#🎪bruh-fart
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you post vile shit occasionally and no one wants to see that

its a miracle the mod hasnt banned you yet
Kenshi update : I killed the fogmen
they fell down, all of them
I made them fall down,
they screamed and writhed
crawled on the ground
but I made them fall down
meow :3
are we not going to question guy with goku's hair
https://youtu.be/EmmAKZzsIK4
Kolerder helping noobies
sike!!!!!
songs 1: his theme - Undertale
song 2: doomsday zone - sonic
im going to kill somebody
accidently pressed f5 in zomboid as i was
burning corpses
bye bye 2 week long character!!
- all skills learned!!
what does f5 do
it speeds up time
i got used to gamma so i press f5 every few minutes
so as soon as i lit the fire on instinct i pressed f5 and it fast forwarded to my death
it even happens from time to time in CS and tarkov
my base was spared tho
cause i went a few blocks away to do it
Hi 🍋 Hi llama
It has gotten muted before tho, just a matter of time
Hi Voltaire Hi Giant Alex prick’a
that ass is holy
ALO CATBOY ❤️
Hi Ivan
The sacrifice of a child
hi
Hi maja
only 29,43 zloty, that's cheap.
Hi madi Hi plebeianjay
Useless cat
hi, eatin cereal 
Hi Delight

me fr
Hi Usagi
p!cat // hello 

Hello boy
look at this polite pussy
polussy
what
@grizzled meadow
The Base's own personal blood sucker
Fuck man
Was playign project zomboid again today
Sad asf that my character died only causs i had level 4 metal working skills
Zomboid moment
Which fast forwards the game
So i insta died + losf all my shjt
Which would be replacable except for i had a fuck ton of gas on me
L
Looks like its time to go back to gamma
So on insticnt i press it and my charcater dies
no way out of it now
Poor dude survived 2 weeks
Thousands of zeds killed
Just finished a massive raid on the army surplus store
And now im sad asf
Now do 28 days later challenge
28 days later setting with mod that lets zombies jump through windows
Same
Fly there
Be dumbass
Get out
Flooded by horde
I have to know find a way back to my helo
Whatever you do, never install the "don't feed the zombies" mod
they just never end
What does it do
Kill zombie, zombies smell it, zombies come to eat it
Basically me and my friends had a never ending horde
Rick Grimes moment
Next challenge should be rick grimes larp
So original
I have britas armor n stuff in
||tbh when carl died, i cried||
Is it ever possible to get back into TWD?

Only ever ended it on glen dead
||Bro's msgs to everyone choked me up fr||
I will never watch walking dead
lmao fr
I like the idea
But like
Ive seen clips and it seems like they grow more retarded
||to watch the negan ark yeah, everything else is kinda trash||
How do i do spolier
1-8 are the golden seasons
you mark it and click the little eye symbol
I dont remember what yaer it was, but I was planning on watching the walking dead but a TWD trailer I watched look like a shitty highschool drama show that I thought I'd just be wasting time getting into it. Do you know it I forgot what it was called
so basically everytime the gang acts dumb and gets themselves into a dumb spot
Theories are " well duhh guns are making them more deaf " the issue with that is that grimes was a deputy and would know that also common sense
yeah thats one of the stupid spin off shows
got nothing do to with the OG TWD
oh shit
thats good to know
Always thought it was some shitty season you NEEDED to watch
FTWD should kill itself fr
Its just dumb to me that a sheriff's deputy wouldnt fucking know guns cause hearing damage
That is so so so so retarded
Only zombie media that ever made any sense to me was the World War Z book
wasn't even FTWD, was twd world beyond (very ass and cringe)
never seen world beyond
and dont want to
FTWD compared to World Beyond is actually good
ALSO
your not missing anything
i watched the first 2 episodes and it was cringe af
when all of Dead city's episodes come out (And season 2) you bet your ass im gonna buy a subscription for Stan to watch it all
Man rhe thing with zombie movies
99% od the time the military being overrun is retarded
Anything with Negan in it i must watch
More Mgs meme 
Literally like: oh the adults told us walkers are dangerous but i don't belive them bc i am an edgy teen
get bit
Has anyone read WWZ
It’s pretty good unlike the movie
same
Ill check it out then
M2HB .50 caliber machine gun's honest reaction:
I understand PZ because its airborne
in TWD a few .50 cals would do WORK
FTWD logic be like: Ah yes a chainlink fence and a single browning will hold off the Walkers for sure

- early lore says that the infected in project zomboid started because some people got infected without knowing through airborn transmission
28 days later is also a fun zombie flick
And that by dying through regular means will cause themm to reanimate
true
Baller sound track
also
same in TWD lore, everyone is infected
Iconic to this day
he really does

i stopped watching around the end of season 10
thats so OPCesk
now im rewatching
negan is the only reason why i still watch it
up to season 10 again lmfao
Man people dont give brownings enough credit
gonna watch that
Negan best character fr
then wait for all the spin offs to come out (season 2 of dead city, the daryl one and rick n michonne)
then binge watch all of em
Chad makes best gun design ever
U.S still using it to this day
against 5k zombies and only a weak ass chainlink fence to hold them off?
and never touch FTWD or world beyond, bc fuck em 
wait dead city? whats that
Pull the pins on a grenade jump into a crowd or something
lmao
actually teaming up lmfao

bc ppl watch the show for negan
I think the issue with walking dead is
Negan OG jacket again when??
why is there so fucking many spin offs
ok what the fuck
Survives zombies
TWD The Red Machete
lmao based
THE FUCK IS RED MACHETE??
the best scence
just a story on the fucking machete?
||where rick murcs the canibals with his red machete in season 5||
yes but why is it listed on the fucking spin off page lmfao
murder
||Do you remember what i told you?
Pulls out machete and proceeds to slaughter them in a church||
slang term
si
but
me no follow senior'
what do you mean
why is that ONE SCENE
on the spinoff page
what mean
#celebrityinterviews #entertainmentnews #upcomingmovies #talkshow #tvshow
See how the "Red Machete" Rick uses to Kill Gareth ends up in his possession. And the introduction of Joe The Marauder.
Dead Talk Live - Entertainment TV Talk Show Featuring Celebrity Guest Interviews. Streams Live Simultaneously to 8 Different Social Media Platforms Wi...
seems to be one of these "webisodes thingys"
TWD writers running out of content fr

honestly
give us like
more negan in the early days episodes
ik there's like one episode of them showing him before and in the early days
but give me MORE
yeah there is
maybe in the maggie and negan spinn off
she left for... reasons
no one knows

meh still waiting for next half of season 12 or 11 can't even member rn
wow thanks for spoiling 
thought she will die 2 seasons after they meet
i killed her
wait what fucking season are you on
idk 4 i think
what the fuck is a mango
they met in season 2, so she should be dead rn by your thinking 
fruit
yeah a couple episodes in the season
there is no way shes still living till 9 or whatever
well as you already know, she doesn't die
11
i think its all done now tho?
kinda sorta
damn im retarded
@somber warren ||imagine if Maggie died and Negan would have to look after Herschel
(I think thats how you spell the kids name)||
||i mean, hershal was about to murc negan bc he found out he killed his dad||
||but didn't do it bc that would make him muh as bad as negan ||

||Muh killing is wrong, stfu pussy||
this is chat looks like your average document of cia crimes
T- DOg
got eaten
nah, not enough black ink. the entire document should have like 2 visible words and the rest is completely redacted
aron is kinda based
He's very underrated imo
at first i was like: oh great another char that is gay just bc of woke hollywood
but he is actually based af
him being gay literally never comes up anymore
exactly
my first thoughts for him too
then after like 3 seasons
i realised he's just based 
i mean he was kinda a little bitch at the start

but rick and daryl turned him based


also
EUGENE
he's kinda based now too
or, atleast he was when i stopped watching
but im guessing he just got more based in season 11
oh and another thing about T-dog@somber warren
||When bro got bit, his first thoughts were to help Carol get to safety, based as fuck||
just gotta.
ye
Real
||Fucking gigachad, he knew he was about to die so he sacrificed himself so carol could escape||

also carol is based af too
i love her transformation from loving mother to cold blooded killer
her raid on the Sanctuary
straight up sniping these fools
commiting acts of terrorism
based carol
also her beetroot cookies are actually good af
i made them once
TRUEE
or that time carl shot a surrendering dude
his first kill
and already a warcrime

they grow up so fast
eyo wtf
huh
was it max bundle of sticks that got deleted
no i can't even describe it
be abstract
a woman that has tattoes all over her body saying things like "block cock only" obviously meaning "black cock only" but its not and she has a block fetish and steve from minecraft is her bf and oh my god i feel so sick
i hate humanity
i can make you hate it slightly more
cmon, its gonna be fun
ok then, tomorrow
NO
tomorrow it is
Y'all okay?
hang on im cleaning up the image to make sure its ready for tomorrow
oh yeah that 
imagine has been cleaned up, see you tomorrow
i will literally block you
ngl i can't wait to see it
got nothing to do with that and you know it
you dont even know what im gonna post
all of the stuff you post is horrible
I thinks it’s day 2 of being exiled to this chat
incomprehensible
oi, empress released dead island 2
you could start writing your diary about this place
Excuse me what?
"day 127: the degeneracy has fully corrupted this place"
well I’m trying to
its been out for an entire day at this point
well in that case I will not download it
I refuse after her bullshit and 85 days of waiting for someone cracking this game if she did it like 1 - 2 weeks after the r4 remake crack then I would be fine but no she didn’t
so ya
ok then, dont play dead island 2, i dont think she cares
always has been
I’m not going to play her version I’ll just wait until fitgirl realeses her repack of the game
fitgirl doesnt repack empress cracks dumbass
yes that’s what I am talking about
ok, why did you chimp out so hard 2 days ago if you already decided that you dont care about the game
I care about the game but I don’t want it from empress
then buy it
85 bucks that’s way to much
beggar trying to be a chooser out here, smh
fr
Idc what you think of me
your loss lmfao
ill play the game just so i can tell you that its shit

I wouldn’t care
And if you need to know I know I’m just one guy so it wouldn’t matter that much so can you stop making jokes at me at this point
same
really well I have only heard about the war hammer games but I have never played it
I’m more of a fallout guy
a shame she didnt drop a hint
Who?
the schizo
we arent even talking about you anymore
thank you

tbh someone that calls themselves "empress" is 200% a dude
i was talking about how empress didnt drop a hint to the next game
yea empess is likely a dude
oh definitely
hmm sounds true
some fat fuck in his basement but he cracks games so its chill
yep
but the tantrums seem very feminine
Hmm maybe she is the third gender mixing the annoyance of the female and the looks of the male
it could be a fat bitch too, some variation of fat either way
nah its a dude
I think I can see what she really is but then I would be banned so I’m going to say what she really is without any bannable words
i posted a meme
semi funny
No no no it’s more like shit mode
me when laxatives
i don't watch porn
x doubt
empress is a psy op
nah she is a greedy prick
I would say none because both genders hates her
honestly her type of schizophrenia outbursts are very feminine
I think we will all be banned because of this conversation
mf that doesn't make any sense at all
nah
She's somehow phobic to everything, ist to everything. Posts custom music playlists and goes on inane rants. She even started a cult where you pay hundred to join
Then you got to have our backs then alright
yep thats a dude
Average slavic woman
its just the average female twitter user
so a dude
Hmm is she the worse woman version of Joseph seed but where Joseph was handsome, empress is just a cunt
Is it the size of Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged seto Kaiba level?
Real life be like
Its the size of my love for my parents (impossible to fathom)
tbh "empress" behaves like how a 13 year old porn addict boy thinks a woman would behave
i rest my case
Nah nah I want to know what the fuck you mean by that?
Empress is a dude
thats what i ment, prob says he is woman so simps pay him money for his wierd cult
Would
Only a woman could be that insane
hmm in the age of vtubers I wouldn’t doubt
meaning boys that only interaction with woman is by watching porn
The chosen one shoot with vats acuraccy 100 %
Ooooooohhhhh okay I get it … ew
She's not even a porn woman. She's just an insane woman. Like unhinged rambling, god complex, scamming for money, making no sense most of the time
Simply a girlboss thriving in her enviroment
QUICK throw her in a 19 century insane asylum
but it is the same thing
gets shot by the Italian mafia
tbh, biggest mistake we don't have Insane asylums anymore
world would be a better place fr fr
we do
Those deemed criminally insane get sent to the prison version of asylums
prove it
DAMN YOU POLITICIANS AS ASH WILLIAMS SAID IN MASS EFFECT 1 “GOD I HATE POLITICIANS” WELL I DO TOO ASH I DO TOO
i mean like places where you lock ppl up and throw the key away, not where they actually get help and reintegrated into society
yeah that's the criminally insane prisons. They're hellscapes. nightmare realms
yes but they don't fry their brains anymore, just pump them full with drugs
I would
https://fxtwitter.com/TKHero1994/status/1680864666950721537?t=oHSNmZvnhqHUl989ZB-OcA&s=19 me when im revolver ocelot
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cake is cake
hey it’s cake
kinda a sin to waste good cake tbh
but stripper cake is not designed for taste
probably made out of cardboard
and sadness
I still eat it
cardboard and tears used as glue
so it must be 1% cake
prob just the frosting
i'd eat the stripper, that'l teach her a lesson for ruining a cake
Damn this looks so awesome
ye
yeeea
i forgor the joke it took too long
no
turn off slow mode
idk
i will not
time to see how bad this game is, but first i must shit
…
game is great
It’s gone
play Amy she's fun
millions must shit
game so bad you will shit a second time
Bro doing what I do, play 1000 games and finish 0 of them
The gamer way
I finish my games, I just never finish them when I replay them
You started GAMMA like yesterday and you were already playing something else

I can play multiple games, I'm not old like you
Oof
Old man falco
Bruh I literally said you do what I do 
Falco quit overexerting yourself, you will only make your knees worse
I'll never play FF7 out of spite now 😠
Ff7 is a cringe weeb game
Real
lesgooo 50 days Duolingo streak
What does that say
50
50
50
дней в ударе!
Поздравляем, вы учитесь с
Duolingo уже 50 дней подряд!
yeah see 50
i saw that
50

Mfer, you started it a year ago and still hasn't finished it cuz of dementia 
for a good reason
Afternoon
Possibly
who are you
repost if you have dementia
the great thing about having dementia is that I don’t have dementia
battlebit
watch movies
and nor will i buy it ever
pirate rimworld
no
ok
Songs of styx on top
i am watching Reservoir dogs rn
Read some wholesome story and then contemplate your loneliness.
Amongus ass clapping compilation


Yes
4 hour goonsesh
he thinks hes stimpee
LOL
I set my speaker up in gfs room and at 4 am last night I started playing wet fart noises 
Scared her half to death
he is the reason i bought dayz 
i love to do that, but a stupid update broke my headset mic, now i'm silent af in games like dayz that have no mic volume slider
need to buy a new headset
fucking corsair bullshit
simply scream

i can't neighbours will call police on me
too bad
sometimes i go full german accent, funny af. but if my neighbours hear that they think i'm insane when i ask ppl to show me their wiener in heavy german accent
(I lied i have more then 2)
Play war thunder (God no please no that)
Defend against hordes of soviet soldiers in Steel Division
Play Dayz and fucking EAT people
Eat ppl
I have the server
except
finding a time to play with all you fuckers
is impossible fr
i mean its kinda hard since most of us are from EU
just all move to australia then ill play
or you move to EU
No
Stalker z
stalkerz sucks ass
it really does lmao
aw man
i played it all of 5 minutes
and already saw how fucking jank it was
Stalker 2013 way better
you actually shoot ppl instead of getting bumrushed by a faction
DZSA launcher, type in stalker 2013 its not that hard

need whitelist tho
Hi llama Hi Blackest German
what if i dont use DZSA
ALO CATBOY ❤️
why shouldn't you use DZSA
there is literally no reason not to
more servers, automatic mod updates
most modded servers don't even show up in vanilla launchers
SO THATS WHY I CANT FIND HALF THE SERVERS I SEARCH
fuck sake
why did no one tell me this sooner
bahahahahaha
fucken dogs

(Not you)
DZSA best launcher
you could also play Rearmed or Escape form Cherno/Namalsk
basically tarkov open world
with quests and shit
key rooms stuff like that

man i should get another dayz group together and play another rearmed wipe
good times
oh yeah the new map
also quick question
what is Rearmed?
ive heard of it
but dont actually know what it ius
Heavily modded Dayz Server, with loads of tarkov items like ifaks and stuff like that or alu splints, you can extract to safe zone, build a base gather wealth raid ppl, open key rooms or keycard rooms
Basically very high pvp server
sounds based
it is
guessing escape from cherno is similar?
yep
I see I see
rearmed even has a austalian server
so with these
is it like
certain small maps like EFT maps?
or just normal cherno n shit
with extracts around the edges
normal cherno with extracts, but you also can just walk to the safe zone if you prefer that

different regions like NA, EU, Asia
didn't play rearmed in a while tho they could have changed a lot
so it'd just be better for me to play Rearmed over escape from cherno ey
as rearmed has an AU server
better ping
depends on your preference
you can try both
what changes with each one
They all seem similar, but what are the actual major differences
dayz
oh shit
thats where it was?
tbh i don't really know. Didn't play each in a long time
no wonder
escape from cherno is a bit newer i think
Thank you for your information black german man
rearmed is live since 2020 i think
also one of the most popular dayz servers ever
has a little bit of a rust feeling, meaning the no lifers

ppl that live and breathe rearmed
also loads of clans
back in the day they had no group limit and ppl just ran arround with 15 ppl groups curb stomping everyone

but now there is like a 5 or 6 ppl group limit
bc well
its kinda ass to get seal clubbed by huge clans

is it gonna be RP cringe like stalker Z, or kos central
pretty much nothing inbetween lmao

It's not dementia, it's me playing other stuff
Congratulations on Dead Reckoning my favorite MI movies so far
Hi Falco Hi Metro
Toxoplasmosis....
Have you ever done an auditing?
would you like to do a free e-meter test?
Hi Ted
No?
Holy wow, you got real nice numbers here. This is very unlikely for anyone who never did any courses. Impressive
Are you perhaps interested in learning more about my teachings? I can help you further develop your mind to build on your impressive numbers here
ghosted again. My recruiting numbers are too low
What the fuck am i reading
interested in Dianetics?
Yes, because ive never seen this word before
Are you going to tell me what it is?
And is there going to be a punchline at the end?
he is about to tell you about his magic stones
Deez nuts joke inbound
Deez aliens
I'm gonna sue you 
i'm sowwy
squirrels ... 
Ok i googled a dude that wrote pseudoscience stuff
Mind over body stuff
I will recieve the joke’s payoff and punchline within 2 business weeks i guess
you mean the true gospel of the church
||it's all bullshit, man those mfs so retarded||
gay cat
?
239325. 292. 2358235. 293.
Whos ip is this
William Wallaces
here i was about to play dead island 2 and then i went on a 2 hour and a half apartment hunting spree cus of my mom
i just wanna see the bad game
what did you do to discord
You will never catch it
i will play jacob since he seems like the only cool one
what the yfcj
fycik
cujf
hlel
fuek
godamnit
fuck
why's he doin the fuckin 👉👈
Amy is cool. She's trying to make it to the paralympic tryouts. Clara is cool. She's a vegetarian. Dani is cool, she says funny irish thingies
those're the only 3 i played
Only thing i know about Jacob is he's a stripper
good for him
god the melee combat sucks

why not you fucking cat hater
or maybe not fucking
but cat hater
just because he's a cat he cant do that
kitty
Cos him silly
nah i finished my shit a while ago, mom called me to start searching for apartments
bussy


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