found out day 1

[undone wave]

I should ask the tarkov reddit to rank all of the named characters by cock size

[spiral raven]

bruh this ufcking cat

[oblique spire]

Bald USEC headass that everyone uses

has got the biggest cock hands down

[undone wave]

I wanna rip birdeye's hair off and wear it around

Bald Usec with that 12.7x99mm

[quartz ridge]

Tempted to play tarkov again

[robust cove]

No, Ryan Gosling

[quartz ridge]

BYt like

Im ass at it

Oh well!!

[fading shuttle]

Mechanic probably Is the biggest, but he only uses it for body pillows of disassembled guns

[undone wave]

Tarkov bad

[fading shuttle]

Real

[robust cove]

[undone wave]

Don't have autism kids
Wow a game that models firearms accurately, I can't wait to play it!

Wow a game that models aircraft and tanks accurately, I can't wait to play it!

[robust cove]

calling out llama the most with that one

[robust cove]

NOT THE SOYLENT

[spiral raven]

bruh

how

its gamma most used emojis

[fading shuttle]

feed the seagulls, and they will

S O Y

[spiral raven]

bruh

lmfao

[mint mist]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116000181045969056/1143589507199934484/1671088514974.png

[oblique spire]

I'm guessing that's from Juncker's latest tarkov video

[oblique spire]

Both War Thunder and Tarkov suck shit

[undone wave]

Yup

Which is why im about to go add another 8 hours to my DRG play time

[robust cove]

not latest, but his video yes, I love his editing and 3D work

[swift scarab]

Counterpoint, low BR war thunder is fun

Everyone sucks equally

[oblique spire]

wait what video

[undone wave]

No its not
I dont have 800 hours of experience to combat the level 100 players

[oblique spire]

I'm 90% sure its from tarkov wipe 5

[robust cove]

oh nvm I forgot that's his last vid on his main channel

[carmine crown]

Killed half the enemies in WT one time, still convinced they are all bots

[undone wave]

I'm the low tier bot

[oblique spire]

Lel

Sucks i can't watch it

I try to properly verify but it never works

[robust cove]

age restrict?

[oblique spire]

skill issue ig

[undone wave]

Get good

[oblique spire]

Yep, when i try to verify it goes

"Uhm... So like yeah its all good but nuh uh fuck you"

[undone wave]

Incomprehensible bunker discourse meme

[robust cove]

skrill issue ig (I hate yt)

[oblique spire]

skill issue fr

I'll find a way to watch it

[mint mist]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116000181045969056/1143591400798179358/38edc97a42646cd5a4b2953f016be75b.mp4

[quartz ridge]

When you first start you have to fight bots in the first matches

Then it becomes real players

Which will FUCK you in the ass

No lube also

[mint mist]

omgg

[undone wave]

[mint mist]

i wanna play wt then

OwO

[undone wave]

I thought only the very first match was bots

[swift scarab]

Pretty sure low br has bots all the time considering how people play

[undone wave]

Its more like a hot curling iron

Without lube

[robust cove]

Samuel fr

[mint mist]

i dunno what a hot curling iron is-

[swift scarab]

How

[mint mist]

sounds like iron

[quartz ridge]

Mkay bud

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/curling-hair-getting-ready-style-curl-hair-do-gif-14538786

[swift scarab]

That’s a curling iron

[mint mist]

ohh

that thing

[robust cove]

GET THEM NORMIES OUUUUUT >:(

[mint mist]

isnt that hair straightener

[swift scarab]

Tf no

[undone wave]

A hair straightener looks like a mini panini press

[odd sail]

@mint mist haii

[wicked crane]

Me comming in for periodical check on the brainfart channel

[mint mist]

haii dad!!

[robust cove]

why would you want your hair to be... str*ight 🤢

[odd sail]

haii son!!

[wicked crane]

So homophobic isnt it?

[robust cove]

fr

[swift scarab]

Me omw to go play more ss13 (I will leave more pissed off then I started)

[wicked crane]

I just got pissed off explaining everyone that the two booms they heard were sonic booms of passing f-16 patrol

[swift scarab]

Man I really wanna get out of bed

[robust cove]

crazy

[swift scarab]

But like

https://tenor.com/view/smoking-smoke-tobacco-bed-gif-8427263

Nah

[rancid iris]

why is that every male protag in a scifi after hooking up with the female lead that is solely a thirst bait

[robust cove]

Me with the candy cigarette

[swift scarab]

We don’t have candy cigs here

Just normal cigs

[wicked crane]

skill issue

[rancid iris]

just go to fredricksburg

ez candy mode

[robust cove]

so that female lead can then die tragically so the protag can have a reason to go back into the fight

[rancid iris]

actually i dont know how long a drive that would be for you

dont go to fredricksburg

[robust cove]

I would eat them too

[rancid iris]

you what

[wicked crane]

Stalker diet

[robust cove]

ciggy and sausieg diet

and old bread

[wicked crane]

• unholy ammounts of vodka to put me into sleep

[swift scarab]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8FPs3am/

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/449628877233455105/1124455018754490438/image.png

[quartz saffron]

Actually it’s called edging

[robust cove]

[heavy halo]

meow

:3

[undone wave]

MUSHWOOM

[ruby minnow]

Daily reminder that sober drivers are the cause of all the crashes

[wicked crane]

https://tenor.com/view/alezajebiste-jakub-gaming-gif-17960523

[wicked crane]

real

[grizzled meadow]

Thank you, I laughed

[heavy halo]

Feeling like a cutie patootie rn

Can i get a kiss

And can you make it last forever

[spiral raven]

bruh i cant fucking play payday 2

[heavy halo]

i said im bouta go to war

and idk if ima see u againnn

I HATE TYLER THE UGLY

Tbh

[carmine crown]

It's drunk crashers fault drunk drives are oppressed, not sober drivers

[ruby minnow]

all crashes are caused by sober drivers

even when this is the case politicians and police opress drunk drivers

[spiral raven]

what

[proud torrent]

brainfart

[heavy halo]

😨

the what?

[proud torrent]

I have disturbing information

[heavy halo]

guys i have erotophobia

im scared of seggys

[proud torrent]

there is approximately one snake dick per snake on the earth

pretty fucked up

[heavy halo]

Wait what

[heavy halo]

snacks have dicks?

[proud torrent]

only .5 human dicks per human on earth

[heavy halo]

uhm… pineapple?

[spiral raven]

красный

синий

[proud torrent]

cyan

brown

[spiral raven]

голубой

black

[proud torrent]

maroon

[spiral raven]

what the fuck do i do

[heavy halo]

meow

[spiral raven]

i cant connect to epic online services

brhu

[grizzled meadow]

Brown

Giallo

Fuck off

[spiral raven]

plebeianjay said it

[grizzled meadow]

Okay

Pink

[heavy halo]

ME?

IM PINK

[proud torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-cat-startled-cat-scared-cat-ambush-gif-25294792

kill

[spiral raven]

bru

lmfao

when that orange cat attacks him

payday 2

its like

bruh

[heavy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-happy-jumping-gif-26555219

Me when falco

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/756110244362453014/1143511570509479976/watermelon_2.mp4

[robust cove]

dzięki :D

[robust cove]

colour

[grim sluice]

I always found American spelling wonky.
Colour vs Color
Honour vs Honor
Flour vs Flor

[carmine crown]

Flor?

[lusty sonnet]

school vs shooting range

[robust cove]

because americans are basic af

[undone wave]

Grün

[carmine crown]

Half of the US struggles learning English, makes sense to dumb it down for us

[grim sluice]

13% of America struggles with 50% of basic english

[undone wave]

Le racisme

[robust cove]

How is a country who's only language is english struggling to learn english?

[wicked crane]

PAVLO where are u from?

[robust cove]

Polska gurom

[wicked crane]

So basically english for them is like polish lessons for us

learning the entire bullshit u never wanted to know

[carmine crown]

I'm talking shit, illiteracy is decently low I think

[robust cove]

Polish is more complex than english tho?

[robust cove]

I would disagree

[wicked crane]

That doesnt metter

[robust cove]

it does tho

[wicked crane]

Do u learn how to speak polish at polish lessons in poland?

[lusty sonnet]

metter

[wicked crane]

Shush

[wicked crane]

After like 2nd grade

[undone wave]

🍚 POLAND MENTIONED ‼️

[wicked crane]

https://tenor.com/view/poland-brock-lesnar-scream-polska-poland-flag-gif-24793010

[grim sluice]

Max Pierdole

[robust cove]

no, I never speak polish in the first place

[lusty sonnet]

i'd say you do

[robust cove]

swore wtfff

[wicked crane]

So english lessons in the us are basically about describing books understanding books literature etc

[carmine crown]

21% of adults in the US are illiterate in 2022. 54% of adults have a literacy below sixth-grade level. 21% of Americans 18 and older are illiterate in 2022. Low literacy rates end up costing Americans up to $2.2 trillion every year.

[robust cove]

I'd say deez nuts

[lusty sonnet]

hand em over

[robust cove]

get your own you bum

[wicked crane]

America is a failed society dont try to change my mind

[lusty sonnet]

i need extra

[wicked crane]

How tf can u be illiterate in a developed country

[carmine crown]

Indeed

[lusty sonnet]

you calling america a developed country?

[robust cove]

be poor

[wicked crane]

Technically it is

[grim sluice]

California is a third world country, prove me wrong

[wicked crane]

Poor or not atleast elementary school is free in US isnt it?

[crimson flame]

probably not

[lusty sonnet]

you think shit is free in america?

except for bullets apparently

[robust cove]

oh for fucks sake

[quartz saffron]

https://x.com/manletthorin/status/1693715837692023274?s=46&t=xqeqFjv00zpLBWGPz2VATA

Manlet Thorin (@ManletThorin)

Women 12 hours into their new bf’s “literally me” movie marathon (they just finished Lord of the Rings and moved onto Ryan Gosling’s entire filmography)

Likes

14443

Retweets

807

Twitter · Aug 21, 2023, 8:04 PM

[wicked crane]

I knew that everything is private there

[crimson flame]

they dont care about education nor healthcare. they only care about guns and gay shit

[grim sluice]

Some districts don't get results even with budget.

[wicked crane]

But not even school?

damn

[quartz saffron]

@crimson flame Hey bro, do you still play the Dota?

[crimson flame]

been wanting to but cant find the time

[robust cove]

for a country like the US? kinda

[quartz saffron]

Same same

[crimson flame]

beenbchilling with my bros in pz this entire evening

[quartz saffron]

I kinda wanted to buy the tickets for Ti

[wicked crane]

And people still manage to not be able to write after that?

[crimson flame]

where is it?

[quartz saffron]

Seattle

[grim sluice]

Some people can't write even after university like my one manager.

[crimson flame]

ah the US

[wicked crane]

wtf

[crimson flame]

sounds nice

[quartz saffron]

Aren’t you from the US?

[carmine crown]

Waiting for China to annex Europe and America

[crimson flame]

no im not lol

[wicked crane]

Imagine not being european

lol

[lusty sonnet]

and each country is insanely racist against eachother

[wicked crane]

Still applies to europe

[lusty sonnet]

i was talking about europe tbh

[crimson flame]

is roma = gypsy?

[grim sluice]

I exaggerate, but it was kind of sad.

The one manager was overseeing acid treatment reports for some engineering projects and asked me what HCl stood for on the acid treatment report after having worked there longer than I.

[lusty sonnet]

tbh, i really don't know anymore, we haven't had those for a long time here

[crimson flame]

how tf did he got hired in the first place

[grim sluice]

She

[crimson flame]

even more yikes

[wicked crane]

I think thats the answer to how she got hired

[crimson flame]

damn

thats even more pathetic

[grim sluice]

Quotas

Government quotas

[wicked crane]

Kinda wanna cause an nuclear incident each time i hear about how fucked up the west is

[robust cove]

seems like can still get shit ass education even if you live in California and that doesn't seem like a poor state to me

[carmine crown]

That Ted kacynski guy brought up a good point

[quartz saffron]

I want to travel to Europe but I’m worried about pickpockets

[wicked crane]

I dont support any anarchism but he kinda did

[crimson flame]

i used to have an internship in a pharmacy factory. the utility dept has a new manager, and that manager is an apothecary.

he doesnt know anything about engineering but he's very open about it. doesnt pull shit outta his ass and always listens to his workers

[crimson flame]

bring a knife. a big one

[lusty sonnet]

avoid big cities tbh

[wicked crane]

Avoid touristical cities*

[quartz saffron]

Equivalent of having a gun in the us

[crimson flame]

[quartz saffron]

But I am a tourist lol

[lusty sonnet]

or just avoid the capitals

[quartz saffron]

I know Paris isn’t all that cracked up to be

[wicked crane]

bro

[lusty sonnet]

avoid Paris yes

[wicked crane]

Yes paris especially

[robust cove]

that still wouldn't be such an issue if it was like most EU countries imo

[wicked crane]

I think Central to Eastern Europe is the best direction

[quartz saffron]

Riot simulator

[lusty sonnet]

i'd rather get shanked in London than go to Paris again tbh

[quartz saffron]

So how’s the Engrish situation. Can I get away with only speaking English? I understand some common phrases is essential

[wicked crane]

Depend where u go

[lusty sonnet]

ye depends what countries

[wicked crane]

Old people tend to not speak english

[quartz saffron]

I’ve lived in California all my life, I wanna see da world

[wicked crane]

But younger people have atleast somewhat communicative

[carmine crown]

Get beat up by skinheads in East Europe or get shanked in UK, still better then the French

[lusty sonnet]

parisians also refuse to speak english even tho they understand it

[wicked crane]

Enter the germans also

[quartz saffron]

Alright here’s a big one. Can I use my American Express cards? Or is it mostly Visa cards

[wicked crane]

Visa and mastercard mostly

[robust cove]

get stabbed or eat a brick, choose one

[wicked crane]

Some place will accept american express but thats less than 1/3 id say

[robust cove]

"get beat up by skinhead", bro it's not 1990 anymore

[crimson flame]

singapore

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/0KWxTAhJ5X0

[lusty sonnet]

germans are more open than parisians imo

[grim sluice]

Yeah about that.
Some governments are trying to reimpose restrictions again.

[crimson flame]

go to bali and meet me

[quartz saffron]

Oooh I also wanted to visit Singapore

[crimson flame]

(i probably wont show up tho)

[swift scarab]

Proceeds to get mugged and scammed at most if not all of those locations

[crimson flame]

but ye singapore is a good place. very civilized. but rent are expensive

[quartz saffron]

I’ll pay for our food

[wicked crane]

That's the rule

[grim sluice]

You can be an American. Just don't act like one.

[crimson flame]

i really want to go to bali but my uni and work is choking me

[quartz saffron]

[lunar brook]

No concealead carry, gotcha

[carmine crown]

Just leave your m16 at home.

[crimson flame]

actually my boss wants us to meet in bali but idk when, probably a few months from now. probably never bcs he loves bullshitting us

[quartz saffron]

Concealed knife instead, the euro way

[grim sluice]

No, be a based American; not a cringe boomer American

[wicked crane]

Knife is the western way

When u go to eastern u just gotta know how to fight

[quartz saffron]

The gun

[lunar brook]

Unconcealed carry it is then

[quartz saffron]

Oh right Western Europe lol

[crimson flame]

i have a friend in bali though, i can ask him to guide you, if u ever go there

[wicked crane]

But if u had only one european country to visit

[wicked crane]

I'd personally go montenegro

[quartz saffron]

Fr fr

[crimson flame]

that took me a while

[wicked crane]

Mistakes make u stronger the guy who invented France

[crimson flame]

jesus fuckin christ thats gotta be like 3% body fat

[quartz saffron]

I’ve actually looked into domestic travel, yeah still expensive lolll

Probably more expensive than international travel

[lunar brook]

Dude has replaced all body fat with body fit

[lusty sonnet]

just pick a place and walk to places in europe

[wicked crane]

Oh yeah

[wicked crane]

U can actually walk in europe

U dont really need a car

[grim sluice]

You can walk anywhere if dedicated enough

[crimson flame]

probably a strange concept for americans

[wicked crane]

For between city travel we have cheap ass trains

[wicked crane]

true

There is no way to live in US if u dont have a car

[crimson flame]

but yeah thats one of many reasons i want to live in netherlands someday

[lusty sonnet]

bike heaven

[lusty sonnet]

*entitled bike heaven

[wicked crane]

Based

In addition to hating the french i also hate the Brits

[carmine crown]

Thought that was Denmark

[grim sluice]

Whenever I park the car on road trips and some of my passengers complain that I don't park RIGHT up to the destination I litterally say 'Come on, we aren't Americans, you can walk.'

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473706892057772054/1143609579918348328/amazing_self_control.mp4

[crimson flame]

why entitled tho lol

[quartz saffron]

How’s Poland? My friends there said not many people go to tour there

[wicked crane]

Highly depends on which city u go to

[lusty sonnet]

nah dutchies have entire highways and bigass parking lots for bikes etc

[wicked crane]

But if u plan a multi day or even weeks trip

[spiral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/this-cat-i-have-hired-this-cat-to-stare-at-you-hired-cat-cat-stare-gif-26392360

[wicked crane]

There is shit ton of cool stuff to visit

Defo wouldnt recommend staying in one place

For the entire trip

[crimson flame]

yeah thats gotta be annoying lol

[wicked crane]

But in general its really good people are usually also nice and like guests

[lusty sonnet]

they act like they own the place as competitive cycling is also pretty big, you'll usually see groups taking up the entire road and they don't care

[crimson flame]

i actually love walking
its just that my city doesnt love people walking

[wicked crane]

Plus it's somewhat cheap for someone comming from US

[grim sluice]

The one does have an American build and gets winded walking across the parking lot. He could use the exercise

[crimson flame]

oh thats fucked up

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/T9UmaRiylbI

[wicked crane]

Biggest attraction

[robust cove]

The Kerfuś Battalion ready to storm the trenches

[crimson flame]

lmao i used to walk 8-12k steps daily for 2 yrs

[carmine crown]

Cyclists are demons

[lusty sonnet]

cyclist terrorists

[robust cove]

SZCZECIN MENTIOOOOOONEEEEEED!!!!!

[crimson flame]

i mean in jakarta there are a lot of arrogant cyclists who block the road aswell. but i never do that lol i always stay on the side no matter what

[grim sluice]

At my old job I worked on the 9th floor. Never took the elevator really.

[carmine crown]

As long as you are a drinker of God, cyclists aren't an issue

[final cedar]

sup

[wicked crane]

Oh yeah

and also if u plan on going to poland

never refuse a drink

Its a herresy

[crimson flame]

lmaoooo my uni class is also at 6th floor and i never took the elevator aswell. did that for 6 months

[late spear]

yes indeed

[final cedar]

another reason poland is the albania of central europe

[wicked crane]

Poland isnt central europe

Like not at all

[final cedar]

true

[crimson flame]

what if the drink is piss

[wicked crane]

Drink it

[grim sluice]

I learned the art of walking like lightning from university. Had 5 minutes to walk one end of campus to the other otherwise I was late.

[robust cove]

Fucking fight me then fucker

[quartz saffron]

https://youtube.com/shorts/sjDCoPrFHFQ?feature=share

[ruby minnow]

clanker

[smoky iris]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-gif-21124195

[ruby minnow]

destroy all clankers

[carmine crown]

Clanka*

[smoky iris]

boi...

[quartz saffron]

Average Starbucks experience

[haughty shore]

Who could even fall in love with someone who has a visually dispositioned to look like a single mother.

[grim sluice]

I still struggle to believe people go there unironically.

[wicked crane]

Actually imagine that ppl pay up to 10$ for a mf coffee

[wicked crane]

True

[crimson flame]

i dont know why the bottle is like some kind of chemical storage thing

[ruby minnow]

starbucks is just a pop-culture reference

its expensive and unnecessary

[quartz saffron]

Don’t underestimate the basic bitch when pumpkin spice lattes become available

[undone wave]

The starbucks barista when 13 people in a row want tiktok drinks

[undone wave]

I worked at subway on my university's campus

[carmine crown]

Coffee is for betas.

Use cocaine to wake you up

[wicked crane]

True mfs blast crack

[undone wave]

siiiiiiiiip

[quartz saffron]

Damn, rip

[ruby minnow]

it is focking mingin

[undone wave]

I combine coffee and adderall
how close am I to alpha tier?

[wicked crane]

nowhere close

[undone wave]

cool

[final cedar]

addy > coke

[grim sluice]

I only drink coffee for the taste; haven't had it in almost a year now

[wicked crane]

U need to star blasting DMAA or DMHA atleast

[smoky iris]

coffee and cocain are for betas. just use pure fucking will power to wake the fuck up

[ruby minnow]

you probably won't die of a heart attack

[undone wave]

Not a true alpha because I take mine as directed with a valid diagnosis of ADHD

Instead of doing lines of it before my league match

[carmine crown]

Cocaine not only wakes you up, keeps you from sleeping for days

[ruby minnow]

tea is better then coffee

[wicked crane]

Have u tried pervitin?

This shit even better

Nah but speaking for real

[final cedar]

same shit

[crimson flame]

bro what are you? nazi soldiers?

[undone wave]

Kaufe Schokolade
Schaue hinein
Methamphetamin

[wicked crane]

If u need to drink a coffe or take anything to wake you up u should rethink ur life

[grim sluice]

I don't drink much caffine aside from the occassional cola

[grim sluice]

PERKELE

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bjwop.gif

[wicked crane]

My grandpa was an SS soldier

Great-Grandpa

[undone wave]

My great grandpa was stationed in Alaska

[carmine crown]

Can't wait to get thrown from a balcony from the CIA for shit posting

[ruby minnow]

did he gift you a original STG-44 by any chance

[final cedar]

[ruby minnow]

wait you're polish

and your great grandpa was an SS soldier

[wicked crane]

Nope but i got an uniform

[final cedar]

ss stands for sissy squad

[wicked crane]

Yes

[final cedar]

he was never in the wehrmacht

[wicked crane]

When the reich started loosing they were enlisting everyone

not just germans

[final cedar]

submissive and breedable

[ruby minnow]

an original STG-44 would be cool tho ngl

[undone wave]

Ugh fiiiiine
I guess you are my little aryan-champ
c'mere

[wicked crane]

No

Im not blonde and i dont have blue eyes

So i cant be aryan

[final cedar]

put in contacts, wig covers hair

next the skirt

and the knee highs

[undone wave]

I just mean them drafting random guys into the SS despite their um policies

Hitler wasn't very aryan either

[wicked crane]

My ex tried to make me wear a skirt she was fucked up idk why i even got into a relationship with her

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/brGKC.gif

[wicked crane]

Not at all

[carmine crown]

Polish, checks out

[wicked crane]

Yeah but im the other kind of polish

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1118842935430086679/1137120833937100890/zovtf2_poland_real.mp4

Im this kinda polish

The Polska B enjoyer

[undone wave]

one of the white women of all time

[ruby minnow]

you are big dick polish that femboy polish want

[quartz saffron]

I love these types of memes but god damn, I feel sad for those epileptic mother fuckers

Constant flashing lol

[wicked crane]

Fuck them epileptic mfs

I enjoy the meme so i dont care about them

simple

[ruby minnow]

gotta eradicate the weak

[undone wave]

Woman free gym for all of you farters to get ripped in

[wicked crane]

real

[chrome stag]

Any bros in gamescon stalker booth

[wicked crane]

I need a woman free gym

I mean not all of them

[quartz saffron]

Gamescom now?

[wicked crane]

But some are annoying ah in the gym

[quartz saffron]

I didn’t know there was an event going on

[wicked crane]

taking 2137 diffrent parts of equipment to not use them

[chrome stag]

Stalker 2 demo

[wicked crane]

men tend to to the same also

so hate for both of them

[quartz saffron]

Next year I go then

Gives me an excuse to travel

[wicked crane]

I was planning to go

But there is an airshow going on

in the time of gamescon

[final cedar]

bruh I need this

[wicked crane]

so fuck the gamescon

[final cedar]

samuel al haid

[wicked crane]

real

[wicked crane]

this image makes me wanna start my own civilization on an remote island

[undone wave]

wah wah wah
quit cryin' bitch
I don't wanna fuckin' hear it!

[wicked crane]

Im so happy bullying stopped ended in poland

[carmine crown]

Average AK user

[wicked crane]

kys

I mean if u wanna just shoot for fun then yeah id go with HK

[carmine crown]

Be a man, use a pkm

[wicked crane]

But if they send me to god knows where i highly rather to have an AK with me

[wicked crane]

Why not PKP?

[undone wave]

You'll never guess how a PKM works

[robust cove]

[undone wave]

Proper PPE in the lab
Respect

[robust cove]

True

[carmine crown]

The new polish pkp type looks badass I can't lie

[undone wave]

The headwear could present a possible hazard
securing it would also be ideal

[wicked crane]

Poland doesnt use PKPs

[carmine crown]

Tell me

[undone wave]

We usually don't recommend using outside equipment like phones in the lab
Contamination and all

[undone wave]

Upsidedown AK with a belt feed mechanism attached

the K in PK is for Kalashnikov

[wicked crane]

Litteraly every soviet MG

[wicked crane]

real (its 2 hours late)

[crimson flame]

hot

[robust cove]

If you're lucky

[ruby minnow]

Voltaire is trainsexual

[robust cove]

Me too

[wicked crane]

Diesels>Electrics

[crimson flame]

better than carsexual

[robust cove]

Steam>diesels

[wicked crane]

Manual>Steam

[robust cove]

Legs>manual

[smoky iris]

the fucks going on now?

[wicked crane]

Your mom's fart > Any other kind of propulsion

[native jungle]

https://cs14.pikabu.ru/video/2023/08/22/169267203926455873_40408374_464x848.mp4

[crimson flame]

oh my god its so fucking CUTE

bullpup pkp

[undone wave]

Glory to Zenitco™️

[smoky iris]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nick-cage-nicolas-cage-the-unbearable-weight-of-massive-talent-nope-gif-25135473

[wicked crane]

Useless tbh

[heavy halo]

guys im aryan

trust me

idk what it means but it means something cool right

[carmine crown]

Different calibre though, pkm superior

[wicked crane]

It doesnt offer the stabilzation to fire accurately and lets say it hip firing an mg is out of the question

[ruby minnow]

pkm was always superior

[robust cove]

Means you are racism cat