#🎪bruh-fart
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these memes are gold
damn right, i love these, no homo.

nop, targeted advertising

maybe gonna make it a Stalker version of Biggawepon
guys i have a footage
of the Turkish military
using illegal recruits
here is the footage
When we first got our cat she would scream DUDE STOP
And then she started saying " be a person / act like a person " in our own languagr
bro is not amused


Can't argue.
what
It's right there
Just read it
Simple as
Takes one to know one 
This Lore innacurate. I need to fix this clear contradiction to the Stalker lore.
i love u too;3
yes it does, and as a degenerate i'm gonna tell ya how it is. ya dumb.
you aint no degenerate
have a duel.
There, its now lore accurate.
oh shit there is actual drifting mechanics in ets 2 now
got dam i hatr freedomers
bigger.
Bigger hat. Bigger text. Bigger poem.
then why they so tough?
Masochist cult
real
They enjoy owie stingy bruisey
👁️
👁️
👅 
I have successfully triforced
tongueforced
You can't tell ME what to do
A message to all
.
OPENHEIMER DONT SAY THE N-WORD.
why the fuck the fishing hat being held by the daintiest hands i've ever seen? further proof that fishing is becoming very popular with femboys. cant really blame em tho.
i mean, yea it could be being held by a girl
but like
the sleeves being like that indicate to me that that isnt a girl that would ever go into a fishing related place.
those types sure as shit dont in the country ass area i live in.
Don’t get me started on Manchester
why are we even talking about manchester
I run two businesses. People are just weak these days
I have to get off my ass and finish getting all the achievos for remnant 2
Got a week long vacation starting tomorrow
Remnant 2 is muy bueno
But the scaling is fucked
I haven't touched apocalypse until they fix health scaling
Actually hit a wall on my last run with Cancer
Got the worst fucking modifiers
So even with a meta build I was doing fuck all damage
And just wasn't having a good time getting one shot by everything
I don't mind hard stuff at all, but I do mind having my time wasted. I'm 40 and don't have a lot of time to play
If I'm lucky I can play more than 2 hours in a single day
Hey chat
How does it feel to live in the narrow window of time with space exploration before the inevitable Kessler Syndrome space debris cascade traps humankind on the planet for generations
ban this man now
Warned kurwa_2fy9wnw for: Innapropriate profile description (rule #6), change it or get removed from the server
Warning: 1
where the overcooked enjoyers at
also loud warning because the hard R who made this is a hard R
thanks
@vocal dragon (1141831352589766867) has been banned for reason: Pinged Grok with his degenerate bullshit, then left the server like a little bitch he was
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1012510897136222293/1129625950175367238/Glory_to_Discord_Moderators_DOR_ver.mp4
now he won't come back 
Glory to Arstotzka
guy gets so many pings per day, that whatever that dude wrote would have been burried by the morning
kneees
are killing me
i can walk but like
i cant squat at alll
i always kill moths
this time a moth was dying in my corner, it got entangled in web or w/e
i tried to help it, and i even managed to touch it, ew touching a bug
then it jumped off of my desk and killed herself
rip random moth ;c
assuming its gender, aren't we?
last time i made a grave for a bird my dog killed, idk why i care about these things
ew
i know

Won't even say rip to this bozo
i fucking love Paul Harrel
eh, its dead anyway so if it cared while it was alive i doubt it gives a shit now.
im going to sleep
i will sleep al the shit out of me
but i gotta finish the death sentence shadow raid robbery in pd2
im solo it
im doing it solo
maybe in like 10-12 hours i will play pd2
Its not for sale
1,000 dollars
hii
what r u doing
Here
@solar coral I got one of your kind

It was in self defense contract kill

The next one I find I’ll make them my companion

Sounds about right
I love blending my local ATF agent into my smoothies to get that bitter "capitalism" taste
it really adds to the flavor
my brain right now is on fire and screaming at the fucking ZIP TIES HOLDING THAT AUTOMOTIVE SUSPENSION SPRING TENSIONED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB
theres a horrible vid i once found of a japanese auto shop worker having a spring let go while he was disassembling one with it right between his legs. poor guy got the back of an impact driver slammed into his gooch at mach fuck while lying on the ground and slid a solid 2 feet back along the ground.
dude, im fucking sad as shit about that
shame about his stalker ex too but like
yknow.
what're ya gonna do
The effects of global warming
Aaaaaaaaaaaa
@quartz ridge bro
cringe
Small booba detected 👍
The mp5 16 nagant 36 with under barrel attachment and a pu scope
basically yes
"omg im so edgy i represent myself as edgy scawy wojack"
All it needs is a laser flashlight and some scuffed welding
Average Vanguard weapon

wheres the shovel stock
This is true
Where's the trigger on the m203?
Guys
And gal
is the Plushie addiction a bad thing?
yeah
Only a spoonful
if she's got more than 10 in her room shes gonna skin you alive
for example you are a grown ass fucking man but you have like half of your room in plushies
even Game plushies
Like
Doom Slayer
etc
Yes that's a bad thing
oh
@mint mist He snorts plush figures by the kilogram... He has a very serious problem, please don't make him talk about it
i'd say having stuffed animals from your childhood or gifts is fine
then im gonna burn my friends room
buying em yourself en bulk is scuffed
Get your friend some bitches
bros livin in Alabama so
Mashallah
ngl i love plushies too
but fr
having a whole room in plushies
thats too much
until u r a woman
even women with plushies are a red flag
hectic in bed tho
always on ya damn phone

you can help me get off the phone 🥺
no
hi maja
hi maja
old pfp where
no suffer
hi babieeeeeeeees i love us
ratio
i changed to a joker one for a meme and i lost the old one
plushies good
ummm thats a triped
and at most a quadruped
sleeping fully naked goes hard ngl
It's a monopod dumbass
proof?
Fuck uh
Rat sex 10/10 game
ikr lego indiana jones goes har
Nah Lego starwars
lego starwars doesnt have nazis
Lego Indiana Jones bricked my DS for some reason
couldnt handle the advanced rat AI
It was on the mission where you had to blow on the DS to fill up the raft, still have PTSD from it
mfw
kel-tec and its consequences
I'm jelos
still alive
i have bandages on my leg now
and no i didnt go to kaiser
my dad wrapped them and said i didnt need to
Haven't played Minecraft in so long, I have no idea how the new update works. The chest will summon the boss if you try and open in these circumstances?
the shriekers (the things with white sticks) summon the warden if they hear any sound 3 times
there's 4 shriekers
which means that even if you'll try to destroy all 4, the last one will hear the sound 3 times and will summon the warden
I swear if you lose your leg before blades toe and leg rot... bruh
ima gonna riot
with the amount of jaegerbombs this mf drinks
alcoholic resistance: 9000
Sounds like they added a horror mini game. Kinda cool
nuh uh
😐
its not that bad
like i accidently like went down on the knee that was hurt and it started bleeding but i bandaged it
Channeling their inner Calico
Idk I fucked up my knee hitting the planter area in the sidewalk and curb, at night, with a dying light and headlights in my face, riding a bike after eating a big borger and having a stout/porter a half an hour prior to crashing into shit
GG
This shit said $14 the other day
It's back to full price in the US as well
I got it when it was $10
It'll go back on sale
Cyclists get the gas (pedal)
how often
check key resellers
true
also btw piss works as coolent, I've tested this.
use allkeyshop to compare prices between different key resellers

you can apparently get it for about 6 british pounds/ 7 dollars/ 7 euros
F
sorry, if my english is bad
can a fellow viewer get me to 1000 subs, want to try community post lel
Song: Earthbound Sanctuary Guardian

ive used kinguin and eneba previously
aight
also remember to use the discount codes shown here
this is how me and falco buy games
bet
Yeah, that's pretty neat. You're fixin' to talk me into buying Minecraft PC edition in current year
Codes shown where? I've used kinguin for a while never heard of that
It's so good man, Kenshi is so freaking sick I love that freaking game man
In the screenshot I sent
Allkeyshop scours the internet for discount codes aswell
You never forget your first time getting the hell beat out of you by starving bandits while just trying to mine copper in the Hub
When it's on sale, probably
Didn't end up being cheaper, or you just wanna support the Devs ?
New Vegas modder preset
Does money from Kinguin not make it back to the devs at all?
It's a key reseller bro
Most keys from key resellers are stolen
And the ones that aren't were acquired at absolutely rock bottom prices and resold for higher
Not really super familiar with the key reseller market, but that makes sense.
Only time I ever used one was for Windows keys for my new PC, so I didn't really look into how they got the keys too hard
support the devs, and i wanna use left over steam credit y'know
Fair enough
Because, there's no way in hell I'm paying $120 for Windows 10 home, especially not to Microsoft of all companies
it's 12 bucks on GOG
Like, the standard price for kenshi in like Russia is 1100 rubles or about 11 euro, meanwhile the game in the EU costs 26 euro, so Russians just wait for a sale, buy at dirt cheap and resell for much higher
Actually yeah, buy it on GOG, the Devs get the money, 55% sale
Insane Slavic grustleset
Plus you don't get screwed by shady product owning terms so you'll keep your game , also it's DRM free
Russia used to be a big exporter of steam keys, these days it's Asia and Latin America I think
Trying to expand my hd food gifs. Please post more.
Poles also
Didn't they block that shit
Region locked code activation
Not for all games or platforms
Poles these days don't export games like they used to, kenshi costs about 25 euro for them
Then you give up and leave the game for a few months then: Training my two guys and then training my brainless army of thralls for Revenge against the Holy Empire and humans in general
Second empire also sucked
Sadneil will be the new catlon
Real good job skeletons did atoning for their sins
How long until he loses his mind aswell, I mean, sadneil already has started using thralls
They give him thumbs up so they consent
When will he become paranoid enough to thrall his loyalists like catlon did
He is too depressed plus he has his apprentice Android Tate
He will be arrested one day
Mad Catlon's mightiest disciple be like:
This is just gonna be a repeat of catlon
Shut up Okran Lover, its called Nacro excellence
Narco
Btw this mod pack is crazy, there is a blueprint I can buy for 1,000,000 cats and its a meditation bed
Start setting up your child prisons catlon lover
All my homies are Swampers
Real
I currently moved my skeletons to the swamp lands
I'm doing a holy nation playthrough with some rules set in place
Sprinting through Okran's shield OMW to get that sweet 600% markup on my 70 lbs of hashish
Can't recruit non humans unless I buy them as slaves, and they cannot be used for combat, can't recruit skeletons or use limb replacement, cannot talk to non human traders
Henge or bust
Based?
Based and holy nation pilled some might say
But wait no, because this ruleset means no Beep
Beep is not a funny meme
And I can recruit beep, he will just be a labourer exclusively, after I beat and kidnap him
It's not a meme. I love beep and support his quest to become the strongest swordsman
Escaping Rebirth was the beginning of my Kenshi career.
figured this belongs here
I will probably scour the UC for some hivers once I start setting up a base, very good for slavery
But, as a Holy Nation member, aren't you in a state of war against the UC?
Better off going through stack to Vain probably
I am a practical man, I will go to war when I can reliably best them
Beep
Beep will be enslaved and work the green fruit farms inshallah
The Holy Phoenix will weep to read this post
Do you have such little faith in the strength of Okran?
Let him weep, the greatest racists in history are the pragmatical ones
That and if I go to war with the UC how am I gonna buy slaves to save them
Fair point actually, on both accounts
I will save those poor wayward children from the clutches of mammon, and set them to be purified through work
Something something work sets you free
I wanna see those words over the gates of Auschwitz
"Etwas etwas Arbeit macht frei."
It's crazy, almost like I'm gonna be the bad guy in this playthrough
Inshokran their souls will be purified of the taint of Narko
I hope you are prepared for prayer day Alex
Prayer day is honestly the easiest event to deal with
Can fuck you up earlygame though
As long as you have your copy of the Holy Flame
I'll probably work on getting allied with the holy nation before I set up a base
Since I don't want my slaves to be bothered
Only if you don't start as holy Male Greenlander build
Ill probably set up somewhere near the UC/ holy nation border
Am annoyed I haven't been able to find griffin
Bast can net you lots of free loot when the UC and HN patrols kill each other out there
Also when they kill cannibals, I can pick up their heads for the bounty, cus of a mod
That's how I got my game started
omg hiiii!!!!!!!!
Bast is honestly kind of a great base location for that, except I think it's fertility is kind of bad iirc
fertility???
Bast is technically UC territory
So they will come and bother me if I set up there
i said hi, repsond!!!
Of the soil, for crops. Get your head out of the clutches of Narko
Shame really, maybe just on the HN side of the Bast border then?
Probably in a mod somewhere , if that's what it takes for you to buy and play Kenshi
Thats the plan, I'm thinking of setting up somewhere here, so I can make use of the high fertility
may I show you somewhere I used myself?
Go dead lands
The only time I'll visit the deadlands is to purge the scum of Narko
Can't talk to armor king cus of the rules I've set for myself
Holy nation playthrough
That's a good spot. Close to armor king, and easy route to UC through the arm of Okran
Oh yeah, I forgor
Okran would frown upon such actions
okrandeez nuts
Kill him and loot his shop I guess?
That and stealing is op
^
Eventually yes, but hes a tough boy
Very true
alex, how do you feel about crab raiders
Skin bandits 4 lyfe
east in stobes garden, along the map border to the greenbeach
when date
that is a big flat hilltop
1 entrance, 1 exit, good stone and some iron/copper nodes if RNG has blessed your savegame
right near the reaver HQ
and easily defendible, barely have to make any walls like...2 walls and a gate
enough space for 3 of the big buildings
Yoooo what's the fertility looking like on that thar plateau?
Like I said, holy nation playthrough, I am not setting up a base that far away from okrans light
mid fertility, but one area has a lot of stuff
this is for in general, you do you of course
ive based there, and get attacked so infrequently that Its nigh impossible to lose a base defense
being so close to crab town, reaver HQ, and ect you can do whatever ya want really. Though the only downside to it is distance from like..waystations
so basically, bring your own build a base beforehand
kenshi moment
Rare Maja W
Wow, from "when date" to "Blocke...d" just because they were born mercgendered. Classicism never goes away, only changes forms
Mercs are just a source of nato equipement
(By scavenging their dead bodies, not by trading goods)
i wuz only joking 😔
Couldn't the same be said of all NATO weapon factions?
No only mercs cause they suck
NATO weapons are for sissies that like having 50 billion attachments
Real men just use an akm the entire game
Mercs suck, but Freedomers suck mutants
Mercs are worse than freedom
AKM not so much, but AK platform rifles absolutely
Because they have no character
All my homies are Mercs #Mercpride2023
All my homies walk the entire zone back to the swamp to visit the only home base in the game
Wtf no, use a normal ak femboy
I would love to get my hands on a RD but no chance so far
Wtf is that gay pride googoo gaga ass Merc ak
That's a 104 lol
Would be better with OKP-7 optic, but still very sexy. Nice work
I had OKP before but they glow with NVGs so I use RMR now
Modern guns with attachments simply do not fit my view of stalker
Therefore they are bad
Well there's no reason for these rifles to not end up in the zone eventually
I don't see nothing wrong with it, this is no earlygame loot so it's fine by me
Then stick with your TOZ, and I'll do the things I do.
(I use the AK-74)
I simply don't believe high quality modern weapons with attachments would end up in there
Why not
If I get into the zone i'm gonna bring the best loot I can with me, it's deadly enough as is
So why not a 104
Because who in there can fuckin afford them
I've always thought of the events of STALKER as being pretty clearly set during the latter stages of the Cold War, so overly modern guns definitely wouldn't fit realistically imo
Games set in the 2000s, modern guns exist, I just don't think they fit the aesthetic, that aesthetic being poverty
Mercs probably could, my character can after he sells numerous artifacts
Mercs didn't even have good gear when they appeared in the games, and yet every mod gives them the best armor, the best guns
I thought the C-Con was dated 2006 ish
NATO weapons in general fit a lot less than something like an AK-100 series rifle
Probably it is, the game just really looks cold war era to me
So it's technically prob 2010 ish
Mercs are simply a bad faction because they shouldn't be an organised faction, modders see them as an excuse to add tarkov like guns to a place where they don't belong
First 104s are dated '95 iirc, it's the the Zenitco parts that make it look out of place
They're privately funded. That means high cash flow, that's the only logic behind it I think
Ah yes, the faction that gets money somehow has the best gear instead of the factions that have been in the zone much longer, and know how it actually works
That and not all mercs are even working on the same job
Alex are you a fellow no dust cover AKM enjoyer
And yet they are one big faction for some reason
Yes, because money buys firearms and zone knowledge does not
Fuck you and buy Kenshi on GOG
Didn't you just say your artifacts could buy them
Yeah, but I also grind 100,000% more artifacts than the npcs
Kitted out guns suck
They don't fit stalker
Fuck you I'll buy it where I want
Pay big bucks then
So you're a fellow no dust cover AKM enjoyer? based 
Okay, let's say you are a loner in the zone, and you find a nice ass AK-103 lying around, you're not taking it?
Where the fuck would I find an ak103 on the ground
When I don't believe guns like that would even get in the zone
Probably next to the dead body of the guy that had it
Take it, sell it and buy 60 round drum mags for my no dust cover AKM and 400 rounds of the hottest dogshit ammo it can shoot
Ye they clearly don't fit the aestetics, AKMNs are my favs
Classic Dina W
the foldable stock AKs go hard
Also buy from gog, Devs get the money and it will be cheaper for you
I have steam credit that i wish would get out of my account so I'll buy kenshi on steam when it's on sale
You would take it. So, with that in mind, you are outside the zone, planning to go into the zone, and you are looking for a rifle to bring. You find an AK-103 for sale, you aren't taking that with you?
Bro, people who go into the zone are the desperate type
Not the type with money to splurge for an ak 103 and plate carriers
No sane man goes into the zone unless he is extremely desperate
I think it's pretty well established that there are a lot of types that go into the zone. Including but not limited to, Ukrainian special operations forces, private mercenaries, criminal kingpins, and yes desperate broke MFs
Some of those people are already having money, and betting on being able to make more. Better equipment ups their odds
Ukrainian special forces get equipped by the army, I hate mercs and don't believe they should be in the game, the bandits are not well equipped
"Armies have never been known to give their SOF extra high quality equipment, a cannon faction should not be cannon imo, and gangsters frequently have equivalent funding to their gang leaders"
Perfect
Have you seen how well equipped the bandits leaders are mate, oh wait they fucking arent
mercs are uhmm
mercenary in nature
after that CASH MONEY
Mercs suck as faction, they shouldn't be a proper faction like duty or freedom
Okay the bandits are a bad example, now dismiss the other 2 arguments
bandits but they got experience to back up getting paid big bucks for big contracts
Funny thing about mercs
Dont they also get contracts to protect ecologists
Muh tacticool gear
Get's doinked by a no dust cover AKM firing the hottest dogshit ammo it can fire
You made the argument that you can buy stuff and I answered with the fact that the soldiers get equipped by the army, they don't buy their guns, only military stalkers would have good gear and they are one in 50
not if you got a nosorog lol
or even an exo
mercs got the cash for those
Mercs are the tarkoid cop out faction
For people who want to play stalker without actually experiencing stalker
its easymode
you still get the experience
you just get a nicer HQ and better weapons
You are arguing from a practical standpoint @young fulcrum , I am arguing from a point of artistic direction, modern guns with attachments do not fit stalker
My point is that these rifles have means to reach the zone, and anyone would gladly choose them over earlier models if given the choice, therefore it makes sense for there to be small amounts of them in the zone
Fair, and I kind of agree, but I like to shoot cool guns
Except there never are small amounts, neither in gamma nor EFP
Then go and play tarkov
Tres chic Mwadi
wuh
I don't want to constantly see guns with 50 billion attachments drop from some random rank and file dude
Okay dude, I see your done playing nice lol
2 bullets
12
12
2
take it or leave it
the merc with the tacticool gear is getting doinked either way
2 of the hottest dog shit ammo to the cranium
Exactly
2 of the hottest dogshit 7.62x39 fired from an AKM with no dust cover and a drum mag
Says fuck yo nosorog
still gaming skyrim ivan?
❤️
good to hear
not playing trashkov tarkov
SHOOT ME
That's kinda homosexual ivan
its NOT gay if the balls dont touch
thats a universal law Lamma cmon now

Yarrr that's me treasure put it down laddie
No

❤️
I'm off to play skyrim
Have fun Ivan
u2 llamma

fk the main quest
it can wait
I have to level destruction
me fr
time to burn down riverwood
I wish
meow
however
ME
ivan have u run into any zyra jungles lately
Wut?
havent been playing league in 3 weeks brother
I'm clean
good for you
ty
Been having fun with RimSky
I can
lol no
still havent made it past act 1 
Yes, I think so
Indeed
to be fair there is a lot to do in act 1
you can waste hours just vibing and exploring

awful
dont move your knee, have someone move the cat to you
absolutely not
nn
@weak jackal
i drank bleach 😄
Karlach is very cool and good
dripping
Brain rot
i couldnt find cock in the rain
with the text saying "my cock is dripping but at what cost"
so someone pls send it
hes sitting in my lap now
very good
e3wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
look at him
true
/99999999-+++++++++++
Cock is absolutely dripping

fat ass cat
wdym
on my key board
listen to him go
lol
bruh hesony sounds like some doom like game
and 23key08 is some cheat code
plmfao
/'\
he saw thw cat on my screen
hes like
toucnhing it
with his paw
nuh uh cant work on me
YES
/8 ;lpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp33333333333333333333333333333333vgb[[[[[[[,pppppp[[[[[[[[.
AHAHAH
WEIRD ASF SOUINDS
I CANT
he did something
i cant like
gato jumpscare
close discord
waking up before sunrise like
real
turn off your pc
@quartz ridge https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d33FGXH8r9g?feature=share
MuFKR Merch dropping this week!
GET READY MuFKR!
https://mufkr.com/
lol
this feels like
personal
👀 it is
i did like
nothing
of this
it better heal
i used rubbing alcohol neosporan and bandaids
then it didnt work
so i wrapped bandages on it
sigh
(.)(.)
bruh i hate jfif
he is actiyl
borgar cat
SEND CAT PICS
CAT PICS GIFS VIDEOS
perkele
CATS
i gotta send this mf to sleepo
p!cat
vittua
p!cat
NO WAY
WE NEED
STOP!
p!cat
MORE CATS
p!cat
PE2LQWa\lp
p!cat
p!cat
p!cat
p!cat
NBO
NO
p!cat
p!cat
p!cat
p!cat
thats it
awww cute
SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIDN"T GO THE DOCTORSSSSSSSSSSSSS
im turning off my monitore
p!cat
p!cat
SEE WHAT HAPPENDSSSS
blur this hjas
AAAAAAAAAAAA
LISTEN
bismillah we will rugpull
AJFA{JLFJALSFJALSJF
:flag_fi: Finnish (suomi, suomen kieli)
⬇️
Devil
i thought it was opera gx for a minute
like that circle
💀
kylla
you mean this guy
Brainfart
killa?
yes



