🎪bruh-fart

[weak jackal]

It didn't work she said "I'm not gay" please help

[final cedar]

not gay yet

[shrewd obsidian]

Be gay, go do crime.

[weak jackal]

what have i done

[subtle atlas]

How did you get an anomaly there

[native jungle]

It was there the whole time.

[haughty shore]

red is searching for tool that i just used 5 minutes back.

[runic kernel]

Hi Hi whrexxy

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/2nn8Rw7mpjw

[glad carbon]

do you guys think bethesda is gonna have shouts in ES6

[eager igloo]

I think this game doesn't actually exist

[glad carbon]

its really possible

[oblique spire]

JERRYYYYYYYYYYYYY

This random dog followed us around for like 2 hours after we gave him some pats

He only left us when we went to a restaurant

[solar obsidian]

@mint mist

[oblique spire]

and yes we named him Jerry for no reason

[weak jackal]

hiiii

[weak jackal]

Jerma*

[eager igloo]

Once a dog followed us when we went hiking

For like 4 hours

And he just went back with us to the village he lived in

[mint mist]

hehe

[oblique spire]

nuh uh

[stone blade]

hop on one

[uncut obsidian]

bet

[mint mist]

can i take someone's prime gaming awards for eso? or how does itw ork

[stone blade]

GOOD

MORNING

you fiends

[solar obsidian]

hi there

[stone blade]

Alo

[uncut obsidian]

Aloo

[stone blade]

ALOOO

[stone blade]

Me running to my bed after I turn the lights off because the demons are scary

[runic kernel]

Hi Ivan Hi kemek Hi maja

[austere shadow]

Алё

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/glaggleland-glaggles-instagram-glaggle-land-gif-22019668

[uncut obsidian]

pineapple pizza

[solar obsidian]

yes i am

[solar obsidian]

you are eating this?

[lusty sonnet]

@solar obsidian

[solar obsidian]

how you doing, Ares?

[lusty sonnet]

At work

Killing time

Could be worse so far, you?

[severe flicker]

https://youtube.com/shorts/FQdAQvNVZWE?feature=share

[uncut obsidian]

I'm chomping it

pineapple pizza on top

[solar obsidian]

[cedar lion]

delighto

[grim sluice]

🍍

[thorny anvil]

how it looks and feels like to eat the masculine meal

[eager igloo]

Tf is a masculine meal

[thorny anvil]

cooked chimera meat

[open turret]

hi brainfart

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1080605262559322112/1134556887241724054/4d3e2474f0c694165abbe14f2cbd86aa.png

[solar obsidian]

chimera stew

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/570120555509055499/1135375249588891749/IMG_1551.jpg

[thorny anvil]

[open turret]

🌽 lore

[robust cove]

Pickel Delight

[eager igloo]

Why?

[solar obsidian]

gamma

[eager igloo]

Gmmna

[robust cove]

Yummo

[mint mist]

oh my god fuck series, again a fucking situation where a main character could kill a serial rxpist and pedophile, now the r-word is trying to sexually assault main character's girlfriend, AND still he doesnt even fucking kill him, the r-word guy ratted main character out like several times too and he has completely no fucking value

[open turret]

chill and take a gum

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/831635606387687434/1135394254206812252/9a4e62003973d16793287bed744a50b1.mov

[quartz ridge]

Need a new bowl

This one hurts his whiskwrs

[open turret]

i have one full of coc

https://v.redd.it/zw710vy6kb3b1/DASH_720.mp4?source=fallback

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-breaking-bad-walter-white-wtf-wth-gif-26435332

[mint mist]

:c

[solar obsidian]

enjoy the read 📖

[odd sail]

Which anime is your pfp from

[open turret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1111141487686713405/1135241413769052232/358098847_1023256468853225_5249344890380276024_n.jpg

[torpid jewel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/451923913216098315/950583260541517874/caption-1.gif

[thorny anvil]

[open turret]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/V-FNFqFL9UPK7dGG_ZVf5KnHpVGuaMKqTiBTXcB0KV0/https/i.imgur.com/87w1Czu.mp4

[thorny anvil]

Government sponsored memes will never be not funny

[mint mist]

idfk

who actually takes pfps from series and animes they watch

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1087892936206843914/1103055486582014022/caption.gif

[odd sail]

You don't?

:sadpenis:

[reef lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/950399917304729651/1135513070450528276/ssstik.io_1690565855322_2.mov

[open turret]

OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1007242953732919306/1113902916173037668/the_xela_is_coming.mp4

[stone blade]

we showered

roommate will buy monster

and then we play league

good day today

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/765935210982277160.webp?size=64&name=sins&quality=lossless

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/o32kob9j67fb1.jpg

[quartz ridge]

Ranger andy in Novac

https://tenor.com/view/police-men-smza-police-12-popo-gif-25406811

You can save the people he radios if you go there before speaking to him

Man fuck the NCR but i love the RANGERS

[weak jackal]

damn you a real one for that lore

me getting a cool pistol after a ranger man i found dirt on blows his brains out

"Oh sick a big iron"

New vegas has 2 lesbians
Fist woman who wants to dress pretty
And sniper who got raped by a man who likes to burn people to death

[thorny anvil]

don't forget everyone's favorite, FISTO

the robot of the hour

[weak jackal]

Fisto honorary lesbian

We love fisto in this house

[thorny anvil]

FISTO is the GOAT

[weak jackal]

If i had a star bottlecap for everytime a robotic fist centric character who was popular and beloved by most was featured in new vegas i'd have two caps.
which isn't a lot but weird that it happened twice

[quartz ridge]

Only companion worth is either Boone or EDE and you can have both at the same time

[quartz ridge]

The dude relaying false info?

Hes like justified

But he gets innocent people killed

Did you know

[weak jackal]

yeah he fucks over a lot of innocents

[quartz ridge]

In dead money the bald woman named Christine is the same one Veronica fell in love with

[weak jackal]

mhmmn

she's great

love her mute interactions

[quartz ridge]

You can find her gun in old world blues

[weak jackal]

and her claustrophobia fear and how you can help her

Deadmoney was my fav dlc

[quartz ridge]

Man i shot dean dead lol

[weak jackal]

Dog/god, Christine, dean

[quartz ridge]

Everyone else lived

[weak jackal]

I let them all live cause i always max charisma on every character

[quartz ridge]

Dean was so fucking annoying

[weak jackal]

Dean is a cutie patootie

[quartz ridge]

Fun fact if you even pass a single skill check that demeans deaj

He will go agro

Even if its like a single one at the start

[weak jackal]

i never knew that

i was always nice lol

[quartz ridge]

So you either kiss his ass or get attacked

[weak jackal]

Always lock the old dude in the vault for giggles

[quartz ridge]

Dude i was fucking

I played dead money when i installed project nevada

[weak jackal]

dragging hundreds of kilos of gold out the sierra madre

[quartz ridge]

And it turns off healing using food

[weak jackal]

"Who cares about the moral of the story, i'm here for some sweet treasure"

[quartz ridge]

I only fixed that after getting a MCM

Dude i capped Elijah and got all the gold

[weak jackal]

Sierra madre has such good vibes for me

the fog, the ghosts, the story

the buildings

ooouf

[quartz ridge]

Didnt know where to sell it so i installed a mod that gave the gun runner robot 30k caps so i could sell all my gold to it

[midnight tree]

"the hard part is letting go" yeah watch me let go of all my fucking money related troubles by grabbing all this fucking gold

[quartz ridge]

( after waiting 24 hr after getting the maximum profit each time i sold )

Letting go of poverty

" the point is letting go " kid named

Open console command and type TCL

[weak jackal]

Hey elijah why don't you let go of my balls bozo

kid named vault door locking behind him:

[quartz ridge]

Man i love new vegas

But like

I need mods to expand rhe story

Cause i ermmm dont wanna restart

/ end the game

Well i can

The hard part js letting go...

[somber warren]

me who killed elijah to drag his body filled with gold bars to the exit

[weak jackal]

I remember early game collecting as many landmines as possible and then going to the quarry for some early deathclaw xp

I wanted that light machine gun in the nest, but the two big deathclaws were scawwy

[somber warren]

the only thing that expands the story a bit is Dust i think

[quartz ridge]

I played new vegas bounties

10/10 mod

[somber warren]

but Dust decides you picked literally every worst option in the game

[quartz ridge]

Only bad part is that in the last one it lessens your draw speed but increases damage ( you can remove it with console commands doe )

[midnight tree]

never went to the quarry without an anti-material rifle because i thought it was hilarious to one-shot one of the game's most deadly enemies

[quartz ridge]

I love the mods in new vegas

[thorny anvil]

Fallout Nuevo

the upcoming story mod set in mexico

[quartz ridge]

One i have makes the assassin suit from dead money make you invis

[somber warren]

the mexican one

saw the trailer for that

looks good af

[thorny anvil]

good shit

can't wait to play it honestly

[quartz ridge]

I will have to play it with my mexican friend watching

[somber warren]

i hope it doesn't get butchered by degenerate programmers like Frontier

[quartz ridge]

Frontier

....

Dont say that name

[somber warren]

what a dissapointment

[quartz ridge]

I didnt even play it

[somber warren]

bunch of furry pedophiles

smh

[thorny anvil]

Ah yes

frontier

[quartz ridge]

Decided its too shit

[somber warren]

same

[quartz ridge]

The mod where you can fuck a underage slave

[thorny anvil]

i played it at first until the drama happened and then my excitement was ruined

[quartz ridge]

And reptiles

[somber warren]

new california is was better, still not near as good as vanilla nv

[thorny anvil]

and you can't play as the enclave

[quartz ridge]

Dudeeee

Every fucking fallout game gets that wrong

LET ME BE ENCLAVE

Pleaesee

[somber warren]

bc devs decided, muh enclave bad they won't let me fuck mutants and children

[thorny anvil]

ikr

[quartz ridge]

Enclave is only bad in the actual games due to seeing everyone not them as muties

[thorny anvil]

their discord server is dead on arrival since then LMAo

they never recovered

[quartz ridge]

Which is understandable

But like

Vault dwellers exist

[weak jackal]

do i open the box

[ruby minnow]

thank god

[thorny anvil]

last i checked the server was in 2021 and every channel is gone except for updates

[quartz ridge]

I loved the planet of the apes reference in lonesome road

Idk i capped Ulysses

Now i saw he can live

Now i wanna do that

Accidently skipped president kimble dying

Only thing bad about nv is the guns

[thorny anvil]

I sided with Mr. House because i love to be rich lol

[quartz ridge]

Why is the service weapon so bad.....

[somber warren]

true

[quartz ridge]

No full auto

No like

[weak jackal]

Ulysses be like: The bear and the bull

And i'm like: THe balls and the shaft my guy i'm gonna nuke 'em both for the fat loot

[thorny anvil]

thank god for mods

[quartz ridge]

Its so fucking weird

[quartz ridge]

I had remnant power armor so it was all trash sadly

[ruby minnow]

its better then fallout 4 tho

[weak jackal]

Radical centrist irl: Erm, both sides have good points
Radical centrists in fallout: KILL BOTH SIDES NUKE THEM ALL FUCK THESE DORK ASS FACTIONS AAAAA

[mint mist]

weaaaaaaaaa

[quartz ridge]

Fuck tha legion and NCR coming straight outta free side

Free side is underrated

[ruby minnow]

Fuck the free side all my homies love corpo bullshit

[quartz ridge]

Kings are FUCKING COOL

[weak jackal]

I always play good with my choices except:

[somber warren]

my man, everything is fucking better the fallout 4

[weak jackal]

Nuke them both
Kill bottlecap man for his caps

[ruby minnow]

i mean modding capability is better in fallout 4

[weak jackal]

companion interactions are better in 4

[quartz ridge]

Dudeeee

The brother hood become the enclave basically in 4

[somber warren]

true

[somber warren]

Real

fucking annoying

[quartz ridge]

Rahhh rahhh rahh muties bad rahh rahh kill rail road

Frank Horegon is the OG

[somber warren]

they needed generic bad guy

[quartz ridge]

Honestly

[somber warren]

but actually brotherhood based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP9ml3_A5Tc

[quartz ridge]

Dude all fucking fallout games except for 1,2, and NV suck ass

[somber warren]

song is hella banger tho

[ruby minnow]

Mr.House is based because of his reaction to you not wanting to pay taxes

[weak jackal]

I always found it funny you could flirt with benny if you had bachelorette

[quartz ridge]

Kid named independent ending

[weak jackal]

and he's like "Damn that bullet braindamaged tf out of you, we can still smash tho"

then you slit his throat while he sleeps

dingus

[somber warren]

then murc him in his sleep

[quartz ridge]

Apparently benny has a foot fetish

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/angy-bladerunner-blade-runner-2049-gif-16913771

[quartz ridge]

Gey away from me

[quartz ridge]

Dude i do that just because it has no bad side effects

The legion thinks you blow it up

Ncr dont care

[thorny anvil]

yes man is yes man

[quartz ridge]

If you fail anything go back to yes man for gurantee

[weak jackal]

me with 5+ chem and alcohol addictions

[somber warren]

i mean what is he gonna do? say no?

[final cedar]

sun in the palm of your hands
Doc Oc, this you?!

[quartz ridge]

Unironically loaded a save before the think tank and like consumed a bunch of drugs that made me smart

[thorny anvil]

Sunset Sarsaparilla > Nuka Cola

[somber warren]

sunset sarsparilla way better the cuck cola fr fr

[weak jackal]

fr fr

[quartz ridge]

Pass the booof

[thorny anvil]

[ruby minnow]

i should steal all casinos caps

[weak jackal]

idk what sasparilla tastes like but i always imagined it was like an orange flavoured soda

[ruby minnow]

its should be alcoholic

[thorny anvil]

it's not, it's a soda locally called Sarsi in Southeast Asia

[somber warren]

be me on first nv playthrough: some dude jumpscares me talking about funny star bottlecaps, says he doesn't have any
yeahsure buddy murcs him instantly

[thorny anvil]

It tastes really good

Source: I've been drinking that soda as a kid

[ruby minnow]

why would anybody complete the star bottle cap side mission its so long for something so uselss

[final cedar]

Is it just me or is anyone else sick of FNV total conversion mods? They impressive but not really that good most of the time

[somber warren]

as far as i know its made from cactus juice

[ruby minnow]

total conversion like what?

[thorny anvil]

i think they meant stuff like modernizing FNV?

you know, non-lore friendly stuff

i could be wrong

[ruby minnow]

things like dragbody does or something?

[somber warren]

ok sunset sarsparilla is a root beer flavoured with sarsparilla, which is some american berry

[spiral raven]

look at that cooet cat

cute af

densing

[somber warren]

sounds way better then nuka cola

also its not irradiated

[ruby minnow]

i mean nuka cola is kind of a biological weapon of mass destruction

at least quartz and those new versions are

[somber warren]

true

family owned sunset sarsaparilla vs megacorp nuka cola

[lusty sonnet]

Cola in general is a biological weapon

[final cedar]

What's this word when you plan big things

[ruby minnow]

i plan big things

[final cedar]

i can't rember

[ruby minnow]

modpacks?

[final cedar]

no the attribute, not "impressive" but it's used to describe someone having high goals

[lusty sonnet]

Ambitious?

[final cedar]

that's it

[lusty sonnet]

Murican moment

[ruby minnow]

english lesson in brainfart

[somber warren]

best bulk drink fr fr

[lusty sonnet]

Mfing my 4th language

[final cedar]

I don't like these hugely ambitious modpacks taking years in dev work but then the voice acting is done by amateurs when it really didn't need VA to begin with. Or the models are someones kink mixed into the pack etc...

[final cedar]

or the plot is just another isekai fantasy

[ruby minnow]

so frontier

[somber warren]

no one likes frontier

[final cedar]

yeah that ruined a lot

[ruby minnow]

only furries

[thorny anvil]

i used to like frontier until the disgusting shit was revealed

[spiral raven]

wait its sunset sarsaparilla and not sarsapilla?

[spiral raven]

?

[somber warren]

furrys are not people, so no one likes frontier

[lusty sonnet]

The fuck is frontier?

[final cedar]

yes

[spiral raven]

sonic

[somber warren]

oh god

[thorny anvil]

this is the equivalent to finding out it's called The Flintstones not The Flinstones

[somber warren]

he doesn't know

[lusty sonnet]

I dont know

Been out of the loop

[thorny anvil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqZPd29NcSQ&t=351s&ab_channel=RimmyDownunder

[ruby minnow]

lizard sex

[lusty sonnet]

Ohno

[somber warren]

pedophilia

[ruby minnow]

cringe

[thorny anvil]

stolen assets

[ruby minnow]

all this in 1 mod

[somber warren]

its horrible

[thorny anvil]

that automatic rifle stole the galil sound from CSGO

LMAO

[final cedar]

based

I totally support stealing assets

[weak jackal]

okay so i have a key, and theres a box that the key unlocks

[final cedar]

unless it's from amateurs / small teams

[weak jackal]

however theres a note saying if the box is opened, spirits will get angry

[lusty sonnet]

Need to play fallout again

[weak jackal]

do i box open yay or nay

[final cedar]

yay

slap some spirit cheeks

[ruby minnow]

just download TTW and play fallout new vegas and fallout 3 at the same time

[somber warren]

whats in the booooox

[weak jackal]

my wife is gonna be in there

[thorny anvil]

Dancing Bloodsucker spotted (real)

[weak jackal]

opening it

[lusty sonnet]

Yeah that's the plan tbh

[ruby minnow]

Mickey Jackson

[lusty sonnet]

But first BFME 2

[weak jackal]

oh theres a magic seed in here

it makes scary noises

like

really scary noises

[somber warren]

eat it

[weak jackal]

turns out i can plant it

to make immortality fruit back on earth

i'ma do that option

[weak jackal]

gonna give humans imortality fruit

[somber warren]

[somber warren]

yep this is not gonna go horribly wrong at all

[weak jackal]

don't worry its post apocalype humans

theres like 40 of us

[final cedar]

no repercussions whatsoever

[final cedar]

what's the issue

[somber warren]

[uncut obsidian]

half life 2 lookin ahh banner

[uncut obsidian]

literally city 17

[weak jackal]

hungry? Thirsty? Horny?

[thin goblet]

Half life 2 is just literally eastern europe

[thorny anvil]

Romania

[ruby minnow]

Half Life version of literally 1984

[final cedar]

Z?

[uncut obsidian]

for Zorro

[final cedar]

cto eta?

[thorny anvil]

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bQZeD.gif

[uncut obsidian]

mans actually clueless

what de what

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/Vpty.gif

[final cedar]

I truly believe that machine yard needs to be back under freedom control

not bandit base

[thorny anvil]

Same.

[uncut obsidian]

apparently he also owns a Prius

[grizzled meadow]

@weak jackal

What, it's corn now

[solar obsidian]

too late

[solar obsidian]

[thorny anvil]

take care

[weak jackal]

had been for a while

lol

[solar obsidian]

dumbest shit ever

[thorny anvil]

he doesn't care that he's getting fined

[runic kernel]

Hi Ted Hi Falco Hi Delight

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-villain-lord-zedd-power-rangers-dino-fury-mad-monster-grrr-gif-23398496

[spiral raven]

do astronauts pee their beds

like

where they sleep at that

fucking

ting

[shrewd obsidian]

They sleep in verticle coffins

[spiral raven]

i mean yeah

[shrewd obsidian]

Theres no gravity so you don't need to "lay down"

[spiral raven]

do they pee in them

[spiral raven]

I FUCKING KNOW

I FORGOT HOW THEY WAS CALLED

[shrewd obsidian]

Do you pee in your bed?

[spiral raven]

NO

[placid sail]

given the astronauts are extensively trained and chosen to be only the healthiest individuals to endure the whole process

[shrewd obsidian]

[placid sail]

really doubt they'll allow a guy in who pees his space sleeping bag

[spiral raven]

i dont care stfu

[split canyon]

no you stfu||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ @spiral raven

[spiral raven]

nuh uh

[placid sail]

but you can be the first, wake up

[shrewd obsidian]

There'd be no women astronauts then.

[placid sail]

make your dream come true

pee the bed in space

make it real

[placid sail]

women can be sturdy enough

[lusty sonnet]

Hey Bz

[placid sail]

they don't need to be physically strong, they're not gonna participate in a powerlifting contest in space or something, they just gotta survive the flight, the no gravity stuff and all

hello ares

[crimson flame]

far from being an idiot. american redneck pour gasoline straight to their truck beds

[crimson flame]

GOD OF WAR??????

[severe flicker]

oh shit they didnt get it

oh god oh fuck

'unfortunate that twitter is now X'

noooooo

that wasnt the jooke oohh shiit what do i do now

i done fucked up now

[maiden lance]

now, explain the joke dont leave bro clueless

[shrewd obsidian]

xvideos

[final cedar]

What I wouldn't give to be able to do that

||very little||

[thorny anvil]

[dense pollen]

Good day

Oh thank fuck their gone

[mint mist]

banned

[solar obsidian]

p!cat // hey hey

[foggy mantle]

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[solar obsidian]

deeZ nutZ

[stone blade]

Alo

hello

[lusty sonnet]

Das me

[crimson flame]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-attack-on-titan-surprise-gif-16487979

[weak jackal]

omg ares

i'm a huge fan of your work

[stone blade]

Omg hi

[lusty sonnet]

Tyty, i made tshirts with this print

[spiral raven]

mars

best candeh

best candy

[ruby minnow]

@stone blade carrying game with lethality yorick is actually real fun

[thorny anvil]

The Mutants (and bandits) in Agroprom Underground when you're not around

[misty onyx]

why is this guy crawling around in subway tunnels

[atomic pewter]

Slav

[thorny anvil]

It's Super-Sus

Batshit insane urban explorer. Always finding crazy shit. Recently went swimming in the Chernobyl cooling channels.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc1lGoEVffJmXTrtd6GCn_A

[misty onyx]

i feel like batshit insane is an understatement

[atomic pewter]

Average slav when they're bored

[misty onyx]

he looks like gollum

i sppose that's what exploring in deep dark concrete caves does to you

[eager igloo]

Why

[stone blade]

YE NO SHIT

now like I told you 5 times

That lethality yorick is the way to go

[shrewd obsidian]

wrong link.

Oppenheimer spoiler alert.

[shrewd obsidian]

You have 6 feet?

[robust cove]

All americans are into feet

[uncut obsidian]

00:07

[robust cove]

Waow, dark

[gusty willow]

yo you guys seen this crazy bitch trial going on?

[robust cove]

This feels like a deez nutz joke

[final cedar]

fixed it, you're welcome

what is it btw

[severe flicker]

what the fuck?

my brain just bootlooped huh?

[gusty willow]

nah this chick was on meth and cut her exs? bfs ? bf head and genitalia off

[final cedar]

ah yes, I'd like to get some brain

[gusty willow]

and dismembered the body

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/baqt3.gif

[runic kernel]

Hi Srgtofdeath Hi Metro

[uncut obsidian]

https://twitter.com/shouldhavecat/status/1685675362884136960?s=46

Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat)

cost of love

Likes

384070

Retweets

52424

Twitter · Jul 30, 2023, 3:34 PM

[uncut obsidian]

which one

[gusty willow]

warning: graphic descriptions of crimes depicted ||https://youtu.be/l_6xLjA4W3Q||

her last name is pretty cool though

[gusty willow]

to sum it up she:
||- decapitated his head

• cut off his dick and balls
• had sex with the body after she killed him
• dismembered the body into sections
• removed the innards and flesh of some areas down to the bone||

[somber warren]

i can fix her

[somber warren]

wait did she had sex with the body before or after cutting his cock and balls off

[gusty willow]

before

[somber warren]

yeah okay that makes way more sense

[gusty willow]

she played with his dead body (sex) for 2-3 hours btw so good luck fixing her lol

[sage otter]

I can fix her ||with 12 gauge||

[somber warren]

Psychiatrists hate this trick

[sage otter]

[gusty willow]

taxpayers love this one trick

[sage otter]

It’s like a ATF and IRS crossover

The worst of both worlds

[gusty willow]

this is like dahmers wife

oh shit it was the same state!

i just realized that

[somber warren]

but wasn't dahmer gay?

[gusty willow]

true

[tulip ravine]

Hello chat

Can we get a Ooga booga

[uncut obsidian]

w... women...
||☕||

[gusty willow]

something must be in Wisconsin's water at this point

[somber warren]

they turn the freakin frogs into serial killers

and gay

[gusty willow]

a vile one

[warped crown]

Froge!

[heavy peak]

Bro, it's not Wednesday yet

[queen finch]

why did you post this today?

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761464325951600/1135529650047688775/v12044gd0000cik6blbc77u5ic6mfreg.mov

[somber warren]

why not, its not like they understand it anyways

also i got reminded of the mittwochsfrosch

[queen finch]

but the Germans will

[somber warren]

so i wanted to post it

[somber warren]

yeah the about 3 germans in here

[queen finch]

yea

[shrewd obsidian]

Lets hope there are no epileptic dvellers in that building.

Ffs Musk

[robust cove]

I would have preferred a deez nuts joke

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1135533736881045655/image0-2.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439519668819066880/1135571754484514876/IMG_20230731_085547_423.jpg

[sterile dome]

he died 😦

[robust cove]

TheRussianBadger lived right across like a year ago or something

[severe flicker]

in this case dead

[gusty willow]

Why did you link a soundtrack lol

[gusty willow]

Well she took dose nuts

[severe flicker]

It's what played right after

It's like panic room

[robust cove]

...

you know what I have no comeback

[gusty willow]

She #gotem

[robust cove]

I'm gonna go eat my jelly cup now

[severe flicker]

'Guys, the sign, go get it.'

• Bain.

https://youtu.be/tBd_cEr5JOA

[final cedar]

is that the sequence of events? Cause the ||cutting off then having sex is kinda tricky||

[gusty willow]

Reverse those two

[final cedar]

also what a garbage name, shad

[gusty willow]

But the chicks lady name is boss

Sha buisness

[final cedar]

just throw her a pound of meth and let her free into the jungles of south america, cartel problem solved in a month

[gusty willow]

Well she was on meth so...

[final cedar]

imagine if she had a unlimited amount of it available

pound seems like a lot but idk methheads

[somber warren]

nah she would probably just break into ppl's houses and murder them in their sleep instead of fighting the cartels

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/953964264400515092/1135462338254884944/IMG_5845.png

[dense pollen]

Good d au

[shrewd obsidian]

Wind is free.

[plucky void]

E

[solar obsidian]

that's why bullying exists

[primal kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/201828741154865161/1135427295427956827/headphones.mp4

[mint mist]

wtf happened with that hoi

[mint mist]

why does itl ook so weird

[shrewd obsidian]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OhO7Iwg4Jw

[final cedar]

the details are insane

amazing

[final cedar]

herro

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/WLYPRgMd3zk

[devout hull]

OperaGX is coming up with extremely based features.

[swift scarab]

Nice

[hybrid hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/rocket-jump-tf2-team-fortress2-gif-19403863

[inland jackal]

I love the "you're just dead to us" line

[devout hull]

OperaGX devs know how to talk to gamers.

[inland jackal]

Best browser ever. I use it every day.
[This message is sponsored]

[pastel quartz]

Repost but I'll put it here again

[inland jackal]

I feel like this is real just because that's absolutely what opera's twitter guy would do.

[somber warren]

playvalorant.com vs don'tplayvalorant.com

based

[inland jackal]

I don't like how dpv.com gives you a link to csgo. They both kinda cancer ngl

[somber warren]

csgo way better tho

[haughty elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/farquaad-based-chad-gigachad-crown-gif-25297797

[inland jackal]

Yea true

[somber warren]

i mean does valorant give you cases that are worth 3 cents, then you forget about them and then they are suddely 5 bucks

[inland jackal]

Trueeeeee

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/430673017392070668/1135588243333726338/LEU51M8xKawbN2pb.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1135518390786723841/image.png

[open turret]

Of course I can be trusted with a gun
:3
I'm definitely not going to shoot you.

[primal kiln]

It's The New Order mod

[primal kiln]

Takes place between like 1962 - 1972 in a "what if the Nazis won" scenario

[hybrid hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/541092212239368199/1135628431036530779/image.png

souless

[sage otter]

what's wrong with that

[hybrid hawk]

pain

[sage otter]

Oh pain, as in pain pain

Pain is bread

[ruby minnow]

i mean

at least we'll have an alternative to discord

when it gets sold to chinese megacorps

you know Tencent

could be literally

the biggest company in the world

nope that's Apple

i mean Tencent is the biggest company in gaming

but not in the world

[inland jackal]

If we're talking pure market cap, apple wins iirc.

Do what I do. Look shit up on google and then get shamed because you said something stupid.

It's a win win, they get someone to shame and I get to be in a conversation :)

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/831635606387687434/1135500643675680819/IMG_5666.png

[somber warren]

wtf

[heavy peak]

[somber warren]

this is why we can't have nice things

[plucky void]

Why are people so paranoid with their browser history

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/596379615396888596.webp?size=64&name=really&quality=lossless

[devout hull]

Copious amounts of bestiality porn.

[plucky void]

TeamSpeak 3 is still the superior voice comms app

whatever that new version is... it scares me

[inland jackal]

A little specific but okay.

[vernal sparrow]

i drive

[open turret]

same

https://wallpapercave.com/uwp/uwp3856713.jpeg

[hybrid hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493929276622766080/1134531718200692849/facebook_1690563830080_7090738634762172758.jpg

[swift scarab]

Rate my Merc drip

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/269765356661374976/1135618235153260645/bee.mp4

[misty onyx]

i think you’re only speaking for yourself

[ruby minnow]

so i've made a bet with my friend

he's currently playing fnaf 2

[swift scarab]

This can’t end well

[ruby minnow]

i said if he beats night 6 without dying i would gift him fnaf 3 and 4

[swift scarab]

He’s not gonna win

[ruby minnow]

that's why i made the bet

i know he won't win

[final cedar]

🫴 🐟

🫴 🔪

go nuts

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1080605262559322112/1135642092421529671/Facebook_pfbid026xJ67K9NPkY6424YpUnfjtmn1Q8VXLHfevgbp861jR5jbGMK8FddehUMiLWwHdfMl540p.mp4

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439000927270076418/1135619137050251395/0bd62d6dac2fc7e3.mp4

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

[ruby minnow]

man tiktok is seriously weird

i got this friend who does gym content on tiktok you know records videos of lifting all that

but he doesn't get watched and a 16 year old that is angry at his father for telling him to get a life does sigma videos and gets 900k views

[final cedar]

I'm sorry

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473706892057772054/1135648003978444870/half_naked_man_vibin.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473706892057772054/1135648978772447292/friend_moment.mp4

[quartz ridge]

My cat is weird as fuck

Dude was like

Going all sleeply like

[quartz ridge]

With his eyes squinting then immediately looks to his right and jumps up

Only to drink a bunch of water

[swift scarab]

The algorithm in a nutshell

It’s the same reason someone made a random video of a spinning toilet with music and it got millions of views

[quartz ridge]

Im gonna turn my cat into a reaction image

[undone wave]

Me when the

[quartz ridge]

Me when ermmm tax evasiob

[undone wave]

Erm what the flip

Pay up

[quartz ridge]

No

[undone wave]

But we neeeeed more tomahawk missiles

[quartz ridge]

I wont pay taxes

As shrimple as that

[undone wave]

Trust me we need to use our 2 billion dollar bomber to glass some insurgents with outdated soviet garbage

[quartz ridge]

This mother fucker is SNOOZING

[undone wave]

💤

Me at my court hearing for DUI

[ruby minnow]

life turns boys into men deep rock galactic turns men into dwarfs

[quartz ridge]

Me at court for tax evasion but its at 8 in the morninh

[undone wave]

I'm the world's first hairless 6'1 dwarf

https://tenor.com/view/glow-pikmin-glow-picked-man-pikmin-pikmin-4-gif-137428314802788246

[somber warren]

no human is hairless

you lyin

[undone wave]

Beardless for sure

Hair below my eyes is overrated and bad

[somber warren]

No Beard, No bitches

[undone wave]

Love me long hair tho

[somber warren]

Shrimple as that

[undone wave]

Uh, I sure hope so

🏳️‍🌈

[somber warren]

[quartz ridge]

I hate hair like under there

Grows back every 3 days smh

[urban ocean]

Imagine not having a beard

Real femboy energy

[quartz ridge]

On god dude

[undone wave]

I'm a themboy actually

[undone wave]

That's sort of what I look like

yeah

[amber marsh]

what the fuck is a themboy?

[arctic grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/908463634315874334/1082791900991475843/IMG_5517.gif?width=966&height=657

[undone wave]

I'm a weird little gender fuck and the easiest way to describe myself would be slurs banned by this server

[urban ocean]

Someone who is mentally disabled.

[modern falcon]

i identify as an broccoli. i dont like vegitarians. they are cannibalizing my people

[amber marsh]

sounds about right

[undone wave]

literally me

[urban ocean]

So a retarded twink?

[amber marsh]

based

[modern falcon]

you people make me question if there are any hope!

[amber marsh]

WOAH how dare you say "So a", smh

[undone wave]

nah. more of a fruity little fag ❤️

[ruby minnow]

there is no hope in humanity

[quartz ridge]

He said the f word!!

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/adalfarus-okbb-okbt-okbu-okbcp-gif-24157242

[undone wave]

I'll die standing

[quartz ridge]

Ill die sleeply

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/fruit-child-stewie-griffin-fruit-dance-gif-22911902

[quartz ridge]

This fucking prick djde i swear

Hes waking up

At like slight movements

I cant get off my sister's bed because he willl wake up

And i need to do things

[undone wave]

mrrrow

[urban ocean]

Is why are you on your sister's bed

[quartz ridge]

My cat

[undone wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/752755937000816701/1132045264945946776/96FE8BB2-4D78-478F-A992-6E1091DD3C93-1.gif

[quartz ridge]

Hes sleeply

He was meowing at me

He gets like this when my sister goes to events

She had a volunteer thingy

And he always gets grumpy when she isnt home

[lusty sonnet]

No big tiddy goth girl

[somber warren]

shut your face funny greek words man

[lusty sonnet]

never :3

[quartz ridge]

Goth girls are overrated

[somber warren]

🤮

[quartz ridge]

They have like

[undone wave]

Turks taking advanced math classes when they see the greek letters

[quartz ridge]

A bunch of issues

[somber warren]

mf really uses :3 what are you? a 13 year old girl?

[quartz ridge]

( probably lets be honest )

Or a femboy

Or something like that

[lusty sonnet]

same

[ruby minnow]

he's greek

[undone wave]

repost this image to scare a german

[ruby minnow]

therefore he does not have any relationships with a woman

he likes men

in simple terms

he's gay

[somber warren]

okay first you say slur against gay people, i'm fine with that

but now you get political like a little bitch

[undone wave]

I am gay people
they said I could say it

[urban ocean]

To be fair, germoids deserve it

[undone wave]

It's getting hot outside and I choose to blame the greens for being dumb

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/sexual-halo-political-red-vs-blue-dance-gif-22007339

[undone wave]

https://youtu.be/eKBGHhc1E5o

[somber warren]

you can suckon these nuts mf

[quartz ridge]

Me when POLOTICS!

[undone wave]

Imagine apologizing for your war crimes
this meme made by
🇺🇸 🇯🇵 🇹🇷

[urban ocean]

Be me.
German.
Ooo wind energy.
Fuck.
No AC in the summer.
Ooo gas pipeline from Russia.
Fuck, war shit.
Damn. No wind.
Damn. No gas.
Guess it's time to open up the coal mines. Sure is better than Nuclear.

[undone wave]

Coal is obviously the greenest energy

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/political-halo-halo5-red-halo-red-gif-18630542

[quartz ridge]

Lets not blame him for like

[undone wave]

Germans when they realize nuclear tech has progressed since shitty soviet RBMK reactors

[quartz ridge]

Germany's problems

[urban ocean]

Dudes ended up building land eating mechs because that was supposedly better than uranium

[lusty sonnet]

i am italian

[quartz ridge]

TRIGGWE FINGWR!!

[undone wave]

making fun of americans is so easy

[quartz ridge]

Qait wtf

[ruby minnow]

weren't you greek like 2 days ago

[lusty sonnet]

yeah

[quartz ridge]

That ak has no mag telease

[somber warren]

mag telease

[undone wave]

so based

[quartz ridge]

Shyhg

I sleeply

[ruby minnow]

that's because their nation is funny

generally

[urban ocean]

My favorite part about making fun of Americans is 9 times out of 10 its some unironically obese schlub with blue hair who spends way too much time on reddit, twitter and tiktok that gets upset

[undone wave]

no we can't deal with this issue right now, there's a minority that hasn't been oppressed yet!

[quartz ridge]

The united states of america

[undone wave]

quit using reddit, twitter, and tiktok then

[quartz ridge]

God DAMN IT I HATE fucking blue haired white women in California

[urban ocean]

Good thing I only use discord

[undone wave]

thirsty white woman

i'm sooooooo thirsty 😩

[somber warren]

God punish white wemen

[urban ocean]

They're unironically the most mentally ill people in the US. We have actual studies

[quartz ridge]

I got called a white supremist once then got told i was being brainedwashed by my white and Asian friends

[ruby minnow]

this is a image that @quartz ridge will like

[quartz ridge]

Inshallah

[somber warren]

aren't you from Pakistan?

The Pakistani White Supremacist

[quartz ridge]

Yes but i had to move to California

I hate it here

[somber warren]

american logic

[quartz ridge]

But love it

Amits

Love America

[undone wave]

you joke but there are plenty of white supremacists who wouldn't typically be considered white

[quartz ridge]

Cause firearma

[ruby minnow]

its the ك ك ك

[quartz ridge]

Hate america because of blue haired white women

[undone wave]

what about green haired white women

[quartz ridge]

I dunno

[undone wave]

is it specifically the blue haired ones?

[quartz ridge]

Are they simmilar?

[urban ocean]

Any white woman who happens to be west coast and highly liberal

[undone wave]

idk I don't see many women in my day to day life

[somber warren]

any kind of unnatural haircolor is a red flag, just like poison dart frogs

[urban ocean]

Something like 42% of them are certifiable

[quartz ridge]

I unironically had a friend who was like a super liberal white girl with mixed colors in her hair ( dyed )

Like i dunno how????

[undone wave]

libs

[quartz ridge]

Like everyone else is a supreme racist or a good person

[somber warren]

*self proclaimed good person

[quartz ridge]

Like i have 2 friend types

Nice people vs supreme racists

[quartz ridge]

No no like actual good people

[somber warren]

no such thing exists

[quartz ridge]

Like this one Korean girl i know will give you 20 dollars if you ask jokingly

[undone wave]

white libs breaking out the n-word when a black person does a bad thing (they're not racist guys)

[undone wave]

White supremacists are so dumb for thinking that there will be some global white race

Have they not seen europeans?

[urban ocean]

My favorite white libs are the ones who go full burger king when a black man goes against the grain.

[quartz ridge]

The funniest thing my friend calls me " A-rabe " as a joke a lot even though im not arab at all lol and then he got yelled at by a white woman

[somber warren]

the white wemen saved you from evil racists (your friends)

[quartz ridge]

Hes like a super smart Vietnamese dude lol

Hes in the fire academy of whatever its called

[undone wave]

Can't complain about white people when I'm also a caucasoid

[somber warren]

of course you can

[urban ocean]

You ever see the men they're with. Sneaky fuckers, all of them. Low testosterone dudes who do nothing but consoom goy slop and fap over smash bros sfm.

[odd sail]

anyone in the world when they see an indian

[undone wave]

can I get that in english please?

[odd sail]

[urban ocean]

This should help.

[quartz ridge]

Unironically i am friends with like a bunch of old white dudes

[undone wave]

I know what genetic disorder causes those proportions

[arctic grove]

Which kind.

[urban ocean]

Same

[somber warren]

what the fuck is up with his neck, fucking giraffe looking mf

[quartz ridge]

I know a fuck ton of former police officers and military vets

[urban ocean]

Having parents who are vegans

[odd sail]

the needful kind, jk

[urban ocean]

His parents were vegans. His neck is a natural adaptation that helps him eat leaves from trees.

[undone wave]

you definitely thought liver king was natty

[urban ocean]

Nah. Anyone with 2 brain cells knew that dude was full of shit

[somber warren]

imagine

[quartz ridge]

One of the best dudes i met was a black marine vet

Who was deployed in Afghanistan

Hell of a shot

[arctic grove]

"Yeah bro, i just eat raw shit all of the time, also ignore my veins popping in my left bicep"

[quartz ridge]

Dude liver king fooled so many people

That was funny as fuck

[urban ocean]

One of the stupidest people I met was a swamp dude from the bayou. We were in basic training, learning about claymores. Dude unironically armed it facing himself.

[undone wave]

we don't really eat leaves anymore

this is the preffered cuisine of the modern vegoon

[quartz ridge]

Lol

[urban ocean]

This spindly fingers

[somber warren]

he is struggeling to hold the avocado

[quartz ridge]

Dude my favorite gun shop is oje that holds like

Thin blue line flags
Confederate flags
Gadsten flags

[undone wave]

yeah we all have long ass fingers

it's the soy

[quartz ridge]

Trump and maga flags

[undone wave]

trust me

[quartz ridge]

Man the thing is

The more like

[quartz ridge]

The more like racist a gun shop seems its better

[arctic grove]

You just know there are going to be CREATURES in there

[undone wave]

I didn't think that was an actual stereotype

[urban ocean]

The more racist the gun shop is, the more likely you are to get better and more honest service

[quartz ridge]

Honestly

[arctic grove]

like, you will find some holy grail guns for cheaper than dirt

There wont be any bullshit either

[quartz ridge]

The funniest thing was like

[undone wave]

just don't be black I guess

[quartz ridge]

My dad got his ak pistol from there

[somber warren]

nah as long as you being racist we all good

[urban ocean]

I'm dark skinned rican, the gun club and shops I go to are 100% white

[quartz ridge]

One of the employees knew him and was lime " yo Mohammad i got a AK for you i know your people love this type of thing! "

[urban ocean]

Yup. Just join in the fun.

[quartz ridge]

And my dad bought it lol

[undone wave]

wtf

[arctic grove]

Some of the most racist people ive ever met were Latinos

[somber warren]

everyone likes AK's

[quartz ridge]

He got like a 100 dollar discount on it

[quartz ridge]

On god dude

[somber warren]

Not even racist its a fucking fact

[quartz ridge]

The most racist dude i met and still know is my vietnamese friend

[urban ocean]

For me, it's Indians

[arctic grove]

Dot or feather

[ruby minnow]

the most racist people i knew are Turks

[somber warren]

most racist people i met are arabs

[quartz ridge]

Oh my goodness people underestimate how racist us south east asians and middle easterners lol

[ruby minnow]

bro Chinese people are really racist against black people

and i've seen a confederate flag sticker with a confederate generals name on a car in Turkey

[quartz ridge]

Me and my mom were about to go somewhere and she told me like " we gotta pick up your cousin from high school " i say okay

[arctic grove]

Actually planning on buying a 104 sidefolder here soon

Gonna get the triangle stock too

[quartz ridge]

Once we get there " why are there so many black kids here ? "

[reef lark]

bro, turks post about zenci daily

[sage otter]

Go for it but idk about the stock

[severe flicker]

as someone from azerbaijan, our friends certainly do have strong opinions, but personally for me its actually a british bloke, although it seems like he is joking around... he does this too much and its suspicious

[ruby minnow]

i mean Turks are not really mainly racist against black people

[arctic grove]

Dont like the triangle stocks?