🎪bruh-fart

[tulip ravine]

Half the time when I’m drunk people don’t even realise because I’m just acting normal

[high token]

Born to be silly, forced to pay taxes

[runic kernel]

@weak jackal
On the left we got Barberian me who only throws axes into heads
In the middle We have our Dragonborn othbreaker paladin who murders children
And on the right we have our Drow sorcerer who acts like they're above everyone

[weak jackal]

classic

[tulip ravine]

Still remember the night I drank too much got kicked out club for being too drunk,didn’t argue or anything just went back to hotel, woke up next morning fully clothed cost on bloodshot eyes and just feeling tired

Then had to get a 3 and a half hour train ride home

[final cedar]

Hate booze

[tulip ravine]

Within morderation I enjoy it

I had to pull my Mrs a few times on it though

She would drink a 2 pint cocktail pitcher in 10 mins

[final cedar]

can have so many more fun things. Ever spent an entire night binging nothing but energy drinks

[weak jackal]

LOL GET PERSUADED DINGUS (Baldurs gate 3 spoilers

[final cedar]

noooo

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010382307447812176/1138676603723972779/F3DIfndWcAAraS1.png

[tulip ravine]

With me is 4 beers = sleepy 6 beers = energetic 10 beers = sleepy anything much more i just get stressed and want to go home

[final cedar]

they done murdered Lily the Nightkin

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010382307447812176/1138680573985034310/F2_84I6XkAEfRpn.png

[tulip ravine]

Did you know carrots give you night vision

[high token]

Myth

[tulip ravine]

Nah it’s true!

[high token]

Uranium helps you glow in the dark

[final cedar]

stick em in your eyes and it's all dark

[tulip ravine]

Uranium enriched shits

[tulip ravine]

That is something the Mrs would do

[final cedar]

heh

[tulip ravine]

First day I met her she painted her face with flag for football, told her to spray some perfume on hand coz the alcohol melts the ink

Dumb bitch sprayed in her eyes

[high token]

Infinite uranium generator

[tulip ravine]

Fr

[high token]

Me after getting hit in the eye by a goth girl and trying not to scream so she doesn’t get the ick

[tulip ravine]

Tbf mate if she “gets the ick” over anything you do she ain’t the one my man

[little mirage]

Hold up you just gave me the greatest idea for elite deep dives

[tulip ravine]

https://youtu.be/gwButnBJvWg

[little mirage]

What is kangs skill level focused on?

[tulip ravine]

This is why I don’t trust houses built here

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010382307447812176/1138565070641692692/F3CFrNbWYAAmpKR.png

[tulip ravine]

New builds are known for their shoddy work, yet my grandmas built in the 60s is holding up strong

[urban ocean]

My next run I'm gonna do an oath breaker paladin tiefling with dark urge

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010382307447812176/1138554034165391390/F2_64L1XEAAoJTM.png

[glad carbon]

what sword and what mace

[urban ocean]

Not bald japanese man

[weak jackal]

||Githyanki psionic sword you get from one of the ladies in charge at the creche and the tears of some god you get from the same temple in a hidden room in the bottom||

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/853726500371955742/907026264546754590/cachedGif.gif

[uncut obsidian]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1688568410920116225

[plucky void]

lmao

[native jungle]

We need this.

[plucky void]

yes

[high token]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-out-of-bed-short-people-memes-short-people-problems-gif-26144388

[plucky void]

I can personally confirm this

[tame hazel]

i killed her

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1085379307997765702/1138642106886398015/dark_putin_gif.gif

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/885094180920102935/1130966160393895986/video0-1-1.mp4

[undone wave]

You criticized the T-14 Armata

Didn't you

[weak jackal]

you're missing out on the funniest dialogue in game

[tame hazel]

next time

im still in my act 2, once i finish the game ill play evil run

[weak jackal]

what do you think of my collection

[tame hazel]

onlyfans merch

[fading shuttle]

murder

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010382307447812176/1138697072070111282/image.png

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010382307447812176/1138697222867914752/image.png

[fading shuttle]

strength and heavy weapons is the actual answer, but murder is a synonym

[little mirage]

Kill the reaver leader and display his corpse

3 weeks of kenshi waiting for revenge. Sstisfying shit ever

[fading shuttle]

nah the reavers are cool

they hate the uc as much as i do

[little mirage]

Mf they kidnapped my 3 main leaders and killed them little to no relations with uc

[fading shuttle]

thats your own personal issue

[little mirage]

Took me 3 weeks to make my workers at base into kings and completely annihilate them all

[fading shuttle]

shouldve been able to defend yourself

[little mirage]

I will never submit to mr reaver king

Only video game character that pissed me off. Thought i was retarded.

Oh well the fog men consumed him 😊

[weak jackal]

can't you get like automatic crossbows in kenshi

[fading shuttle]

no

not automatic anyway

[weak jackal]

i know there are crabs

[little mirage]

Crab armies are sadly not so optimal

Wtf now I want to waste another 100+ hours on kenshi

[fading shuttle]

crab armor is very optimal

[little mirage]

Armor but not creatures

More cannon fodder

[slender rock]

funny frogman from upsidedown land is on an endless KM run on My summer Car.

Madlad

every chat adds 2.12* multiplyer on the KMs

aaaaaa

[fading shuttle]

ah yeah, cant wait to see the reviews when overwatch 2 releases on steam tomorrow

[slender rock]

oh god

[fading shuttle]

gonna be fun

[slender rock]

SFM and blender artists gonna have gold again aren't they

SMH

[upper axle]

yea Martin's gonna fucking die before that hits zero if he doesnt give up.

[slender rock]

I am waiting until MSC crashes

[upper axle]

there's just no way his community is gonna let him hit zero literally ever

[upper axle]

LMAO THAT WOULD BE FUNNY AS SHIT

[slender rock]

he already fucked up on the train

😄

[fading shuttle]

what gold, the mines are dried up

[slender rock]

Oh

car ded

[fading shuttle]

they have done everything already

[slender rock]

he's fucked

[upper axle]

but yea i saw that short when he posted it and i immediately went "i dont think he realizes this will soon be the worst idea he has ever had and now he's made the bed and has to lie in it"

[fading shuttle]

they have all the models

[weak jackal]

HOLY FUCK Baldurs gate 3 spoiler

[sullen osprey]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUzoirX7k0k

[slender rock]

HOLY FUCKING CHRIST

[upper axle]

yea idk jack about baldur's gate lore, what is that?

[slender rock]

Idk but I don;t think it's nice

[upper axle]

ah.

[slender rock]

I think it's mean

anyways back to Bottom Greer, these fucking donos of 300+ bucks

h

[weak jackal]

||a god of death||

[eager igloo]

Luv this picture

[upper axle]

has anyone done the 700 dollar supporter pack that nukes the screen with stupid shit and loud noises for like 20 seconds or whatever yet?

[slender rock]

Several times I think

😐

[upper axle]

YEESH

[quartz saffron]

do we have any "Literally me" memes? I just watched barbie

[slender rock]

He's crashed again

[upper axle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899763415290097664/1137927200197333102/LaDGOGtp.mp4

[quartz saffron]

ty ty

[eager igloo]

Isn't that what the counter "Idiots" is for?

[upper axle]

idk im not actively watching the stream rn

[quartz saffron]

i know there's one i downloaded a while ago, its the place beyond the piens

[slender rock]

car isn't staying started

[upper axle]

yea NGL i think doing an endurance oriented thing in SPECIFICALLY my summer car was the WORST decision of this chain of bad decisions.

[eager igloo]

My mans gonna earn so much money he will be able to buy a better car irl

[upper axle]

like, he could have done gran tourismo, or assetto corsa or ANY OTHER DRIVING GAME EVER

[slender rock]

he's fucking raking in money though

[upper axle]

yea

[slender rock]

so... like

[upper axle]

this is true

i cant fault him for it

but i can say he chose objectively the most painful game for this kind of challenge

[slender rock]

I can't manage to get two friends to pay 1buck for a shitty ambient track that my untalented, barely musically compentent ass can muster in FL11

so he's doing something

that's what matters

[upper axle]

real.

[slender rock]

[sullen osprey]

"Axe body spray, you might as well tell her your a serial killer" Lmao

[slender rock]

I think his soul has just evaporated

h

[upper axle]

thats the IRL equivalent of

[sullen osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/your-soul-is-mine-vape-vacuum-tiktok-gif-23929372

[slender rock]

lol

a... perkele. moment

[eager igloo]

If I earned so much money Id gladly do that track for a next month

[slender rock]

four idiots donoed the big ones

i can't remember if that's for the 500 or 700

but yes

[weak jackal]

GAY PEOPLE

[eager igloo]

Shocking

[slender rock]

[fading shuttle]

baldurs gate truly is a fantasy game

there are gay people

[eager igloo]

Fr fr

[trim sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/steaming-mood-gif-26350270

[lusty sonnet]

@solar obsidian

[stone shoal]

How long's the stream gone on for anyhow?

5.30 Hours

Neat

[fallow trellis]

why do u have a picture of me as ur pfp

[grizzled meadow]

Hi martincito

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah right
He absolutely knew what was about to happen, it's the perfect way to grab new subscribers, because he know his fanbase

[undone wave]

He's currently 5.8% done
Not accounting for further extensions

[fading shuttle]

i go for my run, pleasant cool air

https://vxtwitter.com/SandStoneArtis1/status/1688940946346627072?t=fxF_6KulJPgNYi-5azzuTA&s=19

[slender rock]

no

[undone wave]

The chamberussy 😩

[slender rock]

[native jungle]

I lost.

[fading shuttle]

its not novermber, you are fine

[grim sluice]

Calib-ussy

[oblique spire]

no

[grim sluice]

How many times have you cocked a weapon then?

I know you like German factions in games, so the Heckler and KOCH is strong for you.

[glad carbon]

The cosmoline ain't only for the rifle

[glad carbon]

How is koch pronounced in their name

[grim sluice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzssZwvhN6A

[glad carbon]

I know it can be like cook, cock, co, kotch

Coke is the closest ig

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1097289058926993588/1138694028964147224/Uni_alert.mov

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/691490991957344326/1138715534565834773/woo.jpg

[eager igloo]

Huh, turns out I have BG3

My brother bought it on my account bc he was too lazy to make his

Dumbass

[proud cipher]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/349276154118799391/1138723421954506802/rapidsave.com_pretty_much-ubwpe17kipgb1_1.mp4

[proud cipher]

play it

[eager igloo]

Did they improve optimalisation since early access?

Because I remember it barely worked on my pc

[proud cipher]

i dont really remember how it was in EA was long time ago

[glad carbon]

Uhhh

[proud cipher]

but i would guess it is better since new drivers came out and stuff

[glad carbon]

It plays fine for a while

And then it eats ur frames randomly

[eager igloo]

Okay nvm, I don't have a fucking 150 GB to spare

[glad carbon]

At least 4 me

[proud cipher]

its like 125 on drive

[somber warren]

150gb lmao

western game dev was here

[fading shuttle]

Real

[eager igloo]

I could uninstall arma, then it would fit

Or at least mods

[somber warren]

but do you want to delete arma

[eager igloo]

Hm

I didn't play it for a year or so

no

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow

[proud cipher]

uninstalling games with mods etc could bite u in the ass in the future if u would want to play it

unless u can make a collection on steam or something to easily download it

[eager igloo]

That's why Im never uninstalling fallout nv

[proud cipher]

ye i do the same for games like that

if its just standalone game i can just uninstall and download it in future

its nice t have fast internet

ngl

[eager igloo]

I will have to do full format eventually though

[proud cipher]

ihavent done full reset since forever

[eager igloo]

Same

[mortal crane]

2 years, 9 months, 28 days

about almost 3 years

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/114590890156097536/1138725053920452638/What_do_DJs_do.mp4

[carmine crown]

Keep seeing this game, is it any good or just a typical mmo

[grim sluice]

Single Player RPG. A bit unique gameplay wise, plays quite like Divinity Series.

[eager igloo]

Quite literally DnD video game

[fading shuttle]

not even an mmo

[grim sluice]

Neverwinter

Fucking Neverwinter Nights was the shit.

That was DND the game.

[eager igloo]

Never played that, though I heard that name

[carmine crown]

Ah, assumed it was by its looks

[eager igloo]

BG3 has one to one DnD mechanics

[grim sluice]

The Divinity style CRPG [I think that's the term] is not my cup of tea, but they seem to have gotten the core down.

[fading shuttle]

where is the dm that sexually harrasses female players?

[grim sluice]

Table top DND is still my jam too.

[grim sluice]

Player, with mods

[eager igloo]

I'm more of a world of darkness gal in terms of tabletops

[fading shuttle]

im more of a "i dont like top-down rpgs and have been bored every time i tried one" type of retard

[grim sluice]

I loved Neverwinter Nights as a top down, but something about the Divinity and similar game mechanics just don't hit me right.

[eager igloo]

I could get through divinity ngl

[lusty sonnet]

that's @grizzled meadow

[eager igloo]

Are isometric games also considered top down?

[fading shuttle]

ive tried tyranny, divinity, pathfinder, pillars of eternity

couldnt get invested in a single one

[oblique spire]

I say it like Kosh

[oblique spire]

[somber warren]

Wrong

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/285880764493725696/1138379859953987685/RDT_20230807_095321.mp4

[glad carbon]

I'm more of a Koch kinda guy

[uncut obsidian]

@tulip ravine POV

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761464325951600/1138600081893892276/20230807_194529.jpg

[somber warren]

20 peice

[weak jackal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F3Ed7W7XIAAOafT?format=jpg&name=medium

[ruby minnow]

man is the world going to end or something

because riot actually added something good in leauge

[runic kernel]

Hi Syno Hi Madi Hi Chimp Hi Metron

[proud cipher]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1115316350739546173.gif?size=64

[final cedar]

Hey hey

anyone seen Heavenly Delusion?

[grim sluice]

https://twitter.com/catshouldnt/status/1688966437069819904

place where cat shouldn't be (@catshouldnt)

Art. Artist

Likes

47950

Retweets

3750

Twitter · Aug 8, 2023, 5:32 PM

Howdy cat

[final cedar]

Frame it

[quartz ridge]

smg4 / smg64 reference eh???

( wallet inspector )

a OLDDD one

[solar obsidian]

[lusty sonnet]

[mortal crane]

I'm smg4 fan too

[grizzled meadow]

Impossible, no women in here

[lusty sonnet]

[glad carbon]

The fallout one also encompasses Boston and Appalachia

[haughty elbow]

🤓

[heavy peak]

@runic kernel
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/737359056401989735/955987803483828285/4_6050602561981910340.mp4

[ruby minnow]

but cyberpunk and edgerunners is literally the same thing

[solar obsidian]

@stone blade

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1085388195065249893/1138726441979219999/Snaptik.app_7263138997365460229.mp4

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/738548949488762954/1138703165831778414/image.png

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1085379307997765702/1138667423361409064/export_1691453393825.mov

[ruby minnow]

Look at this cat right now

[stone blade]

yes

[high token]

I feel bad for it

It's fucking morbidly obese

[quartz ridge]

Immediately after posting that my internet went down

They are nuking me, arent they

[high token]

idk why but my internet has been going insane lately

aswell

it bricks from time to time

[grim sluice]

Meme magic is real
I got a power outage after I was sent a meme here. The curse has been passed on.

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010382307447812176/1138691755391332392/Screenshot_20230806-162935.png

[solar obsidian]

me too. this week, everyday the router restarts at least 3 times

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1085379307997765702/1137965056961806376/Discord_EAKTLI0CxH-1.gif

[solar obsidian]

weird, i never had these issues

[high token]

fff

Oh my god

my wifi

There

[high token]

The north koreans are finally launching a international wide cyber attack fr

My Wi-Fi is bricking as we speak rn Jesus fuck

[solar obsidian]

@high token, im lithuanian, it's in europe

[high token]

im in asia rn

Even my friend in america is experiencing this

[solar obsidian]

we are all going to die!

[quartz ridge]

Im in Cali and my wifi tanked

On data rn

[high token]

What the fuck going on dawg.

[quartz ridge]

My auto quality on youtube is 144p 💀💀

[high token]

sam

i couldnt load a youtube video for 5 mins

and it was 2 mins long

[quartz ridge]

The north koreans have launched a attack

International wifi shortages

[high token]

Even one of my friends in south america be getting his shit bricked

at times

CIA finally had enough

[quartz ridge]

God i cant watch yourube like this

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1085379307997765702/1138642106886398015/dark_putin_gif.gif

[glad carbon]

average shadowwizardmoneygang fan

[high token]

Nah bro, he's the son of ODIN

in his emo phase rn

[glad carbon]

nah bro think he thor

[high token]

blud think he loki

[heavy halo]

WHY DOES EVERYBODY I START TO LOVE LEAVE ME

im gonna go after someone im brainfart next i swear-

who doesnt want a chick who abuses you and berates you in public but gives amazing head and treats you like a puppy at home

[glad carbon]

who the hell would want that

nah fr who

[ruby minnow]

Ivan

[glad carbon]

thats true

[uncut obsidian]

@oblique spire

[lusty sonnet]

falco fr

[robust cove]

Everyone here is scared of women, so good luck

[solar obsidian]

[robust cove]

The last one is truly the most HEINOUS

[eager igloo]

Fr

[scarlet berry]

wassup

[odd sail]

This is not the version I'd seen before

[heavy halo]

i like falco but hes too young i think

i think hes 17? 😭

i never payed attention to anybodys age here since i never saw anybody here romantically

[glad carbon]

just see people as their PFP, theres no real person behind the little internet picture

[dull sun]

🤨

[heavy halo]

I see everyone as a cat meow

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/691490732300566548/1052028159660404736/image0.gif

[odd sail]

Walter white is cooking artefacts

[solar obsidian]

15*

[robust cove]

12*

[solar obsidian]

nah, he would be banned from discord

[robust cove]

yeah like maczonaczo

[solar obsidian]

@pastel quartz @pastel quartz you alive?

[exotic glade]

Hello everyone.
I have a decent computer, I can play the gamma mod with all graphicoptions up to maximum on maximum resolution with more then 60fps. But....sometimes the fps drop to 2-4 fps

[glad carbon]

this is shitpost chat not support

[robust cove]

#╰⚡fps-optimisation

[exotic glade]

Ah ok

[solar obsidian]

my brother in christ, this is a shitpost channel

is that a shitpost?

[robust cove]

no, this is client support now, how can I help you?

[solar obsidian]

how can i get rich?

[robust cove]

If I knew that I wouldn't be fucking working here headass, will there be anything else?

[solar obsidian]

how are you?

[young fulcrum]

Have you ever heard of something called creditmaxxing?

[glad carbon]

is this the support channel

[severe flicker]

e

a

sports

its in the game

[glad carbon]

fraud is such a harsh word

[robust cove]

fuckin minted mate, just woke up surprisingly without a hangover, now I just need to have the biggest internal battle to convince myself to go to the gym

[solar obsidian]

go on

[young fulcrum]

One man's fraud is another man's profitable business enterprise

[solar obsidian]

get ripped, king

[robust cove]

shit now I have to go, okay thank you

[young fulcrum]

Basically you apply for credit cards, max them out, and then file bankruptcy to have the government bail you out... Repeatedly.

[heavy halo]

Fr???

[solar obsidian]

yes

[young fulcrum]

It is more beneficial for you and your mental health if you were to keep it that way I think, Mister

I heard everyone else in this channel is crazy except for me

[rare lily]

True 👍

[young fulcrum]

Thank you Bingus, you lunatic

[heavy halo]

i am a mister now

someone bring out my new suit tie and monocole

or monicle

idk

the glasses eye thingy

[young fulcrum]

The suit maketh the man Meowster Machine

[rare lily]

Real

Gm gm

[young fulcrum]

https://www.etsy.com/de-en/listing/616243374/real-monocle-golden-with-cord-no?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_se_en_se_-jewelry_megafeed&utm_custom1=_k_EAIaIQobChMIspzzqavPgAMVKjUGAB0Hug1CEAQYAyABEgJLFfD_BwE_k_&utm_content=go_20050906268_151556182954_656775411830_pla-295491029933_m__616243374ende_704667981&utm_custom2=20050906268&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIspzzqavPgAMVKjUGAB0Hug1CEAQYAyABEgJLFfD_BwE

Only 274 Swedish Krona

[tulip ravine]

Bro is NOT going to be purple

[young fulcrum]

TFW no purple:

[dull sun]

the fuck with the picture

[final cedar]

am I drunk, what direction am I supposed to read those panels

[odd sail]

top to bottom, right to left

[final cedar]

in that order?

[odd sail]

this is a 4koma strip so top to bottom and then right to left

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-discord-embed-failure-gif-23706073

[tulip ravine]

Metro

Stop reading this brother

The march to ultimate victory has begun

https://tenor.com/view/mpla-death-to-the-mpla-black-ops2-bo2-savimbi-gif-19792376

[robust cove]

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/zzs7mWuCD5k

[tulip ravine]

Hello sodomy

My old friend

[final cedar]

Like this?

[devout hull]

I've come to talk with you again.

[odd sail]

no no no

[tulip ravine]

That’s just give me autism

[tulip ravine]

My main ally

[odd sail]

yes

[final cedar]

Bruh...

[tulip ravine]

Bruh

[final cedar]

thanks

now it checks

[tulip ravine]

Anyway

How are you all this morning

[final cedar]

so where we marching?

[odd sail]

in normal manga you read like this

[tulip ravine]

Wherever the MPLA is hiding

[fading shuttle]

they have different titles so they are separate short stories

[robust cove]

no like this duh

[final cedar]

[tulip ravine]

Actually you don’t read it at all

[final cedar]

0 days since being lost

[tulip ravine]

Cause it’s manga

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-wtf-gif-22061053

[tulip ravine]

Nuh uh

[odd sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/738645219561439272/1115295230569226320/lehammers.gif

[final cedar]

I II
II I_

[tulip ravine]

I’m going to shut in your sink

Shit

[odd sail]

im going to pee in your bladder

[final cedar]

kinky

[robust cove]

shut the sink hydro

[tulip ravine]

Stay away from me you infectious germ

[robust cove]

you are wasting water

[odd sail]

no

i will manually empty your rectum

[final cedar]

I'll make you breathe manually now

[robust cove]

he is Jermaaa????

[final cedar]

[tulip ravine]

Germa

[odd sail]

i am breathing mechanically 😦

[tulip ravine]

Jokes on you my autism stops me from doing it

[robust cove]

L child yeah

[final cedar]

iron lung enthusiast?

[tulip ravine]

Top 10 sinks to shut numero uno Pavlo

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sink-deep-emotional-door-open-gif-24011307

[tulip ravine]

Luv me iron lung

wait how do you breathe in a iron lung if your head is outside the machine

Does it not use oxygen? Or does it literally just make you breathe

[final cedar]

iron lung creates vacuum which forces air into your lung

sucks the air out inside the iron lung so your chest expands and fills up

[tulip ravine]

ryan gosling is mid

Ryan Reynolds on the other hand

[robust cove]

you are now excomunicated from this server

[young fulcrum]

Even midder

[scenic field]

im more of a mle gibson man

[tulip ravine]

Yeah but Ryan Reynolds’s is funny

And he didn’t play the cringe role of Ken

So

[thorny anvil]

https://twitter.com/traaa_a/status/1685072152930684928

T R A A (@traaa_a)

These two have to be one of the worst memes of this year

Likes

9187

Retweets

1105

Twitter · Jul 28, 2023, 11:38 PM

[robust cove]

you are definitely 5

[final cedar]

But fr are you hooked up to a assisted breathing machine?

[odd sail]

not right now

but i was, at one point

[tulip ravine]

no just the Mrs has ruined the film for me

[young fulcrum]

He doesn't write his lines big dawg

[final cedar]

longer period or just for an op / post injury?

[tulip ravine]

No shit but actors add their own flair to it

[odd sail]

for 5 days because of an illness

[tulip ravine]

If we are talking from pure comedy

I love sacha baron cohen

[final cedar]

did you try sudoku and was put on life support?

[robust cove]

yeah that is the dumbest point I've ever heard bro

[tulip ravine]

He just trolls American rallys it’s funny

[odd sail]

I only claim other peoples lives, not my own

[tulip ravine]

https://youtu.be/Wb5dQycDnPE

[odd sail]

[final cedar]

This makes it even more interesting

I mean you don't have to, but do you wana elaborate?

[tulip ravine]

Metro out here psychoanalysing brainfart

[odd sail]

By living in the tropics you are exposed to a wide variety of pathogens that can kill you

[tulip ravine]

Pathogens smathogens

[final cedar]

yeah but how does mental illness lead to being put on life support?

[thorny anvil]

https://twitter.com/sigmairony/status/1686205685413867521

Sigma Irony (@sigmairony)

https://t.co/ThdUJ1hZwe

Likes

1765

Retweets

230

▶ Play video

Twitter · Aug 1, 2023, 2:42 AM

[final cedar]

lol, psycho anal

[young fulcrum]

Yeah bro, but I'm shit posting here during my shift and I want to start a disagreement in here

[final cedar]

have you tried shift posting during a shit?

[final cedar]

bruh

I read that as mental illness.

I need sleep

[young fulcrum]

That's what I'm fixing to do after the local street food works it's way through my system

[odd sail]

I think you need more than just ventilation because of what you were thinking

[final cedar]

I guess my brain autocorrected anything called illness here with mental illness because it's brainfart

[young fulcrum]

Reasonable

[thorny anvil]

extended version

[solar obsidian]

understandable

[tulip ravine]

The life of a cat is so lovely 🗣️🗣️

[final cedar]

all of my families cats are fixed

poor guy never recovered having his balls stolen

[odd sail]

I'm going to Czechia this year

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bk2Wl.gif

[odd sail]

Will I be able to survive with knowing Russian

[final cedar]

what is up with my brain

[odd sail]

I would try some Czech but I can't read that shit

Cjdvdje aiabdhwhdv akqidjendn

[final cedar]

english

[odd sail]

Does everyone know English

[final cedar]

if you keep to cities yeah

[odd sail]

I want to go to the countryside

[young fulcrum]

Half of them probably speak better English than you. The other half will hate you for trying to speak it

[odd sail]

Brno sounds good

[final cedar]

they not french are they?

[young fulcrum]

Try to at least learn "I'm sorry, I don't speak Czech" before you go. It helps a lot to know that anywhere you go

[final cedar]

I thought only france hates english speaking folks

[odd sail]

French only get 7.62x39, not words

[young fulcrum]

I went to the emergency room in Lithuania one time, asked the clerk "do you speak English". She looked at me, frowned, said "No" and walked into the back room.

A certain amount of people everywhere hate when someone just rolls up and expects them to know English in their own country, kind of understandably

[tulip ravine]

When is it fard time

[remote vine]

ironic coming from bandits since they are the most bitchless faction in the zone

[tulip ravine]

No the french hate the English

But they eat snails

So I mean

It’s understandable

[tulip ravine]

Usagi my man

[remote vine]

Ayo hydro wassup

[tulip ravine]

Not much my dude

[thorny anvil]

*renegades

[tulip ravine]

I’m going to put up a shed for old neighbour and then idk prolly just gonna chill

[remote vine]

I forgot about them

[tulip ravine]

Bro fogor

[remote vine]

ayy nice

[tulip ravine]

Aye can’t complain

[thorny anvil]

that's okay, they're at the very bottom of the STALKER Faction barrel next to bandits LOL

[remote vine]

me and friends are about to continue our BG3 campaign in a moment so I'm just chilling for now

[tulip ravine]

I’m gonna walk into my Mrs house at 5 am and say “it’s stalkin time” when stalker 2 is released

[young fulcrum]

True, absolute opposite end of the spectrum from based Mercenaries

[tulip ravine]

Ahh fair

[zealous elm]

redditor faction

[final cedar]

english literally lingua franca

just live in some backwater shithole if you refuse to join the rest of the world

[young fulcrum]

Globalist mindset

[high token]

Hog hunter videos are insane bro, they pulling up with 50 cals and mini guns

I want a job like that fr

[young fulcrum]

TBH "just stay home and don't travel if you refuse to put in the bare minimum effort to learn like 10 courtesy phrases of the country in which you are a guest" is an easy to understand response to that for me.

Currently in Iraq, it literally makes the locals' faces light up when I speak a bit of my terrible Arabic to them. And they love to try and teach you a little bit. It spreads joy man, you should try it

[quartz ridge]

Skibbid i just as AIDS as gmod used to be

Like tjose old left for dead gmod videos

Same shit different timeframe

[high token]

This video unironically goes hard

[high token]

Idk why people hate it, it’s literally old GMOD SFM absurd humor

Maybe because it’s overdone and used by kids?

[high token]

The creator is prolly making bank from those videos too

[quartz ridge]

Honestly

[high token]

40mil per gif

Vid

[quartz ridge]

The creator has been doing the same for like

10 years

[high token]

Yea

[quartz ridge]

I found his videos like a year ago before he got popular again

After searching for old nostalgic g mod clips

[high token]

Ngl his subs fucking boomed he in the 14 million range rn

From 1 million

And it was in the span of a few months

Or weeks

[clear light]

what is this abomination of a gun

[quartz ridge]

Goes from making rap music coke fulled animatiobs

To some pretty good animations

[high token]

Yea

[quartz ridge]

Its pretty good tbh

Only thing wrong with the gun is the habd

Hand

[clear light]

akms with the wrong stock

[quartz ridge]

I know it doesnt have

The fucking saftey/selector

[quartz ridge]

Stocks arent really meant for certain types of guns

I can probably work out a ak stock on a ar and vice versa

[clear light]

thats not the only wrong part about it

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/glaggleland-glaggles-instagram-glaggle-land-gif-22019668

[high token]

Looks ok to me, the Buttstock could be wood though

[tulip ravine]

Come closerrrrrr

[clear light]

charging bolt or whatever its called in english

isnt there

and it should be on that side

[quartz ridge]

Only thing wrong is no bolt and no safeties

Stocks and wood / furniture is up to anyone's choice

[high token]

Wood for style fr

[quartz ridge]

Yesss

[high token]

Or polymer

[quartz ridge]

Love wood stocks

I dont have one for my m92 yet

[high token]

My schools AKM got wood stocks

[clear light]

im pretty sure thats fal stock

too

which shouldnt be compatible

[quartz ridge]

No its just a side folder

Slightly fatter

[clear light]

cursed

the only legal foldable stock

[quartz ridge]

Only thing bad about foldables

Is that side folders dont allow for optics

If you are using

Side optic mounts

Top folders idk tbh

Actually bottom folder

It would probably interfere with mags tbb

[errant whale]

That dog is being eaten alive by fleas and is frantically scratching itself against the wall

You're watching a neglected animal suffer

[quartz ridge]

Poor dog

[errant whale]

And also the dog scratching itself

[clear light]

in aks they dont

they are measured to fit in with the 30 round mags

but if you want a bigger one then it wont fir

fit

[thorny anvil]

i have never heard of that before, time to delete it

[toxic sundial]

Every stock is compatible with enough screws and locktight

[clear light]

angle grinder

tape

welding machine

[young fulcrum]

The objectively least sexy folding stock...

Side folders are way cooler

[clear light]

nah

dong grip + that stock

pure drip

doesnt matter that now you cant fold the stock

[young fulcrum]

The shape of the side folder gives the rifle a better profile

[clear light]

i like the one i sent more

if i wanted a bigger stock i would just go with wood

[young fulcrum]

Wood is definitely better looking, but doesn't fold unfortunately.

You have to be able to pull the rifle out and unfold it for extra style

[clear light]

also side folders look ugly when folded

[young fulcrum]

Maybe, but under folders look ugly when unfolded

[clear light]

also you cant use the dovetail mounts with a side folder

i like how under folders look unfolded

[solar obsidian]

[oblique spire]

Can't relate

[weak jackal]

true

[heavy peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/934571460125655072/1138515155496476802/D011671C-A581-4F99-B0FD-7DDCA2167235.mov

[oblique spire]

Nice argument however: I am in your walls.

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/hes-in-the-walls-in-the-walls-wall-muppet-panicking-gif-27546618

[somber warren]

Only with 45 rounders or drum mags

30 rounders are fine

[oblique spire]

See, forklift certified guy gets it

[heavy peak]

https://youtu.be/-SAmyhMxDPU

[oblique spire]

exactly

[solar obsidian]

rare hydro L

[fair scaffold]

wholesome 100

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761464325951600/1138814195543068714/xyS7I3GpSDM.jpg

[spiral raven]

10 dolras

[weak jackal]

i dogillion dollars

[edgy abyss]

The best Star Wars movie

https://i.imgur.com/9huLBIR.jpeg

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/space-balls-schwartz-imitate-copy-mirror-gif-9494249

[edgy abyss]

Space balls is good, but Austin Powers is better, and would be even better in space

[toxic sundial]

I want a dong grip but they are like 80$

[solar obsidian]

what the hell is that grip?

[shrewd obsidian]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeqwEofuPko Check the comment section, motherfuckers are going to starve.

[young fulcrum]

That's how you get a foregrip on a wood furniture AK.

I think it's ugly as sin, but I hate foregrips anyhow.

[solar obsidian]

i like grips, but that one is just ugly

[high token]

I think it’s a Romanian grip

They look like that

[young fulcrum]

Teeheehee

[clear light]

make one

[proud torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/346250610020057088/1138830443165261884/Screenshot_20230809-000838.png

[devout hull]

Playing C:DDA

Going through subway tunnels.

Some bandit lady starts screaming that she's gonna kill me.

Pelts me with dozens of soda cans.

???

[oblique spire]

Romanian dong grip

[rare lily]

Average NY subway station

[swift scarab]

Unescapable crackhead event

[devout hull]

Turns out there were a group of them.

Took some shotgun blasts to the chest.

[swift scarab]

Crackheads are like rats

[swift scarab]

There’s always 5 more hiding somewhere

[devout hull]

Thankfully I have a magic katana and the power of darkness.

Also armor.

[primal kiln]

https://vxtwitter.com/krystalwolfy/status/1689009206513504258?t=wTs3s840zsg4yeDJzNWaWw&s=19

[solar obsidian]

that's just zuckerberg

[sly lark]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-roblox-memes-roblox-meme-speech-bubble-speech-bubble-png-gif-26031604

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/821847871895764993/1138606159536861184/543b59db17cc38b9e8fc0f1044a0f26f.mp4

[unique night]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769761701624545301/1138633664150913064/FB_IMG_1691541810046.jpg

[high token]

corporate dominance of the world

i love

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/701591976625045564/1112549784692195348/stare.mov

[somber warren]

arab ryan gosling??????

[high token]

he's a kenslim

[somber warren]

he is truly kenough

[high token]

https://tenor.com/view/stormy-gif-12416434

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029120498182922250/1136025556094296215/snuyy.mov

[solar obsidian]

yes

[tulip ravine]

Wym rare l I take ls on the daily i just turn them into ws slowly

[high token]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-gif-22003760

[sage otter]

https://imgur.com/kL68RnH

[tulip ravine]

As a Brit confirmed

[somber warren]

healthiest American breakfast

[grim sluice]

Damn right it's a repost; I love that meme

[sage otter]

That was just the drink, now wait until you see the actual meal

[somber warren]

please no, i got diabetes just by watching the video

[somber warren]

And still no PC port. These fucking bitches

[grim sluice]

Slow down there; thats a 70 dollar remake for the PC DLC

[somber warren]

I will download ps3 emulator, rdr rom and shaders

fuck you rockstar

[somber warren]

what does hello kitty girl mean tho

[thorny anvil]

It's a stereotypical name for toxic girls who seems nice at first

[somber warren]

yeah ok makes sense

e- girls🤮

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/mikeohearn-gif-9467924472242763968

[weak jackal]

@grizzled meadow ARE YOU OKAY PLEASE RESPOND

[somber warren]

i would sacrifice myself and repopulate japan, gotta take one for the team

[fading shuttle]

i cant let you do this alone

im coming with you

[somber warren]

Thank god, i was doubting myself if i could do it alone

holy shit

64 mil people live in japan, 51% wemen

we got a lot of work to do

[weak jackal]

its not that they don't want sex. its that having kids is like

the least of their priorities

[somber warren]

what could be more important then that?

[weak jackal]

Affording food, having a job that pays a good amount whilst not being worked to death, getting a house that isn't insanely expensive due to the housing bubble

there are so many socioecenomic factors that have been ramping up leading to childbirth rates plummeting everywhere

[visual stirrup]

Having enough money to live?

[weak jackal]

and the japanese government instead of adressing any of the actual problems are like "uhhh we'll pay you to have some kids??? That'l fix all the barriers in the way yeah?"

[uncut obsidian]

russia moment

[weak jackal]

If you can barely afford rent and food, throwing a kid into the mix is the worst thing you can do

[uncut obsidian]

except that it actually works here

[weak jackal]

global government moment at this rate

[visual stirrup]

Not just money, but apartments as well

[uncut obsidian]

except that it gets used by those drunk poor "families" who only make kids for money and then never actually care for their children

which leads to more crime

[weak jackal]

https://blog.id.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2021-births-chart-annotated-1.png

here's the australian graph

"yay the war is over lets have kids" and then everything slowly got more and more shit price wise

[oblique spire]

Why are you posting the Australian graph

you're not Australian anymore

remember?

[weak jackal]

wym

we literally had brunch a week ago

bestie how could you say these things

[oblique spire]

False information

[weak jackal]

nu uh

[somber warren]

brunch? that sounds gay as hell

[weak jackal]

combining meals into one? Its called efficiency sweaty

[oblique spire]

You are no longer australian

[weak jackal]

but for why

[lusty sonnet]

Just eat 2 times

[oblique spire]

Uh

[somber warren]

Insert Joe biden sucking the australian out of danilea meme

[oblique spire]

because you're

Because

[uncut obsidian]

do i really have to buy something in the mann co store in tf2 to be able to speak

[weak jackal]

I do the sucking around here

[oblique spire]

Because you're a terrorist

[uncut obsidian]

what is this 1984 shit

[oblique spire]

that is why

[oblique spire]

Yes.

[weak jackal]

check your mailbox

[uncut obsidian]

can i buy an item from the market?

or does it have to be the mann co store specifically

[lusty sonnet]

Yes

[solar obsidian]

"coming with you"

[oblique spire]

No, check yours.

[somber warren]

stop harrasing wemen you creep

[weak jackal]

I hunger

[lusty sonnet]

Delight also wants to come

[somber warren]

we need all the help we can get. we need strong lithuanian semen

[uncut obsidian]

yes?

[somber warren]

don't take this out of context please

[oblique spire]

Black German man. Stop this, we must invade Afghanistan.

[somber warren]

Again????

oh common

[oblique spire]

Yes.

Again.

[lusty sonnet]

Yes

[solar obsidian]

[oblique spire]

FUCK

Inshall ah is banned again

[somber warren]

what

[lusty sonnet]

Brainfart trip to Japan when?

[somber warren]

by the grace of allah

undban inshallah

[lusty sonnet]

Holdup

[somber warren]

inshallah i shall bypass this word ban

[lusty sonnet]

Germans bypass everything

[somber warren]

Nice strong bunker line you build there
would be a shame if i.... just go around it....

[sullen osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-stare-sesame-street-rocco-death-stare-gif-24438342

[lusty sonnet]

They fucked up trying to conquer all of belgium but got stuck in the mud

[edgy abyss]

[thorny anvil]

/jk

[solar obsidian]

damn, he called vanilla players retarded

[swift scarab]

Tf is solyanka

[solar obsidian]

modpack

Nikolai did a solyanka video

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/slovakia-flag-flag-waver-gif-24167476

but spelled wrong

[lusty sonnet]

Phone hates me

[edgy abyss]

We all hate you

[oblique spire]

[edgy abyss]

I love the retards who buy these hi-tech watches only to savethemselves like 5 sec to pull out their phone

[thorny anvil]

[robust cove]

The Casio SWAG

[oblique spire]

Casio enjoyer

[lusty sonnet]

Especially S5

[thorny anvil]

Casio is king

[visual stirrup]

Some people don't want to pull out their phones 100+ times per day.
But if you're in an office environment, you can just put it on your desk.

[somber warren]

@quartz ridge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CON7I_gOBCo

check this out

this guy is one lucky mf

[edgy abyss]

some people should spend less time on their phones then

[visual stirrup]

Some people use their phones for work
The product has a niche, but most of the people who use it are douchebags

[solar obsidian]

the ones that track your progress when exercising are good, it's also a good reminder and you can make your phone silent and still know that someone messaged or is calling you

[slim summit]

@heavy peak i wish i had a racing setup. i'd play asseto corsa

[edgy abyss]

Have you heard of the Vibrate function of a phone?

[solar obsidian]

wont hear it in another room and can still be annoying

[slim summit]

bro works out hardcore so he can't feel simple vibrations

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gachi-bass-gachi-muchi-gif-14340758

[solar obsidian]

the wtch vibrates itself when you get a notif

[heavy peak]

Same

But i have to do with keyboard

(i literally have an xbone controller, and I can't race with it timings are all off)

[slim summit]

hopefully GTA6 has online pretty quickly

GTAV online racing was amazing for that first few months

[heavy peak]

1v1 me u [redacted]

[solar obsidian]

damn, he called him a british cigarette

[dim hare]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1003595974314311793/1034042153413922826/caption.gif

[edgy abyss]

Ew racing games

[heavy peak]

Then you have no right to use "skill issue" on this topic

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/we-have-a-right-to-free-speech-vegan-boy-south-park-let-them-eat-goo-season23ep04-gif-19436992

[solar obsidian]

mute him

[heavy peak]

[solar obsidian]

good meme

[thorny anvil]

It was posted in Anomaly's curated shitpost channel lmao

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1048761167025283133/1138859598330216488/fOAJdKo.mp4

[uncut obsidian]

average 2fort match

[swift scarab]

How is it already Wednesday

The hell happened to the past two days

[thorny anvil]

It's going to be Thursday in six minutes for me

[solar obsidian]

i wanted to be Walter!

[thorny anvil]

Walter Jr.

[spiral raven]

i think ghost ship games should add shooting range like in tarkov

[primal kiln]

https://vxtwitter.com/TweetsOfCats/status/1689276285116129280?t=4MiTDt1bRVKtquNGEFWw9Q&s=19

[spiral raven]

like i got engineer smg

and idk is it better then shotgun

and i dont want to spend time going to hoxxes

[spiral raven]

+ +

• 

[solar obsidian]

???

[spiral raven]

wdym

[thorny anvil]

Big iron

[spiral raven]

is this arnie

[thorny anvil]

Yep

[spiral raven]

real terminator

[undone wave]

My dental surgeon got me the 800mg Tarkov ibuprofen 🥶

[spiral raven]

ok and

go starve more ig

s

[undone wave]

I haven't had an unseasoned coleslaw in weeks

[weak jackal]

https://fxtwitter.com/DisbussingFilm/status/1689042010135564288

[severe flicker]

what was that meme where they knock on a fire extinguisher that sounds like a knell, then some student comes fourth like a preist and starts chanting some latin shit because a friend of mine said theyre gonna see oppenheimer

and idk if theyre going front row or not

[slender rock]

I hate this

[severe flicker]

My god

[slender rock]

@upper axle

Satuma is fucked

engine fucked

[swift scarab]

Is this martincitopants recent livestream or someone else

[fading shuttle]

@grizzled meadow

[tulip ravine]

The life of a cat is so lovely 🗣️🗣️

[uncut obsidian]

what

[tulip ravine]

Madi

The most smelly mod

[uncut obsidian]

this man literally discovered the infinite money glitch

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/martincitopants-aw-yep-factorio-gif-14259604865425580560

Funni frog YouTuber

[tulip ravine]

Aw yep

Nuh uh

[uncut obsidian]

i know

i don't know what you said

[plucky void]

grok makes a dank+danker channel but not one for bg3 I give up

[swift scarab]

Idk how to make it any clearer but alright

[tulip ravine]

Nuh uh