#🎪bruh-fart

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uncut obsidian
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and then after a month, when everyone sends their application, the best people get chosen (the "Competitive stage"), and you have to choose one university and one faculty out of the ones you applied for before (if you got accepted into several universities/faculties)

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so basically once the "Competitive stage" ends you can't change it

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yeah but like, i wasn't planning on staying here

eager igloo
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Did you try applying to a uni abroad?

uncut obsidian
stone shoal
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ULTRAKILL Lore

eager igloo
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Depends on country no?

uncut obsidian
eager igloo
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I'd love to have that much

crimson flame
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some countries offer free uni i think

crimson flame
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get out before putin dies

uncut obsidian
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she's concerned about me wanting to leave

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she was the one who gaslit me into applying for a russian university in the first place lmao

eager igloo
lusty sonnet
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was jealous of him

crimson flame
uncut obsidian
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china?

crimson flame
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think i did the same to my mom, then i worked at a neighboring city, living alone. i was happier than ever and i took care of myself decently

crimson flame
uncut obsidian
crimson flame
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try to find some scholarships

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though its gonna be hard since you're out of school already

uncut obsidian
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She's trying to build my own life and I hate it

crimson flame
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in my case, im still in uni, and i can ask my lecturers on how to get masters scholarship

crimson flame
lusty sonnet
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some countries also give scholarships based on your situation at home, wealthy people pay the full price whilst people living paycheck to paycheck pay like 1% of the uni costs

crimson flame
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i gues you can ask her why she thought that way, like why staying in russia is better in the long run than moving away

uncut obsidian
crimson flame
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sadge

grim sluice
upper axle
# eager igloo

people like this make me for a brief moment consider whether the moral problems of eugenics are worth the benefit of not having people like this.

upper axle
# grim sluice

why is it that HP Lovecraft kinda looks like if Mark Zuckerberg was slightly more human looking?

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like, this cant be a coincidence, right?

runic kernel
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Hi Madi Hi Menace Hi Voltaire Hi ChimpFඞctory Hi @solar obsidian Hi @winged phoenix

eager igloo
upper axle
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it kinda just doesnt work

eager igloo
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Because genetics are not a deciding factor of persons intelligence

upper axle
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natural proclivity for intelligence only goes so far when endemic societal issues restrict or generally stunt the growth of young minds.

upper axle
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but yea

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i get ya

eager igloo
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A good starting point would be fixing NA education

upper axle
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the words "im going to thundercunt this car batter into the ocean" are gonna haunt my brain for the next decade

stone shoal
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That's the phrase that's haunting my brain

upper axle
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im going to start unironically using that word for throwing shit really fucking hard

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THUNDERCUNT

robust cove
stone shoal
upper axle
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i just suddenly remembered a story about some kids at school somewhere, one of em brought a few jalapenos, like the whole pepper, to school, and challenged his friends to see who could eat a whole pepper and last the longest. everyone ate their peppers and within a few minutes, because kids are weak, were mouths on fire, except this one kid who was completely unaffected.

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so it turns out he didnt bite down and just fucking swallowed an entire jalapeno pepper whole.

eager igloo
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A player

foggy mantleBOT
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queen finch
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@grizzled meadow hey Daddy, how are you?

carmine crown
grim sluice
native jungle
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The last few frames and that noise.

stone shoal
fading shuttle
grim sluice
robust cove
fading shuttle
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dad found the grenade drawer

uncut obsidian
high token
stone shoal
grim sluice
native jungle
fading shuttle
grim sluice
lusty sonnet
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@solar obsidian peepohi

somber warren
quartz ridge
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This fat ass cat

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Hes sitting in a postion

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Where his ass is pointing directly at my fucking shoulder

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But the prick fell asleep

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Hes also near my genitals and it i s making me SCARED

devout hull
upper axle
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like, legally speaking.

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its definitely murder

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but is it a hate crime

quartz ridge
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Well

lusty sonnet
quartz ridge
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Done with hate

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Also a crime

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= a hate crime?

upper axle
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but like, how do you murder someone without hate?

quartz ridge
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Accident

upper axle
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like, you cant LOVINGLY murder someone

quartz ridge
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Drunk driving

somber warren
upper axle
quartz ridge
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Same thang

upper axle
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nop.e

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manslaughter is legally distinct.

quartz ridge
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Nuh uh

upper axle
upper axle
quartz ridge
quartz ridge
upper axle
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doesnt matter anyway tbh that fucker gets the rope and i dont even LIKE starcraft.

quartz ridge
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Leaking SOURCE stuff is based

somber warren
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any redditor gets the rope

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period

quartz ridge
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Honestly

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Like i think i used reddit for like one thing

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To find out how to fix my ARMA'S preformance issues that only flared up when using explosives

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Only to get like 0 replies in therir server

fading shuttle
upper axle
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the singular thing reddit is at all useful for is OCCASIONALLY finding a fucking ancient threads that solve a very niche problem with technology or game performance in games like ARMA 3.

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like, the tech help redditors will be spared.

quartz ridge
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To reddit

upper axle
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all the others get roped.

quartz ridge
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Thats where i found it ooo

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Its like i browse stuff like

Whats it called

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Its 3d printed guns n shit

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Or that one subreddit that had a month like trend of people either posing their guns next to VIOLENT shits they took in the toilet

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Or like right next to their dick

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It was like

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Sucha neiche community

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Like crack head gun owners

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Only to open it and be face blasted by someone's cock next to a glock

upper axle
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the only valid reddit communities are the really stupidly hyper niche ones that exist for comedic purposes like the twin subs r/dragonsfuckingcars and r/carsfuckingdragons

somber warren
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ppl that are redditors shouldn't be allowed to own guns. Redditors are basically clinically insane

upper axle
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or dumb shit like r/breadstapledtotrees

quartz ridge
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Theres a bunch of porn and gore on reddit

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Like WTF

somber warren
somber warren
quartz ridge
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Always the ones with daddy issues

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Dude whats funny to me man

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Theres so many people i know who use reddit

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And jts like

upper axle
# somber warren ppl that are redditors shouldn't be allowed to own guns. Redditors are basically...

they shouldnt be allowed to own guns because all they do is buy the gun and 2000 dollars of accessories, put them on the gun in the LEAST effective ways, post pics of their shitty, unfired guns online, and then NEVER use the gun EVER, never exercise, practice with their kit, barely ever put their kit ON except to LARP around their house with their lard ass body like a cunt, and then get shot to death when they get their house broken into because they couldnt even get sights on target to shoot the fucker before the guy had ran up, grabbed the gun and shot the dumbfuck dead with his own kit.

quartz ridge
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the weird asf ones

upper axle
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i have never seen a bigger cesspit of cringelords and armchair experts with the absolute worst gun takes in history than on reddit.

quartz ridge
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Ak 47s cirle jerks and ar circle jerks are both awful

upper axle
quartz ridge
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No matter where

upper axle
quartz ridge
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I started cardio again

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And using a ancient elipitcal in my garage

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Need to start lifting slightly

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People always LARP but my IDEAL LARP is open carry in the woods

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Nature + guns what can go wrong

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Dude sometimes late at night i use to just pull out my unloaded guns when i couldnt sleep

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My family though will wake up now if i do that

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( guns are loud!! )

upper axle
quartz ridge
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Gooning

sage otter
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3am compulsive racking sounds

quartz ridge
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Idc about how people larp

quartz ridge
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I need lube and a cleaning kit for my AR

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I forgot where i put it

sage otter
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Uh oh

upper axle
# quartz ridge Gooning

if you cant bring 1 or 2 good buds out into the middle of Northern Maine or whatever and go straight fucking goon squad in the woods then you arent living.

sage otter
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Rusty boy

quartz ridge
somber warren
upper axle
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EZ

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alaska too

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trust me man, its better here anyway.

quartz ridge
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A treat for you, MR. German

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Hk USP 45.

somber warren
upper axle
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genuinely if you get the chance to move to maine or a similar area please do so as long as you're not a piece of shit california lib.

quartz ridge
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Former PD owned

upper axle
quartz ridge
stone shoal
# grim sluice

I may not have a brain gentlemen, but I do have an idea...

quartz ridge
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One a German one a Italian
And one a Serbian

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I NEED more guns

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I need more time to fall deepers into this addiction

upper axle
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i havent gotten a pistol for myself yet since i turned 21 due to consistent money constraints. THAT BEING SAID, i'm starting classes at Sonoran Desert Institute in september and at the end of the course the final project is where they literally just send you a parts kit for (in my case) a 1911 and say "aight build that shit bud" and then you get to keep it.

quartz ridge
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Ove HK
Ate sig

Simple as

final cedar
quartz ridge
final cedar
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can't even have threaded pipes?

quartz ridge
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Also it was a former PD gun ambidextrous mag release

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Green sights

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Tis was a steal

upper axle
final cedar
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price?

upper axle
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threaded barrels too

quartz ridge
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I forgot

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Itnwsd a whilr ago

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It was close to about

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900 bucks

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This was quite a while ago

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When the only gun control in cali was the BULLET BUTTON

final cedar
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cop guns gonne be beat to shit, they always pistol whipping minorities and dropping their gun when they get tackled by a crackhead

quartz ridge
sage otter
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Some prices are ridiculous, saw a 400€ stock for a SVD, and 800€ wooden parts kek

quartz ridge
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Theres no scratches or anything

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There was only that time i fired it so much the muzzle was like kinda purpleish

quartz ridge
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But when i wiped it down during cleaning it went away

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It used to be my dad's till he transferred it to me

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( i told him to buy it after he texted me about it ]

upper axle
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oh side note about the 1911 i'll be building as part of my gunsmithing classes: im like, full ride for tuition for the course so i only am paying 20 or so dollars for an FFL transfer for the kit. im getting a gunsmithing education, an FFL, and a 1911 for essentially 20 bones.

fading shuttle
quartz ridge
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Cops are well liked in my Area

final cedar
quartz ridge
upper axle
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at least...the first shot.

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function test.

somber warren
upper axle
upper axle
final cedar
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it's so insane that this SDI stuff goes smoothly

upper axle
somber warren
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i only heared about sdi from yt ads

quartz ridge
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Yeah same

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I have a plan, Arthur

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Go back to Pakistan and pay a Kahber pass gunsmith to go and teach me at my village

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And then white lie about it

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Talk about the expirence

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Maybe get reccomened to a gun smith

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The funny thing is i can tell people this

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Because 99% of the time they cant copy it lol

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I really really dont talk about guns IRL

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I dont tell anyone what i own

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Commiefornian so i have to take extra steps

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My dad knew a guy who when they meet up with had another dude my dad didnt know tag along

oblique spire
quartz ridge
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My dad and his friend previously went to a local gun store and my dad got offered a AR for a cheaper price

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He got asked if he bought it, my dad goes to his trunk and says he just picked it uo

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Then my dad's friend's ride along i guess got scared

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Because my dad had a unloaded gun lol

quartz ridge
somber warren
quartz ridge
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The amount of shit i get here in cali for being pro gun

quartz ridge
somber warren
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then walk pussy if your scared of big bad ar

quartz ridge
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My dad raised me to always respect a gun

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Also i had seen live leak videos of people who didnt

oblique spire
quartz ridge
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So even though as a kid if i found his guns id make sure they were unloaded then ask for him to come by cause i was like a eager kid and loved guns

quartz ridge
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Its infuriating i had a guy i agreed with 99% of things

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Smart dude but didnt like guns for some reason

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I asked what if they break into your home? " id just use a bat or something "

oblique spire
upper axle
quartz ridge
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Like he was a big dude sure but he didnt have no trainings

quartz ridge
upper axle
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yea so heres my history with gun safety.

oblique spire
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Zamn

quartz ridge
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Apparently as a kid ( like 6 years old (my dad gave me a unloaded gun

And i pointed it at my twin sister

upper axle
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i had gun safety drilled into my brain from the first time i handled a gun at like 7 years old

quartz ridge
quartz ridge
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She hated me being the favorite because i never did anything wrong 99% of the time

upper axle
# quartz ridge What im trying with my little bro

and it hit extra hard for me because i had a 2 year old cousin that would have been around today still if his dad hadnt left a loaded pistol on the coffee table. kid picked it up and blew his own brains out at 2 years old right in front of his mom.

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my aunt is still a mess from that.

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i still love guns.

quartz ridge
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And live like a normal person

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This thought terrified him because he had almost 0 skills

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So he bought a gun and popped himself

somber warren
stone shoal
quartz ridge
somber warren
quartz ridge
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True

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He was a good man

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But terrible father

quartz ridge
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Didn't see his kids for half the year

stone shoal
quartz ridge
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Instead of actually being responsible he shot himself leaving his wife and kids traumatized

upper axle
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its a matter of "the gun cannot and will not do anything unless acted upon". guns are tools, they are to be treated with respect and if you do so and do so safely you will not have an ND as long as your are vigilant. accidental discharges due to things like parts breakage or malfunctions happen still but are rare, and its still important to know how to mitigate danger in those situations like a runaway gun from a broken firing pin or trigger disconnect, et cetera.

quartz ridge
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And the rest of the family needing to help them

quartz ridge
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Its as simple as that

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But yeah my dad raised me the same way

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Tools for a job that is a cruel one

stone shoal
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I'm all about tools of the job that make your enemy non-existant

quartz ridge
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Even if someone attacks me

I still have the hope that they at least survive after being netrualized as a threat

quartz ridge
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New gun owners like to think of

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" fantasy number 1000 of me popping a guy with my ccw "

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That goes away quick when you realize its a last resort

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In self defense situations most of the time nobody is aiming

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More or less mag dumping in the general direction

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People always like to drip their gun

carmine crown
quartz ridge
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But what happens when you pull out your gun and it gets stuck because of the fat ass sights you put on it

quartz ridge
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You need accuracy but also volume of fite

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Which is why i love my USP 45. So much

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  1. God's caliber along with almost as many rounds as my 9m
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What everyone needs to realize

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Not everyone breaking and entering is there for money

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Some are in it to kill/rape

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It is up to you to make sure that doesnt happen to you nor your family

upper axle
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amen.

quartz ridge
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Ive been called a monster because well i said id shoot someone if they broke into my home

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I have empathy, i see why people are drvien to crime

fallow trellis
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if someone unlawfully breaks into your house you have the right to defend yourself

quartz ridge
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But thats no excuse to endanger people who arent hurting you,

I dont give a shit how your life crumbled, i would help if i could but breaking into my home with my family is a no go

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Its hard to explain

remote vine
stone shoal
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I wish it worked that way in Gamma

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No helmet? No face protection? No problem, soon you won't need any of that!

quartz ridge
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Side note

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The side ways gangsta style

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Aiming technique

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Can work

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It would be pretty shit but itd work

stone shoal
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A technique is something done to, at least in the case of guns, fulfil a purpose relating to either utility or aiming

stone shoal
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Yeahhhh, but are gangsta's gonna aim down the sights when he brandishes his heat of choice? Or is he gonna be so pre-occupied with delivering the smoke that he would care very little for the hooligan opponent in that moment?

fading shuttle
stone shoal
# fading shuttle

I see the torso of a man and what look to be two gigantic balls melded into his stomach

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Idungeddit

quartz ridge
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I see iron man

fallow trellis
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if you shoot sideways the recoil goes sideways bigbrain

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useful if ur next target is on the left

stone shoal
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Yes I have in fact just short-circuited my brain with my own logic

fading shuttle
fallow trellis
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trick question, the vectors recoil is transmitted downwards therefore if its sideways it goes to the right

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for usual right handed users

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ofc

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🦐

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as that

stone shoal
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Kriss Vector = 0 Upward recoil, mostly sideways recoil.

Sideways = 0 Sideways recoil, since the Vector is now shooting sideways, but also 0 upward, since the Kriss Vector, is the Kriss Vector

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Alternatively take two Kriss Vectors in Blender and rotate one model by Roll 90 degrees

stone shoal
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It's as 🔫 as that

fallow trellis
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good functional design often imitates nature

stone shoal
fallow trellis
stone shoal
# fallow trellis

I love the ironic fact that she looks like she hasn't had oxygen in 3 days

fallow trellis
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loose women is a really bad tv show name

stone shoal
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WHAT WERE THEY TRYING TO SAY

fallow trellis
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its just a female lunch time talk show

sage otter
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Sounds like a magnified housewives gossip room

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Terrifying

upper axle
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to quote a cards against humanity white card

fading shuttle
quartz ridge
remote vine
carmine crown
real tinsel
gusty willow
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When reality is just making it's own memes better than we ever could.

mint mist
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ew

tulip ravine
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Good afternoon brainfart

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Ted

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My man

robust cove
rare lily
mint mist
rare lily
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Glory or death

somber warren
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thats why i don't vape

high token
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The wonders of being in an ex soviet bloc

somber warren
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i smoke cigarettes and get 80 differents kinds of cancer like a real man

rare lily
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So based

high token
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Real men don’t smoke, they inject black tar heroin

somber warren
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weed smokers be like: i got that gelato strawberry assfuck kush its so good
Black tar heroin users: Black Tar HeroinChadge

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literally me

heavy peak
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If only you guys knew how wet i am

midnight cloud
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Real men pay their taxes and hand their guns to the atf like responsible citizens! Pretty tubular thing to do! Lawl!

high token
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Real men drink and drive, then hit a random woman and her infant child

somber warren
heavy peak
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I got hit with a downpour omw home kekcry

lusty sonnet
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good

heavy peak
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And i didn't have an umbrella with me

high token
tulip ravine
somber warren
high token
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What?

tulip ravine
lusty sonnet
gusty willow
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give this man a grant

somber warren
heavy peak
somber warren
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BC WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

somber warren
lusty sonnet
somber warren
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wait why is no one looking at my booby

tulip ravine
somber warren
spiral raven
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шо блять вы несете

somber warren
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very cringe

lusty sonnet
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Taschenmuschi tho

somber warren
spiral raven
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how germans say lemonade

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lemonatten?

somber warren
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The dreaded taschenmuschi

somber warren
spiral raven
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or like

lusty sonnet
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das wort bringt mich einfach zum lachen

spiral raven
lusty sonnet
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taschenmuschi

somber warren
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great word

lusty sonnet
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why did you translate for the uncultured people

somber warren
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true

somber warren
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i untranslated it

lusty sonnet
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good

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🤝

somber warren
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no one will know

lusty sonnet
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same

spiral raven
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he has that

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markiiiiiplier

uncut obsidian
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Hund

devout hull
spiral raven
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i guess kater is a bot

somber warren
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Was für Hund

spiral raven
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boat

somber warren
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junge ich stech dich ab

spiral raven
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and hund is a dog i think

somber warren
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was meine mama

spiral raven
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boat dog?

somber warren
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nenn mich noch einmal Hund und ich schicke dir eine Taschenmuschi die seit Jahren im Besitz Meiner Familie ist.

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Frechheit

lusty sonnet
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call him dog again

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you'll like it

somber warren
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he will definitly like it

devout hull
lusty sonnet
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don't think he's into that, maybe if he shoves it real hard

somber warren
somber warren
devout hull
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He's practicing his german on us.

somber warren
uncut obsidian
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guess

spiral raven
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cat dog>

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?

lusty sonnet
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kater haben clueless

somber warren
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kadse, kadse streichelnpeepoWow

lusty sonnet
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katze

spiral raven
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кот

somber warren
uncut obsidian
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k a t e r

devout hull
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She looks like a rug.

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One that hasn't been cleaned in months.

somber warren
uncut obsidian
devout hull
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p!translate EN Es ist ein Kater, nicht eine Katze

foggy mantleBOT
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Original

Es ist ein Kater, nicht eine Katze

English

It's a hangover, not a cat

somber warren
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lmao

lusty sonnet
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ohno

somber warren
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ohnononono

uncut obsidian
devout hull
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too much vodka and viagra

dreamy flaxBOT
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:flag_de: German (Deutsch)
blank⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

It's a hangover, not a cat

devout hull
uncut obsidian
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Bruh

somber warren
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kater means male cat

devout hull
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You might have overshot your destination.

somber warren
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katze is female cat

devout hull
uncut obsidian
lusty sonnet
robust cove
thorny anvil
tardy thunder
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That’s probably the worst incoherent nonsensical stalker meme i have ever seen

thorny anvil
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i just stole it from my friend who stole it from some stalker server lmao

tardy thunder
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Why would a blood sucker advocate for duty membership

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Doesn’t make any sense

thorny anvil
robust cove
fallow trellis
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literally me

somber warren
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he is debating if he should kill her

thorny anvil
fallow trellis
thorny anvil
grizzled meadow
thorny anvil
grizzled meadow
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Worst outcome possible: achieved

somber warren
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it can always be worse

grizzled meadow
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What, admin?

fallow trellis
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you could have been discord itself

somber warren
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you could be server owner

grizzled meadow
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😮

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True

somber warren
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shit you could be french

grizzled meadow
urban ocean
fallow trellis
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there are always reasons to be grateful

somber warren
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thank you god for not making me french

sage otter
robust cove
grizzled meadow
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I can say proudly that I don't

robust cove
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Nice

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Now just delete discord off your phone and you can join back into society

lusty sonnet
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pretty sure falco is french

robust cove
thorny anvil
robust cove
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Nice shader bro

thorny anvil
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thanks

uncut obsidian
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why did it have to be a tiktok reupload

fallow trellis
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i brought those things with me when I watched open hymen

thorny anvil
fallow trellis
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these things @robust cove

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literally me

robust cove
fallow trellis
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open hymen

fallow trellis
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oppenhumer

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open humus

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the bomb guy

robust cove
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Opera humpter

robust cove
fallow trellis
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peaky blinders sigma male

robust cove
robust cove
fallow trellis
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b-bombs kill people???

robust cove
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My le bomb... le killed people?

fallow trellis
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i loved that movie they even had a breaking bad refernce

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somone was named heisenberg

thorny anvil
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the wife cucking scene

fallow trellis
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hundreds of years from now the legal term for infidelity will be cucking, it will be a horrible world but atleast i will be dead by then

thorny anvil
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we'll all be dead by then

fallow trellis
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im only concerned about me

thorny anvil
#

male sigma mindset

fallow trellis
#

gotta give props to barbie and their special effects team, they cgi'ed me to be in the movie

spiral raven
#

I GOT 2 LITERS OF GRAPE FUCKING SODA

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JUST KIDDING

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I GOT 4 LITERS

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4 FUCKING LITERS OF RAPE SODGA

fallow trellis
#

Did u know Gaston from beauty and the beast ate 420 eggs a week

spiral raven
#

what

devout hull
fallow trellis
devout hull
fallow trellis
#

counter argument, the economy in the village should have adjusted the supply with the increase in demand

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they didnt because there is an egg cartel in the village that maintains low supply and high prices

spiral raven
#

holy schimdt

spiral raven
#

"egg"

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first thing i see is "CLARA VICTORIA, QUEEN OF THE RATS" and then

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fucking "egg"

fallow trellis
#

everyone knows gaston is a successful hunter so he doesnt care about the artifically inflated egg prices since he is an addict

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and the cartel knows this thats why they keep the supply as low as it can

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so the price is very high

devout hull
#

Eggs have everything a growing animal needs.

fallow trellis
#

The rest of the villagers have to tolerate the artificial shortages and high egg prices as a result.

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This isn't Gaston's fault. I'm tired of capitalists blaming the working class consumer for the market failures inherent in their economic system.

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the government needs to intervene in the egg industry

devout hull
#

(The video is in english)

tranquil basalt
#

"that aint me"

atomic pewter
#

What a fucking genius

edgy abyss
errant whale
atomic pewter
edgy abyss
#

Fkn love him

high meteor
atomic pewter
#

I got a few memes of him

edgy abyss
#

Amazing. Incredible.

atomic pewter
#

👌

solar obsidian
atomic pewter
#

My girlfriend’s great

swift scarab
# fading shuttle

I feel like I can easily apply this to most of my past traumatic experiences

solar obsidian
swift scarab
#

Nah, I’m not that dedicated

errant whale
#

@mint mist kurwa

robust cove
fallow trellis
#

i will sell busy hands

errant whale
#

Please speak English (a civilised human language)

swift scarab
devout hull
swift scarab
#

You monster

devout hull
robust cove
errant whale
#

It's good for coincise technical stuff

errant whale
#

Polish can get fucking fancy with poetry shit but that's not my thing

edgy abyss
mint mist
swift scarab
#

@grizzled meadow Just noticed did you end up giving yourself every single role

#

I don’t think anyone else has nearly that many

grizzled meadow
mint mist
#

is that the cock game?

swift scarab
#

What

somber warren
#

what

swift scarab
#

The fuck is the cock game

grizzled meadow
#

What

swift scarab
solar obsidian
# fallow trellis

youtube video tutorials on How to install Gamma, but they are outdated

mint mist
#

theres a coop game where dicks hang- and you maek a tower otu of bodies

solar obsidian
swift scarab
#

God that’s old

mint mist
#

and the moevement is goofy

grizzled meadow
#

I think I got it as well

grizzled meadow
mint mist
#

no but

mint mist
#

that one doest maek sesne to me

swift scarab
#

9 years ago

devout hull
solar obsidian
cedar lion
#

Heyo

swift scarab
#

Bro really got the Spaceballs helmet

cedar lion
#

I love how the last names are also silly

tulip ravine
#

Hello chat

runic kernel
#

Hi hydro

tulip ravine
#

Hi cat

#

Can you tell me your top 5 gatto

runic kernel
#

Numero uno HIM the madCunt gatto

robust cove
remote vine
#

Ballers Gay 3 lets me be a barbarian gnome who throws hand axes at every enemy he sees. maybe this game is good actually

remote vine
#

mfw too short to run close to my enemy so I just chuck shit at them instead

foggy mantleBOT
#
cedar lion
open turret
cedar lion
#

oh god

edgy abyss
atomic crane
#

poop gaming

devout hull
#

I wanna [BUST] within [DISCORD USER]

atomic crane
#

looks so similar to the logo my old high school used

cosmic siren
mint mist
#

is there an edit of a full song^ but with this editing?

atomic crane
#

😖😫🥺

mint mist
#

i found one 30 seconds longer but still not full song ;c

atomic crane
#

would be easy to make

#

assuming this isnt an obscure sinatra AI song and is an actual sinatra song

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audacity, filters on the song, crickets sound effect youtube, breeze sound effect youtube, distant thunder sound effect youtube

#

probably a light high pass filter or just EQ

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on the song

#

oh yeah, car idling sound effect youtube

robust cove
atomic crane
#

it's so hard being me, with this immense library of information stored within me

robust cove
atomic crane
normal reef
#

Heyy

uncut obsidian
robust cove
#

hii

uncut obsidian
devout hull
spiral raven
#

its anakin

uncut obsidian
uncut obsidian
solar obsidian
robust cove
swift scarab
spiral raven
#

i was hacking terminal in fo4

#

and

#

there was "feet"

#

wtf fallout

swift scarab
#

Based fallout

robust cove
eager igloo
#

Went to Barbie

#

10/10

spiral raven
#

AGAIN

#

WTF

robust cove
urban ocean
robust cove
mint mist
urban ocean
swift scarab
#

Me when I have divorced parents and my life is still shit regardless

robust cove
urban ocean
urban ocean
#

I was the kid on the right, but I knew my mother was an absolute cunt and told my father to divorce her

urban ocean
sage otter
#

14% sounds low

robust cove
#

I think stepping in shit would cause a higher chance in that case

urban ocean
robust cove
#

the standard being 90% tomfoolery

fallow trellis
#

also good morning chat

robust cove
#

guten morgen

#

weren't you in here like 5 minutes ago

uncut obsidian
fallow trellis
robust cove
fallow trellis
#

the sun came up

#

yes

robust cove
#

sleep deprivation Chadge

grim radish
spiral raven
#

idk

#

i think my character thinks he's hulk or he just

#

wants double high five

somber warren
robust cove
worn scroll
fallow trellis
#

Man forgot to read the new testament

mint mist
#

why do they update that

fallow trellis
# mint mist why do they update that

God tried to mandate kings as divine in the covenant patch, it didnt work cuz they kept exploiting it, so he tried to rework it with the Jesus Christ Overhaul

mint mist
#

aha

robust cove
mint mist
#

dogshit devs

somber warren
#

bible devs got woke

lusty sonnet
#

Bible 2.0

fallow trellis
#

Old bible was compromised of the Pentateuch, historical books, wisdom books, major prophets, and the 12 minor prophets

#

so even in beta they had alot of major updates and small patches

#

theres a debate in the community dividing the traditionalist that stick with the beta changes and everyone else who accepts the changes on 1.0

#

but ofcourse the trads dont call 1.0 changes 1.0 they call it post release changes

solar obsidian
#

when is the new bible update coming?

fallow trellis
#

last patch notes are iffy

#

they kept saying the revelations update will change everything

#

but so far no new updates with the devs

midnight tree
#

when are we gonna get the rapture seasonal event

rare mica
#

Man never saw a berry rot only ate his vitamin supplement and steak

fallow trellis
#

im just glad they havent added a battle royale mode like every other game

#

theyve been very silent since the last patch

#

but who knows they might no man sky this

robust cove
robust cove
#

huh

rare mica
#

What do you mean battle royale is the only gamemode in the bible

fallow trellis
#

click

#

apply

rare mica
#

Those fuckers keep teaming up

robust cove
sage otter
fallow trellis
#

it makes ur discord turn its lights off

#

i clicked apply

robust cove
fallow trellis
#

hahaha you also clicked it

uncut obsidian
#

good luck

solar obsidian
uncut obsidian
#

you should probably look in your dms, thats a speedrun strat

fallow trellis
#

damn this is worse than a sexy hoes discord invite link

#

on the brightside I can see less of newbie chat

sage otter
robust cove
fallow trellis
#

PAVLO is saying ur just a local terrorist @solar obsidian

#

are u gonna take that

solar obsidian
#

i go by many roles GrokChadGAMMA

devout hull
solar obsidian
#

no.

spiral raven
#

igotawadormelon

robust cove
spiral raven
#

itssotasty

#

ilovewadormeloens

solar obsidian
#

@spiral raven kys

fallow trellis
#

is this guy ever going out of brainfart ive seen him here for like 3 weeks now

#

not unless hes a repeat offender

spiral raven
#

ifyoulikewatermelondssay"wodormeloen"

robust cove
solar obsidian
devout hull
#

I asked the people here at some point.

#

You apparently said yes.

spiral raven
#

soldier from tf2 didnt teleport bread

sterile dome
devout hull
mint mist
sterile dome
odd sail
spiral raven
mint mist
spiral raven
#

FUCK

#

WATERMELON

#

IT ATTACKED MY EYE

sterile dome
# odd sail

broooooooo ukraine war joke so fuuuuuuuunyyyyyyyy

odd sail
devout hull
mint mist
#

i love u too

odd sail
#

I love u too

solar obsidian
spiral raven
sterile dome
spiral raven
#

wait what is his name

mint mist
devout hull
spiral raven
#

fuck

devout hull
#

Now.

spiral raven
#

his name is melon wick

sterile dome
#

carts

odd sail
spiral raven
#

are you

#

people who speak english think russians laugh like " 🪓 🪓 🪓 "

sage otter
spiral raven
#

guys if there was a war between fruits, vegetables and berries who would win

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i think coconut, durian or grapes

spiral raven
#

no

#

what one

#

like

devout hull
#

Any part of a plant that is not fruit or seed can count as a vegetable.

fallow trellis
#

guy didnt add a "," so the fruits and vegetables are allies

devout hull
#

Vegetables win.

spiral raven
#

bruh i mean the fucking

#

not all vegetables fruits and stuff

#

like

#

bruh how tf do i say it in english

#

like grapes

#

watermelons

#

cucumbers

fallow trellis
#

guy didnt say "fruits, vegetables, and berries"

#

guy said fruits vegetable and berries

#

now come to think of it

devout hull
#

Fight between fruits? Then vegetables, then berries?

spiral raven
#

bruh

fallow trellis
#

there is no such thing as "fruits vegetables"

sage otter
#

What do you do with the loser bracket ? second fight ?

fallow trellis
#

so berries would win by default

midnight cloud
#

She berry my vegetable till i fruit

spiral raven
#

i changed it

devout hull
#

Or choosing the best of fruits, vegetables and berries then making them fight?

spiral raven
#

u happy now

#

?

devout hull
#

Coconuts are prety hardy and can convert other lifeforms ino more coconuts.

fallow trellis
#

berries are fruits

devout hull
#

So they're pretty powerful.

fallow trellis
#

or are we excluding the berry category from all fruits

spiral raven
#

i think all nuts will wing

#

win

#

and grapes

#

grapes 4ever

devout hull
fallow trellis
#

why would grapes only win?

spiral raven
#

they are like little gang

#

ballas

fallow trellis
#

if grapes would win then all berries win

devout hull
#

Grapes are pretty good and plentiful. But they have a lot of predators.

#

Like half the bugs and parasites can get ino them.

spiral raven
#

yeah

robust cove
devout hull
#

Also black mold.

spiral raven
#

but durian will probably win

#

like fr

#

he is coconut with spikes

#

and it smells bad

fallow trellis
#

why are we stating specific categories of fruits and berries

spiral raven
#

so durian will win

devout hull
#

Durian's good.

spiral raven
#

and it will be like nutking

fallow trellis
#

i tot the war was between fruits, vegetables, and berries

spiral raven
#

wait is durian a nut

fallow trellis
#

its a fruit

swift scarab
#

I choose my ultimate shadow organization, the Legumes

fallow trellis
#

why would a durian be a nut

robust cove
#

I think that tomato is real gangsta, full blud

fallow trellis
#

would tomato fall under the fruit faction or the berry faction

fallow trellis
#

the rules of warfare was not explained properly

fallow trellis
#

yes but its botanical classification is a berry

fallow trellis
#

but it is also classified as a fruit in culinary terms

spiral raven
#

TOMATO IS A TOMATO

#

ITS RED

#

AND

#

PIZZA

#

IDFK

fallow trellis
#

what terms are we trying to justify the classification of these plant based products

devout hull
#

If we go biological definition, then a giant oak tree is a vegetable.

#

Let's go botanical for this one.

fallow trellis
#

vegetables are edible portions of plants

devout hull
#

Certain pine trees are wholly edible.

#

The entire thing.

fallow trellis
#

that is

#

correct

devout hull
#

So let's go botanical.

fallow trellis
#

univeristy of california needs to up their definition

eager igloo
#

Pretty sure in culinary terms its a vegetable

fallow trellis
#

thats what i was saying

#

but also in this engagement berries are seperate from fruits

spiral raven
#

i love how everyone says im a schizo and stuff and i talk about crazy stuff but when i talk about fruit war everyone talks about it too

eager igloo
#

Berry is a form of fruit no?

fallow trellis
#

yes because you were poor with ur words

#

also enagement was not well defined