#🎪bruh-fart

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solar obsidian
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that was auto tune

winged chasm
crimson flame
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am i retarded to think that yodeling is american thing instead of german thing

swift scarab
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I do not care

undone wave
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Gar nicht kuhl sadge

winged chasm
swift scarab
uncut obsidian
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you should be keeping your mouth/shut

undone wave
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Pronomen

uncut obsidian
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B)

winged chasm
somber warren
swift scarab
uncut obsidian
uncut obsidian
swift scarab
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Now

winged chasm
undone wave
uncut obsidian
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gonna post tiddies in brainfart

grizzled meadow
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You can say gay but you can't say gypsies, 1984

lusty sonnet
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falco is gonna speak french now

swift scarab
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Real

solar obsidian
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yippeeee

swift scarab
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Gypsies

uncut obsidian
grizzled meadow
swift scarab
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YOU LIED

grizzled meadow
modest shoal
lusty sonnet
undone wave
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YIPPEEEEEEE

swift scarab
uncut obsidian
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@еверионе

somber warren
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lmao my voice went so high my mic didn't record the first part

swift scarab
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FITE ME

sage otter
solar obsidian
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yes

winged chasm
swift scarab
lusty sonnet
steady trellis
swift scarab
lusty sonnet
grizzled meadow
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My father

winged chasm
grizzled meadow
lusty sonnet
solar obsidian
uncut obsidian
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nah i had a face reveal

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i have a meme

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with myself

somber warren
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Brainfart ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos
Sie werden nun Eingedeutscht

undone wave
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Why tf did you ban that one person and then all immediately start saying the same slur over and over again hmm

uncut obsidian
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in it

grizzled meadow
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Post

swift scarab
undone wave
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Yes

steady trellis
solar obsidian
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he wasnt banned for the gypsy thing

uncut obsidian
somber warren
lusty sonnet
grizzled meadow
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wtf it's literally Madirex

winged chasm
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To citate FF10 IMPOSSIBIBIBLE

solar obsidian
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it is madirex

undone wave
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What for then?

steady trellis
uncut obsidian
somber warren
solar obsidian
grizzled meadow
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Share it with the public

uncut obsidian
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I need to make more memes

winged chasm
lusty sonnet
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no 9?

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no VIVI??

winged chasm
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@weary kindle we need you

undone wave
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Share with the class

uncut obsidian
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and maybe they too

swift scarab
grizzled meadow
sage otter
swift scarab
somber warren
winged chasm
somber warren
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die will keiner mehr kaufen

uncut obsidian
winged chasm
swift scarab
grizzled meadow
somber warren
undone wave
light charm
swift scarab
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Ah

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Ah yes, the age old art

sage otter
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Ofc you picked that one

modest shoal
undone wave
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Brainfart list of legal slurs when

solar obsidian
sage otter
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I think the whole chart I posted is legal no ?

winged chasm
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We need @weary kindle ENLIST NOW

uncut obsidian
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I've almost never posted photos of myself here

solar obsidian
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@weary kindle your time has come

modest shoal
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even Josta can't save us

somber warren
undone wave
lusty sonnet
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@grizzled meadow knows how i look like

swift scarab
uncut obsidian
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@grizzled meadow face reveal when

winged chasm
sage otter
sick flume
lusty sonnet
grizzled meadow
sage otter
swift scarab
grizzled meadow
uncut obsidian
lusty sonnet
winged chasm
swift scarab
uncut obsidian
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Or thigh reveal

grizzled meadow
sage otter
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@uncut obsidian tis you ?

lusty sonnet
grizzled meadow
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Send it again

lusty sonnet
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had your chance

winged chasm
lusty sonnet
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finish ff7 and i might

somber warren
winged chasm
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A real Josta original

solar obsidian
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@weary kindle

somber warren
winged chasm
uncut obsidian
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I'll only do it if Falco reveals his face

winged chasm
lusty sonnet
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"let's get on it"

uncut obsidian
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05:50am

sage otter
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alright fellow kartoffelsalad eaters and other brainfart mutants, it's nap time for me

uncut obsidian
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maybe i should sleep

sage otter
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gn

solar obsidian
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gn peepohi

uncut obsidian
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gn

somber warren
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gute nacht

winged chasm
lusty sonnet
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bonne nuit

uncut obsidian
winged chasm
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Nachti

somber warren
winged chasm
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Ich geh jetzt aber auch pennen

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Ich bin tot vom lachen

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Fuck this madge

somber warren
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es is nicht mal 10kekw

winged chasm
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Good night

somber warren
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night

winged chasm
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Morgen um 5 aufstehen

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Arbeit Susge

lusty sonnet
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the fuck you do for work?

winged chasm
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Wie ein guter Deutscher nich harzen

uncut obsidian
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Auf Wiedersehen

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Idk how i learned to type it but i did

winged chasm
somber warren
grizzled meadow
somber warren
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ich muss erst um 7 aufstehen und um 8 auf arbeit sein

uncut obsidian
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@grizzled meadow HELP THE GERMANS ARE INVADING US

winged chasm
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Wir trinken morgens ne Stunde auf kosten der Kunden Kaffee kekw

lusty sonnet
winged chasm
lusty sonnet
lusty sonnet
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good luck my man

grizzled meadow
lusty sonnet
grizzled meadow
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GODDAMN IT

lusty sonnet
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get fucked falco kekleo2

undone wave
solar obsidian
lunar brook
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sacrifice yourself to blow up a tank

solar obsidian
somber warren
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good meme

lusty sonnet
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die deutschen sind weg uuund es ist ruhiger

somber warren
somber warren
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we are lurking and waiting for our time to strike

lusty sonnet
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shhh

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go to sleep

somber warren
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its 10pm

lusty sonnet
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bitte

somber warren
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Leck mir die Eier wie wärs damit

final cedar
winged chasm
somber warren
somber warren
final cedar
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I tried kek2

somber warren
fallow trellis
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what is happening

lusty sonnet
fallow trellis
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ah

fading shuttle
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after 5 hours of dead island 2, i can say

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its ok

lusty sonnet
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don't lump me in with the germans

somber warren
final cedar
fallow trellis
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was ist lost

fading shuttle
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hey that was when i hadnt played 5 hours

final cedar
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it's cope since he played over the refund period

fading shuttle
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i didnt buy it dumbass

final cedar
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oh

fading shuttle
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game got cracked

lusty sonnet
final cedar
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well lead with that kekl

fading shuttle
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wouldnt spend money on this

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its an ok game

lusty sonnet
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I'd buy it

winged chasm
somber warren
fading shuttle
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game costs 60 euro

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wouldnt even think of buying it

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and its not on steam

somber warren
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do you also pirate gay sex?

fading shuttle
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its on chinese spyware store

final cedar
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Last game I bought full price was Factorio, best purchase to date

lusty sonnet
fading shuttle
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i pirate my indie games

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unless they are dirt cheap

somber warren
fallow trellis
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i see two sides coeexisting

fading shuttle
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5 euro or below

final cedar
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I still have a minecraft key I bought for 8$ PepeHappy

fallow trellis
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brainfart and the german chat

fading shuttle
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i just dont acknowledge the germans, they dont acknowledge me, and we continue doing our things

final cedar
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Educate me, isn't German strict about which words get capitalized and which don't?

spiral raven
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am i racist for killing black fish in death stranding?

somber warren
final cedar
lusty sonnet
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See

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Too much effort

spiral raven
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FUCAVSBRUH

fading shuttle
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type properly

swift scarab
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Furniture has genders

lusty sonnet
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boy

fallow trellis
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german has gendered furniture

somber warren
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why should i write gramatically correct german if there is only one person in here who actually speaks german

swift scarab
final cedar
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where your national pride

undone wave
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Dieser Kanal ist eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

somber warren
spiral raven
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dieser k anal

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lmao

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doctor kleiner

final cedar
fading shuttle
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in bulgarian if somethings name ends in a or ya, we refer to it with female pronouns

final cedar
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Alexa

spiral raven
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eat my dic

final cedar
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eat my dicka

lusty sonnet
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german is worse with die der des etc than french

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and then greek exists

undone wave
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Finnish dread

fading shuttle
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i dont understand languages that dont have gendered words

fallow trellis
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basically

somber warren
fading shuttle
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cringe

final cedar
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how long until gendered words get ruled as non pc kekl

fallow trellis
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like our they can refer to a single person or the entire country

swift scarab
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I am the stupid

spiral raven
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i remember the meme with german mcdonolds and there was said "wir suchen dich" and i cant find that meme

final cedar
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politically correct

swift scarab
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Oh

lusty sonnet
fallow trellis
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we dont even have words for son or daughter its just offspring

spiral raven
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😭

swift scarab
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Interest has now been lost

somber warren
spiral raven
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im racist because i killed black fish in death stranding 😭

solar obsidian
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@fallow trellis are u american?

lusty sonnet
undone wave
fading shuttle
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no

fallow trellis
swift scarab
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Real men strive to become PC Principal

somber warren
spiral raven
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😭 dont ban me

lusty sonnet
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tryhard

undone wave
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Getting upset over "gendered words" is performatice liberal shit and is done in ignorance of real systemic issues

spiral raven
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wanna see a gif of woman washing a cock?

swift scarab
spiral raven
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NOOO

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THEY KILLED CARTMAN

swift scarab
final cedar
somber warren
final cedar
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None of the queens I know are made out of glass in that context PepeHappy

undone wave
crimson flame
final cedar
undone wave
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It happens to me everyday its not that big of a deal

crimson flame
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suddenly i remember those queers who volunteered to the war

undone wave
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Its not 2016 get better jokes

crimson flame
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funny af (and a bit sad)

lusty sonnet
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oi voltaire, aren't you french?

crimson flame
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no

swift scarab
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Real

lusty sonnet
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hm

crimson flame
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im actually asian

lusty sonnet
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who's the other frenchy in here then

spiral raven
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pigs in france sayin ouink ouink

crimson flame
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its 3am here

somber warren
swift scarab
swift scarab
undone wave
lusty sonnet
spiral raven
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cat baguette

somber warren
spiral raven
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fcat

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cfat

lusty sonnet
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mfer

crimson flame
lusty sonnet
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thought we were friends

spiral raven
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NOOOO

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PEPE IN PRISON

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IM CRYING

swift scarab
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Tertiary gender

spiral raven
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:SOB:

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fuck

swift scarab
lusty sonnet
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worse than the maja alt incident

spiral raven
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😭

final cedar
crimson flame
undone wave
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My gender is gonna be 6.3 kg of Plutonium-239 between two half spheres of beryllium here in a second

swift scarab
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Don’t be binary, be bipolar

somber warren
swift scarab
crimson flame
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why stop at 2? be tripolar

spiral raven
undone wave
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I didn't end up with Bipolar Chadge

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I ended up with OCD instead

swift scarab
spiral raven
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is cat dog a cog or dat or dot or cag

somber warren
undone wave
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Bisexual homies

somber warren
final cedar
lusty sonnet
final cedar
somber warren
lusty sonnet
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fuck no

spiral raven
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cock

lusty sonnet
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you can go over all the european countries

swift scarab
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The lads

somber warren
spiral raven
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↙️ the french spy

somber warren
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sag es doch einfach

undone wave
lusty sonnet
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fuck

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wrong reply

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but torres gets it

swift scarab
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Real

final cedar
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black out every time you see an anime drawing online

fallow trellis
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hahaha

swift scarab
somber warren
spiral raven
lusty sonnet
undone wave
#

I will intrusive thought you

spiral raven
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ew butt

undone wave
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Mods

spiral raven
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no butts

final cedar
undone wave
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No butts about it

final cedar
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It is

final cedar
somber warren
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@uncut obsidian

lusty sonnet
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@somber warren my identity should be in the brainfart lore btw

fading shuttle
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anyway this is what i was planning to send the german tomorrow but im too tired to wait

somber warren
somber warren
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can't you just tell me

lusty sonnet
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it's in the pins

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fucker do some effort

somber warren
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but i have to scroll

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you can't do that to me

final cedar
fading shuttle
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i removed the "full of cum" text because i believe it ruins the joke

swift scarab
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I mean it fits the original joke

solar obsidian
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what

undone wave
steady trellis
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explain yourself

crimson flame
final cedar
solar obsidian
fading shuttle
fading shuttle
#

here

steady trellis
lusty sonnet
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is this skom asking for the sauce?

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ah nvm

fading shuttle
somber warren
swift scarab
swift scarab
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Power move

solar obsidian
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bruh

fading shuttle
undone wave
somber warren
final cedar
steady trellis
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I'll delete you and the post - so chose wisely

fading shuttle
#

7 edits

somber warren
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fuck this shit

lusty sonnet
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sumpf

fading shuttle
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im in his head, hes tilted

final cedar
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The wt channel isn't visible if banned

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I back down

steady trellis
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ayyyy i appreciate you

swift scarab
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Real

somber warren
swift scarab
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Wait

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Idea

fading shuttle
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get banned

swift scarab
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Instead of exiling people here

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Exile them to the war thunder channel

solar obsidian
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fate worse than death

swift scarab
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Exactly

final cedar
fading shuttle
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just like ted said, send them to the casino

fallow trellis
final cedar
swift scarab
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At least the casino is vaguely entertaining

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War thunder channel is nothing but pain

final cedar
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xela rigging the game everytime

swift scarab
fading shuttle
swift scarab
final cedar
swift scarab
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Anywho back to kenshi, gotta beat up more starving bandits and introduce them to the wonders of slavery

fading shuttle
swift scarab
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God bless the United Cities

fading shuttle
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you are the type to get addicted to being beaten with a stick if you ocassionally get a snickers

swift scarab
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I’ll get a new picture of his new drip

final cedar
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Maybe I should bring up WT during my next psycheval, might get gov bucks PepeHappy

fading shuttle
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get sent to the mental ward

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hopefully they never let you out

final cedar
fading shuttle
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soon you might start paying for rust skins or whatever llama wastes his money on

spiral raven
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NEAREST WALSDKl

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ASDKGADKLHG

swift scarab
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This one has his stats

ornate tulip
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Where's beep?

swift scarab
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Chongus ain’t here to play, he’s here to win

final cedar
spiral raven
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cock > dick

swift scarab
ornate tulip
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Get him.

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You won't be let down.

final cedar
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make him work the hash fields

swift scarab
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I got Hobbs early, been training him to be a ninja

spiral raven
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lmao no

swift scarab
heavy peak
final cedar
swift scarab
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So it’s on the back burner until I set up my farm outside their territory

final cedar
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that just means the market is not yet saturated

swift scarab
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True

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Let me put it this way

swift scarab
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Would you rather have to deal with religion and prayers every single Sunday, and if you miss it or don’t have your Bible the locals will never rest until you’re dead

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Or

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3k cats in taxes and nothing else

final cedar
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send in the all female death squad to take care of high phoenix

spiral raven
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rain rains

fading shuttle
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get strong enough and take over the swamp, the blood spiders dont respawn

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so if you clear them you are good

swift scarab
ornate tulip
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Master the crabs.

fading shuttle
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thats why i said get strong and then take over

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once you deal with them the swamp is ez

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they dont respawn

final cedar
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what's best farm area btw?

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does swamp have the most fertile land?

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I found it hard to get copper there last I rember

fading shuttle
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not the most fertile but fairly fertile i think

solar obsidian
somber warren
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it gets funnier with every time

swift scarab
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But obviously that entails dealing with the holy nation

final cedar
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Need to stop playing Recettear and start playing kenshi agin

swift scarab
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The UC sucks for farming in a lot of their territory, cuz desert

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Good ore though

final cedar
fading shuttle
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recettear my beloved

swift scarab
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Average skeleton playthrough

final cedar
fading shuttle
#

fool

pine bison
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just a few

fading shuttle
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never gamble on single items

final cedar
swift scarab
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God I love the song in this one

final cedar
lunar brook
swift scarab
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Survival knife just being an M5 Combat Knife from the US

lunar brook
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Tuna shaker

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Do a Tuna Shanker yeah

swift scarab
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Shake that fish

final cedar
#

shake that fish

swift scarab
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HA

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FUCK YOU

final cedar
swift scarab
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I need a drink now

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Nah

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Too hot outside

pine bison
lunar brook
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piano a tuna

pine bison
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no you can probably hit a tuna with a piano

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but of a waste but still

spiral raven
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🪳

stone blade
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I have a question

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anyone out here have any form of diabetes?

spiral raven
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yeah

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🪞

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look

swift scarab
stone blade
swift scarab
spiral raven
swift scarab
#

Real

stone blade
swift scarab
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There’s only 2 types, and only kids can get type 1

steady trellis
#

false

swift scarab
steady trellis
swift scarab
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She has type 2 afaik

stone blade
stone blade
stone blade
spiral raven
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catburher

stone blade
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I had to do it

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I'm sory

spiral raven
swift scarab
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I fail to see the humor but alright

stone blade
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you are a mildly stupid

steady trellis
#

type 2

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types 2

spiral raven
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2

swift scarab
stone blade
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the fact the joke flew over your head

steady trellis
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yeah, I'm tired

spiral raven
steady trellis
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but at least aint so braindead to still get the joke

swift scarab
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Picks fairly serious topic out of the blue
Expects me to get the joke

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Idk man I just wanna drink tea in peace

steady trellis
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i was worried too, yeah

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could always be smth serious

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but nah

stone blade
swift scarab
spiral raven
lusty sonnet
stone blade
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I knew it was either bass hunter or GiGI

lusty sonnet
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not yet

stone blade
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imagine living past 30

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pff

steady trellis
stone blade
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fun fact

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I am skinny

steady trellis
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unless anyone of his family ever had it

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turn 30

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boom

lusty sonnet
stone blade
steady trellis
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then you good, at least for one of a million ways to die

stone blade
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my grandma only has arthritis and osteoporosis

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that's it

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mine is

swift scarab
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My grandmothers had diabetes for so long she’s lost parts of her toes and had to get a kidney transplant

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Having progressively worse memory loss and not wanting to eat half the time doesn’t help

stone blade
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I drink so much monster if I ever sell a kidney that shit will have negative value

swift scarab
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I did plasma donations for a while to help pay for stuff until that started ruining my health

stone blade
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Do cum donations

swift scarab
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Don’t have a bank for that nearby

stone blade
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Thank you

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Bulgarian knowledge simply knows no boundries

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it is limitless

midnight tree
swift scarab
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Your knowledge is directly parallel to your cash in your wallet

fading shuttle
swift scarab
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I’m just glad I’m taller then most of my family

swift scarab
stone blade
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No

stone blade
swift scarab
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Real

stone blade
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Real

swift scarab
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I think I have $25 in my wallet

stone blade
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Bruh its 29 degrees outside

swift scarab
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And about $100 on my card

stone blade
fading shuttle
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im rich

stone blade
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at 12:10 at night

oblique spire
stone blade
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Was 29

fading shuttle
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412 american dollars in my account

stone blade
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It is

fading shuttle
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nah, completely normal

swift scarab
stone blade
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It got up to 37 the other day

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was fun

swift scarab
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(It is not)

stone blade
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(it is not)

oblique spire
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37 is fun

fading shuttle
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i love the summer guys

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(i dont)

oblique spire
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the fuck you weak bitches on about

swift scarab
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I like winter

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Too cold? Put more clothes on

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Easy

oblique spire
swift scarab
#

Too hot? Drink water and suffer peasant

pastel quartz
fading shuttle
#

homosexual

pastel quartz
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That’s not a summer guys

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He chose ignorance billysleep

swift scarab
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I choose more kenshi

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We need more copper

maiden lance
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ice water is godly cmon

stray pulsar
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@pastel quartz 🤝

pastel quartz
stray pulsar
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i hope you're having an amazing summer bro

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because mine is great

pastel quartz
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doing my hot boy shit

stray pulsar
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atleast the first half

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celebrating my birthday in 2 days so that's good too

pastel quartz
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i don’t like summer particularly but im the least depressed ive probably been for years so woop whoop. I’ll throw back a few drinks for ya bday dog

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26?

swift scarab
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I need more copper to sell to the slave traders

swift scarab
#

Nah I’m not stealing things yet

pastel quartz
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Inb4 this is the post that gets me b&

swift scarab
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I have Hobbs training for that

swift scarab
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Yo same I got one of those

swift scarab
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I’ll see if Shazam can get it

tulip ravine
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hello

swift scarab
mint mist
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thx

grizzled meadow
grizzled meadow
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He reacted

swift scarab
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Real

grizzled meadow
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Got his ass

swift scarab
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Hey Falco

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Do you play kenshi

grizzled meadow
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I'm not Falco, I'm Tom Cruise

swift scarab
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Same difference

grizzled meadow
swift scarab
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Have you watched sseths video on it

grizzled meadow
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I think I did, yes

swift scarab
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If the steam sale is still going it’s pretty cheap

stray pulsar
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get it for free

swift scarab
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Otherwise I’d get it for cheaper off a key store like I did

swift scarab
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Darn g2a not wanting to embed

grizzled meadow
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imagine buying on G2A
2023

fading shuttle
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there are better resellers than g2a

grizzled meadow
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And don't buy me anything in any case because I know it will happen

fading shuttle
grizzled meadow
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AlexTheNotDegenerate

fading shuttle
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i am the degenerate

swift scarab
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Cheapest one with 5 star review

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There was one cheaper, but it only had 3 stars

swift scarab
fading shuttle
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wouldnt know, ive used hrk, cdkeys.com and some others mostly since they usually had the cheapest

swift scarab
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Fair

fading shuttle
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i use allkeyshop cus its useful

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got games for very cheap using it

swift scarab
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Shops that show euro based currency are sometimes fucky on my end

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Cause murica

fading shuttle
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my favourite sites are the ones that allow you to avoid vat

swift scarab
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Elaborate

fading shuttle
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some sites ask you where you are located, without using your ip to track your location

swift scarab
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Oh, that

fading shuttle
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so you just say you are from somewhere where online transactions dont have vat and ez

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just make sure the tax man doesnt hear

swift scarab
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Irs would like to know your location

blazing ermine
fading shuttle
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im euro, let the eu tax agency meet me

swift scarab
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I’m glad I don’t make enough money to file taxes

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Yet

glad carbon
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do u still want it

fading shuttle
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shit someone killed the wither

glad carbon
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nah man run over fast

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only 950$ for the mystery box

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hurry dude

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get raygun

solar obsidian
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@fringe hollow

spiral raven
fading shuttle
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his honest to god name is rapist88

spiral raven
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i want to poo

solar obsidian
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do it now

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where u stand

steady trellis
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never spoke a word

solar obsidian
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damn, oct 1

steady trellis
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mhm also why no one ever noticed

solar obsidian
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i guess its when drewski dropped the gamma vid

steady trellis
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around that time ya

solar obsidian
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idk, i was looking for another dude named rappi, but he poped out skull4k

steady trellis
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i know that feel

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searched for someone, found a guy with swastikas in the name

fading shuttle
solar obsidian
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unlucky for him kekw

solar obsidian
steady trellis
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reminds me

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need to do the nword sweep

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tomorrow peepoSleep

solar obsidian
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gn peepohi

steady trellis
thin willow
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Is this real and factual?

solar obsidian
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its Grok

gilded blade
undone wave
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my vision is augmented

fading shuttle
cedar lion
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I love denton

undone wave
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why don't you get a job?

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lipsmack

gilded blade
cedar lion
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Denton

solar obsidian
fading shuttle
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what

solar obsidian
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you know

surreal smelt
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Usually I just enslave non-humans and hunt skeletons for sport in the name of glorious Okran and His blessed Phoenix.

solar obsidian
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at the end

solar coral
undone wave
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lipsmack
what a shame

solar obsidian
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you the man 🤝

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George is cooking

solar coral
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skeletons > greenlanders all day long

surreal smelt
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You can have non human colonists, but there's always the chance that they'll be captured and taken to rebirth, but as long as you have the prayer book use a human to talk to them, and know how to talk to them you should be fine. Unless it's an inquisitor, then you are screwed. As for the Holy Flame, you only need 1 for each person and to be honest you don't need to worry unless you have prayer day or you are confronted by a patrol in Bast or the Skimlands.

solar coral
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like srsly i got raided 0 times in fog lands while i got raided like twice every day in holy nation

swift scarab
solar coral
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if you're going to say "what about the fogmen" i respond : what about them? free money delivered to my doorstep

swift scarab
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Taxes and the mild threat of slavery is preferable to religion

solar coral
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clearly ashlands better TROLLED

swift scarab
# solar coral slavery

You say slavery, I say free daycare and skill leveling camp with no threat of starving

solar coral
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since they cant be shackled they dont get counted as sold and thus you can sell them again

swift scarab
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I sell random bandits that attack me while mining copper outside Heft into slavery

solar coral
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also if you want skill leveling

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the fog islands also peaks

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like 900 fogmen ripe for beating you or getting beaten

swift scarab
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My current game plan is getting strong enough to fight the skin stealers to the SE

solar coral
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heyyyy the skin bandits are an oppressed minority

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i will NOT take ANY skeleton diss (unless its about the thralls in venge)

swift scarab
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And now they’re getting suppressed into the dirt

solar coral
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their machines are based

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they can turn you into a god (provided you have the necessary items)

swift scarab
solar coral
swift scarab
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That would imply leaving the UC, which I don’t intend to do for a while

solar coral
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it has a thieve's guild so

swift scarab
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Eh

solar coral
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thats all i need

surreal smelt
swift scarab
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Either way I’m comfortable where I’m at, mining copper for days then selling 90+ of it in bulk

solar coral
swift scarab
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Can’t remember is current times the second or third empire

solar coral
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second was cat-lon

swift scarab
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Ah

solar coral
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actuall yeah

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say, what happened to the 2nd empire?

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(cat-lon enslaved and killed most of humanity)

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and iirc it was because of the holy empire

surreal smelt
swift scarab
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Hehe giant dead skeleton

solar coral
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but no bring a skeleton to stobe and tell me they're all bad...

surreal smelt
solar coral
swift scarab
solar coral
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the empires are eras not like

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actual empires

solar coral
swift scarab
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I watched an hour long lore dump the other day out of boredom

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Speaking of boredom

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@narrow lotus Give bird pics

surreal smelt
swift scarab
surreal smelt
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Or maybe Chitrin was the deified name for Stobe, with him ascending to godhood after his sacrifice

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But either way, skeletons deserve to be hunted and executed

swift scarab
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But borg limbs

solar coral
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who was reborn into okran

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so basically chitrin/okran is racist stobe

solar coral
swift scarab
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The borg behind the slaughter

solar coral
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clearly george doesnt know about armor master...

surreal smelt
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Remember that every single skeleton played a personal role in creating almost everything wrong with kenshi.

solar coral
surreal smelt
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I know about the Armor King, but that doesn't make him innocent

solar coral
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and they were too stubborn to not be racist

surreal smelt
solar coral
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quite literally

swift scarab
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My characters in my current playthrough aren’t racist, the worst facet about them is that if you’re deemed profitable enough they’ll absolutely bring you to a UC city to get you enslaved for money

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Capitalism at its finest

solar coral
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the humans wanted to kill the only thing that was completely loyal to them

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also

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i thought you liked stobe

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stobe was the only un-loyal doomsday weapon and he saved humanity

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after they made all of his kind drink the red koolaid

surreal smelt
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They were doomsday weapons, while they were loyal they were a potential threat to the continuation of the first empire, a threat that wasn't needed

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The only mistake was not killing of the skeletons as well

solar coral
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remember that killing them caused the fall of the first empire

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it was humans who caused the fall

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and humans who caused the second fall

surreal smelt
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Skeletons caused the fall

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Cat-lon caused the second fall

solar coral
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skeletons formed both the first, second, and (technically) third empire

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FOR

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humans

solar coral
ruby minnow
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man we were scammed in drg

solar coral
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it was the rebellion from the okranites

ruby minnow
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we were trying to escape right the ramp was on the air we and we couldn't get on it

solar coral
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cat-lon going mad happened after/during the fall

solar coral
swift scarab
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Or engi platforms

surreal smelt
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The okranites didn't cause the fall, they certainly led to instability from their exodus, but their escape from Cat-lons empire was placed before or during the fall. While Cat-lons authoritarian rule was led to the empire crumbling and his own supporters abandoning him.

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There was a reason he had to thrall his legion, it was to prevent more mass desertions and rebellions, and even then it wasn't enough

solar coral
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btw cat-lon thralled everyone because he was crazy and thought everyone was betraying him

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not because they were

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in fact, he went mad because the okranites were destroying the empire he built for them

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it is heavily implied that the betrayals from inside that caused the second fall was for the holy empire

ruby minnow
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but i still died

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because there was also an opressor there

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but the mission was completed anyway

swift scarab
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Sounds like a personal problem and not a game issue

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As long as a single person escapes it counts as a win

surreal smelt
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His own skeletons abandoned him, just like tinfist. Even the Enforcers who were made to serve him abandoned him to do their own thing. And the Okranites were only a part of the greater splintering of his empire, just like the people who formed the united cities.

solar coral
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it is literally written in the game's character creation window that the skeletons dont like humans that much cuz they fuckin destroyed empires due to racism

solar coral
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because it was when cat-lon did his whole child prison thing

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which was after the fall

heavy peak
solar coral
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regardless of the morality which is very obviously stated in the game's lore, cat-lon alone would wipe out the entire holy nation without the player's intervention

narrow lotus
swift scarab
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Real

narrow lotus