#πͺbruh-fart
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I saw mainly corn and sausage
same
Nah not really itβs an American thing
i saw potatoes
theres like a lil bit of shrimp and crab
oh great, ww2

I mean, you dont want to pour boiling water onto a table covered in newspaper. Even when we make a plate we use a strainer for this exact reason. There isnt an issue with this presentation at all.
What do you mean you dont strain boiling flavor water from your seafood?! It seasons the table so nicely
It doesnβt have to be boiling though?
You are cooking potatoes. The water should be boiling, but a few degrees here and there doesnt matter. When you are served crawfish they drain the water first too, strange how nature does that.
Well the potatoes can be already cooked and you can cool the pot down though lol

We are getting into specifics. If you ordered this and it was in a bowl full of water you should go back to the UK.
just use waterproof newspaper
smh
What you are saying is super subjective
If the potatoes are already cooked you donβt need it to be boiling to death
Just cool it down and make it lukewarm
Like a stew or something
Or something thatβs not hot to boiling point lol
Nevermind.
Like a soup or something, it doesnβt need to be boiling in your bowl for it to be cooked
Cuz itβs already been cooking for 2 hours prior and everything has been cooked
Inside the pot
You can see the steam coming out of the pot. It's hot AF.
If you are cooking potatoes for 2 hours you have issues.
Like any foods that are freshly cooked, but itβs not on its boiling point
Itβs an example
Does the word specifics mean anything to you?
What are you trying to convey?
Pouring hot water on a table with newspaper is a bonehead mistake. Draining the water is correct.
Oh sorry guess i wont share my potatoe stew then π
Its simply not harvesting season
Idk where u got the boiling hot water from
Specifics.
Flabbergasted
Flabbergastering
Absolutely dwindizzled
Absolutely dazed
Start from the first post and see where you are confused.
This one?
Go back to the future nam, change the course of text history by editing it and pretending you didnt make the mistake at all
@IBlue_HeartI @autixcx there are two possible outcomes to autism: https://t.co/IIruNp4wmX
This one right?
Sorry if I pinged u twice
I wasnβt talking about the water though
In my juices message
But yea ur right u need to drain the water, but I was mentioning how bland it was looking
And how dry it looks
Why are you agreeing with him, slander him, throw ad hominems make blood
Nope
It's like talking to a piece of bark.
Hes slandering you nam he called you a piece a wood...
Idc
I donβt understand what heβs trying to say anyway, him and his βspecificsβ idk what he wants from me 
Boiling water or not. These are specifics. Pouring hot ass water on a table isnt a good idea. This is why it was drained. I cant make it any simplier.
Yes, I understand that. But on the video above I wasnβt implying water when I said βjuicesβ the dish looked rather bland and dry
But yes you are right you shouldnβt pour hot water on the table
Which is why it is drained
Juices are in the water. Same difference.
And I get why you misunderstood that which is mb
But juices can also mean like grease or the or like another substance like a sauce for example oozing out of said meal
Nam, can we get a coffee and argue over this?
Then we can talk about all the things we have done over the years.
Hungry mfker
This is what I meant, and as I said itβs my bad if you misunderstood what I was trying to convey
And the meal should be wet even when the water is drained, but through this video it rather looks dry (lacking water or juices)
Maybe itβs the quality of the video but I do not know for certain
I hate this place so much
i have a solution for caelid
it requires you to go under the capital
get a nice hug
Aye what
Swiss concrete
What the fuck
yeah, just how
drill
more importantly why
drill
Hi Syno Hi Metro
hilarious 
comfy cat
Me
im getting into skyrim to pick up some skytrim π
deserved
I actually love it
old meme detected 
This makes me feel better about my height (Iβm 6β2β)
stay safe queen
(I'm 7'20")
FALSE
he is the real "out of touch"
That shit would be printing so much
( showing the imprint of the gun )
Since itβs Thursday

Lamar has such a way with words.
Lamar was debeaked and therefore cannot copulate with a headed person
this is a completely different headcrab
racist smh
this is cursed
in a really really bad way
we need more Cool guy Mr. Newtron
he's literally me
!1984
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dont kill him 
i dont get it
Guy on the left is Hegel
booba! 
down bad smh
man, it only clicked to me now 
@uncut obsidian
You can steal it yourself bozo
You're in the same server 
Madirex is quicker, I have to do too many hoops just to get the sticker
lazy bum
LzY bum
i'll drop you out of the game
I will rejoin
lzey bum*
i will set it to private
what game? 
Dying lunch 2
ah
dying Light 2: Chasing Synthia around
whats canning
mfer always joins before i can
So much for co-op 
he doesn't know...
Kenning, like "Ken" its just stupid joking around
Keking
like ken from barbie?
It's the new literally me but with "kenning"
yes
Yes
ryan gosling is Ken
Like you're Ken, I'm Ken, etc.
We're all Ken
Hence we're kenning
Literally me = kenning
i cook a da pizza
no
maja moment
i need tow atch it
"what took you so long on the bathroom"
"i dropped a nuclear bomb"
gonna take a date to the barbie movie frfr
Iβm taking my gf to the Barbie movie
this man gets it
I am not a man
this girl gets it
i don't care
gets out of the theatre
so babe, why don't WE have a 20 bedroom mansion with 200 acres ? am I not worth it ?
playing DL2 with Synthia
can be fixed
The world doesn't spin around you smh smh smh
Mai stato così pronto
i said like a italian not italian
I cooka da pizza
yeah
I play da guitar
fat tony when you will cook a da pasta
@grizzled meadow after the 616156845616th stereotypical italian joke
i have to tp his ass 5m to accept a quest
why should Falco be uncomfortable
he's spanish
not italian
yes but technically I am at the center of the observable universe (the center of the observable universe is by definition the point from which you are observing it)

finally he will get some head
Id expect those in February
We call those "cats" actually
gatito
Hello
Any time I see a white dude with dreads I say "ay de los mio, el diablo Blanco!"
I know just the right enough amount of spanish
:flag_es: Spanish; Castilian (espaΓ±ol, castellano)
β¬οΈ
Woe to me, the White Devil
Diablo blanco 
Cerveza and biblioteka are really all you need.
dos cervezas por favor
tengo vino tinto
i dont get it
you saw that cursed tiktok video
βGRAB GRAB GRAB GRAB BALLOON GRAB ICE CREAM SO GOODβ
My eyes go blank as the CCP sleeper code is activated and I begin hunting for the President.
γQRT of Godβs Child (@MarloMoneyLong):γ
'π iβve never been more coβ¦
π 16
oh god
what does this mean? 
she's like an npc
permanent brain damage
IQ too high. Just don't look at it or it might retardify you as well.
oh btw gm i forgor to say so

β»οΈπππ
i posted the dark souls skating video like 3ish days ago
too slow bucko, now post another meme
π
you are the only player character on earth. solipsism is real
holy shit
the flames
banger
The masculine urge to say "Its so over" while listening to Out Of Ouch
The masculine urge to say "we're so back" while listening to I'm still standing
out of ouch
me when i'm immune to pain
You're out of ouch, I'm out of i'me (i'me)
I already hate that shit https://vxtwitter.com/AntonHand/status/1679238363461881856?s=20
I love coming across a piece of media that triggers a genuine feeling of revulsion, to self-analyze with.
In this case it is that this vid so perfectly distills what we are all doing now as media makers.
This pβ¦
π 188
TikTok is a psyop
Mi sto incazzando così tanto a vedere questa roba che sto parlando nella mia lingua
Traducetelo
its like those humans trying to be a fuckin idle app npc or smth
i would rather get fucked in the ass for cash than do this shit
pathetic
like those memes where grown ass men pretend to be npcs
fucking cringe
they got tiktok in the zone, this was recorded in Zaton
rarely funny
the "pissing all by yourself" was funny though
i got this channel for that
is that forrestΒ²?
:3
YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF!
Guys
I agree
I agree
Sounds like you just wanna keep all the dick to yourself Pippo
Stfu
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We're not buying your stories
the gate keepers
I just summarily block anyone overtly gay or with trans stuff all over their profiles. It's no harm and I get to feel like I put people up against the wall like my hero Falco, how cool is that?
We all know i am straight as a rock
well rocks are not straight
Plus,the internet is noticably less gay as a result. Like, a lot.
like my dick


Attached to me
π
live lemon reaction
fruity
I have a dick too
have my lemon too π
if youre in brainfart you 99% have one lets be honest
Opinion on ladyboys?
if you didnt lose it on the street while walking or something
is liking tomboys gay lets ask brainfart
Opinion? This aint twitter, who cares
I prefer Manlygirls
Twitter? I hardly know her
lethal injection
Arenβt tomboys just women who act more masculine?
buff women
Every should have their safari. Anyone trying to shame what gets your dick hard is attempting to gain control over you. Fuck them.
Also, tomboys are the least gay option.
Yay injections
Wise words
Me liking tomboys is like the gayest option lmao
How?
i want my execution to be 30 mils of pure fentanyl
I want it to be an angry guy with a rock
Brb,serious business
more weight.
woman being attracted to women makes the woman gay (fun fact)
big guy with a small rock
Yes.
me
Man attracted to buff woman is not gay (fun fact)
Whos talking about you
fr fr
I have an announcement

shadow the hedgehog

You gotta take both sides into account
is a
fucker
NO SWEARS
He pissed
on my fucking

Wife
@grizzled meadow they're swearing in brainfart help
How the fuck could they
how could you snitch smh
Boooooo
πΏ
true....
I'll take your lunch money
Goodbye Brainfart
you'll be back
Brainshart
@zealous elm how did you get exiled
Idk
Can someone do the command to show his criminal record
But they dont want to remove it
He posted so much shit he doesnβt know wich one landed him there lol
only mods can do that
damn
P!lemon
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there we go
@ mods
I bit the inside of my mouth earlier
super hard
I actually have no idea what crimes i committed tho lmao
did you post memes outside of brainfart
Nah
hmmmn
lets just assume you stabbed children
I only talked in like wt and tarkov chat once not much else outside of this pit

It's from the 3rd person cam
did you take that opportunity to say βWT is betterβ in Tarkov chat and βTarkov is betterβ in wt chat?
gonna go say battlefield is better in battlebit brb
No sadly they both suck tho
The grindiest games on the planet
If i wanted to suffer for an extended period of time to achive something lackluster i'd get a job
An unlocked war thunder with modded game modes would be like the best game ever but noooo
real
Modded tarkov is good but no multiplayer cuz russian devs
What's up with Russian game studios that make good games but don't let you actually play them
"diggers"

swear i thought that too. Listened to it a few time it's diggers.
You have minus 3 seconds before i rat you out
π
!1984
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Its ok well just plug volcano with cubes
who knew the rubix cube was the answer to saving the world
this guy did
π₯π₯
we're so back
- β»οΈ
- only 10 min for that, what a lawless place
I need to know where this was. I have malicious intent.
Yes. And I have some malicious intent to work through so it sounds like a perfect fit.
Lemone
Nice sleep you're having
@grizzled meadow
π³ π
Of course
Yeah vaush is the horse cock guy
LMAOOO
he said it as a joke but it didn't really land so now he's just known as the horse cock guy
isint he also a communist?
Pottery
Peepo man
He's dead, Jim
I think he's a tankie
now let me get you some horse cock context
Do tell but not in graphic detail
Tankie isn't just another slur for communist?
Wouldnt call it a slur
Moreso another term
No wonder people thinks he likes it
Yup
what
look into discord: lemon talking about liking horse cock 
we are talking about some guy named vaush
lol, looooool, lmaooooooo
i haven't watched this show but this seems lore accurate
It probably is
hasnβt watched Eva
Cringe
it is
ban lemon
Name one person in here who has
me
Me
π
kill him
Bro he looks like a genetically engineered leprechaun
and what do leprechauns have?
Gold
What do you need to get genshin women?
Money
Incredible. He's cracked the case!
Detective bub
i logged into genshin with like 10 wishes a few months ago, did a ten roll. Got nilou, logged out
doesnt matter, mihoyo game
mihoyo more like the Chinese Communist Party
yes

their games are only good for the "art" that the community makes
took me a minute to notice
thats what we call a loudener
yeah, am i wrong?
Looks like a shield because their rocket only has jet propulsion
Ah yes
March
7th
overwatch
Himeko a baddie ngl
yes, just like overwatch
SHE JUST LIKE ME FR FR
this reminds me of brainfart
Anyone who knows honkai himeko lore is nervous for her in star rail
wdym
Ivankov is so great 
||In previous honkai games she keeps fucking dying||
I forgot other honkai games exist lmaooo
my favorite personality trait
I only know about honkai star rail bc of that fucking Natasha underworld doctor ad
most normal one piece character
one piece just sucks
she's gonna die in star rail you just fucking know it
also fun fact welt in star rail is literally the same welt from impact
he dimension traveled
Tbf she is an obtainable character i doubt she will die here
she's always an obtainable character
Oh.
this himeko will live
calling it now blade is gonna kill Himeko and the dan heng will go angery and fight him
somehow
damn getting pounded was pretty good
holy shit based
the "in minecraft" defense doesn't work anymore
my favorite antisemitic vtuber
yes
shat did she say?
She didnβt shit, sheβs not Mori Calliope
what mod did u make
lean was just the beta version of the grimace shake
Rapanese Fire
vaush
imagine if an AI made by aperture lab wanted the ingredients to do this experiment
surely that would not happen
surely those will work
you're not wrong, but it has great moments too
lets hope its not as buggy as cyberpunk 
if one piece was so good why do they need so many episodes
you don't want one piece fans interact with society
it's kinda like a containment procedure for a SCP
luckily they donβt attempt to
cyberpunk was a mediocre game made bad by bugs
Cyberpunk was a game
it was released
and reviewed
it will certainly be looked back on
it was one of the games of 2020
i hope we dont look back on it and relegate it to the void
learn from mistakes something something
cyberpunks mistake was that it shouldve been in development for 2 more years
bro they're hanging out today
unfortunately men in black decided that the game should be released
2 more years minimum
imo shouldve been 3+ more, game didnt just release buggy, it was unfinished and very obvious where the cuts happened
i think even if it came in year 2077 it still would have had bugs in it
the bugs arent my issue, its how much was cut
oh yes i forgot about broken promises
and the fact they decided to completely rework the story so they can include keanu reeves
the life of every npc how they would have lifes of there own
friendship
die
i'm rich
the perfect woman
anyway ill go and masturbate to march 7th then sleep
ok best have fun
Bro roblox kids are so cringe, this dude legit bluffed so hard saying he knows my home address from my IP π
Hello chat
hellow civic hope ur engine is still bangin
Always is pal
anyway ill go and masturbate to march 7th then sleep
Is that an industrial society and its future reference?
that's not roblox kids
that is just %90 of the people in NA that play games
Ask him how old mom is and if she is single. Gets 'em every time.
She always is
Hello all
dread
It has ended, sleep time
I still cant believe it exists
YOOO
GANGSTABOB
Lemonela its fucking gangstabob
yup the real pimp, pimpers
He just like me fr
oh holy shit
YEAH DUDE
bad mf fr fr
He just like you fr fr
el rata
Are any of us?
With hard work we can make a lesbian paradise
my battery πͺ« 1% i die
bye
With guns.
take care
The island of Lesbos is real
uhhhh
you named yourself "lesbian"? 
She infact did
No lmao
I just used my real ass name
For true immersion
Daughter of Lesbian the first
Bub
bub
No fucking way
I am conversing with a friendly fellow
Heheheh frog
Let that frog in
T'ammazzo
drank all my pepsi wtf
Hell yeah
Falco non Γ¨ niente
pepsi thievery l
Γ tutto nella tua testa fra
Dio cane
Ci stava la cazzo della parola con la n maledetto il tuo dio
Ma fra era due giorni fa dai
I'm on a whole another level
Nessuno se n'Γ¨ accorto
No intendo il video che hai mandato ora
I have no idea what either of you are saying
Ah
Eh
Che aveva il video
The ancient speak
I will learn italian just to learn what you goofballs say to each other
The language of gods
Ci stava un cazzo di "nebro" dentro, te l'ho detto
Qua se ne accorgono
DOVE
Ma sei stupido
Ahahahahahah
Avanti
Cosa HA DI SBAGLIATO IL VIDEO
Cazzone
Qualee
Iβm losing my fucking mind.
π 7
Di che cazzo stanno parlando
Γks pΓ€ev rÀÀgivad nad inglise keelt jΓ€lle
Mul on tune nagu ΓΌtlesin seda sΓ΅na valesti aga joh
Noh
Mis teed
Pasta on veits meh
huh
You cannot just say Hitler was right
Sure you can
What context am i missing
Who is this man
Oh
Lmao
Falco isn't italian
that jokes afterwads was him not being italian
do not take it out of contewxt
Io sono spagnolo
a spanish man
WHAT
A miserable little pile of secrets
3 AM, perfect time to fix my sleeping schedule 
goodnight, dont let the lesbians bite 
L'ho sempre ammesso che sono spagnolo
Will do
I wish italians were real
I tried making a pizza last night but used the wrong cheese so it was inedible
night was ruined
Reallu?
I used regular grated cheese
it did not melt right
was super oily and like
gluggy
brother do not make me hungry i already ate
barely even browned
I have actual melting cheese i'm gonna use tonight
Redeption arc
I always have my steaks well done
I want a gun
yes
When it comes to meat
I like it when its chewy but not too chewy
A good middle ground
Otherwise i gag
if meat is leaking juices
i find that foul





