🎪bruh-fart

[lusty sonnet]

I prefer you do so discord can take care of you

[spiral raven]

nope

you didnt guess that

[devout hull]

Yeah, was getting 15 vibes from him.

[fading shuttle]

report his profile to discord

[spiral raven]

you have to be atleast 13 to use discord

and if you think that im 15

[fading shuttle]

get his ass outta here

[spiral raven]

everything is fine

[lusty sonnet]

Maczo 2.0 lessgooooo

[fading shuttle]

underage, cant use brainfart

[worn trellis]

Bro is viewing nsfw channels when he's under 18, mods, KILL HIM

[spiral raven]

dum dumb ass big dum ass add dumbass

[spiral raven]

how do you knwo im not 18

[solar obsidian]

@pastel quartz, are u banned, dead?

[worn trellis]

Provide a picture of a beer

[smoky cipher]

[spiral raven]

ok

[lusty sonnet]

@pastel quartz @pastel quartz

[fading shuttle]

get his ass outta here, we are free from this annoying child

[spiral raven]

wth

@stray zealot

[worn trellis]

mid taste tbh, but yeah, you 18 confirmed now fr

[solar obsidian]

case closed

[spiral raven]

@stray zealot bitch

[solar obsidian]

Nitch 'n' dog food company

[spiral raven]

@stray zealot дичь

MMMMMM I LOVE PICKLE WATER

[fading shuttle]

call in the mods, we must have this child removed from the premises immediately, he just saw a penis

[spiral raven]

NO

DELETE

[solar obsidian]

@lusty sonnet

[spiral raven]

wtf

[solar obsidian]

not great not terrible

[lusty sonnet]

Thx buddy

[spiral raven]

bro there is literally hotel zaza

https://tenor.com/view/when-outside-and-smell-da-zaza-sans-gif-26403986

[smoky iris]

what fuckery is going on

[worn trellis]

Doesn't this say that you receive the radiation, not your friend?

[smoky cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-work-typing-all-done-time-for-friday-gif-16258449

[smoky cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/daren-criss-andrew-cunanan-acs-versave-american-crime-story-gif-11484187

[worn trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/753032918670114929/1141088593046151328/gta7.gif

[solar obsidian]

look at me, i can shine in the dark

[spiral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/microplastics-vergil-gif-26348991

[solar obsidian]

(im not a fed)

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/glowie-ben-shapiro-fed-youll-never-take-me-alive-youll-never-take-me-alove-glowie-gif-24568408

[solar obsidian]

[worn trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/fed-cat-orange-cat-fed-cat-cat-fed-gif-25673124

[solar obsidian]

me

[spiral raven]

he doesnt know

[smoky cipher]

him

[worn trellis]

You are totally not a glowie

[fading shuttle]

undercover federal agent, like yourself

[spiral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/pickle-gif-20869191

wtf is this gif

[worn trellis]

no bro

[smoky cipher]

That's not good, I'm currently on the run.

[smoky iris]

https://tenor.com/view/concern-concern-meme-40k-tech-priest-commissar-gif-19826274

[worn trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/glowie-penguin-green-glowing-gif-21079513

[lusty sonnet]

The last fed got bullied out

[fading shuttle]

course there are, there is a child that was just shown highly erotic ancient art

the feds will be all over this

[worn trellis]

100 bc twinks

[spiral raven]

give me that zaza

(pickol woter{

[smoky iris]

aren't the feds normally the ones that plant that shit

[spiral raven]

}

P

FUCK

)

[smoky cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/fbi-fedposting-fedpost-watching-you-nice-meme-gif-19958885

[devout hull]

Convicted felon speedrun cum%

[spiral raven]

wdym cum%

[smoky cipher]

[worn trellis]

yes

[devout hull]

cum

[weak jackal]

yippee

[smoky iris]

https://c.tenor.com/kCF_yL8rzroAAAAM/police-trouble.gif

[solar obsidian]

i had a good life

in minecraft

[smoky cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/federal-gif-21422736

[worn trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-gif-21041353

[solar obsidian]

weak mindset

you will be investigated 1st

[solar obsidian]

true and real

[smoky iris]

sick beat

[solar obsidian]

thank you, jesus. your charges have been dropped 🤝

[smoky cipher]

i have an IED under my pillow they won't get me alive.

[smoky iris]

when the bouncer is chilling

[strong eagle]

Yeah nice try, but you didn't get the username.

It's just text now, which implies you were gonna be the bottom.

[devout hull]

Oh, poor little pyro. You're already my bottom.

[smoky cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/what-confused-wtf-what-the-hell-ice-cube-gif-20282704

[strong eagle]

That's what you think, sorry my friend but I am always the top.

Btw tho, I'd rank you on a 3/10, you are ugly my bro nobody wanna be gay for u.

No one

[smoky iris]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/479109580782305313/958896116273926154/RDT_20210706_164117427457674205654986.gif

[devout hull]

Why don't you take off your mask so we can see those supple lips?

[strong eagle]

Problem: My gas mask is my face.

[strong eagle]

It's my face

[smoky iris]

indeed

[strong eagle]

It's my identity

[devout hull]

Well, alright, I don't kinkshame fart fetishists.

[smoky cipher]

If my friends aren’t on suicide watch Im doing it wrong

[devout hull]

🤝

[smoky iris]

lmao

[smoky cipher]

[strong eagle]

What makes you asume everyone who you have an interest in has a fart fetish?

🤨

You hiding something

[devout hull]

Nothing. Just those who wear a gasmask 24/7.

[pale marsh]

I don't like jim carrey

[smoky cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-hardy-bane-the-dark-knight-rises-no-one-cared-who-i-was-till-i-put-on-the-mask-gif-21913679

[strong eagle]

I wear it because gas masks are drip.

They are drip

[devout hull]

Sure.

Of course.

[strong eagle]

I don't need a gas mask

[spiral raven]

i made potato juice

[devout hull]

I ain't judging.

[strong eagle]

My sense of smell is fucking broken my guys

I can't smell anything

[smoky cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/no-one-cares-i-dont-care-idc-nobody-cares-gif-8737514

[devout hull]

You don't have to explain it to me, man.

You do you.

[strong eagle]

How the fuck?

[spiral raven]

juice maker shit + potatoes

u dumb or what

[zealous elm]

false why would they wear a gas mask they want to smell the fart not filter it out

[spiral raven]

you want me to send it by mail?

like

[smoky iris]

https://tenor.com/view/warehouse-loading-drive-gif-15861846

[spiral raven]

?

[strong eagle]

Hey, I don't have to explain shit you made it, your rules.

[spiral raven]

how much

[strong eagle]

Yeah, exactly

[zealous elm]

maybe take off the mask that should help in smelling stuff

[strong eagle]

That was before I put on the mask

[spiral raven]

3 what

[smoky cipher]

Literally me

[spiral raven]

3 liters?

boxes?

3 bottles?

[strong eagle]

I was just built incorrectly.

[spiral raven]

3 cups?

[zealous elm]

just buy a new nose like patrick

[strong eagle]

3 boxes, we carrying liquids in boxes now?

[devout hull]

The filters are flavored.

[spiral raven]

boxes of bottle

s

like

bhur

[zealous elm]

i just always imagined that they put on among us suits and hook them up to the others ass

[strong eagle]

Your comment is proof I'm not a fart fetishists.

I never the fuck knew what a flavored gas mask filter is until now and I fuckign hate you from making me aware of it's existance.

[zealous elm]

manmade horrors

[devout hull]

That's the cheaper option.

[strong eagle]

That's the option that makes me call the inquisition.

[zealous elm]

i shouldnt have typed that now that image is burnt into my brain help

[spiral raven]

cockitee cock your dick

[smoky cipher]

[zealous elm]

what is bro wafflin about

[smoky cipher]

15 year old humor I guess

[zealous elm]

more like 9

how even

[smoky iris]

https://tenor.com/view/news-fails-news-fail-volcanoe-super-long-name-longest-name-gif-21512457

[smoky cipher]

More like 7

[zealous elm]

gas mask filters: nah

[devout hull]

Want some images? I could DM you some.

[zealous elm]

oil filters now thats the shit

☠️

[smoky cipher]

As a zoomer that isn’t zoomer humor

[zealous elm]

do not i repeat DO NOT

[devout hull]

We'll see.

[zealous elm]

face the wall/10

[devout hull]

Here's a channel where what I'm talking about exists.

[stone shoal]

Could you give me the Lenny treatment, but then after I'm dead throw me in a woodchipper and say I died like that instead?

[zealous elm]

what kinda fucking server are you in

[smoky iris]

the fuck

[lapis zinc]

The hidden moderator chats

[devout hull]

Grossdom University.

[smoky cipher]

Nah I already work in a factory busting my ass everyone else went to college good luck with debt

[zealous elm]

thankfully neva heard of it

[devout hull]

Now you have.

[zealous elm]

ah you in the barotrauma discord chad

[devout hull]

Of course.

I like getting genetically altered and becoming a host to horrific parasites.

[zealous elm]

ok now that i think about it the gas mask feet fart porn discord kinda cancels out the chadness

[zealous elm]

of course you do

[devout hull]

I play mechanic and medic, have experience in neurotrauma.

If you need me, just give a holler.

[zealous elm]

im more of an 'exterminating everyone in the crew that gets bit' typa guy myself

[eager igloo]

Since Gandalf is the only person existing in any Tolkien books who is know to make fireworks, that makes him a gun wizard

[zealous elm]

nah sry we got both already

[devout hull]

I also do well as a fuel efficient pilot.

[quartz ridge]

I cast 1911!!!

[zealous elm]

i play security and usually collab with our medic to create a- khm supersoldier

[smoky cipher]

Brandon has a new video on his main channel

[zealous elm]

i cast 9/11

i win

[native jungle]

https://cs13.pikabu.ru/video/2023/08/18/1692345259232049496_30baeb93_480x854.mp4

[zealous elm]

id flip his stupid cart over

loud ass dog hed die in about 20 minutes if left alone

[solar obsidian]

i bet he's full of air

[zealous elm]

whoa 12 dollar chips that shit better be cast gold

[smoky cipher]

Must be a store in china

[zealous elm]

its not in chinese tho

[worn trellis]

They been there for so long, the chips gained sentience, it just looks like a cat on the outside.

[feral lava]

fatass

[smoky cipher]

It’s a joke

[smoky iris]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/437847421746282497/1052575685803245588/toddy-tom.gif

[devout hull]

I cast fruit juice.

I don't win, but I am enjoying life slightly more now.

[smoky cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/deus-vult-crusades-shake-triggered-intensifies-gif-16436511

[zealous elm]

i cast several boars

[smoky iris]

https://tenor.com/view/boris-todbringer-toddy-warhammer-fantasy-portrait-gif-24881810

[zealous elm]

https://tenor.com/view/boar-boars-revelation-gif-23639005

[smoky cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/crusaders-ave-maria-templars-deus-vult-gif-14798873

[quartz ridge]

Ill watch it as soon as i get free time

[smoky cipher]

It’s gold

[devout hull]

Hold on, I'm gonna open up Valheim and screenshot my boars.

[smoky iris]

https://tenor.com/view/battletech-urbanmech-mechwarrior-urbie-gif-22274424

[devout hull]

Updates broke my mods.

Give me a few.

[lament vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cm8FV1qclFM

[smoky iris]

https://tenor.com/view/trackmania-gif-24122239

[solar obsidian]

[zealous elm]

slop

[smoky iris]

https://tenor.com/view/martincitopants-aw-yep-factorio-gif-14259604865425580560

[trim sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/sui-siu-ronaldo-football-portugal-gif-25997537

[smoky iris]

nice

[devout hull]

Look at these little fellas. Also all the recipes are fucked.

[lost tartan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029824156289732649/1142162991001899121/Duty_propanganda.mp4

[smoky iris]

a classic

[lost tartan]

rightfully

[winter fulcrum]

can somebody explain why in the hell, searching Stalker GAMMA on gifs website shows Kpop Cringe shit?

[lime dew]

oh god nikke

that one is definitely a game

[winter fulcrum]

sir, that is a definite Kek right there

[solar coral]

is there anything wrong with my python code?
Var=str(input("Have you heard of joe?"))
If Var == ("Who's Joe") :
print("Joe Mama")
else:
print("Joe Mama")

[robust cove]

there is no python in it

[solar coral]

ok

🐍

[robust cove]

[solar obsidian]

it should go like this ⬇️

[heavy peak]

[solar coral]

i hate this

[smoky iris]

never used python. but, dear god this is painful to look at

[solar coral]

python is extremely fun to play with

its like a toy

[smoky iris]

only used c++/#

the defines alone give me brainfart

[crimson flame]

yep

[solar coral]

C## is like a midlife crisis and python is like your xbox during the midlife crisis

[crimson flame]

i've been coding in python for the last 3 hrs

im fuckin malding

the api im working with is extremely inconsistent

[solar coral]

did you make sure joe mama was spelled xorrectly

[earnest briar]

that is C++

[solar coral]

[earnest briar]

ahktually, the right emoji is 🤓

[smoky iris]

welp... im an idiot

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-nerd-emoji-meme-speech-bubble-bubble-gif-25115885

3D

[heavy peak]

@main moon @open turret https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/S4qZWtOmucqpecCJ-7aOZFqmuCwZTvWbraUtrRC1ysU/https/i.imgur.com/AfylECS.mp4

[crimson flame]

bruh im not even a car guy

still very uncomfy looking at this pic

[robust cove]

@heavy peak

[earnest briar]

Man I love downshitfting so much

[sage otter]

redneck demon core

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/300006770045353995/1142049513310265444/microsoft_deez_1.mp4

[strong eagle]

Chat, give him testicular torsion. Thank you

[crimson flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856794862497693737/1142182044449914980/STOP_SAYING_DUMBASS_THINGS_UR_NOT_EVEN_MAKING_SENSE_NEED_FOR_SPEED_BMW_0jtvnV-o7vw.mp4

[smoky iris]

ear porn

[crimson flame]

yall should listen to formula e
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm8IoJ2zzhg

race reminds me of the tron movie

[fading shuttle]

we doin numbers

[robust cove]

Thanks for the updoots fellow redditors

[fading shuttle]

indeed, shame i didnt get reddit gold

i will strive to upload danker and danker memes

[robust cove]

I will strive to kill myself, #goals 🥰

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/goals-pink-blink-gif-12327840

[ruby minnow]

Murder by suicide #goals

[sage otter]

The 1:1 kda

[ruby minnow]

i simply want to be a journalist that critices and reveals CIAs secret

[wide basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/335438088816033794/1142193564256850151/IMG_5399.png

[fallow trellis]

pain

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-palpatine-anakin-skywalker-phantom-menace-gif-10607636

[lusty sonnet]

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/zakir-naik-may-allah-forgive-you-because-i-wont-gif-25702260

[maiden wind]

Grok got doxxed

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/445673138513117196/1140720407092138226/War.mov

[fading shuttle]

what aldo has been doing ever since he stopped moderating

[ruby minnow]

he's writing a book

[fading shuttle]

its 200 pages of "ban them all and delete the channel" repeated

[maiden wind]

He was a AI test

[ruby minnow]

this is a repost and its still doing numbers

[lusty sonnet]

gtanil gets his own chapter for the voluntary ban

[fading shuttle]

gtanil "the false saviour"

[livid pond]

definitely a dutyer

[solar obsidian]

wdym

[stone shoal]

Who's the dude at the gates of heaven, the guy who gives you a glance-over and decides whether you're allowed in or not?

Imagine how many times that dude has had to see the judged jerking off because it's technically a sin.

Feel bad for him

[steady trellis]

Petrus?

[ruby minnow]

the master chief drip

[stone shoal]

Green plastic turd

I want to aggressively insult this

[fallow trellis]

nice

[stone shoal]

Your guy looks like something out of an incredibly cheap miniture set

[fallow trellis]

was gonna say this too

babys first gundam set

[fierce jay]

Keychain master chief

[ruby minnow]

well because the color is literally cheap plastic toy color

like its name is literally plastic

[stone shoal]

If it was intentional then it's very well done

#╟❓general-offtopic message The two on the right are actually pretty good tho

Maybe it's just because the armor suits look bland and empty and the ones with at least arms stand out way more

[spiral raven]

i have done the procedure of cleaning my stomach

[stone shoal]

with a brush?

[spiral raven]

i heard some man call it something like "popping"

[stone shoal]

pooping is clearing out your intestines not your stomach

Throwing up is clearing out your stomach tbf

[spiral raven]

sorry for my poor choice of words

infact i am not from england

[stone shoal]

Lucky devil

If only I could be from not from england

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/QmZFxAqZKuU

[tulip ravine]

Good evening chat

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/114590890156097536/1142206545082466385/SPOILER_v12044gd0000cbdlfejc77udclaq03rg.mp4

[spiral raven]

god damn i will watch mandalorian s1 again i fucking lovei t

godamn

and the theme is frucking bangor

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/836108478388764692.gif?size=128&quality=lossless

[quartz ridge]

100% keeping notes

Then will use the bot to mass purge

Like the NKVD

[spiral raven]

ok bye (i am beingt hunted by feds because i stole barack joemama)

[fading shuttle]

agree with her

[cedar lion]

no

[fading shuttle]

too bad, i do

both caesars did nothing wrong

camp searchlight deserved it

[trim sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/sui-siu-ronaldo-football-portugal-gif-25997537

[robust cove]

kys

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/caesar-legion-red-yellow-meme-gif-22986033

theyre such nice guys doe, look

[trim sequoia]

So wholesome

[robust cove]

not the real birthday brigade, get out of here with that fake shit

[fading shuttle]

ok ncr dog

[robust cove]

I'm talking about the Al Chestbreach mod you fucking uncultured imbecile

[trim sequoia]

ok ncr dog

[spiral raven]

f

[fading shuttle]

i never watched him, ncr dog, he was too boring

[tulip ravine]

I had a Harry Potter binge

[quartz ridge]

Ceaser's balls licker

[tulip ravine]

I watched all 7 movies in the past 2 days

[robust cove]

no longer friends smh bye

[fading shuttle]

we were friends?

[tulip ravine]

Gonna do a lord of the rings and the hobbit binge soon

What order do you watch them in though

[quartz ridge]

Ncr and caesar too cringe

[quartz ridge]

Hobbit first

[tulip ravine]

Giant Alex prick

My man

[fading shuttle]

i like the legion for pure enjoyment purposes

[tulip ravine]

How are you

[quartz ridge]

Chronological

[fading shuttle]

they are fun

[quartz ridge]

Doing good

[fading shuttle]

am a mr house man doe

[tulip ravine]

Glad to hear

[quartz ridge]

Suffering in the heat but i always do that

[tulip ravine]

Mood it was hot here today

Been hot the past few weeks though

[quartz ridge]

Its so hot some gun ranges nearby have hours only in the morning

So weekends for me i guess

[tulip ravine]

Ahhh fair

I’m off to rugby tomorrow

It’s a sell out basically

672 tickets left in whole stadium out of like 12k

[quartz ridge]

Hopefully you get some shade

Its odd because its not like im burning

Its just like

Feels weird / akward

Or uncomfortable

[stone shoal]

Not my birthday yet, you're clearly assassins

[tulip ravine]

I just saw a video of me and my mate half naked drunk singing lil peep at top of our lungs

We was playing a drinking game and he had to strip down to underwear so my drunk mind went fuck it I’m not missing out of the fun was funny

[quartz ridge]

Literally me

[tulip ravine]

I love how we are still roped in with the eu flag

Ironically I’ve seen no benefit from leaving the eu

[quartz ridge]

When politicians lie

[tulip ravine]

Size of that fucker we found

[quartz ridge]

Jared

Jar-ed

[upper axle]

they call it the united nations, and yet there's absolutely fucking zero 'unity' to be found in regards to it except everyone with a brain thinking it's dumb.

hmmmmm

[tulip ravine]

Bro got nut jarred up Fr

[quartz ridge]

United at nothing

[upper axle]

cum in the jar until the creature drowns.

[tulip ravine]

I threw it at my grandma

The spider not the nut

[upper axle]

unironically why the fuck do they have blue helmets and plate vests.

that LITERALLY makes their dome a BRIGHT BLUE TARGET just ripe for a sniper.

[tulip ravine]

Peacekeeping purposes

[upper axle]

not advocating for it, OBVIOUSLY, but like, they have to know.

[tulip ravine]

I think the thinking behind it is they are so obvious they will be seen as a non combatant just to keep order

But yes it is dumb to even go in a warzone with clear military gear painted bright blue

[upper axle]

"peacekeeping" oh you mean like they are doing in any area they deploy in where they do literally negative helpful things, and actively make shit worse for everyone there?

[tulip ravine]

Coming like some nerf war looking ahh

[upper axle]

peacekeeping organization my fucken ass.

[ruby minnow]

why is porn under art and culture in twitter

[fading shuttle]

Because it's part of both

[upper axle]

10 minutes of research into nato operations in any zone they've deployed into will show they dont do jack SHIT.

[fading shuttle]

Porn has existed in some form since art has

[upper axle]

because porn is often artistic in nature, especially the drawn or animated stuff, and also because yknow. "a man of culture"

[tulip ravine]

The one thing I’ve noticed is that 90% of countries commit fuck all compares to a select few

Clearly bro hasn’t seen nut guzzlers episode 12 the balls strike back

[upper axle]

NGL i straight up dont look at IRL porn because of how predatory and fucked up the porn industry is. only thing a drawing of a character getting their back blown out hurts is maybe the wrist of the artist if they arent practicing good ergonomics. actual porn industry stuff is fucked up the second you do even light digging into their practices

[tulip ravine]

I don’t watch any

[upper axle]

i limit my consumption of it to begin with 'cause i dont wanna desensitize myself to it or become a coomer.

[tulip ravine]

Yeah the porn industry is fucked, not to mention it ruins the mental image of sex to men and women

[upper axle]

but yea.

[upper axle]

that too.

with drawn stuff there's still some you can find that is like, some level of romantic, yknow?

doesnt ruin the concept of sex that way.

[tulip ravine]

Like bruh I know mates who are like if you can’t last a hour are you even good? Shit like that

[fading shuttle]

Vanilla enjoyer, adding that to the dossier

[tulip ravine]

What dossier

[robust cove]

Degenerate title revoked, thank you for your time

[fading shuttle]

Ah shit wrong discord

[upper axle]

yea. if someone's standard of endurance in the bedroom is "an hour of straight fucking" they're either delusional or dont have functioning penis nerves.

[upper axle]

i mean i dont think this is the wrong discord, you are correct in my case.

put that in the dossier if you want, doesnt bother me none.

[tulip ravine]

I wonder what my dossier would say

[tulip ravine]

Bro my first time I went for a solid 20 seconds and that was it luckily the one I was with understood how it is and actually explained it was normal so

[upper axle]

probably "internet retard in a stalker mod discord, really fucken dumb but in a goofy and endearing way."

...honestly that describes a LOT of people here.

[tulip ravine]

Moral of the story: don’t be ashamed of yerself and enjoy life

[upper axle]

i mean hey. at least you've had a first time.

https://tenor.com/view/sobbu-sobbing-crying-cry-anime-gif-17576121

nah but to be fair i dont exactly seek it out.

[tulip ravine]

I wouldnt say Im dumb I just have my moments a lot of things I’m simply misinformed lmao

[upper axle]

sex is 100% one of those "bonus feature when i get into a relationship" things.

least for me

[tulip ravine]

that stare is like a knife

[tulip ravine]

The one thing I’ve learned is don’t stress over that shite, it’s swings and roundabouts 🤷‍♂️

[robust cove]

Caligula lookin ass

[tulip ravine]

Oh wait aswell

[fading shuttle]

It be 1am, it's raining and I'm chilling on the balcony with the bird that built a nest in our grape vines

[tulip ravine]

Alex and pavlo

How are you this evening

[upper axle]

yea, for me it's funny 'cause i 90% of the time come off as a bit of a dumbass and a goober, but as my buddy candlethorne said, "by god does he ever have his moments of sheer wisdom"

[fading shuttle]

As per my last message

[tulip ravine]

Give birb seebs

[robust cove]

Dead

[upper axle]

oh DW about me, i ham up the whole virgin thing. i do not care.

[upper axle]

have a meme i made today 'cause it's a perfect representation of the progress i've made lately.

[tulip ravine]

If I’m acting a complete dumbass most of the time it’s just that acting I have to act all professional and intelligent with a strict family so it’s nice to dumb shit down a bit ahaha

[fading shuttle]

Him

[ruby minnow]

you should make other people do what you regretted

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-my-beloved-gif-22029076

[tulip ravine]

Alcohol is a hell of a confidence booster

Then again I don’t do much things on drink to regret

[upper axle]

for me it's a "being thoughtful and introspective, and having deep and hard hitting conversation all the time gets really depressing after a while, so i act like a goober until wisdom and deep thought is needed"

[tulip ravine]

Usually the drinking itself

[fading shuttle]

Or her actually, she spends a lot of time sitting inside that nest

[tulip ravine]

It is, my family badger me about my uni work and want me to explain things daily and have full conversations about it, it gets annoying

[robust cove]

Mtv Cribs

[tulip ravine]

Pimp my crib put a small gold chain around bro

Also gold chains are overrated

Silver chains are much nicer

[upper axle]

my capacity for high level thought is kinda a weird trump card i keep in my pocket most of the day, and its always really funny 'cause the first time i pull it out in front of new people sometimes they are like "woah, didnt know you were so...aware of the world and well learned", and i get to tell them i keep it like that on purpose.

its fun

dumb people have more fun, so i keep myself dumb until i need to not be dumb.

makes life much more happy.

[tulip ravine]

Yeah true true

[upper axle]

......dude what the fuck?

[ruby minnow]

SODAAAAA

[upper axle]

how the fuck do people exist with such a massive lack of self awareness like that preacher fella

lol

[fading shuttle]

satan tempts that man every day

juicy men all around

[upper axle]

dude, if you played that one song for that guy i think he'd have a nervous breakdown

[ruby minnow]

men with all that cake

[upper axle]

"four big guys, and they bust on my eyes" yknow, that song.

[fading shuttle]

@ruby minnow

[fading shuttle]

me except replace that with killing my love

[carmine crown]

I prefer paranoid

[rare mica]

What is this meme supposed to represent i can't relate

[ruby minnow]

if i'm in a game

that pipe will be a rollercoaster

[fading shuttle]

paranoid is not speeding music

[carmine crown]

What did you just say to me

[ruby minnow]

paranoid is a war crime music

to play while you're destroying hypotehical vietnamese villages

[fading shuttle]

https://youtu.be/YdYwICNPDwI?t=66 speedin music has to have a certain tempo

[carmine crown]

Not bad, what about rebel yell

[fading shuttle]

atleast with paranoid i liked the song, but i thought it didnt fit, i dont like rebel yell

giga boomer song

[carmine crown]

Yeah your right, rebel yell is more of bombing Iraqi village(in Minecraft) type song

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E0ozmU9cJDg&pp=ygUbbWV0YWxsaWNhIG1hc3RlciBvZiBwdXBwZXRz

[quartz ridge]

Need more songs like that

[ruby minnow]

tomorrow is august 20

[fading shuttle]

yep

[glad carbon]

woah

[ruby minnow]

i was waiting for times like these where i can do a terrorist attack on a rich corporation

[glad carbon]

you can do it anytime

[ruby minnow]

then how can i larp as Johnny Silverhand

[ruby minnow]

War criminal

[carmine crown]

Guy is insane

[ruby minnow]

he's racist

[fading shuttle]

and he is gonna win

[carmine crown]

Yeah I can tell. Kinda wanna be a racist myself

[ruby minnow]

i am racist 24/7

[carmine crown]

Damn, must spend a lot of money on gas

[ruby minnow]

no i just harass minorities

[carmine crown]

Oh

Me too

[carmine crown]

Least patriotic turk

Lives in Germany

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-turkiye-kaan-ozdil-ocean-gif-19328259

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-gif-19002585

[slender rock]

[carmine crown]

🇷🇸

[ruby minnow]

2023 has been a disaster for Turkey

[fading shuttle]

god damn those turks

they ruined turkey

[ruby minnow]

no arabs ruined Turkey

well not you know mainly them

but when you take 20 million immigrants that cannot integrate into your country it becomes a real problem

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[fading shuttle]

yes, erdogan is of bulgarian descent

our spy has done well

[carmine crown]

Half of the west is having the same issue

[ruby minnow]

Only good thing about Turkey is that if you're like a doctor or an engineer you can get a visa to Germany easily

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382057686830678016/1142229882076676176/0b5427156e223effed20646828ce0b6c.jpg

[ruby minnow]

watermelon

seller

alex understood what i said

[fading shuttle]

yes

[spiral raven]

g

[ruby minnow]

Romanian tradition

[pastel quartz]

it’s brainfart Saturday

[ruby minnow]

no its cat posting Saturday

get your days right

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-won-gabriel-sincraian-olympics-winner-i-did-it-gif-22479550

[ruby minnow]

listening to the romanian national anthem makes me want to steal some cars

and drink rakija

[fading shuttle]

desteapta-te romane is like a sleeper cell activation song

bravely activating romanians all across the world to steal vehicles

[carmine crown]

Someone stole your car? Steal some else's.

[ruby minnow]

that's how things work in romania

your neighbors steals your car so you steal his child

[carmine crown]

🇲🇩

That's Moldova i think my bad

[fading shuttle]

It actually is a sleeper cell awakening song
"Awaken thee, Romanian, shake off thy deadly slumber
The scourge of inauspicious barbarian tyrannies
And now or never to a bright horizon clamber
That shall to shame put all your enemies."

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675071031680958564/1034051536839520256/1568945578098.mp4

[fading shuttle]

another classic

[ruby minnow]

man imagine being blind and deaf

life must be real happy

you can't see or hear bad news

[carmine crown]

But you can't do anything either

Just a liability for your family

[ruby minnow]

i mean what are they going to do tell you about how much you can't do anything at all??/

[slender rock]

oh hell yeah

[carmine crown]

If you are deaf and blind, you have nothing but the voices in your head.

[fading shuttle]

i already have those anyway

[glad carbon]

imagine an apple in your mind, and now rotate it

[fading shuttle]

i have voices not apples

[glad carbon]

boy u got aphantasia

[slender rock]

mine are always saying to run in front of the semi truck

👀

[fading shuttle]

yes i know, thats why i hate books

[carmine crown]

Damn mine tells me to kick elderly people down the stairs

[slender rock]

oh thats on saturdays

[fading shuttle]

I'm either Abstergo or Hyperion

[spiral raven]

terragroup and alterra is

[strong eagle]

UNSC ONI might be the least awful choice from me.

Considering the fact I am a Fed

[left haven]

TerraGroup ain’t bad unless you’re in Tarkov

[strong eagle]

Because in that case, they are all fucking dead.

[strong eagle]

Ok why did they just include the 3rd Reich from Wolfenstein in there?

I recognize that eagle

Who ever signs up for them I will put a cap directly in their skull.

[fading shuttle]

What else are you gonna do with that stem degree?

[strong eagle]

UNSC ONI. That what I'm gonna do with my Stem degree.

Straight up, I am a fed and don't worry none of y'all are on watchlist, yet. So I'm pretty sure that I'll do well in ONI, except the kidnapping children part, I'm not EDP dawg.

[fading shuttle]

Need some cupcakes for the Spartan program, eh?

[strong eagle]

No, I'd rather work in spying on civilians and covert operations.

I'm not a Minecraft YouTuber.

[slender rock]

Hmmmm

[native jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/749657249277804594/1142108014317424680/aQENpx8_460sv.mp4

[visual stirrup]

-Fed
-Growing mold in my bathroom.

Be honest, you're just a 35P at Fort Hood

*Cavazos

The Fort Hood barracks fucking suck

[slender rock]

growing mold is against his lease

[strong eagle]

No, I'm growing mold independently.

It's just a side quest for me

[strong eagle]

Dumbass

NFT?

More like

Never
Fucking
aT all

[fading shuttle]

Pick

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010382307447812176/1141977496791830539/F3wQPgRaYAAosuI.png

[strong eagle]

This is what happened to Sakharov's computer.

Why do you think its a blue screen in there.

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010382307447812176/1141542988745551972/IMG_2492.jpg

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1085379327044100236/1140802720316534874/RDT_20230812_155027387753639682308567.jpg

[slender rock]

sigh

Outer Haven

De b0ss

De Bigg B0ss

[torpid jewel]

my fucking spotify right now

[kindred dawn]

Freedom stalkers be like

[slender rock]

[sage otter]

WTT Corium for Percs

[slender rock]

good thing I gave the drug making kits to mangun because I don't trust ya'll freedomers with that level of science

might blow yourselves up thinking ya'll Heisenburg

👀

[undone wave]

Who do we have to bribe to get a deep rock channel

[glad carbon]

falco needs your pension

[upper axle]

better one:
NFT? more like
Never (allowed to)
Fucking
Talk (without being shit on)

[stone shoal]

Never Fortunate Thrifter

[slender rock]

me when a bloodsucker starts it's call

nope

nope nope nope

[stone shoal]

Never Financially Tact (or: Tactful)

[slender rock]

this

I think I need new fillings now

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the pain

[stone shoal]

I have nightmares that if I press too hard on my own fillings I'm eventually gonna carve them out of my tooth hole and eat them

You ever get that?

[spiral raven]

i like commenting "my balls" or "my dick" on the videos that say "things that are bigger than you thought" or shit

[slender rock]

no? bit uh.... I did pop one out trying to floss

then had to go back to fix them

idk anything cold is fucking killing the rightside of both sets, top and bottom

[stone shoal]

What the hell is it about tooth bone specifically that refuses to grow back?

[slender rock]

it goes right into my head like an ice pick

😦

[slender rock]

K

[glad carbon]

grow up

[spiral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/grow-up-meme-ok-serious-gif-25638777

i did

[stone shoal]

Homie is like quicksilver but the opposite

[chrome jewel]

no

[stone shoal]

Slowbronze

He doesn't whizz really fast, time whizzes around him really fast

[spiral raven]

im goin to lseep

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-demoman-team-fortress2-tf2-expiration-date-gif-21883563

[stone shoal]

Do not do as your name implies

Sleep forever

[spiral raven]

nuhhu

[stone shoal]

sleep is fucking radical (if you're lucid and can control it)

[glad carbon]

no

[chrome jewel]

gger

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/883853944508522536/1116073109624197221/flabbergasted.gif

ashen sky is kil?

[surreal smelt]

Legate: "You there, soldier. What Legion are you from."
Legionary: "Och, pick a windae, yer leavin' ye eejit. Cannae ye read th' flag "

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/885094180920102935/1141697060370927666/trim.0DEB18D8-49C2-4737-875C-397754D9885E.mp4

[strong eagle]

I had never known how many Furries were into extraction shooters until I visited the Arena Breakout discord.

It's more than you think and it's worse than you think.

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/989306640819978240/1142263876503748809/20221028_NAFO_CyberSlav2077.mp4

[weak jackal]

The new Honkai character uses surströmming to heal her allies

evil

[glad carbon]

ew

[weak jackal]

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Ff9s9o1j00vib1.png

also kfc collab

2 paths in life

Evil fish or good chicken

which way western man

[glad carbon]

good chicken

[glad carbon]

you make me laugh sometimes

[weak jackal]

sry i live in a country with health and food standards so its good here

sorry for your loss

[glad carbon]

its not even good at the original location

[weak jackal]

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Faubo2hrr3sib1.png

[rustic gorge]

Escape from their parents basement

[slender rock]

NO NO NO

[weak jackal]

have a taste oomfie, it'l heal you up

[slender rock]

don't do it

[upper axle]

dude, you should know by now that furries are in EVERY part of EVERY genre of EVERYTHING.

if its on the internet, furries have touched it.

like, the IT industry is DOMINATED by furries in high level tech positions

it's why the joke of "if someone shot up a furry convention you'd cripple a large chunk of the internet for MONTHS" exists

because that's true.

[vagrant zodiac]

Indeed, we are everywhere

In your walls for example

[weak jackal]

Imagine being a furry

stay safe gamers

[feral kiln]

gamers lost the war btw

[main moon]

ptsd, other one is "you've been disconnected"

[vagrant zodiac]

This animation is smoother than my brain is

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1120601802207932497/RDT_20230620_082757.mp4

[tulip ravine]

Hello chat

I’m going to Alton towers soon fml

[sage otter]

Nightmare

[urban ocean]

BG3 players start looking around the room

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/749640987508342845/1142091828942864384/p9ks4xoy4vib1.png

[upper axle]

oh shit, really? come on out then, i love it when guests visit.

i dont get many.

[visual stirrup]

Act like an animal, get treated like one

[slender rock]

No.

[visual stirrup]

I'm so glad Aldo isn't here
He banned Alice for shit like this

[eager igloo]

Being furry?

[slender rock]

"Jesus christ, where's the onions KOBENI!, YOU FUCKWIT!"

replied to the wrong message

[visual stirrup]

A meme where the punchline was that people should be allowed to hunt furries because they act like animals

[slender rock]

"COME ON YOU FUCKING POTATO!"

[eager igloo]

Not recognising irony smh

I've been here just as long as you

[slender rock]

Irony is hard

[visual stirrup]

Can't recognize irony when the comment isn't funny
What's the joke?

[slender rock]

the OP usually?

idk

[runic kernel]

Hi Menace Hi FuckinSki

[slender rock]

that's how the internet works right?

[visual stirrup]

🤷‍♂️

[slender rock]

fair enough

[slender rock]

c a t s

[round cypress]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/802292827341193216/1139550292006932512/glbglbglb.gif

[upper axle]

honestly the internet's an enigma and i honestly thing this weird fucking system is held together on thoughts and prayers and one piece of scotch tape.

also its a series of tubes, if anyone gets that reference.

[smoky cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/deus-vult-crusades-shake-triggered-intensifies-gif-16436511

[atomic pewter]

https://youtu.be/aLgVh8ddcVI

[slender rock]

how it fuctions is a feat forreal

[light flume]

The memes here are awesome

[slender rock]

hey kaffe, can you uh, not be so blantent in your bio bro

kinda like he he funny but it's like

hehe bann?

[remote vine]

I love a football game between Nigeria and Germany

[slender rock]

cease

I hate ya'll

[surreal smelt]

"I am a superstar"

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/ready-for-take-off-goodest-boy-calm-tricks-good-boy-gif-14423117

[slender rock]

😠 nope too late

[remote vine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/1052998547391402044/E.gif

[grizzled meadow]

Bro can't listen one song

He's shuffling through them

[slender rock]

ADHD be like?

fuck spotify though

[slender rock]

rude

[surreal smelt]

Not to get political but I think Bernie joined Monolith

[slender rock]

after 10 hours of playing the same three 3 chords over, in C# standard tuning making a sleep cover

[oblique spire]

@grizzled meadow

[last nebula]

life 100% platinum tip

[sage otter]

he breached containement

[slender rock]

yes

[stone blade]

Alo

Gm

[eager igloo]

Omg Drows are radiation wizards

Necrotic damage is literally radiation damage

[glad carbon]

idk why people clown on this, its a great weightloss drink for redditors

u just gotta open it for em lol

[zealous elm]

"weightloss drink" bro drink water

[glad carbon]

nah man its like milk but for manbabies

[sage otter]

He needs his cacao binkie

[sage otter]

Water and tea masterrace

[quartz ridge]

Feel like a cripple

Legs hurt and dont wanna move

I thought when i tripped

It was like

A normal injury

But about 5 hours later

WHen i got home to shower

[edgy abyss]

[quartz ridge]

Saw my knee

WAs fucked up bad

Showered. When watee hit the spot i felt like i actually was abiut to die

[edgy abyss]

why you turn scotish there for a moment?

[remote vine]

@solar obsidian

[quartz ridge]

I dunno

[edgy abyss]

*I dunea know, laddie

[quartz ridge]

I felt like when showering the hot water hit where ny knee was scraped

I fucking almost collaped

And my knee the fucker stopped working

Like ehhh i couldnt move it without heavy pain

[solar obsidian]

😊

[edgy abyss]

Ach! Dat seunds like wee beby talk ya wee panzy! All ye gotta dew is ignore it and feuk up yer knee fer life loik a real mahn! Grew some fochin chest hair!

[light flume]

is this memes?

[solar obsidian]

no, this is patrick

[light flume]

lol

[edgy abyss]

[light flume]

you guys pay taxes?

[edgy abyss]

we can barely afford to pay attention let alone taxes

[light flume]

Leave it to the LETTER community to give birth to Demoman

[zealous elm]

go to the hospital then maybe its fractured or something

[zealous elm]

UNinvolved in peace

un pisskeepers when they are deployed to a random country in africa and they can rape and kill again

[quartz ridge]

No no its not

It got better

But like at night its getting

Worseish

Theres no way i fractued jt

Because i fell on my right arm

And that took like

99% og the force

Im too good for a bone fracture

Maybe actually

But like i walked on it most of the day

[fading shuttle]

could be you didnt properly disinfect the scrape

[quartz ridge]

And only had issues when i washed it with water

[quartz ridge]

Put rubbibg alclhol on a

Cotton ball

And rubed the shit out of my knee with it

[fading shuttle]

when did this fall occur?

[quartz ridge]

Hurt for like the first time in years [ rubbint alcohol )

[quartz ridge]

Okay doctor degen...

Bout 9:30? Maybe

[fading shuttle]

oh today? then thats normal

[quartz ridge]

I slippy

It hurts

Gotta pray sitting down

[fading shuttle]

your wound still hasnt even properly started healing, course water is gonna hurt like a motherfucker

[quartz ridge]

It was like

Just sitting there for like 5 hours

Got home went to take a shit

See its narl6

Narly

Shower and clean it up

[fading shuttle]

i was lucky when i got a big scrape across my elbow i had adrenaline in me, so i didnt feel it for a bit

[quartz ridge]

I got a big oll hit of a adrenaline

I was like oohwee ny stomach feels weird

Im either bleeding or adrenaline got dumped into me

[fading shuttle]

honestly if its that bad of a scrape you might wanna cover it with something

[quartz ridge]

( it was bitb l

[quartz ridge]

I sid

Did

Rubbibg alcohol + neo sporan and a bandaid

No more transformers bandaids

[fading shuttle]

then you will just have to wait it out, remove semi frequently reclean etc etc

[quartz ridge]

[fading shuttle]

pretend you are joshua graham

[quartz ridge]

I was hurt by me being a slippery fuck. I soon understood the slippery inside of me slipped harder than the slippery wounds on the outside

[fading shuttle]

i wasnt able to use my left hand for a week cus the scrape was directly across the elbow

and my right hand doesnt work, it was very fun

[quartz ridge]

I had a close experience

Wayyy long time ago

As a kid like 12?

Basically you know jumping castles?

We had one with a slide on it

And basically everyone pileld at the too because someone at the bottom didnt wanna move

So it ends up collapsing

Fall onto my right arm on cement

Shit was like

Barley moving

And they didnt take me to the hospital

[fading shuttle]

The best part of my entire elbow getting scraped, Is that it happened on the day I was supposed to get assessed in my Russian class

[remote vine]

My day be so fine then BOOM! Existential crisis

[fading shuttle]

So I come in after having the nurses call my parents cus I couldn't with my elbow being completely bandaged

And then the teacher deadass asks me "can you write" cus she wanted to give me a test

[quartz ridge]

Some ass holesl

[fading shuttle]

I was out of it by then, and then she tries to verbally assess me even though I just ate the biggest shit ever 45 mins ago

[quartz ridge]

Unplugged my fab

Fan

[quartz ridge]

My teacher tried to do the sameish

I couldnt go to school because i was like

SUPER SICK

And she still tried to convicne my parents for me to go

[fading shuttle]

Real

[quartz ridge]

Tbis has been mee for tbe past few days

[slender rock]

wtf

did you do

[quartz ridge]

I dunno

Like i tripped

And like my sweat pants didnt have a rip or anything

So i assumed ahhh itll be fine

[fading shuttle]

[slender rock]

is it swollen? does it feel warm?

[quartz ridge]

I was jogging too and i think it wws a shoelace

[slender rock]

what..?

[quartz ridge]

I put a bandaid on it like a big ol one

[quartz ridge]

I tripped on a shoelace

Got uo was like

Shitt that hurt

I dont see any blood or rips in my clothing

[slender rock]

COLD COMPRESS FOO

[quartz ridge]

Went upon my day walking

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I slathhered it up with rubbing alcohol on a cotton ball

Then neosporan

Big ol circular bandaid

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so it's a scrape

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It fucking

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aaaaaaaaaa

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I can barley move rn in bed

Like i move my legs and it feels weird

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take your silly ass to Kaiser south

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