#🎪bruh-fart
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yes
i heard that there are meany ways to do it
i got one
by shooting that bag and the factory
and picking up jelly bean by jichael mackson
hey guys
but i got a pistol THAT KILLS INVISI-BITCHES WITH BLOOOD
💀
robots are scary
my shit is over
you mean you done poopin?
yes
its joever
now i will go masturbate and then sleep
orc
gl hf
me in 5 mins
i accidentaly deleted video where breen says "dont say the server that yopu are oing to masturbate" and i fel baad :(
i want tht vida
wtf is this
ask Skom to mute you so you can masturbate in peace
ah shit yeah
lmao
hey @steady trellis, can you mute me for 7 hours? i gotta beat my meat and then sleep
nah, 30 mins
1 hour?
but skom muted me for an hour
i didnt wanna to 30m
do skom poops longer den 30m 
fair enough
7 hours?
@fading shuttle (alexthedegenerate) has been muted for 7 hours for reason: enjoy the sleeps, gn8
:slkul:
Staff abuse
:sklul:
but he asked
he said he will take 5 mins
Staff abuse I swear these admins
criminal
death
@pastel quartz is killing the
economy 
skom is scatman?
FUCK
i just realised that the monster i drinked is called "the doctor" or shit and it "was signed" by balentino rossi that is a formula 1 racist
lmao
"racist" 
female garth?
is this tarkov or gamma updates?
Impossible
no chance
holy damn i cant belivevsa eit
ew
did i started to speak german
can I get the brainfart remote kill switch update
i want brainfart farting ipdate
micah's last words : " i want brainfart farting ipdate " and then he 💀
did he started beatin the dog on 19 second
Why did he beat up that doggy?
unchad him
Dog abuse??
ban that guy
gone, reduced to atoms
wat do you mean the guy right?
ima steel this one
i steeld that one
i aspire to be this man
me
i eat so much iron
like fucking hell
my balls are almost steel
i only have to left them in coal and heat it and like make steel
i think that's how to make steel from iron
and i will kill everyone with my balls
Plot twist, your balls decide to kill you: Testicular cancer update

feel your nuts for lumps now guys
Who is micah

no one lmao
You mean my balls balls?
what happened to you
father of tinker bell
i fockin forgot im playin def strendink
sinkum
dog mad
Computer, deactivate iguana
iwantthis
"computer deactivate iguana, AAAAAAAAHHH"
he got kille dbyt iguana brothers
what does that mean
i dont understand
keep your poles polished
moisturize
is this the rain from def strendink
♻️
How does it feel dealing with autism
anime is for virgin social rejects.
all my homies love 
We should hang out, I can give you a safari tour, just don't mention you know me on your way 
Guys how do you tie a noose
You don’t
Loop loop wrap around, through the hole tighten
Fucking hell metro just straight up with it
Thanks man
Morbid brainfart moment
You have experience
who would like to suck dicc (delicious ice cream cock)
you want to use heavy rope and make enough wraps so the snap of the rope knot breaks your neck after you jump, otherwise you gonna just strangle yourself which isn't as bad as it may sound but takes a while
in minecraft
Skom
He put me in here
Not a noose for suicide, for fishing obviously
oh
why
Cause I said you dare challenge me to him
well same thing 
stalker chat?
how much you payin?
Cold?
you seriously will suck delisious ice cream cock for money?
i didnt even said how much moneh
i dont understand this
vruh
i said vruh
NO FUCKING WAY WhAT THE fuASDcFUASD LASDGJA
What was your nickname before you got banned?
ijustemevermeberd that some guy from take two stuff or shit said that they makin rdr 1 remake
wake up
no I mean prior to rejoining the server
this maybe not true
what
Yes
[Plays blackjack to complete the gambler challenge]
you mean when i got unexiled or what?
Yes
yeah fuck him he wasnt fishing
I thought you left but came back, mistook you for other guy most likely
he made it like... 2 days out there

Yes
you mean me? if me - its 
fuck you
btw john's voice sounds like he got cancer or tuberculosis or shit idk
turboculosis
idk enlgish is silly
Refunded rd2 so fast
Fastest refund of my life


Even got rid of the free online version off my account
Not talking to you
Im joking, I like the game
un
anyone here using a steam caching server at home?
🤨

shit 
poop
fucking launched
John mama
you mean rip van winkle?
Rdr2 one, not this
Yeah
fuck

Is this london in the 1800s? Because holy shit am I being gas lit.
Suffer peasant
He's a party member
Lol he's the captain
@winged phoenix
It's... It's so true
Exactly. How else would anyone know your fucking?
What about both... At the same time!
You need to be eradicated
Brainfart: just you left, is it?
My last braincell: Yeah...just me
I cant believe that app that let you spend $40 for 15 seconds of Titantron time in Times Square didnt have a fucking PROFANITY FILTER LMAO https://t.co/EyEhJO5okI
false and homosexual, there is no audio
added in post
Life didn’t give me lemons, they give me pants and I have shit them 
Glass
bruh fragile wants me to deliver a fucking vbomb
without v
its not fortnite bom
b
?
dementia
MARKED ONE??!! WHAT THE HELL!!
It hurts
That's sad.
Can we get 10 likes?
Welp, back to horizon tour
i dont know where to deliver fucking bobmb
😭
i will blow up
i dont lIke deaf strand dick rn
i am not awan lake
i dont make music
why
i dont want t o kill wish
fish
:(
i will block u
u are bed
vigga?

lets go
Who
Guy with the borderlands pfp
Oh
mr spanish postal dude
alo
Daaaaaa
so true
i just woke up
Rats rats we're the rats
kenshi is the only game where the NPCs will laugh at you for being mildly against slavery
lmao
https://hard-drive.net/hd/list/street-fighter-6/every-street-fighter-6-character-ranked-by-how-much-id-like-to-sit-next-to-them-on-a-plane/ now this is real game journalism
thats not you is it
ok wow it is him
Its worth noting that this mf is still 17
and uh side note
Sorry if ♻️ i can't remember if I posted it already or not
God damnit I thought my MIC disconnected again.
help
i’ve been in tears all day
💖 125
This gives me great anxiety to watch, thank you
@stone blade
Why
I’ve seen worse products on Wish
I'm not sitting here thinking "that's terrible"
I'm sitting here || Wondering where the fuck the tissue is and how he's gonna get it or his nut out of the tent ||
Like how is this efficient
Homie's gonna ruin his damn jeans because he can't go find a spot in the woods
Hmm. Perhaps this is 
a few months ago i discovered the wonder of unbleached tissue. they look kinda brownish but is actually a lot sturdier than normal tissue and can absorb a lot of liquids. naturally its better for cleaning stuff, taking care of your snot, and your cum.
its also cheaper too
Now onto your regularly scheduled me being vaguely concerned at kenshi lore and mechanics
downside is they smell a bit off, but not vile
Homie doesn't have 50 athletics by the time he even gets to shek lands...
The unbleached ones tend to irritate my nose faster when I get those ultra runny nose days in the winter
My disgust is palpable
oh yea they're definitely a bit coarse
Run circles around shek guys until they tire themselves out
For general cleanup and whatnot though, yeah they’re so much better
man i wish i was smaller i am too tall to be a miner dwarf 
There’s a surgery for that

cut off your legs
He truly does seek the 5'11 lifestyle
Commendable 
bruh im not even 5'11
As someone who last measured 5’11 at my last checkup I’m not sure if I should be proud or disappointed
Do you wanna be a dworf?
Nah
Hole is temporary. Mine is eternal.
Digging mine that is
Your hole is eternal, got it

Anyways back to kenshi
When kenshi 2
kenshi convo!!'
im doing the flotsam ninja thing and i got both inquisitors, im just pricking leviathans with needles now to prepare XD
i got like 300K from scavenging 
i see why so many people are tech hunters
I rob beak thing nests for a living
Hi Ezoni RoboBoy Hi Verified Chaos Enjoyer
cuz those guards slow asf and its far enough away to just cut the safe with the pearls in it
furry

Hello chat
nou
Hi Madi Hi Hydro
BTW i just got a sick new MSI (FURRY CORPORATION!!!) monitor
Ayyyy nice
hi
Why are my helpers posting cringe again????
I’m trying to be allied with the UC this time around, so I decided against bank robbery
Funni
p!cringe
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I gotta know how to do this
looks so cute
you dont lose rep for stealing
even if you get a bounty
- the bank is trader's guild not UC
but do tech hunting its like the easiest money ever if you are willing to travel :P
Easy money
Just earned over 80k in about 10 minutes of stealing and selling beak thing eggs
you could earn 60K in 1 minute of selling leviathan eggs :)
Until this stops being profitable, your advice is respectfully acknowledged and ignored
But fair
the traders guild accepting these brand new leviathan eggs to add to their bank! (Nothing suspicious at all about them)

I don’t have any characters trained in crossbows yet anyhow
Just Chongus for fighting beak things head on, and Hobbs for stealing their eggs in the dark

its the easiest combat to train out of all of them
provided you have the money for the bolts
See above profit statement
But fair enough
lol well i dont know if you're gunna try to train with an eagle's cross or not
(ranger masterwork is the best to train with btw)
I have a character with a specialist Ranger atm
that'll work ez
Don’t think the closest ranger shop sells an eagles cross
go to leviathan coast and find the outpost with the shooting holes and you can get a leviathan stuck, no kiting needed
dont train with an eagle's cross
its super slow firing but strangely has the highest DPS of any crossbow
It’s described as being the equivalent of a sniper rifle
Slow fire rate but high damage equals still high DPS
yeah it can suposedly fire 1500m but like good luck getting an enemy to render beyond 100
i'm out of lithium too waaaaaa
in lore the MKII should be the highest DPS lol, the eagles cross is fucked
I have my render distance pretty high, helps with avoiding Noble Hunters trying to ruin my UC rep and so on
you need to mod the game to render 1500m lol
even then you'll prob crash
I think my render distance is roughly 500-1000
that sounds about right
Can’t really tell, but it’s far enough to see most things coming
so basically any enemy in LOS you should be able to hit
Yeah
like i said, fucked
Anywho, I purchased the giant outpost building in Heft yesterday
Have my researcher doing basic research there in advance
stinkin slaver...
tinfist <3
I’ve sold at least 5 dust bandits, sand ninjas, and rebel farmers into slavery for profit, respectively
ok selling dust bandits is based but,,,,
cmon,,,
sand ninjas?
they look cool...
the loot goblin is real
i didn't even use my diamonds and they are not where i put them
I only enslave people if they attack first
sand ninjas are too based for that
do you have a sell anyone mod lmao??
Their fault for trying to rob the man in samurai armor
sell catlon into slavery :)
If you just toss them into a cage in a slave shop there’s a good chance it’ll automatically pay you for it
Without going through the trader
Same goes for bounties
Although it’s better to do the conversation for bounties with the head captains because that gets you the rep
lol ive arrested 2 people so far
im so proud of myself
Soon.™️
crossbows are the best cuz you actually have control over combat
you can kill anything you are faster than
easily'
Having a man with full Specialist Grade Samurai armor, a Catun No.3 Plank and enough Defense and Attack to fight a small army is personally preferable
Haven’t found one yet
Like the city or
the city
yes the catun weapons actually come from somewhere lol
also if you ever thirst for more power, kill savant and peel yourself
replace all your limbs with robot ones :3
ah i see
i do rock bottom start every time so i always end up with one robot arm
its actually super fun to not have one limb
cuz u can act like ur changing out arms for different specialties
I found a single masterwork Power Arm MK1 so far
look for an indsutrial lifter arm
It will go on Chongus once it is time
and for your bowman there should be some steady arms in world's end
Just checked the map, Catun is a journey and a half from the central UC area
That’ll be a while from now
trust me, you'll be making full map journeys constantly later on
better get started early and get that athletics/strength up now
she got better
Yae Miko
No honkai star rail is space themed
third impact is like... future themed
genshin is fantasy themed
and its a gacha game, but somehow more generous with rewards than genshin (for now)
The reason she's wearing a neck brace (story 1.2 spoiler for star rail)
also a leaked character is a hot woman night
like zamn
wait nvm he's a guy worst character ever
Alooo
hiiii
Ah yes, casually breaks neck
Makes sense to me
to be fair
||she's a puppet and the real tingyun is gone and we never actually met her and that one with the broken neck was just a vessel||
leg👍
Finished spending all my money on research equipment and materials, back to Gut for more egg theft
It is nighttime

your out of touch.. I'm out of time
(time)
But I'm out of my head when you're not around~
apple bottom JEANS (jeans) boots with the FURRRRR
Cause your a weeb
robert edwards
pick a struggle
i just did
Someone earlier was saying they wanted to eliminate all furries
I think it was Voltaire
yo anyone got the 100 rads edit with billy herrington in it?
I remember the name was neon blue
oh the guy that lives on Barrett street 5156?
Hi 🍋 Hi dipshit_mcgee
Sure?

cultural appropriation
should i take a nap vote now on your phones
yas
Be productive
did that already
BOOOORING
hiiiiiiiii
hence the nap question

go trigger the nap cutscene
wowwwww;c
omg trueee

Amazing
this is so me
@fading shuttle
Hey brainfart
Would you like a cursed vore couch
Of course you do why even ask
roblox adopt a child
Factorio
being serious, Factorio
I really like Borderlands 2
I got the survival crafty itch lately and have been learning the dinosaur game, it fun
Deep Rock Galactic
Hmmmmemememmrmmr
Fallout New Vegas
Terraria
Ultrakill
Yakuza 0
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$24.99
656
85
KOTOR
DCS if you hate yourself and your wallet
worst recommendation of all time
Isnt warthunder freemium pay to win now

it has always been pay to win
Black Mesa
it a half life 1 remake
but not just better textures and model
whole redesigns and all that
omg, hi

honestly i wish i had ivan's wisdom years ago when i bought tarkov
i could've saved $70 
How fucking much
I bought EOD 
I can live a month on that
@pastel quartz also if you liked DRG you can take a look at GTFO too
STANDARD
yikes

GTFO is good fun
WHAT
that's fucking 3k
3765 to be specific
Although tbf i don't regret buying tarkov
i had my slight fun
and then downloaded SPT and had alot of fun on that
but still, game bad, dont buy
You would spend this money better just giving it to me honestly
i would rather give my money to the government then buy tarkov
wait i'm already doing that

I could have spent a little more money and gotten a real Hi-Point instead
i bought tarkov i regret it even tho its just the standard version
why tarkov when you have arma
Someone made a review back in 2017 about one of the editions being pay to win because it gave you a couple of MBSS backpacks.
The MEMEBSS got added to the game as a result. 6x6 item with a 1x1 container size
They all got wiped though 

arma remains one of the best purchases i ever made
i havent even purchased all the dlcs lmao
what the damn
i still need to buy praire fire
bc muh vietnam
we can redo prairie fire with the boys
i think i've redo'ed prairie fire twice and i dont mind doing another playthru
its so fun dude
we'll make sure theres no spoilers too
a Huey door gunner
OH YEAH
because its an actual campaign ey
ye
BASED

Squad gaming?
you really need to get a mic bro
The Brainfart Battalion

my sweet laptop microphone will surely serenade you
and i will get one (
)
i present
shortened M1 Garand
fucking disgusting ik
although @crimson flame
i'll probably actually get the 1944 arma dlc first
before prairie fire
depends on the pricing of the 1944 compared to the vietnam one tbf
those look awful to shoot
they do indeed

eyo wtf
ye olde PDW
they should have just copied the M1A1 Carbine stock


Cleaning yourself off after the post-nut-clarity hits
nah they just put their clothes on and go to work, peel off flakes when it dries
the venus fly trap simulator
I'll stick with my weighted blanket
true
u gotta avoid the same colors and materials as the normal snuggie or else they'll hire a bitcoin assassin to get you
mental illness grey all the way
My physique after carrying 5l Water Jugs everyday cause u have to stay hydrated during summer

I have something like that, basically a training suit with a layer of chainmail inbetween, doesn't rattle tho and is really comfy just heavy af
I DRINK A LOTTA WATER
I PISS A LOTTA PEE
The UN
I hate the Antichrist
Come drink your corn syrup
NEVER
wait why is there england there
All were welcome as long as they hated the USSR
Keep looking!
definitely not a red herring to keep you distracted!
The Airforce to witnesses to their Blackbird crash
do you normally piss 5min after chugging a mug of water
if you drink a coffee alongside it yeah
It's the NHK screwing with us
more than 5 minutes
For sure
I like punching @undone wave btw
i piss 5min after drinking even without coffee lol
rude
sometimes it gets sooo annoying when im just trying to get work done
they're not wrong
yall got some fucken weak ass blatters
if some of them are right, it doesn't mean all of em are
Diabetes
piss 1 time a day in the morning, full blast it strips the enamel off the john
just like how the body was intended
a charged shot
morning pisser 
wake up
piss
get out of bed
@glad carbon i bet your piss is orange juice colored you dehydrated fuck!!!
better than being clear
medically atleast
Wrong
train yo bladder man. This shit gonna be real annoying once you're geriatric 
clear piss means your kidneys are working overtime to move just straight water through em
let em rest man
No it just means youre hydrated brah....
Why would I let my kidneys rest 

whoa thinking about how your kidneys just float around in your stomach is so weird
like you're full of guts and organs just being held together barely
meat balloon ready to pop
ask doc for emergency appointment bc pain
best they can do is in 11 Days
didn't even ask me whats wrong
god i love german doctors

@somber warren thats what you get for snitching
actually there is some cool fluid dynamics effect so all mammals between like a cat and elephant size empty their bladder in the same amount of time

insult a policeman and they'll have to give you a physical once you're in jail 
go on an adventure in the forest and look for an old German lady that makes soup all day and makes medical solutions via herbs
german equivalent of Babushkas
gotta love rimworld one of my chickens has dementia now due to microplastics in the air also my foods about to run out so i kinda need this fucking toxic fallout to fuck off and fast
Nice cunt
oh trust me i will snitch on your bitch ass again








