🎪bruh-fart

[mint mist]

wiw

[spiral raven]

lol

afsd

asdgjs;dfg

im dyinm

gsdfgka

[last nebula]

my roflcopter goes soi soi soi- proceeds to fathom the unimaginable horrors of the fog

https://tenor.com/view/boisvert-the-fog-is-coming-scary-gif-25611029

[spiral raven]

i think i will die because im lahuing like for re

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/S_vNhLYW_e4

[weak jackal]

holy shit its falco

[mint mist]

omg falco

[last nebula]

sfalco?

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-anchorman-gif-24999152

[mint mist]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-losing-my-grip-on-reality-i-have-gone-clinically-insane-my-descent-to-madness-is-complete-ive-gone-completely-mental-i-am-beyond-the-point-of-no-return-gif-23191724

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/Hv6RbEOlqRo

[spiral raven]

sfalco sounds like svalka

(svalka means like)

(garbage in russian)

(fr)

[mint mist]

wow D:

ur a monster

[solar obsidian]

the nerds have risen against the bullies

[spiral raven]

no

[grizzled meadow]

Berry @solar obsidian

[last nebula]

consider this: jump on phobos

[solar obsidian]

i dont want berries, thank you

[spiral raven]

bruh there is no berry delight gifs?

[narrow lotus]

cock

[solar obsidian]

balls

[last nebula]

The Wait

[weak jackal]

aeiou

[solar obsidian]

damn

[last nebula]

my fav will always be The Wait

[spiral raven]

search on youtube some stuff like "vergil dont pays child support" u will (smith) laugh

[spiral raven]

i wont click this shit

[fading shuttle]

then you wont laugh at the joke

[spiral raven]

well there's anime and i dont like anime it sucks because fuck it like i dont care

[weak jackal]

coward

[spiral raven]

so i dont click ther

[weak jackal]

the anime girl scares you

[solar obsidian]

???????????

[heavy peak]

Bro literally has anime for pfp... Hates anime

[solar obsidian]

🫐

[spiral raven]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbdygECc6MU

[last nebula]

i know what you are

[spiral raven]

what am i

[fading shuttle]

me

[spiral raven]

tell me maybe

[solar obsidian]

im eating blueberries now

for real

[weak jackal]

are they blue?

[spiral raven]

falalala

[heavy peak]

For real, you should be sleeping

[solar obsidian]

yes

yes

[weak jackal]

fr

[solar obsidian]

you too

[weak jackal]

IM BLUE?!

[solar obsidian]

dababa de dabab dai

[spiral raven]

no

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/f4pc5ay8wdbb1.png

[spiral raven]

did jerma killed everyone

[last nebula]

no im alive

[spiral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doom-guy-twerk-gif-25604234

lol

[long spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493156996644864001/1128038614631190668/doom_jiggle.gif

[spiral raven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946686312801517578/990591831714701342/08F45575-B6F3-4ED4-A6DF-63140542A65E.gif

[last nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/aba-gif-24050012

[spiral raven]

shark

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/pqczngfz06bb1.jpg

[sterile dome]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946721308148920371/1128335048396001380/rapidsave.com_heil_spez-bavr167kp4ab1.mp4

[spiral raven]

average women fan

[last nebula]

she belongs to the streets

[spiral raven]

best achievment in de game

[fading shuttle]

the tower of babel

[grizzled meadow]

I finally know what ad hominem means, changing the subject to win in a discussion

Literally this server

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-captions-fast-gif-captions-tower-of-babel-bible-babel-gif-22469069

[edgy abyss]

@solar obsidian there, couldn't be bothered to do more than 2 takes

[hasty dove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/846301782278668288/1128388864130699376/image.png

[solar obsidian]

holy shit

[edgy abyss]

@remote vine @mossy lagoon

[solar obsidian]

@heavy peak @grizzled meadow

[spiral raven]

middle one

is me

[edgy abyss]

that bad?

[fading shuttle]

i have a strong resistance to heat so im neutral evil

[solar obsidian]

very good

[spiral raven]

how do i

[edgy abyss]

[edgy abyss]

sucessfully

[spiral raven]

dude

how do i

like

i dont understand how to do like fr

[solar obsidian]

depends, but mostly chaotic good

[edgy abyss]

easy, just do

[spiral raven]

damn

doing is that easy?

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-no-confused-nod-gif-14290432

I wonder if Grok needs any voice over work

[spiral raven]

↙️ arrow

[spiral raven]

wdym

[edgy abyss]

exactly what I said

[spiral raven]

stuff like mercs speking english?

[edgy abyss]

I can do Russian too

[spiral raven]

like russians in american movies or good russian

[ruby minnow]

can you do Ukranian?

[edgy abyss]

both

[last nebula]

grok should do a voicepack

[mossy lagoon]

[spiral raven]

русский шоле?

u russian?

[mint mist]

chaotic good/ eevil lawful

[edgy abyss]

[spiral raven]

:(
ok

[spiral raven]

COCK BALOON

BLLON

[fading shuttle]

yes, cock balloon

[stray pulsar]

how is he so good at it

[spiral raven]

what did he do

i dont understand

ayo did gamma updated

[stray pulsar]

he made a cock

[fading shuttle]

he was the first gamer

[spiral raven]

so did gamma updated

my launchcock says it is

[hasty dove]

british good: do not drink coffee
irredeemable evil: drink from the coffee pot
unpredictable neutral:

[solar obsidian]

if it says then yes

[spiral raven]

🤔

brainfart exile role color looks like isg coclor

im gonna piss

[silk needle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC62GJLPQAA

[pine bison]

deck them with the coffee mug

[heavy peak]

@lunar brook @maiden arrow
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/888516333568925716/1128193938516344852/20230708_171112.png

[spiral raven]

:o

[heavy peak]

Gn

[spiral raven]

gn ig

[fading shuttle]

fuck you, i put effort in my meme stealing

[modest shoal]

lead by example senator

[spiral raven]

[foggy mantle]

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[spiral raven]

guys i have plants vs zombies 3 gangsta edition

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/swiper-no-swiping-dora-the-gif-20975611

[spiral raven]

LET HIM COOK

i mean steal

dallas

[plucky void]

guys

here's motivational Factorio coal deposit

[solar obsidian]

GOODNIGHT KIRBO DING DING DING

[grizzled meadow]

Actually chuckled at this one, bravo

[tribal rain]

that

[glad carbon]

this is ifunny tier

wtf

[solar obsidian]

@mortal crane explain yourself

[mortal crane]

probably something happened that triggered it anyways I'm supposed to be on vacation break but my check here for a little while before I go

[weak jackal]

I like how ghouls are just really nice compared to humans in fallout

luv me ghouls, they me friends

[mortal crane]

anyways I got to go I'll see you probably when I'm back in October mainly because of the preparing for want to be pre-ordering as well as September is going to be a little bit packed to me ( Starfield, payday 3 and Phantom Liberty DLC)

[worn scroll]

why are you trying to find videos of me and my bf

[valid gazelle]

I am Mr. Incognito

[solar obsidian]

no you are not

[solar obsidian]

you are Merudiana

[valid gazelle]

That is because I am incognito

[solar obsidian]

literally not your name

[valid gazelle]

It is a disguise That’s the definition of “incognito”

[solar obsidian]

then your name would be disguised as Incognito

[worn scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/fancy-homer-simpsons-gif-5110109

[rustic basin]

https://tenor.com/view/devil-may-cry-девилмайсру-gif-26562351

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/slimyswampghost/status/1678894987201724418

Trevor Henderson (@slimyswampghost)

it wouldn't stop cackling

Likes

717

Retweets

102

Twitter · Jul 11, 2023, 10:32 PM

another banger from trevor

[tulip ravine]

Hello chat

[weak jackal]

hello car

[torpid jewel]

SAME

[valid gazelle]

Hey ;)

[tulip ravine]

Hry

[weak jackal]

eepy

as always

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/rats-warning-a-plague-tale-requiem-gif-27220361

[worn scroll]

sup bestie

[weak jackal]

hey oomfie

nm

[sand lotus]

WOMAN!!!!!!1!

[weak jackal]

gonna do shopping

[proven crown]

Wo, plague be upon ye.

[worn scroll]

learn from my example

[tulip ravine]

Go eep then Fr

[weak jackal]

no it 9 am

i just woke up 3 hours ago

[tulip ravine]

9 am eep

[weak jackal]

I must endure

[tulip ravine]

EEPY TIME EEPY TIME

[tulip ravine]

Tbf I’m pretty eepy

Altho the gf said if I sleep before she’s home I’m dead

[tulip ravine]

Da hungy catapillar frrr?

[valid gazelle]

I want some caterpillar inflation fat art now

[tulip ravine]

I’m making cheesy fries

I’m tipsy and I’m surprised I haven’t burnt the house down

[tulip ravine]

But still

Cheesy fries

[worn scroll]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/474979876013735976/1127341417174401164/image0.jpg

[valid gazelle]

Dam girl

Are u a construction worker?

Because you are building

[worn scroll]

(They are in Fortnite)

[valid gazelle]

👍

[solar obsidian]

damn, trans hours

goodnight

[pastel quartz]

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/sound-of-poggers-died-of-ball-fart-goku-gif-20892012

[weak jackal]

sleep tite homie

[worn scroll]

sorry this isn’t a safe space for you honey :)

[gloomy jay]

Yearly brainfart visit

[grizzled meadow]

[gloomy jay]

Hi guys

[gloomy jay]

WAIT YOU CANT JUST GO TO SLEEP

[grizzled meadow]

[gloomy jay]

[grizzled meadow]

BROOOOOO

Ahahahahahahaah

Real knows real

[gloomy jay]

Bro...

Its like...m

I'm falco

[high meteor]

holy shit 2 falcos

[gloomy jay]

I'm falco fr

[grizzled meadow]

[gloomy jay]

Fr

[grizzled meadow]

Damn the longer version

Crimmas an incredible purchase

[gloomy jay]

Yea it's a pretty cool vide- HELP

[grim sluice]

Damn falco stop talking to yourself

[gloomy jay]

Banned

Yes

[grizzled meadow]

Ahahahahahahahahaha

[gloomy jay]

Falco fr fr ban this guy

[grizzled meadow]

Impossible to ban Ted

Ted will be banned over my dead body

[gloomy jay]

That ain't falco...

[grim sluice]

WHy is Falco talking to himself in chat.

[gloomy jay]

[high meteor]

say something only falco would say

[grizzled meadow]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Jfc Crimmas best user hands down

[gloomy jay]

Finnish people aren't real

Also true

[grizzled meadow]

Don't talk about "swedish" people as well

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473706892057772054/1128454190168027226/he_he.mp4

[gloomy jay]

I'd like to leave this hell

I'm developing schizophrenia

I asked

lmao

[grizzled meadow]

Already did that before you asked

[native jungle]

Bro I am here by choice. It's not bad.

[gloomy jay]

I really am you fr

Ride the wave of room temperature iq mixing together in a single chat

(Jk ily)

[solar obsidian]

cringe

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/312630255707881483/1128470455213363240/CAT_IN_WASHING_MACHINE_ORIGINAL_TIKTOK.mov

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/have-boof-dies-judgement-yakuza-gif-21294389

[worn scroll]

I am cringe but I am free

[solar obsidian]

cope

[undone wave]

The gun in my left hand is named Reason and the one in my right is named Debate

One lucky brainfarter will have their gender transed

[worn scroll]

seethe

[thin cedar]

this place here fr fr

[weak jackal]

😔

[worn scroll]

Actually it’s more like this

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/659421655210393670/1099698327060226048/4E052FB4-4D98-45EA-9B04-1E1FED6A3565.png

[weak jackal]

This is how i met my wife

I called her a soyboy and she called me a cuck

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439519603459227661/1128471817070317568/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp_1.mp4

[weak jackal]

we were married in 3 months

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F0qlOybXwAEE3tN?format=jpg&name=medium

[worn scroll]

how romantic 🥰

[worn scroll]

I am an Abby supremacist. Fuck Joel

[weak jackal]

I love them both

I have room in my heart for all of my last of us pals

[grim sluice]

Only Fat geralt is based

[weak jackal]

Joel wearing a shirt saying "I love my lesbian daughter" and Abby wearing a shirt saying "Golfer? I hardly know her"

[grim sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/the-last-of-us2-lev-tlou2-fat-geralt-lev-punched-gif-18141870

[grizzled meadow]

The fuck is a irls now

[weak jackal]

friends in the real

instead of on the internet

irl = in real life

holy shit abby what have you done

[worn scroll]

Based

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439519668819066880/1128475147377070120/just_a_normal_day_in_nevada-1-1.mov

[grizzled meadow]

Damn longer version

Today Brainfart is the gift that keeps on giving

[worn scroll]

https://twitter.com/milkydraws8/status/1678768644829118467?s=20

m (@milkydraws8)

i hated her as a kid but if i lost a bbw to a van-dwelling soundcloud rapper then she died and i had to raise their kid i woulda started eating my own organs

Likes

15921

Retweets

2834

Twitter · Jul 11, 2023, 2:10 PM

[grizzled meadow]

I swear this dude is a powerful version of Daniela

[weak jackal]

fr fr

pearl managed to get a new baddie tho

good for her

pearl somehow cannonically has game

[worn scroll]

Me too

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/4ylo3g1ciwb11.png

like look at this

mad game

[worn scroll]

she never called any of them back

a true champion

[weak jackal]

she's a player and heart breaker fr

https://i.redd.it/4yljdl9ad9bb1.jpg

[grim sluice]

https://youtu.be/RDwflUjd9u4

[primal kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015170838087094282/1128486056480739338/181800912_2551634298315090_1660771799100207973_n.png

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/312630255707881483/1128488613139718225/47e495e484234912bc690a33d591995c.mp4

[runic kernel]

Good morning brainfart

[tulip ravine]

I’m gonna send this to my grandma who doesn’t know texting

Rewatching f1

[gusty willow]

Pics or it didn't happen

[tulip ravine]

Sus

[gusty willow]

Yea you sus

[tulip ravine]

You smell tho

[gusty willow]

I smell good

[ruby minnow]

mfw my friend says lets do one last short mission before sleeping

mission lasts for 1 hour

[uncut obsidian]

alo

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-morty-rick-and-morty-20minutes-adventure-quick-adventure-gif-22364490

[nimble night]

Me playing Red Dead 2

[crimson pagoda]

imagine going out with a girl and it starts raining, you turn around and its a fucking watermelon

the melussy

[grizzled meadow]

Send in DMs

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bUVtX.gif

[grizzled meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741750076451323964/1103386825453744249/togif-1.gif

Yeah I need some Holy water now

[uncut obsidian]

dms

kill me

[quartz ridge]

remember. no pin.....

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/485346857833332736/1128451192939364442/v12044gd0000cim4mprc77ufq9l29sag.mov

[quartz ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/870045427116965939/1118798555482697788/caption.gif

[mint mist]

send me too

[heavy halo]

Hello cats

[mint mist]

please

[runic kernel]

Hi Meowmachine hi maja

[wide gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550869975385112606/1080110956077645895/Garrys_Mod_x64_2_17_2023_10_25_53_AM.png

[valid gazelle]

I think that perhaps, that might be Dunban over there

[wide gate]

@fading shuttle

[valid gazelle]

Where Justice?

[high meteor]

aw naw heltaker invading again

[wide gate]

Here

[fading shuttle]

idc give modeus

[valid gazelle]

Thank

[high meteor]

Nevermind go back to helltaker

[valid gazelle]

As the protagonist of System Shock 2 once said. In his endless wisdom after spending what felt like an eternity surviving the horrors of an alien hive mind, staring up at an AI that once threatened to destroy all of human civilization…

[valid gazelle]

https://youtu.be/kjxie7U0vgw

[valid gazelle]

https://youtu.be/rixzL5WlS-Y

[worn scroll]

dutyer
figures tbh

[heavy halo]

Who wnana kiss

5 dollar

[uncut obsidian]

wh

[heavy halo]

Listen mwadi times r tough

I needs money

[high meteor]

Mf thinks he 5 dollar

Better increase that

[valid gazelle]

I already have this

[uncut obsidian]

same

get a job lulw

[valid gazelle]

Go to Walmart. If they hired me, they’ll hire anyone.

[heavy halo]

NEVER

i hate working

[heavy halo]

im loaded so i dont gotta

[heavy halo]

:3

[quartz ridge]

i love cats but like

my fucking cat

my sister was holding him and walked up to me to chat

[quartz ridge]

and the FUCKER

[quartz ridge]

lunges at my ear

and causes me to bleed a fuck ton

[uncut obsidian]

loaded?

[fading shuttle]

his nuts are full

[wide gate]

You want to kill Strelok so you can remember something about yourself.

I want to kill Strelok because the swamp hobos said so.

We're not the same.

[valid gazelle]

Damn, he should go take a piss then.

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/darkviperau-get-real-meme-gif-20233743

[fading shuttle]

i couldnt even get a bounty

[runic kernel]

Hi Mezzy Hi Madi

[wide gate]

Hiiiii

[valid gazelle]

Here’s a picture of Joseph Stalin. I’m out of ideas

[runic kernel]

Hi Alex

[void stream]

I am now interested in duty as a faction

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1108963676200906752/1115640238769963078/RPReplay_Final1684705161.mov

[uncut obsidian]

hi

[lament vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1aRFza27HLc

[pastel quartz]

I was banned and I ended up here

[oblique spire]

alo catboy

❤️

[runic kernel]

Hi llama

[upper axle]

https://www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZT8dxUtx2/

[mint mist]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1104583858629918830/1124764969548927098/image.png

[misty onyx]

i’m going to lose it

[undone wave]

https://youtu.be/qh_yQlCBmTU

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NzoD7HcGjUc

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761167025283133/1128571678235054172/RDT_20230709_163559.mp4

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/776201918531239957/1111653123497402449/no_placek.gif

[oblique spire]

No Russian could not be done today

[rose ferry]

real

[solar obsidian]

i hate society

https://tenor.com/view/joker-the-dark-knight-laughing-crazy-creepy-gif-17500235

[oblique spire]

[misty onyx]

where is my mass shooting mission in vidyia? 1984 society has oppressed game making

[nimble night]

Hatred was pretty meh. Posta 2 is your best option.

[misty onyx]

im pretty sure hatred was just bait

[nimble night]

Its okay

Better with mods, but still really limited. The bones are good if they'd just make a good top down shooter.

[misty onyx]

i think the game studio that made it just does isometric rts games now

yeah

[solar obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1125145113836933210/caption-1-4.gif

forgot to say hello earlier.

[runic kernel]

Hi Delight Hi S5yn3T

[fading shuttle]

Kitty

[solar obsidian]

p!cat // @heavy peak, see i wasn't ignored. screw you
hello Catboy

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[pastel quartz]

so cute

[fading shuttle]

Nah I am a hater

[weak jackal]

I haven't looked at brainfart all day

this is the most peaceful i've been in years

[fading shuttle]

The biggest inner peace moment I had was on the second this month where I entirely played starsector and almost never looked at discord

The entire day

[runic kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773440045167804446/1128604801538727976/F00k2tMWwAEnArB.png

[lunar brook]

Now that you have seen it you are getting evil

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26017314

[weak jackal]

unfortunately

[misty onyx]

giant kitties

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/wio0eorptdbb1.png

[quartz ridge]

False

We both know you would never pass a background check due to being a anime lover

Or being a schizoid

[silk needle]

Yeahhhh-

An overweight mall cop can over power even the most fit women in testing. The difference is genuinely terrifying.

I've tried to teach my fiance martial arts; she is quite fit, but when she has punched me in the arm as hard as she could. The punch felt like a teen male who just started martial arts.

[oblique spire]

yeehaw partner

[silk needle]

Indeed

Also that is the "dale from that one show with the propane guy" look.

[fading shuttle]

Haha you fool

They have already infiltrated everything

[silk needle]

Eh-

It's not really going to end up "getting better" so it's honestly easier to not give a damn.

[heavy halo]

Oh my god

I just bought class of 09

I love this so much

This is hilarious and im not 1 ingame minute in

[heavy halo]

I LIEF ABOUT HAVING AIDS AS AN EDCUSE TI SKIP CLASS AND NOW IM BEING FORCED TO DO A AIDS AWARENESS PRESENTATION IN THE GHM INGAME

IM GONNA KILL MYSELF WHAT

[devout hull]

what goes around cums

[heavy halo]

“The police are here to keep us safe”
“Is that why a tickets 200 dollars? They’re keeping my safe, holy shit”

I LOVE THIS GAME LOL

i suffer from actual clinical depression but seeing the main character use it as an excuse gets a pass from me, its funny as shit

[somber warren]

thats why woman have to go for the balls, throat or eyes

in a Fight to the death, wemen will always loose if she doesn't play "unfair"

there is no unfair if its about your life btw

[weak jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67KuYI8_SFo

[quartz ridge]

Everyone interested in tactics and wrestling

Kid named glock

[weak jackal]

kid named poison applied 20 minutes ago

[quartz ridge]

I will never stop my pakistani blabber of everyone needs to stay strapped

[somber warren]

well yeah obviously if you can get a gun go for it duh

especially if woman

best force multiplier

[quartz ridge]

God created man.

John Moses browning made them equal

[weak jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrGWn8s2Yj0

[heavy halo]

kid named running away because im too scared to fight

3:

[somber warren]

wasn't it Colt made them all equal

i'm pretty sure it was Colt

[quartz ridge]

Pretty sure it goes browning

Both men were true chads however

[grizzled meadow]

@somber warren

[somber warren]

true

[quartz ridge]

Both making guns still used today

I think the marines only now stopped using the 1911

[somber warren]

poopenfarten sounds like dutch bro

wtf

[quartz ridge]

Also i heard west point still gives out gucci 1911s with engraving

[somber warren]

i googled

i am right

[silk needle]

It's not even that. The advantage is so large it's nearly impossible to do anything. You could hypothesize kicking a guy in the balls but most guys are well aware of that. Guys are taller meaning they have longer arms meaning she would have to get well within his reach for her to do anything. All of the cards are stacked in the male aggressors favor.

[quartz ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/776201918531239957/1111653123497402449/no_placek.gif

Im pretty small to be honest

Bad genetics + short parents

All the height went to my cousins

[somber warren]

yep, thats why you need a gun, or like pepper spray but pepper spray can be a double edged sword with wind and shit, well and you only disorient the threat and not neutralize it

[quartz ridge]

I mean everyone says to go learn karate or something which im not opposed to

Cept for its easier to practice drawing and shooting

[silk needle]

I do mma, BJJ and can instantly shift to an instructor role if I wanted. I've seen 1st years take out 5th year women in spars.

[quartz ridge]

I aint fat neither

[heavy halo]

Hi falco :3

[somber warren]

learning both is good

[lament vapor]

https://youtube.com/shorts/wG3uFo4oZXU?feature=share

[somber warren]

it can't hurt

[quartz ridge]

On god

[heavy halo]

Falco is awesome right guys

[somber warren]

you can shoot, and you can fight

[quartz ridge]

I dont drink or do any type of drugs neither

( religon )

[somber warren]

Falco is very Germanophobic i hate him

also italian

[heavy halo]

That makes him better

[quartz ridge]

So i dont think id get handicapped by something like that

[grizzled meadow]

I'm very SenorTorresphobic

[somber warren]

You fucking biggot

[quartz ridge]

Do you speak german

[heavy halo]

I love wizard posting

[grizzled meadow]

We love casting spells

[heavy halo]

AAAAAH

[silk needle]

Kali is the only martial art someone who wasn't born a male could use to get the upper hand and Kali is based around defensive use of weapons like knives and blunt metal rods.

[heavy halo]

just use a gun

or run

Hope ur faster

[quartz ridge]

TWIST HIS DICK!!!!

[heavy halo]

WHAT?

I JUST REMEMBERED THE BALLIF SMACK HIS NUTA

Does getting hit in the nuts actually hurt that bad

[quartz ridge]

Yes

[heavy halo]

R u lying

[quartz ridge]

You hit hard enough id rather you shoot me

[heavy halo]

Well where are we getting shot?

[quartz ridge]

It fucking hurts

[heavy halo]

yk cuz like

[somber warren]

"could" still very risky

[heavy halo]

we talkin the head orr-?

[quartz ridge]

I dunno outside the hopsital

[heavy halo]

oh

[quartz ridge]

To be fair i dont know any spot you can shoot someone and they wont suffer massive damage

[heavy halo]

Im still gonna kick yours if i ever see you irl

[silk needle]

This entire tangent is based on a video of north Korean woman showing off martial arts followed by a 6'6 285lbs marine or something.

[quartz ridge]

Thats why i carry

[heavy halo]

i would like to apologize

[thin willow]

Wizardposting

[quartz ridge]

Im not getting jumped like my dad almost did back when he was in HS

[thin willow]

This is good

What do I need to search for to find more

[quartz ridge]

He said about 20 indian kids chased him into a classroom

The thing is that he had friends in that classroom who were actual gang members and scared them off by pulling up their shirts and showing they had glocks on them

[thin willow]

What are the Keywords

[heavy halo]

Wizard core

Wizard

wizard posting

Just search wizard

[thin willow]

Wizard core

[silk needle]

Like bitch wth you gonna do against 1 grit(my nickname for people so dumb they were probably hit in the head by a rock"1 grit") the 285 6'6" marine.

[somber warren]

i'm sure this time they retreat for real and not just troll us again into breaking up our lines to chase them off

[solar obsidian]

rename brainfart to some medieval shit

[heavy halo]

I agree

Lets vote to make brainfart renammed to a medivel name for a week

[solar obsidian]

#we-love-casting-farts ?

[somber warren]

this is why you are best helper fr fr

[heavy halo]

I vote for deights suggestion

Brainicusfartious

abra ca dabra

[grizzled meadow]

Berry Delight deep within

[solar obsidian]

#brains-farts-alot

[quartz ridge]

I remember a story of my dad going to a rentor of his's workplace due to her not paying for 2 months

He goes to speak to her and she brings out a 6'6 280 pound man who has a gaint fucking wrench

My dad is obviously shorter ( growing up in Pakistan and in a village )

Hes smiling at my dad and my dad smiles back while having his hand behind his back

Reason why? My dad was carrying that particular day lmfao

[heavy halo]

Wizard posting

[somber warren]

only in murica

[quartz ridge]

Pakistani men in my area were and still are known for walking around with their hands behind their back so it seemed like nothing was out of the ordinary

[quartz ridge]

Fuck yeah man my dad's cousins once threatened to beat him up saying they will get 7 other guys to show up and my dad just responded that if that happened they would all learn a lesson and that he would take a few of them at least down with him

[silk needle]

Once again: this was in regards to a north Korean female soldier showing off martial arts who sure as shit won't be able to beat "1 grits" ass.

[quartz ridge]

Well to be fair
I doubt any cqb would be THAT close

[heavy halo]

Why r u doing cqb anyways

[quartz ridge]

More or less only happens in movies

[heavy halo]

Just get far enough and cast a spell

duhh

:3

[quartz ridge]

Spell named 45. Acp

[heavy halo]

LOL

[somber warren]

the average: i get loads of guys
most of the time, no one will show up

[solar obsidian]

[heavy halo]

speakin of there a vr game that combines guns and magic its called light brigade on steam check it out

I want it but i dont have a vr headset

Could someone buy me one?

[quartz ridge]

Very true

[somber warren]

no

[heavy halo]

:(

[quartz ridge]

Man my dad has funny stories of back home

[solar obsidian]

no, maja

i mean meowmachine

[heavy halo]

im not maja-

[somber warren]

fucking shameless maja alts fr fr

[heavy halo]

u silly hoose

[quartz ridge]

One uncle got deported

He made a new passport and came right back with a new identity

[somber warren]

always asking for stuff

[heavy halo]

I THOUGHT I WAS HERE BEFORE MAJA?

[somber warren]

last time maja asked for a skin in dead by daylight

[silk needle]

I normally carry cuz Michigan has pretty good firearm laws for a blue state given there's so much hunting.

[somber warren]

what a fucking clown

20 bucks skin

[heavy halo]

you’re right im maja

Maja maja maja maja maja maja

[quartz ridge]

My dad even though its california / commiefornia hell managed to get a ccw for a ak pistol

Serbian m92

[silk needle]

Wait he was able to conceal carry an SBR in Cali?

[quartz ridge]

Its a pistol

Lmfao

Which is a pain now

Due to us not being able to make it " featureless " with a fin grip

[somber warren]

has no buttstock
atf: yep thats a pistol
only in murica

[quartz ridge]

Requiring the goofy ass mag lock that makes you manually load rounds into the magazine bu a window slit

[somber warren]

cringe af

[quartz ridge]

The laws will change soon enough

[silk needle]

I mean atf are pricks and are more 50/50 on their qualifications than any illegal legislative body.

[quartz ridge]

Or by then we will move to a new state probs oregon

[quartz ridge]

Man fuck the ATF

Fuck any fed or cop who enforces dumbass gun laws

Im not gonna willingly work with child killers and dog killers

[silk needle]

They're being brought to the supreme court for overstepping their authority as an enforcement agency by creating legislation.

[solar obsidian]

[heavy halo]

guys what do i do herr

Here

[silk needle]

And if that happens all of their "laws" will collapse near instantaneously.

[solar obsidian]

where?

[heavy halo]

She asked if i like girls yoo

WHAT DO I DO

I WANNA MAKE HER CRY FOR FUNNY BUT THAT SO MEAN

[quartz ridge]

Be a meanster

[quartz ridge]

Man what pisses me off is that ol hunter got off scott free

With a crime that would land anyone else a fucking felony and time in prison

He didnt even get a felony btw just house arrest

[heavy halo]

im gonna engage in girl kissing im sorry i couldnt do it

Im sorry brainfart im a girl kisser

[somber warren]

bro your playing a game

[heavy halo]

ITS FUN

[somber warren]

touch grass

[quartz ridge]

NORMALIZE SCHIZOPHRENIC RANTS!

[heavy halo]

nuh uh

i eated it all

[quartz ridge]

Impossible for someone this far deep

[heavy halo]

Im literally a brainfart exile al

[somber warren]

worth a try

[heavy halo]

Brainfart is my home

im immune to grass

[silk needle]

I cut my leg open on one of my pants inbuilt metal belt loops

[heavy halo]

Are u okay???

[silk needle]

Yes

It's the shame that hurts more than the cut.

[heavy halo]

oh-

[silk needle]

I now have to be like "I got a gash on my leg from a pair of pants I left on my bed"

[quartz ridge]

Im so down with the Tism that Rubbing alcohol doesnt burn anymore due to how much i got hurt as a kid

[devout hull]

I cast fart.

[silk needle]

What if you just have a really high pain tolerance?

[solar obsidian]

tescular torsion

[quartz ridge]

Even now i havent used rubbing alcohol on a wound in over 2 years but it still doesnt sting

( i used it today because my fucking cat scratched the shit out of my ear )

[quartz ridge]

Maybe not sure though

[somber warren]

literally the worst pain i ever felt

pain scale 10/10

[silk needle]

Stitching myself up is not out of the question although I'd probably have to bite down on something.

[somber warren]

feels like someone kicks you in the balls every 5 sec

[solar obsidian]

luckily i never had it

[silk needle]

But it doesn't look deeper than 2-4mm so I'm good.

[quartz ridge]

I think the worst pain i ever felt so far was when i was paragliding in Pakistan and the guy who set it up made it too tight and it crushed my right nut

And i couldnt feel it there for about a week after

Basically the harness crushed my right nut

My aunts said i had a " pale look to my face " and when i landed i instantly collapsed

[somber warren]

how long is the cut

[silk needle]

It's the length of my knee

I mean I'm not seeing tissue

[somber warren]

then its fine, throw a band aid on there and disinfect

[silk needle]

I may be a med school transfer, but it's not looking to be stitches.

[quartz ridge]

Rubbing alcohol and neosporan

Or like i did 99% of the time

Just put pressure on it till it didnt bleed no more and wash it occasionally

[silk needle]

Microbiology is fun, but medical microbiology included too many people

[heavy halo]

i have no medical knowledge but i used to cut so just throw some soapy warm water and ur good to go

Always worked for me never had any infection even when it was tissue deep

[quartz ridge]

I used cold water

[silk needle]

I still went through the general course up till rotations before I transferred.

[quartz ridge]

Wtf type of monster uses hot water

[heavy halo]

Warm water is good thi

Not hot wtf

Im not turning myself into a soup

[silk needle]

Warm salt water

[somber warren]

pee on it

[heavy halo]

i just meant like warm water cu

WHAT????

[quartz ridge]

Warm water hot water same thang if my hand isnt freezing its not good enough

[silk needle]

I'll normally trail it with some dilute h2o2

[quartz ridge]

Mkay bear grills

[somber warren]

it works, but only your own pee

pee is disinfectant

[quartz ridge]

That

I don't trust you no offense

If pee is the stuff our body throws out

[somber warren]

why do you not trust a german

[quartz ridge]

True

[somber warren]

when did germans ever do something untrustworthy

[solar obsidian]

[silk needle]

And then cover it in a MB; Hyaluronic acid and dmso+10% petroleum jelly as an aerated salve.

[quartz ridge]

19- banned

[somber warren]

no everyone was on vacation

[silk needle]

That's for extreme stuff

It can heal like 14 year old scars.

[solar obsidian]

not study for their art exams

[quartz ridge]

Dumb down for us retards

[somber warren]

thats austrians

[solar obsidian]

i forgot

[somber warren]

see?

no untrustwhorthy actions here

[solar obsidian]

lucky you, i dont know history

[somber warren]

[heavy halo]

did the british ever do anything wrong

[somber warren]

yes

[heavy halo]

wrong

[quartz ridge]

Man i hate how weak my hands and legs feel after im done fixing myself up after my fat ass cat LUNGED at me and scratched 4 parts of my ear

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/OLtT69fZIS0

[silk needle]

Uh common application fish tank cleaner (methylene blue) has a ton of healing effects+ Hyaluronic acid stores moisture to allow for the wound to heal faster, and dmso allows for the solution to bond with the cells better creating exponential effects; the petroleum jelly allows for it to be kinda sticky/smooth like Neosporin and aerating it allows for oxygen to directly enter the wound even if it's covered tightly.

[somber warren]

eyo 9/11 reference

[quartz ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/776201918531239957/1111653123497402449/no_placek.gif

Fr fred in Scooby-Doo was a chad

[silk needle]

Tldr it heals things really well and compounds with itself it's like buff stacking if it were a medicine, but I don't recommend using it. People are commonly allergic to this stuff and it can be easily deadly if used improperly.

[quartz ridge]

Loved traps more than woman ( real )

[quartz ridge]

Its like stacking food items in fallout?

[somber warren]

@grizzled meadow

[silk needle]

And I'm a PhD student not an MD so I'm not giving medical advice at all this is just a technique used for healing skin cells.

[quartz ridge]

@grizzled meadow sorry for the blue falcon but uh

[somber warren]

they still can see that

[pastel quartz]

[silk needle]

Kinda

[quartz ridge]

I dont like seeing a fucking terrorist attack that killed innocents

It isnt normal

Same as watching gore

[silk needle]

It's like using 30 stims at once, it heals you really quick but it wastes your resources by weakening the immune system.

[heavy halo]

What was deleted?

[quartz ridge]

My man i grew up with live leak and funker

[somber warren]

9/11 footage compilation

[solar obsidian]

noooo, i didnt see it

[quartz ridge]

( kid named nobody watched me while i browsed the web )

[heavy halo]

damn wtf dark humor is a thing but i dont think straight up footage of 9/11 counts as that

[quartz ridge]

Dark humour is like food

Not everybody gets it

What it isnt is gore

[silk needle]

I've seen at least 6 beheadings in my life. Gen z memes are weak.

[somber warren]

do your job helper boy, help the man find the door

[quartz ridge]

Or terrorist attack montages

[heavy halo]

yeah i agree

[solar obsidian]

who?

[quartz ridge]

Only 6?

Its fucked up

[silk needle]

At least.

[somber warren]

@pastel quartz this guy

[quartz ridge]

But theres a bunch more

[solar obsidian]

but his memes are good

[silk needle]

And I only specified beheadings.

[heavy halo]

i once saw one that made me vomit and at the time i was really desensitized

[somber warren]

The Rules are the Rules, people have been banned for less

[quartz ridge]

I will never not see that man's face in my dreams sometimes

[somber warren]

do your job funny helper man

[quartz ridge]

Man i wish aldo was back

Unironically sometimes

[somber warren]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/989371987115778118/1072216568915832832/B7D438AE-DE6D-456E-B999-116AE431A8D2.gif

[heavy halo]

WHATTT

[heavy halo]

TWD KIND OF KILL

[silk needle]

9/11 memes crop up every September they aren't anything new.

[heavy halo]

Do you think if someone was strong enough they could genuinely pull out your throat with bare hands

[solar obsidian]

these people are crying because they got caught posting rule breaking memes

[quartz ridge]

Someone made a nft off the guy who jumped off the twin towers

Like unironically

Someone made a nft of that guy who got famous

[somber warren]

these people?

[heavy halo]

yeah thats kinda fucked uo

[quartz ridge]

FUCK i hated chinese factory accidents man

[heavy halo]

has anyone seen that video if a guy in a motorcycle accident when a tire hit his head and took it off with the helmet clean?

[quartz ridge]

Like unironically i saw one and will never see one

Ever agaib

[heavy halo]

Shout out to everyone in the chat who had free access to the internet since a child and are now very disturbed

[silk needle]

Yeah

[solar obsidian]

amen 🙏

[somber warren]

my dad showed me a Isis beheading when i was 11

[silk needle]

Love all the mentally disturbed homies

I send them all a kiss good night.

[quartz ridge]

I saw one of a guy with a PKM blind firing then getting down to cover and then he gets plincked in the head

Years ago but it was in the middle east 100%

[remote vine]

Based

[solar obsidian]

my past time cartoons were happy tree friends

[somber warren]

i love that shit

[quartz ridge]

I have a friend who watched that shit and unironically she is the most nicest and normal out of everyone

[silk needle]

Double whammy eh?

[solar obsidian]

i dont enjoy them now and i have no clue why i liked it before

[heavy halo]

i once saw one of a guy getting beheaded but the thing that made it so disturbing was he was breathing so loudly and made a bubbling sound

I still hear the sound whenever i think of it

[solar obsidian]

but i used to watch it a lot being 8-11

[quartz ridge]

But yeah ill never forget this one fucking go pro cam of a guy in a gunner seat getting THROWN the fuck out of his gunner seat

Dude survived magically

[thin willow]

The shock factor probably

[heavy halo]

did he get behind the truck and pickup a gl and his m4?

i remember a video like that

[quartz ridge]

Yeah

[heavy halo]

yeah we both saw it

[solar obsidian]

eh, it doesnt shock me because its a cartoon, but it's just disturbing to watch and enjoy it

[quartz ridge]

He was speaking to a Afghan army guy too

[heavy halo]

it was crazy how he stood there and then snapped back to the situation he was in if we saw the same video

[pastel quartz]

I'm aware of the situation

[quartz ridge]

He got up and was dazed

Heard gun fire and ducked for cover

It was also on youtube aswell i think

I know the og website it was from but i dont want you guys going onto it

[heavy halo]

Yeah

[quartz ridge]

Watching war footage is unironically awful

[silk needle]

I grew up on a military base and I was about 4 when 9/11 happened so I wasn't personally affected in that regard; what got me was 4 years later the base was still super secure in comparison and we were driving back through the checkpoint when the car in front of us got lit up because it was attempted to be used as a battering ram to get into the barracks at Virginia Beach naval base.

[heavy halo]

i know alot of people say war is awful and horrible and all that

[oblique spire]

the drip is real

[heavy halo]

But i dont think anybody can truly experience how bad it is untill you’re participating in one

[quartz ridge]

Everyone thinks of war ( Cough cough nato lovers mainly ) that war is like how desert storm was basically a full on fully planned all goes well thing

[quartz ridge]

Nobody but vets understand

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/team-america-fuck-yeah-america-america-fuck-yeah-fly-over-gif-14515845

[silk needle]

Yep

[quartz ridge]

Ive talked to my fair share of vets and they fucking regret it

Like risky chrisky said

Everyone was lied to about Afghanistan how he felt terrible for the deaths of innocent civilians

I know a few people who hate the government for lying to them

[heavy halo]

i know its not my place to speak but the one think i always hated was the treatment of vets, everybody always criticizes the goverment and military and say they did the wrong things and did this wrong but when they go to criticize it they put all the blame on the veterans

Especially like after vietnam

[quartz ridge]

Vietnam was fucked

Draftees man

Fuck the draft

The draft should be abolished

Sending young men to die when they realize how the state simply wants to throw away their lives

[heavy halo]

and then those who survived where treated horrible as if it was their fault everything happended

Think this counts as politics n war? Should we shush up a bit?

[quartz ridge]

One vet i saw in a documentary said " they told us we would be treated like heros. Like the ones in France during world war 2, i thought id get flowers thrown my way or wine but all i got was stares "

[quartz ridge]

Maybe

[heavy halo]

im gonna go back to my game, but yeah i agree

[quartz ridge]

Imma sleep now

[heavy halo]

Gn!!!

Sleep wel

[quartz ridge]

I will not

[heavy halo]

Oh no

[pastel quartz]

Infiltration unit