#🎪bruh-fart
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become local folklore legend
pretty good, work was chill and I finally got around to checking road to Vostok Demo 1.2 pretty cool
choose your class: The ghost story, the eldritch monster, the boogeyman
eldrich ofc

I like the idea of being a ghost story
That can be arranged.
ooo ima come in yo house ooo ima drink yo monster energy oooo
Yuckies
the ghost bread
I'd try to bring slenderman back, do you think it's been long enough to not be cringey as fuck?
people wont remember him
they'll think its some youtuber who refuses to do a face reveal
people that were born 5 years ago aren't the majority of people online y'know lol
yes they are
Ghost that brings you gifts
they aren't
myshinka got the spirit shes just a little confused
the alien with a santa hat
wait no that's a monster
posting a french meme in #🇫🇷-general-fr, wish me luck
Je suis monte!
mans bout to get devoured alive
he doesnt seem to look like a qualified cleaner
Man
he seems to look like a qualified cleaner
At least he’s wearing clothes unlike some cleaner’s
this car can smell gay people
I love the M1!!!
love me that M1 action
'ello
why oh no
Whats wrong with me
Am i not cute enough
Am i not tall enough
Am i too sjort
Its cuz im too fat right
im too ugly
im too stupid
Im sorry im a failure
i'm not gonna pull that ping
Holeh moleh
When the
by the way, I just realized where Starfield stole its logo
i do NOT see the similarities
it is what it is
shut up furry
hello chat
hi there
im hyped for starfield
fear and hunger
same
very excite
we can gush about it at launch
gay sex
its a bethesda game wtf guys
I get it for free so idc
i've liked every bethesda game i've played
even if its like 1 hour of gameplay
why?
its 1 hour of free gameplay
AMD promo
nice 
they give you a preorder for free if you have an AMD gpu
Nvidia fans : omg my card has DLSS and you dont
AMD enjoyers : hehehe free games hehe
nvidia fans: We got sponsored by claptrap
@solar coral after u pre order, give it a few weeks for the patches to roll out, so u wont be a tester
con
woof
hell no im playing that shit instantly so i can warn people
if its bad, well shit ill just tell people its bad
killing myself out of fear
if its good, well shit its good i wont tell people its bad
okay then
i mean i doubt its gunna be bad
fear of what?
fear AND HUNGER
bethesda has like never spent this long on a game and hasnt been this specific about promotion
its def not gunna be great at launch
but not bad
why do u doubt that? its a bethesda game
because bethesda games arent bad they're at worst an "eh"
nowadays*
see : prey 2016
they couldve started work few years ago. only getting the IP much years back.
bethesda only advertises like a month before release
we have a pretty good idea how long they've spent
i think bethesda games are bad, put people put too low standarts and too much hopium
hell naw people only say they;'re bad because of nostalgic copium
how so?
like prey 2016
people fucking hated that game cuz it wasnt the original prey loll
but its not a bad game in any sense
guys can i be included in the conversation
i'd say its pretty good
uhm
especially mooncrash
yeah i liked it too
mooncrash was awesome
LOL
The moon
okay, Pray is good, but their other games in terms of quality?
dishonored
fallout 76 wasnt nearly as bad as people made it out to be early on
no
oh-
the microtransactions were bad yes
THEN YOU MAY NOT CONTINUE THE CONVERSATION
but the game itself was alright
arkane made it

FOR I AM NOT GOD BUT I AM EXISTENCE
76 was almost unplayable, what do you mean
and arkane made redfall
YOUR VERY MOVE IS DICTATED BY ME
like i said, it wasnt nearly as bad as people thought
you're exiled for a reason
it was false advertising of what they released. that game was barely playable
nuh uh
it wasnt unplayable thought 
right.
fallout 76 was an amazing game???
is*
what r u guys on about
and nowadays its quite enjoyable as its own enclosed thing
i still think bethesda is a bad game company that mostly makes bad games.
its an eh company that moslty makes eh games
and occasionally great shit
too rare imo
76 is FO 4 but online. Offered nothing new to the actual game.
having a pile of shit and a gem in it doesnt make me trust them still
same with prey 2016 even tho thats technically arkane
they are bad games.
they def arent lol
do u mod them?
no
Skyrim is an okay game that got saved by the massive sandbox and some questlines
the majority does and for a good reason
i play all games unmodded until i feel like i finish them
yes i realize that
but saying skyrim is a bad game
you just wroooong
no.
boi ur the kinda person to say dishonored sucks cuz it doesnt have boobies
well guess what
skyrim does have boobies
on lizards
no, i dont think that
which makes no sense
too late ive already committed it to memory
get rekt
fuck off then.
if youre gonna say some game is bad at least try to explain why you think that
bro wakes up and is a hater
quality.
i usually have a good radar for when games will release shit
what game u talking about
lol
i knew cyberpunk was gunna flop waaaaay back when it was originally announced lol and absolutely during the peak of hype
WGAT ATE TYOU TALKNIG AOBUT
skyrim and fallout 3
the last fuck 3d
neither are bad tho
you people are the problem why shit games are being released with marketing, IP and nostalgia hype. keep pre-ordering, buying that crap - you will get the same crap in another form.
obsidian made fallout 3 better
boi i literally get these games for free
none of us are idiots enough to preorder
lmfao you still havent justified your point
conversations over.
delight when he's wrong :
lmaooo
false
only good skyrim is 2011 skyrim
bro u like fo3 and fo4 with fo4 online dlc?
fallout sex mod
i mean fo76
also FO4 far harbor was based as hell
and fnv isnt good either, but at least it had good writing.
you are the reason why pornhub exists
im a furry
yeah
mods fix gameplay
you are the reason why joker hates society
no im not rich
and probably fursuit
incredible
false....

thank god ur retarded only in internet like me
nope it would take me around 50 million years to get a billion

im retarded off the internet but i channel it toward astrophysics
i have yet to actually spend more then 400 dollars on one thing
and that 400 dollars was a GPU
that i saved up for like
a month
i was so happy :D
he lies he rich
free nitro boosting is crazy
he has nitro, fursuit (he lies that he doesnt hgave it) and boosting
ok
i didnt know about it
i dont spend money on profile colors
i mean i use discord alot and use it to stream and transfer files so its useful to me
i'd rather pay for discord than google drive
I read someone said something about skyrim?
yes
only good skyrim was first skyrim
not legendary
false...
i dont get how the later versions are worse
eh
I have not played anniversary and I don't plan on
like especially anniversary since theres no micro transactions (you get all DLC for free essentially)
but as fucking new game
I own legendary and special edition
white
they sell 3 or 4 idk editions
you still have to BUY the upgrade tho
it's not for free
i mean if you just buy anniversary straight up its like the same price
I think there's enough content in speical edition to have you occupied for hundreds of hours
bruh
step one: open site with skyrim mods
step two
download mod that rebalances the game
I own both legendary and special since back in the day I decided to buy legendary first and didn't think of going straight into SE
so now I own both
but it's ok
I get them all for free cuz i bought anniversary edition when it was on sale for like 0 dollars blud
step 3 dont be dubmass that gives money for the game you already have
^
quake bad cuz final boss bad
also the jump noise sounds like me when i hug a woman
lmao
be honest you just dont like old game's graphics
Tl;DR you dont need anniversary to experience skyrim to it's full potential
i was being sarcastic
i couldnt care less about graphics i play on 1080 at 60fps and sometimes cap at 45
i optimize specifically so i can have the most stable gameplay possible
and how do i need to know that
me when i engrish wrong
I go get eggs for bart
Payday 3 is going to be online only (allegedly)
dlls
Dals
ds
I require medical pouch
First aid kit here heres a first aid kit First aid kit here heres a first aid kit First aid kit here heres a first aid kit First aid kit here heres a first aid kit
2022 stoic build be like
Im ngl i like the new voice actors
WHAT
no more simon viklund cloaker?
I dont think they couldve done better tbh
All i want tho is "now go to the forums and cry like the little BITCH you are!"
AHHHHHHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAAG
Obv in not saying its better but for a replacement its good
You're up against the wall and i am the FUCKING wall
The og actors annunciated the swears extremely well
I like that they made unique Russian lines all for one single mission
And spanish
And hired actors and everything
Spanish dozer is scary
there is heists in russia in pd3?
and its like good voice acting?
I haven't played a lot of the heists outside of the bundle
There's russian mobsters in Hotline Miami but I dont think they speak any Russian
or stuff
Vlad is Ukrainian
sokol
Sokol
The mexico heists are only good in loud to hear the dozer scream his voicelines in mexican
:D sokol is cool
Sokol is just retarded but in a good way
wait is there still AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG in pd3?
Laser 
fuck
Dont look up beta dallas voicelines
this emote is really funny now
Linus Sex Tips (highly illegal)
This video is sponsored by Rohyphnol
Linus rap tips but with an e
who tf is rohyphnol
A roofie
what
Linus rap e tips
The joke being the Linus Sex Tips meme is likely very immoral and illegal given his recent activities
e rap?
Thanks peter
electro rap?
Yes
Why doesnt his chin ever face forward
Society
A rocket plane from WW2
Nazi wunderwaffe bullshit
There's no aircraft in the world quite like this one - because it's too dangerous.
"The Messerschmitt Me 163 Komet is a rocket-powered interceptor aircraft primarily designed and produced by the German aircraft manufacturer Messerschmitt. It is the only operational rocket-powered fighter aircraft in history as well as the first piloted aircraf...
i recommend pickles
Pkp Pecheneg on top
nuh uh
@narrow lotus please, take all his foams
what is foams
im playing tarkov in russian
idk what does that maen
1st thing he does after he got cured of brainfart was to get tarkov
+i dont have anything
we literally sent him to a worse death
wdym
the new update released
im coming back
why is it bad
Have you ever played tarkov?
For how long
i forgot
Have you ever been trying to do a good raid, spawn in the middle of a forest and get sniped the moment you take 2 steps
Exactly
i dont play forest
Good
i played it only for that quest
i think
lol
ok i looked how long i played
160h
d
not h
woods is the best map ever
anybody who says otherwise has shitty opinions
i played it once so i cant say anything
but factory, the uhhhh
i forgot
streets?
idk
and that
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i fucking forgot
their english names
factory, streers and that fucking
таможня
i like them
well you gotta kill the new boss for that
is that the monday left me brokkeeen
yeah i know
but its too sad to kill stas baretskiy
It's cool that they added your mom as a boss to tarkov
Even prone, the recoil is still pretty nutty on the PKs
Probably for the best though


@fading shuttle
wow these hands look really manly and disgusting
respectfulyl
hi maja
hi babie
I can't wait to be a Turkish nationalist like dad
we're inside a greek
Least nationalist turkish person ( I fully support them)
Turkish nationalist grindset
let me make it better
bro we're in a greek femboys ass
then you have never been to greece
I actualy haven't
everybody under 30 there is gay
I mean the greek invented orgies but the romans invited women to them
So that's self-explenatory
greeks invented the pederast thingo 
lol
Gamers, femboys, dwellers of this channel, and Symba
As of 3 minutes ago
I, Sodomy Longipennis, have farted.
who asked you donut
theyre already in hell they are living in california
Meduze asked
Oh a good one
and only slightly smelly
Did u feel all the vibrations?
is there something heavy in your pants?
The windows shook.
Dang i wish for one like that
Dang i recently discovered AI covers of some songs and they go hard af
Not perfect. Made on zero sleep out of boredom.
Spongebob Squarepants sings Serbian war song "My Dad is a War Criminal".
Link to original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iG3nwWElOQ
rorschach test lookin ass
Ok anyone has an idea how to import uranium? Hitting my calories is getting slowly impossible
Asking for a friend ofc
glass
in wrapped
popping thingie
foil
just remove this part of your brain and you wont see the stupid wojak anymore
and put uranium in the glass
I don't think glass can contain the radiation
it can
nah
Ye it'd need to be thick asf
To contain it
And anyway im more asking where do i get the uranium itself from
just eat the glass before it irradiates you easy
More free calories
extracting it from uranium glass is pretty hard but its easy to get
you can also just munch on the glass if you dont mind
u mean the plates and stuff that used to be painted with uranium paint right?
personally i dont like eating glass because it somehow tastes exactly like blood
no there is uranium glass
Weird
its a bit green
Glass gives off metalic taste weird
Bro its expensive ah
One plate of uranium glass cost as much as i spend on food troughout the week
yep i think it could be made way cheaper if they didnt put the blood flavor in it but whatever
thats not big then
unless u eat nothing
go to the local flea market
way cheaper
I spent mf 350PLN on food per week and trust me i eat as cheaply as i can
Good idea
whale?
also you dont have to spend on food anymore it has millions of calories
How much uranium does it containt tho
sperm whale
Nah just bulking
The goal is to hit 95kg
But the amount of food i gotta eat daily is starting to overwhelm me
how big areu now
Like how much i weight or how tall i am?
(Im the biggest in this entire channel)
both ig
tryna bulk to 350kg of 97% muscle im 2kg and 50cm tall
Just blast enriched uranium
u'll be good
how long will it take 2-3 weeks?
Depends how insane and bold u are
actually pro bulking tip put americium 241 in your pants boosts testosterone to like 500%
you wont have kids anyways what can you lose?
you get testicular cancer? just blow em smoove off with a 12 gauge
why bother with the 12? Just use 20 gauge
Plus its a worthy price for the testosterone increase
because you get balls of pure steel from the testosterone
5000mg of ibuprofen / day also helps with working out youll never now when your arms hurt
I am back
pain is weakness leaving the body
More baldurs gate
the more it hurts the stronger you are becoming
Hmm
Does it solve the sore muscle problem?
pyrocynical vids
you cant feel shit it solves all of it
Dang
Can i still consider myself natty if i start using all of the stuff u listed out?
if your muscles tear apart theyll grow back in like 2 hours btw
Even the injuries wont stop me?
idk but you can consider yourself a beast for sure
Hell yeah
nah if your bones break the testosterone grows it back with platinum muscles
i dont even know what that means but if its a problem then all the ibuprofen and the tons of testosterone will surely fix it
also if you ever get tired just inject military amphetamines
But how do i get americium tho?
smoke detectors
Like panzerschokolade kind of thing?
it works but we aint got time for that
Are you over 30?
inject it straight into your heart with a needle
Yeah heart is also a muscle cant forget to train it
Ok so we good the muscle building programm established
what about pre workouts?
i'm not Greek
Will DMAA do the thing?
Should I play Factorio or Baldurs Gate?
factorio
both
theres no pre workout you never stop
only to take more drugs and maybe drink or piss sometimes
What will be the workout plan then? And does it need to have talking to women for reps in it?
choose a female character from the game and continuously shill lesbo content in brainfart about them
just run around like hulk flipping cars and throwing boulders
I did
if youre not big enough yet start with people
forgive me, i didnt know samantha was your alt
I think i can go straight to the cars
Boulders maybe too
bullets will give you the needed metals and shit for free
if you start throwing cars at someones house theyll shoot at you
Not in the EU
People mostly dont own guns
the police and military will eventually
Didnt think of that
@everyone rat
Thanks for all the tips my guy U are insanely nice for giving me all this knowledge for no return
Will give u updates on how its going
you dont have to dont worry ill see it in the news anyways
Bet
lov u (forgor to respond)
@solar obsidian 
As a workout plan
Drive around at night with no license plate
When you see a woman hop out and chase her
Then break off when you get too close
I used to ride around without a license and plate
But i sold the bike
Was the biggest fun machine i ever had tho
lol i just spawned and killed 2 usec guys with vityaz pp
lmfao
didnt even got damage
d
Why not just do some jogging exactly at the same time and place i see a woman at night
Fuck instead of mixing collagen with water i mixed creatine
now i have a whole fucking 25g of creatine in my cup
Atleast it tastes good tho
:]
thats how i call my
same
doge died :(
Bro setting up my dcs controlls all over again litteraly feels like this
I saw 😢
😭 rip best dog ever
KURVAAAA
real
But atleast i get to watch myself on my phone screen i use it for headtracking
Sisyphus simulator
The good ones always leave so soon
It is dog
Real
I care more about dogs than some people
Like ok its sad cuz it was a legend of the internet
It is sad but like
The dog was old as dirt his time had come, get over it
Yeah
But the next day i forgot about it
Like if you were the owner id understand but yall aint even in the same continent most likely
Where was its owner from anyway?
Theres no way to justify crying for a online dog
Specially one you like havent seen Irl at all
sure i was sad but its a dog ive never met
Online dog cute but I have an actual dog to care for, don’t wast energy on useless shit
On god i got a little catto i care for
Hes a little special in the head
But it is like
Not the same as a online dog you havent seen IRL
I think it had to come down to how central he was in meme and internet culture since I was old enough to use the old home computer, he was always been a part of the stuff I grew up on
He was like hella instrumental in the early days
But like its not enough to like justify crying over it or being sad over it
There is 0 way it affects you at all
Like you didnt even know them at all you werent personal family
Its the same as crying when a celeb dies or smth
You get what i mean
He had I have a big heart and dead is sad, it is ok to get alittle saddened by death
Stolen
They took his balls
And he was so high after
His little tongue couldn't go back in and he would fall every step
He got chopped damn 
They had to Nerf him
Hes gonna get a funeral better than most
got that gat
Taxidermied then filled with tanerite
Then shot so he blows up and is spread into the air
i need more boolets
i need more boolets
tugudugudugudugu
Lidl gives you superpowers
i would die for your cat
M
wayward souls acquired, base building time
both
black ops
i always take 2 1911s and 2 m4s
and i sit in the dark room with smoke
best way to shit
He loves belly rubs and kisses
My gloober
beard hasnt even grown
femscout? real men are into fempyro
One would not be able to tell the difference with clothes on.
I live out of spite
omggggg
common w take from alex
w for wtf
real men are only into fempyro and miss pauling
?

very normal for turkish
have a goodnight 
the construction sound asmr
kiitos
real men are only in men
gae? 🏳️🌈
i love u too majaaa
kys now
:3
weeeee
iner
so cute hehe
fuck this cat is ugly
there are uglier ones
my honest reaction to all of that
killa
bro got that "
" keyboard
i ,ean lampton
god damn i cant see shit becuase of watordmelon
the chair didnt broke
why
i nkow
only thing that will kill me is controller and tagilla
im on my knees, execute him
KURWA!!!
wait
noob
kurwa
if there were polish furries
there are here
no
thats a long range cannon
stockhold syndrome
I NEED BETTER FUCKING
STOARGE
TARKOV MOMETN
I GOT ARMOR REPAIR KIT I CANT SELL IT
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does it have uranium
it has cancer
not dangerous
10/10 uber experience can protect from bugs
i just open a playlist and don't touch it for a long time
community notes wreck a lot of people
Thought its a fly until i read the text
[OC]
true
@quartz ridge you better be drinking water
My water bottle is like 3 days old
Even though ive been refilling it
Tasty micro plastics
Ca has around 3000 calories tho



