🎪bruh-fart

[strong eagle]

Elaborate.

[steady trellis]

context, severity, time, amount and don't forget mood of the current Mod

[ruby minnow]

The government is opressing drunk drivers

[final cedar]

don't be ridiculous, this would mean that the attack was a planned excuse to start a decades long war on terrorism for the sole purpose of fueling the MIC or something. This would never happen in the real world

[strong eagle]

That's a weird way to enforce a policy but I already followed it before pronouns became "pohlitical" issues.

[weak jackal]

america would never just start shit for personal gain

imagine

[undone wave]

Wholesome Lockmart would never engage in war profiteering

[strong eagle]

Ok, thank u

[ruby minnow]

CIA wouldn't overthrow any governments what are you talking about

[undone wave]

Mood of the current mod

[haughty elbow]

It was also to limit freedoms of the people and give the government way more power due to “terrorists”

[ruby minnow]

its alex jones in here

[weak jackal]

hey its me alex

the

the frogs

[ruby minnow]

the fros are gay

[undone wave]

Nothing bad could result from something called The Patriot Act

[ruby minnow]

no i did not misspell that

[undone wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/873328170848387125/1141099392967905411/caption.gif

[strong eagle]

Did bro just forget moderators have things to do outside Discord and different things influence how they act?

[undone wave]

I just say that because I've been on the receiving end of it once

[quartz ridge]

Dude aldo muted me for a day for saying

[undone wave]

I was a little too silly in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[quartz ridge]

" i dont agree with poltical ideologies that will kill me for wrong think "

[strong eagle]

Bro, it wasn't the woman bro, I just wanted to see Beef taco 😦

Why can't I enjoy videos of Beef Taco MRE rations in peace?

[undone wave]

It's like the Israeli Cat girl military propaganda

[wispy warren]

Guys

Booba

[undone wave]

Recruiters in high schools like
We have e-girls

[strong eagle]

Bro e-girls are the last reason any one would join the army.

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiryu-kiryu-typing-boobs-boobs-kiryu-kazuma-gif-22862523

[grim wren]

i trolled too much

[ruby minnow]

unfortunate

[final cedar]

Yeah right. Next you gonna tell me they'd flood low income areas with highly addictive drugs to finance revolutionary armies throughout the world and at the same time fuel a system of modern slavery based on private for profit prisons?

[undone wave]

Deer use their sense of smell so the real meta is to drench it in deer piss

[solar obsidian]

keep yourself safe 🤝

[grim wren]

got too racist sent brainfart

how far can i be exiled

[fading shuttle]

dont worry, you can be as racist as you want here

[undone wave]

Not my government

[grim wren]

can i past brainfart

[undone wave]

[grim wren]

FR?

[fading shuttle]

yeh

[grim wren]

say ong

[undone wave]

Give it a try

[fading shuttle]

ong

[grim wren]

let me check for n words on the discord search bar

[solar obsidian]

[undone wave]

[grim wren]

?????????????

based

[solar obsidian]

[undone wave]

[grim wren]

how did they get past that lmfao

what

afk

[solar obsidian]

2 with 1 stone

[fading shuttle]

check without the hard r

[steady trellis]

room temp IQ makes it easy for us i guess

maja too?

[undone wave]

[steady trellis]

awesome

[undone wave]

[solar obsidian]

[undone wave]

[steady trellis]

3

[wild urchin]

[fading shuttle]

[undone wave]

[mint mist]

what

[wispy warren]

what does mean when you have Brainfart Exile role?

[undone wave]

Keine N-wörter

[strong eagle]

FACT: if you complete basic training, you will receive a sign-in bonus.

Not only you get FREE healthcare for yourself during your time in the armed forces but so does your family and you get to keep it after your time in-service, VA health care is free and any military veteran can sign on it, for free.

If you get deployed somewhere outside the US of A. Fun best fact, you ain't getting taxed, you can legally evade taxes if you are deployed somewhere else in the army.

You litterally can get a Pension from the VA (Veteran's association), so yes, free money, is not much, it's a pension not a paycheck but money is money.

So e-girls aren't the real reason you wanna join the army.

[fading shuttle]

permabanned

[solar obsidian]

can only chat in #🎪bruh-fart

[mint mist]

ewwwwwww

[undone wave]

[steady trellis]

aight let me get the mutes done

[undone wave]

[wispy warren]

my reaction to that (im praying for u to kys)

[ruby minnow]

maja and the other guy will get muted because they searched the n word?

[fading shuttle]

yes

[modest shoal]

yes because you're not allowed to even think it

[ruby minnow]

that's the most bullshit reason for a mute i've ever seen

[undone wave]

Mods mute this guy i know he thought about it

[fading shuttle]

only one thing on my mind

[hollow fog]

welcome to discord

[fading shuttle]

one word

[undone wave]

Kill him with hammers

[modest shoal]

what if they were black then can they search it ?

[strong eagle]

I was muted on another server because I tried debating to a moderator that the USA can't just dictate to another country that it should go to shit.

[grim wren]

still here and still a racer

[final cedar]

Mr electric why are we still not using ripbozo

[undone wave]

Slur discourse

[steady trellis]

think again

like, really try

[strong eagle]

So yeah, what did I learn? Germans will abuse their power.

[undone wave]

They're getting promoted to moderators instead

[modest shoal]

oh no he's being cryptic again

[undone wave]

Passed the required racism test

[final cedar]

maja muting themselves

[strong eagle]

Basically don't do stupid shit

That stupid shit being posting screenshot of N-worde

[undone wave]

Sodaaaaaaaa

[steady trellis]

ayyy one person is smarter than bread

[strong eagle]

You can search for it, but you can't repost it

[steady trellis]

👏

[undone wave]

Oh mein gott zis is ein dissenkorden full of N-Wörter

[ruby minnow]

oh so this is like n word in a meme kind of situation

[steady trellis]

yes

[ruby minnow]

well still doesn't change the fact that its a really bad reason

[modest shoal]

not up for debate sorry, your party has been banned to protect democracy

[undone wave]

Do you guys think 9/11 happened in the Grappler Baki universe?
They have George Bush

[steady trellis]

neither does it change the stupidity to post it

anyway

IDs

[round cypress]

really fighting for the last bastion of your discord civil rights in #🎪bruh-fart

[modest shoal]

any hill is a goal

[undone wave]

Civil rights is when you can't say racial slurs

[modest shoal]

yes

[ruby minnow]

oh man i remember the time when ivan got warned for a n word in a meme

[modest shoal]

words should not be legislatively banned, that's all

[ruby minnow]

a mod deleted the meme then he got muted for deleting the meme

[round cypress]

discord legislature

good lord that's sad

[strong eagle]

And you shouldn't call it "based"
Slurs aren't based @grim wren

[undone wave]

Mfs arguing for freeze peach in a fucking discord server

[round cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/run-scared-cat-funny-animals-lion-gif-14860781

[strong eagle]

You shouldn't call the N-word based.

[undone wave]

The 1st protects you from the government
Not Falco

[ruby minnow]

i'm hungry and i'm eepy my iq has dropped below 10

[plucky void]

it's based
on racism

[tulip ravine]

Hello chat

[strong eagle]

That also falls into the category of doing stupid shit.

[dreamy flax]

@mint mist (dpou) has been muted for 1 day for reason: You know the rules, yet you still had the idea to post the nword

[undone wave]

You know the rules and so do I

[ruby minnow]

its a 1 day skom is generous today

[dreamy flax]

@grim wren (mliliads) has been muted for 1 day for reason: Same goes to you, Nwords and other slurs aren't acceptable on this server

[strong eagle]

Based as in "I like that" not the Based of "having a specified object or material as its base or foundation or as its primary constituent"

[swift scarab]

Giant grasshopper

[undone wave]

Killer fish from Ohio

[strong eagle]

Friend him

[swift scarab]

He big

[steady trellis]

lapse of judgement, i understand

[quartz ridge]

Yes. What about the cars universe though their planes are sentient

[swift scarab]

They always jump and fly if you get too close

[final cedar]

rip maja

[swift scarab]

I had to zoom at max just for a good pic

[strong eagle]

Fine, the N-word is based, as in based in racism.

[strong eagle]

Friends are like snowflakes, they disappear when you pee on them.

[upper axle]

yknow i should have seen this one coming but like, how could i? it was camo'ed!

[steady trellis]

and the 3rd... was long ago and didnt go unnoticed... so that's off the table

[robust cove]

ohh, I missed the exile mute

[undone wave]

Floppa

[swift scarab]

Still don’t know what that song is and it bothers me

[ruby minnow]

i never thought somebody would make a dad joke in brainfart

[robust cove]

it's the

[swift scarab]

Ah yes my mistake

[strong eagle]

Enough shitposting about slurs people.

Let's mock Soviet engineering

[swift scarab]

🤝

[ruby minnow]

soviet engineering is great on aks

[swift scarab]

It sucks

[strong eagle]

What the fuck was the inventor thinking?

[robust cove]

that's about it tho

[ruby minnow]

yeah

[swift scarab]

AKs and their excessively extended family

[upper axle]

yea theres a reason a server i'm in has me basically tagged as "server dad", and it's not a sexual thing.

[robust cove]

that's just a coat-hanger

[strong eagle]

More like their inbred family.

[robust cove]

metro exodus moment

[swift scarab]

All the way down to those fat uncles you see at family reunions

[strong eagle]

Speaking of Metro like guns, I found the origin of the Duplet.

[robust cove]

that is beautiful, you better not be talking shit rn

[ruby minnow]

what

[swift scarab]

Commit die

[strong eagle]

Fun fact all of the 3 guns i posted were made by the same Motherfucker.

[robust cove]

MetroPenis-5

[ruby minnow]

i wish when i get conscripted into the army i get to use one of these

[swift scarab]

@steady trellis is this too offensive

[robust cove]

exactly, also grow giant muscles the moment you lift it up

[strong eagle]

Don't make me play these games.

[steady trellis]

jaysus please, put it away!

[robust cove]

[ruby minnow]

that's a bullbupped bullpup

[swift scarab]

NEVER

[robust cove]

[upper axle]

@ruby minnow so heres something funny about the dad thing: i deadass am a 35 year old single father in the body of a 22 year old in an unnatural amount of ways. it's to the point that for a large chunk of my time playing destiny 2, from season of the drifter until this year, i was in a clan entirely comprised of ACTUAL DADS, some of them in their late 40s. i vibe well with that crowd.

also i joined that clan at 17 and they thought i was like 26 for a solid 2 months after i joined because my age just never came up and they thought i was actually a dad or some shit.

[ruby minnow]

but probably not i will either never shoot or just shoot a g3

[swift scarab]

TLDR

https://tenor.com/view/fancy-big-chin-gif-25301755

[ruby minnow]

yeah bro nobody reading all that

[upper axle]

i'm STILL in that group btw, i just dont play d2.

[lusty sonnet]

Damn new reddit copy pasta dropped

[undone wave]

Bakas
An un-bullpupped AUG is just an AR-18

[upper axle]

the TLDR is that i've been in a gaming group of actual dads with families since i was 17 because of a large misunderstanding and they thought i was one of them for 2 months.

[upper axle]

at 17 i was already able to pass for a 30 year old single father.

[swift scarab]

Cool, I’m going back to raking the yard now

[strong eagle]

Don't worry too much, I censored it.

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-gif-24660602

[undone wave]

CAS mains after spending 300 dollars on a lineup

[ruby minnow]

man imagine tho if i actually get to shoot a pkm

[upper axle]

yea that's the reason i quit, NGL.

[undone wave]

I wanna shoot a PKM 🥺

[ruby minnow]

the dream is there but its hard to reach

[strong eagle]

PKM?

Bro

They updated OS my guy

[undone wave]

Without joining the Russian forces 🤮

[strong eagle]

I wanna shoot a PKP instead

[solar obsidian]

tablussy

[ruby minnow]

Turkey uses PKMs

but i don't want to go to Syria to shoot a PKM

[swift scarab]

Come to America

Where every firearm is available if you try hard enough

(Don’t)

[solar obsidian]

rough audience

[undone wave]

PKM is just an upside-down AK with a belt feed adapter

[ruby minnow]

no PKM is a fully automatic belt-fed mosin

[lusty sonnet]

@solar obsidian

[solar obsidian]

hey hey

[undone wave]

Uses the AK action tho
The Ultimate Rat blaster

[swift scarab]

My PKM is level 57 in cod

Is nice

[haughty elbow]

Anyone want another hot take?

[swift scarab]

No

[solar obsidian]

yes

[ruby minnow]

Yes

[swift scarab]

Darn

[undone wave]

PKM in H3VR when

[haughty elbow]

Alright

[swift scarab]

Mods

[undone wave]

Fair enough

Just hit over 100 installed

[final cedar]

by the time this take arrives it's probably room temp

[undone wave]

With like 85 active

[strong eagle]

To counter attack the Low tier god revolver is must deploy the Low tier god rifle

[undone wave]

Man licker 1895

[dense juniper]

guys

[final cedar]

what even

[ruby minnow]

btw Turkey's first word shouldn't be fear it should be don't

a fun fact

[final cedar]

not yet we russia

[undone wave]

🤓 but
Mannlicher
Is pronounced mahn-licher
With the Ch making a soft khhhh noise
Like the Cyrillic character х

[strong eagle]

NOBODY RESPECTS CYRILLIC. ITS B*LGARIAN INVENTION

[ruby minnow]

@fading shuttle

[fading shuttle]

ok

[final cedar]

it's acktchually pronounced "Manly chair licker"

[undone wave]

🤓

[final cedar]

you repeat the licker twice in german

[robust cove]

absolutely based

[strong eagle]

Wait a minute

I have to pussy out for a hot minute

[strong eagle]

My tummy hurts

😦

[undone wave]

[fading shuttle]

bulgarian illuminati got you again

[upper axle]

NGL it's probably a very strange blend of things that cause it, and i think a lot of it is carried by my voice, but some other shit definitely contributes.

[fading shuttle]

never insult our great nation

[solar obsidian]

war is hell

[undone wave]

Bulgarian opps secure another victory

[solar obsidian]

hmm?

[robust cove]

don't worry G I gave you one more for the road

[solar obsidian]

🫂

[undone wave]

Everyone say hello to Gniesbert

[solar obsidian]

hello Gniesbert

[robust cove]

I love his name so much

[final cedar]

why put dog in gas chamber

[robust cove]

he climbed into le pc case

[undone wave]

In einen PC geklettert

[lusty sonnet]

Man's typing an essay

[robust cove]

Gniesbert 😭

[final cedar]

[haughty elbow]

Personally, the PRIDE movement has gotten way out of hand these past decades. What started off as a normal movement in support for homosexual equality (which is completely fine) has turned into a sort of warmongering movement focused on gender identity, even alienating its own in some cases. What used to be a mostly peaceful movement has turned into a lot more belligerent LGBTQIABBQNOSNIA group that is made up of mostly fetishes. Worst of all is that they try to involve kids in it, with “Drag Queen Story Time” and so on. In most parts of the world , the original PRIDE movement steered clear of kids because of its sexual nature. Now it’s members are actively targeting minors, such as giving them puberty blockers or hormone/sex change therapy. Half of a minor’s existence is an abundance of hormones while going through puberty, why do people think it’s a good idea to try and stop/change that?

[undone wave]

Free him

[robust cove]

POLITICAL

[undone wave]

I ain't reading allat

[final cedar]

15 minutes of writing just to be hit with ♻️

[haughty elbow]

KILL HIM! KILL HIM NOW!

[undone wave]

Wah the gays hurt my feelings

[haughty elbow]

I like the gays

[robust cove]

fr

[undone wave]

Should have saved those 15 minutes

[undone wave]

My hot take is that you should always suck the strap

[final cedar]

could've already made a grinder account in that time

[lusty sonnet]

Got experience?

[undone wave]

Make grinder account
Local search
Married homophobic politicians

[final cedar]

I wish

having the gay sounds fun as heck

[undone wave]

[robust cove]

describing it like it's a cold or something

[haughty elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/otto-schnauzer-meme-cult-mini-schnauzer-gif-24972646

[robust cove]

15*

damn, been awhile since i got reacted, I think I need to take a break or something, I fell off

[oblique spire]

here

[solar obsidian]

where

[oblique spire]

post a funny

[undone wave]

For you

[oblique spire]

exactly

[undone wave]

Take it, it will give you strength

[oblique spire]

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/morbius-morbin-time-senator-armstrong-metal-gear-rising-raiden-metal-gear-gif-26061843

[solar obsidian]

dont be mean to that cute dog

[robust cove]

livin rent fuckin free the wee cunt, get a fockin job you twat

[lime dew]

(you're welcome 🥰)

[robust cove]

(I'll pay you later)

[oblique spire]

there my child

your kek

[robust cove]

ffs stop giving me pity keks

I DON'T WANT YOUR CHARITY

[strong eagle]

NO!!! not the Ratniks.

[oblique spire]

Tis not a pity kek

that meme was of highest quality

[strong eagle]

NO!!! Not the Ratniks.

Ohh wait sorry I sent it 2 times

[robust cove]

(I'll pay you later)

[oblique spire]

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/885094180920102935/1141416533084606554/11CC8896-2445-4E66-9CD5-5895CE301F70.mp4

[undone wave]

What'd he do?

[robust cove]

fart loud

idk somone explained it in #╟❓general-offtopic

[strong eagle]

The Turkish flag should be a picture of a Turkish ice cream man.

A red banner with the Muslim Crescent and star isn't even accurate to turkiye.

Everybody knows that Erdogan is not real Muslim, he is ISIS.

[quartz ridge]

[tame hazel]

stalker 2 when?

[robust cove]

In 2035 this is me the man Dev John Stalker

[devout hull]

December.

Plus potential delays.

[robust cove]

liar liar pant on fire

[tame hazel]

god, i hope so

[devout hull]

Can't wait for it to not run on my laptop.

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ae: Arabic (العربية)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

I love femboys

[solar obsidian]

[robust cove]

wtf Delight

[solar obsidian]

translated name

[devout hull]

Seems legit.

[robust cove]

trying to learn how to describe your passion in every language possible you mean?

[solar obsidian]

🖕

[tame hazel]

lmfao

[robust cove]

[devout hull]

Look, if someone wants to rail Mwadi, just let them rail Mwadi.

[solar obsidian]

right here, officer

[oblique spire]

Madi is a minor

[devout hull]

Addendum: As long as they are 16-17

[oblique spire]

[robust cove]

you are getting arrested

[quartz ridge]

Why is madi allowed in brainfart

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bBJBZ.gif

[solar obsidian]

cuz he lied his age to discord

[robust cove]

that's the russina discord

doscord

[lusty sonnet]

the new ship is delight and madirex

[quartz ridge]

Who doesnt? I am currently like 89 years according to discord

[robust cove]

I will kill you

[robust cove]

only ships allowed on this server are warships

[lusty sonnet]

oh it's a warship alright

[final cedar]

and hardships

[solar obsidian]

friendships

[robust cove]

[lusty sonnet]

@grizzled meadowoggi alle

[oblique spire]

guys 1945 is like 2 years away

[quartz ridge]

Wor(

[oblique spire]

I can't wait to see the new oppenheimer show

[robust cove]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[devout hull]

[quartz ridge]

It's Oppenheimer time

[upper axle]

good news folks! earlier i was momentarily lamenting that i dont own quake 2 because i want to play the new remaster, but WOULDNT YOU KNOW IT, i have the game on GOG and forgot!

quake time 😎

[robust cove]

ruh roh

[robust cove]

hell ye

[oblique spire]

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/DLDV-3c2EQA

[solar obsidian]

[spiral raven]

huh

[spiral raven]

what

[robust cove]

the joke is right there

[devout hull]

Yeah, I know.

[robust cove]

just think

[devout hull]

Hey, @robust cove?

[robust cove]

yeeeesss

[devout hull]

Fuck you.

[robust cove]

when

[devout hull]

Now.

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-rage-mad-when-someone-types-in-lower-case-capitalists-gif-17187922

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/now-that-i-think-about-it-guy-with-lightning-now-that-i-think-about-it-that-black-guy-with-the-lightning-makes-a-good-point-gif-24607318

[robust cove]

say less

[devout hull]

N-

[odd sail]

-ickel

[robust cove]

esquik chocolate cereal

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/get-this-man-a-shield-get-this-man-a-true-morgan-freeman-morgan-freeman-true-gif-25958604

[robust cove]

prob ♻️ tbh

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/QmZFxAqZKuU

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/tShzABQSow4

[robust cove]

I swear he was holding in laughter bruh, look how he ate his own lips

[uncut obsidian]

[devout hull]

Playing C:DDA. My character currently has a mace on his belt, rapier in his scabbard, 50 round armor piercing pistol and a 5 round massive fuck off magnum and 2 grenades in his vest.

Also a SCAR-H strapped on his front. And 6 throwing knives.

[robust cove]

damn I want to live there irl

[robust cove]

stop making me want happiness. Also pog for building on a mountain, I'm a highlander myself

[uncut obsidian]

these aren't mine, this is on a server

[robust cove]

ahhh, still cool

wait, show me your house then tf

[uncut obsidian]

not done yet

[robust cove]

better post when it's done then smh

@heavy peak

[solar obsidian]

did u build this?

[uncut obsidian]

look up

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/look-up-scared-willem-dafoe-gif-17761333

where?

[robust cove]

up there

[solar obsidian]

ah, found it - #🎪bruh-fart message

[heavy peak]

♻️

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1048761167025283133/1141446377050747023/RPReplay_Final1692046481.mov

[robust cove]

I will have to kill someone because of this now, hope you're happy

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/ill-allow-it-gif-9328164

[robust cove]

[uncut obsidian]

literally

[carmine crown]

acceptable ♻️

[robust cove]

I'm happy they made them even scarier now, shit sounds like a fucking alien about to jump at you

[robust cove]

Also, I can relate to the "eating a potato bcs I'm scared "

[uncut obsidian]

it's scarier because of the sounds mod i installed

i. e. sounds physics (like reverb in caves), ambient noises and footstepts

[robust cove]

Yeah, I figured you also use a sound mod, sounds wayyy more ambient

@oblique spire

[uncut obsidian]

@robust cove listen to this on high volume

[robust cove]

Bruh I could never, my child mind would kick in, and I would feel like Herobrine is about to pop out from behind a corner at any moment

[uncut obsidian]

OH RIGHT

thanks for the idea

[robust cove]

[uncut obsidian]

i know a mod exactly for that

[robust cove]

you are dangerous to play games with

[uncut obsidian]

@robust cove https://youtu.be/3E8l27b7ynA

this mod is genious

well, datapack, but still

[sage otter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/300006770045353995/1141346097923624970/image0.jpg

[robust cove]

I would kill anyone who added that to a server without telling anyone. Dew it

unless you can't lol

[ruby minnow]

Serial killer

[strong eagle]

.....

If you remove all the fur I think the creature might be 500 calories.

Am I correct?

[fading shuttle]

he is a serial killer

[strong eagle]

You got the wrong guy

I am a sociopath not a psychopath.

[fading shuttle]

he uses his charm to kill

we arent talking about you

you have neither charm nor skill

[strong eagle]

I have gun

Do you?

[fading shuttle]

yeh, theres a over and under in the dresser in my house

[robust cove]

He has commited genocide in Chechnya and many other crimes against humanity

[strong eagle]

Hear me out

Just

What if

They are the same

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/big-bad-wolf-three-little-pigs-salivating-mouthwatering-gif-11189610

[fading shuttle]

here i go again

[strong eagle]

Do a pistol round.

[final cedar]

hot dog man got filtered by brain scorcher

[fading shuttle]

dont have the space for me to remove my gear, and i have a quest to kill with the ppsh

[strong eagle]

The image for Prigozhin is actually cropped, for good reason.

[strong eagle]

Damn, sad

[final cedar]

what reason

[fading shuttle]

i love going with the mauser, good fun

[final cedar]

hwat

[strong eagle]

The man has fallen from grace

[final cedar]

hilarious to think he'd be reading konosuba.

fake tho, he don't enjoy high art

[heavy peak]

[strong eagle]

😦

[strong eagle]

Why is there a white van outside my house?

[fading shuttle]

i hate the sas

[slender rock]

Feds watching ya

[strong eagle]

But I am a fed?

So...

It's...

Oh no

[slender rock]

👀

[strong eagle]

It's the mod team!!

glass shattering over muffled screaming

[modest shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/f-bi-raid-swat-gif-11500735

[undone island]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIK2wv4tS30

[ruby minnow]

https://twitter.com/OTKnetwork/status/1691603856877080600

OTK (@OTKnetwork)

That's it... AI music covers have gone too far.

Someone made Asmongold sing Gucci Gang 💀

Likes

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Twitter · Aug 16, 2023, 12:12 AM

tf is this

[fading shuttle]

asmongold after wasting his entire teenage and young adulthood years playing wow

[lost tartan]

asmongold is a clown

[ruby minnow]

Asmongold is a pretty cool guy

[sage otter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/300006770045353995/1141425008590200863/anon-6674962.png

[modest shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/annoying-orange-my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-meme-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-meme-gif-25892339

[slender rock]

uhmmmm

[wide basin]

https://youtu.be/fYJdr7mp9SE

[mortal crane]

I do feel like the different generation of Pokemon games is debatable but I still like them equally but yeah I did feel like they're kind of the national dex incident birthday kind of gone away

[surreal smelt]

Coal Mining enthusiasts after the revolution (Their buddy was unlucky and had to become a streamer)

[heavy peak]

@edgy abyss

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/962411482539257948/1141468454189285478/VID_20230806_171116_280.mp4
Any nerd knows what this gun is?

[plush pine]

There was more disrespect in that then any finisher in a game ever

[edgy abyss]

♻️

[heavy peak]

This time its a full video

[plush pine]

Looks like an AK with a shootout ass mag

Wait no

It was that one gun the schooler in nashville used

The one that folds like it did

Keltek I think

Wait

Stock too big

This some crackomatic shit

[austere shadow]

Tricky

[plush pine]

It doesn't even look loaded

So either it is unloaded or the mag is stored in the pistol grip, on top, or in the balls

[fading shuttle]

thats a sub2000 i think

mag is in the grip

[plush pine]

Let me get Google when I get home

[plush pine]

I thought that too

But the stock

[austere shadow]

Maybe this

[plush pine]

It is full skeletonized

[austere shadow]

SA4

[plush pine]

Maybe

I am getting shotgun vibes

Definitely a semiautomatic shotgun

[fading shuttle]

doesnt look like a shotgun from any angle honestly

the second pic makes the extended mag visible

[austere shadow]

Then modified stock, 30 round mag, sub2000

[fading shuttle]

not a shotgun at all

[austere shadow]

Makes sense

Nice eyes

[fading shuttle]

huh he actually is

[spiral raven]

i mean

he can hide his face there

and i just stole this meme

from a vid

random meme video

[glad carbon]

okay

[heavy peak]

I miss playing mw2 multiplayer

[spiral raven]

its cool

af

i love killing people with guided rockets

raptor i think?

or predator

[mortal crane]

hater then again this is on Steam and most people are into TF2 ( I like both but I want to move on)

[heavy peak]

I mean the game was fun when it first launched back in 2016 to 2017

Then updates pretty much made the game less and less fun, and ow2 just failed on promises

[surreal smelt]

Who the fuck is General Lee and why is he always speaking about stuff

[amber marsh]

yk there are shotguns with mags, right? pump actions too?

[fading shuttle]

a shotgun with a magazine in the grip

[upper axle]

willing to bet money it's a hi point carbine based off the shape of the cutouts in the stock, magazine in the grip, and general outline of the gun itself, not to mention the prominent fixed front sight.

fucking guarantee it.

the keltec sub2000 guesses were a solid guess, but i know the hi point trash rod when i see it.

@fading shuttle you may wanna see this too 'cause education.

but yea the hi point carbine is one of the cheapest pistol caliber carbines out there, they come in a ridiculous number of cartridge chamberings, some of them REALLY strange like 10mm and 30 super carry (why would you use expensive ammo like that in a 200ish dollar trash rod of a gun? fuck if i know), and the gun...functions. mostly.

it's not at all surprising someone who is robbing a place would use one. they're cheap as dirt and you can ditch it if you need to and it's not a horrible cut to your bottom line for any robbery you committed with it.

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029098580809613353/1141503983022788608/5049605491398.mp4

[cedar lion]

damn that was very informative

[upper axle]

happy to be of service, and you're welcome.

but yea fair warning: dont fucking buy a hi point carbine.

they suck.

[cedar lion]

I aspire to be like you lowtiermuscleman

[upper axle]

genuinely unreliable garbage rod guns, some of them run FINE, but quality control is ass.

[cedar lion]

What would you recommend for a starter

[upper axle]

do yourself a favor, become educated on guns, gun policy and politics, but dont be autistically pedantic like i am.

[sage otter]

Kektec

[cedar lion]

im already an autist

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1042885813609975860/1135844249422811247/SPOILER_9F468B1A-0C73-48A8-905F-5AC041092F4C.gif

[upper axle]

honestly? dont get a pistol caliber carbine, for a starter.

[cedar lion]

Of course not

A pistol is a good start

[upper axle]

unless you're some manner of law enforcement agent or in a rear guard military role where you would conceivably have access to a PDW of some kind, PCCs are just kinda nothing more than range toys for the vast majority of applicable uses

[sage otter]

Should check out the Keltec P50

[cedar lion]

The fucking p50?

Isint that the goofy p90 wannabe pistol

[sage otter]

It is

[upper axle]

i mean sure, if you like paying over a dollar a round for the cheap end of 5.7x25 ammo and having a bunch of p90 mags.

[cedar lion]

but nah fr

What kind of pistol is reliable but also cheap

and good to start out with

[upper axle]

glock.

[cedar lion]

A glock?

[upper axle]

people make fun of that answer all the time, but yes.

genuinely.

[sage otter]

Look at it

[spiral raven]

im fucking poop lord everytime i poop, all shit is gone by 1 flush

im poozard

poo wizard

[cedar lion]

i suppose it makes sense

Glocks work

[spiral raven]

what the ufck is this

is this glock + m203 child

retarded child?

[upper axle]

if you want a pistol, be it compact or full size, and you want it to work, work well, and be reliable until the heat death of the universe with proper maintenance, the gold standard is a glock.

[cedar lion]

hmm

Il take your word for it

[upper axle]

they arent exceptionally comfy, they arent interesting in the least, but they work.

[cedar lion]

What caliber though

im thinkin 9mm

[upper axle]

glocks primarily come in 9mm, .45 ACP, and .40 smith and wesson. dont fall into the pit of .40 S&W, it's a trap.

[spiral raven]

no one cares that im poo lord?

[cedar lion]

Whats up with .40 S&W?

Too expensive?

[spiral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-fallout1-vault-dweller-fallout-new-vegas-fallout3-gif-24439112

[cedar lion]

Or does it just not perform as well

[spiral raven]

me sad because no one cares that im poo lord

because all my poo is gone by 1 flush

[upper axle]

.40 S&W is the weird bastard child of 9mm and .45 where they tried to compromise between the capacity of 9mm, and the stopping power of .45acp, and its just generally a shit round that's overall not nearly as competent at either and you'd be better off choosing one or the other.

[quartz ridge]

As a 40. Short n weak owner DONT BUY THIS AWFUL ROUND!

I can swap the barrel out to 9mm

But i already have a 9mm

[cedar lion]

I see

[quartz ridge]

And have
.40 ammo still

[upper axle]

it's by and large a strange product of the 1990s and some of the weird laws of the time and it just kinda sucks.

[quartz ridge]

45. Is better

[cedar lion]

though i always thought it was because 10mm was just too big so they compromised with .40 S&W

[quartz ridge]

I have a ccw pistol in .40

Its awful because its made for ccw

So its smol

M&P shield +

[upper axle]

if you want more bullets with sufficient power to kill a guy, 9mm. if you want a few less bullets but more punch per bullet (recommended if you have a decent likelyhood due to where you are of running into people tweaking on meth who could attack you), go .45

[spiral raven]

penis serious penis delirious 😔

[cedar lion]

mmm

Will do

[quartz ridge]

Hes right

[cedar lion]

When i move or estonian gun laws change to the point where i can fucking own one

[quartz ridge]

.40 sucks ass in ccw pistols

And sucks in general

[upper axle]

as for 10mm, that's a really weird story.

lemme pull from wikipedia here because i cant remember all the details

[cedar lion]

Tell me about it

[quartz ridge]

Bear killing rounr

All i know

[cedar lion]

the guns chambered in 10mm were to big for some officers to carry around comfortably

grip too big

[quartz ridge]

45. Is god damn i bust a nut everytime i clean it and pull back on the slide

[cedar lion]

.45 will put down a man

But 9mm is for when that man has too much fucking clothing

[fading shuttle]

muh 2 world wars

[quartz ridge]

Would have been ww3 if the marines didnt cycle it out :(

[cedar lion]

What happened to your roles mr

[quartz ridge]

Yes?

[cedar lion]

what

[fading shuttle]

god bless the marines for stopping ww3 by stopping their usage of the 1911

[quartz ridge]

Pretty sure the marines still had 1911s up until now

[fading shuttle]

a great sacrifice

[cedar lion]

Oh lmao

In all seriousness

[fading shuttle]

damn cheating was allowed?

[quartz ridge]

Someone unironically said jn the invictus chat

[fading shuttle]

shouldve tried for invictus then

[cedar lion]

They stopped using 1911s because 45 acp doesnt have as good of a penetration

You arent really gonna be going up civvies in a war zone

[quartz ridge]

" you need to record everything. Record every single thing you do and send us your mod list or else you are cheating

[cedar lion]

So logically

9mm

[upper axle]

yea so the TLDR is that 10mm was originally a round made for a "tacticool" pistol that failed pretty bad in the 80s called the Bren Ten (pretty sure it got used on Miami Vice), that gun kinda failed but the round stuck around and was adopted by the FBI for official use in the late 80s, early 90s, and essentially its just a really overjuiced pistol round and is actually the ONLY rimless semi auto oriented cartridge that's legal in the USA to hunt white tailed deer with.

[quartz ridge]

45. Pens more than 9mm

[cedar lion]

Damn

[cedar lion]

.45 has a flatter head which means whilst it has more stopping power since the energy disperses quicker it has lower penetration despite having a bigger load

[upper axle]

it's mostly a weird hunting cartridge for areas where you cant use rifles nowadays, but it used to be thought of as "the next big thing in tactical gun ammo"....kinda like .300 Blackout. or like a billion other new cailbers that come on the market seems like every 2 or so years.

[quartz ridge]

Nuh uh 45. Is a bigger round so = more penetration ( deception )

[cedar lion]

Huh i never knew that

[quartz ridge]

I saw a video of someone getting charge by a moose

Mf pulled out a glock and mag dumped it

[cedar lion]

Do you say 45. On purpose?

[quartz ridge]

Its my retardness spiking

[upper axle]

whether or not it's on purpse, the . goes in front of the number, or you just dont use it.

alex is just a goober.

[quartz ridge]

Because i keep forgetting the .

Its like DECMIALS

Fuck decimaps dude

PTSD

[cedar lion]

Hmmm

[quartz ridge]

Im a goober guys

[cedar lion]

okay he is just autistic

[quartz ridge]

Yep

Thats how my dad always typed it

Was 45. Not .45

[upper axle]

ITS A DECIMAL 'CAUSE ITS THE MEASURMENT OF THE DIAMETER OF THE BULLET IN INCHES. .45 MEANS ITS 5 HUNDRETHS OF AN INCH UNDER HALF AN INCH. ITS NOT HARD.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

YOUR DAD IS DUMB.

[quartz ridge]

Grrrr i am fudd

[cedar lion]

Of course its a fucking sao fan

[upper axle]

but yea if you ask me to tell you why it's .50 Action Express, and then there's S&W .500 magnum, i got fucking NOTHING for you 'cause that shit as far as i'm concerned is an arbitrary use of the extra zero to emphasize the size of the bullet for marketing.

they are the same diameter of bullet.

[quartz ridge]

Nuh uh

[upper axle]

different weights iirc

[quartz ridge]

Bigger number = bigger bullet

[upper axle]

but same width.

[upper axle]

yea so thats the thing

i actually dont remember which has the heavier bullet between the two.

[quartz ridge]

Also industrial society and its consequences have been disastrous for the human race

[upper axle]

......

why.

WHY.

JUST LET ME FUCKING SEE THE ICE CREAM THROUGH THE FUCKING WINDOW

[quartz ridge]

I dint know man

[upper axle]

THERES A WINDOW

[quartz ridge]

If the screen breaks

Its out of service

Its near a high school too

So everything is

Expensive asf

[undone wave]

There's a really funny bug with the shark in the DRG hub by the bar

[cedar lion]

lmfao

[quartz ridge]

My sister was obessed with that anime

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-night-bitches-die-i-guess-this-is-the-night-bitches-die-i-guess-this-is-the-night-family-guy-stewie-griffin-gif-16026447

[quartz ridge]

So i never watched it

[cedar lion]

Okay

[quartz ridge]

Actually wanna break the screens

[cedar lion]

Which pistol caliber has the best penetration

Youd be correct

[inland jackal]

Huh. If only there was a way to see inside the fridge.

Without opening the door

[quartz ridge]

Swear to fuck

[upper axle]

i wish someone would just walk into one of those stores, shoot every screen in those aisles, put away their gun, and walk out without saying ANYTHING

[quartz ridge]

If the candy ile becomes a fucking

[inland jackal]

9x19 afaik

[cedar lion]

Hmmm

it has good pen

[quartz ridge]

If THE CANDY ISLE BECOMES FUCKING DIGITAL IM BURNING DOWN THE BUILDING

[cedar lion]

But i doubt its the best

[undone wave]

This clip has very rapid camera movement so be advised

Other people will see your dwarf spinning very rapidly

The shark plushie just has some jank jiggle physics

That's me, you either get flung or stuck in the shark.
If the latter happens your legs will fly around like crazy when you try to move while your upper body stays still

the shark in question

Gura

[inland jackal]

Medal link no thanks lol

[undone wave]

I didn't make the clip not my fault

I'm gonna get the MP4 version
just for you

[upper axle]

gura?

yea iirc her old identity was the anime shitposter Senzawa

pretty sure? this vid is her best known one from that old identity: https://youtu.be/h6DNdop6pD8

[upper axle]

but yea its 100% gura.

[undone wave]

https://streamable.com/83fzta

[inland jackal]

That'll do

BRUHHH💀

[swift scarab]

Wait that’s the same person

[upper axle]

yes.

[fading shuttle]

yeh

pretty much all of the hololive girls had some involvement with weeb shit/shitposting

[quartz ridge]

I didnt know

Anime tubers had this much lore

[fading shuttle]

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473706892057772054/1141533464789794857/08162023084610.mp4

[teal forge]

Does pineapple or bananas suit with pizza?

[wispy warren]

Booba 👍

[zealous remnant]

peas and mayo

[teal forge]

Idk anything about em and pizza's in my country fckg sucs dic

[slender rock]

uhmmm

where

[quartz ridge]

A walgreens

It was near a HS

I think the one by laguna?

Some red bird i forgot

Had their merch in a clothing area

[slender rock]

jesus christ

Elk Grove used to be the rich high-middle class area

wtf man

what is going on

the walmart on florin RD still has the freezers without the digi order screens so idk

and that area is sketch

[slender rock]

save the kitty from the machineee!

😭

[upper axle]

i should know better than to question how a cat manages to get in places cats shouldnt be, bit i really wanna know the story here.

and also what happened after

how'd they get him out?

DID they get him out?

[fallow trellis]

im just the messenger

[stone shoal]

I wanna say it'd be cute to actually just have a cat inside the machine but honestly A. it'd just crap and piss there, B. psycho's would probably try and grab it with the claw, hurting it

[stone shoal]

A real man's game of "how fast can I and everyone else here duck?"

[slender rock]

yeah on bruceville rd

[upper axle]

we shall never truly know, then... i must go now, and gaze longingly at the sea from the rocky outcropping i go to to gaze longingly at the sea on. i will return when i have sufficiently romanticized my melancholic solitude.

[slender rock]

well, they do infact have fridgescreens

christ

[fallow trellis]

one reason why irl is just a simulation

like in the matrix

mirror experts have been real quiet since this video dropped

[slender rock]

clearly CIA glowies

the goverment psyops /s

[plucky void]

the average person really is stupid, huh

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/do-not-eat-the-silica-gel-1984-society-gif-21836396

i love how falco's bot is ready

kinda sus tbh

[fallow trellis]

trigger warning ||banks||

[slender rock]

[fallow trellis]

sorry forgot another trigger warning ||usa federal reserve||

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-seven-gif-26085414

[inland jackal]

People are so fucking stupid, I swear

[little mirage]

This because of constant stealing or is this just some idiots idea of innovation?

[quartz ridge]

a idiot's idea

its in a good area

[uncut obsidian]

alo

gm

[slender rock]

mornin

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/182553078384295937/1110635017979301969/FwqnYB9WIAAqMCt.gif

[lusty basin]

oh god

[neat copper]

how do gay people work

women have butthole too

[grim sluice]

Ah rip, I saw you lost a rank/tag

[neat copper]

thats dumb

imagine

[grim sluice]

Innevitable sadly.

[neat copper]

true, but have you considered boobs

[trim sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/sui-siu-ronaldo-football-portugal-gif-25997537

[neat copper]

as my polish friends would say

gay

up to you to decide

[robust cove]

The Invictus curse has finally been lifted

ngl I kind of expected invictus role to be destroyed, it was always extremely easy to cheat, and there were always some dickheads acting big for having it

[tulip ravine]

Hello chat

[robust cove]

hello hydro

[tulip ravine]

How’s it going

I’m very drunk

I ended up stripping with one of my mates

[robust cove]

nice

[tulip ravine]

No

Drinking game

Remove 6 pieces of clothe

I was wearing 5

My Mrs is just getting ready for bed the bitch is taking a hour to get pjs on

Nahh but I have individual dingleberry covers

Don’t look up dingleberrys if you know then you know

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/nanoka-hoyoverse-star-rail-gif-25598648

https://fxtwitter.com/honkaistarrail/status/1692024670097457320

how to pronounce name please help

[robust cove]

guten morgen

[neat copper]

then why respond

[weak jackal]

no hablo germanic

[grizzled meadow]

@last nebula

[weak jackal]

@grizzled meadow

[oblique spire]

@robust cove @solar obsidian Trevor is now in Australia

confirmed

I just saw his truck drive past me

Except it was camoed

[urban ocean]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/744217175082008626/1141464230093144084/Video0.mov

[robust cove]

THE NEW STORY DLC FINALLY

[oblique spire]

Real

Like it's actually funny how much it looked like trevor's truck

sad i couldn't get a photo because, well, he was driving

i was too slow

[remote vine]

I expected this cat to be posted at any moment

[quartz ridge]

Ammo can with cat for scale

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-cat-with-considerable-gif-25994702

[undone wave]

Heartbreaking: Driller forced to cease murderous rampage and leave with rest of team

[slender rock]

kot

[undone wave]

His ass is NOT certified in the operation of small arms!

[shrewd heath]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481217677629849601/1141246895059124255/afc2a691ea16408caa623eedf19de291d15bee2c8a7978778035c0a2ce1e8b0f_1.mp4

[robust cove]

But at which moment exactly? That's what I thought liberal

[slender rock]

fuck those things

I don't mean like freedomers

I mean in the way of, making them no existy

[shrewd heath]

MISTAH

BEAST

pounces on you for all your health

[slender rock]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[oblique spire]

@robust cove

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1141602601708818442/image.png

5 ruble lookin headass

[robust cove]

My man's hearing NOTHING

[oblique spire]

saved my skull from a bullet though

Based motrbike helmet stopping 7.62

[undone wave]

Bullets can't pen your armor without your consent
Just say no!

[lament vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/967642863204696077/1141596634719977512/hey_thats_illegal.webm

[undone wave]

It's easier and cheaper than getting a chemistry degree

[mortal crane]

in English: yeah you may be familiar with her as she is summer rose from RWBY but I'm not really interested in but that show ( and no I'm not going to talk with you behind the scenes issues over at Rooster Teeth) she's also the voice actress for Kaori Kanzaki by the way my thoughts on her VA is she has good career at least

in Japanese: Hina Suguta underrated voice actress but I'm fine with it she's also the Kitagawa Marin and Tōko Kirigaya

[weak jackal]

this does not tell me how to pronounce her name todd

not installing starfield now smh

[robust cove]

[neat copper]

new ui is just so goofy looking

mobile game esque