#🎪bruh-fart
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am i retarded to think that yodeling is american thing instead of german thing
Gar nicht kuhl 
Lies
you should be keeping your mouth/shut
Pronomen
B)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kRnU2XJJ8Zc
this is what comes to mind when i hear you
meine mama hat mir einfach erlaubt das ich cola trinken darf
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stop calling the Ktulhu
k, when
Now

gonna post tiddies in brainfart
You can say gay but you can't say gypsies, 1984
falco is gonna speak french now
Real
yippeeee
Time to test
Gypsies
But have you heard about
Gay gypsies
Je m'appelle Giuseppe
YOU LIED
YOU CAN'T SAY IT AS IN IT'S A BAD WORD 
is this a certified @erryone moment
pretty sure it's not Giuseppe anymore
YIPPEEEEEEE
ADD IT TO THE LIST OF BANNED WORDS OR IMMA KEEP SAYIN IT THEN
@еверионе
lmao my voice went so high my mic didn't record the first part
FITE ME
It's Tommaso now, because I'm Tom Cruise
C'est vraiment un nom de merde je suis désolé que tu aies à porter un tel fardeau
yes
The agent from the matrix if he wanted to be the joker
Yes it's a big problem
pretty sure it's not that either 
German's can't yodel... maybe the bavarians but it's more south of that
ff7 now
My father
eik tu nahuj
Why final fantasy 7
Because I have to play it
because the motherfucker needs to finish it

Brainfart ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos
Sie werden nun Eingedeutscht
Why tf did you ban that one person and then all immediately start saying the same slur over and over again 
in it
Post
Möge es für dich viele Verluste und wenige Frauen geben
the gypsy bad word guy?
Yes
er mag eh keine frauen 
he wasnt banned for the gypsy thing
Beruht auf gegenseitigkeit
10 is where it's at for me
wtf it's literally Madirex
To citate FF10 IMPOSSIBIBIBLE
Dann werde ich mich an ihrer Stelle opfern
What for then?
jedem das seine
me, myself and i
Du bist ja so gütig, wenn wir dich nicht hätten
idk, i assume spicy memes here. i didnt see them
Share it with the public
I need to make more memes
10,16,12,FF7 Remake,8
@weary kindle we need you
Share with the class
Gib deine Leber auf
But is that you in both pic? Or just the second one?

Meine Leber is eh im Eimer
SELL YOUR LIVER
die will keiner mehr kaufen
both, I've posted the full version of the first pic here before
I hated 9
Tf you mean in the bucket
Impossible, I wasn't there
Therefore it's 
my liver is broken
Iedy did it
Ofc you picked that one
very gay
Brainfart list of legal slurs when

I think the whole chart I posted is legal no ?
We need @weary kindle ENLIST NOW
I've almost never posted photos of myself here
found you
@weary kindle your time has come
even Josta can't save us
i say your the one with the purple hair
I sort of look like this
@grizzled meadow knows how i look like
@grizzled meadow face reveal when

just speak dutch
Possibly never 
Sounds like normal german to me lmao
Far top left guy with the orange on his shirt
Totally false
I literally posted a gif before with the same pic
totally true, you just forgor
Because it fucking is i cant speak shitty dialects
I am tired
What about you do a face reveal and i do my full legal home address reveal
Or thigh reveal
I can't just forgor your face
you did :'(
Send it again
had your chance
finish ff7 and i might
wie son behinderter bayer lmao
A real Josta original
@weary kindle
Ja was denn
is doch so 
I'll only do it if Falco reveals his face
Wtf
isso ich hasse bayern
"let's get on it"
05:50am
alright fellow kartoffelsalad eaters and other brainfart mutants, it's nap time for me
maybe i should sleep
gn
gn 
gn
gute nacht
SALAT JUNGE SALAT HEIßT DAS
bonne nuit
Bis morgen
Nachti
schlimm die franzosen
es is nicht mal 10
Good night
night
the fuck you do for work?
Wie ein guter Deutscher nich harzen
Sanierungstechniker
uff jagut dann verständlich
Wait you mean that time with Bruno?
ich muss erst um 7 aufstehen und um 8 auf arbeit sein
@grizzled meadow HELP THE GERMANS ARE INVADING US
Wir trinken morgens ne Stunde auf kosten der Kunden Kaffee 
selbstständiger unternehmer?
so muss das
Angestellter
had your chance smh
So it was that time 
HAD YOUR CHANCE
GODDAMN IT
get fucked falco 
Da schwonz is on fäuer
you are russian, you know what to do
sacrifice yourself to blow up a tank

oh man i member posting this on a german meme site like 3 years ago
good meme
die deutschen sind weg uuund es ist ruhiger
the germans are never gone
we are lurking and waiting for our time to strike
its 10pm
bitte
Leck mir die Eier wie wärs damit

Ich leide unter Akkuter Hoden Trockenheit, du musst sie mir anfeuchten sonst sterbe ich
und deine Bratwurst auch?
lmao it fits so well
I tried 
Na endlich einer der Mitdenkt
what is happening
Etwas klein, aber was kann man tun
ah
don't lump me in with the germans
Kollege das ist ne Kiefersperre damit ranke ich dir den Kiefer aus

was ist lost
hey that was when i hadnt played 5 hours
it's cope since he played over the refund period
i didnt buy it dumbass
oh
game got cracked
Dann komm her, i dare you, könnte Spaß machen
well lead with that 
I'd buy it
I love it
hab noch was im Ofen, so muss dann auch tschüssikovski
do you also pirate gay sex?
its on chinese spyware store
Last game I bought full price was Factorio, best purchase to date
guten appetit "person die nicht namentlich genannt wird" alt
"Der dessen Name nicht genannt werden Darf"
i see two sides coeexisting
5 euro or below
I still have a minecraft key I bought for 8$ 
brainfart and the german chat
shhh
i just dont acknowledge the germans, they dont acknowledge me, and we continue doing our things
Educate me, isn't German strict about which words get capitalized and which don't?
am i racist for killing black fish in death stranding?
Yes...
But fuck that
normaly yeah, but i type so much english that i don't give a fuck anymore

GUYS
FUCAVSBRUH
type properly
French is even worse
Furniture has genders
boy
german has gendered furniture
why should i write gramatically correct german if there is only one person in here who actually speaks german
Joever
represent
where your national pride
Dieser Kanal ist eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland
we are not allowed to have that anymore

in bulgarian if somethings name ends in a or ya, we refer to it with female pronouns
Alexa
eat my dic
Its not like I'd know lmao
eat my dicka
Finnish 
i dont understand languages that dont have gendered words
we just use they
basically
Der, die, das, wieso weshalb warum? Wer nicht fragt bleibt dumm
cringe
how long until gendered words get ruled as non pc 
like our they can refer to a single person or the entire country
What does pc mean in this context
I am the stupid
i remember the meme with german mcdonolds and there was said "wir suchen dich" and i cant find that meme
politically correct
Oh
bring bitte keine erinnerungen zurück
we dont even have words for son or daughter its just offspring
😭
Interest has now been lost
zu spät
im racist because i killed black fish in death stranding 😭
@fallow trellis are u american?
fick dich
Us queers aren't all that PC lmao
We call ourselves the funny F word all the time
no
nah im asian
Real men strive to become PC Principal
Das wäre Homosexuell, ich nehme nicht teil an Homosexuellen Aktivitäten
😭 dont ban me
schau dir an, wie du die substantive großschreibst
tryhard
Getting upset over "gendered words" is performatice liberal shit and is done in ignorance of real systemic issues
YEEAH!! F*ck yeah, bro!! PC, bro-...!
Season 19, Episode 1 "Stunning and Brave"
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I already got the suspicion that many of the easily offended folks tend to use queer identity as a way to create artificial outrage, as in being offended for someone else's sake 
Machstes nicht ist falsch, machstes ist auch wieder falsch
Fraun wa
None of the queens I know are made out of glass in that context 
Where would we be without our allies
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT, RESPECT ME BY CALLING ME WITH THE CORRECT PRONOUN!!! BEING MISLABELED IS THE BIGGEST OFFENSE ANYONE CAN COMMIT!!!

It happens to me everyday its not that big of a deal
suddenly i remember those queers who volunteered to the war
Its not 2016 get better jokes
funny af (and a bit sad)
oi voltaire, aren't you french?
no
Real
hm
im actually asian
who's the other frenchy in here then
pigs in france sayin ouink ouink
its 3am here
your french????
@grizzled meadow
The most annoying part about being non-binary is dealing with these jokes, actually
fuck no
cat baguette
oh thank god
just dont be a binary then. be a ternary or smth
thought we were friends
Tertiary gender
worse than the maja alt incident
😭
I'm secondary most of the time 
i feel that bro
My gender is gonna be 6.3 kg of Plutonium-239 between two half spheres of beryllium here in a second
Don’t be binary, be bipolar
junge ich weiß immernoch nicht wo du überhaupt herkommst was biste jetzt Sumpf Deutscher oder grieche

why stop at 2? be tripolar
Keiner von denen :)
still mad about HEAT's ending
I got lost in translation and became bisexual instead, so it could’ve been worse

is cat dog a cog or dat or dot or cag
ach komm schon hau raus, spann mich nicht auf die Folter
Bisexual homies
meine nationalität ist falco
Italiener????
oversized cock disorder?
fuck no

Spanier?
fuck no
cock
you can go over all the european countries
The lads
Ok jetzt bin ich mit meinem Spanisch echt am ende
↙️ the french spy
sag es doch einfach
Sure why not
Real
black out every time you see an anime drawing online
hahaha
I am now in a coma

⬆️ tf he said
your gift
I will intrusive thought you
ew butt
Mods
no butts

No butts about it
It is
@uncut obsidian
@somber warren my identity should be in the brainfart lore btw
anyway this is what i was planning to send the german tomorrow but im too tired to wait
do i really have to look that up
can't you just tell me
I'm killing you
i removed the "full of cum" text because i believe it ruins the joke
I mean it fits the original joke
what
explain yourself
damn i wish i had that
i don't get it
this is a 18+ channel 

fine
here
delete it 
its just booty, we have had ricardo dance here
oh wtf
I am in your walls and I’m chewing my way out (unsuccessfully)
Power move
bruh
had to ruin the joke by leaving the explanation there, sauceless mf
i just don't thinksex with animals is funny

cmon fix it already
7 edits
fair
sumpf
im in his head, hes tilted
ayyyy i appreciate you
Real
but isn't that a good thing?
fate worse than death
Exactly
honestly surprised I got this far 
just like ted said, send them to the casino
fate worse than death
At least the casino is vaguely entertaining
War thunder channel is nothing but pain
xela rigging the game everytime
The house always wins
its exactly like warthunder, instead of gambling with your enjoyment you gamble with your money
just the fact that me playing that game with a new account, dead set in not spending another cent on it just to almost crack during the recent battlepass is a testament to how addictive this garbage is
Anywho back to kenshi, gotta beat up more starving bandits and introduce them to the wonders of slavery
send pic of fav char
thats your own personal mental problem
God bless the United Cities
you are the type to get addicted to being beaten with a stick if you ocassionally get a snickers
Outdated, but here’s Chongus
I’ll get a new picture of his new drip
Maybe I should bring up WT during my next psycheval, might get gov bucks 
9 toughness
brother is in for a world of pain still
soon you might start paying for rust skins or whatever llama wastes his money on
That’s the stats for Hobbs, not Chongus
This one has his stats

Where's beep?
Chongus ain’t here to play, he’s here to win
working the fields most likely 
cock > dick
Haven’t found him yet
make him work the hash fields
I got Hobbs early, been training him to be a ninja
lmao no
Hash is illegal in the UC

that just means the market is not yet saturated
Would you rather have to deal with religion and prayers every single Sunday, and if you miss it or don’t have your Bible the locals will never rest until you’re dead
Or
3k cats in taxes and nothing else
send in the all female death squad to take care of high phoenix
rain rains
get strong enough and take over the swamp, the blood spiders dont respawn
so if you clear them you are good
Their melee range though

Master the crabs.
thats why i said get strong and then take over
once you deal with them the swamp is ez
they dont respawn
what's best farm area btw?
does swamp have the most fertile land?
I found it hard to get copper there last I rember
not the most fertile but fairly fertile i think
it gets funnier with every time
I think the holy nations area has a few good spots for farming
But obviously that entails dealing with the holy nation
Need to stop playing Recettear and start playing kenshi agin
Recettear song that plays before opening your shop.
Learn more about the game at: http://www.carpefulgur.com/recettear/

recettear my beloved
An old, little Kenshi meme I made a while back on Reddit, and wanted to post it here too :v
Hope you enjoy!
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#kenshi
song: 197mph
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#kenshi #meme #m3098
Average skeleton playthrough
when it's time to pay debts but the healing ring gamble didn't play out as expected

fool
just a few
never gamble on single items

been playing Kenshi recently, anyone into Fallout should really give it a try
song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgmMJGEhwxw&ab_channel=líue-Topic
God I love the song in this one
the risk was calculated, but damn, am I bad at math
London starter pack
Shake that fish
shake that fish

you can tune a piano but you cant-
piano a tuna
🪳
My grandmother has it
oh
cuet
I still wanna know what song this is
its called :toon too too toonts, too toorootons
Real
type?
false
Why do you always show up at the least convenient of times
what's the question?
She has type 2 afaik
who out here has diabetes?
2

catburher

I fail to see the humor but alright
you are a mildly stupid
The fact you misspelled that speaks volumes
the fact the joke flew over your head
yeah, I'm tired
2
Picks fairly serious topic out of the blue
Expects me to get the joke
Idk man I just wanna drink tea in peace
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you'd think he'd get diabetes from chugging 3 cans of monster every day
I found the song
I knew it was either bass hunter or GiGI
Nop
not yet
well... kinda. but that would mean he's getting so fat his insulin wouldnt reach the bloodvessels anymore... which is type 2
never say never, it can still happen
Nope
then you good, at least for one of a million ways to die
My grandmothers had diabetes for so long she’s lost parts of her toes and had to get a kidney transplant
Having progressively worse memory loss and not wanting to eat half the time doesn’t help

I did plasma donations for a while to help pay for stuff until that started ruining my health
Do cum donations
Don’t have a bank for that nearby
Your knowledge is directly parallel to your cash in your wallet
3 leva 
I’m just glad I’m taller then most of my family
Translate into USD
No
1.72 dollar

Real
Real
I think I have $25 in my wallet
Bruh its 29 degrees outside
And about $100 on my card
im rich
at 12:10 at night

Was 29
412 american dollars in my account
nah, completely normal
Rookie numbers
(It is not)
(it is not)
37 is fun
the fuck you weak bitches on about

I love the summer guys 
homosexual
ice water is godly cmon
@pastel quartz 🤝
Love bro
doing my hot boy shit
i don’t like summer particularly but im the least depressed ive probably been for years so woop whoop. I’ll throw back a few drinks for ya bday dog
26?
I need more copper to sell to the slave traders
Nah I’m not stealing things yet
Inb4 this is the post that gets me b&
I have Hobbs training for that
cheers fam
Yo same I got one of those
I’ll see if Shazam can get it
hello
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thx
Confirmed Josta in brainfart
He reacted
Real
Got his ass
Same difference
I don't
Have you watched sseths video on it
I think I did, yes
If the steam sale is still going it’s pretty cheap
get it for free
Otherwise I’d get it for cheaper off a key store like I did
imagine buying on G2A
2023
there are better resellers than g2a
And don't buy me anything in any case because I know it will happen
https://www.allkeyshop.com/blog/ use this
AlexTheNotDegenerate
Cheapest one with 5 star review
There was one cheaper, but it only had 3 stars
I just use g2a because they’re the website I found first and they’ve been reliable so far
wouldnt know, ive used hrk, cdkeys.com and some others mostly since they usually had the cheapest
Fair
my favourite sites are the ones that allow you to avoid vat
Elaborate
some sites ask you where you are located, without using your ip to track your location
Oh, that
so you just say you are from somewhere where online transactions dont have vat and ez
just make sure the tax man doesnt hear
Irs would like to know your location
im euro, let the eu tax agency meet me
falco I finally zipped the TES6 mod for morrowind
do u still want it
shit someone killed the wither

his honest to god name is rapist88
i want to poo
never spoke a word
damn, oct 1
mhm also why no one ever noticed
i guess its when drewski dropped the gamma vid
around that time ya
idk, i was looking for another dude named rappi, but he poped out 
unlucky for him 
marked one what the hell
gn 

yo its cleveland brown
its Grok
Jc denton be like
my vision is augmented
I love denton
Denton
@fading shuttle , please, that meme with the phone buy not colored cartoon
what
you know
this?
Usually I just enslave non-humans and hunt skeletons for sport in the name of glorious Okran and His blessed Phoenix.
dirty bigot, your okran compares none to cat-lon, tin fist, or the mighty stobe
lipsmack
what a shame
shouldve specified denton was in
skeletons > greenlanders all day long
You can have non human colonists, but there's always the chance that they'll be captured and taken to rebirth, but as long as you have the prayer book use a human to talk to them, and know how to talk to them you should be fine. Unless it's an inquisitor, then you are screwed. As for the Holy Flame, you only need 1 for each person and to be honest you don't need to worry unless you have prayer day or you are confronted by a patrol in Bast or the Skimlands.
fog lands are (ironically) much safer than okran
like srsly i got raided 0 times in fog lands while i got raided like twice every day in holy nation
Personally I didn’t wanna deal with the holy nations bullshit anyways so I live in UC territory now
if you're going to say "what about the fogmen" i respond : what about them? free money delivered to my doorstep
slavery
clearly ashlands better 
You say slavery, I say free daycare and skill leveling camp with no threat of starving
you can get infinite money by selling dogs as slaves
since they cant be shackled they dont get counted as sold and thus you can sell them again
I sell random bandits that attack me while mining copper outside Heft into slavery
also if you want skill leveling
the fog islands also peaks
like 900 fogmen ripe for beating you or getting beaten
My current game plan is getting strong enough to fight the skin stealers to the SE
heyyyy the skin bandits are an oppressed minority
i will NOT take ANY skeleton diss (unless its about the thralls in venge)
nope
their machines are based
they can turn you into a god (provided you have the necessary items)
Other skeletons are cool, I just want that sweet bounty from the skin bandits
fogmen have better bounties
That would imply leaving the UC, which I don’t intend to do for a while
technically mongrel is kinda ish related to UC a bit
it has a thieve's guild so
Eh
thats all i need
Skeletons are a blight upon the world, but there is justice knowing that there is a finite number of them and one day the last abomination will fall.
Either way I’m comfortable where I’m at, mining copper for days then selling 90+ of it in bulk
say, what happened to the 1st empire?
Can’t remember is current times the second or third empire
third
second was cat-lon
Ah
actuall yeah
say, what happened to the 2nd empire?
(cat-lon enslaved and killed most of humanity)
and iirc it was because of the holy empire
It fell, but humanity survived thanks to Stobe who was unique for being the only skeleton to ever do something good
Hehe giant dead skeleton
OMG BREAKING RP THE HOLY NATION HATES STOBE
but no bring a skeleton to stobe and tell me they're all bad...
Technically 3rd Empire if you consider the UC as a successor to the 2nd.
not technically, it is the third empire
The holy nation originally praised stobe for his sacrifice but they slowly forgot and grew to hate him along with all other skeletons due to their preaching practices
everyone loved stobe, then only the holy nation hated stobe so cat-lon beat their ass,
I watched an hour long lore dump the other day out of boredom
Speaking of boredom
@narrow lotus Give bird pics

Okran was originally Chitrin, which I think was also originally Stobe. Or Stobe was like a prophet of Chitrin, I get that mixed up.
I don’t remember that far back, I mostly focused on the lore closer to present day
Or maybe Chitrin was the deified name for Stobe, with him ascending to godhood after his sacrifice
But either way, skeletons deserve to be hunted and executed
chitrin is a human twisted version of stobe
who was reborn into okran
so basically chitrin/okran is racist stobe
good luck buckaroonie, you know that 'im not the monster'
clearly george doesnt know about armor master...
Remember that every single skeleton played a personal role in creating almost everything wrong with kenshi.
literally the skeletons only attacked because humans were being racist lol
I know about the Armor King, but that doesn't make him innocent
and they were too stubborn to not be racist
For eliminating doomsday weapons
they didnt eliminate shit, the doomsday weapons committed suicide for the humans, they had undying loyalty
quite literally
My characters in my current playthrough aren’t racist, the worst facet about them is that if you’re deemed profitable enough they’ll absolutely bring you to a UC city to get you enslaved for money
Capitalism at its finest
the humans wanted to kill the only thing that was completely loyal to them
also
i thought you liked stobe
stobe was the only un-loyal doomsday weapon and he saved humanity
after they made all of his kind drink the red koolaid
They were doomsday weapons, while they were loyal they were a potential threat to the continuation of the first empire, a threat that wasn't needed
The only mistake was not killing of the skeletons as well
more damage was done by killing the doomsday weapons than not
remember that killing them caused the fall of the first empire
it was humans who caused the fall
and humans who caused the second fall
skeletons formed both the first, second, and (technically) third empire
FOR
humans
he like actually didnt
man we were scammed in drg
it was the rebellion from the okranites
we were trying to escape right the ramp was on the air we and we couldn't get on it
cat-lon going mad happened after/during the fall
(which i remind you was because they were racist)
Mfs when no gunner zipline

Or engi platforms
The okranites didn't cause the fall, they certainly led to instability from their exodus, but their escape from Cat-lons empire was placed before or during the fall. While Cat-lons authoritarian rule was led to the empire crumbling and his own supporters abandoning him.
There was a reason he had to thrall his legion, it was to prevent more mass desertions and rebellions, and even then it wasn't enough
they didnt have an exodus they started killing all the skeletons who were protecting them and built the second empire FOR them lol.
btw cat-lon thralled everyone because he was crazy and thought everyone was betraying him
not because they were
in fact, he went mad because the okranites were destroying the empire he built for them
it is heavily implied that the betrayals from inside that caused the second fall was for the holy empire
nah my friend was gunner
but i still died
because there was also an opressor there
but the mission was completed anyway
Sounds like a personal problem and not a game issue
As long as a single person escapes it counts as a win
His own skeletons abandoned him, just like tinfist. Even the Enforcers who were made to serve him abandoned him to do their own thing. And the Okranites were only a part of the greater splintering of his empire, just like the people who formed the united cities.
it is literally written in the game's character creation window that the skeletons dont like humans that much cuz they fuckin destroyed empires due to racism
his own skeletons abandoned him when he went mad which was after the fall
because it was when cat-lon did his whole child prison thing
which was after the fall
regardless of the morality which is very obviously stated in the game's lore, cat-lon alone would wipe out the entire holy nation without the player's intervention
2 sec
Real




