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cock rock galacTic
Everything is propaganda it came free with your society
deep cock galactci
but yeah bl2 because its fun and i spent hundreds of hours just.... having fun non stop
metro 2033 is so good
tlou2 because very emotional story that i just kept thinking about even after beating it, and i got the rare urge to immediately play it again after beating it
but 2033 is classic
i didnt play exodus
and signalis because hot damn story. and night in the woods because hot damn story
luv me stories
PLAY IT ITS SO FUCKING GOOD
aaaaaaa
i will maybe sometime
metro exodus? its train exodus
all metro games are good. Next metro game should be open world in moskau or st petersburg
you can travel to different stations through different tunnels, explore and find new ways
and please make Taran the goat main char god please
mezzy
modeus
next metro game should be another mad max game
do not
my beloved
This is very nice. Where it is from?
agreed
the gif finder
thats literally all i want, would be so fun
Why does she have a hammer
Taran the goat solving every problem with murder
moskau sounds funny
moskau)))
I just want a game with harley quinn as the main character that doesn't suck
and yet i am constantly let down
its german name for moscow
thanks suicide squad and your consequences
she can break your legs with a hammer
lol jerma
Thanks but no thanks
I will stick to mercenary women
based, stalcraft still full of cheaters?
cloth duty modern warfare 2
yes still full
not as many but its still shit game
what is stalcraft
thats why i stopped
same ^
yeah kinda
i just wish for actual stalker mulitplayer
without sus af russian devs that can't release the game bc someone leaked something for the 20th time
germans can't be black
what
what
Wdym. I know one.
He has German passport and is German.
should i rewatch stra wrsa epidose 3 resith of the turn
For some unknown reason, I have decided to read old 2015 MLP fics.
They're alright.
The comments are silly, though.
Brainfarters can't be amer*can
shdou i rewtcha straw wars episod 3
no
whie
hmmn
turtles vs straws
rooting for turts to win
The turtles will eat the straws for breakfast.
Russian hackers posing as "Anonymous Sudan" are ddosing my fanfic site and holding it hostage for bitcoin
this day sucks
Then die.
i wanted to read my stories before bed time
30000 right?
An orgasm before sleeping does feel nice.
I'm just happy fanfic writers get fucked
and readers
all that wierd shit
next hack weebs pls
they're literally just writing stories about fandoms or characters they like 💀
aint that a broad generalization
But hopefully when i wake up it'l be back to normal
it won't be
Well i'm an optimist
by the grace off allah they shall close this site for eternity
ameen
inshallah
🤝
omg john!!!
what even is a comfort character?
Character that when you think about you are comfy
or just a character you really like
Good fella
makes me think about my childhood
i am sans undertale
simple times
Prank em John
Fart smella
Smart fella by day
playing rdr with my dad for the fírst time, being blown away by the detail and the graphics
somehow most of my comfort characters are either mean women, traumatized women, or both
Fart smella by night
Sounds like everysingle danganronpa fan i met
What does this mean ms lemon?

only bad people draw conclusions there
i am bad people

Realest
I started my 3rd playthrough of rdr2 yesterday
based
Don't
Reggaeton John remix when
author went to an island i think
and rode a baloon
and helped invent the electric chair maybe
i should do my 4th playthrough soon, but i will wait till winter, so my pc is my heating. If i run rdr2 rn my pc would probably catch fire with 30c outside
I do everything except the main missions until there's literally nothing left
Balloon riding 
Wdym
that is the way to play
ahuyet spasibo papasha
||fuckin whore sadie got the baloon man killed, worst character i swear||
any women who look like this dm me please
you know what i mean
What a fine dunmeri woman
Apparently i dont
actually she's a high elf who died and came back a banshee
F u c k
The god damn altmeri strike again
Literally me
chinese food...
soo coool and tall and magic
Is that Ethan Winters and his wife?
yes
Yss
i literally never had the spicy shit, and i eat lots of spicy food
GOLD
shoot an arrow at a dude and yell "Fuck off shorty"

we are rich!
rock and stone!
kill the gay elf
real
thousands dead
fuck bugs (dont fuck bugs, kill em)
BILLIONS DEAD
I've heard of bedbugs but this is ridiculous
she is just into "ooh im so quirky waaah murder kill" characters and thats kinda cringe
repub?
nah she just commited suicide, saw the afterlife and was like "oh fuck that"
also got shot to death at one point
dwarf beter
my girl has died 3 seperate times
dwarves are for people who want nothing but the bare minimum requirements for a personality
As it should be
i dislike dwarves
everytime i play an elf in games or whatever i lean into the stereotypes
always a treat

respect the venerable human fighter
Knife ear
we prefer the term tree cunts
True chads live beneath the surface of the earth and eke out a living on the precious metals and gemstones beneath, occasionally fighting mighty dragons, nasty goblins, and pouring vast quantities of molten metal into the water supplies of the Elves. (they deserved it)
Thanks to the anon from 4chan's /fit/ for the copypasta
Thumbnail art by Fa...
Tree cunting knife ear
ohoho
Damn leaf lover!
my backstory is that an elf slighted me once

tree sex
luv me leaves
my backstory is nothing went wrong i just crave violence
leave blade.... sword...
drills better
i love giant drills penetrating bugs (drg)
Elves living in trees 
Thermobaric Bomb
napalm
my favorite n word
nipples
both sticks to kids
WHGAT

Agent Orange



"On this episode of Mythbusters!.."
"We'll be testing if napalm really does stick to kids!"
guys i have a joke
Closed captioned with lyrics.
"the REAL Napalm Sticks to Kids, as recorded live by the First of the Ninth Chorus -- an impromptu group formed by troopers of the 1st of the 9th Cavalry, 1st Cavalry Division tape obtained in 1970 at Phuc Vinh, South Viet Nam."
The old video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpsaLApA2eQ) was taken down for "hate s...
what did the german guy said
Diggy diggy hole
glass of juice
peek female
Haha smooch fuck you!!!
and that tooo
This is truly a brainfart day
Iglo people be like
Im startin to like this place
or you play rdr1 to continue the story
I see yukari and femc
hohooh
Ivan got muted 

I like aigis
oh cool
Imagine posting a funny meme but the song playing in the background has a nono
LNAO
FUCKING
saejima
just my fucking luck lmao
Is it true doe
can i reroll?
god no
Based lemonela
this is more my style
bro
oh well this is much better
the fuc
Helicopta
he's nice
has to explain punchline = not funny
dworf
Dworf
So fucking true
Dworves unite
@haughty elbow remove "Slap" from your name and be more funneh
i need to explain things/have things explained in detail or else i don't get it
Why
It’s part of my persona, I can’t
that is... very sad tbh
I need people to give very literal instructions
carrot
no
if someone says "lift this box into this place" i'll do it, but then they'll get mad and be liek "Why didn't you lift the other boxes?!" and i'm like "you gotta be literal"
Honestly?
Mood
sounds like mixture of lazy and stupid
No it's because i have adhd and do things literally
im gonna go do some battlebitting
cockbox
the amount of times in my life i've been told "Use your initiative" or "its common sense" or "you should know this already" and i'm like
i was not born with that part of the brain
maybe use your brain sometimes
that might help
you gotta help me fill in the blanks so i can do the stuff
people seem to think i should know things that i was never told
^ my father
Is it battlebitting time
like "don't say that, it's rude" no one told me it was ever rude
i want to drink water
ever
it looks like oil but its water
was i just meant to guess my way through social landminde fields nonstop?
make sure to make eye contact
I fucking love digital devil saga
no one is gonna explain everything to you
and i want to drink it all
but we won't tell you exactly how much
common sense is a thing
it is
Not for neurodivergent people it isn't sometimes
listen i know loads of ppl with adhs
none of them are like this
you're not gonna belive this budy but neurodivergence is a spectrum
and not everyone is the same
like gender?
Confirmed
yeah
Mine literally just changes how I think about some things
fr
Doesn’t have any major impact on me
omw with an SKS
mine makes me forogr stuff and takes things literally
shoot him, enjoy human meat
also makes me tired
i want to play coop stalker but i dont have friends
Damn smellyella forgor
i am forgor
nuh uh
💀
where tf is coop stalker
Nuh uh
xrmpe and stalker belarus
until you run out of chicken
give him a tender kiss on the forehead
ok
already did
we find more
bless
( I will not betray, he is a discord friend. Trust me if he was a randomhwe would've been fucking eaten already)
Nice
metal fish solid
Looks like meats back on the menu boys
does xrmpe actually work? last time i checked the dev said he is gonna abandon the project and make his own game (which is basically a stalker rip off)
Fish eater
xrmpe works
until you don't
crab eater
still only zaton?
then
i dont think so
i will still not eat him
no
we will starve together
That was my Mrs 
until he makes the decision to not starve
i have better guns then him
i am literally rick grimes
You have a wife?
you ever been shot in the back of the head by makkie?
you die
big iron
a pump shotty
no matter what gear
he will
Nuh uh
better be faster then him
he would've been fucking eaten if we werent
jschlatt has been betrayed.
#jschlatt #schlatt #bigguy #shorts
never trust anyone in dayz
not even yourself
kobe bryant noooo 
Fuck is that
From what game
dead by daylight
latest patch notes nerf an f tier killer, ruin some shit perks, make already good perks useless and leave the 2 strongest killers untrouched once again
because the devs don't play their game (we have known this for several years at this point)
don't play it then
so now everyone is re-quouting the latest dlc chapter video that autoplays on game start
Damn
Sounds sad
wait wrong video
What once aided our survival, became the catalyst of our destruction.
Dead by Daylight’s End Transmission Chapter brings The Singularity, Gabriel Soma, and the Toba Landing Map into The Fog. Available June 13th.
Learn More: https://dbd.game/438opYc
Dead by Daylight is a multiplayer action/horror game where one player takes on the role of a b...
here we go
Last major update they said they were going to nerf a shit killers only good addons, and make healing 2x slower
everyone said that was fucking dumb
they did not launc that patch
just stop playing the game 5head
and then next patch they introduce even more insane changes and the playerbase is like "no one asked for this" so then no changes go through
rinse and repeat
stop playing le game
but then i can slaughter innocent people
skill issue schlatt
log out last
ez
okay bed time
i'm tired af
go sleeb
man i might buy the stalker board game, looks fun af
first board game i ever bought
Nicolas cage coming to dbd
all 3 of his perks are memes
@weak jackalGO SLEEP NOW
we're off boys
Actually?
who knows how to get friends so i can play coop stalker
I've been hitting the gym recently I thought I'd share my progress so far 
Fuck you
Nice
where pp
Trees have roots
you use roots to have sex?
Yes
Sex
woodick
Sex

hello
pass down the
tf does half of that even mean
is she complaining about the chance the offspring is male?
and referred as 'spawn a manlet'?
moneymaxx to become a betabuxx
i dont know that
one of those incel blackpill reddits
he wants to help his brother by making sure he doesnt create another manlet
where they confirm to eachother that there is no point in life
and that its doomed
if ur not 2 meters tall
so cuz his brother is a short king and moneymaxxed (made money lol another incel slang) this guy wants to make him think the world is fucked cuz hes short and to marry a tall girl so his kids are tall
Tony Soprano lookin ass
tf is this
ye they are degenerate incels
whole community of them
real incels
like real real
he will never recover
stupid fucking roomba
lets gooo
we got a manlet here
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS SO OVER
ITS SO JOEVER
its ok the 5 centimeters went somewhere else
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
joe biden is taller than you
at least your bigger then mama merkel
thats not a great accomplishment
how old are you
nah you grow until 21
wait you are under 18?
wemen grow until 23
remove them from brainfart
they legally cant be here
makes sense
makes sense bro 😯😯
why are brainfart exiles always under 18?
if crystal cant type in brainfart cus its nsfw, neither should he
think so
dumbassery
but i mean i was 6 feet since 14 years old
so you might be fucked
ok its fucked
its ok i will have a growspurt i will have a growspurt
9
5
2
keep acting up, you aint growin
im up you acting
you better act forward cus your ass aint ever going up
i will have a grow spurt
the hobbit cope
maaan its average ok
lmao number 7 is literally a facial composite scatch from the german police
number 7 is currently being stereotyped
literally my alarm tone
makes me actually wake up to turn that shit off
mans doing straight up Ronniecore
any alarm will have you up to turn it off after enough time
gotta go with 8
5
7 all the time in here and 9
ok aztec
go praise ra or whatever you do
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New sseth vid dropping in 2 minutes
pog
Hey hey people....
According to some people I can do a decent Impression of his "Hey people"
yes this new sseth video is made for @grizzled meadow
9
it's his pinned comment
hey hey people 
voice record and post here
Grim you are good at voice overs I can assure that 
You'll have to wait 6h till I'm home
we will be waiting

Man, a free clown show with the view. Not bad.
whats this from
idk
give this man some water
lord of war
nah idk
what?
national treasure is his best
ehhh
really good movie
i like lord of war but it's kinda forgettable
you are wrong
like literally such a garbage take, i thought for a second you are kha
how can the 1st part of the movie be forgetable?
and the the last part where he stand in a pile of bullets
hell and all of the african warfare

i remember 1 warlord wanted to be rambo even
and spoilers: ||how jaret leto died||
"online noob" what, are you 12?
amen 🙏
I validate your take with my agreement.
The scope is fairly impressive given the budget, but meh. Cage's performance isn't anything special either.
And the price for such a package is glorious
Not 200 euros for a half baked turd and an extra life savings for a dlc
that's a
right there
The clues were all there from the start
That's the joke just to pretend he didn't want to do that seriously (obviously)
He was trying to pin the comment during the countdown
I checked the chat
you don't say
here is falco racist against germans again, explaining the joke thinking germans are not able to understand jokes
I can't answer the way I want to answer because my lawyer etc.
Same here, I can't

i can understand jokes, one time a dude said to me i am the proof that germans can be funny
I have played like 20hrs of battlebit
It good
I am bad at everything in it except piloting

Transport bonus is just silly
Whenever you drop people off you get 10% of their points until their next respawn
i think my brain is getting smaller
hmm?
i mean
otherwise heli pilots wouldnt get points at all
So much to see
Rel
unironically
anytime i open the player list in battlebit my game lags
think I just had a date and she asked me: So are you one of those super smart autistic people

let's hope I can keep up the smart impression at least through the second date... man I have no idea why I agreed to this
is there legit a website to get a dating tutorial 
she thinks you are a high functioning autist
so she thinks you are high functioning, thats a compliment
I figured
she thinks you are rainman
how does one ask if their date has a schlong?
you reach for it

included dlc
I don't think I'm into that though, what would you say if schlong dlc was installed?
no thanks.mp4
Best $5 ever spent.
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@grizzled meadow
god damn new sseth vid too
yes
today is truly a blessed day
sseth is just peach cobbler if he took his meds
coked up on ritalin sseth is best sseth
but good for him kicking the habbit
a chump (you)
wrong, i sell you crushed up ibuprofen with bit of crushed up glass as coke
the cringiest shit i saw today
missed the chance to crash into a building
i didn't think he would actually blow us up lmao
i mean he called it
not his fault you didn't belive him
brainfart
I have a funny arma thing
vietnam dlc added white phosphorous claymores
I was expecting some experimental thing that never got mass use
but no it was just stories of soldiers taping WP grenades to their claymores
zased
same energy as them putting bean cans underneath the M60 beltfeed so the belt would go in smoother
if it works it works
Tactical BEANZZZ
what is mayor mccheese's body made of
To meet you?
it's true
vtuber audience in a nutshell
this has to be conspiracy
planes marked with owo will crash
i'm sure mh370 had a owo on there
it all makes sense now
doom if it SUCKED
im going to kill myself now
go ahead
can you livestream it
no, i dont wanna be the next you know who
gimme that live action ronnie mcnutt
obelix is based af
yeh kinda but hes still a SIMP for that one Falbala chick
tbh she is hot af
also she is the wife of the village elder
so based obelix steals village elders wife
i mean look at her
thats one fine female
what
speak english mf
Wait, isn't that the grill from Asterix and Obelix?
it is
S5 is interested
📋 Your current level
You're placed at 3298th in the leaderboard.
posted a pic but not the link?
I got you man.
https://youtu.be/uOnN9UXzH5g
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how do i turn on night vision scope
M
what
M button
holy fuck
fuck holy
it was bright
Roblox gamers
where
Imagine playing a roblox shooter
yeah
lol what is bad rats 2
probably the best game around
Battlebit is a good game
suspishocis 
Minecraft watermelons exist.
Who hit the dog in the head
today on obivious facts
it's an egg
an egg on da dog
dog wit da egg
oh my god its egg
A Dogg, If you will
degg
(ik its an egg, i was referencing old cartoons when they get hit in the head)
tom and jerry
Die
🥚
🐶
what in the goddamn..?
equestria at war is painfully well made
i do not understand why there is so much effort put into it
Fuck did i come back to
omg
"Equestria at War (EaW)
is a mod that tries to recreate the fantasy world of Equestria from My Little Pony franchise in a slightly darker setting with industrialization, corruption and political disagreements"
oh my god



