#🎪bruh-fart
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so basically once the "Competitive stage" ends you can't change it
yeah but like, i wasn't planning on staying here
Did you try applying to a uni abroad?
i don't have 10k euros for that
ULTRAKILL Lore
Depends on country no?
what country does not require you to have 10k euros on your bank account?
I'd love to have that much
some countries offer free uni i think
yeah honestly moving away is better than going into russian uni
get out before putin dies
it's all about my mom
she's concerned about me wanting to leave
she was the one who gaslit me into applying for a russian university in the first place lmao
a friend of mine pays like 200 euros for a year of uni with a dorm room included
was jealous of him
you have to prove yourself to her first then
think i did the same to my mom, then i worked at a neighboring city, living alone. i was happier than ever and i took care of myself decently
EU obviously
She's too dense
try to find some scholarships
though its gonna be hard since you're out of school already
She's trying to build my own life and I hate it
in my case, im still in uni, and i can ask my lecturers on how to get masters scholarship
yeah i get that man, she thinks she knows what best for you. but you already grew up and know lots of stuff
some countries also give scholarships based on your situation at home, wealthy people pay the full price whilst people living paycheck to paycheck pay like 1% of the uni costs
i gues you can ask her why she thought that way, like why staying in russia is better in the long run than moving away
the classic "the west hates russians; we don't know what will happen in the future, what if russia will become the best country to live in; you're too young for this; I'm too attached to you; i won't be able to live without you; I'll be too much worried"
sadge
people like this make me for a brief moment consider whether the moral problems of eugenics are worth the benefit of not having people like this.
why is it that HP Lovecraft kinda looks like if Mark Zuckerberg was slightly more human looking?
like, this cant be a coincidence, right?
Hi Madi Hi Menace Hi Voltaire Hi ChimpFඞctory Hi @solar obsidian Hi @winged phoenix
Eugenics don't really work anyway
hi
yea that too.
it kinda just doesnt work
Because genetics are not a deciding factor of persons intelligence
natural proclivity for intelligence only goes so far when endemic societal issues restrict or generally stunt the growth of young minds.
well, they arent a DECIDING factor, but they definitely can INFLUENCE someone's initial starting point
but yea
i get ya
A good starting point would be fixing NA education
the words "im going to thundercunt this car batter into the ocean" are gonna haunt my brain for the next decade
He's about to swamp donkey piss missile that car batter into the mariana trench
That's the phrase that's haunting my brain
im going to start unironically using that word for throwing shit really fucking hard
THUNDERCUNT
Damn bro, a true player
i just suddenly remembered a story about some kids at school somewhere, one of em brought a few jalapenos, like the whole pepper, to school, and challenged his friends to see who could eat a whole pepper and last the longest. everyone ate their peppers and within a few minutes, because kids are weak, were mouths on fire, except this one kid who was completely unaffected.
so it turns out he didnt bite down and just fucking swallowed an entire jalapeno pepper whole.
p!cat // hi there 
The last few frames and that noise.
Piss lord
50/50
Bro sampled it
marmok 🤟
The sigma gesture of a man who has neither an argument nor a care to give about yours
Pizza pasta put it in a box deliver it to my house and put it on my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock cheesy on my peeny and some sauce a on my balls
@solar obsidian 
average reddit looser
This fat ass cat
Hes sitting in a postion
Where his ass is pointing directly at my fucking shoulder
But the prick fell asleep
Hes also near my genitals and it i s making me SCARED
Ничего особенного, просто английский дубляж Мора, сделанный еще в 2005 году.
Картинка: https://vk.com/photo-147796_456239608
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......is it a hate crime to lynch this person?
like, legally speaking.
its definitely murder
but is it a hate crime
Well

but like, how do you murder someone without hate?
Accident
like, you cant LOVINGLY murder someone
Drunk driving
thats not murder tho
thats called manslaughter
Nuh uh
and as for that legally speaking still murder
DO I HAVE TO FUCKING BEN SHAPIRO YOU
Hut like its done with love
Maybe
anyway
doesnt matter anyway tbh that fucker gets the rope and i dont even LIKE starcraft.
Leaking SOURCE stuff is based
Honestly
Like i think i used reddit for like one thing
To find out how to fix my ARMA'S preformance issues that only flared up when using explosives
Only to get like 0 replies in therir server
the singular thing reddit is at all useful for is OCCASIONALLY finding a fucking ancient threads that solve a very niche problem with technology or game performance in games like ARMA 3.
like, the tech help redditors will be spared.
Ooh someone actually leaked chinese secret documents relating to WT
To reddit
all the others get roped.
Thats where i found it ooo
Its like i browse stuff like
Whats it called
Its 3d printed guns n shit
Or that one subreddit that had a month like trend of people either posing their guns next to VIOLENT shits they took in the toilet
Or like right next to their dick
It was like
Sucha neiche community
Like crack head gun owners
Only to open it and be face blasted by someone's cock next to a glock
the only valid reddit communities are the really stupidly hyper niche ones that exist for comedic purposes like the twin subs r/dragonsfuckingcars and r/carsfuckingdragons
ppl that are redditors shouldn't be allowed to own guns. Redditors are basically clinically insane
or dumb shit like r/breadstapledtotrees
Its funny tho
Theres a bunch of porn and gore on reddit
Like WTF
if you take the guns from Redditors, there will be no more shootings. Trust me.
*femboys
redditors and femboys are the same thing
Always the ones with daddy issues
Dude whats funny to me man
Theres so many people i know who use reddit
And jts like
they shouldnt be allowed to own guns because all they do is buy the gun and 2000 dollars of accessories, put them on the gun in the LEAST effective ways, post pics of their shitty, unfired guns online, and then NEVER use the gun EVER, never exercise, practice with their kit, barely ever put their kit ON except to LARP around their house with their lard ass body like a cunt, and then get shot to death when they get their house broken into because they couldnt even get sights on target to shoot the fucker before the guy had ran up, grabbed the gun and shot the dumbfuck dead with his own kit.
the weird asf ones
i have never seen a bigger cesspit of cringelords and armchair experts with the absolute worst gun takes in history than on reddit.
Ak 47s cirle jerks and ar circle jerks are both awful
THIS.
No matter where
'
I started cardio again
And using a ancient elipitcal in my garage
Need to start lifting slightly
People always LARP but my IDEAL LARP is open carry in the woods
Nature + guns what can go wrong
Dude sometimes late at night i use to just pull out my unloaded guns when i couldnt sleep
My family though will wake up now if i do that
( guns are loud!! )
the only acceptable larp is going out into the fucking bumfuck nowhere wilderness on a camping trip for like 3 days or more with 3 buds all of you in full kit and camping out and running drills and shooting targets in realistic practice scenarios.
Gooning
3am compulsive racking sounds
Idc about how people larp
Literally me
I need lube and a cleaning kit for my AR
I forgot where i put it
Uh oh
if you cant bring 1 or 2 good buds out into the middle of Northern Maine or whatever and go straight fucking goon squad in the woods then you arent living.
Rusty boy
Do you think im a hood rat? I have standards
man i wish i could do that without the cops calling in swat and searching the woods for me
Commiefornia wouldnt allow it neither i dont think
simply live in Maine or like, the rocky mountians.
EZ
alaska too
trust me man, its better here anyway.
meanwhile me: Lives in germany, can't legally own guns
genuinely if you get the chance to move to maine or a similar area please do so as long as you're not a piece of shit california lib.
Former PD owned
BALLER
Only 2 guns i have are American
I may not have a brain gentlemen, but I do have an idea...
One a German one a Italian
And one a Serbian
I NEED more guns
I need more time to fall deepers into this addiction
i havent gotten a pistol for myself yet since i turned 21 due to consistent money constraints. THAT BEING SAID, i'm starting classes at Sonoran Desert Institute in september and at the end of the course the final project is where they literally just send you a parts kit for (in my case) a 1911 and say "aight build that shit bud" and then you get to keep it.
Ove HK
Ate sig
Simple as
no thread / why even pay extra
Suppresors are illegal in Cali
can't even have threaded pipes?
Also it was a former PD gun ambidextrous mag release
Green sights
Tis was a steal
nah. any muzzle device is illegal in cali.
price?
threaded barrels too
I forgot
Itnwsd a whilr ago
It was close to about
900 bucks
This was quite a while ago
When the only gun control in cali was the BULLET BUTTON
cop guns gonne be beat to shit, they always pistol whipping minorities and dropping their gun when they get tackled by a crackhead
Lol
This one was treated like a king
Some prices are ridiculous, saw a 400€ stock for a SVD, and 800€ wooden parts kek
Theres no scratches or anything
There was only that time i fired it so much the muzzle was like kinda purpleish
make your own stock 
But when i wiped it down during cleaning it went away
It used to be my dad's till he transferred it to me
( i told him to buy it after he texted me about it ]
oh side note about the 1911 i'll be building as part of my gunsmithing classes: im like, full ride for tuition for the course so i only am paying 20 or so dollars for an FFL transfer for the kit. im getting a gunsmithing education, an FFL, and a 1911 for essentially 20 bones.
Cops are well liked in my Area
Ikr
let's hope you're not gonna explode off your fingers when test firing your own produce
Heard mixed stuff about Sonoran
i mean i'm 100% test firing it with a lanyard on a clamp.
at least...the first shot.
function test.
then mag dump into trash like a real chad
i havent heard much bad, myself, at least not shit i'm worried about.
HELL YEA, BROTHER.
it's so insane that this SDI stuff goes smoothly
i only heared about sdi from yt ads
Yeah same
I have a plan, Arthur
Go back to Pakistan and pay a Kahber pass gunsmith to go and teach me at my village
And then white lie about it
Talk about the expirence
Maybe get reccomened to a gun smith
The funny thing is i can tell people this
Because 99% of the time they cant copy it lol
I really really dont talk about guns IRL
I dont tell anyone what i own
Commiefornian so i have to take extra steps
My dad knew a guy who when they meet up with had another dude my dad didnt know tag along
Oooooo you want to tell me what you own oooo
My dad and his friend previously went to a local gun store and my dad got offered a AR for a cheaper price
He got asked if he bought it, my dad goes to his trunk and says he just picked it uo
Then my dad's friend's ride along i guess got scared
Because my dad had a unloaded gun lol
Your tricks dont work on me fed boy
what a pussy
The amount of shit i get here in cali for being pro gun
Yeah dude like it was unloaded in a trunk
then walk pussy if your scared of big bad ar
My dad raised me to always respect a gun
Also i had seen live leak videos of people who didnt
I'm Australian not a fed smh
So even though as a kid if i found his guns id make sure they were unloaded then ask for him to come by cause i was like a eager kid and loved guns
Ooooh you want to show me all your illegal firearms you kept away from the government!!!
Its infuriating i had a guy i agreed with 99% of things
Smart dude but didnt like guns for some reason
I asked what if they break into your home? " id just use a bat or something "
Oooooo you want to mag dump trash oooo
california moment.
Like he was a big dude sure but he didnt have no trainings
I do on a daily basis lol
yea so heres my history with gun safety.
Zamn
Apparently as a kid ( like 6 years old (my dad gave me a unloaded gun
And i pointed it at my twin sister
i had gun safety drilled into my brain from the first time i handled a gun at like 7 years old
What im trying with my little bro
Bro had enough
I hated her because she always got away with shit because she was a girl
She hated me being the favorite because i never did anything wrong 99% of the time
and it hit extra hard for me because i had a 2 year old cousin that would have been around today still if his dad hadnt left a loaded pistol on the coffee table. kid picked it up and blew his own brains out at 2 years old right in front of his mom.
my aunt is still a mess from that.
i still love guns.
the moment you got thst gun
I had a uncle pop himself because he always was in privilege in PAKISTAN but when he needed to move to the U.S to live with his family he needed to get a job
And live like a normal person
This thought terrified him because he had almost 0 skills
So he bought a gun and popped himself
why didn't he become politician then
Alright gentlemen, I'm about to make a controversial statement.
Well he blew his brains out
would still make a better politician then 99% out there that didn't blew their brains out
Go ahead
Didn't see his kids for half the year
Ahem
||WOULD||||___||
Instead of actually being responsible he shot himself leaving his wife and kids traumatized
its a matter of "the gun cannot and will not do anything unless acted upon". guns are tools, they are to be treated with respect and if you do so and do so safely you will not have an ND as long as your are vigilant. accidental discharges due to things like parts breakage or malfunctions happen still but are rare, and its still important to know how to mitigate danger in those situations like a runaway gun from a broken firing pin or trigger disconnect, et cetera.
And the rest of the family needing to help them
You will never not ND in your life
Its as simple as that
But yeah my dad raised me the same way
Tools for a job that is a cruel one
I'm all about tools of the job that make your enemy non-existant
Even if someone attacks me
I still have the hope that they at least survive after being netrualized as a threat
New gun owners like to think of
" fantasy number 1000 of me popping a guy with my ccw "
That goes away quick when you realize its a last resort
In self defense situations most of the time nobody is aiming
More or less mag dumping in the general direction
People always like to drip their gun
Double barrel shotgun will never fail you
But what happens when you pull out your gun and it gets stuck because of the fat ass sights you put on it
Okay joe biden
Shotguns are reliable but 2 shots wont always drop someone even if its 12g
You need accuracy but also volume of fite
Which is why i love my USP 45. So much
- God's caliber along with almost as many rounds as my 9m
What everyone needs to realize
Not everyone breaking and entering is there for money
Some are in it to kill/rape
It is up to you to make sure that doesnt happen to you nor your family
9mm kills the body, .45acp kills the soul and prevents their eventual return as a lich.
amen.
Ive been called a monster because well i said id shoot someone if they broke into my home
I have empathy, i see why people are drvien to crime
if someone unlawfully breaks into your house you have the right to defend yourself
But thats no excuse to endanger people who arent hurting you,
I dont give a shit how your life crumbled, i would help if i could but breaking into my home with my family is a no go
Its hard to explain
It will if you aim for the head though 
I wish it worked that way in Gamma
No helmet? No face protection? No problem, soon you won't need any of that!
Side note
The side ways gangsta style
Aiming technique
Can work
It would be pretty shit but itd work
...That's a technique?
A technique is something done to, at least in the case of guns, fulfil a purpose relating to either utility or aiming
Yeahhhh, but are gangsta's gonna aim down the sights when he brandishes his heat of choice? Or is he gonna be so pre-occupied with delivering the smoke that he would care very little for the hooligan opponent in that moment?
I see the torso of a man and what look to be two gigantic balls melded into his stomach
Idungeddit
I see iron man
if you shoot sideways the recoil goes sideways 
useful if ur next target is on the left
Wait, so if you hold a Kriss Vector sideways, you get 0 recoil at all?
Yes I have in fact just short-circuited my brain with my own logic
trick question, the vectors recoil is transmitted downwards therefore if its sideways it goes to the right
for usual right handed users
ofc
🦐
as that
Kriss Vector = 0 Upward recoil, mostly sideways recoil.
Sideways = 0 Sideways recoil, since the Vector is now shooting sideways, but also 0 upward, since the Kriss Vector, is the Kriss Vector
Alternatively take two Kriss Vectors in Blender and rotate one model by Roll 90 degrees
good functional design often imitates nature
The AC 130 truly does mimic the eagle
I love the ironic fact that she looks like she hasn't had oxygen in 3 days

loose women is a really bad tv show name
BRO WHY THE FUCK IS IT CALLED THAT????
WHAT WERE THEY TRYING TO SAY
its just a female lunch time talk show
"rock hard tits and a massive vagina"
to quote a cards against humanity white card
Poor guy
When reality is just making it's own memes better than we ever could.
ew
Glory or death
thats why i don't vape
The wonders of being in an ex soviet bloc
i smoke cigarettes and get 80 differents kinds of cancer like a real man
So based
Real men don’t smoke, they inject black tar heroin
weed smokers be like: i got that gelato strawberry assfuck kush its so good
Black tar heroin users: Black Tar Heroin
literally me
Real men pay their taxes and hand their guns to the atf like responsible citizens! Pretty tubular thing to do! Lawl!
Real men drink and drive, then hit a random woman and her infant child
tell us
I got hit with a downpour omw home 
good
And i didn't have an umbrella with me
Then don’t get hit by it? Hit it back, in fact beat it up
Just start boxing a rain cloud
reminds me of that video of the girl with really big tiddys, saying guys i am so wet right now i got hit with a big downpour (tiddys literally oiled up, no water involved, hair dry everything dry except the massive boobs oiled up)
What?
Omg it’s rained so hard Fr no cap
reminds me of your big tiddy goth girl story
give this man a grant
FUCK YOU
BC WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
oh my gawd guys don't look at my booby oh ma gawd
Nein danke
wait why is no one looking at my booby
Mate if my Mrs did that she’s getting the boot
don’t understand how people do things like that but get annoyed when people look
Bruder noch so n spruch und ich missbrauche dich als Taschenmuschi
шо блять вы несете
nein danke
typical attention whore
very cringe
Taschenmuschi tho

The dreaded taschenmuschi
Limonade
or like
das wort bringt mich einfach zum lachen
💀
taschenmuschi
great word
why did you translate for the uncultured people
true
i untranslated it
no one will know
me when taschenmuschi
same
i guess kater is a bot
Was für Hund
boat
junge ich stech dich ab
and hund is a dog i think
was meine mama
boat dog?
nenn mich noch einmal Hund und ich schicke dir eine Taschenmuschi die seit Jahren im Besitz Meiner Familie ist.
Frechheit
Bet he wears a choker in real life.
don't think he's into that, maybe if he shoves it real hard
he does
i'm sorry i don't have a family dildo i could sent him
He's practicing his german on us.
not yet
he has been doing that for weeks
kater haben 
kadse, kadse streicheln
katze
кот
Ich habe einen Kater
Die Unwissenden:
Die Wissenden :
k a t e r
facts
Fine, I'll roast her.
She looks like a rug.
One that hasn't been cleaned in months.
she?
Es ist ein Kater, nicht eine Katze
p!translate EN Es ist ein Kater, nicht eine Katze
Es ist ein Kater, nicht eine Katze
It's a hangover, not a cat
lmao
ohno
ohnononono
Also my camera identifies it as food
too much vodka and viagra
:flag_de: German (Deutsch)
⬇️
It's a hangover, not a cat
That's a little too southeast from Russia.
Bruh
kater means male cat
You might have overshot your destination.
katze is female cat
I don't speak Tanya.
Herr Kater 
in swamp german too
That’s probably the worst incoherent nonsensical stalker meme i have ever seen
Stalker memes are so stale, they have to start to just make no God damn sense to even have the tiniest chance of actually being funny
he is debating if he should kill her
newbie chat if everyone was a dog

Worst outcome possible: achieved
it can always be worse
you could have been discord itself
you could be server owner
shit you could be french

there are always reasons to be grateful
thank you god for not making me french
I'm sure you at least don't weigh 200kg
I can say proudly that I don't
pretty sure falco is french

Nice shader bro
thanks
why
why did it have to be a tiktok reupload
i brought those things with me when I watched open hymen
The what? 
No, what did you go watch? 
open hymen
Opera humpter
Le kill people Le sad
peaky blinders sigma male

Scarecrow from batman actually 🤓
b-bombs kill people???
My le bomb... le killed people?
i loved that movie they even had a breaking bad refernce
somone was named heisenberg
the wife cucking scene
hundreds of years from now the legal term for infidelity will be cucking, it will be a horrible world but atleast i will be dead by then
we'll all be dead by then
im only concerned about me
male sigma mindset
gotta give props to barbie and their special effects team, they cgi'ed me to be in the movie
I GOT 2 LITERS OF GRAPE FUCKING SODA
JUST KIDDING
I GOT 4 LITERS
4 FUCKING LITERS OF RAPE SODGA
Did u know Gaston from beauty and the beast ate 420 eggs a week
what
Can I get some of that rape?
He is as large as a barge, though.
counter argument, the economy in the village should have adjusted the supply with the increase in demand
they didnt because there is an egg cartel in the village that maintains low supply and high prices
Just buy it off of children.
"egg"
first thing i see is "CLARA VICTORIA, QUEEN OF THE RATS" and then
fucking "egg"
everyone knows gaston is a successful hunter so he doesnt care about the artifically inflated egg prices since he is an addict
and the cartel knows this thats why they keep the supply as low as it can
so the price is very high
Eggs have everything a growing animal needs.
The rest of the villagers have to tolerate the artificial shortages and high egg prices as a result.
This isn't Gaston's fault. I'm tired of capitalists blaming the working class consumer for the market failures inherent in their economic system.
the government needs to intervene in the egg industry
Ничего особенного, просто английский дубляж Мора, сделанный еще в 2005 году.
Картинка: https://vk.com/photo-147796_456239608
Песня: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-xsosv6uM0
(The video is in english)
prop hunt 
"that aint me"
What a fucking genius
I'M SORRY
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ADORKABLE PFP?!
My favourite OC being full of soup
Fkn love him
i require more of him
I got a few memes of him
👌

My girlfriend’s great
I feel like I can easily apply this to most of my past traumatic experiences

make that meme your pc and phone wallpaper
Nah, I’m not that dedicated
@mint mist kurwa
Proszę tu nie przeklinać
What
Please speak English (a civilised human language)
Styrofoam toilet paper.
You monster
:]
The worst and most retarded language in existence but go on
It's good for coincise technical stuff
Polish can get fucking fancy with poetry shit but that's not my thing
subscriptions to telemarketers
huh?
@grizzled meadow Just noticed did you end up giving yourself every single role
I don’t think anyone else has nearly that many
Yes
What
what
The fuck is the cock game
What
youtube video tutorials on How to install Gamma, but they are outdated
theres a coop game where dicks hang- and you maek a tower otu of bodies
funny
So all of them

Oh I know what they’re talking about
God that’s old
and the moevement is goofy
I think I got it as well
You already forgot the meme where I ping you in every time?
no but
Like this?
that one doest maek sesne to me
Mount Your Friends is the most sophisticated and heart-warming experience of human triumph I have ever played... also dicks.
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9 years ago

His cock is enormous.
he doesnt know the reference of the icons on the meme
Heyo
Bro really got the Spaceballs helmet
I love how the last names are also silly
Hi hydro
nah, I meant that the polish language is just too fucking funny to me idk my brain just finds it hilarious
Ballers Gay 3 lets me be a barbarian gnome who throws hand axes at every enemy he sees. maybe this game is good actually
YES FELLOW TROWING BARBARIAN

mfw too short to run close to my enemy so I just chuck shit at them instead
Cat party
They look like little bats with the way they are huddled up together
they will become bats, as he pulls the shorts up 
oh god
poop gaming
I wanna [BUST] within [DISCORD USER]
ay what the bobcat logo doin
looks so similar to the logo my old high school used
they used a stock image
😖😫🥺
i found one 30 seconds longer but still not full song ;c
would be easy to make
assuming this isnt an obscure sinatra AI song and is an actual sinatra song
audacity, filters on the song, crickets sound effect youtube, breeze sound effect youtube, distant thunder sound effect youtube
probably a light high pass filter or just EQ
on the song
oh yeah, car idling sound effect youtube
do you even know who you're talking to? maja wouldn't even know how to install audacity, let alone do all that
nope, just sharing knowledge beyond human comprehension
it's so hard being me, with this immense library of information stored within me
who tf put a whole library in you dawg, you should probably get that checked
man made horrors beyond your comprehension i'm afraid
Heyy
hii
panachea
its anakin
foul
I used audacity for adding songs to the pda
same
Based fallout
It's a word
TL;DR: they both become statistics
what does that even mean
idk too
Psychological scarring and possible sewerslide
not perfect childhood = suicide 
Statistically speaking, 14% more likely
I was the kid on the right, but I knew my mother was an absolute cunt and told my father to divorce her
American Psychological Association
14% sounds low
I think stepping in shit would cause a higher chance in that case
That's fourteen percent over the standard
the standard being 90% 
god i wasted so much time in warframe
also good morning chat
gm
it is now morning here
so you didn't sleep 
sleep deprivation 
its okay, i too think it is based
I have no idea what this means
Man forgot to read the new testament
theres a new and old testament?
why do they update that
God tried to mandate kings as divine in the covenant patch, it didnt work cuz they kept exploiting it, so he tried to rework it with the Jesus Christ Overhaul
aha
they had to remove the racism
dogshit devs
bible devs got woke
Bible 2.0
Old bible was compromised of the Pentateuch, historical books, wisdom books, major prophets, and the 12 minor prophets
so even in beta they had alot of major updates and small patches
theres a debate in the community dividing the traditionalist that stick with the beta changes and everyone else who accepts the changes on 1.0
but ofcourse the trads dont call 1.0 changes 1.0 they call it post release changes
when is the new bible update coming?
last patch notes are iffy
they kept saying the revelations update will change everything
but so far no new updates with the devs
when are we gonna get the rapture seasonal event
Man never saw a berry rot only ate his vitamin supplement and steak
im just glad they havent added a battle royale mode like every other game
theyve been very silent since the last patch
but who knows they might no man sky this
The gave the project to a new studio actually, I think it's called "Islam games" or something, nut rn they're working on a different project called "Quran 2"
huh
What do you mean battle royale is the only gamemode in the bible
Those fuckers keep teaming up
virus
sounds like duty propaganda
it makes ur discord turn its lights off
i clicked apply
you turned my discord into slenderman, am I supposed to collect the 8 minors now?
yes
hahaha you also clicked it
good luck
hey, he mentioned me
you should probably look in your dms, thats a speedrun strat
damn this is worse than a sexy hoes discord invite link
on the brightside I can see less of newbie chat
multiple times too 
where? I don't hear him say "international terrorist" 
i go by many roles 
Yeah, he's a shower pisser.
no.
igotawadormelon
local? Bro we are going world WIDE 
@spiral raven 
is this guy ever going out of brainfart ive seen him here for like 3 weeks now
not unless hes a repeat offender
ifyoulikewatermelondssay"wodormeloen"
do you see him talk? Literally landing back in brainfart in .05 seconds
this is his psych asylum now
soldier from tf2 didnt teleport bread
i just wanna be the one you loveeeeee
nhuuh
Cute pfp
The fruits fight back.
I love u too

i killed his dog
wait what is his name
heehee
Piss yourself.
fuck
Now.
his name is melon wick
literally newbiechat
guys if there was a war between fruits, vegetables and berries who would win
i think coconut, durian or grapes
Vegetables.
Any part of a plant that is not fruit or seed can count as a vegetable.
guy didnt add a "," so the fruits and vegetables are allies
Vegetables win.
bruh i mean the fucking
not all vegetables fruits and stuff
like
bruh how tf do i say it in english
like grapes
watermelons
cucumbers
guy didnt say "fruits, vegetables, and berries"
guy said fruits vegetable and berries
now come to think of it
Fight between fruits? Then vegetables, then berries?
bruh
there is no such thing as "fruits vegetables"
What do you do with the loser bracket ? second fight ?
so berries would win by default
She berry my vegetable till i fruit
i changed it
Or choosing the best of fruits, vegetables and berries then making them fight?
Coconuts are prety hardy and can convert other lifeforms ino more coconuts.
berries are fruits
So they're pretty powerful.
or are we excluding the berry category from all fruits
gildednutz
featured coconuts:
Fry - Hamen
Jade - Camila
Umbrella - Resh
Bog - ACBeam
Mar - Barthimo1
Da Sassy Owl
Yupia - X
HyunRolled - Hyun
"Da Coconut Nut" - Smokey Mountain (1991)
why would grapes only win?
if grapes would win then all berries win
Grapes are pretty good and plentiful. But they have a lot of predators.
Like half the bugs and parasites can get ino them.
yeah

Also black mold.
but durian will probably win
like fr
he is coconut with spikes
and it smells bad
why are we stating specific categories of fruits and berries
so durian will win
Durian's good.
and it will be like nutking
i tot the war was between fruits, vegetables, and berries
wait is durian a nut
its a fruit
I choose my ultimate shadow organization, the Legumes
why would a durian be a nut
I think that tomato is real gangsta, full blud
would tomato fall under the fruit faction or the berry faction
the rules of warfare was not explained properly
Fruit
yes but its botanical classification is a berry
fuck you
but it is also classified as a fruit in culinary terms
what terms are we trying to justify the classification of these plant based products
If we go biological definition, then a giant oak tree is a vegetable.
Let's go botanical for this one.
vegetables are edible portions of plants
A pine tree, then.
Certain pine trees are wholly edible.
The entire thing.
So let's go botanical.
univeristy of california needs to up their definition
Pretty sure in culinary terms its a vegetable
thats what i was saying
but also in this engagement berries are seperate from fruits
i love how everyone says im a schizo and stuff and i talk about crazy stuff but when i talk about fruit war everyone talks about it too
Berry is a form of fruit no?


