#🎪bruh-fart
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egg
God damn this humor really is subjective huh? 😭

bruh, the japs are screwed
like who tf thinks this up 
When u press F in csgo
no not like that
Lighter ?
like this
but without that ufkcing
WHO TF MAKES PHOTOS OF WHITE STUFF ON WHITE BACKGROUND
i wan cat like this
Why not a black one
i have a black and white one
i had 2 black and white cats in a row
i want something new ig
but i wont throw my current cat
I won't, I hate leafy
who tf is leafy
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fucking activate windows
ew, that dude looks like a corpse
ye
wh 
why is that a gif if it's just a still image? O_o
No idea
Fuck nitro though
why isn't he wearing pink
he is not kenough
wtf
he just wants to ride these pipes
How is brainfart today
Autistic
Very Pippa
I'm literally on a train to go to a fucking cyber security course, I don't fucking need this
no way, the stereotype is true
waiting for BG3 to download after waiting at work all day to play it
Wut?
As it should be
I literally did a kek when I saw that 
feliean
@fading shuttle why you still 
every controller encounter
Please, it's been more than a few days, I promise I won't request any more Hip related mods, I've had enough of this exile role
And tell me, what did these hip mods contain?
a maskless model with big "balistics"
Hell

Straight to hell with you
mercy
You are truly a neuron in an air fryer

nah its permanent ur fucked probably
so youre in the same boat as me
how did u get exiled if you dont mind telling me
@zealous elm
yibbie


since i cant post it anywhere ill post it here, I got an issiue regarding text size recently and i have no idea why
what issue
the text overlaps in on itself due to its size
oh
and its not just the menu, its everywhere, the pda, the inventory
everything text related in stalker gamma
damn, no change, i usually use my monitors native resolution
it scales the text size up a shit tom
ah i see thanks
just use the base
ah you can adjust the text resolution
it makes no actual ui quality difference from everything else
yeah I'm more into Remnant 2 then Baldur's Gate 3 ( mainly because I'm not feeling like crpg right now except for Pathfinder and pillars of Eternity 1 and 2 )
yep that wouldve been the next one if i knew you could lmao
yep, that was it, i just saw "tactical font" and i thought that 4k must be better than 1k
im such a dumbass
Look at those modifiers
Actual cancer
I'm sorry and secondly yeah I just find it funny there's a boss literally named cancer
but I respect your opinions
Ya boy is back in the fucking hospital on the eve of going back to work lol
ok new problem, now it keeps crashing when i try to load any save
brainfart exile
doesnt that mena you cant acess support

he can see the support, but he can't type anything in there
terry davis is my spirit animal
so he might as well use search function, and fix it himself 
bruh
especially since he either
- Enabled all the mods
or - enabled fdda rework
yep it was fdda rework, its ok now
ok, now fuck outta here
@old arrow You have limited access to the server. Remove your "Newcomer" role in #⏩start-confirm, ONLY if you have successfully installed GAMMA.
who put the damn swag glasses on godzilla





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Just had Jehovahs Witness members show up at the house today
One of my few opportunities to be absolutely hateful in public


It’s gachiposting, you wouldn’t get it
Cool...
Either that or it’s that random dancing guy from the yakuza games, can’t tell
Second thing you said
Yakuza 0
Libido Man or something
yeah his name was libido man
... Fair point
the guh
ayo?
Oh no. I'm gonna get my ass kicked by Emily BLM who identifies as black and Korean
I just got killed by two corpses gmod spazzing in Great Swamp.
A new and deadly anomaly...
ITS THE MAIN CHARACTER!?!!?!
lets go
Based

With me, it's
Orc
Heavy Armor
Destruction Magic
One-Handed
"Alright, let's go."
First promotion or no?
i promoted driller 2 times
Fair enough
I just go with knight armor and maciejowski messer
so this is 3rd
I have 2 star driller, 1 star gunner, and I’m working on engi and scout
I’m not very good at scout tbh
Mushrooms are 10000% not vegetables
alo
mushrooms 100% mushroom
mysterious girlfriend x is good once you get past the overly horni
feel good show / 10
Yeah clearly
Blame tenor then
It's my internet connection, fixed
finally....a good fucking meme...
This gif is a cognito hazard against men
remove... please...
everything reminds me of her
Me when i fondle my big balls
Hi ChimpFඞctory Hi Kolerder Hi Metron² Hi aFleaByte Hi FuckinSki
Skai loo pritty
There's only one way to silence the herd.
After plenty of awesome comments, I want to clarify a few things:
These are my farm cats, not stray in any way. They live a happy life outside keeping mice out of my house and barns.
Yes, they were fed more than that, I just didn't see any reason to tape their entire meal.
I am not complaining about fee...

?
<------
I had a kitten
Oh noes he dieded
#stompers
Good morning all ❤️
yes it is
Its about 2AM for me right now.
4:44pm
gm
its 9:47 am
Guten morgen Ivanovski
This is kinda sci fi or maybe it already exists and I'm dumb. But what if instead of a pc made up of a bunch of different peices for a bunch of different jobs, we just have a pc that's just one big part that does everything and allocates resources as needed, like if you have a game thats heavy asf on GPU but not as much on RAM or something it can just allocate to GPU. (Except for PSU and Storage probably) (I'm also very stupid and that could be kinda how PCs work already idk)
Guttentag
tschüss
Catos Burritos 

What the fuck was I talking about?
True brainfart moment

Man explaining Rick and morty be like :
My cultists be climbing the invisible hill
What is bro talking about
anger is a staircase to many things
Khorne 's calling is so powerful it makes even me froth with rage
Especially when Skarbrand is best played as a fucking chariot and not the rip-and-tear destroyer lord he should be
If I wanted chariots I'd play Slannesh
But I do like the semi-horde thing he has going for him
i tried to play khorne the khorne way
i got swarmed by bretonnians errantries
The Brets love their horses...
when u cant rip and tear 
I have no fucking clue. I think he was zoinked up on sleep deprivation
Bro is on the 3 day non sleep grind
Cats are the fuckin devil sometimes, i swear
dude is eepy
i trust what he says, hes a father of two and a husband
Say the line
no


Bro imagine having an argument with a deaf person , and then you turn the lights off on them
the fk they gon do
Turn it back on?
Fair point
braille
Second option is kill you
Casey Edwards:
https://caseyedwardsmusic.com/
mods:
flopity_flips:
https://ko-fi.com/flopityflips
Chair & Spectral Yamato by Zippo:
https://twitter.com/ZippoIG
Nexus: https://www.nexusmods.com/devilmaycry5/users/67135146?tab=user+files
Crimson Devil Dante by ScottMemelord:
https://www.nexusmods.com/devilmaycry5/users/105225383?tab=user+files
P...
CUHH?!?!?!
Guh-uhhhhh????
NUH UHH
holy shit this was doing numbers
Bro this isn't twitter
@solar obsidian @grizzled meadow guess whos back


to celebrate my return, i give this to falco, i know he loves these
If the moderators come at you, just do this one simple trick, @fading shuttle
the petty monarch returns
thanks obama
so your saying you are not racist
by allahs will, the freeman will be beheaded
inshaallah

me when i activate the thingamajig to power the whoswhatsit
powering a village
fleshlights for a price of a ham?
satisfactory.
That could have ended at this:
nah, i saw that entire monstrosity so i had to make sure others saw it

We have to be agile on them, otherwise how we gonna keep our peak performance
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#ai #aimusic #villager
u werent born yet 
i played that map in 2010
i deadass heard someone say they cant wait until baldurs gates 3s playerbase gets stolen by armored core 6
they arent even similar games, how would that happen
Played that shit in IT class if the teacher was cool, I will never be as good as I was back then
i was never even good
Idk, sounds silly.
Im excited for baldurs gate.
Will be buying next week.
i wish i liked top down rpgs, baldurs gate probably wouldve been fun
Ive been playing bg3 with mates, Im telling you, having two barbs, one half the other a dward, is the funnies shit ever
you can keep tossing that little ball of aggression into your enemies
.
;
Centrism
😭
Typical swede
yeah sure, you dont secretly wish you were komendant heinrich
i would rather fuck a blender
Do not fuck the 3d modeling engine
Ah yes, the civil war, but Star Wars
ping him you coward
norwegian i think
@midnight tree u swedish?
i think they are kinda the same
one has idk what and the other has ikea (sweden)
what did norway achieve in the world that everybody should know?
(i wont google it)
apart from my brother working in a fish factory there
i dont like cheese
fuck no
the Norwegians invented the coilgun
hey i wasnt done watching that
the norwegians invented being better than every other country
audio was gone 😦
gimme my video back
norgay
germany
norway? yeah, no way
nuh uh
i want a full cat skating montage while even flow is playing
i'm gonna evenly flow my cum into your water supply
how about you evenly flow your cum into some bitches
it's so satisfying btw
the worker is so skilled tho
I want her to cook and eat one of my severed limbs when a mine blows it up.
construction firm propaganda to hire more workers
Blasphemy
Cheese stimulates same brain spots as hardcore drugs.

@narrow lotus
its him
thats big switzerland pharma propaganda
they are both ceo of medicine and cheese
its all connected
I hadnt cheese in such a long time.
you hadn't cheese in a long time?
rip
You should eat some, go eat some right now, just go and buy some cheese, trust me you won't have a relapse you will not go into your old, cheesen ways nuh uh not at all
average day in cruelty squad
they lost
he forgot to turn his scripts on
Good luck then, just remember that the Big Cheese is always watching
I'll have my revenge day
Just not yet.
Hello alexandrovich, welcome back from think crime jail
as you should 
Oh I forgot you were even gone bcs of mute, I assumed you may have gone on a soul searching trip to the mountains to finally be a normal person
not much, but its something
Hate work
That's sick mane
For as young as I am my knees shouldn't hurt this much
Find non manual labour job 
I wish the exclusion zone was in the Midwest so I can go bleed out in a ditch hunting artefacts instead of my day job
Sounds way more interesting
Have you tried sucking less dick?
it's honest work
Quarter pounder with cheese is a quarter pounder with cheese
whoa, 20$? man got skill
Dati Dizu Dan Dato Chipu
sick
Bro be surfing irl guh dayum
@stone blade
Is there even any hype at all for starfield
because its a bethesda game
what's starfield again?
bethesda is the only company that makes games in the style they do
they have the market defacto cornered on that regard
No Man's Sky but no co-op
the squad
i just hope it ends up turning out better than how elite dangerous turned out
elite great wdym?
play x4
elite is dogshit man
did recent version go sour?
yes according to steam
its a game where you grind so you can grind
sometimes people just want to play as a space truck driver
You mean the "boring shitass wrote by a teenager" genre? Yeah, they have a fucking monopoly on that
That's why I played EVE as well 
nah, the style of world they make
we dont talk about the writing
Which is? 
shit like skyrim, fallout 4
i dont think they have a proper competitor in that regard
rember when Kirkbride spend 2 weeks locked up in a motel room with an ounce of crack and wrote the entire Morrowind lore?
big open world with random shit in it but subpar gameplay
yes
that's the trope
Mods save Bethesda games.
Yeah
Better days imo
thats very important, the games are sorta mediocre but they are an amazing base
Remember when we found out that the guy who made Pirate Bay looks like Shaggy from scooby doo and covered his entire room in tin foil
Good times
god, noone uses the pirate bay these days
get with the times old man
Carmack did the same thing and wrote Q3 engine.
i still sometimes use pirate that is on the bay
MODS, UNDERAGE PERSON, KILL
Not the same thing dumbass
american moment
Feds still couldnt win against him
Nobody outhustles the tinfoil shaggy
Zoinks!
software engineering 4D entity known as John Carmack probably doesn't need drugs. I doubt they'd work on him anyways
I wonder if David Lynch could help make a game
Too crazy ?
Me
man, fallout 4 face animations are so shit
HAHA, LAUGH AT THE AMERICAN 
Yeah, that's why bethesda even exists, their games are only good when you add 200+ mods on top of them
Morrowind's world is peak fantasy. It's literally a weird mushroom place. But Skyrim? Literally just mountains.
Wouldn’t be the first time, will not be the last
Back to waiting for cod Cold War to finish installing
How do you fumble your spawn point that bad bruh
I got a bad reroll
Btw @final cedar I still don't know why you lost your invictus role yet
lost mine as well
you have to repeat invictus every 3 months for that role
@lusty sonnet
If I ever do it I’m getting invictus once and only once
The no life role has a time limit lmao
Mr Delight that is literal porn sir
my dude that is Shai-Hulud
@placid sail
yeah, but, eh
can't wait for part 2 of the first book
i would warn him if i was a mod, but i still want to enjoy funny memes now
Skom will probs warn or mute him
i think he will mute
Skom ping me when you do
No, you have to become Aldourien 2 and be disliked by everyone including the other mods 
Aldo wasn't disliked by people or mods
I know
Aldo was the closest equivalent to a benevolent entity that took zero shit if you stepped out of line
Besides that he was pretty chill
I'm just stating that all sequels are worse than the originals 
I'm still proud to have a warn from Aldo 
If Aldo comes back he’ll either be exactly the same, or more strict
Oh I have multiple I think
Maybe a mute too
Then again I still have a grocery list so it all kinda blends together at this point
if aldo comes back i think he might become more strict
i don't think he will be more tolerant to gen z bullshit
cause I left server when I tried to score with my gf and wanted to cleanse my phone from distractions / content a normie would call the cops for
the spy face gets me everytime
The day I see that face return is the day I shit myself
the game wants me to believe that this is 19:50
Look who came crawling back then 
man Aldo should have been in the femboy purge
7pm in summer here is still sunny out
He would’ve banned half of brainfart along with the femboys
yeah he should have been in the femboy purge
It's called summer Syno, I'm surprised you of all people are surprised, living in Turkey 
Hell he’d probably try to ban Madi for the femboy talk too if he could get away with it
bro its 7 here too
and its sunny
ye, turns out she got nice sense of humor. Some of the memes here caused a giggle fit which is freaking adorable 
My fruend it is 6 here
Realizmo
if aldo was here there wouldve been no need for a purge for the malcontents wouldve been banned long ago
Woman with sense of humor? I smell a spy in our midst
yeah actually
if aldo was here all along
Are you sure they’re not hiding a dick somewhere
femboy purge wouldn't happen
Nice, hope she isn't a psy op this time 
He would’ve stomped it down like a Chinese revolution before it could’ve gained traction
Rp chat would not even be born, let alone go as far as it did
True
you should mow your lawn
Well its summer time
black girls here tougher than most guys. 55kgs of condensed rage, I've gotten close to upsetting her once. Stare to make your balls shrivel up
40 degrees at 19:03
The real issue here fr 💯
Sounds like Texas to me
could firebomb the lawn
Celsius?
You’ll live
yes
Damn
There was a rp chat 🤨
HOA is aimlessly walking around anyways
but its bulgaria, we are mountainous country
Do not
I would just kill myself
these temps are normal at the fuckin beaches, not here
The boys putting in work
No what are you talking about, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance bro?
science man say earth get hot, car bad. Silly science man just turn on AC
When I requested it years ago they laughed at me, they hated me because I spoke the truth
car no make air warm, sun bright is all
The weather type where you have to turn your room into a cave, I feel that bro
Call Ambatu Kham
the sun is just slightly closer to earth
I just hope they fix the central AC cause rn I vent all of my hot air into the hallway. Once summer hits I'm gonna grill my neighbors that way
Don't fucking edit you dweeb
imagine getting mad because im doing my due dilligence when i get a brainfart
Can't relate, my apartment is always in shade 
I have servers to cool 
the apartment ill move to for uni has 2 rooms, both with ac
Due dilligance of being a pussy ass bitch
Servers full of gay porn I know
🤫

🤐
btw your request for the 4k encoding of thug hunters 11: day of the thuggening is ready to download
Ye but the game is really fun so its ok
same
when will he return 
i wonder what Aldo's reaction would be on the new Mewderator 
Most likely an aneurysm
the new mewderator?
yes
does mewderator still have any special rights?
ability to be locked out of #🎪bruh-fart
Has less rights actually
can I be mewderator?
like a real woman. very progressive.
I'd become mewtron
Bro...I was gonna same the same thing along those lines, but decided not to 

yes, it's a role for Alex (xelA creator) rn
I think you'd just become a woman
i can't stop listening to this https://youtu.be/ys0TvL1RiRE
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I Expect You ...
need to fix the framerate still but I always think that these 2 fit perfectly

@stone blade
I've seen a crap ton of these on instagram holy shit theyre so boring
I saw this
Ofc, you made it
I didnt

I'm not into the yordle characters
Who are you into
Based
truly
Based 
damn, i knew u were gay
I'm not actually
they're just cool characters
Delight starting the Gay Busters
you mean this deep echoy fart?
Mirinda better 
did u know that you can look at anything and imagine feeling of licking it
like how to say that shit on english
i looked at my fucking poo
imagined that shit
and i think i know how it feels to lick a poo
🤢
NO
Did you know that if you shake an imaginary salt shaker into your mouth, you will actually taste salt? Seriously try it, and tell me if you taste it
abracadabra you get no sex in life
wait that spell is useless
I just said that cause I knew it would set you off 
Did you do it?
Don Hector peperonied.
😭
fk u
Welcome back 🤝
Mutes him again
Always the dankest memes, it's impossible
Falco lives
That ping just sent me to a totally different channel wtf
NOOOOOOOOOO
(back back)
back again
shady's back
tell a friend
You ok?
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
That's a no
is that a dude?
It's a democrat.
what the fuck is gender neutral
It
he's an object?
only the pants tho sadge
its to match ur overgrown garden
Aldo irl

The void has taken over Delight, succumb to the void Delight don't worry just accept it
it crashed and restarted
i used snipping tool
cmd window opens for a split second
Hm. How would one go about separating the whole urethra from the rest of the genitalia?
by asking that question anywhere else
morphine and a box cutter
or that
No need to waste expensive painkillers. A hammer to the head will do.
i mean if u have to perform the surgery on yourself
cant do it if ure unconscious
perfect combination for a friday night
you would loose consciousness before you're even close to finishing the job
its just a prank bro
Why would I operate on myself? I have you guys, don't I?
I have both of these on hand
I would just kill you, not by accident
Also, I agree on starting the operation with a box cutter. But I feel like a potato peeler would allow a more precise final touch.
I want a smooth tube, you know?
shut up exile
ignore the elvish language
I will not
Truly spoken like someone who hasn't been around here much.
what do the runes mean Delight
i dont know, ask tenor.com
most exiles still belong in a prison cell and away from a keyboard, but true
I could stop being exiled whenever, but I enjoy the role a lot.
Who tf is Tenor, sounds like a rap name
sodomy is an exile warden
John Tenor
all the seven deadly sins
It's the bald guy from GTA V
aka literally me
he doesnt let shit bother him
am I doing this right?
gay mouse
@grizzled meadow new content
do you know how much fps boost will i get from this setup?
Only one monitor
Must be lonely 😔
who even needs more than one monitor
Bro
2 monitors are a solution to male loneliness
i wish i had dual monitor sometimes. instead of doing alt+tab
3 would be even better. true widescreen CS:GO

i can just look left or right and see behind me
i'd never go pro so fuck it xD
3 monitors and a guy starts calling himself a extrovert
at least 12%
set to strobe and you might get up to +25%
yooooo mojang added new lighting system to the latest bedrock update
they fucked over servers with queues tho. but they can't be fucked with p2w servers 
and it's not really mojang anymore who runs it, it's corporate microshit
it's like blizzard, it's not blizzard who runs WoW anymore, it's activag
did they add the "NOW!" sound effect?/
I'm pretty sure the people who make the game and the people who command online stuff like servers are different
usually the publisher/owner of said studio needs to somewhat approve of different changes. western corporate shit, unfortunately
they may have some push, but not much usually
@pastel quartz Bibawen did it again
i mean, look at WoW classic, first the wow token was put on chinese classic
then it went to the rest of the world in WotLK
most likely activision told em to do it
to increase profit margins. because they make $5 more on a wow token versus a monthly sub
FREE BLOONS TD6 AND LOOP HERO ON EPIC GAY STORE
HOLY FUCKING SHIT UFCK
i fucking came rn
wdym
free monke game
one of the best monke game
and loop hero
FREE
:skukll
💀
i dont care for tower defense, especially shitty flash games
if you dont like monke
kill yourself

your dad when u was born also said that
seek some therapy dude
least mentally retarded brainfart exile
far cry 3 beta moment
yes
looks like shit tbh
tenor has an outdated meme then
he prolly said doh once
his mouth looks like hes sayting WA HOO andd not who ohoo
i want rape soda
FUCK NO
GRAPE SODA
I DONT WANT
TO RAPE SODA
😭
fata
@grizzled meadow
You vill live in ze pod
Can't argue with that
anyway my last message before masturbation then sleep
If you insist.
oh god, NPC meme has gone too far
Your peaceful suburban neighborhood has been thrown into chaos as one of your neighbor's property becomes the epicenter of a terrifying supernatural presence. Seizing the opportunity to showcase your expertise in the occult, you set out to exorcise the malevolent demon and earn some well-deserved compensation.Prepare to be immersed in a haunting...
bruh, the price









