#🎪bruh-fart
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wait like he has sex with rainbow six siege?
Anyone plays Starship Troopers:Extermination?
if you are gonna cut out the harmful substances cut out all of them
nah
Service guarantees citizenship
game has almost no content, yeah it looks fun but only for a day or two
You're not wrong, however it's still pre-release.
But I find it awesome to blow off some steam after work with a couple of drinks.
My opinion might be biased, because I am quite fond of Starship troopers universe.
I play RTS version too.
the dystopian timeline where people released finished games
i wanna go back to that
tbh, i never watched the movie
First movie is decent, the rest are meh cash grab
IF you're looking for something silly to drink your beer to, take the first movie.
i only knew about one movie, which i'm guessing is the first
As a Stellaris player, genocide is good. It reduces lag.
Movie went for cliches and extrras
It's really interesting, quite a dystopia.
Or maybe even an utopia.
The movie is a genius work of satire.
Yeah
depending on your point of view
Yeah..
Not getting a right to vote before you serve to your country, does sound appealing tbh.
I perceive it like this: You'd have less people voting from empathy/emotions.
To import backwards values.
was citizenship granted only through military service?
cus if it was then i cannot support that system because it would mean i cant vote
↙️ haha poopyhead
⤴️ haha poopyhead
arrow points at your name haha

In south Korea, or Estonia, every citizen goes through mandatory military training.
Swiss too.
There might be more countries, but idk.
there are exceptions, since i dont think people with 1 hand are useful in military scenarios
I know, what I did. I took an L, so that others may w
or however people use modern slang I don't understand it.
i need nuclear weapons
no you dont
ok
sounds resonable here you go sir
"Legalize nuclear bombs"
i need nuclear weapons and a band of soldiers loyal only to me so i can create my mercenary state free from the influence of the new world government
yes
yes
can i post scary face here
Verhoeven did great job at the end. He had shown a perfect fascist state, that still sucks ass 
it could be called outer heaven
he looks like male 07
bro waked up from nap
HE STILL LOOKS LIKE MALE_07
me after 12 hours of sleep
after what was supposed to be a nap
i get 14 hours of sleep every day, i do look like this a bit
Sloth
food
Rats are racist.
wdym
Which prooves they're intelligent.
They also love driving tiny cars even if they don't get treats.
wdym th
yeah, what else does big science say

the question is, are they born racist
not are they racist
and the question: are rats born racist implies heavily that rats are racist
guys i forgor i have death stranding
lmao
I'm just the messenger.
It was free to claim not so long ago
yeah and i forgor i have it
yep, got it for free, and never played it
Same
i prolly shoud
if i want walking sim i play dayz
boodgye i will go download it
boodgye
Did someone say death? 
no

This is a good vid regarding mice/rats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m7X-1V9nOs
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Also reflects on our society.
you know, most material about that experiment ignore some things about that experiment that render it useless
i mean
utopia isnt a thing that exists
in the definition it's imaginary, unachievable
True.
Content creators cherry pick stuff.
Good point.
it never was properly documented in the first place. But if you pay attention, this cage for mice wasn't comfortable at all
for example it was really fucking hot, like 30+ celsius during day. Also built in a way to make mice conflict all the time
Srgtofdeath [USA] when Srgtoflife [RU] walk's in
It's like that wolf experiment which made that "alpha" bullshit
They turned wolves gay?
they turned the frickin wolves gay
60's scientists on 2 pallets of coke coming up with the most bullshit experiments of all time
now i need 30 kg of cobalt 59
Just take it from a congolese child.
Danger zone

:let'sa gooo!
WAAAHOOOOO
best game ever
oh and btw
i have 2 paydays
2 paydays 2*
on steam and egs lmao

what
nevermind
what does kys mean
This garlic identifies as an onion, your argument is invalid.https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613149378437185563/1105034893274128424/aYVPXo2_460swp.webp
it means kiss yourself
El Garlico
ok
keep yourself safe
average enjoyer
vs
average fan
Ok, thank you very much
Nightmare
my mind is like "TATAAAAAN, TATATAAAAN TA TA TAAAAN TA TA TAAAA (trumpet)"
HOLY SHDKGD BLASPHEMOUS 2 AUG 24
never played blasphemous
idk whats that
Fuck this, Im going to shoot some bugs.
drg i hope
where are my gamma saves at
ew what the fuck
ask in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat or #🔨base-gamma-support
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i died
my birthday was 9 days ago since then i hate life more now
Father of lies...
Maxwell
bruh wemen are fucking weird
dukie nukie
I would wait in line for the sax.
they're after me
It's a public road you schiz 
Probably following you cause they know you gonna crash and they need to provide first aid
i know that game
damn did they upgrade the graphics?
what game?
v013 came out like 3 months ago
they're still updating it
it's in like, beta rn
Beware
thanks, very helpful
your welcome
i mean, what else can he say
it is what it is
the game still has a major problem
there's no directions
you don't know where to go most of the time
and the map is fucking massive
i think i described the game very accurately
but no the helpers gotta hate
i was a bit tired but i decided "fuck it, ill play hunt"
i fought a 2 player team by myself while they had bounties, killed both of them and got out, and now i feel like i am a god
serious question, are you supposed to escalate things during / after a date without being expressly asked to?
my dick is so hard
first date?
Yeah
You know, you’ll know; body language and the such, if you’re both vibing, take the lead and let him tell you it’s going too fast or he’s into it
he?
Yeah he
second
he he
Woman I've been seeing invited me over for dinner yesterday and invited me to stay the night and watch a movie. Started to kiss me at some point and we kinda just did that for like 30 minutes. She then said she's going to bed and I've just sat on the couch kinda dazed and continued watching / fell asleep and left in the morning after giving her a hug goodbye. She wrote me asking if she did something wrong and worded it kinda upset sad... was I supposed to do something? 
pretty sure the date in question is a she
Doesn’t really matter dude
bruh
Communication goat
BRUH
buck breaking
She wanted you to lay that pipe until the roosters crowed
I am STILL laughing
man she didnt even send you a signal she damn well told you what she wanted in the most obvious way
AND YOU STILL DIDNT GET IT
Next time she says she goes to bed, and your making out before, ask her if she would like some company.
Bc it appears she wanted to fuck you
something like that happened to me too lule
Happens to the best of us bro.
I think we good now, I swear she's as much on the spectrum as I am 
we cant be certain, maybe she just wanted to sleep
And I'm laughing because I've been clueless myself lol
reminds me of the time where i was hanging out with this goth girl, and she offered me a bj for a plate of noodles. I told her i give her food without having to blow me
worst mistake of my life
you rat bastard
i know

yes
The classic blunder
feeding starving goth girls so you can get with thicc goth women later on 
wait no
that sounds like grooming

Letsgooooooo
Starting to look like 4chan here
she was thicc actually, had double d tiddys
man had the opportunity to get the greatest shloppy toppy and he decided to just give her some food

you shouldnt
maybe some day i will meet her again
then i will offer her a plate of noodles
Follow up with "First one was free"
now bow down
i will ensure that you remember this event on your deathbed
as you lay, sick and dying i will remind you that you missed out on the goth girls gluck gluck 9000 because you were dense
Free food, no strings attached
i fucked plenty of goth girls, but you will always miss what you never had
What made pee pee erectus?
hunt showdown
Yes but what about that match or do you mean Hunt in general?
this
i am not the best player so doing something like that feels great
Gj, always feels great winning against the odds in that game
you know what feels better? beating a murder case
i didnt even sneak up on them, they damn well knew i was actively rushing them, and then they missed every single shot possible
Did you shit talk them
i am respectful
could have been me tbh
I sure ain't
i merely took their bounty and ran the fuck away

nah, ive been in the same boat, i understand how it feels
that and euros dont really seem to use the mic at all
ive only heard it used once
in my 86 hours of playtime
You think I won't get on mic and gawk gawk that shit louder than a neutron star explosion?
EU always seem to shit talk when I run into them.
best feeling to shittalk in intercom fr
Play the hamster dance song on repeat. That way they know their doom approaches.
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i mean, i got the hint at least
if you got the hint then why didnt you take action
i dunno, seemed kinda scummy
im done 
I see no mistakes here, stay strong king
also 99% of the time i can't even nut from a bj
true, but even during sex i need a long ass time to nut

slightly bent to the right
broken, take it back to the shop
🇨 🇴 🇨 🇰 
nah i'm pretty satisfied with my dick, if i replace it i prob get a small one
downgrades
when the cock is sus
Maybe. If you death grip your dick during the one handed ritual for beauty it will lose sensation and ladies will have a more difficult time.
yes 
by hide o jim bomb
i do not do such horrendous acts
walking simulator
this is Sin
no this is brainfart
Mailman 2040
monolith some bitches
DL2 feeling like a walking simulator as well
fuck
i spilled sprite on ma pents
how did viper get in the zone
Good, don't start. Practice with a feather and she'll have some real fun with you.
eyo
keep yeeting sluts
time out
why we shouldnt keep ourselves safe (kys -keep yourself safe)
idk man this feels like a chad move
"keep yourself safe" is 
@somber warren actual chad 
WHY THE FUCK THERE"S KEBAB JOINT 15M AWAY FROM MY HOME, EVERYTIME I GO TO SMOKE I FUCKING SMELL GARLIC SAUCE AND FRIED SHAWARMA, WHY DIETING IS SO PAINFUL.
My stomach is eating itself..
thats the point, no ? 
Согласен
Rude
ты кто блять
он Амирк
Я Амирк
at least someone appreciates my sacrifices
пишки
Ja ne nravica cirylic alphabet.
Пишки?
suka blyat
бурик.
хуюрик 
кунька
ячуль
а я не чуль
Я скачал гамму за 5 ночей
imagine the faces of people who are trying to translate this
I swear I will c4 that kebab joint
Я скачал деф строендинг за 30 минут
no, give me c4
5 nights at Groks
Ахахах
What for?
from my head
he plays cs go
cringe
no u
i'm in your head i'm in your head i'm in your head i'm in your head i'm in your head i'm in your head i'm in your head

i need to blow up someone
cs go 100%
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booby trap
You need to blow someone.
at enterance
yes, any questions?

so helpful 
bulpups your bunny
i need some voice in my head so i would have friends to do warcrimes
DO NOT THE SPAGHETT
what the fuck is that
grab that officer's gun
I can help you.
nice
Stop posting gay rat
to check if his service weapon is maintained correctly of course
no
yes...?
good tactics
Honing his skill
he looks like he commited some cool warcrimes
i forgot 
he looks like jesus on drugs lmao
Johny Bravo
then forget that you forgot so that you could stop forgetting things
Jaden smith things
who the fuck is jadin smith
Fruitcake.
i need a gun
He is.
must be the american version of kevin
hi need a gun
FUCK YEAH ALMOST DONE
bruh, my wi fi speed is 20 kb/s

10mb/s there, but its plenty for me.
04:14am
I could go for 100mb/s but I see no point.
and
and
LIAR
suka pizdaboly
LIAR
sorry i don't speak rush b cyka blyat
стоп лайинг бичес
врун ебаный
Pyzdabolai kalbėkit angliškai
i haven't even slept yet
what the fuck is psyop
wake up
проснись
Do not wake up
проснись
проснись долбоеб
tucks you in
untucks you in
pats kalbek angliskai
Okay.
nnfkdjfbfjdjfjfnr
äöüäöüäöüäöüäöüßßßßßßßßß
feeds you some lead
Lead is so 90s
ййййййййййййййййййййййййй
€
Ђ
what the fuck is 90s
1990
I eat a lot of carrots.
ю
i eat a lot of horses
p!1984
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Lasanga?
no, seriosly
fresh food
Interned has ruined me
hiiiii owo
unrestricted internet access at a young age never turns out good
hi
who is femboy
not me 100%
me

what does it mean
guess lmao

It means no head ache.
it means gay
If you catch my drift.
do not google it
no head?
if your sanity is worth anything to you
Head ache
head
You silly goose.
ache
no it doesnt
To cure a head ache it takes a good head.
Point blank shot in brains?
i dont think it cures it
i just shot myself with a pistol, is it called a headache?
for short period i think
must be 22 bc your still alive
minor inconvenience
?
stoopid
They cant see.
👍
i hate atf
i hate myself
your not even american
hel ye
but there is so many laws by atf
ehw
meilmen simuleitor
worst choice
Good news: people are realizing they're fucking stupid and are going to repeal them.
cool
Imagine not loving your country despite the flaws, and seeing it as a chance to make the world better (you have the power fix them, even if slowly)
VanDerStok V Garland.
ok
i do not understand
99% biches
Federal court just said ATF doesn't have authority to regulate receivers
They'll appeal, it'll get appealled again, then to the SC.
ok
cat
kot
IT IS DONE
When me and a friend with our collective gremlin energy play Dying Light 2 together and make dumb shit like this
holy shit
A "Medical helicopter" circles your neighborhood a bunch
boobs
imagine thinking that you can fix an entire country all by yourself
can you shoot it down?
what
No one knows. After the helicopter gets reported everyone just stops posting mysteriously
i dont think you got the point
i have a cure for cance pistol does boom sound
then i'll be first
fuck beans ill
imagine
Sounds too sensitive to transport without getting yourself beaned
heemayfucking BEEEAAAAAAAANNNNNNSSSSS
i hate
SCREW YOU I MA GOING TO PLAY DEF STRENDINK
why this looks like metal gear
ohj wait kojima madei t lmao
walking sim
dink strindink
wait
man S5 playing DL2 solo, couldn't be me

what is s5
season 5 ig
season 5 ?
idfk
Yeah
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
fuck i don't understand a single thing
we need to focus and think
WTF
@grizzled meadow
what man
i thing s5 is sinking 5 man

Like, at once?
damn
i love sounds of ocean
in this fucking menu
i love this game al fucking ready
cock
ok goodbye everyone im going to deliver some shit
yandex dostavka
Y'all ever hear a fart like someone's frying sunny side up eggs
WHY THE FUCK CUTSCENES ARE SO LONG IN DEF STRENDINK
nice 
i like the first ones
especially the ones featuring the corpse disposal dudes
they are fun
i hope he got the chlorox in there as well
look at this goofy ahh car
The masculine urge to bribe police to hide my illegal activities
didnt touch it cuz jaeger aint green
hey granpa
I hope you see the God in me, I hope you can see
And if it's up, stay down for me, yeah.
waves 🙂
grandaddy nurgle greeting me by making me shit my intestines out 🥲
cool grandpa
p!1984
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quack 
i tell you this shits fucking ai generated
Alex is a hunter in human form
i wish i was as athletic as him
they got his ass
no
im taking that cause its prime but fuck vtubers
i miss rushia
PIPPAAAAAAAAAA
i love pippa
Hello brainfart
Boy kys ser
Wtf does ser mean
im not a boy kisser im a MAN kisser
god i love total war shogun 2
its the perfect middle of the road between medieval and the later games
lmao
do i play as the christian samurai or the warrior monks?
@open turret @errant river
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/926581383680385084/1130232565748469823/IMG_0922.png
"I'm sleep deprived and this is deep"
My honest opinion
@oblique spire please
all of our pcs and internets are fine

spanish tom cruise
thats all the context thats possible or needed
We got to return to monke
that's what i'm saying
Bruh, I don't even know what you're talking about
This is called context
ur not supposed to unless u play this game
its like asking how to build snapthorn in terraria to a guy that only plays minecraft


10/10
Hii
hiiiiowo
Hello mezzy and maja
hi there 
I am also here, in your walls
I'm pretty good!
Hry dude
Glad hear pal
Gf mad at me
Always hug your black friend.
anyone want a kino playlist
It’s a joke between us 
Got mad coz I back shotted it now I’m playing cities skyline 
everyday is the same but worse
Nehru#0001 if communications is needed
p!welcome
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i love this!
Welcome to hell
i been here a while
Is that the Ian Castro I saw 
i cannot believe Tom Cruise is a moderator in GAMMA discord server
ok guys, no one mention Scientology
too late

i can feel the pain in this picture
@fading shuttle ey my man
all my balkan friends
i get 30% kick back
cet
count me in if you want to become rich
least 'tistic reddit teen
least map game addicted teen
Only way this could be funny if you went all the way and showed up dressed as a Blue Cap
They're called "Helpers" in reference to the concept of "Assisted Suicide"
yes, the chad is me and the soyjack is you
@split canyon 
@fading shuttle
cant belive the inhumanity of those scientists

Live footage of me helping:
Unedited
MARIO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MARIA YESSSSSSSSS
let him go you monster
She's wahooing leave her alone
Whos she wahooing
Wrong choice. You'd be a multi-millionaire with me by the end of the day
woman asks whom the bitch is, while man responds with “you!” (like that solja boy song) and then proceeds to shout “tiger mafia!”. #short #tigermafia #funny #meme #shorts
@chrome jewel is ashen sky still around
the masculine urge to sail in the open sea and hunt the kraken
nah the urge to dig for treasure and bury your own
thats what life is about
the masculine urge to drink rum and rob british ships
u can tell its from ifunny by how theres not a punchline or setup

i mean if its a transphobic or a homophobic joke you know that its from ifunny
You have a daughter
yeah
Brainfart is is brainfart time
Are there such a thing as rocket powered pistons?
My cat is meowing for food
It’s 2 am

She looks like she swallowed a fucking watermelon whole
let her meow
alo
Idk where you guys are getting all these NPC live streams on Tiktok, I got this goin on personally https://t.co/F3cHXSuYcr
weird fan theories i have read
𓀐𓂸 I WILL FIND YOU
FOR THAT ATROCITY
pipeline to homosexuality starts at downloading and playing valorant
pipeline to cat starts with meow meow
it's actually tf2
some slight #fyp #fypシ #foryou #xyzbca #vira #car #airbag
What's brainfart like when mods are asleep?
same
Surely the mods aren’t woke 24/7
In your walls currently
Look behind you
It's gonna be cramped with all the federal agencies in there already
Hello Lemoniela
who's asleep?
I'll let you know when no mod replies 
I know that
bro Marvel spends 200 million per movie but still they suck
pardon me my good man, what is the long white object buzzing at the anti-air
nvm found it
its the ALQ-184

noita'd
Insallah i shall spread word of Allah to all lands
dont laugh at me buddy i need to know
i left the discord and I forgot it existed
you only post these to seek attention and validation from others
Wdym
I post here things I like and would love to share.
you post cringe
that is all you post

