#🎪bruh-fart
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It got a lil colder
so its pretty sustainable at 18 degree Celsius
Unlike mf 31 during the day
Ermmm i no understand
Cheeseburger detected
Anyone remember Jeremy posting?
I love crcr sometimes
guys important question
No
please i need answers only from men
||should i buy lego star wars or new pc mouse (msi clutch something 08 i forgot)||
only men
pls
NO
COVER IT
||lego star wars||
WITH SPOILERS
||mouse||
ok 1 point for second option
... I have a cock! 
ur a furry
means ur animal
Fair
Seering hot sun to windy
🛐
I love football at times 
back to sun again
bullet beetle
bulltle
Battle chickens
K-pop battle chickens
Quintessential boykisser image
the not-so hidden self-harm scars really make this image
the joke write itself
he was mean to his arm
He tried to silence the voices
the voices that told him he likes men
I'm still trying to figure how the fucc to record videos
win + alt + R on win10
maybe win11 too
I'll be damned
You actually can do this on windows
I'll stick to OBS tho
I wish it was wimdy here in California. That cat 3 hurricane was just a quick piss
No wind at all
Just light rain
rare win10 W
Now it’s sunny
I actually didn’t know this
I long for thunder
How’s the quality, is it better than OBS?
I assume it’s just basic
i didnt try obs, but the quality seems 1080p, so i say its good and it doesnt lag much in gamma
Probably not, a windows feature versus a dedicated recording software is probably gonna lean in favour of the software

You really had to do that
curiosity got me 

Fair, I just squeezed my eyes and it was enough for me
not enough detail for me
Benefit of the doubt, he looks like he's licking the back of someone's head
Which is...
i think hes eating ass
❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓
The two lines to the left kinda suggest an eye
I mean, the person in front looks like he/she is enjoying him/herself
So I think Delight might be onto something
@vagrant zodiac


@heavy peak add this sticker pls
Why do you have that as a pfp
Explain lore
Cuz i drew it
Fucker. I wish I had your skill
Yeah profile self explanitory
How much money do you make off of furries every week?
Zero? I don't do commissions
He does it for free... 

I don't do it all wdym? It's just a hobby



Alex, you beat it to japanese highschoolers
alex does understand drawing as a hobby
you cant enjoy sometbhing you do without getting paid for it >:(((
yes and the artists who draw them atleast get paid for it
I mean shit if you draw for fun then that's
, just saying the amount of cash you could be making off of furries since that's your chosen, uhhh, space.
no i just cant comprehend someone who would draw furry shit without atleast getting money
same reason people play LoL
its a hobby
Nah, i'm too bad for it anyways. Maybe in a year or two of constant practice, sure, but not now
i wouldnt say its a hobby, doing meth is a hobby by that reasoning
You can draw things that look semi-decent from the pfp. Idk I'm not going deeper than that 
Semi-decent is not good enough to get paid for, that's the point
I won’t be so sure about that
I have my own principles
We're talking about Furries here my guy. So long as they see fur-man, and they see a filled diaper, they'll pay

I better kms than draw anything like that
hes pulling his cock out
Every time 
HE'S WHIPPING HIS COCK OUT 
ishowspeed be like on stream
True
Ishowmeat
Ishowschmeat
What even happened to cause that particular alignment of events?
All I heard was Ishowspeed showed his dongler (by accident or otherwise)
it was an accident, tho many speculate on purpoise
Whar?
He jumped around
i believe it was an accident
Data harvesting operation 
About what you'd expect
he seemed to not be wearing underwear and his pants zipper was unzipped?
ishowspeed has a running joke that he is attracted to Chica from five nights at freddys, so when he saw her he started thrusting towards his camera
and his dongler ended up popping out
That fucking song was stuck in my head a few weeks ago and I couldn't find it anywhere
saw my brothers a long time ago
the better call saul anthem??????

The anime song
Anthem 
for one day he became ishowdick
we arent talkin stalker here bro, go away
Raw fish
Holy fuck... Stalker on the skibidi toilet! 
Stop.

We pray for a rock but idgaf
oh god he is a monolith fan aswell
anyone that likes mercs or monolith should just kill themselves
Would be nice when u give me the mod
but also 
idk it
reddit the rock
It's that one anime mod isn't it
r/rocklovers
If u have a shinny enough rock maybe she will fall in love with you
shinny rock
i am gods sleepiest individual

Had me going there, for a second
Why is it that when you're in strimmer mode some usernames get truncated but then everyone else gets fucked

Nope
the deadliest anomaly of the zone
What are they a crow
Man I don’t even wanna be rich I just want a nice business suit
I enter brainfart while I'm eating cereal and the first thing I see is chica looking straight into my soul.
finally some good fcking food
So freaking

The gas mask screen looks like another image is layered behind it
AI makes terrible guns for sure
that's like a 1800s lever action scope with a BAR handguard in a m16 base
Sounds like an issue
yes, your issue
Finally, the official status given to asians
truly equality is within' our grasp
i wouldnt say that, the rest still gotta work hard, the asians didnt get this far by slacking
Maybe someday soon the italians can finally earn that status too (honorarily of course) 
the italians gotta first earn the right to call themselves human
They must break the pasta
The ultimate destruction of their values lies in the pasta nood 
I wish I could upload vimeos without needing fucking Nitro or a dl service, I was gonna show my latest edited garbage for people for review
uhm
mhu
Ehhh... I'd rather not upload shit to youtube tbh
Not yet anyway
fair
idk all the temp videos sites are sketchy anymore
:/
idk render viyda to 320x260 or something
the french will forever be irredeemable
the french gotta earn the right to exist, and im afraid its a losing battle
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Aussie prime minister moment
Fuck sake half 3 in morn and I’m debating whether to try music 
?
I read that sentence and I immediately jolted thinking I saw Half Life 3 from Half 3.
I have managed to cronch this shit so much I've made it fit with discord
If any of this is hard to actually see it's because it's actually supposed to be a 1080p, but discord is balls so
Really more an editing stye test than an actual video anyhow
just upload the mp4 or avi to dropbox
We will be able to play the link without having to download
If you don't wanna upload on ytb
I don't got a drop
it's free iirc
atleast i never paid for it
Or maybe you can pay to get 50gigs of storage but who does that
I always have thoughts that I want to give making music a go, I’ve just never followed through but now I’m debating on actually sorting it out
FL studio has a "free mode" if you're talking about computer-assisted music
Nahh I’ve always wanted to make music like the guy I’ve posted above
Know someone who owns a record label and a studio
aaaah
I think before I was just frightened to try Omsk
Lmao
Thing is, I have a pretty noticeable lisp unless I talk very fast, but people have said to me if anything it just makes you more unique, eh fuck knows only live once and all that bullshit bouta give my man a message and sort something out
I have 0 idea how to actually share this
Uploading the link just leads you to a download, it doesn't embed the file
Can you not just download the file
Not used to studio so I’m clueless
All I got is that
It has it's own video player on the site so it should work from there
wdyt?
If I was the owner I'd roll the windows up and put the heater on full blast
British dogs are just built different
Gm it be 5am
its 6 am, gn ladies
4am and I long for sleep but must stay awake
Going round the clock to fix your sleep schedule or do you have to work in the morning ?
Neither, I'm just trying to stay awake till day so I can wake up at night
technically breaking my sleeping schedule
sun can't be hot if the sun ain't out
ikr


My plan is going out in about 30mins, go jog, then when I come back I cook at the same time as people eat their breakfast so by that time it won't matter how noisy I am
Then go to bed after they went to work
(Mock them a bit as I ear their unmotivated ass go down the staircase)
Then fall asleep with a smile on my face and a cat on my chest
Honestly night owl life is where it's at
Ye i've been trying to find night shifts but it's not compatible with lots of companies
booty man
some could say he put the new forgi's on the jeep
You missed the conversation we had earlier 😔
Ishowschmeat
where
I dunno up
I was about to geddit
AHHH
I got sent a vid of him bouncing off a dildo
dm it
Fuck no
pussy
Damn it Alex doesn't have his cat with him

Annoying ass cato
oh shit the gato is there
Sitting on my pc or keyboard
Hes gotten to the back wires

nuh uh, I wake up for le work st 5 am
Look at what I can do by removing a little bit of context.
No way
where is the video?
Oh damn I found out he's dead by google
I won't act like i agree with his actions but condolence to the man
all of it is #🎪bruh-fart
false
choose your race at the beginning of a fantasy game
White male, knight, longsword
Ambatublou

What do you mean you "deposited" your "load" in the "mule"?
This will be epic. Post the vid here
false

what is bro trying to prove
my silliness cannot be contained
polite little creature
real
Not so polite creature
real
POV: this is what the sub last saw
no bleh.

Meowchine gunner
(He's looking at you from the outside of the cell, you're the lone survivor of the strike)
(So true)
Napalm sticks to kids, but not cats... 

Hit that emergency fur release and just keep running
Anyway it's cardio o' clock, cya later
watch the just recovered CCTV footage showing a feline crawling through the bank ventilation system right before murdering every person in the building and taking the money
I don't have a wifi chip
Jokes on them, there's nothing of value in this house 
Your grandpa's immigration papers
Grandpa's deader than dirt
Same with ol' granny

probably a ♻️

Wheres the one of the eldritch spirit being terrified
The miserable anglerfish
government agent
I dom the feds
does this mf own the rust AK?
this aint schizoposting
2 of them
Are they props
watching him rots your brain away little by little
Does this mf own a live baby giraffe?
He would shoot his maids by accident
@runic kernel
true
I think that reprogrammed my brain or something
same
I just remembered this town exists somewhere in Canada.
Damn bro new 50 shades just dropped?
5000x rpm
vroom
Vroooom, Vrooom Vroooom, chka-chka-chka-chaka vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
exactly
Okay guys
type beat
BLAM?
boov chook chook
make noises as you reload the shotgun unless it's a real shotgun in which case the rack sounds way better than anything you could actually produce
Idk as a kid it was always BAM or BAA
and for reloading
Shalom brainfart
shalom
sha loam
Its been a minute lol, hows shit been?
Counterpoint
Cute fellow 
This leaves questions about just how blocked up that keyboard is 
So much hair and crumbs
I was honestly thinking more of the questionable fluids kind tbh
Nah that just turns your switches into gelcaps

I really need to clean my keyboard. Too much cathair
Honestly I've had this replacment keyboard for a few months after my old one broke and caused power surges and I'm genuinely saddened by how fast the paint has scraped off the keys
Never seen that issue, thats crazy. I've had both of mine for at least 8+ years. Corsair is indestructible
It's a cheap plastic one tbf, and ironically I had my Corsair for years too
wrong
then it ran into those surge issues 
Mini keyboard for work pc, full size for main desktop
Ignore the spaghetti cable management, i really need to stop being lazy and get a docking station
God I hate the new keys 🤮 wish I had my old corsair, they had way sleeker and a nicer keyfont and everything
Yeah. I dont really like the white keys, but some were lost during a move and we gotta make due
You ain't a real one if yo keyboard ain't got fungal growths coming out of it
Shit if it does it better pay rent.
They do, that free snack for midgame
You can also do that with the crumbs
Shake it upside over your mouth
Nah i really need to strip the caps and let em shake and soak in some soap
And go to town with the toothbrush and rubbing alcohol
Shake it upside down after some gamer rage to get back into the gamer action 😎 😎 😎 🤮
Like why am I imagining keyboard companies selling that as a feature
But how would we improve mechanical keyboard design....
What about a massive plate that snaps over all your keys so you can lift them up at once.
maybe a quick access screw on the back so you can pop it apart and clean it without removing the keys
Just a hard to reach button/switch at the back that unlocks all your keycaps at once so you can flick the keyboard upside down, press the button, and get to munching on your keycaps like a real gamer...
I like how you think we could be business partners
bonus points if it's incredibly easy to accidentally hit the button while just actually using the thing IE from shifting the keyboard around slightly
and all the keys are springloaded so they go shooting off the keyboard
I could sell real gimmick keyboards if I put my mind to it
Make it just beside the spacebar
Genius
Hmmm, invest millions into making complex easy to clean keyboard
Or bring these bad boys back
Ahh the coom cover.
These feel awful to type with
The schlick sheath. The nut neutralizer. The bust blocker
You can buy used ones on ebay, they are brown from the uv of the lights.
The nut cape
'The crumb cover' truly is no longer good enough
True and you gotta find the ender portal to get these
Not worth imo just clean your keyboard like a normal person
Future.
I bought a razer one many years ago. I returned it, it was super janky.
Ah yes, the "I suffer from some debilitating physical motor skills issues and/or I'm missing one of my arms" keyboard
I had one as a gift, tried it, never really used it.
But also i play tarkov, and its not enough keys for that game.
I enjoy reposting the same thing if I possess the relevant meme
but not TOO samey
just samey enough to not be a repost
but still kinda a repost

♻️
They really gave him the lint brush special
He looks way too much like a pillow
tarky enjoyer 
Svt go brrt
haven't tried it yet
Also new scav gang ai is actually pretty good. Its less laserbeamed through bush and more "You alerted the hoard."
Yo chimp are you still working on LLM and ai stuff?
This truly is the life of every shareholder ever
More like putzing about and playing with my own home hosted server. If that counts.
Ah. Was wondering if you've ever used Openrouter? I was using openai directly but got too many love letters and don't wanna risk a ban
No idea on that stuff. I mess about with my own locally run stuff.
Ah. Played around with llama2 at all?
whad is this fancy schmancy internet jargon designed to keep curious enterprising folk like meself away from this here con-ver-sate-eeeoooon?
Its just F.B.I morse code
I am certain the models are based on LLama, goiing to have to check.
AKA: what are you fellas talkin' about
these guys arent real
Ai chatbots
TLDR I am running a Local AI chat bot from my GPU
neato
I might try getting my speech synthesis one to work, but I have a hard time working with the phonetics.
Tfw only 10gb vram 
Bitch please. I am running 8gb Vram just fine with a 6B 128g quantized model for my AI waifu
you are speaking nothing
Whilst speaking so much words
Please talk in simple terms
I can get the AI to speak, but it needs it to be spelled in a very particular way and it's annoying.
No I mean you
Yeah i havent gotten motivated enough to setup those models yet
If you can install gamma, you can get a basic one to work.
I really should get into optimizing things. But its so much easier to just load up risu and go
Yeah, I am techno babble. But it's hard to simplify my issue when it's specific.
I type in ABLE and it says Ay Be El Ey instead of actually saying the word if I use the wrong charecters.
I have to type a phonetic pronounciation
Ai stuff is neat but it ranges from magic to retard real quick
Gpt4 is fucking magical though but expensive.
I was thinking to script a dictionary to convert common words to phonetic for myself.
Takes a while to get used to an AI's quirks but what it can do is still amazing. It did manage to make a few puns unpromted in casual conversation with uncommon foreign names, as well as had common 'mispronounciations'.
Well, when I asked how it would sound the name out.
Thats pretty neat. The jump from gpt3 to 4 is pretty crazy. Gpt3 just feels soulless and dumb with lots of handholding
Gpt4 just goes crazy and even gets memes and shitposts. At least until they lobotomize and filter the shit out of it
It's been legitimately lobotomised.
Can't even ID simple prime numbers accurately.
At least ANYMORE
I still need to mess about but have been hearing good things about Redpajama [Apparently a good accademic based Llama on the rise], Vicuna [Especially Wizard uncensored] then there is Falcon [Strongest open source LLM if you have a 20k computer to run the 40B model]
🤝

Damn, you are running a 400 token chat there. That's a big response.
thats just the military showing off what ChatGPt can do and downgrading it
like a display on how they're capable of spreading misinformation now
Military had it before. It's just made so much more easy to the public. People don't realise AI was able to beat the Turing test decades ago, shit made spelling and grammar mistakes on purpose to convince you it was human. But now it can be run on simpler computers.
They made it easy enough for a monkey like me to install it on my GPU with about 3 hours of troubleshooting.
The Colonel warns Raiden about the plans to use AI to censor the Internet.
An experiment in creative writing and AI speech synthesis, inspired by the famous "Selection for Societal Sanity" (S3) codec conversation from Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty.
SHORT FOLLOW UP VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Q_FUrVqvlfM
"And it will be monitor...
Mfw the news rees about ai like its the terminator but its really just smartish google search meets autocorrect.
Misinformation existed before AIs.
Bloody thing just makes it quicker.
Photoshop was supposed to be the end of truth in photos and we adjusted.
This is like that text-to-speech SAM right?
Brother just watch the video
I saw it a year ago, it's a good one.
Okay
But deepfakes were shown off about 2017-2018 in a major whitepaper release.
One step forward, two steps back.
I hate the government
And/or businesses not letting their experiments run wild 
Close enough. It's really good though on stringing word pronounciations... only if you use special charecters to spell phonetically.
Here we are.
Mgs be like people will use ai for evil stuff
ell-oh-ell, I am sam, I strug-gull to say cer-tain shit prop-per-lee
Always felt oddly satisfying to make him say shit properly
No, its more retarded than that
I wish it was that easy
Meanwhile its just used for coombots, lazy coding projects and resume building
Some of the ai driven malware we're seeing is cool though. Right now its biggest threat is using ai content in phishing campaigns
coom is about 90% usage of ANY AI project
THe thing about AI ethics is how it always lobotomises the AI. 
AI ethicists are the worst lmao
One thing I've always hated about the AI debates is when people get confused between AI and Automation
"THEY'RE TAKIN' OUR JERBS, JUST LOOK AT THE MCDONALDS IN TEXAS!"
Only thing that I am worried about is them taking voice data to form something from your voice. But they could always of done that manually if they really wanted to sink the hours.
Same with everything else. The AI isn't doing anything new, you could always hire writers, but this is just quicker and cheaper.
"No bro, that's Automation, that's always been available. The most is that weird ass amalgamation fry-cook they have instead of just having pure scan-and-act programmed machines doing shit"
I mean people are already doing that with deepfakes
Photoshop and video editing existed for years. If anyone was dedicated enough THEY WOULD DO IT
This just makes it quicker and much easier.
I stress more over cashless society plans than I do anything else tbh
All that does is streamline account hacking and maybe some muggers learning how to do shit to steal your money from your accounts.
My government is making plans
When a mugger goes "gimme ya wallet" he's likely to just be of the meathead variety and only go for the cash, because you can just call up your bank and ensure your money is safe. But with cashless they have to get smarter
I'd really love to make something with gpt4 and security tools to automate network scanning and reports
You would need a custom model for that trained exclusively on relevant data.
Or at a bare min, use it to make some hodgepodge automated metasploit
A model is only as good as it's data. And the thing about GPT is that they had so much data scraping the internet that it only became a issue of computing capacity for them to make a model from the data.
But thats way beyond my abilities tbh. You could prob do some cool stuff feeding an AI SIEM data and use it to look for baseline changes in your network
I think it's estimated to be a 300B model. AKA a super computer easily costing 250k USD to run
Basically brute forcing the issue.
Some of these smaller niche models like Pygmalion for waifu bots is trained specifically on conversation data for a chat bot.
You get roughly same quality of chatting with a 12B or even 6B model that can run on 1k USD hardward
Then you have Janeway and stuff like that trained on scifi novels. Once again focused on it's subject matter.
GP in GPT stands for General Purpose after all [I think] so it only gets that performance by brute force/sheer computing power.
Yep. I could totally see a company licensing out some ai model solution focused on just cybersecurity compliance testing eventually.
SOme models like Vicuna variants [I think] are heavily trained on Stackflow and Github to be a programming assistant that can be run locally rather easily.
Even if we already have alot of trend analysis and aggregating info with splunk and a billion other tools
Yeah like github autopilot
Just locally?
Big data is left for BIG ASS machines. That's the general purpose models.
Specialist models can be run locally easily, takes 1/10th the computing power to run meaning a whole super computer isn't needed.
NVIDIA was showcasing a card that wants to run local AIs in parallel with the game. Didn't read beyond the promo video.
So instead of pinging a server, you run the local fine tuned model that might take 2gb vram if hyper optimised and you are good to go for simple tasks like conversations for a specific game.
That would be handy
Yall gotta watch my stream deadass
What's the video? Is it AI nerdery?
The real monkeys paw is going to be securing ai implementation to protect against prompt injection or people fucking with training data
Falcon, the open source AI project was focusing on quality over quantity, and some corporations are criticised for using data centres in India and Africa to do cheap vetting of training data manually.
Garbage in Garbage out after all
Worker number #37842, your metrics have dropped. I am assigning you to the mlp erp moderation queue. You will moderate the chatbot.
If you think this is creepy…
You should know what all major stores in the world knows about you as a shopper
They use in-store, online, cell-tower, and more to keep track of everything… everything.
Cambridg…
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That has to be a fresh hell
Simple AI like this or text sentiment analysis AI are often small enough to run parallel or serial to the regular AI program. Some people used the sentiment reading AI before feeding data to a chatbot so it's responses were more 'human' in interpreting the emotion of the user.
Its me driving on the road
Don't text and drive plz.
Damn so AI can tell your cup size
Anna is a D cup, Greg is an A cup... awesome what AI can do
That's probably on the horizon too. But it would need someone willing to verify the results of the AI
I would gladly volunteer
Like the captcha checking for street signs and shit? That was outsourcing verification to users to train and vet data.
God i should drink some water. Being bored at work + adderall finally refilled is leading me down the schizo cybersecurity rabbithole 
Gotta love the "new tech is crazy" really just being people in the office mines solving captchas for hours on end.
I still remember in Scandinavia, one of the natural parks had a contest.
IF YOU SEE THIS ROCK TAKE A PICTURE AND ITS GPS IN THE PARK AND YOU CAN WIN A 50 EURO GIFT CARD.
They took the data for the specific rocks and found the source of a mineral deposit.
I went to a Wallmart for the first time in almost a year. Their selection is ass.
Thats kinda smart.
Oh it always has been. I just go to brookshires or target.
It's moments like these that make me almost happy being a benefit parasite. Almost.
Eh, can't fault people for trying to life. As long as its not fucking other people over, do what you gotta.
My dad bought a bunch of USB flash drives from that walmart marketplace whatever the fuck.... they came straight from China, Shenzen... and they are labeled with fucking windows XP powerpoint fonts.
I told him to not plug that shit in
I sent him videos and articles about the bad shit that can do.
I picked it up today for him from there while I was getting groceries. I warned him not to plug it in. I hope I don't have to do tech support for him tomorrow.
It's not even that wage-slavery is gruelling, it's in the name though. They're not doing it because they want to, they're FORCED to do it
Thank fuck i'm lucky enough that my dad works in cybersecurity as well, so i don't have to babysit him as hard.
My mom clicked on a Exe file sent by email years ago to see family photos by a long time lost friend 
That fucking sucked to clear. It installed a browser called Rocket browser or some shit
At least it wasnt bonsai buddy
What did that fucker even do that was the 'mal' part of malware again? I recall it asking for your credit card info, but with no real threat to back it up?
Yep, welcome to hellscape 2023. Reject classic nihlism, embrace optimistic nihlism.
Almost everyone who recently graduated I know directly or indirectly through family and friends can't find shit.
About half of us have proper science degrees
Mostly just adware

Kazza and limewire... napster as well... good times
Mfw my degree is just a sheet of paper for hr filters and i still have to keep up on certs and continuing education
The learning never stops
I kept that up as well for mini courses and the like. Did shit all for me 
At least the company pays for my exams and certs...if i pass.
I have a forklift certification therefore I have a higher education than anyone here
True
C E R T I F I E D
I had two internships and work experience and that still wasn't enough on graduation for me.

Relatable, i had to spend a few years in helpdesk hell before breaking into "real" IT, then finally into cyber.
What’s your major
If being a unproductive member of society was a major, I would have a PhD
And now i just want to get outta newbie cyber stuff and more into security auditing and compliance, or pentesting. But i gotta cert up and get more xp
Without doxing myself we work closely with engineers and have a title protected by law under the same umbrella.
We drink as much as engineers.
Architecture?
Nah. Its more with materials testing.
Idk what to do languages or arts
and survey
Meow?
Ahh. Yeah 10/10 would drink
At least you guys drink. Comp sci+ cyber was just an endless gambit of dealing with autists, deoderantless being, and avoiding all business majors that wanna build an app bro
That or finding the next l33t h4x0r wannabe that doesn't know shit.
First time seeing someone in cyber not being a furry, truly a revelation
I took 4x the CS classes as required for my degree. I had to help 3rd year CS majors figure out how to work console commands on the linux lab computers. They were struggling with changing directories.
Mfw my first coworker that got into cyber was totally a smelly furry
Absolute stain on tech lmao
The only unironic furries I know are a forklift driver, an anthropolgist and a english major
At least you know the anthro dude is dedicated.
Ah, that pun was painfull
My favorite was the leet bros getting into labs and fumbling around in cli like monkeys while doing nothing productive
Why is the dog caked in what I hope is mud
But he did show me a leaflet from one of the furry conventions. The tech shit they have there actually looks interesting enough for me to consider buying a clothespin to cover my nose and go next year.
Idk dogs love playing in mud
The true savior of tech are the dying breed of cargo shirt band tee filp flop bearded linux wizards
Who exclusively reek of cheap bourbon aged behind the server rack
I do love the tech people who call themselves techies that have a breakdown whenever they see MSDOS for any advanced commands.
I love my tracert on command line to diagnose internet connection issues.
soulless eyes and demonic nose
True
Clearly, a satanist
Ping -a my beloved
I only know inorganic chemistry. I can barely wrap my head arround the alkenes and polycyclics.
Acetylene in an oxygen rich environment
Potion of fuck your eardrums
Chemistry still feels like magic to me lol
Lads i finally have water. But my mouth is still dry.
Let’s fucking gooooo
Hell yeah, good shit.
My willpower is too weak to stop vaping. But i blame stress
If that was me I would of made him spit the beer back into the glass
You do NOT take beer from another mans pint
That’s heresy here basically as bad as murder
Life hit us with funeral + water dmg under floor + ants in walls.
It’s all good till life hits you with the sleeby jeebys
So bare minimum we need a dude to fix the leak, a dude to get rid of ants, and dudes to replace flooring in the office.
Have you tried the elf bar liquid yet?
Reject elfbar, embrace lost marys.
They’ve released their own eliquid it’s mint
Much better, same feels
I’ve got some of that crystal bar liquid in atm
On a 80 watt sub ohm the flavour is still top notch
It's scientifically proven that animals really like alcohol
Nice. I just want life to chill out
Reject life problems, embrace phenibut adderall nicotine gaming binge sesh.
this is best experienced in the game "Rimworld" where animals will constantly get black-out drunk and die from scoffing all the alcohol you've left on a shelf outside
That's how I describe my hobby of cooking meth to people
This reminds me of a joke, a English man, Scottish man and Irish man walk into a bar and all order a beer, a fly lands into each beer, the English man pushes it aside and orders another, the Scottish man takes the fly out and drinks the beer, the Irish man holds the fly above the beer and says “SPIT IT OUT YE FUCKING BASTARD”
I need to figure out what the hell these ants are on
Ill be chilling at my desk, and a lone ant goes way off the beaten path just to bite my foot and die
I now understand why the giant in elden ring was so pissed.
They declared war on your toes
Invasion of the toe cheese fr
The sad part is its not like we leave food everywhere
You ever thought about putting your feet with them fish that day the dead skin
Its just been 100+F for the last month. Water gets under floor from leak. Ants be hot and thirsty, so they pulled up
Blast the floors with some cleaner, they follow pheromones.
Real men get there toe blow jobs from hundreds of fish
Been there, done that. They fuck off for a bit and come back
You could always gas them
Find the ant hill and do a bit of tomfoolery
When I was a kid I poured alcohol down a anthill and set it on fire
I just use boiling water
I imagined I was playing cod ww2 burn em out
I am learning
Fun fact my cousin almost gassed me
Played potion maker with chemicals? 
The dumb fucker sprayed bleach spray onto a gas stove
These spoiled boys make gassing hard
I’m not sure what gas came out
But it was yellowish and angry
Luckily it was just a spray so opened windows and all was good 
A friend of mine was mixing cleaning chemicals by accident, but had the sense to evacuate seeing bubbling.
I remember opening a glass test tube in my mouth
At least hes smart.
OOf
Man knew he would die, and chose to go out by trolling you 
Mum said I just walked into her room and said “I think I cut myself on some glass” and apparently half my face was drenched in blood

Don’t ask me why it bled so much I’m not sure
He got what he deserved.
In fairness I’m pretty sure he just wanted them toe crusties
We really just need to hire a guy to routinely come out and spray. Id do it myself but we are on 1 acre and their stuff is better.
"Mom I got a booboo" 
le floof
You should set up toothpicks and hang ants on them as a warning
Stick their head on the toothpick Aswell
Little sign “here be monster”
Not a bad idea
Im 99% sure they are lurking in the walls. So that will be fun to fix
Oh god thinking of ants just give me a really disturbing thought
What would happen if a ant decided to make a nest up your japseye 
Im sure there is a doijin out there somewhere that has that plot
That's a term I haven't heard in forever... and why did you have to make me imagine that
Because I find it funny 
Step ant what are you doing
I am headed out to drink now after this vile imagery enters my head.
Going from "this ant bit my fingie" to "I will start psychological warfare with these cunts" is quite an escalation 
I’m British we have no inbetween
But a necessary one.
Imagine not using psyops on insects in your house
I used to be a little cunt with crane flys
I used to pull their legs off and watch them try to land 
13 year old me just tormenting a fly and my grandma walks in 
I used to collect rolypolys just because they were neat. Make little dirt forts for them
The fuck are rolypolys
Oh woodlice
We had a ton of them here me and my cousin as kids put em in a bin and made them a nest
I wish it had a happy ending but it didn’t, we ended up playing baseball with the bin 
my dad used to burn out anthills if he ever saw any
literally
with a burner
They are vile
Put some molten lava in ant hills 
My only fear with that approach if their tunnels go near a gas line
Oppenheimer for ants
real
I would love some rat beef
real rat beef
brainfart aint
I'm gonna do it
You know you guys can just drown the queen if you find the anthill, right?
You can just pour a bunch of water in there and the queen won't float
Until we meet again because I must go to work.
good morning you fiends
I did have smoosh my face to my screen to see it yes
@solar obsidian 
Shepard was based this whole time 

I now understand why he did it
he saw Ghost's tiktok account
after years
the case is busted
(Roach who?)

ah yes, starsector main menu, or should I say, Starfarer 
he died after uttering the words

Just found the chicken meme I made on the old anomaly discord
plot twist: the chickens behave like the ones in TABS

They're the ones 
do we have a screenshot or video of said chicken mod? 
What a fucking n||asshole||
you could've made it neighbor instead
NO SOAP
basically those video of people cutting soap. Yeah thats it.
SOAAAAP
FOAP
foap
Only the sped up version haha
it looks good
we can use the excuse of zone fuckery for why they walk like that
The spoiler is from a meme
not as a mutant though, just as a farm animal
Nice
ah, the smart edit
did he drop it in prison though?
4K very immersion
I found this deep in my camera, don’t believe anyone if they say it’s theirs. People steal here!
i hope it was dead prior
But how would he conquer the moon then? It is the planet of cheese afterall 
there was something off about the rats
#meme #rat
There are rats in your walls
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Boob
Then why would Ghost and Roach help to retrieve it tho? 🤨



