🎪bruh-fart

[somber warren]

real

[plush slate]

in a bowl of boiling chicken broth

[weak jackal]

bro it ended like over a year ago

[plush slate]

GOOD

[somber warren]

garbage show with garbage af fans

[weak jackal]

what is blud wafflin about

[plush slate]

LET IT FUCKING BURN

[ornate tulip]

I was thinking of DRG steeve.

[weak jackal]

so many steves

[ornate tulip]

He has an extra E.

[plush slate]

too many steves

[weak jackal]

I watched the shit outta steven universe

[ornate tulip]

Steeve.

[plush slate]

we need a steve holocaust

[weak jackal]

then never watched the movie or future

[somber warren]

ayo goddamn

chill out

[weak jackal]

couldn't be fagged tbh

[plush slate]

you a steve?

https://tenor.com/view/die-gun-shotgun-deus-vult-gif-17767114

[weak jackal]

steves out here shaking in their boots

[somber warren]

fuck no

[sly rover]

[somber warren]

my first name is Brainfarts

[robust cove]

BMW, Mercedes, Opel, Porsche, Volkswagen

[plush slate]

good

[swift scarab]

I hate it when I shave and I miss those hairs that hide under your bottom lip

Pisses me off

[plush slate]

cia agent walks into the room Mr German, where were you on september 11, 2001?

[cosmic siren]

hello

[robust cove]

in plane

[plush slate]

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-gif-17939989

[cosmic siren]

everybody chilling until the federal agent joins brainfart

[robust cove]

we already have psy ops

[plush slate]

dude clears the fucking room and doesnt even need tear gas

[cosmic siren]

oh boy, look, classified documents!

I wonder where these came from

[plush slate]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-donald-trump-reaction-gif-15907007

[somber warren]

Any of you boys got unregistered firearms? Any glock switches? Post pictures please

[plush slate]

https://tenor.com/view/atf2-gif-19111110

also known as the AFT

[robust cove]

Don't trip and shoot a dog by accident bro

[somber warren]

any short barrled rifles? Any NFA Items?

[somber warren]

Accident?

[ornate tulip]

All their weapons are smooth bore so it misses and hits the neighbor's dog

[plush slate]

beyurrow of alkeehawl, fierarms and tuhbakker

[robust cove]

No I don't watch NBA sir, or wahtever you fucking said

[ornate tulip]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1073019890845360138/FDD1DFEB-2CD1-41E7-A3A8-B9838C7EDEB8-1.gif

[robust cove]

accident

""

[plush slate]

funny you say that, a musket isnt considered a firearm and thus is legal for anyone to own

same as a fucking cannon

yes

you can own

a legit cannon

in america

[cosmic siren]

common questions that I get asked are:

did the cia kill JFK: we supplied weapons to lee harvey oswald
did we do 9/11: no, but on september 10th, 120 billion dollars went missing, and the financial investigations office got struck by the third plane one day later. All documents regarding the investigations were lost, as a result. Nobody knows what happened to this day, over 20 years later
do we get involved with cartels in the early to late 1980s?: yes we did, because drug money = untracable income, which means we don't have to disclose who or where we send it to

[plush slate]

without anything

[somber warren]

oh yeah sure, unfortunate accident

[robust cove]

"we supplied weapons to lee harvey oswald" yeah nah there was a second sniper

[plush slate]

the tin foil hats are out in force today

god damn

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-ben-kenobi-of-course-i-know-them-theyre-me-gif-25185969

[cosmic siren]

the documentation that says otherwise in your dms:

[robust cove]

it's just a nice picture of my house, damn good camera work fr

[plush slate]

Cool, african pygmy

I always knew they were short

[cosmic siren]

can't confirm or deny it, however, why would there be a second sniper? we already supplied a 6.8 mannlicher rifle to a trained u.s army sniper

[robust cove]

bcs he missed

[cosmic siren]

the dude clearly passed sniper school, and you know what, he hit his mark

[cosmic siren]

autopsy reports say otherwise

[crimson flame]

https://youtu.be/5u7euN1HTuU

[robust cove]

he missed, it's not a fake, he literally missed his first shot it's a known fact

[cosmic siren]

one round struck from the 6.8 mannlciher in the skull of john f kennedy, the same rifle he was using

[crimson flame]

the whole thing is so damn confusing lmao

[plush slate]

well, he did hit jfk

he hit his neck, then his head

and the neck shot hit the VP in the back

[robust cove]

idc drunk uncle wendigoon made the best video

[visual stirrup]

You're a man licker yourself
You mean a carcano?

[plush slate]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mannlicher_M1895

[robust cove]

L M A O

nah

[cosmic siren]

lemmie double check, i don't schizo the shit on focus on jfk shit from the 1960s

[robust cove]

watch wendigoons video fr

[plush slate]

there's literally proof that shrapnel went into the back of the guy who was infront of JFK

[robust cove]

I think I remember it being a near perfect bullet and not shrapnel, like I said watch wendigoons video

[visual stirrup]

"Not a schizo"
ranting about the CIA before anybody asked

[cosmic siren]

mannlicher-carcano

[robust cove]

everyone is talking wdym

[plush slate]

well, whatever it was, it hit two people, that first shot

[robust cove]

I literally said the first shot missed

[plush slate]

... no? unless he took 3 shots

the first shot hit JFK's neck

[robust cove]

just watch the video I'm done talking honestly

[plush slate]

i'd rather not watch a video from a dude with "goon" in his name

[crimson flame]

idk why you think wendigoons vid is the absolute truth

even 1.2hr lemmino vid ends in confusion

[plush slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10248EACTj4

ahhh, good ol napalm rounds

[robust cove]

I decided it is correct as the person that exists and decided it is correct idfc about this convo anymore

[plush slate]

nothing says american like the smell of fucking napalm in the morning

vietnam anyone?

[robust cove]

yes I was there and vietnamed all over everybody

[somber warren]

you know the time a k user fucked balistics gel?

[tulip ravine]

Hello chat

[robust cove]

hoi

[plush slate]

no

[somber warren]

just google it, i can't send it here

couple of n words in the post

[plush slate]

i'd rather not then i'll take your word for it tho

any injuries tho?

[somber warren]

nah he was good

and saying it was actually good

[plush slate]

[inland jackal]

'Rhythm Shooter' Is a game genre I didn't know I needed.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1286350/BPM_BULLETS_PER_MINUTE/

Steam

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Price

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8395

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[rare lily]

God I hate leprechauns in cdda

[vital verge]

HA HA HA

[spiral raven]

RAIN WTF

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/329759787896012802/1138422956394041465/1690610168835156.webm

[vital verge]

it’s good to see some Gamma bros don’t have a sense of humor

[devout hull]

Fucking debuff spamming kung-fu gremlins.

Get steam rolled, you lil' shits.

[rare lily]

The road roller on my driveway:

[devout hull]

Don't even give pots of gold.

[rare lily]

I have some crazy memories of that game man

[devout hull]

You do some wild shit in that game to get through the day.

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/equine__dentist/status/1688630357778673665

horse dentist (@equine__dentist)

L + ratio + don’t care + having fun + playing

Likes

2573

Retweets

403

Twitter · Aug 7, 2023, 7:17 PM

[rare lily]

Collapsing a building on a skeletal juggernaut is just the average Monday

[devout hull]

Lighting a singular bush on fire with a pocket lighter and just calmly walking away from a hulk as it burns to death will always be satisfying.

[rare lily]

Work smarter not harder: the game

[devout hull]

I also remember digging some deep pits to lure Jabberwocks into and then throwing in molotovs.

This was in an Innawoods playthrough. No civilization or tech beyond some basic electronics and steam power that you have to manually build.

Jabberwocks are the only way to mutate in an Innawoods playthrough.

[rare lily]

I gotta get back in cdda

It's been a while

[devout hull]

Don't do it right now. The experimental has fucked salt and similar stuff.

[rare lily]

Heard about the salt lol

[devout hull]

Transfering that shit to different containers takes hours now.

[rare lily]

Next update maybe

[devout hull]

Yup.

Been playing with No Hope and a few other mods.

Started as a lab challenge. Which is in my opinion the best challenge as a single subway entrance in a lab will give access to several other labs.

[rare lily]

I loved the lab challenge

[devout hull]

Mutated the shit out of myself through 90 days.

[rare lily]

I became a freak of nature in just a week lol

[devout hull]

Mutations are no longer instant, btw. You gotta take in a primer (like bird or slime) and then a mutagen or a mutagenic catalyst to slowly mutate over the course of days.

[rare lily]

That's reasonable I suppose

[devout hull]

The upside? The first like 5 mutations will most likely be positive.

Then the chances take a nosedive and you have to wait a lengthy timeframe for your genes to recover.

Robust Genetics cuts that time down heavily.

[rare lily]

I always took robust genetics

[devout hull]

It's a must. Unless you get access to slime mutagens immediately.

Let me boot up my character and show you what can be achieved in 90 days without cheating now.

[rare lily]

Show me what ya got

[rare lily]

Damn!!

[rare lily]

I'm surprised you don't have any horrendous negative mutations

[plush slate]

sounds awfully racist

[devout hull]

The bear ears were an interesting surprise. But hey, they don't give negatives.

[plush slate]

jk

[somber warren]

but you are racist... right?

[devout hull]

Yup. You just gotta take it slow now. And plan a proper path to cancel out unwanted potential mutations.

[plush slate]

[rare lily]

I always bum rushed mutations lol

[somber warren]

its a rhetorical question. I already know he is. He is italian after all

[plush slate]

oh. the european california

[devout hull]

I find the slow, long term playstyle more satisfying. Especially after my Innawoods playthrough.

[plush slate]

you're only one above me ape

L + don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again

[somber warren]

lets just ask falco to make us professional or whatever max rank is

[rare lily]

I live for the chaos, but cdda can accommodate for any playstyle, which is why I love it

[plush slate]

!lvlup

[split canyon]

Legend - lvl 60 (445,550 XP)
Master - lvl 46 (213,325 XP)
Veteran - lvl 35 (101,675 XP)
Professional - lvl 26 (46,475 XP)
Experienced - lvl 20 (23,850 XP)
Trainee - lvl 12 (7,030 XP)
Rookie - lvl 6 (1,625 XP)
Novice - lvl 0 (0 XP)

You get XP by chatting in the text channels (5-13 XP per message, it is random);
Type /rank view in #🤖bot-commands to see your level;
Type /rank xp_level in #🤖bot-commands to see how much XP you'll need to reach the level you're interested in.

[plush slate]

these the ranks

[somber warren]

i mean we are both almost a year here, thats gotta count for something

[devout hull]

It's really hard to find decent loot or intact vehicles with No Hope mod, btw. I don't even have power armor after all these days.

[somber warren]

biggest letdown of the century

[devout hull]

Here is the basic bitch car I repaired and my in progress orichalcum death mobile

[somber warren]

ivan plays LoL, i don't
that makes me more based

its simple math

[devout hull]

True enough.

[rare lily]

My best vehicle was a shitty wooden electric bike

[somber warren]

you about to get muted again lmao

[devout hull]

Better than anything I could have dreamed of.

[dreamy flax]

📂 skom Your search result for xelA Audit Logs returned 2 entrie(s)```fix
ID: 536146
Action: MUTE
User: 979843006674915350
Responsible: 136355068881403904
Reason: you idiot still think we won't notice - next one is a straight ban
Timestamp: 14 July 2023, 08:55 (UTC)

ID: 519956
Action: MUTE
User: 979843006674915350
Responsible: 145883656500543489
Reason: Take a chill pill. Or stop typing while being drunk.
Timestamp: 02 June 2023, 11:13 (UTC)

[steady trellis]

ah yes

"next one is a ban"

[dreamy flax]

⚠️ Warnings: Pippo#9114

@heavy peak @ <t:1687696990:f>

Casual racism again, it's like you're asking to get booted out

[high meteor]

uh oh

[somber warren]

nooo not pippo

my second favorite italian

[steady trellis]

i guess the meme of someone offing themself is a good and kinda ironic way to go

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sad-gif-26415220

[steady trellis]

no one's gonna miss you btw

any last words?

maybe another nword as you love to?

[devout hull]

Not the actual video. But still.

[steady trellis]

we dont take any of them lightly

https://tenor.com/view/kek-kekw-gif-19460731

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-so-sad-gif-25352430

[dreamy flax]

@normal reef (Pippo#9114) has been banned for reason: you had your chances, more than a few. This is your end of the line.
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1012510897136222293/1129625950175367238/Glory_to_Discord_Moderators_DOR_ver.mp4

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/press-f-pay-respect-coffin-burial-gif-12855021

[devout hull]

I liked Pippo. He was a funny little creature.

[slender rock]

what is this?

[rare lily]

CDDA

[devout hull]

Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead. A game.

[somber warren]

my second favorite italian, gone, reduced to ashes

[slender rock]

oooo

nice

[devout hull]

Very involved survival simulator in a zombie

[rare lily]

Quite possibly one of the most complicated games out there

[slender rock]

I see

[devout hull]

Very involved survival simulator in a zombie/goo and fungus, and plant people and interdimensional hell creatures and other eldritch fucked stuff apocalypse world.

[rare lily]

Yeah

[devout hull]

Basically, 6 extinction events are happening all at once.

Voluntary.

[slender rock]

hhh it's a party

[somber warren]

i miss pippo

[devout hull]

There are bionics, mutations, magic (optional mod), some serious vehicle building mechanics, bunch of guns, body part system and a lot lot more.

You can also just wear heavy tempered steel plate armor and go ham with a two handed sword.

Note: might get you smooshed to paste late game without some mutations.

[devout hull]

Me too, man. Imma go eat now.

[steady trellis]

i havent studied psychology nor sociology so can't give you a meaningful answer

but i guess ona surface level, it is the easiest, lowest hanging fruit

[visual stirrup]

*forbidden fruit

[steady trellis]

yeah not the worst analogy

[eager igloo]

It actually does

[somber warren]

nope

not at all

[ruby minnow]

real

[undone wave]

Did he post the ronnie McNutt video again?

[plush slate]

oh shit, i leave for like an hour and we got ourselves a ban

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[plush slate]

lets go

[somber warren]

classic pippo

i will miss him

[undone wave]

I figured

[plush slate]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[plush slate]

i was gonna say something about that, but i think it'd be better to stay quiet

[inland jackal]

wtf happened? I play btd6 for the first time and I come back to a ban

[undone wave]

Pippo having a normal one

[somber warren]

he posted ronnie mcnut

[inland jackal]

Ah

[undone wave]

Again...

[inland jackal]

Brainfart Moment

[somber warren]

Pippo moment

[carmine crown]

The full video or just a meme

[somber warren]

meme

[fading shuttle]

pippo died cus of a ronnie meme?

[somber warren]

yes

[fading shuttle]

[somber warren]

funny thing is someone else posted a mcnut meme an hour before him, and got away with it

[steady trellis]

oh really

time to dig

[somber warren]

yeah go scroll

[fading shuttle]

snitch

rrrat

[somber warren]

i don't even member who it was

[lusty sonnet]

Pippo gone? :D

[fading shuttle]

still snitchin

[fading shuttle]

why would it matter? he barely talked at all

[inland jackal]

I suppose pippo is very known here? lol

[somber warren]

yeah

[somber warren]

cry about it

[lusty sonnet]

Just annoying when he did talk

[fading shuttle]

getting annoyyed once a month isnt exactly that bad

[lusty sonnet]

True but still

[somber warren]

pippo banned, maja still here
we truly live in a society

[fading shuttle]

eh, fair, i have an aneurysm any time i see maja

[lusty sonnet]

Same

[undone wave]

You will always have me :3

[somber warren]

[lusty sonnet]

Who are you again?

[fading shuttle]

i dont recognize you

[somber warren]

who tf are you

[slender rock]

💊

[eager igloo]

Ooff

[undone wave]

For the best

I did change my name

[devout hull]

Go buy some white sliced bread.

[lusty sonnet]

Man's basically madirex but no mod powers

[undone wave]

I'm so hungrrrrry

[eager igloo]

Make some food

I made banger bean burritos

[undone wave]

Yummy

[eager igloo]

Like fr man

[somber warren]

BEAAAANNSSS

[eager igloo]

Brilliant stuff

[somber warren]

its out of date

are you trying to poison him?

[devout hull]

It's dehydrated. So it's more like "won't taste as good".

[somber warren]

i never thought i would hear someone say, out of date spider won't taste as good

wierd

[plush slate]

dude sounds like he's had one too many shrooms

[somber warren]

never did shrooms

[plush slate]

wtf are u even saying on that clip then?

[somber warren]

BEAAANNSS

[plush slate]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-eyes-kid-pork-and-beans-beans-gif-19099849

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-puppet-baked-beans-beans-eating-hungry-gif-16962563

[carmine crown]

Fuck yeah

[slender rock]

rat fren

[plush slate]

honestly... wtf?

[dusky lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/carlinhos-dalva-cleide-talita-matagal-gif-23456882

[slender rock]

👀

[severe flicker]

Would you smoke?

[spiral raven]

i dippedmy ball in liquid morkite

[slender rock]

depends how fucked mental state is at

if we're fucked, might as well smoke it before we die

so

🙂

[slender rock]

rip?

[somber warren]

fuck yeah

drugs are expenisve

free drugs

[severe flicker]

Lmao

[somber warren]

that burer zaza

you smoke that shit it turns you into a burer

[severe flicker]

Tha karlik had that ahit in his fat rolls

Shit*

Spelling

[somber warren]

its that gas station weed

[severe flicker]

The*

[severe flicker]

Idk

I don't think so

Was the karlik found near one?

[somber warren]

its not a karlik

its a gas station tweeker

[spiral raven]

huh

[weak jackal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F29OEcbXkAA1DsD?format=jpg&name=large

[crimson flame]

bitch be crossin over 4 universes

[plush slate]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-unsee-how-to-unsee-blind-homer-simpson-simpsons-gif-17613101

[proud cipher]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/349276154118799391/1138386996256047144/papers_please.mp4

[proud cipher]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/349276154118799391/1138170962521624576/ssstwitter.com_1691392156351.mp4

💀

[sage otter]

Some karlik kush

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/godfather-massacre-sad-gif-16810633

[plush slate]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[robust cove]

oh I missed a mute AND a ban today? This stinks

[somber warren]

smh fr fr

straight up not bussin

[mint mist]

oh pippo died

[robust cove]

tf did he do anyways?

[plush slate]

racist stuff ig

[mint mist]

racist, and video of jacking off?

n-word spam?

[visual stirrup]

Wasn't it a reference to a suicide meme?

[mint mist]

atleast looking at the messages

[somber warren]

pippo was a white boy bussing it down sexual style, but skom banned him and said he is not goated with the sauce

[plush slate]

messages are deleted for me so

i cant see them at all

[somber warren]

truly despicable

[plush slate]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[robust cove]

fr tho what he do

[somber warren]

mcnut meme

[visual stirrup]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[robust cove]

oh

[somber warren]

shut yo bitchass up joined in 2023 lookin ass

[weak jackal]

grill la grill

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-low-rank-low-rank-rankism-shut-up-i-have-a-higher-rank-than-you-shut-up-gif-21516126

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/dialogue-toilet-gif-25345022

[plush slate]

yall just mad one of your posse got deleted like the trash he is

[robust cove]

who's they?

[somber warren]

who tf are you

[plush slate]

i could ask the same

we're all nobodies

no one is special

[somber warren]

cope

[robust cove]

nuh uh I'm big guy

[solar obsidian]

fuck off.

[slender rock]

rude

[plush slate]

ooh, feeling salty today arent we?

[solar obsidian]

yeah, you

[plush slate]

https://tenor.com/view/salt-dance-salt-shaker-dancing-gif-10184451

[robust cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1132000941223198753/ezgif-2-b9e8a376f7.gif

[slender rock]

Why is everyone pissed off today?!

STOP IT

[robust cove]

I am pissed ON

[somber warren]

i'm always pissed off

[slender rock]

Uhm... nevermind

[robust cove]

lol

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/monkeyphobic-gif-22824276

[plush slate]

oh god that fucking hurts

[robust cove]

people be fighting and shit I'm just GRILLING

[plush slate]

bing chillin?

[somber warren]

oh thank you doctor cat thats really helpful of you

[plush slate]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-social-credit-score-meme-john-xina-gif-23649557

[robust cove]

CHIMP CHIMPING

[somber warren]

smoking some meats

[plush slate]

https://tenor.com/view/jeonqmi-monkey-escape-gif-21816255

[robust cove]

testing new epic facebook filters - good work team :D

[plucky void]

I wanna know what happened to falco

[plush slate]

dunno, but L bozo

[robust cove]

huh?

[robust cove]

something happened?

[somber warren]

nono the other italian

[plush slate]

there's multiple falcos when you try to @ someone

including the bot

[weak jackal]

including me

[somber warren]

I am Falco

[weak jackal]

speaking of the bot

shut up

[robust cove]

I AM FALCO

[plush slate]

we all are falco

[somber warren]

WE ALL ARE FALCO

[robust cove]

IT'S GONE

[slender rock]

is that who used a racial slur? I am lost as fuck.

[plush slate]

jinx

[weak jackal]

1984

[robust cove]

FUCK YOU FALCO BOT

[somber warren]

yes falco said racial slur and got banned

[slender rock]

sleep paralysis demon, Diana

[robust cove]

DO LIKE THE SMOSH INTRO DUDE AND LIKE SHUT UP

[plush slate]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[plucky void]

I don't see the real falco when trying to tag him

[slender rock]

ugh, being edgy and racist in 2023... shame

[robust cove]

he's never visible

[somber warren]

he is there

[plucky void]

I'm not saying on the member list

[robust cove]

he's trolling you lmao

[somber warren]

(it was a joke)

[weak jackal]

(it wasn't a joke)

real

[plucky void]

:c

[slender rock]

😐

[plucky void]

Can't see him on the mention list

[livid pond]

(what the hell is a joke)

[plush slate]

i dont see anyone named falco when i search for that name in the channel

[plush slate]

so he might actually be gone

[robust cove]

like I said, it's not possible to @ him for a ling time now

or that he don't appear sometimes

[weak jackal]

I can @ him

[somber warren]

i can too

[plush slate]

oh wait, he doesnt even show up in the search bar

[somber warren]

see

@grizzled meadow Vaffanculo

[slender rock]

k.

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-clap-drake-clap-drake-meme-nba-gif-23631290

[plush slate]

wait, he has every role on the server

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-clap-drake-clap-drake-meme-nba-gif-23631290

[plucky void]

imma restart discord, must be this dang furry app glitching up

[plush slate]

muted, brainfart exile, newcomer

bro wtf

how?

[somber warren]

He is the chosen one

To based to be left alive

[robust cove]

he has all roles bruh

[slender rock]

divided by zero

[plush slate]

dude actually discovered how to harness darkmatter

[plucky void]

Imma tell him to create a baldurs-gate-3 channel and lock daniela in there

[weak jackal]

Hey guys did you know in my little pony: friendship is magic the ponies don't have bad dreams

They have night-mares

[slender rock]

he pushed the cart into beam

goddamn it.

[robust cove]

twitter jokes don't fly round these parts pardner

[plush slate]

dude has an actual fetish for bestiality. barf

[weak jackal]

sorry for horsin around

[somber warren]

corny

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-gif-24660602

[robust cove]

somethign something mr hands

[plush slate]

funniest fucking story ever

[plucky void]

"pathetic"

[plush slate]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-pathetic-principal-skinner-gif-19732520

https://tenor.com/view/pathetic-nolan-grayson-omni-man-invincible-pity-gif-20908860

[slender rock]

the original is better with Asuka who has no soul

[robust cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/289854346395385856/875834015456825394/image0-17.gif

[slender rock]

maybe I am biased but

[plush slate]

lemme guess, butt?

[robust cove]

no

[plush slate]

but issa gif

[slender rock]

lies

[robust cove]

you trippin

[plush slate]

oh yeah, i saw omniass. that's some good shit

sluuuuuuuuuuuuurp

actually how long does it loop?

[robust cove]

scroll up and down

[somber warren]

what

[robust cove]

Chicken Butt

[slender rock]

-_-

200ms

[robust cove]

ohhh busted corn

[slender rock]

hm

[weak jackal]

shh

[somber warren]

busteeed

[weak jackal]

i'm not buted

[somber warren]

oh oh

busted

[robust cove]

busty*

[weak jackal]

oh fr fr

[somber warren]

what was it tho

[slender rock]

WHat?

[somber warren]

i only saw reddit link

[weak jackal]

i just posted it again

[robust cove]

it was that lol

[weak jackal]

true strike

[robust cove]

just embed fail

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[ruby minnow]

look at this cat right now

[weak jackal]

[somber warren]

i am looking

[weak jackal]

Just ate some ramen and now its time for coffee

[weak jackal]

Kafka is releasing in only a few hours my blood is on fire

[slender rock]

cat

[robust cove]

duuuude that's like the ship name in Assassins creed 4

(Idfk what that is)

[weak jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEUffI4nAIM

this lady

she got her trailer released finally

its baller

[solar obsidian]

is she gonna turn into a bug?

[wispy warren]

Kafka is cute

but Clara better

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/no-anime-gif-26463089

[fading shuttle]

she will never be as cool as this crab

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/864587377333633054/1045754157841256560/2AA5B8DF-432C-4A48-98EC-400C5F868090.gif

[somber warren]

yoooo

he ballin

[weak jackal]

I actually got clara

never built her tho

i forgor to

[wispy warren]

i got her recently

but didn't do shit

since im more into big booba

[weak jackal]

my first 5 star was himeko

blessed

[wispy warren]

Mine too

[somber warren]

The masculine Urge to die in Battle in a foreign land you can't even point out on a Map

[weak jackal]

🤝

[robust cove]

hot

[weak jackal]

she's so cooooool

and does this to you

[weak jackal]

The feminine urge to die at sea under mysterious circumstances

[robust cove]

(The Squid)

[wispy warren]

Anyway guys remember

[robust cove]

no

[wispy warren]

Big Booba is a blessing

[somber warren]

(Controversial) The Feminine Urge to have Children and be a mother

[neat copper]

kys

now

[robust cove]

the exile has spoken

why?

[neat copper]

[weak jackal]

okay what's step 2 please hurry

[robust cove]

die

[neat copper]

[weak jackal]

step 3 hurry

[somber warren]

now that i think about it, the brainfart exile is right

[robust cove]

SPAM E TO RESURRECT

[wispy warren]

But Tomboy Big Booba is way better

[neat copper]

im here for a cum joke

[weak jackal]

not my first death threat of the day

[weak jackal]

whomst

[somber warren]

any booba is good, i am no booba racist

[wispy warren]

yeah booba is booba

[robust cove]

calmest conversation in brainfart

[neat copper]

"omg omg Tomboy this Tomboy that"
bro you have never held hands with a woman what are you talking about

[somber warren]

So then i Ripped this Fart, Joe Rogan

[plush slate]

so it doesnt repeat?

[somber warren]

it was foul

[plush slate]

it just 200ms of both then he just stands?

[slender rock]

I guess so

it's weird then gimp crashed

[robust cove]

So there was this gas station right? and I lied to the owner, got hired and ROBBED HIM XDDDDDDDDD

[weak jackal]

whomst?!?!?

[robust cove]

all

[wispy warren]

?? i don't gavarisch English

[weak jackal]

I'm asking as to who you are referring to

[somber warren]

So Joey, how did you get into podcasting?
It all started when i robbed the wig of a crack addicted hooker

[weak jackal]

since i am unable to determine which character you are talking about

[wispy warren]

Not any girl from HSR, cuz there aint any tomboys

[cedar lion]

Yoyo

[weak jackal]

yeah makes sense

hope they add a butch girl

c'mon hoyoverse you cowards

[wispy warren]

XDD

And guys

[weak jackal]

"So what roles have you voice acted?"
"bronya"

[robust cove]

I do love Joey, but God damn you have to be conscious about how FUCKED he was back in the day lmao

[wispy warren]

Sleeping on a booba is another level

[somber warren]

this dude is the most mental, and funniest dude i know

[weak jackal]

from my experience it hurts after a bit and you gotta roll onto your side or back

[cedar lion]

Aint no way

[grizzled meadow]

What

[wispy warren]

big booba gud

[somber warren]

this looks like this pedophile game whats it called

[robust cove]

absolutely, I'm still shocked that he didn't play in the Sopranos, just a skit of the Sopranos lol

[weak jackal]

its several games

[robust cove]

Hi Racist Falco the racist man how are you

[somber warren]

yeah we got you now

[weak jackal]

all honkai series

[slender rock]

I got trolled

nevermind

[somber warren]

we know everything falco

EVERYTHING

[weak jackal]

because something something multiverse repeating characters

omg its falcooo hiiiiii

[grizzled meadow]

Bro believe that pigs can fly smh

[cedar lion]

Wait what the fuck is going on

[grizzled meadow]

Hello old man

[weak jackal]

I got a death threat earlier and the mods were so nice and blasted that bozo within 5 minutes it was great

[slender rock]

HEY!

[cedar lion]

Why you get death threat

[slender rock]

Catapults make anything fly

[weak jackal]

idk bro was being edgy and weird

[somber warren]

the free weeb game, basically a meme at this point

[grizzled meadow]

Bravo

[somber warren]

whats it called again

[cedar lion]

Bro was retarded

[somber warren]

your welcome

[slender rock]

that was Who exactly forreal

👀

[robust cove]

This is me

[grizzled meadow]

The moderator role is the highest, every other role can't do anything to me, I always show up at the top

[somber warren]

no one is saying he isn't retarded

[cedar lion]

I had to say it

[neat copper]

co

[plucky void]

sup
please create a baldur's gate 3 channel and lock daniela in there

[slender rock]

aaaaaaaaaaa

[plush slate]

so it's just for shits n giggles?

[weak jackal]

a story in 2 parts

[robust cove]

uh ohhh busteeeed

[cedar lion]

Would

[neat copper]

unepic

[cedar lion]

That count as a death threat?

[wispy warren]

one shot, one kill

[cedar lion]

Its moreso someone bein an ass

[neat copper]

kill yourself is a death threat?

[weak jackal]

in the same region yeahg

[slender rock]

kinda

[cedar lion]

ehhhh

[neat copper]

[weak jackal]

still dork ass weirdo behaviour

[cedar lion]

Im a bit iffy on that

[somber warren]

damn i sure do hope no reports me for texting kill yourself to random users

[neat copper]

[ruby minnow]

what?

[grizzled meadow]

[weak jackal]

fallout new vegas refrence nice

[somber warren]

we do a little trollin

[neat copper]

its what it says

[somber warren]

73b göruntüleme
bro wtf that sounds like someone puking

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[cedar lion]

Turkiye

[robust cove]

I will go commit federal crimes now bye bye bye bye

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-come-on-bruh-low-tier-god-gif-24715772

[neat copper]

get friends

in real life

[somber warren]

ok brainfart exile

[robust cove]

okay exile

[neat copper]

not to you bbg

[somber warren]

wow, this is literally me

[wispy warren]

is it possible to get exiled from Brainfart?

[neat copper]

banned

[robust cove]

that's called getting a job

[wispy warren]

actually i have a job lol

[neat copper]

make an alt

[robust cove]

well you're not exiled

[somber warren]

someday, someone that got banned long ago, is gonna come back and thank us for getting banned and how he turned his life around found a job got a gf and shit like that

[cedar lion]

Me in the future

[weak jackal]

hope you and your husband survive the winter

[robust cove]

that's never gonna happen no one leaves

[somber warren]

a man can hope

[robust cove]

cope*

[cedar lion]

No no im gonna be the one saying the slurs

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-a-surgeon-shaun-murphy-the-good-doctor-gif-16641093576353373368

[cedar lion]

[weak jackal]

ohhhh my b

rip falcobot

[cedar lion]

Hehehehaw

[robust cove]

he got shot up in the Bronx

[weak jackal]

pour one out for a real one

[carmine crown]

the*

[wispy warren]

bubs

[cedar lion]

Bub.

[carmine crown]

Forgot to capitalize the R, and forgot the period

[robust cove]

*boob

[cedar lion]

Boobs

[robust cove]

kill him

[swift scarab]

I still don’t know what movie that is

[ruby minnow]

V for Vendetta

[robust cove]

reddit the movie

[wispy warren]

Spierdalaj śmietniku

[robust cove]

nie-e

[errant whale]

🫂📦

[somber warren]

Daily Reminder that i should be Mod

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/fatsupremacists-gif-24927175

[cedar lion]

Bro the bot is soemthing elsa

[somber warren]

the bot knows what is good for this server frfr

[robust cove]

Gouda night

like the cheese

[cedar lion]

Yes

TED

[lusty sonnet]

Tbf the bar madirex set is used to play limbo

[weak jackal]

cheesed to meet you

[cedar lion]

My cat is harassing me help

[robust cove]

my apolocheese

[plush slate]

is it an actual person behind the bot or are those scripted messages?

[plush slate]

i heard cheese

we talking cheddar? parm?

[cedar lion]

orkie

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/uhh-cheesed-to-meet-you-gif-22801166

[robust cove]

hel o how is you Tederino

[plush slate]

https://tenor.com/view/wojak-cheese-rat-cheesed-eating-cheese-gif-25259887

[cedar lion]

Ambouta cheese

[somber warren]

Real

[slender rock]

🤮

[somber warren]

AI

[slender rock]

no

[plush slate]

ew

[robust cove]

wut did you think lol

[somber warren]

If i become mod, all Femboys will be banned. And i will start with maja

[cedar lion]

Very cool

[slender rock]

that's not nice

[robust cove]

you won't get moderator

[lusty sonnet]

Torres for mod

He deserves it

[robust cove]

he deserves the hague for being german

[plush slate]

and thus is why you are not a mod

[cedar lion]

Senor for moderator

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cta-cheese-magnet-cheese-magnet-gif-23590827

[visual stirrup]

First, they came for the femboys
And I did not speak up, because I was not a femboy

[somber warren]

I will say nothing without my lawyer

[cedar lion]

CHEESE

[somber warren]

also i was only following orders

oh fuck

now i said it

[slender rock]

👀

[somber warren]

can this be used in a court of law against me?

[robust cove]

you mean "Alles Gut Mann"?

[somber warren]

Leider nein, Leider garnicht

[robust cove]

well good luck then, they will find out about the oven fiasco

[somber warren]

i will stop after purging the femboys pinky promise

okay maybe the furrys too

but then i will stop

[robust cove]

MAYBE?!

[somber warren]

maybe, in this context meaning: 100%

[pastel quartz]

holy shit its Ohio

[spiral raven]

no its russia

[solar obsidian]

perfectly represents the country

[spiral raven]

and the ohio meme is dead

you are not funny

[robust cove]

it's like the SCP duuuuuuud

[carmine crown]

Nah ohio rivers are shit brown

[robust cove]

duuude when it's OHIO xddxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdx

[solar obsidian]

ecks dee

[robust cove]

Imma kill myself

[pastel quartz]

t.upset Ohio resident

idgaf

[robust cove]

Delight how are you man

[solar obsidian]

doing good today .
you?

[robust cove]

a lil bit if drinky, but issa cool, chilling

[lusty sonnet]

Purge the weebs as well

[ruby minnow]

yibbie

[somber warren]

psssht i need their votes to backstab them later

[robust cove]

Stalker Gamma community drops to 0 members

[lusty sonnet]

Purge falco

[robust cove]

YIPPE

[robust cove]

purge my ass

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-come-on-bruh-low-tier-god-gif-24715772

[trim sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-trapped-kitten-speech-bubble-gif-25553629

[robust cove]

you weird as hell, sus too tf

[robust cove]

fuck off with the retarded ass speech bubble meme

[lusty sonnet]

I'll purge it with a pressure washer

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/995826618138361912/1138245187601190972/S.T.A.L.K.E.R._-_Shadow_Of_Chernobyl_-_Bar_Music_-_7UPlay-1.mp4

[trim sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-nerd-emoji-meme-speech-bubble-bubble-gif-25115885

[winged chasm]

Voided

[somber warren]

thanks for noticing

[winged chasm]

Theres a rookie on the loose

[robust cove]

no worries 🤝 can you also promise to kill everyone with a cat pfp except for me thanks

[somber warren]

Yeah sure... everyone expect you... yeahhh....

[lusty sonnet]

Brainfart 3.0 when?

[winged chasm]

Wheres 2.0?

Stalger chad?

[lusty sonnet]

[robust cove]

wow I thought I could trust you, what a surprise a german cunt stabs me in the back huh

[lusty sonnet]

2.0 exists somewhere out there

[somber warren]

Thats a conspiracy darkfart does not exist

[robust cove]

it's called the mental institution

[lusty sonnet]

Take me there

[robust cove]

go kill a dog in the park or smthn

I aint a taxi

[somber warren]

who could have thought?

[lusty sonnet]

Bro i'm not american

[robust cove]

I dont think that is an american thing

[trim sequoia]

@somber warren is cringy

[somber warren]

so killing dogs is now a exclusive American part time activity

[robust cove]

so are you newbie lookin ass

[robust cove]

hi Alex how is you

[trim sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/text-bubble-gif-25667436

[spiral raven]

is lithophage corruptor named harold

[fading shuttle]

kenshi gaming

[somber warren]

this dude still mad i got him warned for posting cropped porn
L

[robust cove]

learn something new

[trim sequoia]

Lmao nerd

[tulip ravine]

Hello chat

[robust cove]

mhm mhm sounds like gaming

[tulip ravine]

Pavlo

[somber warren]

hello hydro

[tulip ravine]

My man

German man

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-nerd-emoji-meme-speech-bubble-bubble-gif-25115885

[tulip ravine]

My man

How’s it going

[trim sequoia]

@somber warren nearly had an autism attack when I posted cropped "porn"

[robust cove]

hello hydro how are you

[tulip ravine]

I think you had a autism attack for posting cropped prom

Porn

[robust cove]

no it was probably just funny to get you a warn for it

[trim sequoia]

Nope.

[tulip ravine]

Can’t complain mate re-downloading anomaly it’s anomalying time

[somber warren]

it really was

funny af

[tulip ravine]

Anomaly’s all over the place

[robust cove]

sounds hilarious to me

[somber warren]

it really was

[trim sequoia]

Wrong.

[tulip ravine]

Not much pal

[slender rock]

[robust cove]

what was le deal about

[feral kiln]

[tulip ravine]

Meeting the Mrs this Friday and just finished off building some raised beds

[trim sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-attack-cat-tiktok-fighting-annoyed-cat-zoomies-gif-26462454

[tulip ravine]

Getting some composting going aswell

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-cat-stoned-stoned-cat-gif-25615600

[feral kiln]

ruh roh

[somber warren]

what do you need all that fertilizer for hydro?

[lusty sonnet]

The mrs duh

[tulip ravine]

I just need a place to let organic matter rot

Exactly

I need a place to dispose of the corpse

[robust cove]

wait I forgor what was your definition, I'm pretty sure it was good tho?

[tulip ravine]

Bro forgor

[somber warren]

wouldn't it be easier to just bury the body

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/SmurfsMovie/status/112002132634382336

THE SMURFS (@SmurfsMovie)

All The Smurfs filmmakers send Steve good wishes and the healing power of Smurf magic! http://t.co/BqDfHZe

Likes

8273

Retweets

3181

Twitter · Sep 9, 2011, 3:19 AM

i don't think it worked guys

[tulip ravine]

Hide in plain sight

[slender rock]

orange cat things

[somber warren]

instead of having the body literally decomposing in your garden

[tulip ravine]

It’s hiding in plain sight

[somber warren]

what about the smell

[fading shuttle]

observe my heavily armed and armored band of moral relatavists

[somber warren]

you can't hide the smell

[weak jackal]

https://fxtwitter.com/catshouldnt/status/1688995216467038208

[tulip ravine]

It will be covered in horse shit

[somber warren]

bro trust me, you can not hide that smell

[lusty sonnet]

Ayo

[robust cove]

those are some weird fuckin cats you got right there bud

[somber warren]

smells kinda like spring rolls with sweet and sour sauce the first weeks

[lusty sonnet]

ayo

[fading shuttle]

those are the 2 bulls i bought to haul all the weapons and armors from the dead people the band leaves behind

[tulip ravine]

Ted moment Fr

[robust cove]

do you call them BTS?

[tulip ravine]

My nan let me ride her mobility scooter today was fun as fuck

[quartz saffron]

https://twitter.com/dexerto/status/1689011096672407560?s=46&t=xqeqFjv00zpLBWGPz2VATA

[tulip ravine]

Turns out it had a speed limiter

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-fuck-man-stressed-problematic-gif-15976565

[quartz saffron]

An Twitter

[tulip ravine]

Took it off it went 20 mph

[robust cove]

embed fail

[fading shuttle]

what

[quartz saffron]

Twitter please

Don’t do this

I mean X, fucking Elon

[robust cove]

the gang

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1115781420166684735/1135303613657382912/shuffle_embed_failure.gif

[lusty sonnet]

Ngl i brainfarted after reading 6 words

[quartz saffron]

Nooooooooo

[tulip ravine]

To be expected

[fading shuttle]

no i named them like how swamp gangs are named, after an animal, so the vipers

[somber warren]

eyo what

[lusty sonnet]

Time for eternal sleep

[somber warren]

Penises C and D?

how many is there

i have to know

[tulip ravine]

I hate them gnomes not wearing their thongs

[quartz saffron]

Gotta buy to find out

[robust cove]

"The sneaky doodles duudes"

[slender rock]

Uhm

[fading shuttle]

might honestly change the name to the kings since i incorporate a lotta royal purples in their armor

[somber warren]

HOW MANY

TELL ME

[robust cove]

more than cyberpunk

[slender rock]

perverts

[robust cove]

I instantly thought of the kings from fnv

[slender rock]

[ruby minnow]

serbian spongebob singing

[somber warren]

i googled it, its 5 penises

[fading shuttle]

yeah true, the monarchs maybe?

[somber warren]

now to my next question: WHY

[lusty sonnet]

Why not

[robust cove]

so you can fucking ask

[fading shuttle]

then i could do something funny and rename every character to what different languages way of saying king or queen is

[tulip ravine]

Why did you Google how many penises

[somber warren]

bc i needed to know

[tulip ravine]

Kinda sus

[somber warren]

its for a school project

[lusty sonnet]

He swings that way

[tulip ravine]

Tbf it’s brainfart who doesn’t enjoy some cheeky homosexual encounters on the side

[robust cove]

call them the black monarchs or some other edgy shit unironically tho

[somber warren]

me

[lusty sonnet]

Aldo didnt

[robust cove]

you know you lying as fuck

[fading shuttle]

thats too edgy, the monarchs is enough

[somber warren]

we all know he lied

[tulip ravine]

Coping

[somber warren]

nuh uh

[tulip ravine]

All Germans have homosexual tendencies

[lusty sonnet]

Fair fair

[somber warren]

nuh uh

[robust cove]

suck my dick bruh you gay as fuck

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-dont-think-i-will-captain-america-old-capt-gif-17162888

[fading shuttle]

kang has no right lookin this baller doe

[mint mist]

ok

[tulip ravine]

Ok lederhosen wearer

[somber warren]

bruh that bavarian

[robust cove]

go watch anime or smthn

[somber warren]

bavarians are not germans

[mint mist]

ew

[tulip ravine]

Same thing

[robust cove]

do whatever you do when you're not here idfk

[lusty sonnet]

Ein bisschen schwulaaah

[tulip ravine]

Maja how are you

[somber warren]

no, bavarians aren't even considered human

[mint mist]

ok

[tulip ravine]

What are you up to

[tulip ravine]

Pavlo you are now my second favourite brainfarter

[somber warren]

who is first tho

[robust cove]

I would prefer not being inside your mind ever

[lusty sonnet]

Rent free tho

[robust cove]

not in a mean way

[somber warren]

but you would prefer being inside him?

[tulip ravine]

Your always in my mind xxxxx okay that made me cringe