🎪bruh-fart

[ruby minnow]

its a good game

[nimble night]

He banned from Xbox

[ruby minnow]

he's banned from xbox discord

[nimble night]

If he goes online on a Microsoft game they'll find him...

[nimble night]

A mega jug?

[solar obsidian]

"help us find a cure" mfs when they overpay insulin

[weak jackal]

oh she must use facebook live

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/119844659420725248/1127936418392588350/1688933134446570.webm

[mint mist]

or do different kind of streams

[hasty dove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/215463649668497408/1127755829920137377/image.png

[pine bison]

that bottle is a geneva convention violation

[solar obsidian]

i wonder what a geiger counter would show

[pine bison]

local dumbass learns that twitch isnt the only streaming software in the world

[worn scroll]

the implication is that she’s a camgirl

[ruby minnow]

yeah there is also chaturbate

[nimble night]

Clearly just gives online piano lessons

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675071031680958564/1127947103428157560/356353151_6089557871153642_1148078248790020511_n.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675071031680958564/1127942109031317576/20230709_212826.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/244737807279456256/1127718770161500251/329.mp4

[nimble night]

Im like trying to find a reason to waste money on this Steam sale and I still cant

[severe flicker]

Ashes to ashes, Crust to crust.

[pine bison]

out fucking played

[solar obsidian]

then why bother?

[nimble night]

Cus I want something new to play in hopes it'll be fun

[solar obsidian]

there are like millions of games to play

[nimble night]

Yea and I own like 1/4th of them and still have "nothing to play"

[solar obsidian]

time to do something else

[tranquil basalt]

[nimble night]

Whats it say?

[tranquil basalt]

I wonder what sub genre po is watching

[severe flicker]

gave you translation

it was part of image

[nimble night]

BUT WHATS IT SAY!?

[lunar brook]

but whats it say

[nimble night]

https://giphy.com/gifs/travisband-andy-travis-dunlop-TmQuq2qcIgblzTyZXK

[lunar brook]

[tranquil basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/what-he-say-ice-cube-gif-26582702

[severe flicker]

||i know EXACTLY what you mean||

||im just being incessant||

||___________________||

[tranquil basalt]

[severe flicker]

e

[lunar brook]

||amogus||

[solar obsidian]

||hi||

[tranquil basalt]

|| ||

[nimble night]

|| ||

[lunar brook]

[nimble night]

Thats why my Swedish bunker is for

[solar obsidian]

its true anyway

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1113710637470711818.webp?size=1024

[solar obsidian]

your little peashooters wont stop a drone rocket

[solar obsidian]

cope all you want americans

[nimble night]

True but its America

If you have enough moony you can just buy your own to shoot back

[solar obsidian]

lol

[nimble night]

https://giphy.com/gifs/war-dogs-l2Sq0wMbDlllJAqs0

[tranquil basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma985-i-saw-what-you-deleted-burger-king-gif-26029821

[hasty dove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/262791802564771841/1128011025665511566/IMG_8185.jpg

[severe flicker]

The Eye of Sauron opens once more.

Gazing upon the wasted scapes of Mordor surrounding endlessly once more.

[dense pollen]

Yeah any other

[nimble night]

Reminds me a lot of Vampire the Masquerade for some reason idk why

[weak jackal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F0sOdfEXoA4-vGo?format=jpg&name=medium

[severe flicker]

ayo

AYO

God?

God? What are you DOING??

[final cedar]

[final cedar]

the brown eye of sauron opens once more

[severe flicker]

eye?

he sees out of there?

[final cedar]

the husband sends text from an iphone? he slept with her ex?

[severe flicker]

i dont know which way it goes

maybe both need iphones for it to work?

theres too much to question

[solar obsidian]

facebook memes

[final cedar]

oh right, i message only works on apple stuff

[severe flicker]

https://youtu.be/4r3znFQdS-o

[weak jackal]

listening to music to get ready for the day

[lunar brook]

10 hours of sorting algorithms

[eager igloo]

:3

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/551911984149299220/1126161307868069970/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[weak jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh85GHBe6xY

I make the plane noises in my head

works great

[lunar brook]

holy epic

are you preparing to battle demons today with this?

[weak jackal]

no i'm gonna clean some windows

[severe flicker]

PayDay 2

[lunar brook]

top 1 beats that will make you the silliest creature

[weak jackal]

far scarrier

[weak jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LpnUfnNqm8

this also goes hard

[lunar brook]

Samurai duel

With a window

[weak jackal]

Sir alonne was a real mf

Shows up to a kingdom, makes all their soldiers the best of the best. Fucks off once the king goes insane

[stray lark]

His floor so clean

[weak jackal]

King makes all the knights wear similar armour to him in honor

[lunar brook]

Sir Alone

Hes just like me fr

[weak jackal]

Fun dark souls 2 fact of the day: If you beat Sir Alonne without taking any damage his death animation changes to where he kneels and commits sepuku

https://tenor.com/view/sir-alonne-gif-25724400

[stray lark]

A Classic

[weak jackal]

he's also fast

[lunar brook]

pov: you’re dead

[weak jackal]

Dude literally studied the blade

he brought katanas and nodachis to a european castle and made them the most lethal bastards around

[stray lark]

Just Level ADP

[lunar brook]

While you were out getting bitches i studied the blade

[weak jackal]

simple as

[lunar brook]

🐀

[solar obsidian]

parma jawn
jarma pawn
jerma

[grim sluice]

As soon as I FUCKING READ THAT
My internet went down due to a burnt out relay box that just got restored almost 24 hours later.

[lunar brook]

Mission completed

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-25720883

[primal kiln]

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439519668819066880/1127728042601611294/jerma_witch_doctore.mp4

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/cghdsr3t84bb1.jpg

[haughty elbow]

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/burger-king-gif-18996323

[crimson pagoda]

Sir Alonne Theme walked so that ds3 OSTs could run

[dreamy flax]

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[solar obsidian]

p!translate en 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 天安門大屠殺 反右派鬥爭 The Anti- 大躍進政策 文化大革命 人權 Human Rights 民運 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 中華民國 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 法輪功 新疆維吾爾自治區 諾貝爾和平獎 劉暁波 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 劉曉波动态网自由门

[grim sluice]

[solar obsidian]

:(

[slim osprey]

[weak jackal]

[solar obsidian]

[grim sluice]

🪄 💨🦀 🇵🇱

[solar obsidian]

he pushed a crab using wind to poland

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-guys-look-back-hold-hands-gif-14267492

me and @grizzled meadow

[crimson pagoda]

I took the wok(crab), to poland

[pastel quartz]

cat

[ruby minnow]

cats are aliens

[spiral raven]

cads

[crimson pagoda]

isnt that the position felines assume when stalking prey

💀

[solar obsidian]

chonkers

[solar obsidian]

[grim sluice]

[final cedar]

p!translate en 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 六四天安門事件 天安門大屠殺 反右派鬥爭

[foggy mantle]

Original

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 六四天安門事件 天安門大屠殺 反右派鬥爭

English

Dynamic Net Free Gate Tiananmen Tiananmen Falun Gong Li Hongzhi June 4 Tiananmen Incident Tiananmen Massacre Anti-Rightist Struggle

[nimble night]

[grim sluice]

[grim sluice]

Ever since you fried my internet yesterday with that meme I am genuinely terrified of anything you type now.

[final cedar]

OC so fire your network collapses

[grim sluice]

But seriously the power company is shitting itself with power outages and surges lately.

[final cedar]

manic period over, we depressed now, so no more meme don't worry

[solar obsidian]

blind

[crimson pagoda]

(im fucking blind)

[final cedar]

Just think about how the energy providers use speculative energy markets to oversell you their own product and get away with it since it's "le free market lmao"

[solar obsidian]

society

[grim sluice]

society

[solar obsidian]

btw, @final cedar do u auto change nicknames everyday?

[grim sluice]

I blame the windmills for being lazy dutch bastards, that and electric cars taking up the energy grid

[final cedar]

nah

[final cedar]

blame the japanese for blowing up their powerplant and cause germany to pull the plug on their reactors early

this and anime, they can't keep getting away with it

[grim sluice]

Blame the Japanese for building Nuclear plant on a litteral fucking fault line in a earthquake prone region.

[nimble night]

Me playing Tropico

[final cedar]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiation_hormesis

let's glow

[grim sluice]

Well it makes sense... our bodies did have to deal with radiation naturally.

[grim sluice]

FUCK YEAH PROJECT WINGMAN
NUKE CALIFORNIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgcap-5IBsY

[weak jackal]

NUKE CALIFORNIA

[grim sluice]

Love that game, Nukes were just the cherry on top

[fading shuttle]

very good game

wso waifu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3739YzBJXU

[grim sluice]

As much as I liked hearing Prez the missile alarm drowned everything out

[fading shuttle]

i love aoe limiter

i hate flares

wife

[solar obsidian]

[fair scaffold]

https://youtu.be/ualWCLVGJMI

[grim sluice]

TBH I only learned of Prez after I beat the game and reviewed memes

[fading shuttle]

bruh

i will kill you

beatani would be disappointed

[grim sluice]

I then went and beat the game WITH prez

I spent many hours grinding 100% in Wingman after taking the two seater challenge

[fading shuttle]

i played the game specifically because i heard of prez

[proven crown]

https://youtu.be/5m1xGy0p2_0

[fading shuttle]

this conversation would never happen as crimson 1 wouldve nuked the entire area

[solar obsidian]

homeless con

[grim sluice]

Nuke CaliforNya

[strange harbor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/879114513226563656/1127790794464563220/3Lcd06730bKIXSbU.mp4

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/mig29-project-wingman-ace-combat-aoa-limiter-gif-25948883

[grim sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/project-wingman-no-one-asked-plane-gif-26294944

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/mig21-mig-jet-backflip-post-stall-gif-23327084

[fading shuttle]

hell yeah i fought them the first time

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/project-wingman-sp34r-rail-gun-dogfight-wingman-gif-25292938

[cedar lion]

CORDIUM MISSILES

Whaddup

[cedar lion]

Yeah

[fading shuttle]

prez wife

[cedar lion]

I enjoy

[ruby minnow]

its a whale shark omg :3

[cedar lion]

get yourself a jet girl with a bit of crazy

[fading shuttle]

quirked up jet girl with a little bit of swag breaking it down cordium style, is she goated with the sauce?

[cedar lion]

absolutely

[pine bison]

do it

[ruby minnow]

trying to kill it especially when his buddies are around is hard

and why would i kill it

its cute and harmless

[pine bison]

meat

[ruby minnow]

i already have it

[pine bison]

have more

[ruby minnow]

i would not kill a whale shark

there is more common sharks

[pine bison]

weak

[solar obsidian]

🅱️ees nuts

[fading shuttle]

[ruby minnow]

@fading shuttle brother

Turkey is getting accepted into EU

[fading shuttle]

did they actually agree to the deal

[ruby minnow]

it seems like they will

you know what this means

[fading shuttle]

i doubt its gonna happen since greece wont let them in though

[ruby minnow]

easy access to EU countries

[fading shuttle]

greece will not let them in

unless they decide to break the rules

[ruby minnow]

you know NATO wanted Sweden to be in NATO and Turkey was denying

well Turkey isn't denying anymore saying that they got what they wanted

[fading shuttle]

i genuinely doubt they are getting in unless they make a deal with greece

he couldve settled for something else

[urban ocean]

Been watching RE: Zero and this is all I can think about

F for Rem

[fading shuttle]

i preferred ram

[urban ocean]

You just like smarmy bitches with red hair

[fading shuttle]

yes

i do

[urban ocean]

lol

[fading shuttle]

[urban ocean]

Rem is easily a top tier waifu though. I wouldn't fault Subaru for running off with her

[fading shuttle]

rem has no character doe

[solar obsidian]

weird looking foreskin

[fading shuttle]

me trying to sleep as the half life barnacle tries to kill me

[urban ocean]

She just wants to be a hyper sexual housewife and bear lots of kids with her husbando

Rem is literally a trad wife

Was hilarious when she basically called him a retard and said she'd support him until he wasn't stupid anymore

[fading shuttle]

dont care, ram is better

[tulip ravine]

Least odd brainfart comment

Delight

My man

How’s it going

[tulip ravine]

Alex

My second favourite Eastern European

How’s it going

[fading shuttle]

i am watching vtubers

[small trellis]

That chicken skillful

[solar obsidian]

hey hey. pretty good, about to go sleep
you?

[tulip ravine]

Can’t complain mate, the Mrs keeps falling asleep on call so I’m determined to keep screaming down the mic at random intervals

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439519668819066880/1128084770740510841/cheesey_soggy.mp4

[fading shuttle]

sogga

[tulip ravine]

🧀

Confirmed cheese

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/pizzer-sogga-rhine-gif-20184257

[tulip ravine]

But here’s the pizzer

[fading shuttle]

you cant use the hard r

[tulip ravine]

[high meteor]

PIZZZZZZZEEEE

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-anguish-venom-snake-scream-big-boss-gif-16644725

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/sogga-big-floppa-floppa-approve-gif-22537201

[fading shuttle]

@ruby minnow greece moments before turkey joins the eu

[solar obsidian]

we will be living on mars when turkey joins the eu

[fading shuttle]

greece would rather nuke itself than let that happen

[willow barn]

EU getting fleeced once again

[final cedar]

Imagine all the good things turkey would bring to the eu

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-laugh-gif-14359545

[fading shuttle]

like uh

[willow barn]

Lol, imagine Hungary, only with an actual military and not european

[fading shuttle]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[final cedar]

Giving Hungary a modern military would be like giving the quite kid in class access to large amounts of nitrate fertilizer and fuel oil

they could use it to supplement a economic empire but would most likely end up with a big smoking hole somewhere

[willow barn]

The EU has been paralyzed since the east expansion, Turkey entering would mean political death

[final cedar]

title of your mom's sextape btw.

[pastel quartz]

hello

whats goiing on gamers

[ruby minnow]

i don't care about Turkey bringing good to EU

[final cedar]

The EU doesn't expand, it grows.

[ruby minnow]

or EU bringing good to Turkey

i just want to leave Turkey

[pastel quartz]

i love turkey

[ruby minnow]

and Turkey becoming an EU member will really make it easy for me to leave Turkey

[willow barn]

Like a cancer, yes

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/waJ3.gif

[pastel quartz]

bro turkey will never join the eu

stop the cope

[ruby minnow]

no i will not

[fading shuttle]

you aint getting in

[pastel quartz]

eu doesnt want 10 billion turks flying into germany

[ruby minnow]

i will smoke the copium

[willow barn]

Go to switzerland or austria bro

[solar obsidian]

is hungary in european union?

[willow barn]

yes

[solar obsidian]

[fading shuttle]

sadly

[pastel quartz]

hungary will leave

[solar obsidian]

good

[willow barn]

Not a chance, too many gibs

[solar obsidian]

i dont know which would i choose to be in EU. hungary or turkey

[fading shuttle]

please

[pastel quartz]

i just want to be independent

[fading shuttle]

god please leave

[final cedar]

yeah, because hungary is so rich in technological and natural resources

[willow barn]

EU, but like Finland or smth

[pastel quartz]

trapped

[fading shuttle]

hungary rolls worst country ever, asked to leave the eu

[pastel quartz]

hungay more like

[solar obsidian]

i like the amount of hungary dislikers here 🤝

[pastel quartz]

hahahahaha

sorry ill see myself out

[ruby minnow]

man i hate the discussion that this country sucks this place sucks

everything sucks anyway

there is no reason discussing it

[pastel quartz]

thats exactly what a turk would say tho

[solar obsidian]

yes, but one place sucks more than the other

[willow barn]

Only reasons hungary is in EU is because of money and US doesn't want Russian tanks there

[ruby minnow]

yeah because everything sucks around me

[pastel quartz]

sucks for u

[solar obsidian]

i rather live in germany than hungary for example

[final cedar]

y'all should look at your neighborhood and start fixing things or make them better, nothing else matters really

[pastel quartz]

why would i care abt my neighbourhood

[solar obsidian]

i want to complain

[ruby minnow]

well fuck my neighborhood i want that shit gone

[final cedar]

that's fair

[willow barn]

Germany is shit too, but switzerland is nice.

[ruby minnow]

i want to leave my house the place i was born and go somewhere else

[pastel quartz]

come to scotland bro

[final cedar]

be the change you want to see in the world

[ruby minnow]

would you live in a house that was filled with heroine needles and crackheads

[pastel quartz]

i already live in glasgow

[final cedar]

sell them crack and make them clean the needles and the house for extra profit

resell the needles to the EU for medical supplies

[ruby minnow]

i mean bro problem is people

and there are people in Turkey

who would eat trash

[fading shuttle]

anyway im gonna go take a shit

[ruby minnow]

but still say that their situation is good

you cannot fix this

and i am not going to try to fix this

[pastel quartz]

boohoo bitch

complaning abt it isnt really gonna fix it tho

[ruby minnow]

did i say i'm going to try to fix it?

no man fuck Turkey

[pastel quartz]

fix ur current situation

[ruby minnow]

this place doesn't deserve to be fixed anyway

[pastel quartz]

i.e being there

[ruby minnow]

i'm just going to go to uni get my degree and then get out

[final cedar]

I totally get it, the town I'm living in is a hellhole, I'm only active in the community my parents house is in and most of my close family lives. There's a reason I've gotten steel reinforced doors and windows bolted shut with 2cm thick steel plates

active is probably not the right term

[pastel quartz]

do u live in detriot

[final cedar]

probably worse but I never been to detroit so idk

[ornate tulip]

Detroit is where people would saw off another person's car for scrap metal. Assuming they can afford a metal grinder.

[tulip ravine]

Evening

[tulip ravine]

Cat converter theft is normal

Easy to make money, valuable metals and shit in them

[solar obsidian]

god forbid a romanian in detroit

[fading shuttle]

the apex predator

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1120092750998675546/cheese.webm

[solar obsidian]

seriously a swiss

welp

[dapper dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/925370979641868358/1128090165685002290/12_guage.mp4

ever seen a break-action 12 gage FAL before?

[pine bison]

gage

[final cedar]

gross

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1111141368895635518/1128019354773110864/SaveIG.App_-_3134965979318566930.mp4

[cosmic siren]

yup, thats south africa

[final cedar]

zimbabwe

[cosmic siren]

*rhodesia

[weak jackal]

https://fxtwitter.com/Jameswalshh/status/1678064763677335553

https://twitter.com/AO3_Status/status/1678513922649751555

AO3 Status (@AO3_Status)

A group presenting themselves as a collective of religiously and politically motivated hackers has claimed responsibility for the attack. Experts do not believe they are honest about their motivation, so we urge caution in believing any reasoning they provide for targeting AO3.

Likes

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Twitter · Jul 10, 2023, 9:17 PM

they're attacking my fanfic sight

monsters

[chilly bridge]

dude it had it's own fucking atmosphere
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1016997543672033290.webp?size=64

[strange harbor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1114084575212228628/1127787075584929925/VID_20230330_142551_267.mp4

[worn scroll]

I finally figured out how pronouns work on this server

[final cedar]

i could go all band halssnoer on that topic

[grim sluice]

I am seeing some of the memes for that

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/708625342415503410/1127905983243489280/ThreadsScroll.mp4

[nimble night]

https://vxtwitter.com/Rooflemonger/status/1677382954597711872?s=19

Baldurs Gate 3 is gunna be crazy

Top comment is actually pretty good too

[cosmic siren]

oh boy, they haven't found 4chan yet have they?

[visual stirrup]

Not so sure about about the whole "women who look like women thing"

The new Fable trailer got shit all over, and the female protagonist didn't even look bad
I know plenty of women who are, uh, "less fair of appearance" than that

[worn scroll]

“women who look like women”

so much wrong with that, but the first one is that not all women look attractive, which is what they actually mean when they say “look like women”

[visual stirrup]

"Women need to be up to the unrealistic standard that I have developed from movies, video games, and porn."
-Flabby guy who looks nothing like Liam Hemsworth or Marcus Fenix

[weak jackal]

game not good unless i can jerk off to all the women

[ruby minnow]

fuck this women who look like women shit

we need to catch these brits while singing sea shanties

[final cedar]

a song!

https://youtu.be/QAmKqy-Vz6c

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/walking-aatrox-morde-gif-19699331

[ruby minnow]

the masculine urge to destroy all life on runnetera

[final cedar]

||https://youtu.be/Y2RQ8YkqeEU||

[fading shuttle]

remove that :3 and i agree

[final cedar]

😠

:3

[ruby minnow]

:3

i should drink some rum

basing my whole personality on pirates is a good choice

[final cedar]

Turkish pirates sounds pretty cool

[ruby minnow]

i got 2 choices ahead of me

either base my whole personality on miner dwarves

or pirates

[final cedar]

both equally good choices

[ruby minnow]

yes

that's why its a hard choice

[final cedar]

except if you go somali route then just walk the plank lmao

just get 15-20 guys you vibe with together and buy a wooden sail boat

might even get gov incentive for carbon neutral transportation

travel to the west indies hauling rum in wooden barrels to europe and sell it for massive profits is actually viable in this day and age

https://www.thespiritsbusiness.com/2023/02/goslings-debuts-ocean-aged-rum/

[neat copper]

all the hipsters will pay 20x what its worth

[final cedar]

literally

[ruby minnow]

being a pirate in 1700s sounds real cool but also sounds really bad with all the disease and bad food

[neat copper]

'muh "pirate" rum (it was made in a factory in Bangladesh)

[final cedar]

plagued with scurvy, moldy bread and rotten water on sea
come to shore
sally the dock prostitute offers a discount since her syphilis broke out again
feelgoodman.pyrate

then you die cause some rat sneezed on you while you slept

go for the captain Nemo aesthetic, he's indian but I guess you could just wear a fez instead of a turban

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/lq3h418xy6bb1.jpg

https://i.redd.it/1eiv464ni6bb1.png

[weak jackal]

put him in a bee suit and call it HIVE

https://i.redd.it/6b5qtwxy06bb1.jpg

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-gif-21416115

Porn addicted reactionary gamers when I inform them that they can just look up naked women on the internet

[weak jackal]

just look at yourself in a mirror 4head

[undone wave]

I am truly the sexiest

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010382307447812176/1127999631159201964/Snaptik.app_7230898987446947099.mov

[visual stirrup]

I would level this same criticism against most gamers (not just the ones with conventional unrealistic standards)
Gaming, and all media, is too goddamn horny

Why is the bear sex even a thing in the new Baldur's Gate? Does it have the same developers as FNV The Frontier?
Can players not relate with their player character if they don't suffer the same degeneracy as they themselves?

Why do argonians have mammaries?

[chilly bridge]

it's apparently an entirely optional dialogue choice, but the fact that it exists at all is wild

[final cedar]

but what about asses?

[uncut obsidian]

alo

[final cedar]

alo

[visual stirrup]

I'm just sick of sex dominating media.
I got through an entire season of Killing Eve before I realized that the show didn't give a solitary fuck about any sort of plausible spy plot
The show was made expressly for women in their 40's to masturbate to, and so that women in their 20's could literallyme at the one blonde lady
(Which makes me a 🤡 )

[atomic pewter]

I'm just waiting for the shock of "we animated a bard being a bard" to pass

Although from what I heard, BG3 will have some form of focus on full male frontal nudity for some reason

As if there ain't enough 3D pp on the 'net already.

[high token]

Did joe Rogan recommend this

[visual stirrup]

I understand that, but I feel like there's already a category of product to sate that desire.

It's called porn

[atomic pewter]

But what if people wanted their porn to have a story around it XD

I can't say that with a straight face

[high token]

You mean better acting

[visual stirrup]

Are neurotypical so fucking horny at a baseline that they need tits and ass in their face constantly? To see their characters act like idiots for sex?

[high token]

Hahaha booties

[atomic pewter]

Also people are fucking nutting themselves dry over the dragonborn of BG3

Even though they just look like argonians with big-ass crests

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010382307447812176/1128029409639669881/F0hZ1WiX0AE8q-d.png

[upper axle]

based wendigoon being wendigoon, as per usual. as long as we have wendigoon and people like him we have hope

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010382307447812176/1128029834933710939/F0pUGHiWIAEXixh.png

Man I hate Minnesota dawg

[final cedar]

I thought having tits in a game was just a meme

like overly exaggerated figures in cartoons

Do people play nier for the waifus?

[tulip ravine]

Depends on wym

[runic kernel]

Hi Ted Hi Hydro

[tulip ravine]

I’ve noticed the more horny people tend to be single I wonder why

[tulip ravine]

It’s Harvey spectre from the hit show breaking bad

Not if your girlfriend earns as much as you

[ruby minnow]

i was going to sleep at 1

i said one last game

and now its 4 am

[tulip ravine]

Eh

You would have disposable income since you both have disposable income

[ruby minnow]

this is really bad

[tulip ravine]

So checkmate

[atomic pewter]

I wouldn't be surprised considering the battle lingerie.

[tulip ravine]

Tbf it’s funny with ours, atm she literally earns triple what i do after tax then what I do before tax

I feel like a leech

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/722000484113711166/1128057115110559794/youre_just_mean_cause_youre_british.mp4

[tulip ravine]

Confirmed

I will eventually, it’s just where I am now

Damn being handed on a silver platter basically

If that’s through hard work that by all means respect

The ironic part is mine has a decent shot at working to be at least well off in her own right

She’s a artist, but never does anything with it and it infuriates me

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/accx04m5g6bb1.jpg

[final cedar]

living the dream

probably still have to pay for everything

[tulip ravine]

I mean that’s a good thing really

If you was handed everything like that it would probably make you miserable in later life

[final cedar]

so to find a sugar mommy I just have to get a MBA and start working as a broker for clients with hot daughters?

[tulip ravine]

Yeah this convo is already too rich for me

What the fuck is bespoke clothing

Bruh at that point youre too far gone

True, I suppose with me it depends how you go about it

[nimble night]

Plus a talior isn't that expensive if you're already not working with top of the line and name brands. Isnt it really common for guys to buy a super cheap suit then get it tailored for about the same price of the suit to make it look way better?

[tulip ravine]

In what way? Like making a point of it to everyone or somet

Fair, surprised your not on holiday or somet then

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/h4n1kzm605bb1.jpg

[tulip ravine]

Do you all not get paid holidays over there or somet?

I’d just take a sick day

At my place we get like 32 days holiday and 12 days sick

can’t complain really

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/ng2jdx5s98bb1.jpg

[tulip ravine]

Bruh manhandle that shit onto the board then

Get the balls and fuckin tug em

Get yourself on the board and boom

Fair

I suppose I just always attributed corporate to having to rip your heart out

Fair

Fair enough

Anyway I need be up for work in the morning

Hour train to the airport then gotta get through all that shite

Have a good one pal

[visual stirrup]

p!xkcd 536

[foggy mantle]

Comic #536 - Space Elevators

If you think space elevators are good, but just too boring and practical, check out the 'space fountain'.

Published 1/28/2009

[visual stirrup]

This, but with horni
I will remove the horni from mankind, and lead us into the future

All musicians will be replaced with Susan Boyle

[weak jackal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F0thAOgaMAAJjPy?format=jpg&name=900x900

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/622200209015046220/1111574435678400512/image0.gif

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/im_devastated__/status/1678540818397773825

jm (@im_devastated__)

my honest reaction:

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Twitter · Jul 10, 2023, 11:04 PM

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-suprised-cat-tiktok-cat-cat-reaction-reaction-gif-22189351

[weak jackal]

This is just the word amongus thousands of times

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jumpscare-cat-jumpscare-kot-cat-tunnel-gif-20472571

[quartz ridge]

i kinda wanna buy black mesa

[heavy halo]

I wanna explodr

:3

[eager igloo]

Black mesa is pog

[misty onyx]

:3

[heavy halo]

:3

[nimble night]

Very worth

[quartz ridge]

bro their fucking music themes are BANGERS

[nimble night]

$5 to pretty much play Half Life for the first time again

[haughty elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/richard-nixon-nixon-president-head-shake-nope-gif-17083959

[eager igloo]

Mf tries to say something through gif

[nimble night]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlmE7ul1E2E

Oh god im going down a rabbit hole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=popqxw8Ebd4

Actually a banger

[heavy halo]

Hi :3

😥

I think he is dead

[crimson flame]

jesus fucking christ imagine 1000 of those guys fighting on horseback wielding shotguns

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439520329769943043/1128106078551429120/one_part_of_me_think_this_is_so_fucking_awesome_the_other_part_of_me_is_like_why.mp4

[runic kernel]

Hi Nobody Hi Meowmachine

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555759059647856640/1128045262326210601/R5Aj8Lq.jpg

[narrow lotus]

@grizzled meadow POV : The Garbage tax collector is here

[solar obsidian]

@grizzled meadow @pale urchin

wait

wrong kirbo

@heavy peak

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439519668819066880/1128212140310925463/hear_me_out.mp4

[solar obsidian]

@narrow lotus

[narrow lotus]

I have one of those for whenever my neighbour oversteps his parking space boundaries

motherfucker gotta learn

his car is in Albania rn

[stone shoal]

[chrome jewel]

im only posting this here to link it to my friend because of the file sizew

[solar obsidian]

yeah, sure buddy

totally didnt want to make people look at this cute lizard

[lusty sonnet]

delight is so easy to keep happy

[solar obsidian]

omg mars!

[lusty sonnet]

@keen arrow

[solar obsidian]

[keen arrow]

don't you need to work.

[lusty sonnet]

maybe

[solar obsidian]

hello MarsBars

[crimson flame]

OMG MARS!!! THE GOD OF WAR!!!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/marsdota2-mars-dota2-dota2mars-gif-22780946

i fuckin love his voice lines

[lusty sonnet]

one day he'll start ignoring me

[narrow lotus]

tadadam ta ta ta ta ta hahaha what a tune

[stone shoal]

Why did Kratos get a shield and a spear and go soy mode

[narrow lotus]

MARS THE IMPALER ! YEEES

[solar obsidian]

that sounds horrible, i hope hes okay

[lusty sonnet]

i'll just buy him something then

[solar obsidian]

hope it wont be a

mars bar

[lusty sonnet]

it'll 100% be

and probs something else

[solar obsidian]

a cookie

[lusty sonnet]

some boba tea

[solar obsidian]

and a microsoft product

[narrow lotus]

ein hot dog

[stone shoal]

5'11 | 6'1

[keen arrow]

keep talking

[stone shoal]

bobaboboboboboboobbobboboboboboob tea

[narrow lotus]

best boba tea i ever drank was in Brasov, Watermelon one

insane taste but 6 euros kek

[crimson flame]

bruh

mpeg format

[lusty sonnet]

watermelon does sound nice in a boba tea

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-banishment-epic-embed-gif-24824619

[lusty sonnet]

last one i had was strawberry and green apple

max price for normal boba tea is like 5,50 euros at the place i go to

[solar obsidian]

damn, i never had boba tea

[crimson flame]

wow thats kinda expensive

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761167025283133/1128221347286355968/RPReplay_Final1639716208.mp4

[eager igloo]

Boba's pretty fun but not worth the money imo

I can buy myself lunch for the equivalent

[lusty sonnet]

my lunch is around 3,50 to 5,50 as well

only get boba when i'm out with friends in not our usual hangout city

[solar obsidian]

its more of a fancy food to get once in a while

[lusty sonnet]

yeah exactly

we meet up there like once every 2 months or so

[misty onyx]

man im dead

[worn scroll]

I mean that is an ad hominem

[crimson flame]

twitter moment

[misty onyx]

i mean, yeah

but it still devalues his argument

the original thread is an actual cesspool

catholic convert brainrot vs actual animal fucker, unbelievable

[solar obsidian]

its not ad hominem because, in his description, the person is maintaining the position

[native jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/312630255707881483/1128233772664496149/IMG_8719.jpg

[heavy halo]

:(

[severe flicker]

that a hookah or sumn?

tf the cat doin hittin puffs

[fading shuttle]

khajiit is on that preem grade skooma

[native jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/494538024563245065/1128070004919767060/20230625-110112-Dscheddn0-id5743871.png

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/494538024563245065/1128061002311794698/20230701-224120-ApuApustajer-id5755096.png

[fading shuttle]

@stone blade

[wide gate]

Hii

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/8vbczj1dj9bb1.jpg

[eager igloo]

Ivan got himself muted

[fading shuttle]

oh

[fading shuttle]

what even happened

[weak jackal]

league of legends

https://i.redd.it/ne5pfirv69bb1.jpg

[eager igloo]

@fading shuttle

[chilly bridge]

better it be the wrong slot and plugged in than not plugged in at all

that was constantly a problem in my school

peopel would just leave their chromebooks in the cart without plugging them in like fucking idiots

[fading shuttle]

ah i was too busy arguing elder scrolls lore to notice ivan getting

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

[stone shoal]

I dun gettit

I have 0 idea if this is a repost or not

[stone shoal]

😔

[stone shoal]

obamanana

[pastel quartz]

[rancid iris]

current vibes during graveyard shift

[stray pulsar]

can't imagine myself being muted

[rancid iris]

nearly 12 hours ago and still getting clowned on

[void stream]

Me and boys partying after a long day of doing fuck all

[rancid iris]

LMAO

idk man

[void stream]

MPs ain't fucking shutting down the vibe sesh

[rancid iris]

your song doesn’t have the line “i stabbed a guy and fucked his corpse”

[rancid iris]

and yes, this is a broadway musical

[void stream]

We're soldiers, we get enough of those vibes

[rancid iris]

lmao

nah this song is a bop though

spooky mormon hell dream

[stray pulsar]

it's a bad song

[rancid iris]

not possible

lucifer does a guitar solo

[void stream]

We have evolved

[stray pulsar]

terrible song

[rancid iris]

u

[lunar brook]

ur mother

[stray pulsar]

what about her

[void stream]

Ur father

Ur mother

Ur brother

Ur sister

[stray pulsar]

🥴🥴

[chilly bridge]

mfer is the missing link

[crimson flame]

what solo league does to a mf

[fading shuttle]

he plays ranked

[lunar brook]

play ranked - get pranked

[stray pulsar]

good one bro

[crimson flame]

solo rank

[pastel quartz]

the best counter attack

[oblique spire]

What the fuck

[stray pulsar]

must be the unfunniest image i've seen

[haughty elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-meme-gif-26066037

[stray pulsar]

someone escort these retards from my channel

[haughty elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/otto-schnauzer-meme-cult-mini-schnauzer-gif-24972646

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/395777802668081154/1128255365415452803/3e487b52dc97be730ff31182ac1cb6b6.mp4

[glad carbon]

woah wait the april fools was a real thing

I thought it was a fake announcement

[pastel quartz]

this is you

[spiral raven]

my brain will be 99% farted in 2 days

[spiral raven]

omg

argonian

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/756110244362453014/1126426461008560138/rZ69T0zyPB6t_Hpo.mp4

Khajit love Argonian

[spiral raven]

oh no

skyrim adult video :o

[eager igloo]

Lusty Argonian Maid 2

[spiral raven]

what

[somber warren]

[cedar lion]

I bet two pennies that this chat will go monke

[somber warren]

i would, but i'm at work and everytime i go monke, my cheap ass china phone mic just turns off bc my monke noises are too loud

[cedar lion]

LMAO

fr?

[somber warren]

fr

did it like 3 times

everytime mic cuts off

[cedar lion]

The monke energy is too strong

[cedar lion]

Whats a slurpost

[somber warren]

give an example

[weak jackal]

i used the word that rhymes with sag

[somber warren]

preferably with slurs in it

[weak jackal]

as part of a funy

[weak jackal]

Cis

or shit sorry

C*s

[somber warren]

whats that

[weak jackal]

there we go

[somber warren]

you mean normal?

[weak jackal]

a no no word

[cedar lion]

What rhymes with sag

[weak jackal]

f

[somber warren]

flag

[cedar lion]

oh

OHHH

HAHAHA

[somber warren]

british cigarette

[cedar lion]

Real shit

[weak jackal]

I should be allowed to say it i am one

grrrgrrrgrrr

[somber warren]

everyone should be able to say it

no freebees

either everyone or no one

[cedar lion]

Holy fuck someone who i respect

But yeah fr

it aint fair you only let one group say that shit

[runic kernel]

Hi 🍋 Hi Blackest German

[cedar lion]

It would imply theres still a difference between races

[severe flicker]

bro ia mad

[cedar lion]

Which is

i dunno

Kinda against their whole idea of equality and shit

[weak jackal]

I mean theres a difference in races when it comes to how they're all treated historically

[cedar lion]

No denying that

[somber warren]

i love formula one races fr fr

[cedar lion]

But why should it persist in todays world?

[spiral raven]

nascar beter

[weak jackal]

because people are meanies

and say no no words to be mean

instead of baking a tasty tart like treat

[somber warren]

i'm not ameri*an

[spiral raven]

me 2

[cedar lion]

I only say no no words because they are just words

no deeper meanin

[weak jackal]

Amer*cans aren't real in brainfart

[weak jackal]

depends on the intent of saying the word i guess

[somber warren]

ameri*ans🤮

[cedar lion]

Absolutely

[spiral raven]

acermians

[cedar lion]

Like two fellows saying “waddup my n-“

no harm

[tribal rain]

wow bub never expected that from you

[weak jackal]

like my grandma was watching tv of some christmas movie with black people and they were singing in church and she was like "Oh those negr*s are such expressive people" and i side eyed her like "huh, that happened"

[somber warren]

i give you a pass

say it

[cedar lion]

Im a fucking nutjob who likes guns too much

[weak jackal]

she's like 80-something

[cedar lion]

tbf thats pretty common around the world

Older folk dont really give a shit about words

Which i respect

[weak jackal]

too old to bother with changing their vocab

"eh fuck it"

[cedar lion]

Id be banned by the femboy

[weak jackal]

Madi

more like

Sadi :(((

[cedar lion]

Huh

[tribal rain]

nah mwadi is busy battlebitting

[weak jackal]

I need battlebit

[cedar lion]

phew

[weak jackal]

I want to scream

[somber warren]

Madi more like
Soon drafted

[cedar lion]

what you need is project wingman lemonela

[tribal rain]

same

[weak jackal]

Vehicle games are not my forte

[cedar lion]

bros gonna be moderating this discord whilst being shot at lmaoo

[weak jackal]

or games like hearts of iron/stellaris

[cedar lion]

They arent mine either but i still find them enjoyable

[tribal rain]

hearts of iron is cool if you know what yours doing

[cedar lion]

You just gotta push yourself a bit

[somber warren]

push it to the limit

[tribal rain]

the only “vehicles” game i play is wt (send help)

[weak jackal]

everytime i have ever played 4x games i have avoided combat/war

i haaaaate ittttt

[somber warren]

i love combat and war

[cedar lion]

[weak jackal]

hate stellaris

[cedar lion]

I love war

[weak jackal]

booo

[cedar lion]

okay what games do you like then

[tribal rain]

time to enslave native planets

[somber warren]

the masculine urge to die in a forign country you can't even point out on a map

[cedar lion]

oh sh

[weak jackal]

uhhh lots

[narrow lotus]

[weak jackal]

like so many

[narrow lotus]

what are these discussions about being drafted and the n word

[cedar lion]

plane go brrr?

[weak jackal]

this is what i've got just here

[cedar lion]

Holy fuck i love bloons

[weak jackal]

luv me bloons

luv me adora

[somber warren]

average tuesday morning discussions

[weak jackal]

'ate me blimps

simple as

[spiral raven]

first thing i see is hlm2

[cedar lion]

Enter the gungeon is a certified hood classic

[spiral raven]

yeah

[weak jackal]

convict fun

[cedar lion]

Thank you low tier god for you based opinion

[weak jackal]

until you fight slime

or floaty enemy

[cedar lion]

Gunslinger go pew pew

[weak jackal]

once i realized clicking faster makes pistols shoot gooder

i become woke

killed everyones past

[cedar lion]

So did i

I got the platinum trophy for it on my ps4

[weak jackal]

I thought the robot was a cute little innocent guy

[cedar lion]

Also fuck that rat

[weak jackal]

then i saw his past

[tribal rain]

what are yall talking about

[weak jackal]

guns

[cedar lion]

Lots of guns.

[tribal rain]

wow you guys are killing cute little robots or something

[spiral raven]

wdym

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/etg-enter-the-gungeon-rat-die-punchout-gif-27076064

[cedar lion]

Fuck this dude

[uncut obsidian]

kill

[somber warren]

fuck your personality, show your steam favorites

[cedar lion]

he kept stealing my shit

[cedar lion]

I miss wildlands

[tribal rain]

such a based library

[somber warren]

same, good times

[spiral raven]

call of doo doo bleck ops 3? folaut 4? stro wers battlefield 2?

💀

[weak jackal]

haven't updated my favs in years

[cedar lion]

One of these days ubisoft will brang the og franchises to a new spotlight

[uncut obsidian]

im eating

food

[cedar lion]

Holy fuck is that deadcells

[somber warren]

blops 3 for only zombie mode, the rest... lets not talk about it

[weak jackal]

yeah i played the early acceess

[spiral raven]

borderlands

[cedar lion]

Nice

[fading shuttle]

i wish the division was a good game series

[tribal rain]

while playing bbr

[fading shuttle]

i physically cant stand 3

[cedar lion]

bro…

[fading shuttle]

so i cant call it my favorite

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/831635606387687434/1128172839409819679/IMG_1333.jpg

[cedar lion]

🐟

[tribal rain]

I bought borderlands 3, played for 5 minutes and refunded it

[weak jackal]

I beat bl3 a few times

[spiral raven]

bl3 sucks

like why do they kill

[somber warren]

where other metro games

[weak jackal]

My top 3 games ever in no order are last of us part 2, borderlands 2 and uhhh... idk either signalis or night in the woods

[spiral raven]

last light was free

and i have 2033 on a disc

like

cd

[weak jackal]

Its rare when a game makes me keep it installed simply because of the emotional impact it had

[somber warren]

last of us 2 is fuckin garbage

[weak jackal]

ok

[cedar lion]

DEEP ROCK