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When remnant 2 comes out ill stream it
Cyberpunk would be too hard to pirate. But I wouldn't know because I totally don't pirate.
I am a law abiding citizen.
steamunlocked:
Steamunlocked is shit.
But what would I know.. I don't pirate at aaallll...

Nearly all my library is humble bundle extras lol
Doesn't most of steamunlocked's games come from another website that has malware on it?
you only get malware if you either dont pay attention and download some ad application by accident or you go on a fake steamunlocked website (there are alot more of these than you think)
Same as with piratebay
Common sense is best anti virus
just dont be a dumbshit and youll be fine

No. I mean cyberpunk specifically would be a bitch to pirate
What does that mean
Slow internet?
I have real-time protection turned off, because it keeps spazzing out on false positives
And the worst is Avast
Fuck that shit
Who unironically buys antiviruses in the year of our lord 2015 + 8
Bestbuy bundle goes brr
Any antivirus software are legit viruses itself.
The only one I respect is malwarebytes, occasionally I install to check if everything is clear.
German meme
explaining the joke in short: theres people glueing themself onto the street for protest and they make fun of it while searching employees
Ahem. Direct download is in 7 parts and it's fucking cyberpunk. Nobody wanna torrent that shit 
when im in a hardest to pirate competition and my opponent is assassin creed games:
TWO HUNTERS MEET
Actually that is pretty funny
The place my friend tried to get it from's files don't actually work right
I'm debating on downloading Tears of the Kingdom. I bought a physical copy for my switch, but recent updates to steam OS net the emulated version a consistent 30fps on steam deck

I'll tell ya, ToTK is rough af when it decides to run at 21fps
Fun
Zwei Jรคger treffen sich.Beide tot.
Steam deck has been a blast for emu
do it fuck nintendo and their shitty business practices
Been going to a local retro games shop and rebuying old PS3/360 gamed to rip
Meet your heroes.
They already got my money though ๐ญ
I love the idea that the singular console it was designed for is so bad that it's actually better to run it on emulated piracyware
Really tells you what you're dealing with at Nintendo 
do you need bioshock 1 by any chance (includes physical game manual)
Rules for pirating: fuck big companies, go hogwild,
Don't pirate from indies unless confirmed to be shitty people, use a vpn. Even if it's free, a shit vpn is better than no vpn,
If you already bought the game once, you shouldn't have to buy it again.
Yes
VPNs ๐คฎ
I don't think valve expected it (deck) to be so popular for emulation
Real chads pirate on their own computer
With their own internet
Carrying their OWN shotgun
i have a kitchen knife duct taped to a 2x4
Suitable for this channel
On several FBI most wanted lists made solely just for THEM
Use a chrome book to pirate from granny's house (she doesn't have a computer)
I'm unironically on a hate watch list for sweden
Yeah. That's cool until your ISP cucks you by slowing your internet to a halt. (Granted I'm Australian so it doesn't matter but still)
I have 0 reason for posting this, I just wanted to post it
They had a state account where they picked random citizens to run for a week
And this one bitch started going on an open borders tirade
I know a mate who got in actual, real trouble with federal police.
Challenged her on it
Immediately got put onto a hate list
And blocked by Sweden on social media
It's sweden, what did you expect 
Based
I stopped being his mate for unrelated reasons but it didn't help
|| Certain country at this given moment in time ||
The woman running the account at that time was chinese
True
|| Bro the chinese are focking everywhere ||
Since covid I've had so many Chinese students
Not what I meant either
Like China explicitly having secret police stations in other countries
Australian Government Rn:
I know, was just a comment
But it's fun
You can go into the middle of the woods in some backwater
And find a Chinese restaurant
be me
six hours from civilization
Uh oh. Greentext
go camping in some mountain backwater
population of 59
everyone looks like they're from hills have eyes
ask where I can get something to eat before heading to the camp grounds
hick points behind the gas station/grocery/post office/motel building
who
n o c a p
All fax. No printer
Huh? Who wants to shag me?
mfw China Wall Buffet
Ong. Chinese are everywhere. Even nearby countries' governments
||๐ฆ๐บ||
Si
Yeah. Don't count on him staying gone tho.
What?
I got nothing else besides these two
Overrated.
I'm not unfortunately

If we're lucky he'll do something really fucked and he'll never be seen again
I'm just digging out memes from the refuse pile at this point
That's very real in different ways depending on who you ask
Fake. Women don't exist
That's what I'm hoping for. Although I wouldn't be surprised if he was just a kid, since he wanted to seem cool so much
Women?!
He's definitely a kid.
I would know. I interacted with him on dms before he was an exile 
Why tho
He just wanted me to write out a letter to xbox for some reason
God is dead and drewski's computer killed him
Nuh uh, I'm in the epic compilation ๐
It's him
didn't answer the question
Welcome to kek or cringe Tom Cruise, show us an epic meme
Yes I am
we need the golden age back
A definitive kek right there son, now Micah, what do you have?
Simpsons tires
True
What the fuck???
Hello. Welcome to brainfart again.

fucking hell that music brings back memories of a movie i watched as a young kid
holy fork its jorn morstorn
jimothy masterson
I don't watch moves a lot so I have no clue what you're on about lol
God I love that mene
me neither it was some movie about some hunchback dude making a frankenstein in order to win some frankenstein fight championship
Huh the only movie I know that even features a hunchback is hunchback of Notre Dame but I doubt thats it
No
okay understandable
Girls? You mean the creatures from the mythical land known as "outside?"
Idk it was some urban legend I heard of on twitter
Neil Degrasse Tyson explaining yet more useless trivia bullshit
I'd rather that over his political takes
I've never heard them but I'll take your word for it
My god. They're recreating youtube adverts in Roblox now...
What the fuck?
โ What the
What the FUCK That This Off You
Yes
muted
i am not mean, im being good, by letting people know that they are reposting and making the channel bad 
How does โป๏ธ even work? Is it just memes that have been in the channel before?
Silly delight, this place was never good
recent reposts
Also you never EVER identify my recycled memes
Ah
it can be good 
Wait. Define recent
past week
Sort of?
DO. IT.
I've been here for a while but I usually lurk and occasionally post a meme
so mean words in brainfart me cri now
I'm sorry, the fuck is that word?
Ah ok
Fr ong
Pull Bruno back in here
I did that mission yesterday
Gourd night
Yeeeeeees
you do it
Nuh, I don't want to be mean to the guy they captured in tbe prolog, but Arthur is always mean when I press "Greet", it's actually worse than fallout 4 dialog
Give an example, you might be pressing the wrong buttin
Ermmmm, kill yourself?
we need the golden age back mfs when they are the reason its no more
Pope Francis plays furry ball physicals simulator
I remember greets being okay depending on the buttin
Letโs play
Bye!
Idk I don't have the dialog memorised
Anyway itโs shower time
I am no longer going to be smelly Iโm going to be clean confirmed ๐ โ
Low memory brain
You don't have ONE single example?
oi, don't lump me in with the femboys
not all of them


there's no way you say that without it being purposefully insulting
Idfk some shit like "hurr durr I'm watching you boy" - "okay" - "watch yorself and you might survive the week" I'm not retarded to press the wrong button everytime I talk to him lmao
Kieran at the first week? He's a focking O'driscoll that's the nicest thing you can say to him in that context
What do you guys think of this funny meme?
Mccummich
tbh I thought it was the glue burger
no 
you know what I'm going to go get some sleep with Pokemon sleep by the way
I think that's a cringe Micah
Between your buns?
Gringo
he'll get it soon enough
You're my favorite user in here
falco's favourite user changes every hour or so
But also because it's literally Todd Howard

I have multiple of them, I can't just have one
Jack is always based 
How can I even wake up
We can't have plastic straws, so that military could bomb the marine life with 40 tons of TNT
by giving me $2000
Idk stop dreaming lol
Glad to be Falco's favourite little terrorist 

Domesticated terrorists?
FRESHEN UP AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP
Ted is above the best user
You just can't reach him
Ted got his own leaderboard
He's the only one
i'm at the bottom of the tierlist
I'm just here for the free pizza 
I have just found this and now I must do this to you @grizzled meadow
am i one of them
This is why you're not the best user
Yes
โค๏ธ
Will never be best used: check
Genuinely curious what items are actually best used?
Depends on the context
from Brainfart?
I mean I can ban people from brainfart
Ban me 
just ban me in general
TWO FOR THE SLAUGHTER
daniela would be banned meme one
@grizzled meadow please do it to him
You've gotten a lot further than you should have.....but you also haven't met Frank Horrigan either
his best
Taking a bath
well he does hat quite the coomer arm...
It goes one for the money, two for the show, three for my minions who got in the back door
https://youtu.be/gwqHUPRxByA?t=373
im fucking crying bro that clip should not be that fucking funny
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The minions during 1945
Hi Falco
The minions during 1945
The minions during 1945
The Minions during 1947
The Minions during 1984
Me when
Truly this was
The Minions during 1945
What even is that
Shark furry?
What the fuck?
I wish to || KILL || the shark furry
Is this technically correct if I'm sexually attracted to it's demise instead?
Too late
No, I don't want to fuck it's corpse, I just want to fucking kill it
I think it's classic sadism
Pro Ject Shun
fucking it to the point it dies of exhaution brilliant plan
Now THIS man is thinking with portals


Perfect
dont worry i have with me the power of...
(1 google search later)
...horny goat weed whatever the fuck that is
๐
My friend...
The horny goat weed...
Makes you horny...
Maczonaczo rolls the worst blunt, asked to leave #๐ชbruh-fart
its almost midnight ive been sleep deprived since about 9pm i really shouldent be doing this shit right now but fuck me car crashes are hilarious to watch
i canโt believe this is what Iโm seeing when I open brainfart
furries needs to be eradicated

anything that resembles sexual imagery of an animal should be permabanned. that shits vile
Pstro kurwa
i was unfortunately part of a community where the owner covered up for one of his admins doing cybersex chat with a fake dog where another participant was that admins irl brother and also developer for the community so the owner wouldnโt take the loss of an admin and a dev meaning he permabanned anyone who mentioned it
Thank god bro can't own an actual dog, lock that man up right now
How did the irish smokeshow fall for greasy mustache guy
she never talked to the feds 
she was in love 
indeed LoL made people resort to male partners instead
since they turned 18
strange
lol and genshin
Ur muder
genshin turns lemons into lesbians
i honestly dont understand the appeal to genshin, its just boring to me
imo
Never played it so idk
yea
it gets boring quick
unless people avidly gamble for their fav virtual anime girl
i was big on league but never ranked
Need surgery for my eyes cuz I cant even look at you hoes no more
No
and I decline nicely
turned into a sweaty R6 player instead
but its shit now, like i be fighting a girl that look like she from antman and the wasp
good
Never watched avengers or homelander or marvel universe or whatever other bs they came up with
hiiii
i should get back into R6 again, East Asian servers are pretty non toxic
๐
This cat is high as fuck
Its me, im the cat
Chinese have built the Atlantis
it's a run-and-gun meta so good luck with it
the grappling hook bitch is the most annoying one
but the usual frost traps just incaps her in 5 seconds
nah warden and thorn with their 0 recoil guns and 1.5 scope need to go for me
warden is mid
headshot machine
one emp blast from Thatcher and its joever
thorn is pretty dangerous
if u place the cones right
then again thatcher just counters it
i use Mozzie for his useful gadget instead
he also has the RONI P20 and C4
lasers
no recoil, 1.5x
azami shotgun tho
ye
basically a 30 round dmr with high destruction
and pmm
ye
but i main mozzie cuz i like roaming
idk why but when im like level 100 flanking people works like a charm
i thought they would know that by the level
deadass you meet like the worst people ever, or some pro R6 league
that melts your entire team
then there's the korean operators with the double barrel gun that just one shots
the drop is insane though but its a fun gun to use
Rook and Doc prolly be the most simple and best defenders
u can literally spawn peak with Rooks 1.5x scope on his MP5
thunderbird too then
yea
not for long tho
thatcher literally just hard counters every single electronic operator, he's broken

in the old days ye, now it's just a 15 second shutdown
thas crazy
small range tho
i stopped playing before the bee keeper guy got added
Thought thatcher was useless
Me
used to literally implode gadgets
bro i once got a team with jackal, dokk, and lion
shit was funny
absolute cancer
Why the bot is auto reacting
to that 
because the link says arting-siamese-cat-gigachad-ambatukam-ambasing-gif-26293326 and it automatically reacts to "chad"
"
" react if you like commiting domestic abuse

I thought so, but on mobile it's named differently for me
hello brainfarters
no he isnt
the 8 shot revolver from csgo
i think this is more like it
the belt fed revolver lmao
@shrewd obsidian (shac1994) has been muted for 3 days for reason: Very funny, jokes about child rape/trafficking - next one is a straight ban
L
eyo wtf youtube
Just the video i was looking for
behold
He's just using a lanstad revolver with an extended magazine
Goodnight brainfart
this shit actually existed
Yeh
you thought high capacity revolver bad
behold
bolt action glock
grok should add a bolt action glock that fires a single round of 357 hollow point
Enough being a racer , time to be racist https://tenor.com/view/pantheon-gif-26310129
Googd night
sleep hard
The dribble leaking out of his helmet just confirms this picture was made by a LEAF LOVER
let the bed bugs bite
He's just so angry that they exist
He can barely contain his hatred
Here, have some pixels
Are they ever doing a season 2 of this show
I want to see blade legs lady rip and tear people to shit
Ah thank you brother
this isnt arcade lol
arcane*
whatever it is
ye arcane
It's mentioned in Arcane tho
|| Don't quote me on it. I swear to god they have their statues or something in the intro to the show ||
elo
@oblique spire
Happy happy haaaappy
You can't mute yourself, nice try tho 

ask falco to mute you @narrow lotus
why are my helpers posting cringe

ban them
they arent helping
01:42am
this is how soldier TF2 talks
no you
no you
Actual fucking morons smh
Lads Iโm back bitches
Cause I wanted to
before they exile you again 
Yeah thanks man

we all are such morons
MR ELECTRIC KILL HIM

llama how is your day going btw


Very nice pavlo, im about to go sleep, wbu
On the verge of death by exhaustion, but in a good way
Well i wouldnโt want to have sex with anime girls I have no interest in for fuck sakes so why even send this?
We don't care boy
Thank you Alex for informing us on this
mf really replied to a msg from last year
actual schizo behavior fr
Bruh you say this a lot donโt you schizo this and schizo that what even is it?
you're a schizo
like itโs becoming rather annoying that everything I do is schizo

ya and your a dick

And what are we going to do about it bruh
It's as if... you were a schizo acti g like a schizo
Idc moron
What even is that?
ok schizo
ok dick
You have the fucking internet for a reason bruh
I just wanted to know directly from you guys so I can fact check on your maybe โbullshitโ

GOOGLE IT we dont speak in some alien language that we made up
I think you guys do
wake up
the language of the idiots
lekonski shervosky ek levoska

mehkanska
Wtf are you saying bruh
Russian language
Not a real language
Why the fuck did you reply to something i posted last year
then whatโs the language of the biggest country in the world
because he's schizo
maybe because it wasnโt funny
Thog dont caare
Ah fuck
๐ค
Oh thank you one of the more reasonable ones in this chat
Chinese
ok what country is Putin from mars?
and which country is he the leader of
That a planet headass ๐ค
Yeah I think he is the dumber one in meme iq

Yes and we live in underground mountains
and yes we are 100% green and hot
in sex appeal
thatโs what you think
what your from mars?

HEY THATS MY THING YOU BASTARD


Wtf is that
why is bro still replying to msgs from last year 
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Iโm just doing things that I think is at least entertainable
x doubt
uh huh
this reply is entertainable
uh huh
hey itโs something alright
No your not you fucking bastard
You sure you want that?
like you donโt like me so I donโt think me being a annoying dick around here is a good idea
thatโs not a word dumb dumb

dude I can be more annoying bruh
And shut up micheal
๐ค
TRUE

Nein nein nein
there's an invictus chat?
thats not the gamer word

What's the "gamer word" ??
you know what it is


ehhh don't want to look for my invictus save file
numbers
Ni||ce calves bro||
ni||ce tits||
nisar
nascar
nick
nalle

Nagasaki
The nightmare
bro In 2017
ooga booga?
i'm over here building my pyramids rn i got sandstone on my back rn sweating my shit, i'm tired as fuck man im a slave man
True
it may require ooga booga talk to communicate with the schizo
@dense pollen Ooga booga?
UNGA BUNGA AWOOGA

Although tbf its good we get time away from the schizo so gg
If he gets exiled again someone ping me
I mean he's not spamming furry porn or suicide vids
Iโm baasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
Not the worst
kys
it'd be preferable as then he'd get banned 
googa looga??? @dense pollen
or
Unga awoog??
I saw what you guys said
awooga booga?


idk if this is bullying or something bruh

in fucking brain fart?
thank you sir

mr electrice send him to the penis explosion chamber and have his penis exploded immediately!
anyways for your bullshit

bruh didnโt we already do that joke?
it dosent work anymore it becomes unfunny
you are spanish
I raided a beak thing nest
Thatโs a joke
what alex said

I made it up which makes it
nice joke bud your not that stupid

Didtract
ofc he doesnt get it 


redirects it to spanish man


oh god, this guy is infected
ah sweet you got this
I think you did
he begged to be unexiled

exhile him again
I want some fun man
the brainrot process has began
so I canโt have fun?
send him to the casino
EXILE HIM THERE
what the fuck?
casino exile or xp level exile
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Iโm having fun do you want me to have a boring day?
do you want me to be depressed like what the fuck do you even want?
Tells more than a hundred words
What does this mean
Iโm not crying Iโm having fun
@dense pollen stop being depressed
exile him NOW
That you should cat call women to increase their confidence and happiness
you know itโs best I get the fuck out of here
no you wont
maybe the mockery will end
barely posted anything have you
I think I am shitposting by being myself for 5 minutes
Shit posting =/= meme posting
about what?
I just said that about 1 minute ago when I was getting tired by the mockery for fuck sakes

Iโm not complaining I was basically shit posting
honestly, there should be a meme tax if you wanna be part of brainfart

so we dont get retards who think writing text is shitposting
Now that you have acknowledged my intellectual superiority don't ever talk to me or my wife's son again
No I think acting like a idiot is idiotic but fine if you want memes then youโll get some then
nah to lazy
plus now it isnโt funny now itโs just getting annoying
we arent trying to be funny, we genuinely think you are annoying
And I think to you too look can I just react to memes
I will try not to be a annoying dick

Yakubs please can you do anything funny?
There are spiders under your skin 
being piece of shit
That's not a bad suggestion but I don't wanna get kink content patches either
We have a high of 42ยฐC today
No thank you
Hey eh sorry for my behavior earlier
Can anyone teach me how to make memes?
excuse me but for how long are you going to do this
Cute
This is just boring but I wonโt give up
can you please stop with this shit
this is what the channel is for you gremlin
no I would call these memes because well there nothing
yes
Oh I didn't realise you were the authority on brainfart content
Iโm not but thank you your highness for the honor
Guys been drinking fart gruel
How is this even funny?
exactly you're not so stfu and if you want good content post it yourself
no you stfu||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ||||โ|| _ _ _ _ _ _ @modest shoal
It isnโt your reaction is
I think you have just defeated him 
this is not funny because there is none to it
How is a cow in a house funny mr Spanish postal dude said
You should be crowned king of the farts
Same dude






