🎪bruh-fart

[spiral raven]

free ||child p-||?

[spiral raven]

im not ||gay||

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-mod-discord-kick-mute-gif-495505587681287181

[uncut obsidian]

guys he figured out the joke

[spiral raven]

no way

yes

[uncut obsidian]

applause him guys

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/bravo-applause-round-of-standing-gif-20790999

[swift scarab]

Give us the percentages, how good is the barrel quality

[spiral raven]

thank you||'re mom||, all of you!

[swift scarab]

Make sure you got basic tools to fix

[solar obsidian]

@swift scarab, congratulations, you won comedy 🤝

[somber warren]

googled how much it is in germany, between 50 and 400 euro

[fading shuttle]

cod points

[toxic sundial]

Aks are like 4 moving parts

[spiral raven]

yes

[somber warren]

grok add realistic ak repair

[toxic sundial]

Dump Ak in old car oil and call it a day

[swift scarab]

Hurray, I do not care

[primal kiln]

https://vxtwitter.com/JoeShogunn/status/1689642499261001728?t=DrF1lUCjJkG4l23Wm10edg&s=19

[somber warren]

gotta love when some random kid is chilling in front of your window and ringing his bicycle bell for 5 minutes straight

[swift scarab]

Shoot him

[somber warren]

mf i live in germany

[lusty sonnet]

Eat him

[somber warren]

that shit doesn't work here

[swift scarab]

Gas him

[lusty sonnet]

Hansel and grettel style

[somber warren]

i will give him beer so he will shut the fuck up

[swift scarab]

Break the bottle over his head

Beer given

[somber warren]

i will not commit assault on a child

[swift scarab]

Coward

If america can do it so can you

Oh wait

[lusty sonnet]

Pretend the child is maja

[swift scarab]

I said assault, not obliterate

[somber warren]

i do not want to go to jail, they would give me education and good food, also i would have my own cell with tv and everything
german jail is pretty much like a hotel

[tulip ravine]

Ooga ooga

[swift scarab]

Tf you mean you don’t wanna go

[tulip ravine]

Hello brainfard

[lusty sonnet]

Potato, potato

[solar obsidian]

hello

[tulip ravine]

Delight

My man

[final cedar]

now he'll commit the child instead

[swift scarab]

Jail isn’t jail if there isn’t a chance of getting raped around every corner

[final cedar]

as in a mental hospital

[lusty sonnet]

Git commit?

[tulip ravine]

We drive maxing rn Fr

[somber warren]

hello hydro

[somber warren]

your car is the wrong way

[swift scarab]

My mental status got PR rejected, sorry guys

[tulip ravine]

Incorrect

[solar obsidian]

bri'ish

[somber warren]

its actually a factual statement

[final cedar]

oh no, oh nonono. hatsune miku does not talk to the briish

[tulip ravine]

Your a factual statement xx

[tulip ravine]

[somber warren]

True

[tulip ravine]

Good

[swift scarab]

Worlds easiest to understand DBZ episode

[tulip ravine]

Hatsune miku would get her head caved in we don’t do any of that blue hair stuff here

Luv gregs luv the pub

[lusty sonnet]

I did see a lot of blue hair in Camden when i was there

[tulip ravine]

Camden

Bro went to ends

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/SQldCqEdgjE

[lusty sonnet]

Cheap food tho

[somber warren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZANIOyk_hE
Mr Krabs singing Sea Shantys is fucking banging

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/879158823888248872/962175984759627836/album_2022-04-08_22-22-37.gif

[tulip ravine]

Yes because atleast 10 homicides happen in every shop in its lifetime

I’m on my way to Yorkshire

[lusty sonnet]

Cheap food tho

[solar obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/859550877739647019/912684204318400552/ezgif.com-gif-maker_17.gif

[somber warren]

whats up with camden, i thought london is the bad place

[sick merlin]

The 3 pixels make it a better shitpost imo

[tulip ravine]

City of London is in London

The city of London is a borough in the city of London

That’s the south

[somber warren]

Ohhhh

[tulip ravine]

yorkshire is flat cappers who race pigeons

[final cedar]

Just wanted to increase the variety of miko postings

[austere shadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914807013299609631/1121546576062599268/136f6155e6f477a4fc5ec53c5162ee3e9dda102ff238d9ec0fa65c45c037906b_1.gif.gif

[tulip ravine]

Mrs dad is teaching me how to race pigeons this week

[final cedar]

boy am i glad I only misread that word

[tulip ravine]

Which

[final cedar]

thought that c was a p at first glance

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-come-on-bruh-low-tier-god-gif-24715772

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/ruining-ruining-it-british-people-toffeeapple-frosty-gif-18074607

[swift scarab]

London is the popularly bad place, Camden is the actually bad place

[somber warren]

but you get stabbed everywhere right

[lusty sonnet]

Ye

[swift scarab]

More or less

[somber warren]

ok good

[lusty sonnet]

Camden is cheaper to get stabbed

[swift scarab]

At least Americans are considerate enough to shoot people when there’s more then one person to shoot at a time

[somber warren]

so you get 2 stabs for the price of one?

[swift scarab]

[lusty sonnet]

And more variety of people

[final cedar]

worst part about this is the dude got knife skills and absolute heat tolerance, so prob a professional chef

[lusty sonnet]

At least 2

[tulip ravine]

You know your in Yorkshire when you see this

House inbetween the two highways

[swift scarab]

I worked at Taco Bell and got heat tolerance, it’s not that hard

[somber warren]

poor dude

[tulip ravine]

Apparently they love it

They have a private slip road and exit

Then a tunnel that goes to nearest town

[final cedar]

what's the best thing to order at TB?

[sick merlin]

Boy have I got a treat hope y'all ready

[swift scarab]

Anything, just not for longer then 2 weeks consistently

[swift scarab]

That’s when the vengeance kicks in

[final cedar]

Is that a groan or a fart?

[sick merlin]

I honestly don't know lmao

[somber warren]

but the fucking sound

[swift scarab]

I think one of them farted, the persons back cracked, and then the lady groaned

[somber warren]

neck break moment

[final cedar]

bottom lady died on impact

[somber warren]

dead af

[final cedar]

100%

[toxic sundial]

I think that sound was the souls leaving that person's body

[swift scarab]

Immediate pneumothorax

[sick merlin]

Lads I don't think you understand, current webm meme folder has about 2100 files

[somber warren]

the groan was the death whistle, that was muffled by the fat ass

[tulip ravine]

We just overtook a Porsche lesss goooo

[final cedar]

that's how I wana go out

[tulip ravine]

Get smoked fam

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-gif-24660602

[uncut obsidian]

https://store.epicgames.com/ru/p/orwell-keeping-an-eye-on-you

[split canyon]

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[uncut obsidian]

im gonna get the game

[final cedar]

1984

[uncut obsidian]

is free for now

[tulip ravine]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[final cedar]

1948

[uncut obsidian]

1941

[hasty dove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1130438326650929162/1139250040968327229/https_2ch.hk_b_src_291364564_16916877826800.mp4

[final cedar]

[somber warren]

1939

[somber warren]

wtf

[uncut obsidian]

how do these people even live

[hasty dove]

not a slightest clue

[final cedar]

I gotta tap into the chinese dick measuring contest field

with evergrande collapsing prolly not that big anymore

[plucky void]

death

[swift scarab]

https://youtube.com/shorts/loDQfQCfV48?feature=share

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-laugh-gif-14359545

[final cedar]

[crimson flame]

nword in meme but its kinda funny

how should we tell him

[final cedar]

nothing gonna happen

[crimson flame]

"i will proceed to use this fish to pleasure myself"

[final cedar]

delight ain't a snitch

[dreamy flax]

Warned implosay for: nword in a video
Warning: 2

[final cedar]

[sick merlin]

[solar obsidian]

glad i saved it

[crimson flame]

[swift scarab]

Dammit I missed it

[solar obsidian]

do u want the video?

[swift scarab]

Sure if it’s good

[sick merlin]

no thots hed empte

[fading shuttle]

hand it over

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bNOkW.gif

[fading shuttle]

why is the foregrip needed on the second shotgun

[carmine crown]

Looks cool

[final cedar]

more lever so you can rack both at the same time

[fading shuttle]

The second is semi auto I think

That's why I'm asking

[sage otter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/300006770045353995/1139253318254870649/Screenshot_20230810-194528__01.jpg?width=552&height=670

[sick merlin]

hey look I found a video of falco playing cs

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-dog-mike-sleepy-puppy-cute-gif-16802724

[swift scarab]

Most breacher style shotguns I’ve seen are pump, could be wrong though

[final cedar]

oh. huh

[somber warren]

thats bc breaching loads are normaly low power and wouldn't reliably cycle the next round

[fading shuttle]

Get the gun experts in here, what's the small shotty?

Semi or pump

[somber warren]

depends on like everything

[undone wave]

The serbu super shitty is pump action

[somber warren]

whats your use

[fading shuttle]

Centrist answer

[swift scarab]

https://youtube.com/shorts/St9pMuZjqbI?feature=share

[somber warren]

no retard its not, you need to give more info

[fading shuttle]

The fucking meme that @carmine crown sent you drongo

[final cedar]

is it a serbu ss?

[fading shuttle]

This

[undone wave]

Looks like it

[final cedar]

you right

[somber warren]

didn't see that

[undone wave]

Just a tiny itty bitty wittle 870

[slender rock]

ow

[final cedar]

I need a six12

[somber warren]

is that... a bulpup revolver breaching shotgun

my god

i hate it

[undone wave]

Warthunder forum, you're our only hope

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/aSdWsXkc0gw?t=11

looks terribly uncomfy

[undone wave]

Tier 30 of the conspiracy iceberg

[somber warren]

this is horrible

[final cedar]

the way he fumbles out the drum

[plucky void]

waaaaaaaait. Isn't that the chieftain?

[undone wave]

This is like the fucking underbarrel chainsaw meme

[undone wave]

Sure is

[final cedar]

is it about the LP armata drama?

[final cedar]

marcus

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/992773531425312778/1095124505761959986/videoplayback12.mp4

[somber warren]

reminds me of that drum mag shotgun thats wierd af and was only a stupid prototype

[undone wave]

Yeah

The only confirmed casualties caused by the T-14

[final cedar]

Pancor Jackhammer, Far Cry 1 best game

[somber warren]

oh yeah thats the gun

[undone wave]

The gun you have to disassemble to reload

[plucky void]

also in Fallout 2 and Battlefield 3

[somber warren]

its in fallout 2? never saw it

[plucky void]

yup, best shotgun in the game

[undone wave]

USAS Frag rounds

[plucky void]

I don't remember where you get it though

I think the NCR gun shop

[somber warren]

ohgod

[plucky void]

oh not really

but they drop from two npcs in NCR

it's sold in sanfran

[final cedar]

yeah, in San Fran red888

[plucky void]

I think the one I used in the playthrough that I remember was obtained by killing Westin

[undone wave]

https://antifandom.com/fallout/wiki/Pancor_Jackhammer_(Fallout_2)

[plucky void]

Cassidy kicked ass with it

antifandom... interesting

[final cedar]

makes me instantly think of specops

[plucky void]

makes me think of getting kicked from hardcore BF3 servers

[undone wave]

AEK-971

BF1 is the one I have the most hours in

[final cedar]

oh right. you could take down a jet with them

[undone wave]

I probably had the most kills on the M1918

[wide basin]

NO MORE THAN 4 SNIPERS NO SMOKE NO M203!!!

BAN!!!

[slender rock]

earrape

lol

i'm awake now

thank

[fading shuttle]

No problem

[undone wave]

Yes officer, that's the one back mapping with the 40x

[somber warren]

you just throw a grenade, thats enough

[undone wave]

Crush his balls

[final cedar]

antifandom is cool, you can just enter the url ending from fandom and it pulls all the data?

[wide basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531229677667352597/1080954609088081941/ezgif-3-af1195d740_1.gif

[slender rock]

at the BALL crushing factory

[undone wave]

I guess yeah
I just hate fandom that much

[urban ocean]

the disrespect

[undone wave]

800 ads all at once

[plucky void]

apparently yeah

[swift scarab]

WOOOAH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://tenor.com/view/cat-screaming-cat-scream-meme-red-eyes-gif-26345204

[wide basin]

https://youtu.be/7lTOnPc9h-c

[undone wave]

Standing
On the eeedge

[hasty dove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/684899422735302661/1087920472001351690/output-onlinegiftools.gif

[wide basin]

[plucky void]

damn. that's quality

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/I8LFZydzQW4

[fading shuttle]

I still think heavens divide is like, the second best song of the entire series

[uncut obsidian]

05:30am

[fading shuttle]

No right for it to be such a banger

[swift scarab]

Psy-Storm incoming

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/dZAHk0g-Nfk

I grew up too late for the old MGS series, I started with MGS4 and went from there

[ruby minnow]

damn its so bright in here

[wide basin]

Whats first

[fading shuttle]

I don't like sins of the father

[fading shuttle]

I'm a basic bitch, snake eater

[swift scarab]

Sins feels like a modern equivalent version of snake eater in terms of the Boss it’s made for

[fair scaffold]

https://youtu.be/mUpm5bJagiA

[swift scarab]

If that makes sense

[livid pond]

ur at a funeral and u look down and see these bad boys

wyd

[swift scarab]

Wasn’t intending it to be an argument but alright I guess

Time to check if someone raided my FOB again

[fading shuttle]

He gooned too hard

There's no cuming back

[swift scarab]

It’s all about the servers I assume

[fading shuttle]

People play modded on pc

[swift scarab]

Not to mention console servers in terms of the security challenge are obliterated due to people giving up the game and just turning on security challenge so people can take all their resources

I’ve been raided twice so far on console, first guy that raided me was nice and messaged me about it

[sick merlin]

MGS themes are such fucking bangers it's unbelievable

[swift scarab]

You could buy insurance or something if it helps, but fair that’s not really a winning situation unless you manage to outraid them

[fading shuttle]

i fucking love heavens divide

[swift scarab]

Honestly I’d wish to be attacked that much at this point, I haven’t even had any attack while I was online, or people defend their fob when I attack

I have, that’s the problem

[swift scarab]

I think I’m up to 22 infiltrations and 2 return attacks

I haven’t tried the fob events at all yet

Usually I raid people’s support platforms for fire materials because I’m perpetually low on that

Based

So the events are just a repeating loop forever right?

Cause I haven’t ever seen them stop so far

Past ones I’ve seen were always fob infills

My issue personally is getting caught by cameras the most, not much else is a problem

Mines are easy

Same with lasers and alarms

[swift scarab]

Cameras I usually don’t notice unless I hear them moving or I get caught

But I use the sonar ping liberally

My fob was raided again

DAMMIT ITS TOSSA AGAIN

Little shite raided me 4 times while I’ve been away

Time for retribution

[slender rock]

Delight...

[solar obsidian]

Sneako here

please leave a message to my gf

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/sneako-gif-27440694

[swift scarab]

@pastel quartz The guy that raided me was the same guy who’s nice, we like to toss casual insults back and forth when we attack each other

[slender rock]

I am gonna send you to psych ward

[swift scarab]

Issue this time is he’s upgraded the defenses on the support platform I like to raid

They steal them

Often

Only issue this most recent time is they robbed me too

Well here’s how it looks anyhow

I’ll raid him after I finish hanging up pictures

Very funny

Here’s what he took

True, except I have very few S rank people

I use them for the online missions

Meanwhile here’s his

Fair enough

[swift scarab]

@pastel quartz Mine for comparison btw

So yea, losing S rank people is mildly more bad for me

I mean they’re AA- and I’m CC, I think

CC+

I’ll just make sure all of my main stuff is researched and built by that point

At worst I’ll head to the security challenge and farm them for resources

[fading shuttle]

WHEN HEAVENS DIVIDE

I will see the choices within my hands

How can we ever protect and fight with our tiny souls

Let me shine like the sun through the doubts and fear

Do you feel the storm approach as the end draws near

[wide basin]

I still resent

the MTX

[swift scarab]

Me when I’ve only played mgs4, mgs gz, and mgs5

[fading shuttle]

I've never played anything before 5

[swift scarab]

At the very least play mgs4

Good memes

[fading shuttle]

no

[swift scarab]

[fading shuttle]

i wont

[swift scarab]

Oh I played mgrr too

[fading shuttle]

the only entertaining part about that game is liquid

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-mgs-ocelot-revolver-ocelot-pipebomb-ocelot-gif-23960676

[final cedar]

math checks out, I could bring up 2 other children and adopt a dozen orphans so my karmic balance would come out perfect despite making a pact with the dark one

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-snake-ocelot-kiss-mgs-gif-17840599

[final cedar]

Was this in MGS4?

[swift scarab]

Yep

[fading shuttle]

Yes

[swift scarab]

Final boss fight

[final cedar]

he really kissed him?

I'm asking cause that would be very kojima and believable

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/YJ7zCUeEN_M

[fading shuttle]

Yes

[final cedar]

I have to replay this gem

RPCS3 right?

[swift scarab]

Emulation

[final cedar]

or is there a better emu for the PS3 out already?

[wide basin]

Yeah

they make out if you don't struggle

[swift scarab]

I wouldn’t know, I’ve only emulated the ps2

[wide basin]

MGS has some of the strangest and funniest MGS easter eggs

[wide basin]

Johnny shitting his pants is a thing since MGS 1

lol

[swift scarab]

I don’t think it’s the same Johnny according to lore

It’s just his descendants

[wide basin]

iirc it's the same as 4

[fading shuttle]

the last 2 old men in the old folks home fighting over the last senile grussy

[wide basin]

MGS 1 and 4 is the same one

[swift scarab]

Never say this again

[wide basin]

because in the 4 is a ex-genome and it's why it doesn't take the nanomachines properly

[fading shuttle]

the last 2 old men in the old folks home fighting over the last senile grussy

[swift scarab]

Bitch

[wide basin]

MGS3 is 100% not him

and MGS2 I can't remember where he shows up, but it could be him

[final cedar]

Who gets to show Naomi his solid snake

[wide basin]

Vamp did

[swift scarab]

https://youtube.com/shorts/dmAnnfV6Y7Y?feature=share

[fading shuttle]

atleast we know boss showed his to paz

[swift scarab]

What

[fading shuttle]

never forget the date with paz side op

[swift scarab]

All I know about Paz is she exploded

[wide basin]

oh right do you gusy remember

the MGS3 theather

with all the goofy ass cutscenes

and shit

[fading shuttle]

https://youtu.be/xKIRIeKADUI?t=173

time stamped

[swift scarab]

No, I don’t think I will

[wide basin]

Bogss

btw never say the japanese aren't creepy

cause boy

[ruby minnow]

look at this cat right now

[wide basin]

Hideo Kojima is uh

unsettling in a lot of things

at least Yoko Taro is honest

[wide basin]

he is FUCKING EEPY

10/10 eepy

[fading shuttle]

dont worry theres also a date with kaz

[swift scarab]

A WHAT

I need to stare at Quiets boobs to compensate for this heresy

[wide basin]

the Kussy

[fading shuttle]

you damn well know if kojima had his way there would be the quiet date sideop

[fading shuttle]

where she could crawl inside your box

[swift scarab]

Thank god it was never mentioned in any way or the fans would’ve rioted

[wide basin]

For fucking sure

I'm actually looking forwards to Death Stranding 2 lol

[fading shuttle]

some say the side ops arent canon

[swift scarab]

I am going to bomb an orphanage

[fading shuttle]

i scorn those people

[wide basin]

I mean the End talks to you in one

[fading shuttle]

THEY ARE CANON FUCK YOU

[wide basin]

fucking ghost old men giving me their camos

Y e e e

and for some reason

everything looks really fucking different

and Sam is like, not a person really?

lmao

[swift scarab]

Define not a person

[wide basin]

Goop man remade

could be a repatriate thing but

[fading shuttle]

the only time Huey emmerich did a good thing

[wide basin]

uh it's kinda different?

imo that's what got me really interested

[final cedar]

Sons of Liberty had such banger cover art

[wide basin]

like is it 30 years later

or

[swift scarab]

Still not good enough to stop him from being kicked off mother base

[wide basin]

ALTERNATE universe u know

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/fancy-big-chin-gif-25301755

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/halomancer1/status/1689544587210264577

jenny_tightpants🪑 (@halomancer1)

https://t.co/fQIbwci8f4

Likes

9959

Retweets

390

Twitter · Aug 10, 2023, 7:49 AM

[quartz ridge]

Snake eater is a banger

[fading shuttle]

i wish i could play death stranding but the best way to experience it is by playing online

and i will not spend money

[fading shuttle]

heavens divide is a close second

[quartz ridge]

Uber simulator?

[fading shuttle]

yes

[wide basin]

PC not goob?

Uber Simulator can be relaxing

[fading shuttle]

no?

[wide basin]

also has a lot of little things

oh you mean like buying it?

[fading shuttle]

i need to buy death stranding so it can be online

and im not spending that money

[quartz ridge]

Pirate it

[wide basin]

just grab it on sale

[quartz ridge]

[fading shuttle]

and then all the features are lost

[quartz ridge]

Or do that

[wide basin]

I'm seeing it at uh

9 euros

[fading shuttle]

the game is meant to be onilne

[quartz ridge]

Nyh uh

You walk from point a to b

[fading shuttle]

ok i can get directors cut for 4 euro

very nice

[quartz ridge]

I had a friend get his pc taken cause he was pirating stuff at his parent's house

[weak jackal]

i hardly know her

[fading shuttle]

he lives in a country where they care about that

[slender rock]

hmm

[fading shuttle]

a shame

[slender rock]

:/

how recent was this

[quartz ridge]

About a year ago

[slender rock]

ah

youngin

[final cedar]

I rember when I first saw it in the games store I didn't buy it cause I was intimidated by the women on the box. Instant crush on Boss

[wide basin]

it's legal in my european country

[fading shuttle]

Which boss

[final cedar]

Went the next day and bought it

[quartz ridge]

He stopped talking then i went to check up on him and he said his stuff got taken because he pirated stuff

[swift scarab]

It was free on Epic launcher last year

[wide basin]

as long as you don't distribute it

[swift scarab]

Should’ve grabbed it then

[fading shuttle]

I don't use Chinese spyware store

[wide basin]

Epic might as well be actual spyware mate

[final cedar]

the boss

[swift scarab]

Everything’s spyware, what’s one more

[wide basin]

Nah

[quartz ridge]

Do you play valorant

At all?

[fading shuttle]

I prefer American spyware to Chinese, there's scales of spyware

Nope

[wide basin]

EGS was proven to be really spywarey

[quartz ridge]

Cause thats like pure spyware

[rancid iris]

tfw anyone playing riot games doesn’t complain about the actual kernel level chinese spyware

[quartz ridge]

How?

[wide basin]

Steam is like, steam data, EGS is like all your data, steam and co and sends it to china

lol

[swift scarab]

If said spyware gets me free games that are worth like $60 otherwise, works for me

[quartz ridge]

Only solution is to blow up the epic games office

[rancid iris]

oh

[quartz ridge]

Thatw a joke

[fading shuttle]

League doesn't use kernel

[quartz ridge]

Feds

[fading shuttle]

Only reason I still touch it

[slender rock]

meanwhile

[wide basin]

To be honest, Epic has kinda fucked up a lot of games and releases

and kinda poisoned the well

[rancid iris]

i give it like… a year or two more before vanguard is used for league

[quartz ridge]

New vegas has a fucked up versioj

[quartz ridge]

Making it incompatable with most mods

[final cedar]

u know when the CCP ships globally you will regret it. Getting put into furry re-education camp just because you wanted to play vidya and your search history was full of mlp fandom sites

https://tenor.com/bzek5.gif

[fading shuttle]

Vanguard's been in use for what, 3 years now? They sure are taking their time implementing in their biggest game

[rancid iris]

furry re-education camp was not a set of words I was expecting to read today

[quartz ridge]

Rising storm 2 was fucked because they tried to enable steam - epic games VC so you can talk to each other no matter what platform

[final cedar]

they gonna eat em, yes

[rancid iris]

because they’re killing league with garbage patches to let valorant shine

[final cedar]

[wide basin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bjrXHibpeY

[quartz ridge]

Wheres the anti racist spray?

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-druski-gif-20560325

[quartz ridge]

Spray @final cedar

[wide basin]

https://youtu.be/pGeH71jM13k

[swift scarab]

@pastel quartz @fading shuttle Raiding the guys fob now, any advice on guns or camo

[final cedar]

what did I say

[wide basin]

watch it lmao

[fading shuttle]

bro ive never played online, im sorry

[wide basin]

Joji moment amazing

[slender rock]

cat

[rancid iris]

action

[swift scarab]

You’re both missing out and being spared

But fair enough

[fading shuttle]

ive never bought mgs5 since i dont wanna give money to konami

[quartz ridge]

What game

[swift scarab]

I got a copy that still has kojimas name on it

[wide basin]

Man, those wre simpler times

[final cedar]

fortnite

[swift scarab]

Eh, I usually have a tranq sniper

[wide basin]

Unironically if you told someone, youd' have goku, master chief, thanos and naruto in the same game

no one woudl have believed you

lmao

Dragonborn

[rancid iris]

dont forget the doom slayer and, for no reason, the rock

[swift scarab]

Fortnite is the ultimate “I’ve run out of other games to play and now I’m desperate” type of game for me

[wide basin]

I'm sure there are more I forget lol

[final cedar]

Anyone else audibly says "yoinks" anytime they fulton away a anti aircraft gun or container full of material?

[slender rock]

ugh

[wide basin]

yes

[swift scarab]

But he can hit the griddy tho

Oh god

[quartz ridge]

Turbulence?

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-bunny-gun-gif-23859392

[quartz ridge]

Like thag one tf2 SFM?

[wide basin]

I am now reminded of the GoW "Minigames"

:)

[swift scarab]

Kratos hitting the fattest whip and nae nae after murdering the Greek pantheon with a gold shottie

[wide basin]

Kratos already hit that griddussy if you know

what I mean

[slender rock]

@quartz ridge FUCK Nextweek dude

[wide basin]

Haha

[quartz ridge]

ZEUSSSSSS
I HAVE CKME TO HIT THE GRIDDY

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-fish-looking-phone-disappointment-gif-23326574

[wide basin]

I hit 54c

at one point

[quartz ridge]

I wannq stay inside

But i wont be able to

Curses

[swift scarab]

https://youtube.com/shorts/8qR59BCYrjY?feature=share

[wide basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/413000894284693504/1139257859096444988/img_1_1691686343021.jpg

[quartz ridge]

Ya know what ive always wondered

[swift scarab]

Stealing this

[ruby minnow]

look at this void right now

[quartz ridge]

In fallout new vegas the troopers bitch about the heat

[slender rock]

everyone in town needs to all wash their car again

[wide basin]

Makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[quartz ridge]

In certain parts of cali are hot asf

Its almost comprabale it would be worse

[rancid iris]

it is 102F feels like 111F in texas right now

[slender rock]

well we're in the armpit of the state

[quartz ridge]

But like you wouldn't complain that much

[rancid iris]

this state is fucking melting

[quartz ridge]

True

[quartz ridge]

Need extra 20$ lol

[swift scarab]

PATROLLING THE MOJAVE ALMOST MAKES YOU WISH FOR A NUCLEAR WINTER

[wide basin]

bro it's only 43c

[slender rock]

fucking hell. lol

[wide basin]

bro it's only 43c

[quartz ridge]

I dont speak celsius

[rancid iris]

only

[wide basin]

when you hit 54c you'll know what being baked is

[fading shuttle]

nevermind thats the upgrade only

[wide basin]

YEAH ONLY

[fading shuttle]

8 euro for the entire game

[quartz ridge]

I only speak freedom units

[slender rock]

I do both because pc software for temp managment is in C

[fading shuttle]

4 euro more than im willing to pay

[swift scarab]

Lmoa

[fading shuttle]

a shame

[quartz ridge]

I just assume big number = bad low number = good lol

[slender rock]

i mean yeah

[swift scarab]

@pastel quartz Camo and time of day, which ones do you think

I usually go concrete camo at 600

[fading shuttle]

stealth and stealth

[swift scarab]

Elaborate

[final cedar]

naked

unwashed

demon form

[swift scarab]

Still gotta choose a camo for naked

[fading shuttle]

its called using the stealth suit and being a sweat

[final cedar]

desert tan

[quartz ridge]

Why is he called naked snake if he isnt naked

[slender rock]

nah you get the ones with the fucked up wheel and burnt paint because the local crackhead took off with it and did under a bridge bbq

[wide basin]

cause he going with no gear fr

[swift scarab]

Real

Yes I used my phone I’m lazy as shit

[slender rock]

I mean he is kinda

[final cedar]

[slender rock]

disgusting

[fading shuttle]

use screensnipper

[quartz ridge]

F11

[swift scarab]

It’s a ps4 tf you mean

[sterile dome]

💀 so true

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-up-dry-heave-vomit-gross-eww-gif-23254758

[slender rock]

ew gross

[fading shuttle]

console user

[quartz ridge]

Nerdddd mine broke down within a year

[swift scarab]

I’ve had mine for 3

[quartz ridge]

I dont trust consoles no more

[swift scarab]

[visual stirrup]

false
ps4 has no games

[quartz ridge]

My ps3 lasted longer

Its still kicking

[final cedar]

once you unlock flaming buffalo it's always gonna be bikini (tiger stripe)

[fading shuttle]

playstation has no games

[quartz ridge]

Gaystation

[swift scarab]

Specifically tiger stripe or golden tiger

Which one

[slender rock]

Praystation 🙏

[quartz ridge]

Dude whats happened to consoles

Like they used to last long

Ny ps3 was kept in dusty asf conditions

[final cedar]

u right golden tiger

[quartz ridge]

And it still runs

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/money-mr-krabs-gif-18326632

[rancid iris]

raise price + lower cost of production

that’s what happened

[quartz ridge]

It had multiple cds stuck in its disk space but we got it out and it works

[rancid iris]

multiple

[final cedar]

Megalodon swimsuit

[wide basin]

if you guys don't remember

the PS5 at launch was ok

[quartz ridge]

Ps3 was a beast

[wide basin]

then like

3 weeks later

[swift scarab]

E

[wide basin]

they started shpping out PS5's with

alternative parts

or downgrades

which resulted in issues, worse performance, heating, more noise

etc

[swift scarab]

Ain’t got any swimsuits, sorry

[wide basin]

at the same price

[wide basin]

without being able to tell

[rancid iris]

fish

[swift scarab]

Fish

[sterile dome]

ye

[wide basin]

🐡

[slender rock]

fiche

[swift scarab]

Fish react the fish

[strange harbor]

Ps3... the George Foreman grill you mean.

[fading shuttle]

oh wait OVERWATCH IS OUT ON STEAM

[quartz ridge]

It worked great as a grill

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/it-crowd-maurice-moss-richard-ayoade-go-on-interesting-gif-4218686

[quartz ridge]

Overwatch is baddd

Nobody knows the male characters

[fading shuttle]

only mostly?

[quartz ridge]

Everyone knows the female ones tho

[fading shuttle]

disappointing

[quartz ridge]

I wonder why

[rancid iris]

wow

[swift scarab]

Real

[swift scarab]

Not the grippers

[rancid iris]

put them AWAY

[rancid iris]

lookin like an internet browser company logo

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-emoji-disintegrating-emoji-disappearing-meme-21st-century-gif-24891417

[rancid iris]

that’s crazy

firefox was the biggest downgrade to an icon a company could have made

[swift scarab]

Here’s what I got then

[ruby minnow]

i might be mentally unstable but posting cat pictures is great

[swift scarab]

Kot

[fading shuttle]

eye big mean murder

[ruby minnow]

yes this is a serbian general that killed thousands of innocent civilliians

[swift scarab]

I figured

[fading shuttle]

*bosnian

[swift scarab]

Be right back, time to raid this bastard

(I expect to lose)

[ruby minnow]

look at this silly creature

[final cedar]

big daddy prototype

[thin cedar]

Cuphead

[ruby minnow]

Void craves

[swift scarab]

I lost :)

[mint mist]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1016708785840078999/1139305206656540702/video0-1_1_1.mp4 @ someone

[fading shuttle]

The beast grows angered

Woe shall befall them

[fading shuttle]

Cute fella

[fallow trellis]

cute, needs a shave tho

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473706892057772054/1139309924703293470/dmItVwQJxlCwhwFS.mp4

[sage otter]

What do you guys think the context of this photo is

[somber warren]

murica

[sick merlin]

Hey, legit question, after how many warnings do you face consequences and what are they? Just a mute? Ban?

[visual stirrup]

depends on the moderator and the timeframe of your offenses
there aren't really solid rules

[sick merlin]

Oh, cuz twice I posted a memes that had the dreaded nword in (granted both times I just didn't pay attention to it) so I was wondering if it was like a three strikes kinda deal

[sage otter]

I believe you get banned at what would be your 4th warning

[somber warren]

there is ppl with like 12 warns

[sage otter]

lmao

[sick merlin]

[sage otter]

gobbling mad admin dicks

[somber warren]

depends on what you do

[grim sluice]

If it breaks disord TOS that is a definite paddling/ban

[sage otter]

Makes sense ig

[sick merlin]

Twice it was mwadi so maybe I should ask him next time

[swift scarab]

You rang

[somber warren]

nah no way you got 12 warns

cap

[swift scarab]

Not that many but I have a lot

It’s been a while

[somber warren]

i only have 2

[swift scarab]

Iedy said if I get warned two more times I’m banned, so

[somber warren]

do it

no balls

[swift scarab]

Nah, this is one of the few places I enjoy talking in

[cedar lion]

Fart

[pastel quartz]

You’re out of touch! I’m out of time…

[tulip ravine]

Hello brainfart

It’s pepper

[livid pond]

💀

[mint mist]

is kenshi good without mods?

[undone wave]

"Critically acclaimed"

[grim sluice]

They stole the SFM animation reviews

[hasty dove]

is there porn 2 though?

[weak jackal]

yeah its called sex

[native jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/844971078229164072/1139324321152651404/icandowhateverthefaqiwant.gif

[hasty dove]

more like it is something with "cuck" in it

[weak jackal]

group sex followed by group cheese board tasting

having a gouda time

[sleek zinc]

While I've never had the former I have had the later. Therefore I imagine the combination of the two to be dubiously enjoyable.

[oblique spire]

@uncut obsidian As im checking out of my hotel 2 Turks are arguing about shawarmas

[surreal smelt]

I'm over here buying my post rn, I got guan on my head rn. Provincial Inspector and shit, I'm corrupt as fuck man I'm a Han Official

[grizzled meadow]

Go away again

[haughty shore]

A Shin for your kiss

[spare dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-gif-18494870

[open turret]

boy kisser died lmao

[grizzled meadow]

Fucking finally

And we killed it

[queen finch]

why daddy?

[grizzled meadow]

Where the hell have you been

[queen finch]

I'm sorry daddy I was busy~ have I been a bad kitten? 🥺

[sleek zinc]

Food... the ultimate cultural link. God could come back, and instead of undoing the curse of bable he could just tell everyone that they could all enjoy fried chicken.

[haughty shore]

The zone is here

[open turret]

https://i.redd.it/4xbxed9rhahb1.jpg

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1000158050541379594/1136967434365046844/IMG_1007.png.jpg

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/636577085036429353/908377665961066547/video0_45_1.mp4

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/926581383680385084/1139194033676222684/VID_20230810_150246_937.mp4

[swift scarab]

Mf stole my bank notes, can’t have shit in Romania

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439519603459227661/1124866500210196621/asd.mp4

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/888516333568925716/1139264197742563429/5048493476474.mp4

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/942164694301552650/1138659154165248151/Snapchat-1892476215.mp4

[undone wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/979033239559761920/1085603609347096616/rapidsave.com_s555tkqs1vna1.gif

[open turret]

lab x18 experience

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1068402079242145813/1137513554887577775/videoplayback.mp4

[trim sequoia]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/960148888910721054/1040020014960476190/attachment-1.gif

[sterile dome]

^

[glad carbon]

Bioshock infinite walked so Overwatch could run

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1085379327044100236/1139300055015227522/jC3XmN33R8N4dkzW.mp4

[grim sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/blanket-attack-cat-bite-gif-25890273

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473706892057772054/1139359370723995768/the_man_beast.mp4

[mint mist]

idk what that is

is this just about the bed and its a dogshit meme or

its this and i dont udnerstnadit

[surreal smelt]

There's a joke going around that fallout new vegas fans are femboys

[mint mist]

oh

thats afllout new vegas

ok

really??????

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010382307447812176/1139358811879112815/IMG_0307.png

[surreal smelt]

I like NV but never got into the community because everytime I cared enough to try I would hear about some crazy schism breaking out.

[high token]

I play new Vegas to kill everyone

[surreal smelt]

I play NV to become a warlord

[high token]

I took down the Legion with a 12mm rifle and enclave armor

Enclave still the goat

[undone wave]

Kid named PGM Hecate II 12.7x99mm precision anti-materiel rifle

[undone wave]

Based

[mint mist]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaF6SHkOjFk&ab_channel=DaveBondy

sadeg

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/169137183620333579/1138957971095834764/Brethrenhighnimble_704736_10775888.mp4

[high token]

What a family friendly gun

[urban ocean]

I run a driving school and this is incredibly amusing

[final cedar]

Is it true you're the scum of the earth or is that just a stereotype about driving school owners?

legit asking, cause people here hate driving instructors / driving school owner with a passion due to how much they charge and get away with

[urban ocean]

I know people like that, I'm not. I often give discounts or throw in freebies

[toxic sundial]

It came to me in a dream!

And then I forgot it in another dream 😦

[final cedar]

lol

lmao even

[runic kernel]

Hi Madi Hi Metron2

[uncut obsidian]

hi

[gusty willow]

#stillthursday

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1085379327044100236/1139360055825809428/3E6C9952-E2A8-4EF3-9D9E-96FD318DE14B.mov

[primal kiln]

https://vxtwitter.com/jnyboy/status/1689697941613690881?t=INNsKqwFA5p14waOMrGRCQ&s=35

[chilly bridge]

ok now where is the original that isn't audio fucked by some tiktoker

[primal kiln]

https://youtu.be/UasTjym-GGs

[chilly bridge]

just not the same without the video edits other gatchi edits have

[quartz saffron]

I saw a trash taste episode where they just rip on England tourism because all they got is Big Ben and pubs

I always wanted to visit, now not so sure

[chilly bridge]

by definition of body posture, they are laying and standing simultaneously

they are not sitting, as their head would need to be raised above the legs

[sullen osprey]

depends if they are using their legs to hold themselves up, if they are then its sitting because "sitting" is just extending their front legs to hold themselves, the angle of the sitting should not matter though

[ruby minnow]

real

[tame hazel]

a little salty indeed

[ornate tulip]

Goodnight brainfart

[sullen osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1085379327044100236/1139300055015227522/jC3XmN33R8N4dkzW.mp4

[eager igloo]

Bruh it's fuckin chilly today

[upper axle]

damn i really missed a conversation about Vampire: The Masquerade earlier. why is it when i take a nap i ALWAYS miss the good shit?

https://tenor.com/view/im-angy-angry-no-talk-with-me-sloaney-panda-gif-14286263

[chrome jewel]

based

[chrome jewel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790559768916918272/1139407741438410812/IMG_20230809_100955_988.jpg

[chilly vine]

potato chips taste of fried oil, grapefruit tastes better

[undone wave]

https://youtu.be/YEREhXBNfzw
Brainfart argument

[eager igloo]

Baked chips best chips

[weak jackal]

hot chip fan located

[eager igloo]

Tf is that

[weak jackal]

I think its a woman

idk i'm so nervous

[eager igloo]

Ur on a date?

[weak jackal]

she said we're eachothers destinies idk what that means

[ruby minnow]

look at this cat right now

[undone wave]

aye aye

[remote vine]

Holy shit spoida man

[ruby minnow]

y'all will never see me post about dogs

if you see that it means my account is stolen or a skinwalker has took my place

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/ready-for-take-off-goodest-boy-calm-tricks-good-boy-gif-14423117

[ruby minnow]

btw artwork section is missing from Overwatch 2

[undone wave]

I should move to Eastern Anatolia

[ruby minnow]

why

[undone wave]

this funny video made it look based

[ruby minnow]

there is nothing but desert terrorists and kurdish people in eastern anatolia

[undone wave]

https://youtu.be/b_H_5vnrIpw?t=155
timestamped

[ruby minnow]

i watched it 10 times already

[undone wave]

understandable

[ruby minnow]

Turkey sucks

but Eastern Anatolia sucks more

[undone wave]

Come visit the Great Basin area we've got

[ruby minnow]

Look at this cat right now

[undone wave]

sir yes sir

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleep-gif-23970142

[ruby minnow]

@grizzled meadow new content

[fading shuttle]

its friday

[fallow trellis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5YK-triv-g

https://tenor.com/view/master-oogway-kung-fu-panda-inner-peace-gif-11501603

[fading shuttle]

yeah i noticed last night, the reviews werent that funny sadly

just the usual, "haha le porn has video game" or actually making fun of how bad the game is

[ruby minnow]

i will download overwatch 2 and just post the review with drg's steam page

its clearly a way better game then overwatch 2

[fading shuttle]

not even comparable games

[ruby minnow]

there are classes and its pve

well actually there is no pve in overwatch 2 but

[weak jackal]

i still am pissed they deleted the loot boxes

i had like 20 i hadn't opened that they opened for me and didn't tell me what was inside

so i had to manually look around

totally vibe ruined

I played i think only widow and junkrat

junkrat ult is just unf

and widow go headshot

[grim sluice]

Update

[ruby minnow]

and DRG is not made by a money hungry dev

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439519668819066880/1139350160363761784/Snapsave_3d63333256cff5abded4653058167048_Source.mp4

Steam to Blizzard RN

[tulip ravine]

Good morning brainfard

[weak jackal]

hiiiidro

[tulip ravine]

How’s it going