#🎪bruh-fart
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Probably falco or you some of the time
fucking craut fuck off jebany niemiec
You say some based things so gotta respect it

Ok homosexual
how about you jebany some kurwas
Kinky 
How about you go back shot some peng tings still my g
fuck off digging coal you fucking cunt, no nuclear power having ass 😂
Wait Pavlo where are you from
And Tbf
Coal power is pretty based
You have cool looking mines
it's not
I live on the site of the deadliest coal mine accident in uk
we have a walk over the shaft sometimes you can see all the way down
coal just useful to make syngas 
It is very based, kills the planet faster
That’s what we did
We used coal for power and gas for gas
We still have tons of coal underground aswell just incase
we out here
can't hear you over the sound of burning coal
Fr
do tell, what happen
yeah same honestly
What? What did he say?
From what I heard it was a gas build up that went boom, we had 3/4 family members that died there
something about sucking dick or something idk
damn bro, thats kinda gay
nah I don't think so
only gay if it's a mans dick
We used to send kids in the pits to collect coal
based 12 year old coal miner
I mean he’s dead now so not really based
grounded maybe?

fair probably havent noticed
Alex is kenshi maxing for like a month
Yes
I usually scroll c-consciousness for memes
A community based around an autist game continues to post about autist games?
Who fuckin' knew!?
as it should be


showed my gf call of the night, we been binging it all night yesterday until early morning today

the intrusive thoughts won sorry
how to explain that most anime won't get past season 1 
The fact you said sorry instantly lowers you to 5th place you pussy 
I said already I don't want to be on some fucking leaderboard, take my name off that shit 
L CHILD
Or what

chicken butt
Just for that Pavlo I’ll make multiple spreadsheets with you on them
"Hello? Customer Support? There's an issue with the water I ordered..."
I will make multiple bombs adressed to your home
Go for it pal but you will be forever be part of a spreadsheet and it’s calculations
Life is temporary spreadsheets are eternal
you better have your mail bombing loicence mate

If you could get one through our customs I’d be surprised 
I’ve heard it’s sound as fuck
congrats I actually laughed at that 
until it isn't
Seems like half the people in brainfart dont play stalker, just here to be gay
Brainfart can have a little gay
new here?
first time?
This is like the autistic off topic of the server
Yet id also less chaotic then newbie
that is what the channel is for congratulations

legit with that movie, my grandparents laughed at the dude who made the guy shoot himself by kicking the loose table board
my grandma and grandpa were in hysterics
If you go into newbie for anything other then messing with new people are you truly a brainfarter
how people think men should look vs how men want to look
Real
i mean i’m literally here cause i kept joking Falco was the Freedomer who boned a Bloodsucker
real af
good movie, but I was so happy for the old prospector fr I needed that good ending
it’s my finest work
yes absolutely
You can’t trust a Italian to not bum a mutant
was so happy he didn’t die and killed that punk
every man wishes they were a post-apocalyptic samurai
Falco got shit to hide

my man, that is not a joke, that's the whole truth
HE HE
he knows to much
how many hrs u got
we do a little bit of trolling
Let us see them mutant porn filled hard drives, I know they are not pasta recipes 
💀💀💀
i got dirt on falco
I got the game yesterday and like 50% was just mining copper
i got more
That was the first time I actually was emotional for a movie in a long ass time I'm not even gonna lie, when he got shot in the back bruh 
30% machette chopping less fortunate survivors to death
this isn't a dick measuring contest
i was literally in a discord where some of the regulars like judge you hard if you play anomaly 
according to amd i have 1211 hours
Average British person
it was for a clear sky overhaul
im reality its about 130ish
zamn
Oi m8 this is my claymore
ur top played game?
That’s not even a claymore 
I JUST FOUND FUCKING COMPRESSED GOLD
Speaking of which
that’s the joke 
AND I JSUT LEFT THE DROP POD
@main moon this you?
I swear I saw a dude pull a full size katana like a month ago 
its not? oh okay
zips pants back on
prob purists that look down at the fact that anomaly is a free stalker game
my top played game is tf2 at 540 hours
i mean... that's later in the evening
you the type of guy to get your dick stuck in a zipper

they were talking about radiophobia 3 and some mod that translates to Stalker Soup which is an amalgamation of the most popular russian only mods
nah, my dick is so massive the zipper would break
doubt
So what your saying is you’ve got a chode
don't say that you sound the most insecure
1 inch warrior
just fought for my life in the restroom
i had to goolge that
Man googled chode
lol
Bet you got some mad dingleberrys aswell
english is not my first language okay
and?

Your mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberrys
man's a swamp german frfr
When you spend a hour on shitter looking at the labels of shampoo
take that back
ok i take it back
I do understand we're here for a reason but do they really have to ban us from the tech support channel https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/768634318007304261.webp?size=48&name=KEKW&quality=lossless
Your mother gets free mayo from the homeless guy behind Aldi
your father was just a SS officer
thank you🤝
my dad isn't that old
you're welcome maja alt 🤝
Naah
suuuuuuure
Oh... that's what means
Oof
after everything i have done for you
i take it back?
cannot get more roasted, just uninstall bro
How?
Only saw your name out of the side of my vision, so i thought B was S
no, i am done with you playing with my feelings
👀
good lord I really did just fight for my life in the restroom, i know i said it before but good lord
my man :'(
I do that every time I go in
i wonder if rammstein gifs count as nsfw
uh
Brainfart soap opera over here hold up
saw a pic of a construction worker who took his entire pants off in the porta potty and said, we fighting out here
no stage pp
full stage pp

stage pp is nsfw
small or big stage pp?
all stage pp with Till operating it is NSFW
Constructing that shit Fr
small stage pp is funnier than the big pp imo
true
i just did that myself, was a 3 phase bossfight
is that the same one where it fell off

i forget?
Make monkey noises in a voice message
i knew it was gonna happen
same show* rather
i had worked out for 2 hours today
We need to compare monkey noise ability
do it
i dunno, i just have one gif where he almost waterboards himself with the small pp
I haven't seen that
i wanna fight a mutated tiger and put it's coat on a wall
i gotchu
i look forward to stalker 2 being on UE5
just play metro exodus
maybe in last light yeah, but in exodus? tf? She is very well written in my opinion
Cannot wait for Xbox players to call it shit for not being a cod/bf
fun fact about Exodus, the book version
forg
wemen be like: let me jump into this toxic bunker without gasmask
dies
they only really go above ground in the end when Artyom learns how to breathe from a nomadic tribe
and according to my friend, he cheats on Anna in the book, but I've seen no post mentioning it so I still don't know
mfer didnt learn how to breathe
its true
in the book a nomadic tribe teaches him how to breathe on the surface
She didn't do it on purpose 
Just breathe oxygen
mfer can't use his lungs
It’s not hard
doesn't he just not mention it at all and never tells Anna?
Dw I know 
Pavlo a reader Fr
was gonna ping bruno cuz he read the books but he gone
i think he never told her, it was more of just a fuck tho, bc artyom was going through some shit and didn't even really want to do it
Anyone know what happend to gtanil?
yeah
oh damn i was wonder why i havent seen their name
Remember talking to him about playing arma the next day and he just disappeared
i love half of exodus being miller going, ANNA MY DAWTYER
He got drugged
Did he?
Yes
yeah he saw how far brainfart has come, and decided it wasn't worth it
To fuck the girl
just like the others
can't be mad tbh
okay i'm glad it wasn't of his own volition (obviously I don't like he was drugged) but it seemed a bit weird for him to do
Glad to hear he’s alright, didn’t know if discord banned him or somet cause from what I could tell deleted most people
ye, they weren't wrong
🌴
I know someone who only likes the first two games because they don't like Exodus (they never got past the church area) and they were like, I like Artyom being led more and I said, you realize that is the actual opposite of his character in the book yeah?
i mean he is a single dad, think last thing he told me was he is gonna reduce his discord time and spend time with his kid
Based Tbf
Fair play to him
and a german boi
Well he also did want to go live with her, or "save her" as she was a prostitute, she was also the same girl that was one of the protags of metro 2034
gtanil was a real one. A good Man
one of the better ones around
little bit of toomfoolery
Yeah, I suppose when times like that happens you really see who’s real and who’s just pretending
Glad to hear he’s alright tho
i wish him the best
You guys think Khan would be part of Monolith?
Nah
get the nuke mod for the noobtube, even better to annoy people with
He was mint, had a gc w him and llama about commiting war crimes in arma 
nah, khan is loner 100%
hmmmm
i am a free and strong engineer i will not need a scout
Miller would DEF be either Duty or Mil
Not like loner loner tho, more like the Doc imo
i am the scout that needs rescuing most of the time
hate that he's kinda dead
Why did I think you was on about tf2 
Nah, just dissappeared
i am curious as to where they'll go for the next Metro game
because scout probs, never played tf2 
If i remember Glukovsky did give them his blessing, but they'll probably still consult him for storyboarding
It does make me happy he loves the games
Obv back to the metro in some way, they were talking about giing back every 5 minutes in exodus
Well there is talk they'll implement some MP function
I think the safest option is a mode where it's you and your bros going out for supplies on the surface
That will be a seperate game and probably in far future
Fun thing about Metro, I had mentioned the gas mask on the surface thing to my dad, who used to teach science and used to be a paramedic, and he said that actually would legitimately help you on the surface
Literally AMA about metro and I will have an answer btw lol
i always thought it was an extrapolated detail for the game
My hopes and dreams: Let artyom retire, get Taran from the Darkness triology as Protagonist and let it play in Sankt Petersburg or Moscow, Open world in the metro allowing you to find different ways to go to stations and being able to explore the metro freely
I did learn the child running around in the 2033 redux start screen is his kid
Gleb?
💪 💪 🇷🇴 🇷🇴
yeah
AI cannot defeat Romanian hands
Keep it that way 
Bro...you are my kindred spirit now holy shit
me
it's him at a desk, and anna is walking around in the office
man i loved the dynamic between taran and gleb
Honestly if they do the MP thing, we'll probably be random Spartans
I would honestly love even a small dlc of seeing how Sam is doing in america
no fuck multiplayer i don't want metro 76
true
I mean it's not necessarily confirmed it's just confirmed that they want to do it
Bro it wont be mp its gonna be coop at most
well the only MP mode that would work would be something akin to that one mini mode in Last Light where you're Nazis defending the base against Communist invaders
coop could be fun, but it has to be implemented very well
the MP would basically be like, there are 3 points, your 2 bunkers and a point in the middle, the point in the middle is for the faction with the upper hand
Rather be a seperate game/story
Imo
It would be cool if we were a squad going up to the surface
I still want it to be open linear
like stalker's map
so basically Redline Wars the Game
I can only dream for a open world game in Moscow with tunnels and surface
eepy
i dunno metro just isn't a pvp shooter, it would take so much suspense out of the game
I think more open like Exodus would fit better
so true
Yeah
metro exodus was good, but i think a full-meat metro survival game wouldve been better
it's more mission-type open world
it was fun but it needed more
Wouldve been too different
i wish the Sam DLC wasn’t so buggy ha ha
Yeah Its a survival horror, not battlefield/cod 
but luckily i have a good rig
Is it? How so?
i know that’s why i said i can only see one mode in which PVP could maybe work
i think in both versions it’s very unoptimized for a weird reason
still fun tho
It's their first game that wasnt non linear, chill let them test the waters first lol
some people WERE mad about the 2 colonels DLC, which i can understand because it was short
i still thought 2C was cool though
Idk it had no issues for me honestly
i think it’s a dice roll for each person
it'd actually be interesting to see when stalker 2 comes out what the metro devs will do
the metro devs recently released modding tools for exodus, maybe we see some fun story mods sometime
now that in the metro universe the surface world is relatively survivable
they’re currently working on the next Metro
oh shit!
i think, i know they confirmed there will be a new one
as i said, I hope they at least have Glukovsky on for story boarding, as i mentioned earlier i think he gave them his blessing
It was okay, just a good ol back to the roots of tunnels, I like it that's what the title is after all lol
Metro
Metro Exodus 2 Just Got NEW LEAKS
Insider Gaming sources have revealed that a Metro Exodus Sequel by 4A Games is well into development and is fully playable.
4A Games have been very transparent in the past that a new Metro game is coming, with Insider Gaming sources suggesting that the game is now fully playable. Such details suggest that the ...
Metro Exodus 2 lol
yeah, it's actually fully playable according to devs
Leaker says new metro game will be released 2024
They 100% do
Bruh I booted up anomaly and got killed by a cat straight away 
so expect metro 4 in 2024
welcome to the zone, stalker
metro worked best in the tunnels and barren moscow, main reason why i disliked exodus a bit
I love Glukovsky, he’s a wanted criminal in russia for being anti russian gov lol
anomaly moment
he is? Damn glukovsky based af
yes lol
he has an anti book that’s anti russian gov, but it’s the theme of it not like, in your face about it
forgot the name, i’ll find iut
I wonder what the sequel would be called
Metro: Revelation
Metro: Apocalypse
Metro: Numbers
Metro: Philippians
Metro: Epistles
Chad foreign agent
Metro: 1st Corinthians
FREE MY BOY ALEXEI NAVALNY, MY B DID NOTHIN WRONG
Artyom needs to meet a based Orthodox Priest
i recently read his book "Future"
is good
that might be the one
They had to start doing something else tbh another game od going trough tunnels would kill the game, I personally liked seeing the countryside and other stuff in ruins
nothin political here
im the complete opposite, i wanted a more indepth game where i could explore the metro and moscow properly
i love metro tho, great great games
it was actually refreshing from the tunnels. though if they did a true open world metro tunnel game
penis
that wouldve been a blast
i mean its about humanity developing a vaccine against aging and death, not much to do with russia
i honestly didnt give a shit about most of the maps
keep it in your pants
The whole book is kinda, y'know, an allegory for the government 
im sure they could get diagrams of the moscow rail system
it'd be cool watching your back for bandits or lurkers
my man, the covers of the books are coverd in the rail system maps
oh damn
Thats exactly what i said
would be so great
Trust me most fans want something like that, with the surface as well and all, but I think bit of a break from the tunnels was better for it, and got the game more out there
Metro Exodus is a thinly veiled allegory for the social forces ruining Russia
Paranoia, Organized Religion, and Oil
ah nvm then
GSC and 4A should team up but tbh i think there are some GSC devs at 4A
Bruh no way lmao
4A got founded by ex GSC devs
4a was literally made by disgruntled gsc devs bro
makes cents
theres probably some small amount of animosity left still
cents
4A stole designs from gsc after they left, I doubt they feel in a cooperative mood
considering gsc downright abused its workers
i believe a LOT of the GSC devs are also at Battlestate games
i think the new GSC is almost entirely new people
That name... That dreaded name....
God punish BSG!
I do love people acting hopeless about Stalker 2 not realizing Shadow of Chernobyl had a very similiar dev hell 

like i'm p sure it took them almost 6 years to release the first stalker
same as the og stalker 2 that got cancled like twice
people acting like this is new for stalker lmoa
Those type of people are mostly just annoying ppl who aren't even actual fans/ppl who think this will be anomaly 2
Well they did say stalker 2 will be open world
so it probably will be a similar map to all three games combined but with new areas
How lmao
dev hell does shit to a game man
That is very different than di2
we will see, demo is playble at gamescom
soon brat soon
holy shit there is a kid that texting me on steam
There is a difference between "there is a fucking war going on" and "dev hell for 10 years"
because we played in tf2
i mean dev hell existed before the war
and he does that like for a month
yeah and that means chances are the game wont be in a good state
No games are
i told him to stop messaging me and he is like "goodbye... (sad emoji)"
he is dum or something
who even uses steam messages
I think it will play fine, from what we've seen from the small snippets of gameplay included in trailers that aren't pre-rendered, it looks fine
XD
There is a curator on steam who calls the requisities "Insane" and i'm like, dude, it's a modern game, ofc it's going to recommend a 20 series
he also said" devs notorious for releasing games in broken states" not realizing a part of why people like stalker is because it's a mess lol
it will be buggy 100%
no doubt about it
all our fears
bugs can be fixed with a patch
a shit game cant
I think it will be a 6.5
Which honestly i'm okay with
the bare minimum is a better launch than cyberpunk
Well at that point you're just fearing something without really having too much to go off of, just wait and see how it is and stop shitting your pantaloons about it
I have SOME paranoia about it, but I still feel like it'll be a fun game
ah yes the game that has been in dev hell and its development struggling because of a war
i have no reason to fear it will be bad
I mean Dead Island 2 was a fine game, it was just a 2016 zombie game
I didnt say no reason don't put words in my mouth
which isn't popular anymore
those 2 reasons arent too much to go off?
i just hope its not gonna be a cutscene fest
I doubt it
they are more than enough
I think devs are realizing that in-game cutscenes instead of cutscenes that pre-render and take you out of it are more popular
dead island 2 was pretty good tbh
i gave it a 7
it was past it's prime of zombie games but still good
dead island 2 was honestly just alright
if it was released 2-3 years ago I'd give it an 8
which is honestly impressive
the fact it came out playable and fun at points, is good
I liked the combat more than uhh
shit midnight already, good night brainfart
Idfk Seems like everyone cares so fucking much about this shit like their life depends on it lol it's gonna be good or mediocre, we'll see when it comes out
since they took big chunks out of zombies and would kinda stun em if you got 3-4 pistol shots off on a walker's leg
Good night sweet prince - I mean you cunt kraut
dead island 2 was just me breaking the ankles of a zombie with a baseball bat and then stomping them for 12 hours
fun for what it was
i think more survival games should use DI2's goretech stuff, that was pretty fun to have different wounding effects on the model based off the damage you used
only problem I had was the classic dead island situation of every zombie early and lategame taking 30 hits to kill
midgame is fun since zombies are earlygame varients while you have later game weapons
Because the father is absent
honestly it mightve been patented, same way the nemesis system from shadow of war was patented
ehhh
i dont think its patented like that
I fucking hate that shit fr
They can sell the system or whatever
and with some slight tweaks n stuff
lease
it covers the entire system, not just the name
Engrish very bald
😭
didnt uhh
that one assassins creed game
have something like it
oddysey?
Patent, then never fucking use it, actual cockroach behaviour
where you make enemies with bounty hunters and shit if you killed a previous one
they were just named bounties
they didnt have any of the systems of the actual nemesis thing
just named bounty hunters
that's close enough to that system for me tbh
named miniboss nps chasing you down are great
its close if you squint, close both eyes and gouge them out i suppose
its the most barebones form
I wonder if anything from that could fit into Stalker 2 via mod
It would probably just ruin the game, now that I think of it
yeah the bleach eyedrops help me see better
Nemesis mode wut how even
idk if that would even work since the point of the nemesis system is to create dynamic rivals to the player
Burger
maybe a chimera
I don't like the idea of stalkers coming back from headshots
yeah
you shoot it but it scurries off and returns at a next map with some modifier or somethin
that would not be fun at all

rivals cant just be some animal, whats the point then, tehy gotta have some personality
"Oh, fuck. This guy has immunity to everything except for... mutants..."
"I have to lure a chimera here now..."
Going back to Stalker 2, there will be a playable demo at gamescom, so I'll keep a lookout for any reviews of it
the squads would probably be better for the nemesis system
"ah shit he has a bullet immunity and grenade immunity, gotta attack him with my knife"
you kill everyone but the leader and he retreats
no i just kill the leader
how fuckin fast could he be that i cant just kill him and be done with it?
how you gonna tell which ones the leader
its a monolith squad, i kill all of them you dumbass

Imagine lining up a headshot, only for him to 180snapheadshot you
"COMBAT MASTER" flashes onto your screen
"Oh nooo he has knife immunity as well, I need to get a freedomer here to FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF IT"

he just catches the bullet
I remember I got an orc captain immune to everything except fire in Shadow of Mordor
I had to repeatedly grapple him and throw him onto a bonfire
well hello. 

@steady trellis for how long? 
my fentanyl propaganda shall continue no matter what. 
dont care
didnt ask
I'll forget you in a minute, so prolly forever is the answer
¯_(ツ)_/¯
huh why are you mad? 
i mean this is very antagonizing

okay i will ask again in a week how does that sound?
sure
okay thank you
Take me back to the start of half life please
fuck someone already had my name???
Yeah you aint unique 
well fentanyl is still better than yadulin
i havent i only speak of the wonders of fentanyl. 
Truly discovered the secret to immortality there Ted, some people truly never realize that honestly
he does have his name on his expression

Tedlero
It's still great that they broadcast that
Bang Ding Ow fucking killed me
👋
👋
whats cbt+4?
Sum Ting Wong
there was like a gamma thing at some point where everyone put their timezone next to their name and so did i
When someone is four hours ahead on Cock and Ball Torture
The weed plus 4
now thats the response i wanted

need more context brother
yeah
wait wasnt that like a really fucked up method or something?
I don't remember?
lmao
not really
rise and grind fellas
its better via iv.
that was something else you're thinking of
why would you consider that a fucked up psychotherapy method
company I once worked for had a dispatching team that was TWEAKING 24/7, good times
dude, thats the ONLY way to stay even remotely sane while working in a call center
i dont i just recall hearing that it was bad or something with a similar name
It's midnight rn
lighting your ass up on meth or other amphs
i dont even know what it consists of i do not have an opinion on it
probably
hes thinking of electroshock therapy
shock these balls
they were responsible for upwards of 100 million dollars worth of wares coming in and out, not direct support tho 
Cognitive behavioral therapy (CBT) is a psycho-social intervention that aims to reduce symptoms of various mental health conditions, primarily depression and anxiety disorders. Cognitive behavioral therapy is one of the most effective means of treatment for substance abuse and co-occurring mental health disorders. CBT focuses on challenging and ...
there go read for 5 mins
🙂
You are really into balls arent you
i am theoretically gay
would you like to prove my theory
oh shit, whole of twitter and reddit
the lightning rod
anyone know which series this clip is from?
drugs arent tho
You should probably strive to have a proper degree in that
how i love free drugs 
fortnite the musical
if you were a gay man i'd have got your ass with that pickup line
Okay depressed Turkish man that thinks he's Ryan Gosling
heavenly delusion
beware the girl is actually a boy.
Free crack?!?!??
I am, and you just made me dry as fuck
lies
he is literally me tho
i get free amphetamines
I knew that kick was familar
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You don't even have a car
i drive
the walker
Like a shopping cart?
I walk..
yes
my cat is literally scared of wind.
cats nowadays are scared of cucumbers and shopping bags
idk if that shit is true, chimp
They like biting the shit out of people
yeah only if u overstimulate em
my cat killed this older cat that used to steal food from him
yes the same fucking reverse kick
maybe you got some bitch made cats or something
also The major ❤️
based. 
Who the fuck let you own a fucking pet
god
Pavlo and Alex hate eatch other but secretly they're in gay relationship
cheers
wdym "wtf" its called natural selection
It's just called being frenemies you fucking twitter psycho fan
yeah I don't care, not watching it for the waifus but the fight scenes seems dope
my area has plenty of violent cats, and we lost my previous cat and never found her, meaning she got kiled somewhere else
jesus
it was a joke
so this time i specifically recruited a fierce creature
he was given the name demon, and his previous owners gave him up cus he consistently bullied and beat their older cats
he was a zased cat
this him
too late
no, I'm going to watch this with the meta in my head that it's a mtf girl
i am the only member of my family demon doesnt hate
not really mtf...

how does this work 
you will see.
cats are notoriously bad judges of character 
but it's called demon? amazing name for a feline creature of hell
The Silly Shaitan 
incdredibly based. 
we didnt name demon, thats what he was called when we got him
fighting for my life again bros
black cats are the best
just smoke some malboro to down the fentanyl. 
heres square demon
he was sleeping next to me on my bed
never in my life would i see somebody get catfished...but with a gun
stalker experience™️
real
this is a cat roid rage
Apparently cats experience the uncanny valley lmao
you know the popular theory about the uncanny valley?
because i don't
No just dumb. That's like if I was scared if I saw like a Danny DeVito carboard cutout
i remember there was a theory going around but i forgot it
Something about an evolutionary reason for the uncanny valley
I know what ut was and it's fucking stupid
Unless you're talking about the human skull that wasn't actually human?
Yeah that, and its stupid
man i watched well listened to 2 aquatic anomalies icebergs
and it was scary
ocean is scary
why are we even bothering exploring it
I mean. It doesn't sound that stupid to me
It literally does
Because we live on this rock, we might as well explore all of it 
So dumb billionaires can implode 
I mean. Why else would we be scared of something that looks human but isnt?
Decaying dead bodies
the uncanny valley is when things look human but not exactly causing uneasiness, the reason it exists is because there were several species of humans like neanderthals and the like
the theory that
Also yes
Riiight. I forgot about that
Humans vs neanderthal
artifical sun tests woke up something giant and it caused earthquakes and big waves is interesting but dumb
That makes more sense lol
idk about you but I'd bring a piece of veal to a 7ft neandethal qt
i see this on twitter every day
That moment when you forget that humans used to have multiple species of people 
Shii tru
Yeah, it's said that all the spoopy stories from back in the day about giant squids and megalodons and stuff like that could have been real but they just moved much much deeper due to more activity caused by ships
i mean giant squids are real
And they could possibly start going back up
Yeah,
They just order heaters from amazon ok
did you guys know that they filmed meg with an actual great white shark
just increased its size in CGI
or not CGI in editting
No it was real, shark just ate lots of burger for role 
Booba
Imagine frying up a 10m squid
delicious
This is why they aren't coming back you hungry ass 
by poseidon I will defeat the horrors of the deep
and turn them into balls of savory lunch
All sailors keeping a emegency Metron in case of giant fuck off squids coming back
Eating them like fucking Scooby Doo
Shark eating a cheeseburger?
aroo?
yessss
I forget that black ops 2 came out in 2012
Rough Rough Ruggy, I have Riabetes
Used to have a dog that was diabetic as a kid
She was a gentle giant of a woofer.
I turned off my fps limit while I was playing it. Got over 200 frames. It felt weird to have frames higher than 60
POV: You had an opinion on Twitter and your IP got leaked.
Twitter is for the mentally challenged
Hey metron
The fucking whip, I can't 
sup?
how you been
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.
The Tony Hawk sound got me
google mcqueen cock and ball torture on youtube
Sleepy but im good man
Ooga Ooga
Galunga
- I have a brain injury + Ow
look at this cat right now
you can only play so many games in the span on a month
Literally gay commie twitter
lol, facts. But to be fair, Switch is in line with an xbox 360 when in docked mode, so it should be fine for tv play. I suspect handheld mode is gonna have some serious reconstruction going on
but none of that matters
just xbox 360 emu on pc and buy an xbox copy of the game, rip and play
get 60fps in hd resolutions
ORRRRRRRR.........
i mean yes, but I'm not poor or underage
also
runs fine on steam deck
800p, 30fps
But this.. This is beautiful. ESG nonsense aside, Balls Gay 3 has been great
oh you're in THAT area
you find the book yet?
Not yet, but I was able to threaten the mirror to let me in
same
@hollow kindle you weren't kidding. Jeez that show fucked up
So many secret levers
Found 3 so far
What's your main? Decided on Eldritch Knight
storm sorcerer
the flight ability is great if you uhh
have a level 1 ritual ability
freely cast it mid fight and just fly up to a really high point and you can pop off cantrips without risk of melee
fr
you can open the book without getting cursed by frenching the face, little easter egg

does it even do anything
I passed the throws and it just sits there screaming n shit
Something stick something something in that
no
||you can cast speak with dead at will and get a +1 wisdom save modifier||
neat
ill uhhmmm
never use it
Average day in a polish village
2000$ dollars a month
they should make a darkwood 2
but it takes place in modern day detroit
or suburban australia
Naked people beating down your doors and windows, the real poland experience
darkwood 2 merchant ^
Darkwood is insane though, shit makes my heart pump everytime so naked man breaks into the hideout
I play it on hardmode, and the sun is like a god send
nightime more stressful in that game than any other
by day you go out and collect mushrooms and fuel
at night you cow er in the corner with a plank of wood
shovel pistol combo way more reliable, no?
Hot bar has 3 slots
So gotta make full use
Might get an upgrade for 4 slots
#LumpGang
So I can carry the lantern or some medicine with me
And shotguns come in CLUTCH for red chompers
interesting crash test dummies
oh yeah I think I seen that show before ( that was pretty good but I did feel like the third season should I go back to superheroes instead of basically the ||Galactus/EGO rip off|| and also dealing with a|| rip-off Thanos||)
put your cock in the book's mouth.
eeeew, the pubic hair is def real 🤮
also wth
how did this not get 1984'd yet

Fart
@weak jackal Show baldurs gate party
just found out my estrogen patches are gone in the country due to shortages :(((
might have to switch to gel/injections
oki launching now
I'm super good with needles so injections are no worries
just start drinking soy milk, according to /fit/ this should be sufficient
Eating an impossible burger as we speak

perfect
The idea of your country running out of estrogen is hilarious
we talking estrogen supplements
Country wide estrogen shortages is how you know the end times are coming
why?
in 2021 i had to switch tablets because my spironolactane had a shortage
and its just patches, tablets are still gucci
this happens every now and then with meds
what benefit does estrogen give you, i dont get it
Fat tits great personality

why would you mix it
mix it cuz theres testo in your body as a man
testrogen
yeah but have you ever heard of blockers 
i get a blood test every 6 months too
estosterone
apparently there's gene therapy to reprogram male testicle cells to produce estrogen instead
future is wild

Happy 4 am chat
have you tried crushing the pills and snorting them?
yes

Line of estrogen there 3 for 100
Fuck shardy ket we got shardy estrogen 
@runic kernel first up we have the resident wizard gale, he's fireman with fire robs and fire staff
reincarnation GITS 1995 🥜
Then we got shadowheart with the balling magic mace
You could prolly do what I do with my medical ketamine
Pour onto plate and microwave it
crush up the shards and rip that shit
brother in christ
Lae'zel with the big fuckoff sword and the beefy power
and me the monk who punches so hard i can kill anyone in like 1 turn

the pharma shilling in the egg community is insane. I rely on medical grade cocaine to function normally but even I wouldn't simp as hard for a conglomerate
Veri nice
Medical cocaine?
Is that benzo or am I getting confused
read pin
add meds I'm taking are pretty similar in molecular structure to straight coke
I’ve heard off my cousin with adhd flake helped him

Something about drinking monster helped aswell
I was watching that 😦
Since apparently energy drinks does the reverse

yeah caffine makes me sleepy
unless i'm medicated
then its normal
I’ve noticed caffeine makes my autism go like a little bit more severe 
Ironically alcohol makes me act the most normal



nbope