#🎪bruh-fart
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i cannot do another extraction shooter
i will commit crimes
3600 hours in tarkov is more than enough for my lifetime
i dont want div to be the same 
Division will be exclusively the dark zone
Except even worse
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but its a girl wtf
a bloodsucker seeing me try and loot the ecologist i killed in jupiter:
Girls can have dicks
The best ones do

to speak french you need 1 baguette, 1 red/blue balaclava, big rich suit (again red or blue) and 1 butterfly knife with revolver (all rich big money)
if thats what i must do to play heartland
its a small price to pay
sets sets sets
forgot about rich money watch and diguise kit
i stopped playing cause i cant speak and my inventory is full and i dont know how to buy premium 
playing what
ew women
tf2
Just buy a thing from the mann co store
you can buy a 1 cent item from the store and boom you got premium
Or buy premium pass
buy cheapest shit at mannco store (ingame store)
its 2023 and people still have f2p in tf2
i recomdne buying extra inventrory stuff
im old
Didn't they change that few years ago?
oh really
thats easy if i had a penny in my account

Where you have to spend 5 bucks now for the premium upgrade
its 2023 and people still have bots in tf2
im old
i played 500 hours and even have a painted golden gibus
in mannco?
buy cheapest shit at ingame store (not marketplace or stuff)
and you get one
anything
buy
anithing
Post stamps are the cheapest items you can buy in mann co
yeah its full rn
You get inventory increase thing every year for free
From the Christmas event
yeah living in the bird is bad
i got like 7 pages
at least in steam u can buy directly from steam in iran even that does not exist and i have to rely on vpn
buy games from steam?
yeah with lire
cringe
well shit 🤝
i mean you gotta forget buying any AAA games
double post cuz am downloading stuff
lohdoh
all of them are at least 1k
why would you buy them
bandwidth is killing itself
even if they werent 1k
yeah
bruh, how havent you
i was pirating games my whole life
games were cheap and i had money
but nw
thats no excuse
now games aren't cheap but i still have money
the money that isn't woth shit
i am the 6%
i mean it isn't only AAA games
screw paying for games, all my homies pirate games
indie games are expensive also
i am not really a person that goes to the market buys shit
but when i see these prices i see the real problem
weezer
flashback to syno having a mental boom over the price of starfield
buying games is overrated now
he was thinking of buying starfield?
thank you Erdogan for making me pirate games
fuckin retard
noo
dont buy bethesda games
why would i think of buying it
which is real
i mean starfield is cheap

considering other AAA games
WHAT
its at least not 1k
ur trolling right
Steam has regional pricing remember so different places have different prices
btw do u have in-country pirating sites
we have all sort of anti copyright websites here

god damn bro its only 30 dollars in Turkey
its cheap af
regional pricing wins again
nah but like starfield might just become 1800 in a night
steam hasn't updated Turkish lira
since it loses value so fast
I like sharks
dolphins and sea lions are real threat
dolphins kill their babies to get some more ...
jahh
sharks are derpy lil gremlins
18+ time
What the fuggle
and sea lions RAP(+e) PENGUINS
people think that nature has morals
dolphins also sexually assault humans
yeah
Penguins sexually assault other penguins
fuck dolphins(and sea lions) all my homies love sharks
Even if the other penguin in question is not so alive
sharks are cute
Sharks are just sharks
and only 2 of their species are deadly
sharks are fish
If they are aggressive or wanna eatcha its for foo
Food
Dolphins and sea lions are just assholes
And orcas are menaces to society
even then the amount of people who have been actually EATEN by sharks is like... less than 50
most of the time, sharks are just like "oh what you"
then give you a nibble
there are pog sharks
there is no known fatality directly attributable to wild orcas
Pog shark
your mom
basking shark
shorg
those things are fucking massive
brother mosquitos kill more people then sharks
Well we are the alpha and omega
Tthey know we can fuck them up
no ur
the 2 most giant sharks that are living to this day only eat small organisms
Shark appreciation time
Soyjak shark
Same ting with whales
whale sharks and basking sharks
W fish
Fun fact
Hammerhead sharks are really cool
The reason they look so goofy is so they can
they got some funny goofy electricity going on
Yuhhh
shork is shork
are 4 i can name off the top of my head
Only if you are dumb
these sharks are cool af
that are commonly known to chomp
You broke the rule number 1
He looks so derpy
succ
he succin on that water
sharks are just oversized sea dogs
shale
Bruh I made a way too strong build in kotor
Fun fact dolphins and or orcas use that to fuck up sharks
Aww sharkies :3
:3
I forgot what it was called
we are all shark nerds
Dolphins are genuine menaces
it's fucked up lmao
Real shit
sharkuille o'neal
Orcas flip sharks on their back so they drown
i literally forgot what a dolphin looks like
look at that demon
this bitch
creatura
Orcas launch seals so far into the air that when they land the seals flesh is ripped from its body when they land
la creatura
I think
great white sharks are cute :3
Sharks are the most goofy species
shork
And we love them
Number 2 as well
i really love mantas
timothy treadwell said the same thing about bears
manta rays and skates
yknow what seal deserves to be treated like that tho on a real
Penguins are also fucking evil
One guy did research on penguins
And the shit he discovered and wrote down was so bad he was not allowed to publish his findings
every creature survies somehow
what da ray doing
MAJESTIC FLAP FLAP CREATURE
yes
If i recall there was a pink manta
what the fuck lol
you know discussing sharks and other sea creatures and their horrible ways of surviving and how sharks are real cute wasn't on my plan
goofy creature
gofeh
this is brainfart syno
:3
expect the unexpectable
NO WAY
Shark club
Yeah

awful
this is shog or dork
you arent allowed to switch your time waster game to a time waster game
then never stop playing yakuza
and never play division
download heartland or you will be on fire
i dont think like a dragon has enough content to never stop playing
IS IT SHOG OR DORK
dork
and
u talking about state of decay heartland or something else?
our shark club is shub or clark
no
division heartland
division heartland
ubishit
me fr
literally me
litotteraly me
great river otters are scary
fkin barbed wire teeth
no that's the capybara
they're water cats
coconut dog
giuena pig
omg where did it go
stealth mode activate
omg crysis nanosuit
Cloak engaged
Too bad Crysis 3 was kinda booty
i still think its the best crysis though lol
how much until heartland
2 was just so much more polished and honed in. Sure you didnt have the open world but idk how movement and gunplay downgraded from 2 to 3
cuz the focus of 3 was the bow, like the whole way through

i need to continue my invictus run at somepoint soon
i abandoned it post sarc
diablo came out
ew
fnuy
I wouldn't mind them if they weren't insufferable cunts.
Either you are a vehicle or pedestrian; not both taking up two lanes
Tempted to do brake checks on them 
i just posted the gif for the bloodsucker meme
@dreamy flax what does "gm fcc" could mean?
"gm fcc" is a commonly used abbreviation in online messaging, and it stands for "Good Morning, For the Culture." It is a way to greet someone in the morning while acknowledging and celebrating their cultural background or interests. It's a friendly and inclusive way to start the day.
Canon
Where does the second fucking C come from then?
^
Oh right
You're missing a C
Apologies for the confusion. If "gm fcc" is written with an additional "C," it could potentially stand for "Good Morning, Fun and Creative." It's a way to wish someone a pleasant morning while emphasizing the importance of having a fun and creative mindset throughout the day. Start your day with imagination and innovation!
Canon
dumbass
bro
he's still missing a c
You're still missing a C though
Remember, AI makes shit up.
damn clanker
Oops! My apologies once again. It seems I misinterpreted your statement. If "gm fccc" is written with an additional "C," it could potentially stand for "Good Morning, Fun, Creative, and Charming." In this context, it's a way to wish someone a delightful morning while emphasizing the importance of having a fun and creative mindset, along with a touch of charm. May your day be filled with joy, creativity, and a dash of charm!
Canon
btw i found what gm fcc can mean, "gm_fcc_apartments_v2" gmod map
In this case it's "gm fcc", two C
Ah, I apologize for the confusion. In that case, "gm fcc" could stand for "Good Morning, Fellow Coders!" This is a friendly greeting among coders, expressing goodwill and camaraderie among individuals who share a passion for coding and programming. So, good morning to you, my fellow coder! If you have any coding-related questions or need assistance, feel free to ask.

KEKW
Ask Xela what GM FCC Ligma means
Okay we know that gm = good morning, we still don't know what "fcc" means
I apologize for the misunderstanding. In the context of "gm fcc," the term "fcc" does not have a standard or widely recognized meaning in the coding or programming community. It is possible that "fcc" is an abbreviation or acronym specific to your group or community. Without further context, it is difficult to determine the exact meaning. If you can provide more information or context, I'll do my best to assist you further.
assist deez nuts in your mouth xela
i think this bot is not from elon musk, but from yi long mah
@dreamy flax what GM FCC Ligma means
As a Discord bot, I can tell you that "GM FCC Ligma" is not a standard acronym or commonly used phrase. It seems to be a combination of random words or letters that may not have a specific meaning. If you have any other questions or need assistance with something else, feel free to ask!
based
lol im eatin them rn
yi lan ma
BING CHILLING
XELA. How does one Bing CHilling?
@dreamy flax XELA. How does one Bing CHilling?
lao gan ma
The response I got was too long for Discord (2,096 characters), so I've attached it as a file for your convenience.
WJAT
what
9 step bing chilling program
fr this bot is from yi long ma
i guess it costs like 2 ice cream and portrait of jon xina
Holy shit that AI model is trained exclusively on Bing CHilling
there was a dude who made keyboard and a mouse from potatos
he's russian btw
advanced technoloblyats
is that kene vest
Why
kanye is too powerful
Thats way funnier
10gbs remain on division
very good
i am a patient man
cant wait until you stream and your pc bricks
not because ubisoft installed anti stream software or some shit
just because division games are broken
ubicock
People still play Ubisoft games?
last good ubisoft game was like in 2014
L opinion
or maybe in 2015
alongside the for honor fanbase
Just get a cable recorder or however its called where it takes audio output signal
I would like to see them do anti stream software for that.
Capture card, thats the word
Old GHost recon fuck yeah, new ones mid at best
nah nah nah
div 2?

closed beta access mode
have fun gamer
i am a fan ubisoft, i can be trusted with division heartlands beta access
i will and i will be streaming it
guys who noticed that when you wipe your mask in gamma it looks like he almost did german sun hand
from ww2
NDA be damned
Microbial amounts of trolling
ren and stimpy is the most cursed show ever made
like fr
brain scorcher kar98k mode
OK AND
nah thats valid
dog im used to doing brain scorcher on grandpa's 200 year old sks
wait what does valid means
with a PU scope

Hello
english language can succ my dicc
dicc is ice cream i make
delicious ice cream cone
"dicc"
also that
i am waging war against sleepiness
little do you know there's a nosorog with a pkp that's about to turn you into red mist through that tiny gap
and i am losing this battle of attrition
lmao
Phrasing
what
man go slep
lmao
if ubisoft wont give me access, this is what i must do
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me
am eepy fr
but this wont be the first time ive sacrificed sleep for the division
real
now im sleepy
"uncle dane what happened" "DISPENSER DOWN!!!"
im browsing the stash trying to stay awake
take care of your friendly engis everyone.
berd
4gb reemain
now we find out if they have ultrawide support
thats the other thing i wonder
Download corrupted; must redownload
WHAT THE FUCK
red with the blood of the people murdered by the 13 chimeras
i have never gone into red forest and not run into 2 giants, 4 chimeras
Red Forest mines 



my honest reaction
average renegade (ig renegade or bandit) or bandit fan
merc/loner for life
at least im not doody
kick a pregnant merc down the stairs
eviscerate merc children
UNSIG is the real cringe; fuck the UN
nuke merc neighbourhoods
Fuck the EU too
europe?
Sad day for the shadow wizard money gang
i wish i could agree but the only way im getting out of this hellhole is the eu

WHAT
wheres the GIF part

EU is Belgian. Its so cringe
here
thanks
vtuber fans scare me
i just posted this
wtf is vtuber
kill daniela
kill lemon
voutube?
wtf don't kill me
@fading shuttle @weak jackal
i just got here
i literally jus woke up whots going on
die
shark
i made this meme and im asking to please stop sharing it as a screenshot but at least repost the it as a video
Baldurs gate 3

HUH
hatred
hit in head with rock
Jerma saved us
the real hero
what a guy
pikamee was a kaiju level threat
unironically horrifying creature
blud is lost in the sauce

absolutely out of it
crab the light of the party
can crab chug an entire barrel?
omg they're thirsty little guys
i refuse
urgot building a shieldbow
i have a mental illness
crabgot buying duskblade
real
gotta be careful
duskblade + ghostblade urgot
monkers
less than a gigabyte remains @fading shuttle
rell jungle
tag yourself
im fuckin hyped to see what shitshow ubi has cooked up
download done? now u have to install directx and 16 other malwares in order to run division
nvm game launchung
GET IN THE FUCKING VOICE CHAT
help

im ready for everyting
yeah ok
i play gamma rn
Simple, yet effective and you don't expect it
Master memer
gm falco
what
ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!
There’s the crash @fading shuttle
real
full pc crash?
actual pc brick
my pc just straight up turned off
would expect nothing less from the division
my entertainment quota has been fulfilled
and i learned that yes, division heartland will be a division game
cant believe that 2 out of three games in the series will have crashing issues
how tf was the division 1 stable
Cus it was the one to introduce the series and had a decent team behind it
Division now
AAA game development after 2018 only knows hot chip and lies
and yet it has the worst gameplay of them all. they sacrificed basic game stability for good gameplay
Sleep tight
society...
Im listening to the second now, let you know how it is.
KGB or? I am the dumb
lmao
when epilepsy
good ending
What kind of cookie
||Oatmeal||
Hey @grizzled meadow
Owenmeal
What
Ahahahahahah
YES
I knew it
Great minds think alike
Incredible sticker
I will abuse it
man i'm loving stranded deep
with my friend specifically
only problem we had is that we thought our raft vanished into the shadow realm
even tho it was because we didn't anchor so it just got dragged away by the current
so we abondened 2 saves like that
Sneak 100
His meal disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Hii
WAAAAAA ITS SO cute omg!!!!!! omggggg omg i want it
how do i steal it
help

look at this fuckin slug
Wtf, fat motherfucker
It's a slug loaf. Sloaf
sloaf
do not call him that
he is not a slut
also apparently it's not a slug
What is it?
it's a sea hare, which are semi-aquatic
... so a sea slug?
yeah but shut up
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no u
Comedic timing.
Amusing.
this has to be a fetish for someone
white women cooking horrible food
also just buy flour???
they sell it by the pound
You have to make pasta from pasta; thats how chemistry works duh
Bet she has a S&M themed onlyfans filled with humiliation / torture content to maximize profits
shame this ragebait bullshit pulls as well as it does
oh absolutely, all engagement is good engagement
in the Cruelty Squad universe you'd have an entire industry dedicated to hunting down influencers manhunt style
fish ignore the nails
Oh shit bro is that a flounder?
shut up
11/10 if it is done by you
yes fresh OC, just like her pasta 
but actually
unlike her pasta
Hi Falco
alo
hi everyone
cute cat
thats a squid, silly
I don't trust lemons
@grizzled meadow
10/10 edit holy shit
Hello chat
When are we getting Horse and Dog scenes for white women only characters?
Why the fuck is it even a bear, why not some magical Skyrim Elemental type shit
Spriggan or whatever
Its a druid named Halsin using his wildshape to turn into a bear
you can just have normal sex with him if you want
Wait, I thought the white dude was an NPC, that's supposed to be your character??
probably one of the defaults
he's one of the origin characters
they come with a backstory and lore and stuff
or you can just make your own dude called "tav" (you can rename them)
If you played DnD before, fucking animals is not out of the question if you roll high. kotaku is dogshit
So its astarian (Vampire dude) and Halsin (druid man)
yeah but it's still really creepy
this is something you'd hear about from a private game, and that's mostly just imagination
be glad your not in my dnd groups. some of the things they get up too is worse
well its played for laughs
this is a fully realized and animated (if implied) sex scene with an actual bear
the cut to the squirrel, the absurdity of the situation
(druid wildshaping aside)
in divinity 2 you can fuck skeletons and snake people
in ass effect you fuck aliens. tomato tomate
in the end of the day you really are not harming animals...
it is not the same thing, one is a bipedal humanoid and the other is a fucking bear
This just sounds like something the GM is never going to do because imagine the conversation:
"Alright matt, your character wants to fuck the deer?"
"Uhhhh yeah, roll charisma?"
"Yes. Please roll Charisma plus Wisdom checks."
Its not gonna happen
Also this
too close for comfort imo
Larian Studios cordially invites you to Panel From Hell: Release Showcase, our final live show before the launch of Baldur's Gate 3.Tune in July 7th at 8am P...
there's no skill issue, you're fucking a bear
yeah, who's currently a bear
It's just more, why not a humanoid bear or something? Fuck, even a warewolf-style idea would be at least better than a direct animal
this is just the "would you love me if i were a worm" question
yes babe i would fuck you if you were a bear of course honey
the option is there for the player, not forced onto the player so if they want to fuck a bear, they get to fuck a bear.
just wild that it's even there at all
and that it was shown off as a feature in front of a live audience
It just feels like an 'authors thinly disguised fetish' deal here, that's really all.
they wanted to show off that this role play game has no bounderies



