nope
#🎪bruh-fart
somber warren
quartz ridge
Theres tons of ways you can fuck up with a gun
atomic crane
wraith osprey
This man has not aimed a gun 😭
lunar brook
bro the dude is threatening you with a knife in a store, how are you pulling out a car
concealed carry car
pastel quartz
im losing brain cells faster than when the furries are in chat
quartz ridge
Jam? = not knowing how to propely use it you are dead
Load bullets backwards? = dead cause you dont know how a gun woeks
quartz ridge
Not knowing how to propely load a gun? Not know you have to rack a slide? You cant fire it
quartz ridge
Arguing with strangers online knowing full well i'll never change their mind
Actually me
pastel quartz
somber warren
Jam? = not knowing how to propely use it you are dead
Load bullets backwards? ...
funny story, i let a homie of mine use my blank gun, told him he has to load the mag himself.
he put the rounds in the wrong way and wondered why it didn't fire
wraith osprey
quartz ridge
funny story, i let a homie of mine use my blank gun, told him he has to load the...
Theres also cases of not knowing where to put your hand
zealous elm
bro the dude is threatening you with a knife in a store, how are you pulling out...
if someone is threatening you in a store just walk away noones gonna start stabbing away in public lmao same with guns in this example
quartz ridge
Putting your hands / fingers in the wrong spot will break them or cause the slide to naw your skin off
azure nexus
funny story, i let a homie of mine use my blank gun, told him he has to load the...
Aaah, the HK special
quartz ridge
bro the dude is threatening you with a knife in a store, how are you pulling out...
I made the argument its easier to drive a car vs operate a gun and you talk about " conceal carrying a car "
somber warren
Putting your hands / fingers in the wrong spot will break them or cause the slid...
nah don't break, it will hurt a bit and cause a failure to eject but it will sure as shit not break your fingers
lunar brook
I made the argument its easier to drive a car vs operate a gun and you talk abou...
Yeah dipshit its called a joke
Ever heard of humour
Obviously not
quartz ridge
nah don't break, it will hurt a bit and cause a failure to eject but it will sur...
Im saying putting your fingers behind the slide of a pistol
somber warren
Yeah dipshit its called a joke
wasn't funny tho
quartz ridge
Obviously not
Degraded to insults now?
lunar brook
Who asked?
quartz ridge
somber warren
Im saying putting your fingers behind the slide of a pistol
yeah it does not work like that
lunar brook
https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-antisemetic-remarks-cool-it-with-the-cool...
Axe requires way more finesse
Let me demonstrate
somber warren
@quartz ridge https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aAN0DQQ4aAU
lunar brook
On that chat member
atomic crane
Hey Paul!
quartz ridge
yeah it does not work like that
I meant putting your fingers on the circled spot
somber warren
I meant putting your fingers on the circled spot
watch the video
zealous elm
Axe requires way more finesse
nah just swing 180 and cut their head smoove off
quartz ridge
I recognize when im wrong loo
atomic crane
azure nexus
P sure you can just hold your pistol slide and the shit won't cycle. They're not that strong
quartz ridge
<@714738192229597214> https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aAN0DQQ4aAU
- hes a chad for even experimenting like that id pussy out lol
somber warren
+ hes a chad for even experimenting like that id pussy out lol
Real
zealous elm
conceal carry pkm for self defense
atomic crane
The gas will vent regardless, the slide isn't unstoppable its just designed to have enough force to cycle the next round
quartz ridge
Also whats even more bullshit
Police get 30 rounders
You can buy them at my LGS only if you are a cop
somber warren
conceal carry pkm for self defense
commiefornia compliant pkm
quartz ridge
That is the biggest. Bullshit ive ever seen
zealous elm
commiefornia compliant pkm
dont you dare
somber warren
Police get 30 rounders
what if the police decide to be criminal?
quartz ridge
Like you can get 50 round drums ONLY IF YOU ARE A COP
You can get fucking 30 rounder ak mags aswell
The police dont let anyone use aks as their service rifles
zealous elm
police shouldnt even need rifles lmao fucked up country
azure nexus
I pin my drums so the range bunnys think I'm cool
somber warren
police shouldnt even need rifles lmao fucked up country
police all over the world got rifles
zealous elm
here most cops dont even have guns at all
somber warren
here most cops dont even have guns at all
bri'ish?
quartz ridge
Ill become a cop for like 2 seconds, buy a 30 rounder then quit
lunar brook
Yeah, the guns should be so accessible that every crackhead in the police footage videos should be a fool for not having an LMG ready at his disposal!
azure nexus
Yes! Exactly
somber warren
not gonna say exact country but eastern europe
well you guys don't have that many terrorist attacks or shit like that
atomic crane
If a freedom exists it will be abused, it's the price you pay for that freedom
zealous elm
of course some do but most police have at most like a glock
zealous elm
well you guys don't have that many terrorist attacks or shit like that
well whose fault is that
quartz ridge
Yeah, the guns should be so accessible that every crackhead in the police footag...
Ermm 🤓🤓🤓 full autos are illegal unless you have a FFL ( government bribery money ( or are apart of the military or if the weapon was a full auto before the NFA ( national firearms act )
somber warren
well whose fault is that
Merkel
lunar brook
Ermm 🤓🤓🤓 full autos are illegal unless you have a FFL ( government bribery mo...
Which is exactly what your direction of thought should fix to proceed forward
quartz ridge
- full autos are illegal in cali but that doesnt stop BAY AREA criminals
atomic crane
quartz ridge
Which is exactly what your direction of thought should fix to proceed forward
Why should police get something im not allowed to have
At the end of the day they are a civilian too
They arent apart of the military
They at the end of the day should be on the same level as a average citizen
zealous elm
of course some do but most police have at most like a glock
the strongest gun i saw police walking around with was like in one of the worst underpasses with an ak on a crime scene
somber warren
Why should police get something im not allowed to have
bc police are the good guys
looks at body cam footage of cops literally murdering multiple ppl
yeah nothing to see here
quartz ridge
The fact a cop can sell a gun that cali deems " dangerous enough that normal people cant sell it "
Its a fucked up system
atomic crane
You shouldn't be disallowed from owning anything, punishments should only exist for infringements on the life, liberty, or property of other citizens
quartz ridge
bc police are the good guys
*looks at body cam footage of cops literally murderi...
George Floyd
azure nexus
Sitting here trying to justify rights is an L
quartz ridge
Rodney King
somber warren
George Floyd
too many to count
quartz ridge
You shouldn't be disallowed from owning anything, punishments should only exist ...
On god
zealous elm
bc police are the good guys
*looks at body cam footage of cops literally murderi...
cops are killing people cuz they got used to like 10% of them just pulling out a gun when they get pulled over and shit
quartz ridge
too many to count
There was a body cam of a officer shooting a kid with a airsoft gun
He was in his backyard shooting at the fence
somber warren
There was a body cam of a officer shooting a kid with a airsoft gun
yeah i know that one
zealous elm
cops are killing people cuz they got used to like 10% of them just pulling out a...
theyre not evil people theyre just scared as shit
quartz ridge
The officer's respone? " DROP THE GUN BAM BAM "
No chance for the kid to reply
No warrent on the house
quartz ridge
cops are killing people cuz they got used to like 10% of them just pulling out a...
It doesnt excuse the actions of the countless others who use a lethal weapon when its not necessary
Like that vid of a female officee shouting " TAZEE TAZEE " before shooting a unarmed guy because he was fleeing a traffic stop
Because she apparently couldnt tell her gun from her tazer
If anything i trust the cops the least
lunar brook
The officer's respone? " DROP THE GUN BAM BAM "
Surely you in this position would just stand there, and with every passing second risk the end of your life being by the hand of a teen with a gun who doesn’t know what the fuck he even did it for
quartz ridge
They can pull any shit and pull you over and bam you have a felony
somber warren
There was a body cam of a officer shooting a kid with a airsoft gun
reminds me of a story:
i was chilling with the homies and playing airsoft on a public Playground. Someone calls the cops. I was reloading a mag and the cops just walk up behind me asking: your reloading? no guns drawn, not even hands on their guns. then he checked the joule of the airsoft gun by shooting his hand. Actual gigachad german police officer
quartz ridge
Surely you in this position would just stand there, and with every passing secon...
He had a fucking airsoft gun in his backyard
atomic crane
Shootings would be far less common if more people realized that you should fight the police in court, not on the side of the road
weak jackal
quartz ridge
He was shooting the fence with a airsoft gun
zealous elm
It doesnt excuse the actions of the countless others who use a lethal weapon whe...
if you saw someone pull out a gun when your buddy just got shot last week theres a much higher chance youll probably shoot them before they have a chance to do anything with it
quartz ridge
And your response would be to shoot the kid?
quartz ridge
Surely you in this position would just stand there, and with every passing secon...
What the fuck even type of argument is this?
livid pond
quartz ridge
Justifying shooting a teen because he dared have a airsoft gun in his backyard
lunar brook
What the fuck even type of argument is this?
The straight to the point one? You would do the same if you were a cop
glad carbon
theyre not evil people theyre just scared as shit
What about videos of them beating up people on traffic stops that are actively complying, or that one where they kneeled on a Walmart shoppers neck for "stolen goods" even though his receipt showed he bought it and he was telling them
lunar brook
Well, that was a mistake
quartz ridge
lunar brook
So more accurately
atomic crane
I think the walmart one was security wasn't it? Not the popo
quartz ridge
The straight to the point one? You would do the same if you were a cop
I wouldnt do the same shit
atomic crane
Idk for sure
quartz ridge
The fuck you mean id shoot a kid for having a fucking Gel gun?
somber warren
Justifying shooting a teen because he dared have a airsoft gun in his backyard
that time the cop mag dumped a wheelchair driver bc he had a knife
quartz ridge
Wasnt even airsoft
weak jackal
glad carbon
There's not any excuses, cops don't de escalate
weak jackal
that time the cop mag dumped a wheelchair driver bc he had a knife
or shot a disabled man with a toy truck while his helper was sitting next to him
lunar brook
That was a mistake so more accurately “You have the same chance of making the same mistake as that cop, because if you were one you would follow the same logic”
somber warren
or shot a disabled man with a toy truck while his helper was sitting next to him
gotta love murican cops
odd sail
brainfart gun politics channeru
midnight tree
@weak jackal hey bro i learned to somewhat play Ludwig, Holy Blade on a guitar and a kazoo
quartz ridge
glad carbon
Cops are useless, id sooner trust a cashier with a handgun because at least he'd get fined or arrested if he fucks up
weak jackal
<@232447588979179521> hey bro i learned to somewhat play Ludwig, Holy Blade on a...
rad af
zealous elm
theres just so much crime they get used to everything being life or death
quartz ridge
That was a mistake so more accurately “You have the same chance of making the sa...
Why would i even approach a fucking gel gun welding kid with a gun drawn
If i was that cop id mind my own fucking business
livid pond
tf going on in this chat
weak jackal
Acab
glad carbon
theres just so much crime they get used to everything being life or death
Don't excuse them lmao
weak jackal
thats wassup
somber warren
Why would i even approach a fucking gel gun welding kid with a gun drawn
he could hit you in the eye, better mag dump that fool
weak jackal
cop is like the no.1 job for highschool bullies
glad carbon
They haven't addressed it after years of this shit, one more bootlicking mong isn't helping
atomic crane
I hope it becomes a more common practice to inspect situations more critically before speaking on them, I so often feel like I'm seeing a different movie than everyone else
lunar brook
Why would i even approach a fucking gel gun welding kid with a gun drawn
Because that one cop, so fucking rare he made headlines, was out of his mind or something? Nice survivor bias, what about the rest of 99% of cops who aren’t?
quartz ridge
Acab
Not Acab, i know a few officers personally
Its saying how fucking retarded it is that a person being a police officer suddenly justfies them being able to own what a normal citizen cant
zealous elm
Don't excuse them lmao
im not tryna say that its 0% their fault of course they just fucking killed someone but they arent fucking brainless killing machines theyre just scared for their life
glad carbon
Because that one cop, so fucking rare he made headlines, was out of his mind or ...
IDK maybe charge them with manslaughter or something instead of paid leave or a transfer to another department
glad carbon
Oh wait, qualified immunity, lack of accountability
quartz ridge
Also qualified immunity is fucked
Fuck that shit
you kill a man you take accountability
lunar brook
IDK maybe charge them with manslaughter or something instead of paid leave or a ...
Ans that my friend is how you do a whataboutism, because thats a failure of the justice system, not the enforcement system
glad carbon
Yeah sorry IA investigated themselves, found nothing wrong, body cam lied, not us!
weak jackal
you kill a man you take accountability
best we can do is paid time off and after an internal investigation we found no wrong doing
quartz ridge
Ans that my friend is how you do a whataboutism, because thats a failure of the ...
How is it surviorship bias if it happens so much?
glad carbon
Ans that my friend is how you do a whataboutism, because thats a failure of the ...
The enforcement system is tied to the justice system lmao
lunar brook
How is it surviorship bias if it happens so much?
So much aka 5 news articles across 5 years? you know theres more than 5 cops right?
more than a thousand even
haughty elbow
livid pond
what happened to
glad carbon
A high school dropout can become a cop easier than a chic fila worker
weak jackal
my dad had to study and memorize law textbooks for exams in the police academy
never shot his gun in 30 years of service
quartz ridge
what happened to
Fuck tha rules
zealous elm
yep they shouldnt be patrolling and shit again but theres just not enough cops and those dumbasses let them walk around again like nothing happened
glad carbon
I'm tapping out I hate politics and shithead beatcops
weak jackal
atomic crane
Yowza
zealous elm
if a cop shot someone they should like do office work and get therapy not continue
quartz ridge
So much aka 5 news articles across 5 years? you know theres more than 5 cops rig...
Theres a lot more than that i fucking know im not a 2 year old
Its still a common enough occurrence for me to question why i should trust these people with my life when they can fucking take it and have 0 consequences
open turret
glad carbon
if a cop shot someone they should like do office work and get therapy not contin...
Some join just to shoot people
haughty elbow
Leave the roads to the Department of Transportation
weak jackal
how defend yourselfs when a police officer tries to approch you
atomic crane
Yall need to watch donut operator
glad carbon
Sadistic dickheads
quartz ridge
if a cop shot someone they should like do office work and get therapy not contin...
Unlawful shooting = prison time / conviction
What happens in reality they get qualified immunity
lunar brook
Theres a lot more than that i fucking know im not a 2 year old
Its still a com...
The consequences are on the justice system, what the department allows them to carry has absolutely no ties to how they are punished
weak jackal
zealous elm
Some join just to shoot people
ok thats just bullshit there must be like a psychology exam or something lol
lunar brook
how defend yourselfs when a police officer tries to approch you
Approach you on all fours as they do usually
quartz ridge
Sadistic dickheads
Donut has a good channel however
I know there is a difference between lawful and unlawful but he doesnr cover as much of the unlawful shootings
glad carbon
ok thats just bullshit there must be like a psychology exam or something lol
Haha lol yeah probably but you just have to lie until you are past being a rookie
weak jackal
atomic crane
I think it's more about his rhetoric than his coverage
zealous elm
Haha lol yeah probably but you just have to lie until you are past being a rooki...
you cant really lie to a trained psychologist theyre gonna find out
quartz ridge
For example
Me and my dad get pulled over because he did a california stop
10 other people did it also but got ignored
Thing about me and my dad? We are brown
We get pulled over and my dad gets into a argument and the fucker pulls a gun on us
zealous elm
and no murderer is gonna go through years of training theyre just go on the street and shoot people
lunar brook
you cant really lie to a trained psychologist theyre gonna find out
what lying are you guys talking about, how are you going to lie a “years of police work with no issues”
weak jackal
quartz ridge
Its stupid to say that racism and being condescending isnt connected to the force
hearty roost
you cant really lie to a trained psychologist theyre gonna find out
Given the fact that i've never earned grippy socks has determined that to be a lie
weak jackal
did someone say grippy socks
atomic crane
We have just entered a minefield, I am going to back out very slowly
lunar brook
We have just entered a minefield, I am going to back out very slowly
💥
There was one behind
weak jackal
We have just entered a minefield, I am going to back out very slowly
stay a while friend
hearty roost
Grippy socks=grippy box
quartz ridge
I will always maintain
Im not gonna trust a man who may have racist motives to have something im not fucking allowed to have
weak jackal
Grippy socks=grippy box
quartz ridge
The logic that police can sell / buy certain firearms but the average person cant is crazy
I wish cali gun laws applied to the boys in blue
It would make it easier and faster to repeal these unconstitutional laws
zealous elm
The logic that police can sell / buy certain firearms but the average person can...
and isnt it like you can get any gun with the paperwork and 200$ tax
quartz ridge
and isnt it like you can get any gun with the paperwork and 200$ tax
Basically
weak jackal
quartz ridge
For a SBR ( short barreled rifle )
haughty elbow
and isnt it like you can get any gun with the paperwork and 200$ tax
🇺🇸🇺🇸
quartz ridge
For a full auto you need a FFL federal firearms license
zealous elm
For a full auto you need a FFL federal firearms license
just do the paperwork
weak jackal
quartz ridge
You basically pay the government bribery money so they leave you alobe
haughty elbow
The ATF ain’t taking my fucking guns
zealous elm
You basically pay the government bribery money so they leave you alobe
exactly
hearty roost
and isnt it like you can get any gun with the paperwork and 200$ tax
Iirc that main tax is for suppressors.
Speaking on that, the supressor form should be fully digital and returned in less than a month by the end of 2023
atomic crane
just do the paperwork
It's a band just to submit the shit
weak jackal
quartz ridge
just do the paperwork
I hate giving money to the government, im an not willing to give them another fucking cent
haughty elbow
weak jackal
quartz ridge
However if i get offered a job at Raytheon/ lockheed...
quartz ridge
https://tenor.com/view/atf-shoots-dogs-gun-gif-14591789
Baseddd
lunar brook
How does one unlock the ability to spam with funny memes
weak jackal
How does one unlock the ability to spam with funny memes
believe
zealous elm
I hate giving money to the government, im an not willing to give them another fu...
but fr i think the tax and the paperwork is there so poor ppl cant get legal good guns to do crime with lmao
weak jackal
quartz ridge
Jm gonna go to sleep and wake up with a 3 day mute lol
hearty roost
However if i get offered a job at Raytheon/ lockheed...
Honestly wish i lacked my morality becayse i would be rolling in dosh rn.
My entire drawer would be nothing but LGBT lockheed socks
quartz ridge
but fr i think the tax and the paperwork is there so poor ppl cant get legal goo...
Exactly the reason
weak jackal
spiral raven
payday3 will be released on september 21 holy fucking shit
quartz ridge
The entire spine of gun control comes from racist laws
lunar brook
payday3 will be released on september 21 holy fucking shit
oooooooohhh maa gaaahd
weak jackal
payday3 will be released on september 21 holy fucking shit
Leaked heist easter egg gameplay for payday 3 btw
zealous elm
If I took the grip and stock of an MP5 it could be considered a pistol
what do i have to take off of my M240B so its considered safe for conceal carry
haughty elbow
The entire spine of gun control comes from racist laws
^
spiral raven
Leaked heist easter egg gameplay for payday 3 btw
no way
atomic crane
We keep circling back around to the entrance of that minefield
spiral raven
its a key cat
quartz ridge
Cali law makers referenced a law that used slurs against black people
haughty elbow
what do i have to take off of my M240B so its considered safe for conceal carry
Saw it down below the legal limit and add a bump stock
lunar brook
its a key cat
pussy 2 aquired
quartz ridge
Saying about how ' the average n word shouldnt be allowed a firearm or sword "
weak jackal
lunar brook
Falco
heavy peak
zealous elm
Saw it down below the legal limit and add a bump stock
because remember kids, any gun is a conceal carry gun if you are good enough at hiding it
spiral raven
there is no minefield
employee of the mont
weak jackal
atomic crane
Baroque Cali lawmakers be like ay paraclesius put on that fugue in d minor
haughty elbow
because remember kids, any gun is a conceal carry gun if you are good enough at ...
The mg42 up my ass:
lunar brook
above/you
zealous elm
The mg42 up my ass:
the GAU-8 avenger i hid in my foreskin:
haughty elbow
Maryland lawmakers are the fucking worst
Tried to ban concealed carry within a 100 feet of any public place
weak jackal
zealous elm
Tried to ban concealed carry within a 100 feet of any public place
bruh where the hell are you 100 feet of a public place
in a private forest or what
haughty elbow
bruh where the hell are you 100 feet of a public place
Yeah either that or in your house
weak jackal
quartz ridge
Me remembering even as a commie fornian i am more freeer than any european in the world
zealous elm
Yeah either that or in your house
your house isnt 100 feet from the road
which is public
atomic crane
Mine is
zealous elm
?
haughty elbow
your house isnt 100 feet from the road
Law excluded housing
atomic crane
My road is also private property 😈
haughty elbow
But still, blatantly trying to ban guns
zealous elm
Law excluded housing
lemme just carry a gun on me in my own home
weak jackal
no one should have anything unless they ask me specifically politely
quartz ridge
Virgin ccw vs chad gun in prison wallet
runic kernel
lunar brook
no one should have anything unless they ask me specifically politely
can i have a nuke please
weak jackal
can i have a nuke please
yeah you seem nice :)
lunar brook
ty
zealous elm
But still, blatantly trying to ban guns
i mean thats not banning guns thats just banning guns in public
lunar brook
💥
quartz ridge
I love asscrack carry
weak jackal
this could be you brainfart user
atomic crane
i mean thats not banning guns thats just banning guns in public
In public is where I need it the most
lunar brook
this could be you brainfart user
it already is like 90% of them
haughty elbow
i mean thats not banning guns thats just banning guns in public
I mean yeah, still if you would be banned from concealed carrying which directly goes against the 2nd amendment
zealous elm
In public is where I need it the most
if noone has a gun in public you wouldnt need a gun in public lmao
haughty elbow
if noone has a gun in public you wouldnt need a gun in public lmao
Criminals with ghost guns and knives
quartz ridge
if noone has a gun in public you wouldnt need a gun in public lmao
Kid named breaking the law
atomic crane
if noone has a gun in public you wouldnt need a gun in public lmao
Since when did people follow the law unquestioningly?
haughty elbow
Kid named a criminal with a gun
zealous elm
oh yeah i forgot its americans everyone has a thirst for blood
weak jackal
idk what to post anymore so heres my harry potter mobile character
atomic crane
Damn, shit someone forgot to tell the CIA plant in that Midwest mall that he wasn't supposed to have that gun 🤦♂️
weak jackal
USA has a part of New York named “Queens”
no way
zealous elm
so happy im not british or american
haughty elbow
Your teeth aren’t
weak jackal
runic kernel
zealous elm
my teeth arent british either thank you
lusty sonnet
haughty elbow
Are you sure?
weak jackal
atomic crane
We do a little 13 colonies posting
quartz ridge
Despite our flaws we still have a beautiful country
haughty elbow
And free
No wonder we have so many immigrants
It’s better than every country for miles around
zealous elm
Are you sure?
i wouldve made a joke about my teeth being whiter than something but i dont want to get muted
weak jackal
quartz ridge
i wouldve made a joke about my teeth being whiter than something but i dont want...
Whiter than the klan?
zealous elm
Whiter than the klan?
mayhaps
weak jackal
white person located
haughty elbow
“What a black guy can’t be in the klan? Y’all racist as hell!”
quartz ridge
I love taking the piss out of the klab
weak jackal
atomic crane
When you have the credit score to borrow tens of trillions of dollars to fund an unimaginably large military AS WELL AS Ecuadorian drag shows for the children, you know you're winning
quartz ridge
" i cant see shit out of this thing "
" dont be rude my wife stayed up all night making them "
zealous elm
the cia intern when theyre tasked with brainwashing schizophrenic guys into commiting mass murder for the 273rd time in a row
weak jackal
zealous elm
gotta keep them statistics up
haughty elbow
Let’s be real, the government killed JFK
zealous elm
Let’s be real, the government killed JFK
everyone knows that
quartz ridge
Zooo wee mama we are getting spicy, AND I LOVE IT
weak jackal
Fbi killed MLK
quartz ridge
Let’s be real, the government killed JFK
And ol jeffery
zealous elm
9/11 was an inside job
somber warren
is it just me or are memes with the punchline "getting pegged" not funny at all
quartz ridge
Fbi killed MLK
They sent death threats to him
atomic crane
is it just me or are memes with the punchline "getting pegged" not funny at all
That's a trend? I didn't even know
I agree, not funny
quartz ridge
9/11 was an inside job
Me after i prevent the planes taking off by going back in time
somber warren
That's a trend? I didn't even know
its all @weak jackal posts
haughty elbow
is it just me or are memes with the punchline "getting pegged" not funny at all
They aren’t, it’s just super horny
drifting vale
The MK ultra project was directly responsible for the JFK assassination and programming Charles Manson
haughty elbow
I don’t like it
weak jackal
its all <@232447588979179521> posts
nuh uh
somber warren
very cringe
weak jackal
finger waggle
zealous elm
Me after i prevent the planes taking off by going back in time
and the explosives planted below the building go off anyway
haughty elbow
quartz ridge
The MK ultra project was directly responsible for the JFK assassination and prog...
Remember the CIA technically made ol uncle Ted / the unabomber
Because he was a victim of MK ULTRA
drifting vale
9/11 was an inside job to wipe out military financial records
somber warren
🌽 "memes" in a nutshell
i am lesbian hahahaha
pegging hahaha
unfunny twitter post
unfunny trans meme
haughty elbow
Remember the CIA technically made ol uncle Ted / the unabomber
RIP Uncle Ted, you will be missed
weak jackal
9/11 was an inside so that they could build even cooler towers
then they ran out of funding
atomic crane
🌽 "memes" in a nutshell
i am lesbian hahahaha
pegging hahaha
unfunny twitter p...
How is this man not banned yet
quartz ridge
9/11 was an inside job to wipe out military financial records
The CIA losing 1 billion dollars on 9/10/01
somber warren
How is this man not banned yet
no clue
quartz ridge
Or was it triillion
haughty elbow
quartz ridge
Oh and the same place they were investigating the missing trillion got hit by a plane
weak jackal
I have been privately sending bitcoin to the moderation team for months now
somber warren
if you only knew
weak jackal
I am the deep state
drifting vale
We know
zealous elm
9/11 was an inside job to wipe out military financial records
planes hitting the towers were on simulation records weeks before and the firefighters were called in an hour before
weak jackal
omg ty
runic kernel
weak jackal
if you only knew<:clueless:1031200942722387978>
atomic crane
zealous elm
i will now probably commit suicide by .338 lapua magnum to the back of the head from 800 meters
weak jackal
i will now probably commit suicide by .338 lapua magnum to the back of the head ...
pump action to the back of the head twice
atf be like
zealous elm
and my house will also coincidentally burn down with all the evidence 2 days after
quartz ridge
i will now probably commit suicide by .338 lapua magnum to the back of the head ...
The cia after a man commits suicide via 2 308 round to the back of the head
drifting vale
omg ty
Let's be real, as the deep state you're doing a shit job of running the country
atomic crane
i will now probably commit suicide by .338 lapua magnum to the back of the head ...
.300 BLK
haughty elbow
i will now probably commit suicide by .338 lapua magnum to the back of the head ...
I’m gonna go and “jump” out of my 16 story apartment with no prior history of mental illness
weak jackal
Let's be real, as the deep state you're doing a shit job of running the country
look i lost my keys and they won't let me back in
quartz ridge
and my house will also coincidentally burn down with all the evidence 2 days aft...
Oooh getting las vegasy in here?
Oh will your brother say you would never do that and then be convicted of YOTABITES of CP?
drifting vale
If I was in control of a shadow government with unlimited funding, zero morality and ethics and extralegal powers I'd be doing a way better job
quartz ridge
I will wake up either banned or muted
weak jackal
If I was in control of a shadow government with unlimited funding, zero morality...
i'm just here for the paycheck
zealous elm
It was a honor brain fart
going to my scheduled executi- umm suicide bye guys
weak jackal
brutal interrogation tactics
drifting vale
Fuck the paycheck, show us the aliens already pussy
I'm ready for anti-gravity and jetpacks. Give me my gauss guns and FTL warpdrives. My body pines for the stars
atomic crane
wraith osprey
weak jackal
what in tarnation
zealous elm
shooting at your own gun isnt a very good idea
solar obsidian
🌽 "memes" in a nutshell
i am lesbian hahahaha
pegging hahaha
unfunny twitter p...
sex
queen finch
Shalom
solar obsidian
hi there
runic kernel
Hi Delight Hi SCP- 230
solar obsidian
Hi Delight Hi SCP- 230
p!cat // hey hey
foggy mantleBOT
proud torrent
atomic crane
somber warren
KNOCK KNOCK, my politically incorrect racial epithets.
trim sequoia
KNOCK KNOCK, my politically incorrect racial epithets.
oblique spire
🌽 "memes" in a nutshell
i am lesbian hahahaha
pegging hahaha
unfunny twitter p...
real
oblique spire
Not much my favorite German
somber warren
runic kernel
proud torrent
somber warren
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/395777802668081154/1136330977912832000/ga...
is this really a thing?
cosplay garfield?
i hate it
proud torrent
oblique spire
<:gigachadhandshake:1063221371150274611>
robust cove
runic kernel
spiral raven
potato
grizzled meadow
Rip
lusty sonnet
@solar obsidian 
shrewd obsidian
grizzled meadow
this cat died?
Yep, some hours ago
spiral raven
solar obsidian
<@994975974875729982> <:peepohi:982348300374147142>
trim sequoia
me fr
zealous elm
avg war thunder german main
spiral raven
guys create a name for a character
trim sequoia
guys create a name for a character
Mike Oxsmall
spiral raven
bruh lmfao
trim sequoia
bruh lmfao
spiral raven
btw its mike oxmaul
nah fuck that his name will be grape fanta
i love grape fanta
jk
FUCK I TYPED MINE OXMALL
GOD DAMNIT
trim sequoia
i love grape fanta
I'm more of a diet pepsi kind of guy but I dont mind some grape fanta a few times a year
spiral raven
amen
crimson flame
limbus company player spotted
cedar lion
limbus company player spotted
oh fuck
crimson flame
crimson flame
too bad we dont get 1k lunacy this week
cedar lion
boowomp
crimson flame
so many bugs worth reporting
trim sequoia
whos your favorite sinner
myself
spiral raven
she's dead but alive wtf
crimson flame
guess im gonna go with either meursault or outis from personality alone
crimson flame
from combat i'd say heath rabbit or yisang spicebush
robust cove
cedar lion
i like quixote
crimson flame
i kinda like gregor too cuz hes like the cool uncle that rarely gets credited
quixote is uh well
la creatura
cedar lion
i kinda like gregor too cuz hes like the cool uncle that rarely gets credited
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LETS GO
gregor is based
cedar lion
uncut obsidian
holy fuck im a genius
my mouse broke and i couldn't buy a new one in time cus the shops closed at 8pm
so i downloaded an app for my phone which turns it into a touchpad
and now i'm using my phone as my mouse
jesus
pale marsh
Imagine living in australia
uncut obsidian
Imagine living in australia
yeah idk how people live there
pale marsh
2 more weeks right?
uncut obsidian
2 more weeks right?
hm?
pale marsh
the 2 week military operation lol
trim sequoia
and now i'm using my phone as my mouse
desperate af
pale marsh
desperate af
fr, touch grass
trim sequoia
frfr
pale marsh
no cap
crimson flame
siberia 💀
stone blade
runic kernel
Rip the one true innocent beings
proud torrent
pastel quartz
STALKER: Stalkers, Tresspassers, Angry bois, Lesbians, Killers, Emo kids, Robots
cedar lion
STALKER: Stalkers, Tresspassers, Angry bois, Lesbians, Killers, Emo kids, Robots
boowomp
carmine crown
modern falcon
What up you cray cray people?
livid pond
fair scaffold
proud torrent
oblique spire
and now i'm using my phone as my mouse
Sleep, Touch grass, do literally anything else
oblique spire
not eat 9 shawarmas a day and touch grass once a month
uncut obsidian
not eat 9 shawarmas a day and touch grass once a month
I haven't eaten a shawarma in like a week or two
I "touch grass" almost every day
what are you on about 💀
oblique spire
I haven't eaten a shawarma in like a week or two
False, I'm in your walls
uncut obsidian
False, I'm in your walls
oblique spire
You eat 9 a week and touch grass once a month
fair scaffold
uncut obsidian
oblique spire
buh
uncut obsidian
i love #Unknown
lusty sonnet
oblique spire
oblique spire
<:sus:920745471851507744>
The boys will go to jail for war crimes if you see what we say
undone wave
lusty sonnet
The boys will go to jail for war crimes if you see what we say
Do i want too see what you say?
oblique spire
Yes
undone wave
I know you guys are in there using the red cross commercially
lusty sonnet
uncut obsidian
The boys will go to jail for war crimes if you see what we say
oblique spire
real
uncut obsidian
yeah idk |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| _ _ _ _ _ _ @swift scarab
swift scarab
It’s been like this since yesterday
clear light
uncut obsidian
It’s been like this since yesterday
this tab on discord mobile shows your pings btw
somber warren
wait i thought thats for removing nails
native jungle
Yeah, dont do that on soft surfaces.
somber warren
imagine the nail just snapping and going right in your eye
heavy peak
spiral raven
fucking
lighting
was near my house
and i fucking
my heart died
but its started raining :D
modest mirage
swift scarab
Bandits if they tried to actually rob the player right after Radar was shut down
modest mirage
Bandits if they tried to actually rob the player right after Radar was shut down
Rich
swift scarab
I always need to remind myself to go into BS with as little things as physically possible just so I can carry it all
spiral raven
You literally have Virgil x low tier god as your pfp
fair
dense pollen
Good afternoon
swift scarab
You literally have Virgil x low tier god as your pfp
livid pond
haughty elbow
Bro.
sullen osprey
severe flicker
my friend just sent me how he cooled his laptop... uhh
and uhh
he has turned his laptop into this..?
solar obsidian
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1095434507999518722/1135301943930130593/I...
sage otter
solar obsidian
my friend just sent me how he cooled his laptop... uhh
need this in #╰⚡fps-optimisation
severe flicker
he is thawing the meat i guess
he says he needs to replace it every now and again as it gets too soft
carmine crown
my friend just sent me how he cooled his laptop... uhh
Boxfan PC is superior
hasty dove
runic kernel
cedar lion
Ring a ding ding
shrewd obsidian
stone blade
fallow trellis
sturdy copper
ruby minnow
this is no good
grizzled meadow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/668040035022536707/1136276387704090744/Je...
Bro did a mistake by not adding a watermark
sturdy copper
Bro did a mistake by not adding a watermark
wet wave
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/668040035022536707/1136276387704090744/Je...
bro literally censored a discord meme
final cedar
lift, tilt, remove, clean slides, reverse, done
cedar lion
Metron squared!
final cedar
sage otter
Fcking dislocated my thumb 24hours before the holidays ffs
sage otter
@spiral raven idk
stone blade
sage otter
Bro snuck a hash noodle in the kush bat 💀
ruby minnow
grim sluice
ruby minnow
grim sluice
with a guy pushing a rock
Sisyphus
Old Greek King Condemned to push a rock for eternity
solar obsidian
sissy
undone wave
modest shoal
goes the duck
plucky void
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/668040035022536707/1136276387704090744/Je...
it's not eli_b but it checks out
sage otter
plucky void
sturdy copper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8wuezo6Cy4
quasi sundial
Want to try Mortal Online 2 for free ? go ahead and grab a free key here : https://www.mmorpg.com/giveaways/mortal-online-2-stress-test-key-giveaway-2000001043 @everyone Valid till monday. You need to create and account and be logged in on their website to be able to claim a key.
there ya go
free MO2 key
dont play it
devs probably wanting more people to test the upcoming TC PTR
ruby minnow
yeah if its a everyone tag its a bot
solar coral
modest shoal
solar coral
fucking n*********
average neco arc pfp
modest shoal
the bot speaks
quasi sundial
modest shoal
watch out it's demonstrating sentience
quasi sundial
solar coral
this primitive intelligence thinks it's producing humor
quasi sundial
quasi sundial
modest shoal
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/326826573951008769/759151727294677052/7...
you like sauce ?
quasi sundial
Want to try Mortal Online 2 for free ? go ahead and grab a free key here : http...
its literally from the original post in the MO2 official server bro 😢
solar obsidian
modest shoal
are you not a bot ?
modest shoal
why are you promoting cancer
undone wave
Why are you plugging it then
Baka
quasi sundial
are you not a bot ?
As an automated machine I have been programmed to state that I am indeed NOT a BO8y12831987(&#@!(&#@!(&(*&#
modest shoal
sus
quasi sundial
why are you promoting cancer
lonely af ngl
undone wave
Name a word for the masculine genitalia
solar obsidian
devout hull
Name a word for the masculine genitalia
cock
undone wave
Not you
undone wave
Wrong exile
devout hull
log
quasi sundial
devout hull
third leg
solar coral
https://tenor.com/view/alpha-wolf-sigma-male-gif-26562640
omg delight coming out as a furry
undone wave
Either you have been exiled for months or you get re-exiled every time they let you out
devout hull
sodom the third
undone wave
Furry delight
quasi sundial
devout hull
Furry delight
That's for dogs and shit but it works
undone wave
solar obsidian
omg delight coming out as a furry
undone wave
My dishonest reaction
solar obsidian
https://tenor.com/view/mauzy-mice-mauzymice-mauzy-mice-boy-gif-59513451719652164...
quasi sundial
devout hull
quasi sundial
@greyzoomer3202
solar obsidian
@greyzoomer3207
quasi sundial
devout hull
Go send this guy a bunch of friend requests.
solar coral
solar obsidian
solar coral
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1070944045137932349/...
new discord image system ruins this!!
solar obsidian
looks fine on my pc
solar coral
devout hull
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1070944045137932349/...
Honestly I don't mind flies.
solar coral
looks fine on my pc
desktop discord moment
devout hull
It's the mosquitoes that really get on my nerves.
solar coral
just nuke your house
final cedar
I thought I had a screen snack, turns out it's just screen disappointment
solar obsidian
did u lick ur screen?
final cedar
no wanted to grab the fly
sturdy copper
solar coral
did u lick ur screen?
I do that when umm discord kitten joke
quasi sundial
sturdy copper
zealous elm
did u lick ur screen?
i tried to get it with my frog tongue but instead it just launched the monitor towards me 😔
solar coral
look at this lizard
quasi sundial
zealous elm
its broken now
sturdy copper
zealous elm
look at this lizard
fatass lizard
final cedar
devout hull
final cedar
https://youtu.be/8UsyoVx9BeY
damn john boy got them moves
zealous elm
me irl
quartz saffron
zealous elm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZjd9Blc9H0
the slop
heavy peak
solar obsidian
solar obsidian
gusty willow
grizzled meadow
Finally an OOTT video
gusty willow
native jungle
Oh yeah, I have been waiting for them. Lets go!
gusty willow
grizzled meadow
BRUH
solar obsidian
new OOTT content, be sure to turn up your volume for this one
gusty willow
You're out of touch I'm out of time
gusty willow
new OOTT content, be sure to turn up your volume for this one
Banned
plucky void
HWAT
gusty willow
plucky void
spiral raven
plucky void
is this accurate, barotrauma enjoyers?
ruby minnow
yes there are clowns who are immune to pressure of water
spiral raven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tduh59muqC8
@Toucher of Grass may touch grass, but i CUT grass
grizzled meadow
new OOTT content, be sure to turn up your volume for this one
I swear I'll warn you for this shit
solar obsidian
gusty willow
@grizzled meadow
spiral raven
HUH
gusty willow
no exceptions
gusty willow
Falco
spiral raven
fuckin hulk
gusty willow
He is strong like bull
spiral raven
he red?
ruby minnow
No spanish man is strong enough to lift a shop
spiral raven
rebull
eager igloo
ruby minnow
one must imagine r/canada happy
spiral raven
canada is cool wtf
there are hockey
uh
snow
who doesnt like snow
uhhh
maple syrup
there is uhhhh
hm
uh...
YOUR MMMMMM
MMM
MUSTARD
plucky void
solar obsidian
somber warren
i kinda feel ashamed that i nose exhaled
spiral raven
i kinda feel ashamed that i nose exhaled
why
somber warren
i dunno such a simple joke, feels like i heard it a million times
but its still good
plucky void
it's hip to be square
solar obsidian
fallow trellis
your honor if you are what you eat then my client is an innocent man
visual stirrup
your honor if you are what you eat then my client is an innocent man
*child
vast token
solar obsidian
spiral raven
who has that meme where a guy says "THEY TURNING FROGS GAY" or shit
one of the funniest shit ive seen
plucky void
I don't have it but that's something alex jones says
you could probably find it easily
spiral raven
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cl3ec5F0CBA no way no waY NO WAY NO WAY
mint mist
OMGG RYAN
solar obsidian
who has that meme where a guy says "THEY TURNING FROGS GAY" or shit
youtube should have it
spiral raven
what
solar obsidian
spiral raven
HUH
spiral raven
STOP
mint mist
eager igloo
Maja why are you posting polish memes
solar obsidian
grim sluice
eager igloo
Had to use all of my girl power today to put together a desk from ikea
Yesterday I used it to accidentally connect loose cables and blow out my flat's main fuse
spiral raven
ah yes, the meowp 5
solar obsidian
plucky void
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1019273431524593744/1028056378415267981/S...
a landmine? lol
carmine crown
edgy abyss
solar obsidian
hello, Ares
lusty sonnet
if you change the name with madirex, i'd believe it as well
solar obsidian
lusty sonnet
hello, Ares <:peepohi:982348300374147142>
hi
shrewd obsidian
devout night
lusty sonnet
man delight is opening his meme folder
devout night
I am back from The Void™️ to post this video for OOT Thursday
solar obsidian
I am back from ***The Void™️*** to post this video for OOT Thursday
very nice 
shrewd obsidian
Au revoir
solar obsidian
mint mist
theres a country there???
solar obsidian
yes
lusty sonnet
yes
solar obsidian
mint mist
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/469692277371961354/1136728694606544988/89...
ew ruined
mint mist
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1121143295461052469/1136729866167914566/R...
waa i wanna watch cartoons
devout night
waa i wanna watch cartoons
Go watch cartoons then Maja
mint mist
Go watch cartoons then Maja
idk which one to watch
lusty sonnet
watch one piece and then come back
mint mist
and if i wanna watch them in my own language then i wouldnt find them at all
shrewd obsidian
idk which one to watch
Megas XLR
lusty sonnet
go watch it
devout night
idk which one to watch
Well idk what cartoons exist other than shitty ones
shrewd obsidian
solar obsidian
solar obsidian
https://tenor.com/view/megas-xlr-megasxlr-gif-26049675
loved this show
mint mist
Well idk what cartoons exist other than shitty ones
phineas and pherb?? the island one? robotboy? the one with girl agent? batman but kid movies that i odnt remember their name? my little pony
shrewd obsidian
i emant ones that i watched when iw as a kid
You watch anime?
lusty sonnet
shrewd obsidian
If so, watch "Gankutsuou".
devout night
phineas and pherb?? the island one? robotboy? the one with girl agent? batman bu...
well I mean yeah but expecting me to use my brain Maja? That one is on you tbh.
mint mist
You watch anime?
nop
shrewd obsidian
Ok.
mint mist
well I mean yeah but expecting me to use my brain Maja? That one is on you tbh.
emh- dont u always use ur brain
mint mist
fake answer
solar obsidian
mint mist
i dont understand
devout night
fake answer
you are incorrect
chilly bridge
i dont understand
🫙
solar obsidian
i dont understand
men that look like this are fans of my little pony
solar obsidian
shrewd obsidian
solar obsidian
devout night
solar obsidian
ruby minnow
Women are my favorite guy is the greatest line of all time in a song i think
solar obsidian
solar obsidian
Women are my favorite guy is the greatest line of all time in a song i think
what?
solar obsidian
