🎪bruh-fart

[visual stirrup]

EOD school is like a year long, and very demanding

I'm not sure about the truck driver thing
I'm just repeating stuff my drill sergeants told me like six years ago
One my drill sergeants was a pretty fucking hardcore 88M.

[gusty willow]

https://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/ren-and-stimpy-classic/81313966/

[rancid iris]

golden

[gusty willow]

The original SpongeBob and Patrick

[grim sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/sneed-gif-19721850

[toxic sundial]

I mean stand downrange and let me get a good center mass shot on you and that 36 gr copper jacketed projectile will absolutely penetrate heart and lung tissue

[ruby minnow]

Americans asseamble you have to call France Germany

[plush pine]

yall see the new Texas chainsaw massacre game that is coming out

[weak jackal]

ye

looks cool

[oblique spire]

ALO BRAINFART

[weak jackal]

i follow a bunch of people who got invited to the playtest

[oblique spire]

❤️

[visual stirrup]

Is anyone else disappointed that Nic Cage is a survivor rather than a killer in Dead by Daylight?

[weak jackal]

nah

but i am hyped about the new Sadako changes

fucking finally

[ruby minnow]

i mean you don't have to be disappointed by a thing in DBD

the game is disappointing anyway

[visual stirrup]

I don't even play DBD
I just wanted memes...

[weak jackal]

i asked an artist to draw my two mains being gay once as a request

and they obliged

forever treasured in my heart

[plush pine]

who this?

[high meteor]

what they changing with Oreo?

[weak jackal]

Susie

[plush pine]

haven't watched DBD content in a while

[plush pine]

handsome

[weak jackal]

Cooldown on tv teleport way faster, condemned builds in more different ways and now actually matters. when demanifested she ignores palets

[high meteor]

finally

[high meteor]

oreo can now be somewhat on par with the eldrich horror

[weak jackal]

proud of her

lesgo oreo

[ruby minnow]

look at this cat

[high meteor]

now buff trapper

[plush pine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1081059380734197800/ezgif.com-gif-maker-1.gif

[weak jackal]

that is 2 cats

[ruby minnow]

yes

[weak jackal]

they said "He's in a good spot" for some reason and avoided nerfing blight so uh

nope

[high meteor]

good spot my ass

[weak jackal]

we know

[plush pine]

when we getting the fnaf killer

[weak jackal]

one day i hope

[plush pine]

we got the movie coming out

[high meteor]

right this second

[plush pine]

there better do it soon

[plush pine]

i saw a fan made one

it was cool

[weak jackal]

the fan made video was neato

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/springtrap-twerk-springtrap-twerk-throwitback-he-always-comes-back-gif-24826946

[weak jackal]

they got mcdonalds

[high meteor]

peepaw willie hitting the griddy?!

[plush pine]

oh susie is just legion

[weak jackal]

old man afton busting it down serial killer style

[plush pine]

i thought she was a whole new ass killer

[weak jackal]

the 4 legion members are Julie Frank Susie Joey

[visual stirrup]

"Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?"

[weak jackal]

le quarter pounder

[visual stirrup]

"Did you see a sign outside my house that says "Dead Player storage"?"

[visual stirrup]

"YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT SIGN BECAUSE IT AINT FUCKIN THERE!"

[runic kernel]

Hi 🍋 Hi FuckinSki

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/abell46s-reface-meme-memes-tiempos-violentos-gif-19187175

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/jane-romero-dead-by-daylight-dbd-run-foxmel-gif-26245330

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/728253381285773329/956973939593199666/image0-2-2-1.gif

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/sadako-anime-funny-gif-5944974

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/zshoauzh0z9b1.jpg

making hex perks feel like hex perks

[gusty willow]

@weak jackal

[weak jackal]

i'm sry bby

[weak jackal]

real

[gusty willow]

I know mate

[quartz ridge]

Love 4th of july

Get to fuck around with my cousins

Go to range

Come back

Hang with family

[crimson flame]

alabama?

[quartz ridge]

God no

Hope i have all 10 fingers by the end of the night tbh

Them fireworks

We got a bunch this year

[runic kernel]

Hi Voltaire Hi Alex

[visual stirrup]

The neat thing about Alabama is that the lost fingers and extra fingers will even out

[upper axle]

so at a friend's behest i watched an old 1990s Final Fantasy anime OVA made as a sequel to my favorite old FF game, FF5.

[uncut obsidian]

Hi catboy

[dreamy flax]

https://api.alexflipnote.dev/cats/R65pG3gAEQE_cats.jpg

[upper axle]

SO THAT WAS A MISTAKE

[crimson flame]

[upper axle]

i watched the first episode of 4. all 30 minutes of it. and it was one of the few pieces of media in general that has actually caused me to become genuinely angry

that is all

[visual stirrup]

Pity not the Alabammers
They do not understand how misbegotten they are

[uncut obsidian]

ok tilted big text actually looks cool

[upper axle]

good night.

[upper axle]

i agree

[uncut obsidian]

ball

[upper axle]

its very useful for putting emphasis on the tone of how much you fucking regret something.

[undone wave]

THAT WAS HIS MISTAKE

[upper axle]

like watching the anime OVA Final Fantasy: Legend of The Crystals.

A CLASSIC BLUNDER I MUST SAY

[uncut obsidian]

it was at this moment he knew,

he fucked up

[crimson flame]

keeping the bloodline PURE

[undone wave]

Americans tonight

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761464325951600/1125862345797804032/401e082f6cca4dde8ac65074f3ee2f8d.mov

[weak jackal]

https://mosaic.fxtwitter.com/jpeg/1673922708730712064/Fzr3eUSakAAFrde/Fzr3fYcaUAAF8fh

[weak jackal]

https://fxtwitter.com/Serphodasse/status/1675917094162931721

https://fxtwitter.com/SimplyAllegra/status/1676449740102451201

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/petting-aligator-crocodile-gif-25954785

https://tenor.com/view/war-thunder-meme-meme-war-thunder-spinning-tank-tank-spinning-tank-meme-gif-25517441

[plush pine]

i want dbd to add the demon from mama

https://youtu.be/yGGZUbqbTWg

[weak jackal]

isn't that just spirit

floaty hair

real fast

scary twisty limbs

[plush pine]

yes

but minus katana and plus extra twisted

[weak jackal]

what does this mean

[plush pine]

it's say she would fit a Demogorgon style of play

[plush pine]

they stare

she probably don't look like someone who would go to trader joe's

what i think is funny is the tarkov dev's threat for playing SPT

if they find out they will ban you from playing regular

you discovered that you can make a better product than us? well guess you can't play our shitter version with hackers and a shitty wipe system

[eager igloo]

Spt?

[plush pine]

single player tarkov, imagine tarkov but it is single player and has mods and plugins so that you can change parts you don't like

[atomic crane]

happy forf, american farters

10:15 pm, july 4th for me

[plush pine]

12:15 midnight

[atomic crane]

my ass is covered you cannot hit me with the timezone messages

[runic kernel]

Hi Menace Hi Lord Headass

[plush pine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1081059380734197800/ezgif.com-gif-maker-1.gif

hello

[ruby minnow]

Gm

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/ezt651rl9z9b1.jpg

[rare mica]

They are too tiny, they dodge the microwaves

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/neo-dodging-bullets-gif-24573779

[visual stirrup]

Look at fuckin' Bill Nye over here with the nerd shit.

[weak jackal]

real

https://i.redd.it/gvsh3rm9w1ab1.jpg

[uncut obsidian]

chocolate ice cream

[quartz ridge]

Ptsd

[weak jackal]

he is in pain

[uncut obsidian]

[quartz ridge]

Have cat to make you forget

Poor feller inside all of the 4th

[visual stirrup]

ifixit kit for scale

Now I know how small that kitter is

[quartz ridge]

Love the 4th

Rifle range had the cool guy as a RO today

He gave me 2 free coins thatll guarantee me a hour free of shooting at a local gun range

• bro was spotting for me when i used a scope for the first time

[visual stirrup]

There are two types of ifixit kit owners

• The ones who legitmately need it to fix electronics
• The ones who get offended by a triangle head screws keeping them out

[quartz ridge]

I am boty

Both

Man

I fixed a small drone i had

Done fixing it

Another issue pops up

Mfw

Still havent gotten around to fixing my ps4

MAN WHAT MAKES ME MAD IS

My ps4 survived 2 years

My ps3 has survied like 12

Or something like that

[remote vine]

I have finished shitting

[quartz ridge]

And i havent even opened my ps3 to fix it once

Opened my ps4 to fix it

Works for another year

Shits itself agaib

[misty onyx]

percussive maintainence is all you need

[quartz ridge]

So now i just game on the ps3

[quartz ridge]

A few of i fix it tools are interchangeable for tools on rifles

[visual stirrup]

I need to get inside so I can beat it better

[quartz ridge]

Dont tell a gun smity

[misty onyx]

we hate old vidyia

destroy vidyia

only new vidyia

[remote vine]

Buy skyrim on your smart fridge now

[fallow trellis]

legion best killers, you go zoom

[runic kernel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1083604757572222976/1123887403111829504/THEINSANECAT.gif

[crimson flame]

car

[misty onyx]

DRIVE?

no way

[visual stirrup]

YOU NEED TO BUY SKYRIM ⚡ NOW ⚡

[ruby minnow]

i bought skyrim

todd has brainwashed me

[quartz ridge]

anyone know

a fucking good

yt to mp3 website

cause now the one i used to use doesnt work

[robust cove]

Bruh just google it and you'll find thousands of them

[glad carbon]

morrowind is only good with the uhmm

elder scrolls 6 mod

[crimson flame]

spotdl

[glad carbon]

a timeless classic of a nexus mod

[wide gate]

Hi

[remote vine]

Too bad it got removed for whatever reason

[glad carbon]

FUCK! probably took some shit from other mods

I think I still have it

can you link zip files in brainfart or is that something that gets axed by the bots

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/672636153773686794/1125157015585554542/cSLxPA7.mp4

[glad carbon]

you know what it most liekly was

all the fuckin xbox agreement shit

they had ripped parts of actual license agreements in there

[remote vine]

big oof

[glad carbon]

I think the guard that meets u at the start says it

[remote vine]

that sucks but oh well

maybe it'll get reuploaded somewhere

[glad carbon]

i could probably put it on mega since its only like 1.5gb zipped

[uncut obsidian]

what is this humor

[crimson flame]

zoomers humor i presume

the previous video was quite amazign tbh

[crimson flame]

never knew something could produce sounds like that

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/863637224531820565/1125883697179152404/Marbles.mp4

[misty onyx]

i don’t think it made it down

[crimson flame]

yeah this one

[glad carbon]

if you lie at the bottom and leave your mouth open you can get some free tooth removals

man think of all the people that'll miss out on the midi musical genius of the MW mod

[weak jackal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F0QPPg2XsAM60A0?format=jpg&name=medium

[ruby minnow]

he hears

[crimson flame]

@glad carbon @uncut obsidian

[glad carbon]

they only need first 4 letters and last 1

its that ez

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RwBJ3pvgM8

[ruby minnow]

gm ivab

[stone blade]

Good morning all

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-controversial-yet-so-brave-controversial-brave-gif-12046682

also i dont have an ifixit kit but i really actually should get one because i'm also both people in this situation

triangle headed screws are the product of the devil, and anti consumer as fuck. if you dont want me taking apart your fucking product, dont make your product so shitty i have to take it apart to fix it myself because i aint fucking paying your shitty company to fix it for me.

FUCKING CORPO TWATS

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-durden-sigma-yes-and-gif-25854888

they got enough. they'll live. i dont have enough for it to be financially responsible to have it serviced for such a cost. they can get bent, or die in a barn fire for all i care.

[misty onyx]

what i see in the padded cell

[upper axle]

one of the many myriad reasons i have every modern cellphones from major manufacturers. completely sealed construction so they are entirely unserviceable by the end user.

[misty onyx]

just hit it really hard with a hammer?

[upper axle]

if im paying 2000 dollars for a phone with a cool camera, decent specs and a folding screen, i want to fucking be able to take the damn thing apart like its one of my guns, service it in any way i fucking want, and put it together again without having to break the fucking thing

worth noting: i have said phone model, the samsung galaxy z fold 4. it works great, but its 2 thousand fucking dollars and i regret the purchase immensely

[crimson flame]

ever heard of fairphone

[crimson flame]

yep samsung has gotten more and more bigoted

[misty onyx]

bro

[upper axle]

no i havent, are they all those criteria?

[crimson flame]

they're following apple

[misty onyx]

if you hate phone companies so much blow up silicon valley or something

[upper axle]

bro i fucking wish i had the money

[crimson flame]

they make repairable phones at the cost of lower price to performance ratio i think

and plain design

and is only available in europe

since they employ europe workers, shits kinda expensive

[rare mica]

@upper axle the EU i believe has accepted a law that will force phones to have a shelf life of at least 5 years and the manufacturer has to commit to creating replacement parts for 10

[upper axle]

i was gonna say based as fuck, then you said THAT

[crimson flame]

hey thats like years ago, idk about now

[misty onyx]

ameritards stay losing

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/635221605785665543/1123367355678994482/imlikeCANNYguy.gif

[crimson flame]

oh fuck

[upper axle]

the validity of this statement depends greatly on your nation

[misty onyx]

america

[upper axle]

i see.

[misty onyx]

i love drinking carcinogens

[crimson flame]

i recommend staying off 'innovative' products if you need to use your phone daily

[misty onyx]

i love it i love it i love it

[upper axle]

well, tbh i cant really argue much in this particular case, or the carcinogens, but i have to ask

you in a city or the boonies?

[crimson flame]

tf is boonies lol

[rare mica]

https://www.theverge.com/2022/9/1/23332407/european-commission-smartphone-repairability-spare-parts-energy-labels-proposals

[misty onyx]

who in their right mind says booNIES

[weak jackal]

middle of fuck all no where

[misty onyx]

same is true for both

[upper axle]

areas without a large, densely populated metropolitan center anywhere nearby

so like, the entire state of maine except the county Portland is in for instance

[misty onyx]

does wyoming even have a city

[upper axle]

not to be confused with Portland, Oregon

[upper axle]

UHHHHHHH

good question

no fucking clue

does Nebraska have one?

idk that either

[misty onyx]

probably

i think a lot of people get stabbed in nebraska

[upper axle]

TBH i dont think i've personally met a single person irl or online who has openly stated to me they are from nebraska

[misty onyx]

so that means it isn’t real

proof

[upper axle]

so like, part of me doesnt think it actually exists and that nebraska is just a psyop or some shit

but like

at the same time

who the fuck knows

[misty onyx]

nothing is real you’re in a medically induced coma

[upper axle]

i'm from Maine, and you like NEVER hear of literally anything from here other than people's nice vacation stories and how good the seafood is.

[misty onyx]

doesn’t maine have like a lot of lobster fishermen

[crimson flame]

nice

[upper axle]

(which btw, the seafood they ate was probably really shit tourist trap seafood, the really good shit is from places the tourists dont usually know about and only the locals know about all that much)

[glad carbon]

crabs

[crimson flame]

i wanna eat lobster

[upper axle]

incorrect

its both

but mostly lobster

[glad carbon]

i guess

[misty onyx]

america is a psyop by great britain for you to underestimate it

[glad carbon]

Im thinking of maryland

my bad

for all the crab n shit

[misty onyx]

coastal cities suck

[upper axle]

i've lived in maine for 20 years now btw, if you need info on the state nobody cares about beyond "oh hey thats where lobster is from" i'm your guy

[misty onyx]

sea water makes you insane

[glad carbon]

living near... salty water?? sucks???

woaaah!!!

[upper axle]

caveat; living in TOURIST TRAP coastal cities and towns sucks

[misty onyx]

it turns you into a tier 5 tweaker after prolonged exposure

[glad carbon]

the fog and humidity and fishy smell is displeasurable??? whoulda thought

[misty onyx]

no they all suck, sorry to say

i love heroin

[upper axle]

source: i live in a tourist trap coastal fishing town, it sucks but only when the tourists are here

[misty onyx]

you’re so disconnected from your life you think tourists are the problem but really it’s the ocean

we need to suck it up and shoot it into space

[upper axle]

agreed, however counterpoint: if you do that youll wake up C'thulhu.

and you dont want that shit

[misty onyx]

i thought oil drilling did that

[upper axle]

nah you're thinking of nukes and Godzilla

[misty onyx]

why does he even care

is the ocean like his pool

bro comes all the way from his stupid incomprehensible plane of existence just because we took his summer vacation spot away

[haughty elbow]

It’s his secret fishing spot

[misty onyx]

no way

you’re telling me

there’s fish

in the ocean

[upper axle]

anyway, side note: if you're from quebec and you come to maine as a tourist, you best be on your fucking best behavior, and do some fucking research on how to drive down here because most people from maine already fucking hate people from quebec because you guys have a reputation for being the rudest motherfuckers ever to visit this state, worse than even californians.

just giving a fair warning

[upper axle]

Mainers dont like french canadians usually

[uncut obsidian]

they locked me in a room

a brick room with balls

[robust cove]

Me when I

[misty onyx]

heaven

[misty onyx]

who left the sink running

[upper axle]

....ok so i kinda really want the context why an entire fucking aircraft hangar seems to be filling with like, soap or some shit

[crimson flame]

its bath time

[upper axle]

im assuming its not even soap

[misty onyx]

bathtime

[upper axle]

no but like jokes aside

[misty onyx]

bath

[robust cove]

It's literally bath time

[misty onyx]

time

[tulip ravine]

Hello all

Pavlo my man

[robust cove]

What jokes, this is a serious chat

[tulip ravine]

How’s it going dude

[robust cove]

Hi hi

[misty onyx]

mushroom envy

[robust cove]

Megusta

[tulip ravine]

Ayyyy

Glad to hear

[upper axle]

im gonna look this up because im genuienly fucking curious what the fuck that image was

[tulip ravine]

Just orderd the Mrs a surprise present for when I go up in a couple week

[tulip ravine]

It’s a map of the stars the night we got together

[robust cove]

Impossible to avoid sorry

[misty onyx]

who would win, woman with gun or me (i run fast)

[robust cove]

That's super sweet

[tulip ravine]

What yous reckon?

Yay or nay

[robust cove]

Very yay, I like it

[tulip ravine]

[misty onyx]

ancient people really made constellations anything

[robust cove]

Today we would only have the amogus constellation smh this generation 😔

[tulip ravine]

I want amongus constellation Fr

[misty onyx]

among us or line with square which one

[upper axle]

ok so like, i did a bit of googling, and as it turns out you're kinda right. its bathtime, but not for the plane neccessarily. its really bathtime for the fire, thats the fire suppression system, which TBH is cool as fuck to know.

[misty onyx]

you type too much

[robust cove]

The "kys" constellation actually

[upper axle]

nice opinion, dont care.

[misty onyx]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/685864548527243311/1112803110201589770/ezgif-1-8337f207f8.gif

[robust cove]

I am always correct

[misty onyx]

get this guy a nobel peace prize for being the master of truth

or

is he

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1099340709917634673/1112912800948428821/Placek_win.gif

[upper axle]

i know some folks who need the nobel WAR prize for being masters of baiting

[robust cove]

[upper axle]

thats too damn bad, i got that brain full of BEES.

i love the analogy "brain full of bees" for ADHD

its so good

[misty onyx]

does this mean a beekeeper occasionally takes your lobes to harvest honey

[mossy lagoon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvCoZNM2MQU

[misty onyx]

where is penis anthem

[upper axle]

nah, i've got this system, you see. when the bees make too much honey, my brain kinda just autotrips a switch that dumps memories like what i ate today, or when i woke up. lets the space get freed up for more honey.

https://tenor.com/view/pain-bee-guy-metal-gear-solid-codename-pain-gif-23934127

[mossy lagoon]

no

xD

[misty onyx]

you would take a swig of this and then die instantly i think

[mossy lagoon]

also does not look apealing in neither looks and propably taste too

[languid rapids]

Looks disgusting

Twitter moment

[weak jackal]

[languid rapids]

!1984

[split canyon]

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yes, shut up

[languid rapids]

This turtle is literally looking to get turned into an ashtray

[foggy mantle]

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[heavy peak]

[languid rapids]

Joever?

[steady geode]

It's joever

[languid rapids]

I'm Canadian I don't get it

Is this a Newfie thing

Nobody goes to newfoundland

[languid rapids]

Oh .. should have gotten that ngl fuck me

[fleet silo]

I almost woke my sleeping girlfriend up you fucking asshole

Holy fuck that was amazing

[void stream]

Yes.

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/leslie-leslie-cheung-singer-bow-perform-gif-17147912

silliness is my duty sir

[languid rapids]

It was amazing. Also when your girlfriend wakes up. Poke her index finger and refuse to explain why.

[languid rapids]

That is my random bullshit post for the week my quota is met

[fleet silo]

Thats brilliant thank you

[languid rapids]

You're welcome

[fleet silo]

https://tenor.com/view/oscars-standing-ovation-clap-clapping-applause-gif-5089552

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/704613785247154256/1125969729631293510/6F15E33E-EC0E-4157-BA46-3859DDE8D178.mov

[fading shuttle]

if she did that she wouldve been forgiven

[uncut obsidian]

good ending

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/tfclca7ut1ab1.jpg

[proud torrent]

making moms cry gang

[weak jackal]

literally me

[fading shuttle]

laurels or the other

[weak jackal]

neither go bald

[weak jackal]

fallout 4 weapon lookin ass

[fading shuttle]

bald looks bad

[proud torrent]

it just needs a starlight scope

https://www.forgottenweapons.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/xM16-XM148-Starlight-AFB-Vietnam339.jpg

[weak jackal]

nah looks good

and cranky

[proud torrent]

looks like warhammer version of that DC hero with the egyptian ankh stuff

doctor fate

[fading shuttle]

also black or white iron

[weak jackal]

white

[proud torrent]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ex8TD5tXEAYSQVF.jpg:large

[weak jackal]

be racist

[fading shuttle]

actually

laurels or wings

[proud torrent]

wing

laurels always looked like balding middle aged man hair

the larry david look

https://wimpoleclinic.com/wp-content/uploads/elementor/thumbs/larry-david-norwood-7-q34gigitrmeir4iy5l12q20791v25mcmql66ns5v7k.jpg

[fading shuttle]

i like wings aswell but dont disrespect my laurels

[proud torrent]

malding

[fading shuttle]

i had to play ranked to get em

yes i was

[proud torrent]

laurels only look good if they stand out

[weak jackal]

bald

[proud torrent]

like bright gold on black/white or something

not brass on brass

[weak jackal]

if you don't choose bald rn i'm going to bed and crying

[fading shuttle]

weep

[weak jackal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/589292970541318185/968201859884011540/feddy.gif

gn brainfart

[fading shuttle]

bald looks cringe on most helmets

[weak jackal]

bald allows the lords light to shine on yo head

[fading shuttle]

god decided to nerf me at birth

fuck em

[ruby minnow]

he made you Bulgarian

[fading shuttle]

nah that just made me powerful

[ruby minnow]

you would be too strong if you were Turkish

[fading shuttle]

he took me right hand at birth

gotta masturbate with my left

[weak jackal]

the lord gave me a big head

to store secrets inside of

[fading shuttle]

your head empty

[weak jackal]

as well as the ability to put my legs behind my head

thanks god

[ruby minnow]

i have become niche micro celebrity

[fading shuttle]

fake turk

eagle and not grey wolf

[ruby minnow]

eagle is a animal of a turkish football team

Besiktas

[fading shuttle]

ahuh

[weak jackal]

this is my most famous twitter moment

[fading shuttle]

this is what you sound like

[ruby minnow]

i cannot afford chips

[fading shuttle]

are you trying to say turkish people are poor

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-turkiye-kaan-ozdil-ocean-gif-19328259

[fleet silo]

Tbf thats a good look

my Cent a gladiator were top tier tho on god

[fading shuttle]

laurels, thingy or wings?

[fleet silo]

The wings IMO but the Laurels look lore accurate af

[fading shuttle]

very good

also black or white iron?

[fleet silo]

white iron

[runic kernel]

Hi Bitkiller

[fleet silo]

clean af

[fading shuttle]

very good fashion taste

i will buy the wings after i acquire the conquistador warmonger skin

it looks so fire

[steady geode]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-turkey-flag-dollar-rich-türkiye-gif-24631140

[ruby minnow]

yes

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow @uncut obsidian

[reef lark]

Türkey

[somber warren]

hello brainfart

[lunar brook]

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1085379307997765702/1126044779524919346/AutoMemes-2.mp4

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/handshake-fire-work-day-roasted-on-fire-gif-14504446

g'day

[dreamy flax]

Warned khornyguy for: nazi symbol in a meme
Warning: 2

[uncut obsidian]

ah yez, i luv de duch langug

[uncut obsidian]

English and Dutch look like how Russian and Ukrainian act with each other

Ukrainian sounds like goofy russian to russians

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frtvKPJgQ80

[robust cove]

Perfectly correct

[eager igloo]

Czech, Slovak and Polish to each other

[tulip ravine]

The ting go skrrraaaaa

Papakakaka skududbaba and the bud bud brrrrrr boom skyat boom boom

[severe flicker]

Lol

[crimson flame]

also malaysians to indonesians

when a malay is speaking native i just couldnt stop giggling

thats also why malay cartoon are extremely popular in indo

[lusty sonnet]

The last dutch person in the server was @grizzled meadow's tomboy gf

[quartz ridge]

If someone else is using it

And they get a virus

I wont be alone

[pulsar hull]

p**is

[remote vine]

[solar obsidian]

[lusty sonnet]

It was Alice

[quartz ridge]

Like urdu to hindko

[somber warren]

dutch? you mean swamp german?

[quartz ridge]

Or hindko to hindi

What isa german

[lusty sonnet]

Exactly

[ruby minnow]

wait isn't dutch and german literally the same thing

[lusty sonnet]

Nah

Same language family though

[somber warren]

thats like saying germans and bavarians are the same thing

[quartz ridge]

DID MY CAT

I think my fuckint cat

Took a shit in my bathtub

I swear to god imma fucking

I dont even know hes too cute to punish

[ruby minnow]

alright imma take this screenshot and send it to the police

animal cruelty

[lusty sonnet]

Dutch and Flemish are basically the same thing, just some very minor differences

[ruby minnow]

btw bro i'm popping off with p90 in siege

this shit is so good

[lusty sonnet]

Solis gaming?

[ruby minnow]

no man fuck solis

we out here rook gaming

[lusty sonnet]

P90 is such a peashooter tho

Rook shotgun >>>>

[ruby minnow]

with the observation blocker aswell

[lusty sonnet]

Lmao

Still need to test that out

Seems good with a mute next to it

Forcing attackers to facecheck or prefire

[somber warren]

don't forget the frisians

[lusty sonnet]

Forgot those existed tbh

[lusty sonnet]

Limburgisch

[somber warren]

see and i forgot about those ppl

[lusty sonnet]

I think we all want to forget them

[severe flicker]

i got him

[somber warren]

real

[lusty sonnet]

🤝

[austere shadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1024742942193221685/1115028065005867119/c2ekjp7znvza1.gif

[somber warren]

fuck this shit, no german category i want to know how much cave men i am

[fading shuttle]

You aren't even a based country

Keep crying

[austere shadow]

Damn, what's yamnaya?

[somber warren]

it hurts because its true

[austere shadow]

Germ
Man

[midnight tree]

yamnaya deez nuts

[somber warren]

i saw what you just deleted

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[hexed karma]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-just-deleted-gif-22613011

[austere shadow]

Mutable

[fading shuttle]

@pastel quartz you little scallywag

Bailiff, smack his nuts

[austere shadow]

Mods are lurking

[fading shuttle]

It was me

I reported your seafaring ways

Prepare to die

[austere shadow]

Fawco

[somber warren]

mf be like: i'm submissive and breedable
mf you are retarded and bannable

[fading shuttle]

If it's falco he probably saved your ass from punishment

[ruby minnow]

how to counter a cav

[fading shuttle]

Ew, siege

[edgy abyss]

Ew, Alex

[fading shuttle]

Ew, grim

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/884459737876410401/1102227623087714324/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[lusty sonnet]

Cavs are freebies

But i like playing cav

[edgy abyss]

Fuck him

[fading shuttle]

Yeah, grim sucks honestly

[ruby minnow]

who is grim

[edgy abyss]

Yea I do

[ruby minnow]

his name sounds like he is a loser

[lusty sonnet]

The bee guy

[edgy abyss]

[fading shuttle]

Delight is so much better

[ruby minnow]

yeah Delight best helper there is

[somber warren]

i love delight

[fading shuttle]

Berried delight

[ruby minnow]

i would give delight a 1

because he's number 1 helper

[somber warren]

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/come-here-robbie-rotten-stefan-karl-lazy-town-gif-12378116

[somber warren]

Delight:
other helpers:

[edgy abyss]

How dare you insult veer like that

[fading shuttle]

Agree, he always my memes

He a real one for that

[ruby minnow]

Falcobot Falco and Delight

they are the real ones

as you can see 2 of these names have falco in them

[fading shuttle]

Falcobot honestly better than falco

[somber warren]

when are we getting falco AI

i want to learn italian

[somber warren]

if i got one buck for every bomb making instruction i saw on the internet, i would be a millionaire

and on a list

put i probably already am

[robust cove]

Yes

[somber warren]

ppl got banned for that

just so you know

[livid pond]

ffs

[somber warren]

[livid pond]

silly ahh rules

[somber warren]

its discord rules i think

[thin goblet]

Don't call me out like that

[somber warren]

meth making instructions

[fading shuttle]

I will

[livid pond]

glock in my rari

[remote vine]

Bazinga

[fading shuttle]

You can't stop me bob the builder

[thin goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/bazinga-bigbangtheory-sheldon-gif-3887524

[livid pond]

type of shit i been on recently

[fading shuttle]

God have I seen so many cruelty squad memes after pyros vid

[grizzled meadow]

Say thank you instead of complaining

You should know why I deleted that

• I'm done studying, the thing I had to do was yesterday

Talking about piracy is fine, sharing stuff about piracy is not fine

If you post a fucking screenshot with DODI Repacks in it, you're not really that smart

[fading shuttle]

Just like, crop the name and you will be fine

[ruby minnow]

who is italian?

Falco is spanish bro

i am being gaslighted now too

its not a meme

falco is spanish

[somber warren]

no spanish in brainfart

[fading shuttle]

I am him

[lusty sonnet]

Falco is really a swamp german

[somber warren]

imagine

[runic kernel]

Hi Falco Hi Grim

[lusty sonnet]

Easiest reason to bully him then

[fading shuttle]

He isn't Bavarian

[somber warren]

🤮 bavarian🤮

[grizzled meadow]

If you mean where he is alone, yes

[solar obsidian]

[fading shuttle]

Yes

[grizzled meadow]

I am swedish btw, perkele

[fading shuttle]

Ok Norwegian

[lusty sonnet]

That's finnish

[grizzled meadow]

Okay latino

[lusty sonnet]

Salve

Ego Mars sum

[fading shuttle]

The famous Brazilian saying "mars me adiuvat"

[lusty sonnet]

Audaceas fortuna iuvat

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/one-game-of-for-honor-gif-26368643

[lusty sonnet]

The only reason i'd play for honor tbf

[uncut obsidian]

forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen

[lusty sonnet]

Latin quotes

[narrow lotus]

balls

[ruby minnow]

real

[fading shuttle]

Fashion too

Playing dress up is the best part

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/forsen-forsen-explaining-how-forsen-possessed-cokesen-gif-26834097

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/forsen-forsen-e-gif-20241926

[lusty sonnet]

Knight faction just is just drip heaven to me

But never played it

Probs never will

[uncut obsidian]

what's bad about Ultrakill doe

[fading shuttle]

Game is about killing stuff

[fading shuttle]

I wish vikings had armor

They are all practically naked or wearing like, tunics

No drip whatsoever

[lusty sonnet]

Dont care about vikings

[uncut obsidian]

90% games out there 🤯

[lusty sonnet]

I just like the longsword styles they use

Half swording mmmm

[fading shuttle]

Damn really?

[fading shuttle]

Bruh where

Where did you see half swording, please

I want that

[lusty sonnet]

Thought i saw it in a trailer tbf

Could be very wrong

[fading shuttle]

My favourite character runs into people shoulder bashing them and swings his sword like a dumbass

And he is the "master of the longsword"

[lusty sonnet]

I think the warden (?) has a halfsword execution

[fading shuttle]

Yeah, an execution

And a top attack that never hits and is useless 95% of the time

[lusty sonnet]

Ooo i remember

[fading shuttle]

I wish he was more like the samurai with the odachi, kensei

Kensei actually feels like a master of his weapon

[lusty sonnet]

Think you half sword when fighting the midgets

But not actual heroes

[fading shuttle]

Minion kill animations got removed

[lusty sonnet]

Wa

[fading shuttle]

Warden feels like he mastered the shoulder bash

[lusty sonnet]

Shite

[fading shuttle]

Gone for a long time by now

[lusty sonnet]

Half swording is such a good technique for longswords

[fading shuttle]

Sometimes I play kensei and imagine I'm playing a reworked warden

[lusty sonnet]

Dont know shit about kensei

[fading shuttle]

Sometimes I play warden and feel my brain melting within my skull from how basic he is

[lusty sonnet]

skull

[fading shuttle]

He has a bash and unblockables, that's all warden has

[lusty sonnet]

Need some good medieval combat games

KC:D was good but i want it in third person

[crimson flame]

KCD

[reef lark]

why are you playing for honor

the game is trash

[crimson flame]

oh

[lusty sonnet]

Ye volty

[fading shuttle]

Because I enjoy my anger, and I like playing dress up

[reef lark]

you need to get checked out

[lusty sonnet]

Loved the techs in KCD

[crimson flame]

mount and blade

[reef lark]

[fading shuttle]

No

[ruby minnow]

play mehter brother

[fading shuttle]

[ruby minnow]

Mount And Blade is a great game

the game is good but also its developed by turks so makes it way better

[fading shuttle]

Play for honor haha, such a good medieval fighting game

[crimson flame]

theres a mod that gives realistic caste system lmao

it was such a fucking grind to play

[reef lark]

Metin 2 best game

play that

[lusty sonnet]

Never played mount&blade before

[ruby minnow]

play it

[crimson flame]

play it. even the 20yrs old mount and blade warband is still hella good

[somber warren]

mount and blade is indeed good

[lusty sonnet]

Steam sale it is

[crimson flame]

ima set battle limit to 5000 once i get my rtx 3060

2500 men each side fighting on the field

[somber warren]

get the decapitation mod
that is a must

[lusty sonnet]

I'll check tonight

Just procrastinating at work rn

[reef lark]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/476856315554037771/1103461117696692344/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp_3.gif

[crimson flame]

i wish theres a game where you can order your army around like in total war games but you can play in the battlefield like mount and blade aswell

that would be fucking awesome

[lusty sonnet]

Total war medieval 2 tho

6 euros mmm

[crimson flame]

its also good

lots of rts 'purists' love medieval 2 compared to other modern games

i think after medieval 2 they focused more on dumb fun instead of realism. bcs yknow sometimes realism is annoying

[fading shuttle]

I want medieval 2 but with the replenishment system of later games

[narrow lotus]

yeah that would be smth

unfortuantely we get total war egypt

[crimson flame]

pretty sure theres a mod for that

but ye replenishment system is one of the major changes

i was kinda scare of it when i tried medieval but now i think its fine

makes you really think about logistics and supply route before going all in on an assault. very good, logical feature imo

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551863071581274152/1126075001213292544/magic_trick.mp4

[proud torrent]

Shadow Wizard Money Gang (1977)

[lusty sonnet]

Hit the report button to report falco for shouting

[fading shuttle]

I hate it

[solar obsidian]

tempting

[high token]

Normal, there’s also a knife called the Corpse Slicer

About the same size

London gangs also sometimes use katanas

[sturdy copper]

fr?

[high token]

Yea

[sturdy copper]

lmao

[high token]

It works

[uncut obsidian]

@dreamy flax # REPORT PROBLEMATIC USERS, THIS IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS CHANNEL.

DON'T ASK FOR SUPPORT. DON'T SUGGEST ANYTHING. YOU WILL GET A WARN

DON'T ASK FOR SUPPORT. DON'T SUGGEST ANYTHING. YOU WILL GET A WARN.

DON'T ASK FOR SUPPORT. DON'T SUGGEST ANYTHING. YOU WILL GET A WARN.

[dreamy flax]

Oh wow, look at you coming in here thinking you can just report people and demand that nobody asks for support or suggests anything. Who do you think you are, the king of this server? Well, newsflash, you're not. This channel is for reporting problematic users, but that doesn't mean you can just boss everyone around and throw your weight around like you own the place. So how about you take a step back and calm the fuck down before you start barking orders at people. Got it? Good.

[solar obsidian]

thats pretty cool

[high token]

They also have a system where you can rent guns and give it back 😭

In gangs

Since it’s tighter than anything

You’ll get a shitty fucking makarov at best with 4 rounds rusted as fuck

[fading shuttle]

"you disrespected the samurai code blud, boutta Batista bomb your nan as punishment yeah"

[crimson flame]

bruh how do you know all this

[high token]

Cuz I’m interested in it

[ruby minnow]

imma kiss your nan

i steal kids in a van

[high token]

Did you know London gang members also wear puffer jackets to reduce the damage caused by bladed articles?

And to also hide their weapons in a holster

[plush pine]

I have 2 moods

Well 3

[proud torrent]

my cat was okay with my old landlord's pit bull

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/319535391789285386/777280341801959444/20191230_093821.jpg

rip Julie

[uncut obsidian]

every time a dog starts barking and running at me i just get off my bike and stand behind it

and suddenly i become a fucking Juggernaut to them

[high token]

They chase you cuz you’re a cat boy

So

[crimson flame]

waiting for the "i have a pitbull and its the kindest animal i've ever seen" comment

yeah congrats for being in the 10%

[uncut obsidian]

one time i used this technique to get like 6-7 dogs away from me

[proud torrent]

also having never owned a pitbull from what I've read a lot of that statistics stuff is just people misidentifying random street mutts and terriers as the wrong breed

[high token]

Cupcake wouldn’t hurt a soul, he just needs a whiff from your hand

[proud torrent]

but is a bike enough for 30-40 feral hogs

[lusty sonnet]

If aldo was here i'd get voided for it

[uncut obsidian]

it's usually only one dog that starts running at you, the rest follow it

so if you scare that one dog away, everyone gets scared too

you're like making their "boss" look weak

[high token]

The kangal named princess:

[crimson flame]

[solar obsidian]

report falco for the usage of caps lock and flooding

[dark hare]

Don't wanna get political or nothing but

[crimson flame]

need more holes

[lusty sonnet]

Maybe later delight

[uncut obsidian]

banned

[dark hare]

😭

[ruby minnow]

bro wtf is 38 c

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/964892361849192528/1120252746302505020/IMG_2785.jpg

[ruby minnow]

am i living in a desert or something

[solar obsidian]

yes

[high token]

That’s normal

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/964892361849192528/1118838056229798039/IMG_2749.jpg

[proud torrent]

born 1971, I was hoping to read about some degenerate shit but dude was just being a baby bitch

[high token]

Seems you haven’t learned your history lessons yet

[plush pine]

Heard the Elon vs mark fight gonna be the Colossus

[high token]

Mark turns into a reptile

Elon gets out the cybernetic enhancements

[plush pine]

Mark probably gonna win

Unless Elon can bulk

Then maybe

Mark knows jujitsu

He gonna fuckin L4D Jockey his ass

[high token]

Elons already bulked up

Is it gonna be a free for all match

Or a certain type

MMA, Boxing?

[last nebula]

rockstar

[plush pine]

MMA

[high token]

Elons possibly ducked

Fucked

[robust cove]

YOOOO I wanna play it so hard rn it's on sale on steam but I don't have my paycheck yet

[worn gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/kebab-remove-serbia-gif-5689813

[slim osprey]

[worn gulch]

damn @worn gulch @high token

[high token]

True

[worn gulch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/794709578360815627/907267249512017950/200.gif

[weak jackal]

hello brainfart

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/991440379134087169/991449069308366958/IMG_2761.jpg

[weak jackal]

wtf floppa would never

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763458972895281193/1110043391435214940/woman_moment-1.mp4

[dreamy flax]

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[weak jackal]

transgender bisexual cat-tank

[oblique spire]

[inland jackal]

Something something, Spaghetti Noodle, Girlfriend. Something something Twin sister. Something something dad

[inland jackal]

Low key. I fuck with it

[weak jackal]

based af

[pastel quartz]

Fresh beats

[robust cove]

Get a job

[runic kernel]

Hi PAVLO

[plush pine]

https://youtu.be/4QoFc-vzE8w

[robust cove]

Hi discord kitten

[oblique spire]

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1085379307997765702/1126120776836329594/IMG_5202.MP4

[last nebula]

no joking about AGE!!! you WILL get BANNED if you joke about it and we DO NOT care if it was a JOKE.

[high token]

The 3 safety clips inside the officers holster:

[plush pine]

Ain't no match for sticky hand

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761167025283133/1126147792839127050/herecomesthesun.mov

[runic kernel]

Hi Ivan Hi Madi

[oblique spire]

[worn gulch]

doggo gone

[solar obsidian]

i wonder if john wick 5 will have him go against the ATF. i didnt see the 4th one yet, though.

understandable

[ruby minnow]

i just found out that you can edgebug in siege

[mint mist]

wtf pie o my died :CCCCC

[solar obsidian]

what?

[mint mist]

soparnos's hors

[solar obsidian]

spoilers

[oblique spire]

[runic kernel]

Hi maja Hi Nobody

[oblique spire]

CATBOY

❤️

[runic kernel]

Hi llama nice new pfp