🎪bruh-fart

[stone shoal]

who/how tf does someone you've never met even contact you?

if not something like neighbors

[crimson flame]

whatsapp group. its relatively big half-public group

[stone shoal]

🤷‍♂️ fair enough

[livid pond]

eatedd

[stone shoal]

I have no animal memes

[teal forge]

I doubt that, by means is that their brains are pretty straight lines they won't think of anything outside the basket...

[stone shoal]

I kinda wanted to see about buying a gumball machine after seeing some dude online do it

Put gumball machines around low-end places and collect some pocket money

(I'm dead broke and cannot afford £1000+ vending machines)

[sage otter]

your shit is gonna get stolen in 48 hours if you put it in low-end places

[stone shoal]

True but tbh where else are you gonna put something as low-end as a gumball machine

[sage otter]

Maybe some local shop owners would be okay with having it around ?

[stone shoal]

That's what I meant when I said "low-end places"

[sage otter]

Oh

Well then I have no other idea

[stone shoal]

Local shops, kebab shops, I know one actual place where it'd be a decent idea, this barber shop close to me

[sage otter]

Cause public malls etc will tell you to fuck off

[stone shoal]

about the only place it'd seem actually apropriate

[sage otter]

Barber shop sounds good yeah

[crimson flame]

i mean yes but people are quick to forget that they're highly overrated

[sage otter]

Still weird imho, I wouldn't bother trying to educate a 18yo brat just to hope to "fix" her so she would date me

[crimson flame]

lmao yes i've been in a relationship with a girl with same age as me, for 7 yrs
the older i get, the more i feel like im more like her brother or dad. which i dont mind really, but she gets more and more retarded

[sage otter]

Just go for 25+, people that seen what the real world is like a little bit

Get away from the airhead bimbos my brothers, seek your women in libraries not nightclubs

[crimson flame]

im fully convinced that the generation younger than me is a lost cause. i will only look for older women

[thin willow]

I only look for my homies

[stone shoal]

+40 cougar chaser

[crimson flame]

i mean as long as you enjoy it

[stone shoal]

Either A. They're single mothers fiending for a stepdad, or B. they themselves are only interested in experienced people

[thin willow]

Gain experience through becoming a single father

[stone shoal]

I wouldn't know || Because I've never even tried dating to begin with ||

[crimson flame]

theres a whole talk dedicated to marriage and finding love, i think yall should watch it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5z8-9Op2nM

[pastel quartz]

yooooooo

soft white underbelly is always fun

[crimson flame]

its ok, relationship is kinda overrated imo. its best to go for relationship when you have resources, aka money and time (goes both ways)

what why tho

[upper axle]

may have pinged the wrong fella there.

lol

[stone shoal]

Job relationships aren't really it

[sage otter]

Some random dude that didn't open discord for a whole month getting pinged monastery exile recommendation

[stone shoal]

If either of you split and either of you have bitterness, AND one of you has a higher position

It just opens up a path of shit

[fading shuttle]

Anyway I'm back

https://tenor.com/view/marin-kitagawa-gif-23678752

[ruby minnow]

i am not giving context y'all figure it out

[crimson flame]

my cousin was in a business consultant position, shes attractive and yes she gets a lot of men approaching her, talking about business, then immediately switch to personal stuff lol

[robust cove]

The asimov m4 tho shee

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/marin-love-marin-cute-marin-kitagawa-marin-kitagawa-gif-24940734

[robust cove]

Post more of this cause its funny

[fading shuttle]

Sir yes sir

[crimson flame]

i guess that makes sense but moral hazard exists and people could be more horny than before

i read somewhere that girls who has the most fucked up fetishes are usually nuns

[ruby minnow]

mw3 is 2k

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/my-dress-up-darling-sono-bisque-doll-marin-kitagawa-marin-kitagawa-gif-24560677

[ruby minnow]

finally

[fading shuttle]

Man's paying 2000 dollars for mw3

Can't believe it

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-cat-emotional-gif-23930229

[ruby minnow]

its not 2k dollars

its 2k turkish liras

there is a difference

[fading shuttle]

2 dollars

[crimson flame]

what kind of fuckin music this man is talking about

[stone shoal]

He on that blub blub core stuff

[crimson flame]

nevermind, its a trick question, im currently listening to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RTHOB7e46o&list=PL7IgabZ8nkx39Pl2SEMXTGfMnF8PwIYQo&index=55

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/marin-kitagawa-marin-sono-bisque-doll-wa-koi-wo-suru-my-dress-up-darling-marin-happy-gif-24940204

[stone shoal]

I wish it really was as easy as just getting a car/cart and moving shit from point A to point B for money

[fading shuttle]

[stone shoal]

My gumball/vending machine idea has been thwarted by the "YEW NEED A LOICENSE FER THA" regulation

[fading shuttle]

I'll post the feet

[robust cove]

Michael Reeves, check his videos

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/kitagawa-sono-bisque-doll-wa-koi-wo-suru-my-dress-up-darling-feet-gojo-gif-25238888

[crimson flame]

brother im one step ahead of you

[stone shoal]

⚡

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/zero-monkey-cool-epik-gif-25496497

[stone shoal]

monke

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/my-dress-up-darling-marin-kitagawa-anime-gif-24603337

[robust cove]

Okay

Kill him

[stone shoal]

death

[fading shuttle]

Nuh uh

[crimson flame]

true but small precentage of them are absolutely despicable due to their strictness and hypocrisy
my grandma is one of them

[sage otter]

Someone please mute-bonk Alex

[crimson flame]

can you fuckin stop

literally every single server im in is hornyposting at this hour

[fading shuttle]

It is currently horny o clock

[crimson flame]

also its been like 2 hrs since you started hornyposting

[fading shuttle]

I've clocked in

[crimson flame]

go slap that dick then go sleep boy

[robust cove]

Flap Jack

[sage otter]

He's already done that, why do you think he stopped for 15minutes before coming back

[stone shoal]

https://ifunny.co/video/passed-out-15-times-but-your-mac-and-cheese-is-WJcKIjBfA?s=cl

[fading shuttle]

It's been like 40 mins since I started

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[stone shoal]

|| Iknow. I know. Ifunny. It was either this or a youtube video ||

[robust cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1115781420166684735/1135303613657382912/shuffle_embed_failure.gif

[stone shoal]

Quit shuffling at me

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1115781420166684735/1135303613657382912/shuffle_embed_failure.gif

[robust cove]

I'll shuffle faster

[stone shoal]

that your mac and cheese is ready

[final cedar]

why pass out tho?

does it take a long time to make?

[stone shoal]

You never specified what kinda cheese

I dunno I thought it was relevant to hornyposting hours

And the amount of time you have taken

[robust cove]

Guys I have great news

[stone shoal]

By now you could have made your own mac and cheese

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/twitch-emote-praying-meme-bless-gif-26025466

[stone shoal]

Heavy Metal Headbanging instructions (Allah (pbuh) Edition)

[final cedar]

heavy metal?

[robust cove]

Only light metal for me, thank you

[stone shoal]

normal metal is not enough for the spine cracking rapid rotation going on in that video

[stone shoal]

I bet you drink and get drunk off of cider

[fading shuttle]

Waiter? Medium metal please

[swift scarab]

I wonder if I should get Days Gone for my ps4

[robust cove]

Yes I drink cyanide

[fading shuttle]

Days gone is an alright game

[grizzled meadow]

Alright game, a very solid 7.5

For PS4? No

[ruby minnow]

i love being racist

[fading shuttle]

I saw that

[robust cove]

Same

[ruby minnow]

and its not about cars

[swift scarab]

I have it on pc, but it’s too high power to run sadly

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-men-in-black-gif-4907321

[swift scarab]

Won’t run on my laptop

[heavy peak]

Thats sadge as hell

But the game is really nice tho

[fading shuttle]

Ew, why is the cuck flashbanging me

[robust cove]

I was considering getting it too

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1080933724012679200/1108110971374940210/image0.gif

[heavy peak]

Its mega sad there won't be a sequel tho

[robust cove]

I was confused for a second there

[final cedar]

you mentioned his wifes hairstyle

[heavy peak]

Fucking left us on a cliffhanger

[grizzled meadow]

Perish

[robust cove]

Why?

[stone shoal]

Where is this even from

[fading shuttle]

Didn't sell enough

[heavy peak]

Because didn't meet sale expectation

So the studio is dead

[swift scarab]

Can’t, too laggy to die

[stone shoal]

Literally the name?

[swift scarab]

[grizzled meadow]

Try to not spoil something in this fucking server challenge impossible ended wrong epic prank gone sexual

[robust cove]

Well then I probably won't buy, I hate cliffhangers

[heavy peak]

Well, i didn't spoil the cliff

[heavy peak]

Nah, game is still worth it to play

[grizzled meadow]

You did spoil that the game ends with a cliffhanger, it's more than enough

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/zero-monkey-cool-epik-gif-25496497

This monkey fr

[swift scarab]

Me omw to spoil a 4 year old game

[fading shuttle]

"WAAAAAAH, I DONT PARTAKE IN ANY MEDIA OF ANY VARIETY CREATED AFTER 1458, IF YOU SPOIL I WILL CRY"

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/fancy-big-chin-gif-25301755

[heavy peak]

ah

Well

You can't mute me

[grizzled meadow]

Incredible timing

[swift scarab]

Can’t he give you the role to prevent you from talking here?

[grizzled meadow]

No

[heavy peak]

Nope

[grizzled meadow]

Only Grok can

[swift scarab]

Damn

I tried

[grizzled meadow]

Grok mute this man

[heavy peak]

Friendly fire is not tolerated

[fading shuttle]

I will spoil the ending of stalker 2 to grok brb

[swift scarab]

Hmm, to ping grok today or not to ping grok

[heavy peak]

Get the game, its good
Its Naughty Dog level of quality (and i mean level of quality before the last of us 2 ever happened)

[robust cove]

I will for Stalker 3

[robust cove]

I'll prob buy it

[grizzled meadow]

Woah woah calm down

[fading shuttle]

Calm yourself there

[robust cove]

I'll do it rn - Monolith comes back AGAIN!

[grizzled meadow]

Imagine saying that Days Gone is on par with what Naughty Dogs is capable of

Grok exile this man

[robust cove]

I don't know if you're praising them or hating them right now

[swift scarab]

LoU2 is still good gameplay wise, it’s just the story that suffered

[fading shuttle]

The c-cumciousness infests the mind of a man in Japan, he creates anime, creating the second zone of alienation

[heavy peak]

Bro, the story was everything

[swift scarab]

Commit breathent

[robust cove]

Next zone is in Bulgaria, starting from your computer

[grizzled meadow]

Days Gone is a good game but that's it

[fading shuttle]

It's a 7.5 not a 9

[heavy peak]

Alo

Spoilers

[sage otter]

boku no pico opening blasting on shibuya's 200rads bar speakers

[robust cove]

....i guess I wont play tlou2 now thanks Metro

[fading shuttle]

Now S5 is a spoiler Jannie

[grizzled meadow]

And this is why I don't want spoilers in here

But edgies gonna have edges

[heavy peak]

Just play the damn games, gamer

[robust cove]

Jk I wouldnt play tlou 1 or 2 anyways

[heavy peak]

[stone shoal]

TLOU2 would have been better if, and I say this completely unrionically: Ellie was the preggo one instead

[crimson flame]

beaned

[fading shuttle]

Romeo and Juliet die in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet

[robust cove]

Cain kills Abel

[fading shuttle]

Lucifer rebels against god

[robust cove]

Eve shoves the apple up Adam's ass

[solar obsidian]

germany wins ww2

wait

[robust cove]

[fading shuttle]

Only if bro

[stone shoal]

It would've been though. Shit like Ellie going on a revenge-spree for joel and hook-nose chases after her is infinitely more interesting than Ellie chasing after hook-nose Dina because of shit I've already completely forgotten about

[grizzled meadow]

The Man In The High Castle

[robust cove]

Goodnight silly friends in my silly puter

[stone shoal]

It just makes 0 sense to me why the survivors-guilt-ridden immune lady decided to let the other lady have their shared baby instead of taking the 1 in 1 million chance to maybe produce another immune

Druckman is a tard

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/989306640819978240/1141777794959933440/mosin_nugget.mp4

[crimson flame]

that pattern

[fading shuttle]

Why is jesus french

[robust cove]

Looks sick as fuck

[sage otter]

It's at the Puy Du Fou

[robust cove]

Would throw a rave there

[fading shuttle]

A most unholy act

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/keepingpain/status/1692038102175355165

dev (@keepingpain)

“who got u smiling like that” me bro im delusional

Likes

98937

Retweets

35073

Twitter · Aug 17, 2023, 4:58 AM

[sage otter]

lmao would fit I guess

[robust cove]

I can see it

[stone shoal]

Fleur De Lis patterns in the water is fucking sick

[sage otter]

If you guys visit one day you should check it out there's tons of activites and shows

[pastel quartz]

propaganda

[sage otter]

Yeah so what

[pastel quartz]

onion

[sage otter]

Cry me a sap river

[stone shoal]

maple syrup river

of tears

[sage otter]

[hollow kindle]

i read male syrup

[stone shoal]

Male syrup river

Male cheese mac n cheese

[ruby minnow]

cum river

[hollow kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/kazuma-kiryu-kiryu-yakuza-yakuza6-gif-22779891

[sage otter]

smegmacaronis

[weak jackal]

pro streamer

[sage otter]

I don't think there's nothing wrong with it

[heavy peak]

Missing mods

[sage otter]

Or too many

[trim sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/pussy-cat-uncensored-funny-gif-22745274

[weak jackal]

happens to the best of us

[weak jackal]

Evolved stream hot damn

[heavy peak]

[fading shuttle]

Chinese spyware game

[mint mist]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1037566759277965402/1141702646793769011/Screenshot_2023-08-17-07-51-24-144_com.roblox.client-edit.jpg

[crimson flame]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJX-8C7OHmw

[fading shuttle]

Why are they so loud

I hear them through 2 closes doors

Atleast the bird is vibing

[undone wave]

🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨

[mint mist]

EWWWWWWW

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/f-bi-raid-swat-gif-11500735

[fading shuttle]

yeah thats legal in europe

[undone wave]

Knowing about AoC laws

idk are you european?

[fading shuttle]

i am

wtf are aoc laws

[undone wave]

Age of Consent

Fucking anime weirdos made her a highschooler

[fading shuttle]

course they did

i googled aoc laws and i got alexandria ocasio cortez

[undone wave]

I think it's an abbreviation only some people use

like me apparently

Age of Consent™️

[ruby minnow]

aoc laws is basically that 18 is the age of consent

but so many countries made it like 16 17

[fading shuttle]

not in europe bro

[undone wave]

I don't care what the age of consent is
why would you be attracted to a high schooler
Have you ever met a high schooler?

[fading shuttle]

yes, i was in high school a year ago

[undone wave]

That's a child desperately pretending to be an adult

[ruby minnow]

yeah i met a high schooler when i was a high schooler i met a bunch actually

[undone wave]

Idk maybe it's because I'm a 20 year old boomer

[swift scarab]

Funny men when the funnier men assign a number to their collection of pixels

[undone wave]

you gotta checkout 69420 hehehehe

[ruby minnow]

bro 2 years ago you were at high school

[undone wave]

Yeah and I still wasn't attracted to anyone there
I'm not really attracted to anyone really
maybe it is just me

[ruby minnow]

try men

[undone wave]

Men are more attractive

[swift scarab]

Me when I failed middle school and got my GED at home no thanks to my shitty parents

https://tenor.com/view/fancy-big-chin-gif-25301755

Relationships are overrated

[undone wave]

2nd times the charm
well done

🤝

[swift scarab]

(I am desperately lonely send help)

[fading shuttle]

i liked several women but decided that i wasnt gonna get in relationships while going to school

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473706892057772054/1141826915867562084/RPReplay_Final1691773154.mp4

[ruby minnow]

alright guys a fun fact Ottoman Empire legalized homosexuality in 1858

[swift scarab]

Based

[undone wave]

I've liked maybe one person ever and that's only after knowing him for 7 or so years

😳

[swift scarab]

Elaborate

[swift scarab]

[fading shuttle]

thats why it fell apart 64 years later

[undone wave]

I'll never forgive the british

[swift scarab]

The kingdom hit its stack overflow limit on year 64, hate to see it

[undone wave]

Clearly you've never had a forbidden relationship with a handsome greek man before (lots of olive oil involved)

[fading shuttle]

we used to when we were kings, but then the turks conquered us

[native jungle]

In cooking, right?

[ruby minnow]

skill issue

[fading shuttle]

no, sex

[undone wave]

Sure...

[swift scarab]

Greek femboy hours

[ruby minnow]

Gayreek

[tulip ravine]

Hello chat

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/reek-theongreyjoy-got-game-of-gif-24414643

cant believe they made him gay

[atomic pewter]

System shock lookin' ass

[weak jackal]

I got warned for posting a wasp drowning in ranch for animal abuse content

so like

you may get warned in your future

[native jungle]

Yeah, thats a bit past torture.

[weak jackal]

if you're curious about the gif i posted type "Ranch dimension" in the gif searcher

I think it was my first ever warn

[dusky lintel]

holy shit so fire

im proud of the fact that he is from the same country as me

[fallow trellis]

men are truly oppressed

[weak jackal]

society

[fallow trellis]

its time to rise up

billions must die

[fallow trellis]

mans slandering the best channel in this server

[fallow trellis]

this one is okay tho

take pride that you reside in the best channel in this server

[weak jackal]

rip mitka boar

a real one

levitated his way into my heart

[fallow trellis]

ruffnut and tuffnut

[weak jackal]

based and zased

anyway heres some warframe footage

[fallow trellis]

i dont remember which is the girl there i think theyre both boys

[weak jackal]

one on the left is the girl

she spends a lot of the later movies flirting with guys

[ruby minnow]

imma search for that guy with the long nose and evil plans in this building

[weak jackal]

gru?

[fallow trellis]

what does the other one do

[ruby minnow]

no Doofenshmirtz

[weak jackal]

he is dumb

and he forgor

[fallow trellis]

literally me

[weak jackal]

left his sister behind and didn't notice until they got back home

[fallow trellis]

typical male behavior

[fallow trellis]

what are your intentions on my daughter:

[weak jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPuFI8q6X5c

my intentions

[fallow trellis]

tldr love each other, we are all the same

[edgy abyss]

Soon™

[undone wave]

the virgin MG42 vs the Gigachad Bren gun

[edgy abyss]

It's coming...

[fading shuttle]

action is coming

[edgy abyss]

[quartz ridge]

Phonk montages are like

Weird asf

But some are actually good

[undone wave]

https://youtu.be/aw_XJpGMknU

[undone wave]

His name is oil and gold

[quartz ridge]

Like footage from Iraq and and the war on terror

Unironically wanna get chocolate chip camo

Actually m81 would be better

[quartz ridge]

But like cali is like a mixed bag

I could lie down in a field and blend in cause the grass is pretty much dead in more open areas

[fading shuttle]

combine my beloved

[quartz ridge]

Choccy chip camo working 🙏

[quartz ridge]

No cool looking camo

Thats why HECU is ontop...

[fading shuttle]

nerd

[quartz ridge]

Nuh uh

[fading shuttle]

your ass is becoming a stalker

[quartz ridge]

Hey thats a zombie on the head of a combine, like a zombine!

[weak jackal]

in gmod my avatar was always the police combine with the white masks

i thought they were girls so i only picked them cause i thought they were cool

[quartz ridge]

Monolith and hecu camo

[weak jackal]

i was not very smart

[quartz ridge]

Lmfao

[fading shuttle]

civil protection, also technically women can be civil protection

[weak jackal]

"they're thinner than the other combine models so they must be girls"

[weak jackal]

brainwashing has no bias

[quartz ridge]

Assassin combine

[fading shuttle]

assassin combine isnt canon

[quartz ridge]

They exist

Not in lore

Byt

[edgy abyss]

Man it's taking a while to hit...

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/hausofdecline/status/1570061711184482305

Haus of Decline (@hausofdecline)

Bringing fujoshi sister to local gay bar and she's so excited but it's bear night so she starts crying and throwing up

Likes

33270

Retweets

6320

Twitter · Sep 14, 2022, 2:47 PM

[weak jackal]

me when my dad gets home drunk

[fading shuttle]

hell even combine overwatch can be women, they are just so modified you cant even tell

[weak jackal]

goals

[quartz ridge]

Cps arent modified

[weak jackal]

need strider gf

[quartz ridge]

Thats the whole thing

They are just cops

[edgy abyss]

@narrow lotus , where's our show at?

[quartz ridge]

Once they start becoming the other variants they are heavily modified

[fading shuttle]

yes the 1 exception i mentioned

overwatch is all combine forces

[quartz ridge]

Grer

Hecu betta

[solar obsidian]

maybe hes sleeping?

[quartz ridge]

Black ops assassin

[edgy abyss]

Dang...

[fading shuttle]

so whats supposed to happen?

[edgy abyss]

[solar obsidian]

tomfoolery

[fading shuttle]

am i finally getting banned?

took long enough

[quartz ridge]

We've got hostiles!!!

[fading shuttle]

if the hecu was so good

why did they all die

[quartz ridge]

Plot armor

[quartz ridge]

If freeman didnt have plot armor it would have gone down differently

[fading shuttle]

why dont they exist after half life 1

because combine better

[quartz ridge]

Aliens

[quartz ridge]

Alien lover...

[livid pond]

lets goooooooo

[quartz ridge]

Hecu were true patriots

[fading shuttle]

its accessible already?

[quartz ridge]

Unlike combine who simply want to mine the earth to destruction

[fading shuttle]

cant wait until the crackers get to work

[solar obsidian]

looks wack

[quartz ridge]

If the combine are so good how did the citadel get blown up....

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/trolling-anime-me-after-a-long-day-gif-25970094

[quartz ridge]

What happened to city 17 alex...

[fading shuttle]

plot armor

[quartz ridge]

Nuh uh

[quartz ridge]

Barny calhoun is the real hero

[fading shuttle]

if the hecu were so good why didnt the remnants that escaped black mesa beat the combine

[quartz ridge]

Hunt down the freeman :

You fucked up my face.. .

[fading shuttle]

i am blocking you for bringing up hunt down the freeman into this argument

something something

[slender rock]

Shiey uploaded next part of his travels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usiT3sYp_VA

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-blocked-superiority-complex-thanos-gif-22859838

[solar obsidian]

hunt down these bitches

[dreamy flax]

@austere shadow (kemek) has been muted for 7 days for reason: The council has decided, the recent memes of you were too much and over the line. This is your last one, next is permanent.

[weak jackal]

I TOLD THEM

[edgy abyss]

[weak jackal]

I WARNED THEm

[edgy abyss]

IT FINALY DROPPED

[weak jackal]

THE COCKROACH TORTURE WAS THE FINAL STRAW

[fading shuttle]

lets gooooo

[slender rock]

why

[inland jackal]

Did dude send the cockroach getting torched?

[edgy abyss]

Some one post the Dragon Ball meme of the monkey laughing

[slender rock]

Yeast infection glaore

🤮

[weak jackal]

it was like 30 roaches with various torture devices

https://twitter.com/lindawg/status/1691844395362844681

THE lusty argonian maid (@lindawg)

yo this place is lowkey playing bangers

Likes

24077

Retweets

2685

Twitter · Aug 16, 2023, 4:08 PM

[slender rock]

💀

[solar obsidian]

if it was mosquitos, people wouldnt mind. society.

[slender rock]

I hate roaches

[weak jackal]

i'm scare

[slender rock]

American Roach can fly, not well, but they have wings under the wing case

[lunar brook]

Its me, i sent you heart emojis

[fading shuttle]

leak the dms

[inland jackal]

Jesus.

[slender rock]

NEVER

[fading shuttle]

i mean its roaches, they deserve it

[steady trellis]

It also was politically and racially charged

so

get fucked

[slender rock]

german and american roaches are disgusting

they ruin eletronics

[fading shuttle]

serbian roaches are awful, romanian ones are alright

[slender rock]

get inside and roach piss destroys boards

[inland jackal]

WOOOO TORTURING ROACHES IN THE NAME OF POLITICS!

[heavy peak]

Ofc now y'all have to talk about roaches

[slender rock]

the fuck

[solar obsidian]

roach politics

[grim sluice]

The CEO doesn't think the port is overpriced

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/kowalski-put-good-memes-memes-put-memes-shut-up-gif-17411149

[fading shuttle]

when chat talks about cockroaches

[inland jackal]

Aussie roaches are just vibin

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[solar obsidian]

no

[fallow trellis]

this goes hard

[slender rock]

I am talking about actual insects being bad for health and your electronics goddamn

[fading shuttle]

my meme wells are dry

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/splash-water-bucket-throw-water-splash-water-put-out-fire-gif-21357151

[edgy abyss]

MAYBE THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO FIX YOUR ELECTRONICS BUT ARE JUST BAD AT IT?!

[slender rock]

They wouldn't piss on it now would they?

😠

[fallow trellis]

growing up with rhythm games this word scares me ||good||

[inland jackal]

All I have is a meme about an obscure game. Take it or leave it

[weak jackal]

bpm

[quartz ridge]

Literally me

[edgy abyss]

boners per minute

[weak jackal]

big penis morbius

[quartz ridge]

I hate roaches

[slender rock]

thank you

yes

[quartz ridge]

I have a elepitcal in my garage

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/morbius-morb-nation-morbius-sweep-its-morbin-time-gif-25781394

[quartz ridge]

And theres a dead one in the

Little baskets

[slender rock]

aaaaaaaa

[solar obsidian]

its sleepin' time

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/evangelion-rei-rei-ayanami-ayanami-neon-genesis-evangelion-gif-23726290

[slender rock]

fucked up thing, the city during the peak of covid, they stopped having the sewage comp doing the spraying and managment of pests

so now the roach population boomed

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/flanders-nighty-night-the-simpsons-goodnight-smother-gif-11548515

[slender rock]

like gee thanks

[weak jackal]

i'm going to sleep too

[lusty sonnet]

[slender rock]

WE NEEDED MORE ROACHES FUCKING ABOUT I GUESS

aaaaaaaaaa

[edgy abyss]

look in rule34 i guess?

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/BS_artsss/status/1692286442805105040

Taters Ash(TALYN #2) (@BS_artsss)

Life is hard at camp for tav when Lae'zel and Karlach are just there looking hot #BaldursGate3

Likes

262

Twitter · Aug 17, 2023, 9:25 PM

[slender rock]

NO

[weak jackal]

last post before beddy bies

[weak jackal]

@quartz saffron baldurs gang 3

[slender rock]

why would you even say that grim

wtf

aaaaaaaaaa

[weak jackal]

only 1 roach is worth caring about

Rick hardshell

[weak jackal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkxGaXRWIAEGydq?format=jpg&name=900x900

[slender rock]

The only roach that matters is one that was in the OG mw2

[inland jackal]

I post a meme about a fucking rhythm game and they already got on the topic of dicks smh my head

[slender rock]

👀

[edgy abyss]

YOU ASKED FOR IT

[weak jackal]

my drow getting racismed for the 30th time that hour "Huh neato, anyway"

[slender rock]

australian expression for "friend"

[slender rock]

[edgy abyss]

which word?

[slender rock]

grim I hope you have a great day that somehow exceeds your expectations

[lunar brook]

fren

[slender rock]

"mate" clearly

[edgy abyss]

Not if I have anything to say about it

[slender rock]

NO YOU WILL HAVE A ONE HECCIN GOOD TIME AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT!

[edgy abyss]

Make me

[slender rock]

IT has been done, the will the universe has been set in motion

you can't stop it.

[inland jackal]

You know 'cunt' exists right?

[edgy abyss]

oh yea?

[slender rock]

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/mc-hammer-stop-hammer-time-cant-touch-this-super-freak-hip-hop-gif-24612402

[slender rock]

ye

[edgy abyss]

it's been stopped

[inland jackal]

You can stop a lot of things if you just beat it with a hammer

[slender rock]

Nope that's not gonna prevent the good day filled with serotonin

[edgy abyss]

Mc Hammer can stop anything. There is NO FORCE IN THE UNIVERSE that can defy his shoot pants

or what ever the fuck they are called

[slender rock]

MC hammer has no effect here, because I made it up to be so. also, parachute pants, which I still don't get...

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-lord-of-the-rings-theoden-king-of-rohan-you-have-no-power-here-gif-4952489

[slender rock]

it was the early 80s so, idk cocaine is helluva drug back then

[slender rock]

doubt

[edgy abyss]

[slender rock]

Still you'll have a damn good sleep and an excellent day tomorrow 😄

gonna feel energized, take on the world, and nothing will stop your stride

[inland jackal]

man. I woke up on a friday. Now I gotta do furry shit (cyber security courses )

[edgy abyss]

I won't. I had an argument with my boss today about my pay. So now I'm gonna work for as much as he pays me

and he can go fuck himself

[slender rock]

how long had you been working for him?

[edgy abyss]

6 years

[slender rock]

geez

[quartz ridge]

Work as much as you get paid

Minimum work for Minimum wage

[inland jackal]

Fucking hell and they wonder why they have a worker shortage

[edgy abyss]

that's what I'm gonna do

[slender rock]

6 years I would think would have shown you've dedicated enough... hell 3 years is the standard limit sometimes

idk

[edgy abyss]

gonna figure out how many vacation days I have and take 'em all

[slender rock]

lol

[edgy abyss]

and look for a new job

[rancid iris]

[inland jackal]

Get the job, put in the two weeks notice, use the vacation days. 😎
Fuck you boss lol

[edgy abyss]

that's the plan

[rancid iris]

6 years is wild though

i leave if i don’t get a pay raise in a year

i know my work worth

not sticking around if they won’t recognize what i bring to the table

[swift scarab]

Who wants the Nokia headset for $104

[inland jackal]

I wonder when these employers will realize that people aren't putting up with their shit any more

[atomic pewter]

Only one ear, cring

[inland jackal]

Brooo. The invincible headset

[rancid iris]

they already have, they’re fuckin panicking to hire people lmao

[slender rock]

only if it sounds like 80s phone speaker

[swift scarab]

Real

[inland jackal]

No they haven't. They're gonna need a few more rounds of that until they actually learn

[slender rock]

lofi enjoyer

[inland jackal]

That's something I've learnt from all these work horror stories. It's that shitty employers need it drilled into their head before they learn

[rancid iris]

idk where i live they are desperate to hire regardless of pay

shit for my current job i talked them up an extra 7 dollars an hour cuz they needed me too bad

[slender rock]

then they turn into landlords with god complexes

[swift scarab]

The Taco Bell I used to work at when covid was still bad had the base salary at $10 an hour

[slender rock]

ego inflated more than all the tates, elons combined

[edgy abyss]

That's technically my second work place so I'm still fairly new

and I still kind of trusted my boss to have my interests

fuck me I guess

[grim sluice]

Yeah I hear that, but none of my colleagues are getting any damn contracts in the sciences.

[rancid iris]

i was just speaking for where i live i spose

[inland jackal]

Sounds about right

[grim sluice]

I do hear the same scramble, but its for shit like dishwashers.

[smoky cipher]

It’s because no one wants to work, my local McDonald’s is giving a base salary of $20 an hour

[rancid iris]

everywhere here in texas they’re willing to raise ur base salary just to have u working there

most warehouse jobs here went from like 14 dollars an hour to over 30 just cuz of no one wanting to work

[inland jackal]

Bro. That's more than mine is paying me now. and we have a decent minimum wage

[rancid iris]

i do graveyard shift warehouse work and i make 42 an hour

no college degree btw

no college degree needed rather

[smoky cipher]

I work in a bread making factory for $32 an hour + a bonus for being forklift certified, never going to college waste of my time and money.

[inland jackal]

I mean. Yeah. I wouldn't wanna go to college either with those fucking prices

[rancid iris]

the worth of going to college has literally disappeared

[zealous elm]

bruh here the minimum wage is ~400€ a month yall make that shit in 2 days

[rancid iris]

unless you have a full ride scholarship theres no point to go to college

[quartz ridge]

Kid named gender studies

Its so fucking weird what colleges and universities have become

[smoky cipher]

what a worthless degree

[quartz ridge]

Its like a ponzy scheme

[rancid iris]

at the end of this year i think i’m going to look into becoming an ATC too

[quartz ridge]

Say cool words to pilots

[inland jackal]

There's no way that's an actual thing you can study over there

[quartz ridge]

Should be an easy job

[smoky cipher]

Yup

[quartz ridge]

Unironically

[rancid iris]

cuz the requirements for that are literally just “Be a US citizen, Have a highschool diploma, be under 30”

that’s it

[inland jackal]

Bro

[quartz ridge]

California

All i gotta say

[inland jackal]

I swear we learn about genders first thing when we're in school. He's a boy, she's a girl. What the fuck?

[quartz ridge]

They hang up pride stuff in middle schools and high schools now too

[smoky cipher]

Bro just look up American politics it’s so fucked

[inland jackal]

Fair point

[zealous elm]

its probably just browsing twitter all week

[quartz ridge]

Its a scak

Scam

[zealous elm]

what

[quartz ridge]

Yeah they di

Do

My cousin whos a junior showed a pic of it

[inland jackal]

It's not a class on genders. It's a class on scrolling Twitter

[smoky cipher]

Thank god I’m out, I’m having my kids go to private school

[zealous elm]

if you do that anywhere else theyll just beat you up lmao

[quartz ridge]

He said it was the month before pride month

They hung it up because they would have break during pride month

Didnt tell parents or anything

[inland jackal]

Oh. Cool. Anyway. What the fuck is up with cockroaches

I'm starting that conversation again

[quartz ridge]

I hate em

Roundhouse kick a roach

[smoky cipher]

Flamethrower them

[inland jackal]

I would but I don't like holes in the drywall

[zealous elm]

didnt they have an election or something a few weeks ago?

[quartz ridge]

Unironically my twin sister is afraid of bugs

She always yells for me to come and kill a bug for her

[inland jackal]

That's... Not what I meant but okay

[quartz ridge]

Stupid cat aint doing his job

[smoky cipher]

I use a 12g buckshot for roaches

[grim sluice]

Real. I went with the sciences and most of my mates can't find shit. They keep importing paki engineers.

[quartz ridge]

Kid named steel birdshot

[zealous elm]

why would the cat eat cockroaches they probably taste like shit

[quartz ridge]

Unironically i am also going for a engineering related job

[inland jackal]

I like dragon's breath better

[quartz ridge]

No like bugs in general

Cockroachs i stomp em

All the engineers i know are Pakistanis

Except for like 2 white dudes

[smoky cipher]

Roaches in my house time to nuke that mf

[tranquil basalt]

You gotta use ranch dressing for wasps

Send them to the ranch dimension

[zealous elm]

im more of a paint chugger than a cricket eater tbh

[slender rock]

oh god my dipshit of a housemate set up an smoke alarm in his room

[inland jackal]

Finally. Now the whole train's gotten off at this one station. I can sit down now

[slender rock]

same motherfucker that burnt down another place

[smoky cipher]

That’s why they survived the nukes in fallout

[slender rock]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

cat

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439519603459227661/1141855915872628756/video_2023-08-17_23-04-49.mp4

[swift scarab]

Man my skin looks like shit

[slender rock]

cat x2

[smoky cipher]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/835870618422870057/923433053458665502/ezgif.com-gif-maker_11.gif

[inland jackal]

You know what? Based.

[zealous elm]

train speaker: the next station is detroit, this train terminates here, thank you for using public transport goodbye!

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-no-no-no-tanklorde-gif-25785566

[grim sluice]

He is just speaking the truth. Once something is on the internet, it's not yours anymore.

[zealous elm]

https://tenor.com/view/based-kneel-dark-souls-gif-24182729

[inland jackal]

To be fair. Nothing is yours anymore whether you buy it or make it

[swift scarab]

I’m not even a minority I’m just unhealthy

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/what-why-huh-steve-harvey-confused-gif-17449734

[smoky cipher]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791787991265050624/1032439027867074610/image0-43.gif

[zealous elm]

maybe rubbing all that americium 241 on your skin wasnt so healthy after all

[inland jackal]

It's funny cause every friday I go to a cyber security course instead of school. And the train is always packed. And then we get to one station, and all of a sudden the entire train is practically empty.

[swift scarab]

The smoke detectors give me strength

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K-hRtHhvvQ

[smoky cipher]

My smoke detectors don’t work

[slender rock]

oh god

[swift scarab]

Anyways this one small scar on my finger is pissed off for whatever reason

[zealous elm]

noone wants to go close to the cyber security students

[slender rock]

the clawman is eaiting pet food

[zealous elm]

they just leave

[swift scarab]

CoD players

[inland jackal]

[rancid iris]

wdym that’s league players

[swift scarab]

Nah m8 it’s Siege players

[rancid iris]

nah nah that’s rocket league players

[slender rock]

regret

[inland jackal]

Average gamma gamer

[rancid iris]

gamma has never made me mad actually

[swift scarab]

No way it’s clearly invictus players (the ones that don’t cheat)

[inland jackal]

Yeah.

[rancid iris]

No, what it really is, is overwatch players

[swift scarab]

Never forget the orange name says

[swift scarab]

Overwatch 2 steam players

[smoky cipher]

We all got it tho

[slender rock]

gamma doesn't bring anger just... you feel more empty inside when you get jumped by a CHIMERA near the exits

[swift scarab]

True, but it won’t mean much to new people cause no funni color or role anymore

Cause the new people ruined it

[rancid iris]

the only time i’ve been close to rage at gamma is when i was in the middle of a really good ironman and ran into an IED that I fucking set up so it wasn’t even gamma’s fault, i just have a fuckin staircase for a forehead

true

[slender rock]

bphahahaa

[swift scarab]

Reminder that due to how stairs work in csgo that if they’re steep enough you can outrun the explosion from the bomb

[inland jackal]

I've literally never used IEDs

[smoky cipher]

The dunking on people who cheated was amazing, I love that screenshot.

[swift scarab]

IEDs are for the people that know exactly how the pathing works

Or the insane

[rancid iris]

i love ieds

i set them when i do miracle machine for the rat burer that spawns

[slender rock]

I sold the one I found to... Sid or the farm trader/csky farm thing

[swift scarab]

Helps a lot considering they get given to you as rewards for quests on occasion

[rancid iris]

or for brain scorcher too

the monolith have set spawns and pathes

you just set the place to fuckin blow

[swift scarab]

Infantry Landmine + Powder Can = Success

[rancid iris]

with ieds along the way

best way to do brain scorcher interior imo

[smoky cipher]

The question is have you kill a black chimera with an IED?

[swift scarab]

Only issue with BS landmine strat is having enough time to both place the mines and still manage to turn off the scorcher

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/house-explosion-explode-boom-kaboom-gif-19506150
"For the monolith!" click well shi-

[swift scarab]

To this day I still don’t know where this gif is from

[rancid iris]

i never have an issue setting it up

idk i speedrun bs though

by the time i get to scorcher im normally ready for sarco lol

just the way i play

[lament vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/902572229320122429/1141746142971969686/internet_chad_bomb.mp4

[swift scarab]

I’m usually fat and slow by BS time so I always have to run for my life just to not die

[rancid iris]

lmao

[swift scarab]

However

[glad carbon]

[swift scarab]

Epinephrine my beloved

[rancid iris]

honestly ive been enjoying my invictus attempts lately

my hobo phase is ending quicker and quicker

[smoky cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/salem-saberhagen-salem-the-cat-sabrina-the-teenage-witch-cat-kitten-gif-17779203

[rancid iris]

think im close to a run end here in a bit

[smoky cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-the-cat-he-dance-he-dance-gif-24077288

[swift scarab]

Just got 16pc boneless chicken from Walmart for $10

We back

[rancid iris]

W

[smoky cipher]

W

[swift scarab]

(I will proceed to shit myself upon consumption)

[smoky cipher]

A very hard poo

[slender rock]

probably have a doc check that out

uhm

[swift scarab]

Nah more like liquid satan

Walmart does that to you

[slender rock]

reverse of that mate

[swift scarab]

Same for Taco Bell

And chipotle

[smoky cipher]

Would you let a doctor look at your asshole?

[slender rock]

if you're constantly shiiting yourself

you might need some professional help

👍

[rancid iris]

noted

[smoky cipher]

I’d rather die then let one of those communist bastards look at my asshole

[slender rock]

👍

[rancid iris]

especially if you’re paying THEM to look at it

they better be paying me

[smoky cipher]

That’s why I conceal carry at the doctors office, they won’t catch me slipping

[rancid iris]

lmao

[slender rock]

[earnest briar]

read a book instead

[glad carbon]

would you?

[smoky cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-gun-suspense-meme-gif-26303307

Me and my doctor after an appointment

[rancid iris]

not the raging bull

357 magnum

[smoky cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-meme-go-cry-about-it-elmo-dies-elmo-fire-jet-engine-gif-23926276

I have a lot of Elmo shit

[smoky cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-sesame-street-elmos-song-gif-25744146

[slender rock]

✨

[smoky cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-elmos-gonna-dance-for-the-motherland-russia-dance-moves-gif-16839435

[smoky cipher]

Guns shoot Star’s not bullets

[slender rock]

it's dragoons bref breh

[smoky cipher]

Dragon’s breath coming out of a smg?

[slender rock]

yes

we're trying new things, expanding our options if you will

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1040415733374533675/1123620835945627738/goews_hard.gif

rivet aint even bad doe...

[smoky cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/swag-cool-rich-walking-drip-gif-15996636

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/rivet-gif-21346513

[swift scarab]

Not this again

[fading shuttle]

dont worry im going to bed now

bye

[swift scarab]

Good

[fading shuttle]

i will begin my shit again in 7 hours

[swift scarab]

Timer set

(it is not)

[smoky cipher]

What is that even from?

[swift scarab]

Newest Ratchet and Clank game

[fading shuttle]

ratchet and clank rift apart

[swift scarab]

What he said

[smoky cipher]

[swift scarab]

Aka the secondary main character that caused the porn community to fucking explode with art when her only screentime at the time was like 3 seconds in the trailer

[fading shuttle]

yes

[glad carbon]

yeah

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/smug-rivet-ratchet-and-clank-rift-apart-gif-22623532

crazy how that happened

[swift scarab]

One can only guess why

[swift scarab]

Would

[smoky cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/thurston-waffles-eyes-glow-gif-21980929

r34 artistes when any mildly attractive new female character comes out

[slender rock]

[smoky cipher]

[slender rock]

[smoky cipher]

Probably better than my white monster addiction

[fading shuttle]

I should go and get a monster tomorrow

[swift scarab]

The arcades around here still have them

Movie theaters too

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/fUslFNeY5Io

The classic meme video

[smoky cipher]

[swift scarab]

Accurate reaction

[smoky cipher]

I’m sorry but I’m a normal person

I like the title tho

[fading shuttle]

You don't belong here

[swift scarab]

Normal is subjective

[smoky cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-does-it-look-like-i-care-gif-25645800

[smoky cipher]

That’s true

[smoky cipher]

That looks horrible

[slender rock]

oh yeah?

hmm

[smoky cipher]

No

Don’t do it

[slender rock]

the recoil on this though

[smoky cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-the-frog-hanging-kill-gif-13667568

[swift scarab]

What round size even is that

12.7x Something?

[smoky cipher]

Looks like 20mm

[swift scarab]

Damn

[slender rock]

when you have a pal that can "WELD"

[smoky cipher]

Give me a minute let me find one

[sage otter]

As a welder, this hurts to see

[swift scarab]

If it’ll shoot at least once, it’s good enough

[swift scarab]

That one isn’t half bad compared to the others

[smoky cipher]

It gets worse the more you look

[swift scarab]

Now THAT one is bad

[sage otter]

I'd take the last one over the first

[swift scarab]

At least it looks like they tried to make it normal

[smoky cipher]

It’s an AK that is disguised as a AR

[swift scarab]

I’ve heard worse

That, for example

[smoky cipher]

That rear sight isn’t gonna hold zero at all

[swift scarab]

As if they’d be aiming down the sights in the first place

The bean gun

Perfection

[smoky cipher]

Why would they do that to a ruger 10-22

[swift scarab]

Science

It’s like those videos of people who fill a hole in a chair with completely random shit

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The fuck is that

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Or their car with ramen

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Hatred

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M1911 turned into carbine?

I don’t even know

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Why do you have two angles, like you are in the room?

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Hipower with an AR lower

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Hatred

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with a 9mm conversion magwell

and a fucking reddot aimpoint on the back

oh

slide has "ruger p90"

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It’d look relatively fine if it didn’t have that godforsaken sight on the back

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Chat, who did it better?

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I’m surprised Brandon Herrera hasn’t seen that thing

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/989306640819978240/1141833867460890704/images.png

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he's too busy crying about two aussies make jokes on him apparently

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lol

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Alex and Alexa boyboy did a video with him

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Lmao

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The ultimate extended mag

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the ones who framed him as not caring about school shootings?

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He seems like such a cunt

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and they basically said, we don't have school shooting in ausland

eh

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/989306640819978240/1141832681584336976/E1sIi0MXMAM2ceL.jpg

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I found it being more of a joke dig

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they sent kid shaped targets to him without even telling him

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M16zi

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they didnt frame him as that, he was asked about it and he just brushed it off and they brought it up

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Aussies man