#🎪bruh-fart
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Damn bro, you have better writing than Tom Clancy
🤝
Would be funnier with the original text just the voice changed
What the fuck are the demons saying
I've no fucking clue lmao I don't speak ruskie

beeble dorp
hiii;3
i love u too
oki, are panfu memes okay?
"Died for want of lobster sauce" with my french fries
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I need to learn the high lvl cooking cuz rn im mid
Mirek to zajebiste imię 
Mirek Mirosław no całkiem ale Mieczysław to jest dopier bangier
Try to run the red light i dare u
Ok it took me a while to find
if you ever feel useless remeber;
classic
I dedicate it to all the polish femboys in here
this is neat
Nie szkodzi :)
Brb i'll go scavenge the zone for food (I'll just go to local Lidl)
I thought it would say explode 😔
both lizards
I think I had one of these as a pet

it came indoors when we started getting snow, cat caught it and I stole him from my cat before he got killed
eat bug


I shall post the funny gecko meme
A little something I made in my free time. Here's geckos with Yoshi sounds.
(Yes, I made this! Not stolen. I've talked with kmlkmljkl and we had the same idea and made the same video within days of each other! If you compare both of our videos side by side, you'll see that we've edited the Yoshi sounds differently.)
Gecko source video that I use...
5 shells of buckshot, or 20 years of prison food, which one is better utilisation of taxpayer money

1 Well placed buckshot shell
Japanese made games are bad ngl
they put chemicals in souls games to make us gay
real
now I gotta go watch that remix music video of him talking bout that
hi chat
can ready or not have an FSB rating system where we get points for destruction and target elimination only
that man was speaking some real shit and the teacher dares give him an F?
he just doesn’t understand the duality of mario
teachers dont care to cultivate true philosophical minds
they only want sheep that repeat the same things over and over
i feel like a lady i work with looks like that
when i was omw to lidl some mf 10 years old just out of context started hitting the griddy on the sidewalk and people still say that tiktok doesnt cause illneses
lets see
send link
why tf is in german
Am I Gay? is a quiz designed to help individuals better understand their sexual orientation and attraction to others. The quiz is intended to be a starting point for self-exploration and does not provide a definitive answer, as only the individual taking the quiz can truly know their own sexual orientation.、LGBTQ、Sexual Orientation、Gender、Gender...
That's impossible, KlaMis.
You will do no such thing
You might get 20$
Why are you taking a gay test in the first place
Its just popped and i still need to wait around 30minutes for citrulline to spread over my blood system

So i just did it
is there a should you
quiz
Keep yourself safe
huhh
What gander are ur friends
gegegege
Can't wait to find out what pizza flavour you would be
1st is same gender 2nd is opposite gender and 3d is mixed
they're globgolabgalab
broken jaws
This test is gay
They dont ask what my bench and deadlift is
Just asking about diet
This one is perfect
are you hamburger
no
Why even take it, we already know you're as straight as a wet noodle
sad
where is moonshine shot?
How much?
Bench last time i checked was 95kg i weighted 78kg at that time and my recent deadlift is 192.5kg at 93kg body weight
the questions are literally "do you like the same gender or not"
conventional ofc fuck them sumo lifters
Solid deadlift, bench needs some work. I benched 140kg late march this year at the peak of my bulk (83kg) then went on a cut. I deadlift 180kg on a good day. Currently weigh 77kg
Yeah idk why but my bench sucks cock hard
My legs dont atleast but i still need to bench more
Gotta join the 2plates gang
Anyone who puts in the work can bench 2pl8, you'll get there big man
is benching/deadlift mandatory for muscle growth or is it just a cock length showoff kind of thing
cock lenght show off
There are many better exercise for growth itself
ah ok i will not participate then
i was hoping for: "Your homophobic"
i heard lots of ppl get injured bcs of bench and deadlifts
heck some ruptured a vein and make the entire gym covered in blood
If u don't do them correctly then yes U can get injured
i mean thats metal af but still
But it applies to ebery exercise
Can i just have a beer?
Depenads what kind of beer
German Beer
Cuz american beers taste like piss
Bit of both tbh. Fantastic exercise to develop your upper body pushing strength, one of the best for that really alongside barbell overhead press, but if muscle hypertrophy is your main goal, dumbbell and cables will get you sorted just fine
Czech is good, but still not better
dumbbells and cables are great
They are. I need to incorporate more dumbbell work for stabilizing purposes
now that i think of it, it might be a good way to gauge your strength
But the best exercise for building muscle is becomming insane
No way around it
Okay I really gotta go i'm 5hours past my bedtime
come out of the closet means revealing thar ur gae i tihnk
LIke all heavy compounds, make sure you learn the technique properly and standardize your setup. Find your way to always end up in your strongest, safest position, which is a little different for everyone
huuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiii
i think i need to take it a lil bit easy bcs i had a fullbody workout last week and my entire body hurting for 4 days
this is the fourth day
hi there
general kenobi
How many times a week do u workout?
If u get a lot of sorness try using citrulline it helps me a lot with it
i think twice. the first one is just to test out machines bcs its my very first visit
Oh ok u just beggining then yeah the fbw workouts will be good for now
is that u
no
Fishing is best
Sadly i do not go outside of the city as often as i used to
i wish i looked like shaggy from scooby doo
So less fishing
If you're a newbie just focus on the big compounds lift. No need to work on specificity just yet. Squats, bench, deadlift, pullups, overhead press, your main bread and butter
yep
Oppenheimer lore
waaaaaaa i wanna watch oppenheimr and barbie
I watched both
i dont go to cinemas :c so i didnt
Honestly oppenheimer was one of the best movie to come out in last 5 years imo
i do cycling sessions sometimes, and last week was the first time i tried the cycling machine. i did standing cycle with high resistance and my heart rate went up to 180bpm in like 5 seconds
i dont believe that a random documentary about atomic bombs can get to top 40 movies on imdb already
kinda surprised me ngl
It wasnt only about the atomic bombs
its a character study not a documentary
It also showed how fucked the US government and law is
pooppenheimer
(Made me hate US even more than i used to)
woo, another movie or w/e about a certain country, goverment being corrupted
thats new
Every self respecting gentleman should hate the US
Yep
atleast they have death esentences
I always laugh at ppl saying they gonna move to US and be rich xd
lmao
I prefer using inmates as free harsh labor force
But death sentence is also good
Fifty fifty - cupid reference
can u send me the gay test but in englsih
It was in english
no it was in german
The gay test had questions basically like "are you gay" and the answers being yes, no and maybe
pretty much yeah
Bruh they made geoguessr parties PRO exclusive
Me when gym membership price increased by 10$
bro is an absolute chad
based
Won't apply for the money? What's the point in a job?
There's only one "job" my absolute passion and goal i'd for free
im glad im past my fresh graduate phase
even though im still in uni lmao
fresh graduates are the most exploited people in the job market jesus christ its so fuckin sad
meoow
woof

huh
waht
Rudy ridge?
Real
We are not the same cuz im ryan gosling and u arent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye5LYfMvmEs With incels-interlinked
The Boys.
Such impeccable delivery.
IF THIS CLIP CAUSES YOU ALARM, I suggest that you watch the whole documentary on DVD or do some further web research on the story before you post overheated comments demanding that it is should be banned! This clip is just a short extract from "Nuclear Boy Scout", the TRUE STORY of the boy who set out to build a nuclear reactor in his garden she...
“Because there’s no one left to cover for you, either. Eventually the world will recognize you for the fraud you are, and there will be no reason for me to recognize you. You are simply bad product.”
god i love the boys
best “superhero” content imo
My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me Giorgio meme. You know the drill.
The very waters bend to Guo Jincheng's command, as he effortlessly glides past his foes, before smashing headfirst like an Ram into the previous world record, shattering it to mere remnants.
Ruby Ridge, ATF's debut as the most retarded federal agency
Max audio
that's where the feds will shoot your dog meme comes from
ATF and FBI raided a property of a family they killed their dog their 14 year old child and mother of 2 kids
Truly the greatest collab of the century
his booty gonna drip drip
second debut was Waco

That was the full release album
LMAO
that’s the best way i’ve seen those 2 events put
debut and full release album
hes pissing from 2 holes now
Well I mean the reason why I was let's just say a director recognition that being Christopher Nolan and some well-known actors Cillian Murphy and Robert Downey Jr . pause there's nothing else to watch other than the usual superhero stuff and and what whatever stuff comes on that week
in both incidents there was the same sniper btw
i know 
I would like to say a into the spider verse and across the spider-verse would like a word with you but I respect your opinions ( also can't wait for the beyond the spider verse to come out)
i don’t count spiderverse in the same genre
if we’re going traditional superhero movies yeah that’s up there
ok
@ruby minnow
let me guess AI cover
Alex do you know what the watermelon seller said?
he said their target was 2053 for a better economy
gonna have to wait a lifetime for your economy to improve
The what


last time the target was 2023
I have no idea where this Bkackrock meme came from
When? In 2010?
the blackrock tower looks like arasaka tower from cyberpunk
it was 2023 until it was 2023
now its 2053
and it will be until 2053
then maybe 2071
I get that, but this is the first time I hear about Blackrock
insallah we will have better economy at 2077
2077 
yeah I know all of these people but who's the last person
i don't got any idea who's that either
My Dad
oh ok
then you sorta been living under a rock
#memes #michaeljackson #meme
Michael Jackson - Billie Jean But Everyone Sings It
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Michael Jackson - Billie Jean
https://youtu.be/Zi_XLOBDo_Y
Mr Krabs...
Also, I have a better option 
Nice one buddy

anyways I'll see you tomorrow for what's going to be the show on the opening ceremony but before I go I would like to talk about a recent dumbest controversy I've saw since H2O Delirious vs facesless controversy
the controversy is basically ||Starfield Start Screen||
Meow scween? :3
I'm going to go get some sleeping good night and I'll see you after the opening ceremony
Goodnight
nuh uh you dont
Is the cure to male loneliness digging a deep hole
i need a medic bag
"PEOPLE OF THE COMMONWEALTH, IM OVER HERE STROKIN MY SHIT I GOT LOTION ON MY DICK IM HORNY AS FUCK"
brotherhood of steel lore
Yes
Yes
Or digging an anti flood trench on a beach
or digging a mass grave
im supposed to wait for 30 to be kiryu? fuck.
i think dante in dmc 5 is like 40
NGL i think if more young people had values like Kiryu the world would be better.
become majima
ill just say that like
the dude is a genuinely good and caring man, who is full willing to stand up for what he believes in until he dies, if it means he keeps those he loves safe
be like kiryu
ngl i think if people had more value i would be rich
if everyone will bring big sword killing gloves of death idfk bike weapon and cool af red cape
whats stopping you from creating a mad alternate persona so you can never truly be played like you were when you were young?
be like majima
an insurmountable desire to be my true self in all i do, and the sheer willpower to do it no matter the cost.
honestly i love majima as a character, he's awesome, but my example of a perfect role model in media for guys is Kiryu. he's made mistakes, he's done bad things, but he learns from his experiences, he grows as a person, and he has a strong enough backbone to care and the sheer iron balls to put his life on the line for what he cares aout.
peak male performance.
be a good person, and true to yourself, while protecting what you care for.
boring
no.
well life aint like the movies and bideo james, my guy. liking a character a lot does not mean they are someone to emulate.
i like Kuze a LOT as a character, but he's NOT a good role model
ok
funny seeing the dark and darker channel die again doe
some might say it was never alive to begin with
He is
He's the best gas station crackhead uncle in all of media
You piece of subhuman trash
YES.
im still annoyed there is no proper pmc tycoon\managment game
good idea actually

mass effect andromeda minigame is basically a grossly oversimplified pmc tycoon
would honestly be cool, either a game where your only job is managment, or a game where you manage and can participate in the missions xcom style
you recruit someone, send em on a mission, get stuff, lvl up, buy more stuff
yeah but its andromeda
i guess you can say that, but i feel like it doesnt go to a grand scale
like for example the wagner pmc joining russian army kind of thing
kenshi is more of a mercenary band simulator not a pmc sim
like bannerlord or battle brothers
True and real
but can you invade countries with it

TRUE
Game devs
take note
there will almost certainly be missions from a certain three letter agency to do some regime changes
i think such a pmc game would be best set during the 60s
K-
mission from coca cola company:
sabotage pepsi factories and massacre factory workers
Ready or not type missions would be badass
TRUE
nah i dont think it would be good as an fps
i prefer an xcom style to such a game

I'd go with RON or door kickers type game
Me ngl
PMC management game with door kicker style raids 
door kickers kinda too basic ngl
there are no devs here
Door kickers is already kinda a pmc game. You get money to upgrade and get your operators better gear, and if they die, they die
door kickers issue is that its too basic
If anything it's too complex, never played the first DK though
ive played through both fun for what they are but basic
pmc's wouldn't supply their operators with top notch gear from the beginning, clearly
Your word is better than mine then. Xcom turn based combat seems stale but we are just going off preference
the entire point of the game would be that you start off as a dirtpoor pmc in the 60s and progressively work your way up as the years pass and more modern gear becomes available
cumaz
Lvl 1 hitman vs lvl 50 pmc, yeah seems like a meme
would be fun doe
sad noone ever decided to make a proper pmc managment game
i dont count the phantom pain, as close as it is
terrorist attack on the local infrastructure resulting in 143 dead
unknown monster destroys train, killing hundreds
spilling deadly chemicals, displacing thousands
The local wendigo has claimed yet another victim
@heavy peak behold
wendigoon?
Ai is hella struggling 
I did nearly write wendigoon instead of wendigo
yeah it sounds like someone is strangling heavy 
el classico
anyway was the reason the dark and darker channel got ratioed cus it wasnt being used again?
Yup
classic
damn, I was keeping that video for a good moment and you took that away 
Kinotuesday
Kinotuesday
cant wait until fun tarkov gets updated to the newest version
Kinotuesday
fun tarkov?
singleplayer
SPT do go hard

I literally said I suck at it, you fuckin tutel
Don't talk about it

it isn't
Don't open the argument again
It's not 
It is
wait what, we cant talk about it at all now?
Nope
you have to own the game

Talking about piracy, no
Yes I'm serious
It's better to not talk about it in general
where did nikita touch you falco?
can we talk about important matters, such as the fact that moving #╟❓general-offtopic has completely ruined my chakras?
he touched him in the (Head, Eyes)
I meant "in general" in that message, the whole argument, not only SPT
Nikita said that SPT is piracy btw, so it's piracy, case closed 
okay then 


wtf 
havent we literally discussed piracy, you and me, directly, several times before
get a job
Me and you? Yes, probably, surely, more than once
But internal discussions happened and we said "no more", it's for the best of the server
cant believe the tyranny of the french
okay guys, change topic to something allowed, such as politics
ofcourse sir
uh drumpf or brandon?
the silly AK man

remember 9mm will blow the lungs right out of your body
9mm will literally launch you right out of your gucci slides
truly awful, we must get rid of such high caliber firearms
flat out though, AFAIK discussion of piracy is against discord TOS, and on partnered or publicly listed servers especially they monitor it a significant amount more (read: they actually monitor it at all) so discussion of piracy can genuinely get not only your account banned but also the server in question in some cases can come under scrutiny and may result in the server going poof if discord decides to get a hate boner.
so i'm gonna say falco's right here 'cause i like this server and some of you are alright.
shut up bootlicker
go and clean your guns sad little man
if you think i'm a bootlicker then you must not be paying attention.
falco has never been right
falco is italian
The long explanation is what you said, yes
I did the short thing for obvious reasons
i am an operator of the battle encounter assault regiment
I'm spanish smh
ye
you worship italians?
god
😨
you tolerate the existance of the italian pests?
disgusting
my condolences 😔
Im mexican
i mean one of my best friends is italian so like, yea.
We are not partnered or anything (thank God) but even then we don't want to risk it
you are not
my condolences, i hope he gets the help he needs
i am-
matter of fact he's probably gonna be teaching me italian soon so like
😭
yknow.
mexicans aren't real, try again liberal
😨😨😨
Does he speak italian as well?
falco i exist right? :(
nuh uh
yea, but if im not mistaken this server is on some public discord server listings and those servers get scrutinized as well
Yes 🤝
YIPPEEE
MORE LIES FROM THE ITALIANS
Stay losing 
But I'm swedish smh
go back to making pizza pie and mafia in new york
still pissed off asians became white before italians did?
i mean he's native born italian (ethnically moroccan but like who cares lol), and lived there for the vast majority of his life so...yea probably.
your ass aint ever getting into agartha
you cum?
this is why you're an absent father to us, understandable
falco comes in here cus he is a masochist
👍
I'm touching grass right now
dude i feel like tony soprano some days but then i remember i try and not be an asshole most of the time and that solves it.

Okay I'm not touching grass but I am busy
i see through the lies of the italian
liar liar pant on fire 
observe your pants @grizzled meadow, you may notice they have undergone a change

Lies have short legs...
No they dont 
no....you wouldnt...you couldnt! you shouldnt?
did you shit his pants?
no i set them on fire
oh. ok. carry on then
that is why I be a dwarf lad
I am a dwarf and im digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole
DIGGY DIGGY HOLEEEEE
Anthem of short ass people
When u are under 6foot u are either a chad dwarf or a femboy
keep your homosexual tendencies away, im not too fond of gay people
Alex is the wife
well yea, but its not gay 'cause you're the wife
cry about it
real
I know what you are

dog
its simply not natural
fair, i keep interacting with you all
ikr? he thinks about gay people so much for someone who's not very fond of them
think he's trying to conceal something?
just say that you talk to me
maybe project insecurities?
he has a small dick btw
alex when he goes outside his house for 2 picoseconds
that's me right there
said it before i'll say it again, you can in fact be too straight. it's called having a fragile masulinity and being a little bitch
slavic alex jones
looks more like Bill Clinton
Why shit in a crate when u can use ur mom's plants?
bruh
"WHA? NO! I'M NOT GAY! GAYS ARE DUMB AND GAY! I'M STRAIGHT AS FUCK! I DONT TOUCH ANYTHING EXCEPT WOMEN EVER, I DONT EVEN JERK IT 'CAUSE THATS TOUCHING A DICK AND THATS GAY"

are yall ok, i used the homophobic dog meme
so did i, your point is
we're simply making fun of you
but thats not allowed see, im too cool to be made fun of
Not enough shitting space will run out in 3-5 bussines days
nuh uh
*markiplier
multiplier*
E
E
f
agreed
*meme about gunners being braindead weebs. good.
wait there is a new class in drg?
....the US Military, sir.
nuh uh you dont
shit, you right. i'm now filled with a resurgence of determination.
unfortunately this means i will be placing pipe bombs in your mailbox, so i would be prepared if i were you
nuh uh i dont have mailbx
no more naked minecraft skins? :(
Still waiting for minecraft sex update
this is sex update
REAL
they updated sex so no more sex
boilers are fucking scary
you have one now
what is that
i can see only "boimber"

Hate when this happens
its a fucking cursed as shit anime girl recreation of the Unabomber's police sketch
unyaabomber
Its not skinwalker it's Skurwysyn z Navajo
he doesnt even know neco arc
bro i fucking know who neco arc is
that's not even involved here
thats literally neco arc
fine, alternate anime unabomber
@gloomy jay
THE PILK STASIS IS REAL
they had to be contained until they were needed
containment class: Keter
nah, they should be safe since they are easy to contain
the issues comes after they are let out of containment
the first skinwalker to be integrated into human society
That is a silly and danger!
Undercover Mossad agent in Italy
@grizzled meadow
I have it stuck in my fucking head
here, a meme you can understand, i know you dont speak english
real
bg3 is a silly game
It is what u think it is
is battlefield 1 fun?
yes
best multiplayer experience of all the battlefields i had played
Woobity woob ur secret documents are now mine
supporter
🤝
who is that
averege Bulgarian shitting
who?
you
joe mama
jaka mama
real
me gaining another personality type
Wasnt he flying a mig 29?
Plus the face was the smallest issue
he also had shrapnel in his neck
and arms
atleast thats what i read
i mean realisticaly speaking
When u get a missile hit from the front
Ur neck is exactly at the height of impact
actually kill yourself discord user
hiii
get exiled while in brainfart, that should be an achievement for sure
who are you
why di du have to post tihs
worthless piece of trash 
welp i bought it, see you in 14 hours
Polish
I wouldn't say worthless
Have fun my guy
i used a key reseller since id rather not pay 40 euro, even if it was 10 euro i would not give that money to EA
yes
Imagine giving money to EA
Waste of money
guys guess what i need
cock?
I would literally sell you my origin account for cheaper cause I don't care that much
nuh uh not cock
i dont use origin
lies
and have no plans to
origin sucks
i dont want that anywhere near my pc
I need one
i couldve gotten it for cheaper, like 5 euro, if i bought it on origin
but im not downloading origin
would you get epic for free games or are you a cringe baby purist
Anyone wanna be my fart slave (U might even get paid)
i dont need epic for free games
you forget i am a criminal
ok I call police
buye
they dont care
I'm sure @fading shuttle would love to
ok mr chud
dont have the time sadly, starting uni next month, maybe once im done
where is the audio
There is audio, must be you
do it yourself lil baby 
Idk people used to scream Praire Fire whenever they see me
very S.O.G
sorry i meant sad
But now the G.I s are way more friendly
Um sorry i meant worthy people
I told them that their government is bombing their own men
They still dont realize they're not safe here
Me Herr KlaMis just finished devouring 700g of chicken breast for my dinner (I'll eat another in an hour) ((Making sure vegans dont make a diffrence))
@spiral raven can you go get a job
he's a 15 year old that has brainrot from all the youtube and titkok shit he watched
i wish, he is weirdly successful at surviving
child neglect
"don't ever get no weed from a gas station"
Imagine that people just sit for couple hours straight just scrolling tiktoks
payed off Falco with tacos
Like how scorched ur brain has to be
Coonsooommmmer brain
I at least know that shit would fuck me up so I never got it
How about u consommma cock
Their attention span goes to zero after that. Surprised they can keep a job
"scorched" is the perfecr word for it
don't eat the cat
Why not
cat is actualy very good food
Good macroes
average cat around 3kg
Has almost 4000 calories
and around 600 grams of protein
ok ccp, whats next?
what's ccp?
i swear he must be bribing grok himself to survive this long
No they just feel bad
else either skom or iedy wouldve annihlated him by now
Its like when you see a retarded person
what years of working with the xray engine does to a mans psyche
on the verge of being zombified
beullets
Is grok the bigger weapon man??
yes
someone did post a rdr2 meme with that guy recently 
he doesnt get enough money to support gamma, he had to find an alternative money source
TUTUTUTUUTUTTUTU
I NEED MORE BEULLETS
ok now i do know
I AM THE RAT MAN (Vinesauce Joel Animated)
💖 49

Guys imagine how gifs went from being boomer's thing to something i post the most
RAT POSTING?
And i think that applies not only to me
Real i always hug my homies
Jifs*
I once posted a whole gang of rats

I don't see the issue with this one 
its about a boy, not a man

At what age does one stop being a boy and becomes a man?
BOOOO only 42 seconds long
THA WATER WHERE IS ITTTT 
Average border patrol experience
@steady trellis
yup

