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No, because that breaks the rule about that war lol
Probably
Most likely
In everyone elses eyes
Do a TL;DR
I'll allow it
I'm curious at this point
Wagner is saying the foverment official ordered to shoot them in the back
figuratively
with bombs
now he says hes 25k men is coming at Moscow

Turned PMC
Madi talks about bald man and I think Putin, this is why this stuff is not allowed in here and I'm happy about not reading about it
(Wagner is a PMC group)
trainee rank
I don't even know what PMC is 
(Private military company)
I just want to know what's going to happen, as a curiosity
Who's going where is the important thing from what I'm gathering
So the coup is official?
(Wagner is fucking shit up in their own country)
wagner is tryna coup
Okay but how and what is a coup

The dude is marching 25k+ men towards Moscow. They're in Rostov now taking over the massive strategic stockpiles there.
Last I heard
falco aren't you french?
Moderators we're just talking news, nothing political going on
Llama if you don't start talking with one message I'll ban you
(Their own country)
One liners = 

I'm spanish
thats close enough
A coup is a forceful ejection of a current government body or leader. In this case it's a military coup as its military pushing out putin or trying to.
coup d'État
so here's the rundown basically
Wagner, a PMC (private military company) went "Nuh uh"
ryan gosling style
yeah i dunno how to explain it other than it is like if blacwater tried to push out the US military after its contracts in iraq
and now they're just fucking shit up
The ultimate Uno reverse card.
So basically this PMC is trying to kick Putin out of government or stuff like this
neither party are good guys
Getting close to political zone now

y'all aint getting a gm anymore
I shall disappear so i don't get fucked
And might actually do it as Wagner group was the only force really doing any effective fighting for the Russians. So vs Russian regulars they might take the advantage.
General motors to you too
Too late
I said it 2 times
nobody said it back
fuck yourself
right right
❤️
I'll forgive you
Okay I think I got everything I need to get from the local news, we can go back to memeing and pretend nothing happened
❤️
GM ivan
Good morning to you too falco
very short tldr: ||the civil war in russia has officially begun||
nice
nice.
Yeah I already know that, people explained exactly what's going on
It will be interesting from now on
||they took Rostov, Voronezh and are now moving towards Krasnodar and Volgograd||
I have been following this very closely
what he said
damn'
the city is blocked off, they cannot leave
this day is so fucking stressing
I'm pretty sure some of my far relatives also live in Krasnodar
my parents finally realised that leaving the country is not that bad of an idea

go to Thailand
Already plenty of russians there
and you'll fit in with the "women"

hello alex
Good morning, fellas. How's it going? UwU
Real
terrible
Morning 🌄
i am SO FUCKING LUCKY that this shit didn't happen yesterday
otherwise our graduation party would've been canceled
@pastel quartz
oh shit
who will win:
organized crime boss
organized crime boss
who knows maybe russia will pull a germany after this and turn into a technological and industrial superpower
Except this has happened like 6 times
with the 53% homophobia? no thanks
The PMC is called Diamond Dogs
Like i said
go to Thailand
it would literally be the best place for you to go
Cheap food
cheap housing
I heard the water's nice in thailand
Femboys literally in the capitols
I hear Germany is pretty gud 👍
Filled with turks?
Nuh uh
@grizzled meadow

falco gets it
i sure hope he doesn't skimp out on the hull material
Uncultered smh smh

Of course i do 🤝
yeah i understood the mgsv reference but im really not sure if you were making a joke or just actually thought they were called that
it's also quite homophobic
Just a joke, i'm mostly out of the loop with the conflict
go to america 
NO
He doesn't know, clearly
Worst advice
Geerrrmmmaaannnyyy
what's bad about it right now? other that america's terrible immigration policies
Shootings
just dont be visibly gay
simple as
that too
and don't interact with older people
i am planning on that
might be for the best
there are many ukrainians here and I guess that would be a bigger problem for you than homophobic romanians
nah, don't think so
well good luck either way
thankfully I don't have to worry about any of this shit going on except for life just being a bit more expensive
Real
ive quit now
i must mentally prepare to feel the pain i did when i first played
Why are they going east? Tf? Capital is the other way
getting more people to their side
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Targets of opportunity, resources in the area, and having the sea at your back
Russia is big
Not having to look behind you is huge
Hi Ivan Hi Kemek
Hallo ❤️
find an orphan with erectile disfunction and tell him
go hard or go home

don't think so considering what the actual fuck is happening right now
People always say it's gonna be jover very soon and then there's no end in sight
But idk, I'm not russian
The FSB will decide if it happens or not
what
What
What
Good night
Gn ❤️
there's some things that don't add up, but we'll know after a few days or weeks.
I'm back, to hopefully make your monday a tad bit better.
Reworked Pantheon is pretty damn epic, no?
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I'm him
fuck pentheon quotes
I'm a bard quotes enjoyer
hes staying well hydrated


What
what
hey anyone know the fix for when u crash every time you load more than twice in one instance?
im restricted to only brain fart
no
STop
you're mentally ill
no
YES
you said sane
nuh uh
automatically doesnt count
exactly
Send the other
what other
The other pic
of
@solar obsidian send the other
OTHER PIC OF WHAT
the other nuh uh?
i dont have it
or
do
you mean
the Ken yuh uh
@grizzled meadow
why would you @ so many people
i will boil you ivan
he isnt asking you to send it stupid
he is asking delight, stop writing single word sentences
and you proved how useless you are in this endeavour
you asked
because I want to
you asked
ok warthunder player
doesnt matter
bye
does that mean its gonna dissapear after the end of the season or what
it means you cant get this skin once the season is over as its a seasonal bundle, aka it will be unobtainable and only those who bought it before the season ended can use it
oh
I asked him but he is indeed stupid
Goddamn my request is easy to understand as well
There are literally two pics, one is the opposite of the other
Send the other pic
What pic
Goddamn
Half right but yes
gotta remember you round upwards
i round sideways
so i am still 100% right
No you are clearly wrong because I asked Llama first 
i did it
@oblique spire send the damned pic
It's probably Ken yes, I don't remember, I asked for that reason, you spammed those two pics with Delight 100% the other day
Hey falco
it wasnt fucking delight
it was pavlo
Imagine not saving reactions pics
@robust cove send the yuh uh or whatever pic with Ryan Gosling
I already have the nuh uh one
be quiet war thunder plane buyer
noone asked you to post the nuh uh one either
mans cannot respond in coherent sentences
has to write single line messages
this is your brain on warthunder
what other? 
you know, the other


he mixed you up with pavlo

they are pretty similar
hey, that's what my banner says
true
man, these memes suck so bad
the boykisser memes have never been good, they are merely homosexual propaganda
You gotta understand I don't have anything better to send atm and if I stop posting I stop existing 
i dont get it. what does fujoshi and himejoshi mean? also, i forgot what yuri means 
🤝
i like these memes, they are creative 
loved the creeper explosion one and soc main menu music one
But you kek'ed at the last one I've sent 
Send it again
the worse meme was those cartoon gay n'wahs looking at a mans ass with that shitty music
Delight cappin'
true
Nevermind, it was the other mod 
fr fr on god, no cap, that shits straight up wack, bro
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/381/987/13e.png
fun fact
if you type only the word 'implode' into google
oceangate comes u p
lmao

....
Ivan, you are weird
Fascinating, let's see his search history
😔
🤓
i love how you get the fuckin php documentation on the first few results
anyone here from moscow? i wanna know if something actually happens 
kinda curious if implode() is actually used a lot
looks niche to me
probably not moscow but there are some russians here
idk i dont write ooga booga language
@lunar brook
tell us about yourself 
They didn’t reach Moscow yet lol
hi Kolerder 
Hallo
last i heard they were near voronezh, gonna take abit
and that was hours ago
explode but in
me when im banned from Google Translate
p!translate lt implode
implode
sprogti
ah, yes, Lithuanian
why the fuck does anyone care about the titanic submarine?
can't wait for STALK2: sail e( )nr
cuz funny
dumb billionaire go boom
is it about the life or is it just because of the submarine just went missing?
cus its an iron lung reference
i'd take a bullet for him
played war thunder for a few hours yesterday and it was quite fun ngl but then it suddenly got much harder and i kept gettin my ass beat 
only the beginner ones lmao
i see i see
Shouldn’t you be telling him to turn back and uninstall while he still can?
no
fresh meat

now
shhhhhhhh
@livid pond you'll love wt when you play it more

Guys trust me it gets good after 10k hours
the warthunder cope


Funny thing is
ik the game is dogshit
it's like Ivan with tarkov
ivan is dogshit in tarkov yes
i meant

it's like how ivan knows its dogshit
might replay cod waw 
the music slaps
im poor
i need to 3 star the coop missions
I will prob replay all classic mw and waw
please dont give money to infinity ward or activision
cod 1 is 20eur and cod waw is 20eur wtf??? 
yep
but muh coop
dont buy the bundle
the DLCs are just for MP
which
is dead
true
and i saw activision killing extra multiplayer mods where servers are way more clean
ye
Coop and campaign are the best MW modes
change my mind
True
most polished i think
the survival in MW3
that goes fucking HARD
survival best coop mode
change my mind
I always used to play the london survival
in the train station
sit allll the way at the edge on the killstreak box
dogs wont jump at ya, gg ez
i actually like mw3 spec ops way more
although Sandman and the squad went hard
up to you
i love mw3 campaign, but mw2 is better, yes.
Either way we can still duo 
Delta force mannnn 
yes
the logic is that buying mw3 would be better due to its better coop

ROACHHH
grilled
grilled
Honestly
OG ghost is best ghost
change my mind
new ghost is more dripped out
and
well
literally better in most ways
BUT
yeah lol
oh and new ghost doesn;t fucking die
kys
Foap
its not cringe
although the old one is better
FIRST PLACE LESGO
idk what it is about the old ghost that makes me like him more, apart from the fact he's OG
keep yourself safe 
the cringe is its an actual skull tied to the mask instead of the balaclava just having a skull on it
we get it, you got no drip
i like him more too, idk why either
i really dont know what it is
congrats plant, you get watered now
Like, let's be honest
yippee
i got your mom
Old ghost just goes too hard
i dont want to compare the 2 ghosts, i think 1 is 1 person and the other is another person
i feel like he doesnt need that much acting like in new mw2
can you tell him to come back with the cigarettes
no comeback either
Also yeah that too
Old ghost
like
he wasn't that tied into the story
he was just a funny skull man
old ghost is simply better in every way
And even then
cope
bit silly, even
based
he looks proper instead of the edgelord shit in the remake
true
true
i like the remake one but it does look a bit too edgy
like ghost doesnt even feel like a character, he is a mary sue in the remake, the coolest, edgiest, best skilled dude that never dies and gets all the girls and speaks spanish
Roach and Ghost had the fire proof vest drip
true
I still feel bad for all the kids (me included) that thought ghost somehow survived
"Muh fireproof vest"
lol
"Muh he got shot in a specific, not lethal part"
"sorry, little llama, but uncle ghost will not come back"

like
hang on
lemme find the fucking post
this dude had a whole ass fucking anatomy of ghost and the specific spot he got shot
and all i could think of when i saw it was
"Bro, he got chest fucked by a .44 Magnum point black, he's dead"
@oblique spire can u right click on the installed mw2 (2009) root folder and check the size?
i gotchu
i feel like all the childhood ideas of who ghost was combined into one abomination, that was the mw remake ghost
i hate him
nice
he feels like a childish interpretation of what ghost is
true
yw 🤝
activate your windows
there are literally ways to activate it for free
he had a drippy fireproof vest
fucking do it
no 
also
one thing i fucking love about the MW2 remaster (Not the reboot)
was activision MADE SURE TO FUCKING DRENCH GHOST IN FUEL THIS TIME
mw2 had a remaster?

is the steam version a remaster?
Is that actually legit or was that a russianbadger thing?
@ruby minnow
Based avatar.
no
i dont think they put the remaster on PC
i believe it was xbox only
iirc
no
yeah, steam specs show original mw2 2009
it was available on ps4 too
cant believe mw2 used dx9
Thank you!
i thought its at least dx10
looks like the original
That’s the point
Also. I finally got h3vr to work without crashing :D
They upped the graphics but kept things the same
modding is a bitch without something like gamma
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it is
look
this is the mw2 remaster
See
new graphics
yeah, i see it now
I still haven't played loose ends yet
idk when i should
i dont think im ready for it again
"good thats one less loose end"
Did you make sure to shoot shepherd at any point for the trophy
FUCK
yes on the remaster
I hate myself for not testing H3VR mods one at a time 
Me making sure to save the other 141 members at the safehouse defense only to see them die to the mortar fire later
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Updated version of 'Shepherd's Betrayal but Price delivers message earlier'
Includes an ending too.
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Good ending
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There are only a few tickets with one or two connections left. And the direct flight to Yerevan will cost 198,000 rubles (usually it costs about 10,000 rubles).
secret ending
it's joever, completely
WAIT I CAN PROLLY GET THIS NOW
I CAN DO THIS MOD FR FR
check germany and canada tickets 
Alright fellas. wish me luck. I'm boutta try and run H3VR modded again (I am probably gonna crash)
good luck
I live-streamed me doing max difficulty MW2 a long time ago
Many much deaths
how many watched u?
Hardly any lmao, it was more so I could watch it myself later
30-40k rubles, no changes yet (because Germany requires a visa and it takes longer)


Bad reaction time and tactics intensifys
1:38:00 is the safehouse defense start
no voice and screen?!
you fucker
Up yours
hitmarkers 
It's only using about 80% of my memory. we're off to a good start
I had better wifi back then too, I couldn’t stream now if I wanted to (I don’t)
IT FUCKEN WORKS BAYBEEEEEEY
I did realism mode for MW (2016) too
It was not any easier

Hi
this is getting ridiculous
hello there
The bane of my existence can only be soothed with intense pain and suffering -w-
i think you mean 2019
was it with the black Gaz?
or
Skip to 1:30:00 for clean house
Black Gaz
ITS NOT 2016
black gaz???
THATS 2019
Huh, thought it was 16
did they really netflixed my boi gaz?
This is old news by now
It wasn’t even a bad redesign
but why make him black, he was white, just invent a new character then
i hate america often
New ghost is good, his mask isn’t
i have no issue with black gaz
good point
it is a reboot after all
wrong
different universe
Your opinion
Funny thing about opinions is I have zero fucks about who thinks they’re right or wrong
"ghost is the bestest soldier ever, and everyone is scared of him, he has a skull on his mask, and he speaks spanish and he kills everone"
pendejo
Point being
hes boring
i stopped playing mw after 4th game. i think i dont regret that
Make a new ghost yourself then, I just play the games
i dont need a new ghost, old ghost is perfect
@stone blade my mid picked vayne enemy solo picked nasus and the guy told me to go mid
then he fed the nasus with vayne
👻
I have found something amazing
Pizza phonk
Someone find Falco
man what a fun day
I always forget what I want to say/ask after coming in here
i keep getting more and more reasons to leave sooner!
the famous voiceline
nasus us easy to beat with vayne
my brother in christ, your 18 birthday is the main reason to leave as soon as possible
we'll see the second 1812 in 1-5h anyways
he fallou'ed all over the new vegas
it's new vegas'ing time
(i wont play it now though)
well, let's do hope this turns out better for the conscripts. i hope ||wagner|| wont start recruiting even more
overthrow the goverment using pmcs
The amnesia effect of brainfart is growing
Before I say anything, how do you do spoiler text again
|| ||
nah man I'm still here
|| test ||
amen, brother 
though it is weirdly quiet here today


i forgot that busi is literally an oligarch living in moscow
if he was an oligarch he wouldve escaped already
he makes money here
I can delete that if you want btw
dont, i allow it
i still allow it

Last I saw from videos off of TikTok
and this is why we can't have nice things

It’s been a better source of news then my actual news lmao

shiny shit is better than shit but still shit
I like my shiny shit, thank you very much
how much does it cost?
More then your shit
If I was scared of everything being full of spyware I’d have a heart attack
i am definitely not sleeping tonight
0 x 0 = 0
Benadryl time
when did u sleep anyway
that's my point man
uhhhh today
Yeah, except I don’t care
tiktok is basically violating your privacy on a daily basis
And
OH OHHH
you said you don't! care about all that
sorry, a bit sleepy yet
then it's all good
NSA is violating his privacy on the daily basis
real
p!translate lt piroulines
piroulines
piroulines
It’s a food, google it 4head
im too lazy
Bruh
yeah
need
Car bullying
oh these
It’s literally what I said it was
i like vanilla ones
he said elites tho
I sense naked envy
@swift scarab how old u are?
Didn’t you ask this already
i forgor
Piss off and search my past messages
and for future reference and convenience of armed marauders, I'm not actually rich
Bz being an oligarch hmmmmm
always for you
yeah right.
get him 🫵
Says the one who’s too lazy to google a fucking pirouline
just answer
Nope
also, being lazy doesnt mean im a meanie
I got another bag
waffles mmm
Derpy, you are being rude
Your point
i can buy u another one too, i’m at a grocery store rn
waffledrawal

dont be rude
i want oligarch bz to buy me stuff now


