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Almost every flat earther is unique
Whenever someone debunks a flat earth model, they all crawl out of the woodwork to cry about getting strawmanned
(Never mind the fact that it is impossible for any flat earth moddle to account for our observations of the sun and moon, among other things)
If they actually talked to each other, they'd find out they don't agree about the flat earth
flat earthers also have a big overlap with geocentrism, which is crazy
My favourite flat earth theory is "no trees on flat earth"
the theory that there is no geology but mainly biology because mountains n' stuff are actually dead anecient creatures are even cooler.
Like those 2 famous mountains that look like a pair breasts are therefore indeed the petrified tits of an elder dragon.
lizards dont have tits
dragon
tits
pick one

Something tells me that common sense is lacking among these fools...
I bet it's the same guy who added mammaries to the argonians in Elder Scrolls
It'll get to heaven one of these days, just you wait.
Normies watching heaven approaching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAsM_nd1ULQ&ab_channel=TheDashingDoctorK
Just a quick concept piece I've been wanting to make for a while.
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The battle against Pucci at the end of Stone Ocean has always been one of my favorites. The desperation from all the characters really shows through and its conclusion is quite shocking for a first time reader. More than that though, I've always enjoyed imagini...
Bruh
sending it to someone with "get goth makeup"
i love this hamester
hamtaro
wait until you see the skyrim lore videos
Shoutout @thesaltystingrays for the idea. Follow them for more content like this
Artwork section is missing for Overwatch 2 on steam
we all know why https://t.co/ypeEX5IVHI
this mf sells mana potion
thats no fuckin cat, thats a goblin in a cat suit

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Yes; just now
the whole thing I mean 
the show is shit and great at the same time
yeah she's a pretty solid best girl / 10
but the sci-fi talk made me want to smash something
Song name ?
Paramore - Hard Times
Google the lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uemn79gOxeQ the part in the video starts at 1:20
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oh the SS sountrack 
Nice, thanks
Not the girly one, I meant the based one
actually a good song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEB6ibtdPZc
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I need to play SS2 again, love medsci theme
but this, this gives me a boner
unironically
so good
Night time CNPP assault vibes
I'm still simping over the shodan cover art
it's that look that says "I don't respect you, you're nothing to me and I will destroy you as soon as it's convenient for me" that turns me on
Man's kink is strict HRs

i have an acrobatic cat that can jumb and do a 360 u should visit sometime (i'm definitely not a kidnapper)
proof:
weirdly good loot for just some random crate
the will to live?
Me when the host of the baro session is absolutely shitfaced and high and takes every minor conversation as a capital offense to warrant threatening with a ban

why tf would you play baro with people you dont know or trust
I don’t have friends.
I had a pet rat as a kid
hopefully they pass that trait onto british people too
you can just pretend like they're a new version with each passing rat. Like King Ratterd the third etc
you like it?
My rat got out and was stepped on, talk about an early death
that's horrifying, i would lose it
gm mwadi
what have you been playing, looks fun
I would totally watch that omg yes
group of aztec/mayan people find injured and dying Predator and mend it back to health believing it to be a jungle spirit. The Yautja feels indebted to these people and devotes its life to protecting them and helping them hunt.
Inquisitors arrive and are attacked by the spirit of the jungle made manifest
explain
has that been a famous acc or smth?
no
Just good vibes
we all need a brianna in our lives
Speaking of ancient times....
well considering the prey movie had made double its money box office as well as critically well reviews and also they will probably want to do at least a few more
I could see this as one of the many possibilities and also will be cool ( and I either live action or anime adaptation)
Musk is backing out by saying "Noooooo my shoulder hurts and i uhmmm have to get surgery :((("
forget to tag
That was 15 hrs ago
@grizzled meadow get us some front row tickets ayy?
I'm gonna call it now
Musk didn't work anything out for using the coliseum as a venue
Later, concerns of securing the venue will delay the fight
Musk will act like he's really trying to sort it out, and hope that everyone will just slowly forget
"Yeah man we can totally fight! I just have some medical stuff and some delays and maybe we can just do a debate instead and oh no my flight got delayed and something came up at work ahaha"
Lol idk but it'd be cool to see a coliseum fight
And if he talked to Italys pm and cultural minister something might be done
Musk is a habitual liar so take anything he says with a grain of salt
and he's a grifter
if
Idc either way tbh
I hope he falls and doesn't get up that'd be funny
Musk's brain operates entirely off of "what do I need to say on the internet to protect the Tesla stock bubble?" and that's the full extent
None of it has to comport with reality or what he's actually capable of
Have you seen his recent tweets towards starbucks and Oreos?
No lol
hey google, what element commonly used in batteries shouldn't be submerged in water?
Conductors
Lol
They'll be solar powered obviously
Musk will want them powered by cold fusion by the end of the fiscal year
Nah if he's really going for it hell use Starlink to capture solar energy and beam it back down to power the shit here
Thats probably our next energy breakthrough
(just using Starlink as an example)
literally this
they considered that during star wars
There's a working prototype already developed
repost of a ronaldo praise in 2013
issue is you'd have to use something like microwaves and have Kenshi like zones of death if you wana bring any power down
the real money is in dropping big rocks or metal rods from space
having megawatt energy densities going down sounds amazing. Birds flying through get instantly vaporized
cool 
They succeeded in June of this year
They also have various wireless power distribution tech they have made over the years
would be interesting how that would look like as a power source, have a swarm of PV collectors up there sending power between the nodes to provide it where needed? Or is it there to bridge the gap left when the sun is down over an area?
would these eventually be further away from earth to provide power during night?
Still think we need to split the atom, what else to do with all that glowing rock
prey movie?!
like video game adoption? Any good?
@grizzled meadow check out these wonderful people enjoying the rich history of Italy 
The punishment:
Sentenced to hold up a wall of the coliseum until death from exhaustion
To show that the fucking brick was more valuable than him
Fucking vandal
I feel like that second joke would go everyones' heads
yeah but safe to say goth chicks get some leeway
depending on how broken they are they need to be treasured like a high priestess would have been
Barotrauma is really starting to piss me off
Remember my rant from the other day
So, the host unbanned me, I tried to play there again, did relatively alright but the host was both high as shit and absolutely shitfaced on booze at the same time, and eventually he decided to murder me with no explanation twice, again
I’m done for a while
no I was talking about the Predator prequel movie although prey video game movie does sound like decent adaptation
Can’t even find a good damn baro server anymore because playing Neurotrauma is the norm apparently
I don’t find having to get an actual medical degree entertaining
oh right
didnt expect fallout new vegas here
that's when you grab the IP and definitely not DoS-Attack it
barotrauma was unique before they remade every fucking design
I’m not skilled enough for that, plus there’s no point, I just wanna fucking play the game and not get murdered because I decided to wear the clothes of a different faction (who’s clothes have the best stats)
like its now designed for people with ADHD
yeah, randoms are always a gamble
Shit I’d host my own server but my laptop is too shitty for that
So I’m just fucking stuck
modding fallout is a fucking nightmare and im wondering if you've gone through this too
i spend like 10 hours modding and 2 hours playing. its supposed to be the other way around
Jesus christ dont mention that cursed name
ill just look for a modpack like always. saves time and effort
Nexus is doing fine ( but yeah there are lots of screwing over but that feels mostly in the background) and Steam Workshop too ( despite barely had any updates in the very long time) although people lately people have been going to modio in more recent years
you can't spell blizzard without liar
better then marvel movies
mosin is so reliable
look at this cat right now
do you have something wrong with Marvel
hater
sorry
The two eyes on top are false eyes, meant to scare predators
I mean phase 4 has its ups and downs my opinion it was pretty good but not as amazing as the first three
100%
i love Todd Horward he's even here with us and he makes great games
its good
Marvel movies are mostly great from a SFX point but they're way too safe
sanitized to heck
Jfc, I already knew this shit, fuck both of them, stupid fuckers
I don't remember what they did to them as a fine but it will never be enough
kot
I was not ready for that hit of nostalgia. 
yeah speaking about Marvel these days I just feel like one day I would like to see a cinema universe that could arrive on Marvel one day. there was one but unfortunately it ended way too early
Good shit
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strap in for this one
A succulent Chinese meal 
They did a recent follow up to this guy lol
I always wondered what his deal was
perkele
every american i know
either cannot eat gluten or is lactoce intolerant
what is wrong with americans
i don't see that anywhere else
Some populations are more predisposed to being lactose intolerant
Black, Indian and Asian populations already had high rates of lactose intolerance. Throw in a few generations of intermixed families and well..
Nature kinkshaming people for sucking on cow titties
Also Jewish and Italian populations have issues with producing lactase
And well, they heavily populate the coastal cities
America literally just fucked itself through immigration
Noo not the immagrantorinos!
How will I eat cheese now!!!!
80% of people over 25 are lactose intolerant (to some degree) world wide
oh man, spiderman really fell off the wagon
that movie was painful to watch
Si
I took the biggest dump in 2 days and my toilet looks like a psy storm
thank god it's saturday
Flushed 😔
I just remembered Himeno is gone for good 
the iron man drip
shes fictional yknow
like text on a paper. its ur imagination thats hurting you
Your mind is the only thing that's truly real so it's not that different
bröther, your life is fictional too
funny little letters on puter screen 
Cheese is overrated
cheese is top tier
Good cheese is delightful.
fake
Parmesan aged so long biting it makes your teeth grind
also L take

20 month aged cheddar, oh man, it's soo rich.
dude these fucking isekai anime concepts are getting consistently fucking weirder
Anything else would require a conscious thought
fr, happy caturday regardless
caturday you say? allow me to contribute with the cat equivalent of that series of images of the guy in a suit confidently smiling at the camera in different poses
ok
saw some episodes of Kawaisugi Crisis and that was pretty good
This is the movie where Al Pacino is the devil, right?
Gib name
2 Panthers moving to flank a T-34 colourised
tony magnire

I forgor, cant able to find
eepy

Metro's going to sleep at 8:30am smh
That's not how dyslexia works

WOAH! GAY CAT!
wow its hard to make him actually sing words and not just scream
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It's like he's still here xdddd
real talk do you think its morally acceptable to publicly share cat pics that you acquire privately
like your irl friend sends you his cat pics (without human face ofc) and you just share it on your degenerate discord groups
yeah, it's just a cat
show me ur friend's cat, now 
p!translate lt imperative
imperative
imperatyvus
hmm yes, i understood nothing 
here is my friend's cat too
damn, old school gamer cat

every time I try to play warcraft she hops up there and stops me
English?
Yes
ESTA BIEN
Those new vtubers are dangerous
Reposting my own memes to me
FEK I am getting ratioed to all fuck today on reposting 
Die
That's your own personal issue
Depends on the vtuber. Some of them are uncanny as fuck
you are correct
Why watch people?
When I can watch an anime creature
I have them on in the background. Except for some games, then I am glued to the gameplay.
Some 'real' streamers are fake as fuck too.
Brother in Christ we don't think their models are the real them, it's like a streamer personality
All streamers have a streamer persona that's not them
Why not have your real face as PFP?
Yeah the cam stuff is cancer
I especially hate the trend of them zooming their faces on everything like news articles or videos they are commenting on.
Hi Delight Hi Chimp Hi Falco Hi Alex
Hi Syno Hi Spice Hi S5yn3T
I do kind of understand it. Its like a manequin on a stage in a way. I laugh at the jokes not the actual doll.
But some people are kind of absorbed looking at the doll alone.
muh chernobyl
+1, that track slaps
It’s not Friday
p!cat // hello there 
indeed
gorillaz if they were a good band
VØJ, Narvent - Memory Reboot
thank you
i just looked up a synthwave mix and got it at trandom lmao ( at the 18 something mark )
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They made a meme about me
perfect timing
literally me

horrors beyond human comprehension
you can see just how much he is ignoring them
joke??? my brother in christ, that's a gigachad protecting you
literally me
I think I have seen everything now
seriously I am talking to a guy part of well a terrorist group and it looks like he’s 50% trolling
Please don’t ban me mods
just ur usual discord user
Uuuuuhhhh thanks bro????
I have seen men turn into something even better than most women
women squared
but I don’t want to be banned so I should just shut up
mods behead this man
why would u say that here 
Idk
based
If I said it in newbie chat I would have been banned bro
That's just the internet. Its either a glowie or a shitposter.
Give this man a boyfriend, before he does unspeakable acts
Who me?
I wonder who I replied to

Well discord says he is a part of a danagerous terrorist group
That's a custom banner. People do that as a joke.
Original Tiktok audio by: Donny Kelly-Currens (@donny_kc)
Oh ok

average arma 3 group i swear
@ruby minnow i can now officially say that I'm better than you

no you cant, my boy syno will always be better than you
on what
on my currency dying
I mean that's not that hard for you, your country is causing a big hullabaloo, turkey is just being Turkey
i just don't get sad for my country anymore
it could have a coup and i won't care
i wish for downfall of Turkey now
become the change you want to see
Isn't the army supposed to do coups in these scenarios?
Or is it specifically if democracy is under threat
army did a coup back in 80s
and a coup happened at 2016
they arrested a lot of people who would do a coup in a situation like this
i am pretty sure there is not 1 person in the army that has the ideals same as Ataturk
nah if the army gets their money they dont do shit
until someone else promises even more money
The army in Turkey has specific orders to do coups in such scenarios, literally Atatürks idea
they probably like the guy being there if hes still like alive lmao
bro how could CIA like the president
he made Turkey a wildcard in NATO
i can say more to this but it will be really political and posting cats is better then getting political
If you think about it that’s good because then he takes attention away from other shit
gotta keep the sheep distracted
me in fallout when i dont have enough speech
i just kill that person
I have a giant backlog of shitposts
seek help
1 usd is now 100 rub
tbh it's kinda cool because you don't have to think when converting usd to rub
just add two zeros
Makes it fresher. Less ballsweat, the better.

what
if washing my balls will make me avoid people who use the word boysmell I'll do so 3 times a day from now on
it will either be femboys or some of the most mentally unstable women in existance
win/win
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No
wait what
huh
You'll never know
im autism incarnate
but we all bow down to the king
anomaly
the king of all autists
man
What should i take as a seed in Rimworld for a 100% planet ?
I had one, was the happiest time of my life tbh, but currently I dont even know any girls I'd even coinsider asking out
kek
well no I just finished secondary, so donw with school now, starting training to be an electrician next month
18 btw
if it fixable
well its usually used reffering to the most mentally Ill women to exist
bruh i put in effort to become friends with the sas, and all they offer me for my friendship is a welrod
i managed to get me a jackhammer, too bad im too scared to lose it
oh that thing
bravest loadout
oh the lythero stuff lol
not as good as demo mesa
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your mom
Imagine a world where Black mesa is 100% more bla- ... ahm .... scottish.
Hope you like this video, i put a lot of work and love into it!
Music is a remix of Half life 1 - Klaxon Beat and the scotish anthem by yours truly
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i ain't reading all dat its more then 2 words
wait a few years, it will prob change
fair point
if it wasn't a serious sentence i would read it all
100%
based take from @mortal crane
lel
yeah you know that's real Todd Horward right there
not Actual guy and I'm just using a picture of him as my profile picture
"guys im not the real todd" yeah yeah of course youre not
you liar
Literally me
Replace daughter with younger brother and boom
austrians were simply more cultured
no
porsche is german???
yes?
ew..
fish
ok?????
fish
nuh uh
Replace the m4s with m16s and yes indeed
nuh uh
2 fucking k
nuh uh
in sims, right?
good
Literally me
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start
we should massacre the xenos
Or the
Mr house going ballistics
Over the palatinum chip
yes
But just replace it with house
we should show them aliens how racist we are
( little green men )
Humans were made in gods image
not you creature
exactly
@steady trellis im coming for u
funny cat
Hi [BLANK] been gaming the bd3
@ruby minnow
hi chat
how people think men want to dress vs how men actually want to dress
mgs games have the weirdest lore
https://youtube.com/shorts/zzD60g4EkuA?feature=share
i almost cried, so beautiful
young ocelot looks better
his outfit is kino
bro looks like a south american dictator whose parents escaped from germany after ww2
Tbh all that ever comes from 40k fans is just Uhhh
HUMAN BEST ALIEN BAD!!!
look at human best!
Yesss Human BEST! We sooo strong!
Alien weak! KILL all alien! 🔪 We have big robot to KILL ALIEN!
If you like anything but human you CRINGE!
Human strongest because we have BIG mecha ass puncher unit XXX1984 Mark 2🤖 You alien scum!!!!💢💢💢
Scavenge some grass you underdeveloped troglodyte
robots are banned in 40k
yeah i was talking about the drip not appearance
but MGS5 Ocelot is just drip incarnate
disagree
agree to do so.
Brainfart couldn’t think of a Saturday pun
i genuinely prefer MGS5 Ocelot really just because he's more mature and confident in himself by that point.
brain shart your pants saturday
the DRIP is about equal in asthetic for both but the sheer genuine confidence and swagger of MGS5 Ocelot makes it just better IMO
did the fucking bot just automatically handshake reply to that specific gif?
amazing
my masterpiece
That’ll itch when it dries!
7 time professional shart championship qualifier finalist
I fucking hate hiccups
racist
Oh you’d know if I was being racist
i have the bot blocked so it cant reply
wat is dat
lmao
nuh uh
(Me knowing full well it’s going to be Neurotrauma servers and nothing else)
ur not
play drg with me
Didn’t ask, don’t care
what is that game?
marauders
the real ones just breach the first enemy they see with a terminator a single shell and a dream 💪
real
the real ones just spawn in with nothing and use the luger and vest to steal other ships
i just completed my missions and now im chilling docked and waiting for the space gate
it is cowardly, but its practical
before steam stole muh game i always just used fully upgraded mausers bro those were so good
idk if they nerfed it or not but they were mega good for the price
and now i cant play until i buy the game again or steam fixes it
@zealous elm
Why?
I am curious but I think I already know the answer
he is actually todd howard
Wow, if he hasn't clarified that he just uses his photo as a profile picture, I would have fully believed that Todd Howard is indeed here with us, in the Stalker GAMMA discord server
i was falsely imprisoned im not one of their kind smh
everyone says that
My cousin did that, his finger got rather crispy
And he knew what was that
But underestimated how quickly it warms up
it was almost removed but i blew it lmao
so you deserve it you say? 
nah no man deserves to be sentenced to brainfart for life
i did that too.
didnt get crispy
you deserve it
but it hurt
good
i may deserve it but not for my in server crimes
i dont really care if i have it tbh
ok so heres the thing tho, may not be in a random discord, but he shows up and does talks at the college he graduated from as an alumni, and theres a really funny story of someone who went to the same college years later, one day dropped her books on the way to class and said "thanks, todd howard." or some shit like that and didnt realize Todd Howard was standing behind her until he said "is that what we're doing now?"
i've actually felt that kind of embarassment before, myself. i once unknowingly told a Gearbox developer to his face "i stopped playing Borderlands 3 after like 2 hours because it only took that long for me to be completely fed up with the main villain being a generic twitch E-Thot and her creepy edgelord brother"
he was cool about it, he actually found it really funny, but i was dying on the inside for a brief moment
you just told the truth 
true.
i DID phrase it very rudely tho
so like
i felt a little bad until he started hysterically laughing
alright guys so some people might be suprsied at this take but Fallout 4 is a good game
its bad when you compare it to the older fallout games but comparing it to modern AAA games Fallout 4 is great
says who
fallout 4 was the first of the modern fallout games to actually have decent gameplay
nah it still sucks. Vanilla fallout 4 is god awful, sory bro


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