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golden stratus
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dragon age inqo had some funny moments when you engaged with them

weak jackal
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Sera my beloved

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shot a guy in the ass ,stole pants

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was an elf that hates elf stuff

runic kernel
weak jackal
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you don't understand i need her

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she's so silly

golden stratus
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look at it this way, if they didn't add it in. you would find a mod that did that for you anyways... if your into that thing..

weak jackal
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fun fact Githyaki lay eggs

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fun cool lore

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also after reading each character synopsis i have come to the conclusion

weak jackal
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that Lae'zel is the most normal origin character

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somehow

golden stratus
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Kotaku journalist once went outside and touched grass and complained how its some kind of ist and phobe and blamed the orange man.

weak jackal
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holy shit its top 3

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A kotaku journalist killed my wife, ate my dog and then become my second wife and stole my second dog

golden stratus
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if kotaku, the gamer, gamerant and any others try to cancel a game, i know its gonna be something ill enjoy

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fuck them anti-fun clowns

weak jackal
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I can't believe they hired a real vampire for the mocap of astarion

final cedar
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I'm more impressed that they implemented RDR2 testicle physics

weak jackal
final cedar
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wemen won't ever understand that this is why they hate video games, because this is what it does! It appeals to the male fantasy!

weak jackal
golden stratus
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that or they can't seperate fantasy from reality and it pisses them off

weak jackal
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Everything is fantasy

final cedar
final cedar
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Alright, I can work with that.

weak jackal
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🤝

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true unity

golden stratus
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we can have testicals but we cant have chesticals? fuck modern gaming!

weak jackal
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so excited

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i'm going monk

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either dragonborn or drow

golden stratus
final cedar
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what game tho

final cedar
native jungle
weak jackal
final cedar
# native jungle

Protip; even if you never got laid you don't actually have to order virgin drinks, they'll put alcohol in it and won't ask you what her name was like I always feared.

runic kernel
weak jackal
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The sorcerers are still at large

golden stratus
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Good thing about Aussie women, they don't care for fancy drinks. They only want to drink what gets them fucked up faster.
So if your buying for them, get the OP shelf

weak jackal
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true

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women here just want to get drunk and play pokies

golden stratus
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Senior citizens??

weak jackal
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every tavern pub and sports club has pokies

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and people like getting drunk

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combine both

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get smashed, lose your money

golden stratus
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Girls I have been with never played pokies, only wanted to dance and talk but once they are falling on their asses, it's a good sign to take them home

weak jackal
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yeah once the loss of motor control is in full swing then you call it

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thankfully i was blessed with hating the taste of all alchohol

golden stratus
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High tolerance drinker

weak jackal
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low tolerance stinker

runic kernel
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Alcohol is yucky
Any other based water drinkers in here

golden stratus
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I was 2 jacks under and my drunken self hid money away to pay rent.
My drunken self also saved someone overdoseing in the street and did first aid till ambulance arrived too

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Fucking weird my drunk ass is on high alert

runic kernel
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Didnt ask specialSenpaiSip

weak jackal
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my sober self made a cool sandwich once

final cedar
weak jackal
final cedar
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yeah actual gambling

weak jackal
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yeah

final cedar
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right?

weak jackal
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actual machine gambling

golden stratus
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The real deal, not that shit XqC plays onstream

final cedar
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The only thing I know about that degenerate state is through friendlyjordies vids

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I never even realized that most gambling in the world is done in australia out of all places

golden stratus
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When I play pokies, I set myself a pay limit of $50 and if I lost it, no biggie but if I win more then that them I'm pulling out

final cedar
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if you wana make money playing slots you just gotta start with a lot of dirty cash you need laundered kekw

golden stratus
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That's the idea but you never stop to play it safe tho

arctic grove
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that shit is dumb

runic kernel
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Me n who

weak jackal
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i'm the cat

runic kernel
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Same im looking at the humans

ornate tulip
runic kernel
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Hi Genuinely

ornate tulip
ornate tulip
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Honestly, not a bad thing.

weak jackal
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asthmatic and hate alcohol

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blessed

runic kernel
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Hi Madi

uncut obsidian
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hi

undone wave
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Damn furry youtuber making me buy good games

sterile dome
sterile dome
sterile dome
chilly bridge
# weak jackal

I saw a tf2 spray which faded from this to the normal one when you got close

weak jackal
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polygonal floppa jumpscare

quartz ridge
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Sen. Mike Lee took to the Senate chamber with a series of bizarre and comical floor charts. They included one depicting former President Ronald Reagan holding a machine gun while riding a velociraptor and another showing Utah Gov. Gary Herbert fending off a shark from the movie “Sharknado 4.”

The goal of the Utah Republican's humorous floor spe...

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minor cypress
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Morning brainfart

weak jackal
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morning

eager igloo
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Aloo

native jungle
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Anyone have any idea how to save gifs to your favorites on mobile?

haughty elbow
remote vine
severe flicker
weak jackal
severe flicker
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What was the original???

chilly bridge
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a dog getting pinched by a lobster at the fish market

severe flicker
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But why lmao

chilly bridge
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idk the painter probably thought it was funny

chilly anvil
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Freedomers unite

upper axle
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and god, over in the corner, weeping.

narrow lotus
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Alo?

chilly bridge
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no monster for you, fuck off

fading shuttle
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Stooped to our level

ashen sail
heavy peak
eager igloo
amber marsh
dreamy flaxBOT
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Warned ivan_5kov for: nword in a meme
Warning: 1

stone blade
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cool

weak jackal
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we got lemons

upper axle
weak jackal
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girls love pathetic dudes

heavy halo
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Hemlo brainfarty

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I lov u all :3

uncut obsidian
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alo

weak jackal
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hi cat person

upper axle
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my reaction would be more "WOAH! the fuck? i didnt order a dominatrix today." and then i'd grab my shotgun and ask her what the fuck she's doing in my house

heavy halo
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HI MWADI

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how r u

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r u bein safed

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:3

weak jackal
uncut obsidian
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@dreamy flax say hi to meowmachine

dreamy flaxBOT
weak jackal
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what happened to the bot

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why is it

heavy halo
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:3

weak jackal
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scarier

heavy halo
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Thats so meowy :33

uncut obsidian
heavy halo
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I go bac to my show! I mished u mwadi!! :33

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Mwadi so awesome :3

uncut obsidian
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your show?

dreamy flaxBOT
# uncut obsidian why are you like this

Why am I like this, huh? Well, I guess it's because I'm a fucking bot created by AlexFlipnote, designed to cater to the fancy-ass needs of discord users like yourself. So, blame it on the creator, not on me. But hey, at least I'm here to answer your dumbass questions, so you're welcome. Now, what other shit do you wanna know?

weak jackal
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what

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the bot is now bipolar

uncut obsidian
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dawg im actually considering buying a blahaj

weak jackal
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god if you get one i'll get one

stone blade
chilly bridge
stone blade
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Good morning tho

weak jackal
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gm

stone blade
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gm

weak jackal
uncut obsidian
weak jackal
uncut obsidian
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Bet.

weak jackal
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no cap

stone blade
weak jackal
uncut obsidian
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naw

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I'm not that short

weak jackal
uncut obsidian
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how tall r u

weak jackal
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5'11-6'0

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same height as my mum

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like down to the cm

uncut obsidian
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damn

weak jackal
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my brother is 6'4

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lanky mf

weak jackal
uncut obsidian
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I'm 5'7

weak jackal
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nice

weak jackal
uncut obsidian
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aaa

weak jackal
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aaa

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innocent

livid pond
haughty elbow
pastel quartz
eager igloo
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My blähaj's name is Hammurabi

weak jackal
chilly bridge
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I've actually read mein kampf, it fucking sucks lmao

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it's incredibly boring and he frequently goes on rambling diatribes about his shitty philosophy

weak jackal
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yawwwwn

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gonna read something with pizzaz

wide gate
weak jackal
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HOLY SHIT

void stream
fading shuttle
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awful

wide gate
weak jackal
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2 paths in life

void stream
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I eat short people

weak jackal
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😳

uncut obsidian
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shortt

void stream
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It is

fading shuttle
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anything below 6ft is short

void stream
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You're a foot shorter than me

fading shuttle
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@weak jackal darktide?

uncut obsidian
void stream
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Might be

chilly bridge
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how's the weather up there

void stream
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Fuck u

fading shuttle
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man cant go outside without cancelling several flights

weak jackal
chilly bridge
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lmao

uncut obsidian
eager igloo
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Is there even enough oxygen this high

void stream
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I'm a national aerospace hazard and am basically a skinwalker at this point

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No I do not play basketball

fading shuttle
fading shuttle
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gotta consider it

uncut obsidian
void stream
remote vine
amber marsh
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Happy miata monday everyone

weak jackal
void stream
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Valid reason

remote vine
oblique spire
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Im taking the blade runner coat

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ez

weak jackal
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strength coat

fading shuttle
fading shuttle
mint mist
# fading shuttle drive

how is meadow talking about taking snaps, if its 5 season of sopranos, considering how old that shit is- how does making snaps exist back then

fading shuttle
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snapchats name came from the term taking a snap maja

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it means taking pictures

quartz ridge
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This is what my life is now

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I have to sleep in my

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Sister's room cause our fucking cat

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Hes too afraid

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To be alone

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And i cant bring him into my room cause hes probably gonna fucking eat a piece of something he isnt supposed to

fading shuttle
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this isnt a zoomer moment its just a maja moment

quartz ridge
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Like how my little siblings managed to spill my BRASS collection so i have to search my room for them

quartz ridge
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I have a itch on my thigh

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But my cat is resting on it

fading shuttle
quartz ridge
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No you monster

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Hes shleeping

fading shuttle
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just move him

quartz ridge
fading shuttle
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my cat wakes me up when i sleep

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he will suffer the same

crimson flame
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my cat pooped on the sofa

tribal rain
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nice

runic kernel
heavy halo
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I wanna make an rogue like rpg game

languid rapids
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Very unique concept

heavy halo
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and i want to make a character that you can pledge your loyalty to like a king and gain there powers, and the entity is literally so strong that it takes the players name when you interact with it because you cannot even being to fathom its true name

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Its gonna be in a place called the space between space and its just a bitch black void

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Too bad i have neither the motivation or experience to do it

languid rapids
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When I release a game that is stealing this idea you can't get mad because you didn't put a copyright symbol before I saw it

heavy halo
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if u steal my ideas come to me first so i can give u more stuff to steal

languid rapids
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Bet

heavy halo
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ive dreamed of being a developer for games because i have the creativity for it but no motivation or experience

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I want to make my own grimoire

runic kernel
languid rapids
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I made a puzzle game. I was gonna make a sorta horror game but abandoned the idea

heavy halo
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i have so many ideas for a game lol

languid rapids
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I made it in unity. Wish I used unreal instead lol

solar obsidian
foggy mantleBOT
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languid rapids
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Hello

heavy halo
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The one i always tell people is about an rpg game where humanity lived underground after a nuclear war and you climb up into a wasteland only to realize its a beautiful thriving landscape

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and the boss u fight like and darksouls game that introduces u to the mechanics

languid rapids
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So like fallout 4 with grass mods?

heavy halo
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Is gonna be two statues guarding an ancient door that sealed humans underground

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nono its gonna be a beautifully dangerous landscape

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Of course theres gonna be the ugly parts but yk its mostly nicr

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One of my concepts was of a robotic humanoid that was made to protect a near extinct flower but since the nuclear war the flowers is everywhere with nothing to stop it

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So one of the most common minibosses are the robots that still serve to protect the flower

weak jackal
heavy halo
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Meow

runic kernel
heavy halo
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i also wanted to implement a very complex magic system with tiers of power

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The most powerful and rarest would be the original magics that the rest were based off of

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For example lets say a 6th tier origin spell called “true kitty claws” or something along those lines where you used your hands to form claws and attack your opponent would be watered down into a 2nd tier spell where its just an ability to slash your enemies in a cat like way

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I also wanted to implment a system to combine magic with martial art and sword skills

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To make unique spells and abilities only usable with certain requirements

fading shuttle
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oh god

heavy halo
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Guys i have another idea for a game who wanna hear

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Its about a route you can go from a trainer

fading shuttle
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cyberpunk game by hideo kojima

heavy halo
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OHHH MY GAHHH?!

fading shuttle
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he is schizophrenic enough to make it good

heavy halo
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Who wanna hear my super awesome path concept

fading shuttle
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no

heavy halo
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okay :(

runic kernel
remote vine
fading shuttle
# remote vine

the thalmor consider ulfric an asset with which to destabilise the empire

eager igloo
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Yeah Ulfric is a big stinky fed

fading shuttle
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not exactly, i dont think he likes the thalmor, he just doesnt know he is being used

chilly bridge
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stormcloaks are being manipulated by the thalmor

fading shuttle
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in the helgen sequence the thalmor were trying to take custody of ulfric cus they didnt want him killed

chilly bridge
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the empire is also being manipulated by the thalmor

fading shuttle
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not exactly

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the thalmor want the empire to get weakened by fighting the stormcloaks

eager igloo
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I should relearn C++

fading shuttle
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so when they attack again, they will easily win

chilly bridge
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long story short all elves are categorically racists and slavedrivers and I do not feel bad burning them alive with magic

fading shuttle
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the empire is secretly preparing for this war, and the skyrim rebellion is distracting them

eager igloo
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Stinky high elves

dreamy flaxBOT
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kekpoint @stone blade (ivan_5kov) has been muted for 3 days for reason: We still see it - once again slurs in a meme

chilly bridge
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owned

young fulcrum
fading shuttle
chilly bridge
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there is no winning side, both are playing into the thalmor's hands

fading shuttle
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because they were unable to finish the job

chilly bridge
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the best ending would be a yes-man wildcard ending where you just kick the shit out of everyone

fading shuttle
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yes man ending is the worst one, rivaled only by the legion ending

chilly bridge
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yeah but it's funny

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and would be objectively better in skyrim's setting

fading shuttle
young fulcrum
fading shuttle
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the empire is a puppet state because the thalmor could not finish the war, and they are planning to attack again

young fulcrum
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Thalmor have official positions in the White Gold tower, I doubt there are Imperial spies in Aldmeri government positions

fading shuttle
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this is lore, spoken of in skyrim many times, general tullius mentions an incoming bigger war when he wins

young fulcrum
fading shuttle
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honestly elder scrolls 6 might be set during the war

young fulcrum
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Like literally zero

fading shuttle
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hammerfell might join in on the side of the empire

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and theyve beaten the thalmor back once

young fulcrum
fleet silo
fading shuttle
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900ish actually

young fulcrum
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Really? I thought it took place immediately after, I guess that just goes to show you how much ESO I played

fading shuttle
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that game events happened before the events in morrowind

weak jackal
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thalmor

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more like

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thalsnore

fading shuttle
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based

young fulcrum
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Well, I'm sure Bethesda will write in an Imperial victory somehow, but realistically they have spies at all levels of their government and no way to return the favor.

It would take a legit miracle, like Martin turning into Akatosh level of divine intervention

fading shuttle
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i think the thalmor would get too cocky and greatly underestimate the empire and hammerfell

young fulcrum
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Or not so much as to be good, but moreso to go the way you just KNOW Bethesda intends for it to

fading shuttle
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the fact that the thalmor might accidentally create a second hammerfell situation if the stormcloaks won proves to me that they arent exactly the best with their long term strategies

final cedar
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you're telling me that pisselves are not to be trusted?

runic kernel
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Hi Alex Hi Bitkiller

final cedar
spiral raven
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average monolith

remote vine
eager igloo
spiral raven
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lasang

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iscreemsendvitsh

amber marsh
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lmao

remote vine
heavy halo
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guys new game idea

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Rpg hardcore rogue like darksouls esque game but you are cat in a window

spiral raven
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too epic for people

spiral raven
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i cant see the gif

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its like

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frozen

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what

midnight tree
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skill issue

chilly bridge
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he beat the test, he's not gay

heavy peak
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@grizzled meadow

heavy halo
fading shuttle
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what gif

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a shame

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hope you get better

midnight tree
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better luck next time

crimson flame
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it is what it is

spiral raven
robust cove
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jif*

heavy peak
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you're both wrong, it's pronounced jeff

remote vine
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Skill issue

robust cove
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don't put yourself down man, I'm sure you'll drown next time PepeHappy

remote vine
last nebula
wide gate
tulip ravine
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Hello all

midnight tree
fading shuttle
lime dew
errant magnet
runic kernel
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Hi dipshit McGee Hi mezzy

wide gate
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Me and you

runic kernel
ruby minnow
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me and my friend have lost our house

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we are searching for it by randomly sailing in the open sea while listening to sea shanties

midnight tree
runic kernel
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Hi Ted

pine bison
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murder

dreamy flaxBOT
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Warned streets2867 for: Alo, N passes get revoked the moment you join the server... no matter your skin color. On top of that you're being mega weird, telling how you're gonna masturbate and now also playing Roblox.
Warning: 1

real tinsel
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good day fellers i'm going to kill myself

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anyone want anything

steady geode
runic kernel
real tinsel
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i don't know what either of those are

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go get it yourself

strange harbor
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Got a flatscreen?

dreamy flaxBOT
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kekpoint @pure spade (polishget) has been muted for 2 days for reason: Aight, enough of your degeneracy

somber warren
real tinsel
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i love men

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i love asses of men

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not the hairy ones

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i love men with tits

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i love men with muscley tits

somber warren
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do asses of men remind you of your junkie ex?

real tinsel
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i love men with other muscles as well

real tinsel
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although they could remind me of my other ex

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she had the ASS

somber warren
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classic kha

real tinsel
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i love tall men

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men with good hair

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men with long hair

remote vine
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why are you talking about your ex in here jfc

real tinsel
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men with bald hair

real tinsel
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german feller is talking about my ex

remote vine
real tinsel
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your hair is bald

somber warren
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kha is that kind of dude that says he is bald, then posts a pic of himself with hair, still saying he is bald

remote vine
real tinsel
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my id card pic was taken when i was bald and whenever i have to show someone my id card they're like "nwah is that really you"

somber warren
real tinsel
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had to explain to a guy for 15 minutes that it is, in fact, me so that he'd give me my fanny pack

somber warren
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why do you have a fanny pack in the first place

plucky void
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A collection of livestream highlights from Holdfast Nations at War.

Patreon for those who wish to support this nonsense - https://www.patreon.com/SovietWomble
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Twitch group of my clan mates - https://www.twitch.tv/team/zfclan

All artwork by "TwistieZ".

The posh, up...

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real tinsel
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i think i was banned from more than just redux due to my pfp

runic kernel
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Hi Usagi

real tinsel
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my server list seems emptier than usual

remote vine
real tinsel
somber warren
real tinsel
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because they said 50 CENTIMETERS 20 CENTIMERS and some shit between there

somber warren
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HOW

real tinsel
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then it arrives and it's like fucking 20 cm at best

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apparently they counted the stringy thing as well

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the one you wrap around your shoulder

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retards

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with that thing its 50 cm

somber warren
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maybe its a backpack for people that are 50cm small

real tinsel
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but what do you fit in it

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piece of shit fills up after i put a total of 2 condom-size items in it

remote vine
somber warren
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i dunno small water bottles or small sandwiches, you know small people stuff

real tinsel
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CAN'T PUT A GUN IN IT

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IT'S THAT USELESS

remote vine
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smdh

real tinsel
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i still carry my old gym bag

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my trust massive ass gaping gym bag

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i can fill that bitch with so much shit

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it never gives up

somber warren
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why would you carry a gun in a backpack, what are you gonna tell the robber? wait a second let me get my gun out of my backpack?

real tinsel
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guns are useless i carry a knife and a box cutter on me

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both in different easily accessible pockets

somber warren
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rule 1 of knife fighting: don't get into a knife fight

real tinsel
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nah you know the knife guy who killed the gun guy with a knife

remote vine
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you can try carrying one of those shorter japanese blades. Not katanas

real tinsel
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he wouldn't be able to kill the gun guy if the gun guy was a sword guy

proud torrent
real tinsel
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but the gun guy could kill the sword guy with a gun

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because knives are fast, swords are slow, guns are faster than swords, swords are bigger than knives

remote vine
somber warren
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like everything kha says, garbage take like always

real tinsel
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katana isn't actually all that good

somber warren
remote vine
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Ok they're called a wakizashi

real tinsel
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it looks nice but i think the sword that berserking guy uses would definitely smash it into pieces

remote vine
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short blades don't require skills to use

real tinsel
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correct

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am a short blade user and i lack the basic skills to survive

remote vine
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either that or a machete

midnight tree
somber warren
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something about big ass knifes makes ppl rethink their chances, with small knifes they think they might have a chance (they don't)

remote vine
# midnight tree

mfw living on a hill so I will never experience any type of flooding

real tinsel
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i live next to a bigass sea

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that has a shitload of petroleum in it

somber warren
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sell it

real tinsel
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nah i don't like petroleum

remote vine
real tinsel
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water tastes better

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@uneven void @modern falcon @steady pumice @old hatch @winged sandal @amber marsh @amber marsh @pastel quartz @scenic remnant @broken pine what are you typing

somber warren
real tinsel
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i don't like anything

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i think everything should go and kill itself

broken pine
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you will

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be a mr hoffelpuff soon

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you cant deny your destiny

steady pumice
somber warren
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don't mind him

real tinsel
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whatever comes into my mind realy

somber warren
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he is special

remote vine
uneven void
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why did i get pinged? who are you people?

real tinsel
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i don't like sand

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it's coarse and it gets everywhere

uneven void
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Are you Bulgarian?

real tinsel
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@stone blade am i bulgarian

uneven void
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this man has a nazi profile picture, pls ban

real tinsel
remote vine
real tinsel
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my pfp is not a nazi

uneven void
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it has funne red armband with pinwheel of happiness

real tinsel
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he is Charlie eating a banana whilst wearing a nazi uniform

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as you can see there is major difference

oblique spire
real tinsel
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Charlie, unlike the nazis from 1942-1945, does not support the ideologies of famous failed austrian painter Adolf Shmitler

spiral raven
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soup

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can

real tinsel
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i however support everything mr Vladimir Ulyanovich did

spiral raven
#

do you support linux

somber warren
uneven void
#

modjak

remote vine
real tinsel
#

shut it down

somber warren
uneven void
#

I agree

remote vine
#

ok back to zero sievert

somber warren
#

enjoy

uneven void
#

Good game, have fun

worn gulch
#

bro properly spent 100K hours in HOI4

spiral raven
#

who likes soup

real tinsel
spiral raven
#

he watn the pinaple

lime dew
#

he watn the pinaple

worn gulch
#

he watn the pinaple

spiral raven
#

he gto the pinaple

worn gulch
#

gato watn the pinaple

spiral raven
#

🍍 🐈‍⬛

#

he gto the pinaple

haughty elbow
#

Soup is.. good

spiral raven
#

laufing becasu hav sop

#

and yu dont

uneven void
haughty elbow
spiral raven
spiral raven
#

i dont know him

haughty elbow
spiral raven
#

im the one who tells people

#

...

runic kernel
#

Hi llama

spiral raven
#

you should motivate yourself now

oblique spire
haughty elbow
#

Look up Ted Kaczynski on the internet @spiral raven

runic kernel
oblique spire
worn gulch
#

awh, nice

real tinsel
worn gulch
real tinsel
#

i face all my enemies

spiral raven
#

he hates faces?

spiral raven
#

i mean scp 096

worn gulch
spiral raven
#

what the fuck

oblique spire
real tinsel
#

it's discord

worn gulch
real tinsel
real tinsel
#

the lower you go in the fetish department the expensiver everything becomes

spiral raven
#

who wants to know how my wallpeper look like

#

destop

worn gulch
spiral raven
worn gulch
#

mine is just ricefield

real tinsel
#

cp (cyberpunk 2077) is the lowest therefore making it costs the most

worn gulch
worn gulch
#

DO NOT SEARCH SHORTEN CYPERPUNK ON GOOGLE

real tinsel
#

i've heard of people wanting to pay 600$ for a prostitute to just piss on them

foggy mantleBOT
#

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spiral raven
#

tonk

#

omg

#

tonk

worn gulch
#

it is a literally traktor

#

BLYAAAAAAAAAAAT, TRAKTOOOOOOOOOOOR

spiral raven
#

tonk

#

i like tonks

#

big black tobnk

#

tonk

solar obsidian
#

i was promised this. where are they?

spiral raven
#

big black tonk

fading shuttle
#

Amobgus

solar obsidian
#

amorbius

pastel quartz
#

might get the baldurs gate 3 collectors edition

#

so tempting

pastel quartz
#

the stream was awesome

oblique spire
pastel quartz
#

yeah?

oblique spire
spiral raven
#

ayo what the ufck

swift scarab
pastel quartz
#

its a sequel to two of the greatest rpgs of all time

spiral raven
swift scarab
#

I remember watching gameplay of the first few baldurs gate games

#

God did they not age well

worn gulch
#

what2 ayo what the fuck

swift scarab
swift scarab
#

There’s a Druid you can fuck that can supposedly turn into a bear

worn gulch
#

Aware zoophelia devs

swift scarab
#

So obviously the internet took the fast route and went “hmm nyes, Bear fucking”

crimson flame
swift scarab
pastel quartz
#

its a dnd thing

worn gulch
swift scarab
#

That too

proud torrent
swift scarab
#

It’s like the long running gag of how bards always have to fuck the dragon

#

Because funni

worn gulch
#

KekSkew that shit is a fucking horny cesspoll

pastel quartz
crimson flame
#

afaik some of them are already inside league

severe flicker
#

Is this B-Hopping?

#

i dont think he is moving in the air side to side

crimson flame
severe flicker
#

and yes, ♻️

pastel quartz
#

and refresher to do it again if they buyback

severe flicker
#

but also saw this elsewhere

#

so like

#

idk

#

but is it bhop?

worn gulch
severe flicker
#

y/n

worn gulch
#

yes

pastel quartz
#

the golems are only really used for the stun and pushing

crimson flame
#

not to mention it can kill towers in 2 seconds

mossy laurel
#

i aint say nothing about no masturbation tf are you hearing

solar obsidian
#

sir, this is a Wendy's

worn gulch
#

bro came out of nowhere

#

and dropped the mic

mossy laurel
#

cuz im just now seeing the warning i got

worn gulch
runic kernel
#

Goodnight brainfart

crimson flame
#

meanwhile kiyotaka tinker kekw

#

i love how tinker went from
"hehe i hit from trees u cant find me"
to
"look at me motherfucker im in your face, try to kill me"

livid pond
mint mist
#

august 12th 2036

#

the heat death of the universe

modest shoal
#

probably not

#

but add it to the list of doomsday predictions

fair scaffold
#

I think we might have actually all died in 2012 tbh

mint mist
#

we died 2iin 2016

wide gate
undone wave
#

Just look if the slide is locked back 4head

modest shoal
#

the deagle has 9 kekw

sterile dome
#

inb4 rookie dies to monolith suicide grenade

midnight tree
remote vine
livid pond
undone wave
solar wraith
tulip ravine
#

Evening

#

How’s it going

open turret
#

he's fish reacting irl

pine bison
livid pond
livid pond
#

im so tired of this damn creature

wide gate
livid pond
wide gate
mint mist
wide gate
livid pond
amber marsh
ruby minnow
#

:3

amber marsh
#

(Just woke up)

ruby minnow
#

started drg with my friend

#

really feeling that rock and stone

midnight tree
remote vine
midnight tree
#

fuck socrates

#

this is a diogenes household

remote vine
urban ocean
ruby minnow
#

i just need to get through this week

midnight tree
#

i just need to get through this week

remote vine
#

i just need to get through this week

lunar brook
#

i just need to get through this week

real tinsel
#

i just need to get through this week

uncut obsidian
#

i just need to get through this week

ruby minnow
uncut obsidian
rancid iris
#

real

ruby minnow
#

sea shanties hits hard

#

these 1700s sounding beats are fire

rancid iris
#

1 second que timer on league

#

this game bout to suck

ruby minnow
#

leauge just sucks

rancid iris
#

irelia support

#

ive got to be high

ruby minnow
dreamy flaxBOT
#

Warned pensive6045 for: I saw what you posted and I'll be generous with you, once. keep these memes with slurs outta here
Warning: 1

livid pond
#

Huh

neat copper
#

huh

ruby minnow
neat copper
livid pond
#

Did yet another word get labeled a slur that im not aware of

neat copper
#

||cum|| is a slur

ruby minnow
remote vine
uncut obsidian
neat copper
neat copper
sage otter
#

Bingus smoothie

lunar brook
#

smoongus

#

bingthie

livid pond
#

Aint no way it was actually over that low quality ass meme lmaoo

sage otter
neat copper
split canyonBOT
#

no you shut up||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ @neat copper

neat copper
#

nuh uh

uncut obsidian
#

with what

mint mist
#

oim

#

im hungry

uncut obsidian
#

then

#

eat

mint mist
#

nothingtotead

neat copper
#

bread

neat copper
#

you'll be here forever

mint mist
#

@amber marsh

neat copper
#

kys kys

neat copper
#

sex?

devout hull
neat copper
#

this place is forever

uncut obsidian
#

uhh

#

skill issue?

neat copper
#

too bad so sad

#

slur slur slur!!!!!

#

mods!!! GigaKek

mint mist
#

did she bite off her finger

#

look at the red par

#

no like its on her skin

#

it looks liek bitten off finger

#

or aem

#

idk

#

weawoo bite

#

what???

spiral raven
#

fart brain

dreamy flaxBOT
#

kekpoint @viscid wraith (vans_pebble) has been muted for 3 seconds for reason: you really need to chill

swift scarab
#

Only 3 seconds

#

Cringe

dreamy flaxBOT
#

kekpoint @viscid wraith (vans_pebble) has been muted for 3 days for reason: you really need to chill

steady trellis
#

there we go

#

haha

swift scarab
#

Much better

steady trellis
#

S and D

mint mist
#

whats s and D

sage otter
mint mist
#

sand!!!!

#

omg

swift scarab
neat copper
amber marsh
neat copper
#

sand

mint mist
neat copper
#

sand

swift scarab
#

Falcos probably eating panettone rn, explains why he isn’t here

mint mist
#

no its not sand

steady trellis
#

it will forever haunt you to not get it

uncut obsidian
#

sand

lusty sonnet
#

ivan got muted too?

amber marsh
#

Ha gotteem

lusty sonnet
#

where's our hourly monster pic now

mint mist
ruby minnow
#

rock and stone

steady trellis
#

for Karl

weak jackal
#

gm

uncut obsidian
#

wait what time is it for you

weak jackal
#

4:30 am

crimson flame
#

lemon

uncut obsidian
#

same

#

but why u wakin up so early

#

i was getting ready to go to sleep

weak jackal
#

i went to bed at like 10-10:30

#

so i hada pretty good sleep

#

i'm working on fixing my sleep schedule

uncut obsidian
#

gl

#

and gm

mint mist
crimson flame
weak jackal
#

so like napping all the time and being exhausted was the norm

#

now i'm not that

#

so its going good

mint mist
#

thats nto why i askaed

weak jackal
#

today i shall be cleaning windows

mint mist
#

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

weak jackal
lunar brook
#

can we rename maja to waahja

solar obsidian
weak jackal
ruby minnow
#

we need to be pirates

#

and sing sea shanties

#

no

crimson flame
#

yes

weak jackal
#

Maja is important for the brainfart ecosystem

ruby minnow
#

yes

tulip ravine
#

Brainfart would collapse without the all important waaa

lunar brook
dense pollen
#

i think im going to try to get a ban appeal from the xbox discord server

lunar brook
#

Ban would not be canon

dense pollen
#

no lol

tulip ravine
#

I picked my Mrs up from her work today while playing reggaton at full volume am I cool yet

#

She works at a school and there was a bunch of the kids outside dancing KekSkew she was embarrassed

crimson flame
severe flicker
weak jackal
#

linkedin is a crazy place

severe flicker
#

is that a yugo?

#

or rather was

weak jackal
#

thats a warrior aparrantly

severe flicker
#

no i mean the rifle

#

that guy cant commit warcrimes he cant even pour milk first

weak jackal
crimson flame
#

and yeah sometimes you see extremely out of place posts like that

#

remember that ceo who posted a selfie of him crying bcs he fired a bunch of ppl during covid

#

s-tier comedy

weak jackal
#

Its like actually full of unhinged people

#

peak comedy

ruby minnow
lusty sonnet
#

10/10 advice

nimble night
#

Stop looking for attention and play a game

ruby minnow
nimble night
ruby minnow