🎪bruh-fart

[lusty sonnet]

knew i'd get you with that

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/ohvv1ab1ui7b1.jpg

[fading shuttle]

czech is better

[somber warren]

You would get anyone with half a brain with that

[lusty sonnet]

fair

but still

Belgian beer is on another level

[somber warren]

Nah that is to Close to france

[lusty sonnet]

they have an abbey where you can only get 1 crate of beer once a month and they check it with your ID

[lusty sonnet]

bonjour

[somber warren]

1 crate of Beer per month? That is a crime against humanity

[lusty sonnet]

exclusive beer basically, cheapest is like 44 euros and most expensive is like 52 something for a crate of 12 iirc

[final cedar]

brother needs to drink more wadda

[lusty sonnet]

been a while tho

[rancid iris]

i have banished him

[unique night]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531707020903186442/1121534992342855691/FzQCm-LWIAEOfFZ.png

[ruby minnow]

watching the scariest videos of my life and wondering why i cannot sleep

[somber warren]

Wut

[final cedar]

poster

[fading shuttle]

i watch scary videos to relax before i sleep

knowing there is someone in my room keeping watch over me helps me know im safe

[somber warren]

I Love those 3 hour skinwalker Story compilations to Fall asleep too

[lusty sonnet]

wat

[weak jackal]

me trying to stay awake during class

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-jam-nod-pet-kitty-gif-17932554

[swift scarab]

I’ve yet to hear that in Minecraft

[rancid iris]

ive only heard it like twice

[ruby minnow]

man i love the smell of the dirt after a rain

[rancid iris]

and it's while i was going like 15k blocks looking for a build spot

[ruby minnow]

its so freshning

[fading shuttle]

HELL YEAH

[ruby minnow]

i probably spelt that wrong

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-handshake-gif-10358416

[rancid iris]

[devout hull]

i dont

explain it to me in detail

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-dont-think-i-will-captain-america-old-capt-gif-17162888

[ruby minnow]

♻️ but

[rancid iris]

harold

[lilac kelp]

alex

[tranquil basalt]

bubbles

[native jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/473704842104143902/1121556549127647292/ce13de1ca016ce63.png

[chilly bridge]

oceangate sub is confirmed dead

catastrophic implosion

[light charm]

Welp the meme is now unfunny

[plucky void]

to whom

[light charm]

Meh now just seems like a shitty thing to make fun of

[native jungle]

Shit, I'm building a rocket who wants to test it with me?

[chilly bridge]

at least a decompression like that is too fast for the human brain to even process before it's over

[native jungle]

Yep, faster than you can blink.

[light charm]

Rip everyone on it with the only person deserving the death being the ceo on the sub

[reef lark]

[chilly bridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934183474393399407/1121493429852065862/image0.gif

explosive decompression in a train tanker at 1 atmo

oceangate was at a depth that reached around 360+ atmos

[ornate tulip]

I'm a bit late, but bubbles.

[dreamy flax]

Warned penecromado for: n-word in a meme
Warning: 1

[austere shadow]

@final grotto

[fading shuttle]

got me new ship

[ornate tulip]

Pointy boye

[fading shuttle]

he is called the "Swift Prophecy"

[final grotto]

No fucking way

[light charm]

Real pic of me

[nimble night]

Felt cute might delete later

[light charm]

Beautiful

[ornate tulip]

Otterly adorable.

[ornate tulip]

Understand the situation and use it to improve my situation.

[misty onyx]

at least they imploded instantly so they didnt suffer

[glad carbon]

incel twitter

[misty onyx]

it's a bait account

[fading shuttle]

byford dolphin 2 electric boogaloo

[glad carbon]

yeah i know

the real guy got banned

[heavy peak]

Farcry 2 moment

[real tinsel]

far cry 2 was fun

especially on max difficulty

[fading shuttle]

wait yes I FOUND IT

https://youtu.be/65i-kB1Rm8E

[heavy peak]

I tried to play it

[heavy peak]

I couldn't distinguish shit in that sea of brown

[final grotto]

Coconut crabs 3km under the see

[fading shuttle]

racist

[warm fossil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1038843981225803848/1110971259975651379/71EF33D6-DC84-468F-BE09-03DDE06E1CED.gif

[heavy peak]

Ah yes, the color pallet of the world is brown
That means i'm a racist because of that

Yes... I see how that works

[final grotto]

You are if you hate it

[ornate tulip]

Don't worry about it.

[sturdy copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/883853944508522536/1121564281872318514/ssstik.io_1687471577083.mp4

[light charm]

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1105400258718093384/1121371988921962506/8ddd691060884f5c1df4924bd00a3605.mp4

[final grotto]

Please delete that shit

[misty onyx]

there's a pretty well drawn line

i think it's fair to say that crosses it

[fading shuttle]

nah

rich people dyin? worlds improvin

they got that much money and got in the fucking coffin submarine?

hire an actual commercial submarine

[final grotto]

Hard ? That a weird way to say cringe

[glad carbon]

that is the cringiest edit ive seen dude

[final grotto]

I don't even use this server i'm here for trolling getting ban and out

[glad carbon]

the exile is spittin fax tho

[fading shuttle]

incorrect

[glad carbon]

OMG>>..... it has epic spooky voice say something!!! then 400000 jumpo cuts and spinning images!!

[final grotto]

It's not even because they fucking die it's because it's too much cringe

[glad carbon]

see this is how edits should be

not something an epileptic kid would make, look at, and die from

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/bonbi-bonbibonkers-hyperborea-gif-21185582

uh yes i am

[final grotto]

🗿

[fading shuttle]

your ass dont even believe in perun

[glad carbon]

that's just the slavic knockoff of thor

[final grotto]

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-emoji-disintegrating-emoji-disappearing-meme-21st-century-gif-24891417

[glad carbon]

I'd rather get my norse gods

[fading shuttle]

also no cus thor isnt the head god

hes just some drunkard

[glad carbon]

drunkard god

god of grippin and rippin

[fading shuttle]

thor do have the grippy

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-skull-middle-finger-gif-13445486

[final grotto]

Almost every norse god it's just a drunk fat fuck

And that is kinda based

[fading shuttle]

my favorite part of norse mythology is thor crossdressing

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439519603459227661/1121582765020811274/Submarine.mp4

[marble cove]

In honor of the imploded submarine tragedy I will be microwaving a can of Bush's Baked Beans.

[light charm]

Man already to late they dead now

[fading shuttle]

they had the byford dolphin experience chief

[queen finch]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3nKZknHg5Y5fPB3gow8ACG?si=IepO30T3SEy7mEPD4ATT4g

[queen finch]

I mean kinda deserved? idiots went into a fucking tin can and signed their lives away for 250k to see some rusting piece of you can also just as well watch on the discovery channel

I'd rather get a tourist flight to the ISS

[light charm]

Only person that deserves is the ceo no one else

[queen finch]

atleast if that shit goes wrong I'll go out in a bang

they all deserve it

[light charm]

No

Just fucking no

[queen finch]

my opinion, you can't change it

don't even waste your energy

[light charm]

Okie have fun making fun of a 19 year old dying then

[queen finch]

I will

[light charm]

Okie you dogshit human waste

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/bateman-patrick-bateman-american-psycho-based-based-department-gif-20278087

[queen finch]

someone's got their panties in a twist cuz of some words on the Internet

guys get the popcorn

[light charm]

Nah just don’t think people dying is funny

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/burger-king-gif-18996323

[rancid iris]

uh oh stinky

[queen finch]

may I please have a water?

[rancid iris]

also i don’t think he’s saying it’s funny, he’s saying it’s deserved

and i am inclined to agree

[queen finch]

finally someone that understands

making fun of it and saying they deserve it is two different things

[fleet silo]

Can I have some water? "Please?"

[queen finch]

I will both make fun of it and say that they deserve it

my point still stands, they are fucking idiots for getting into that thing

[fleet silo]

Absolute fucking unit.

Based

[rancid iris]

not the ed edd n eddy mobile

[fleet silo]

Oh my fucking god bro

[queen finch]

it's fucking hilarious, the memes are pure gold

[queen finch]

I shall save this, @grizzled meadow

this is me

[glossy urchin]

atleast they imploded, pressure´s faster

but everything else, good ridance

[glossy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/subnautica-death-reaper-reaper-leviathan-gif-17048402

The subs last moments

[fleet silo]

Lmfao

[lament vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769774798753759233/1121591657243090945/dickpic.mp4

[dry bluff]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunsmith_Cats

[rancid iris]

the void is trying to escape that cat

this is the fucking

best one

i have seen

[fleet silo]

Bro it's so good

[rancid iris]

okay i take it back

this

is a contender

[rancid iris]

true

[undone wave]

Im currently touching grass AMA

[undone wave]

Jesse's idea of pirating is stealing from blockbuster

Jane is the one with a hard-drive full of movies

[undone wave]

The aperture science method of kidnapping homeless people as test subjects

[chilly bridge]

I mean they died instantly when the sub imploded

[lament fjord]

the sub apparently imploded during the initial descend

they have been dead for days

250k burial at sea fr

[light charm]

This can’t be real

[rancid iris]

LMAO

WTF IS THAT

[misty onyx]

DEATH BY WOKE

it is real btw

thequartering is a real court jester

[light charm]

I wish not

[swift scarab]

Meme list updated for the year

We shall see what the coming months bring

[light charm]

Wait tf happened with bud light

[tulip ravine]

hello brainfart

hope your all having a nice day or night

[misty onyx]

they made a gay ad or something idk

[light charm]

Honestly probably

[misty onyx]

no that's like literally the thing

[tulip ravine]

ted

[light charm]

[tulip ravine]

my man

how are you dude

[light charm]

NOT THE GAY!!!!

[misty onyx]

so much for all the cancel culture shitstorm arguments going on

[tulip ravine]

cant complain mate, might be getting a job offer soon

Software engineer part time, for hitachi not set in stone yet but the job hasnt been publicly listed yet they asked for my CV so

[swift scarab]

Honestly idk, no idea what happened with the valley bank either

It’d probably be funny if I remembered

[light charm]

Valley bank died

[misty onyx]

qhat's with the fat woman

[light charm]

That’s all that happened

[swift scarab]

I’ll grab the video for that meme

[misty onyx]

90% of the shit on that list is forgettable as shit

[swift scarab]

But that’s Gorlax the Destroyer, as the internet called her

https://youtu.be/PKRdYnXoazs

[tulip ravine]

Idk, ik they formed part of the nissan group

[chilly bridge]

iirc she was part of some cuck podcast and was literally bigger than every other person at the table

[swift scarab]

Gorlock, my bad

[dry bluff]

you obviously didn't reach that boss fight

[rancid iris]

looks like an alternate universe jack black

[lament fjord]

uh oh

[swift scarab]

Nah man I’m grinding side quests first

Gotta be OP by the time I reach the boss room

[tulip ravine]

Gonna get all the strelok nude body pillows

[swift scarab]

WHERE

[dry bluff]

feet? 🥵

[light charm]

Ain’t the whatever podcast with the 3 dumb asses that think men can’t cheat

[swift scarab]

Idk I didn’t watch it

[misty onyx]

you have to be more specific

[tulip ravine]

Im gonna develop my own magic wand

yeah and automotives

there a conglomerate so they will do all sorts

[lament fjord]

theres another pic from the wreck but i cant tell if its gore or not

there is a crab

just chilling in the wreck

[dry bluff]

probably gore then

the crab got served a 5 course meal

[tulip ravine]

rip to the people that got killed tho, still a shitty situation for them

[lament fjord]

amelia earhart moment

oh yeah it is gore

[light charm]

https://youtu.be/lXWI0P5NMDU okie yea it is

[tulip ravine]

im pretty sure the ceo of oceangate was on there

[chilly bridge]

yes

[tulip ravine]

if he let them knowingly go into such a shitty vehicle then thats a w, but for the others i feel bad for

[dry bluff]

have they not learned their lesson?

anything that ends with gate is a disaster

[lament fjord]

the wreck is an iron lung reference

[light charm]

Lies colegate still exists

[dry bluff]

colgate is an literal disaster

all my homies use oral-B

[tulip ravine]

Want to join my london tour called londongate

[lament fjord]

yeah they've been dead since sunday

the US coast guard heard the wreck but they just didnt say anything

[light charm]

I’ll bomb it for you <3

[tulip ravine]

Just not the city of london

the city of london is cool

yes in the city of london there is a borough called the city of london

I use calgon

[lament fjord]

i brush with steel wool

[tulip ravine]

time to play hoi4

(millenium dawn mod ofc)

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473706892057772054/1121610334902435920/hit-em-like-a-smooth-criminal-1280-ytshorts.savetube.me.mp4

[uncut obsidian]

alo

[glad carbon]

new DNSL video just dropped

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761464325951600/1121492628765167707/RPReplay_Final1686811190.mov

[tulip ravine]

Battlebit tomorrow? If I’m free

[uncut obsidian]

ight

tomorrow is in how many hours?

[tulip ravine]

Today technically

[glad carbon]

https://youtu.be/rO35rtsSSOk

[chilly bridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/810641714145525781/1121526945574834176/Guy_Sings_In_Store_Then_Passes_Out_.mov

[hybrid hawk]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxJcABHhG7RdukPA84AhbWUClWNpLjCReK

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/609985878689054748/926583207997112360/RDT_20211231_1600468594278530133128325.gif

[uncut obsidian]

As we say it, "здоровья погибшим"

[uncut obsidian]

@heavy peak

[uncut yew]

I wonder how many verisons there are

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761167025283133/1121632371293302845/videoplayback_1672171659845.mov

[tulip ravine]

Nothing like cracking open a cold beer and relaxing outside at 4 am

[mint mist]

wtf polish people in soprano arent actually polish

they talk so fuckinge terribly in polish

[uncut obsidian]

All these memes are funny but in reality I don't think there were any alarms, it was just pop and they're gone in an instant

[fleet silo]

Yeah 100%. They probably had time to think, "Wha-" and POOF, darkness. Tbh, I've heard of worse fates.

[lament vapor]

bro

the music in that game slaps so fucking hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyLCo7_Is-Y this remix is my personal favorite

[fleet silo]

It's good right? Music makes videogames. On my life, you remember good music and hate bad music

[uncut obsidian]

Minecraft music on top

[primal kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/747561446539395205/1001633999447396464/freeze.gif

[fleet silo]

YEESSSSSS

Stal best track on god

[lunar brook]

The dumbest thing about that game is that you can go an entire playthrough without ever hearing any of those, even tho they are in the game

because it requires your cyclops to be specifically on fire, and if thats the case the logical response is to stop the fire asap, which will also stop the music

so 95% of players will never encounter those bangers

[glad carbon]

lofical

100% lofi beats to fish and trawl to

[lament vapor]

right!

fucking stupid man

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/281148787211108352/811294015962087454/dumbass_alert.gif

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-skull-middle-finger-gif-13445486

[restive bronze]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDK9KOfknTw

[restive bronze]

Giant Squid got em.

[plucky void]

is that supposed to be the remains of the submersible?

or someone who was inside it

how come that shoe is so intact

[restive bronze]

actually they had some shitty experimental warning system that was supposed to let them know of hull cracking/weakening. However the sub was made of carbon fiber. So they litterally might have heard an alarm or beep, then .0000005 seconds later, death.

[uncut obsidian]

i doubt that alarm even worked lol

[plucky void]

I wanna know the brand of that shoe, if it can stand deep sea pressure I want it around my feet

[restive bronze]

bro, i am with you.

anything that doesn't have air inside of it.

[oblique spire]

oh hye

just got free nitro

gg ez

[restive bronze]

what am i looking at

[plucky void]

the fuck is that basketball hoop doing there

[uncut obsidian]

that white circular thingy is the front of the sub

[restive bronze]

oooooh shit, his shitty porthole frame.

[robust cove]

Good morning ocean-fart

[uncut obsidian]

you can clearly see which parts were made out of different materials

the hull is nowhere to be seen (since it shattered to pieces)

metal parts are mostly intact

[restive bronze]

yeah, carbon fiber basically explodes when it fails and with so much pressure. Shit is confetti

[uncut obsidian]

gm

[oblique spire]

ALO PAVLO

❤️

[plucky void]

not to mention it's hardly water-damaged, stands out compared to the titanic's wreck

still looks like a basketball hoop

where's lebron

[restive bronze]

it is a hoop

for squids

they balling up right now

[uncut obsidian]

Also you can see that the frame is slightly bent

[robust cove]

ALOOOO

[uncut obsidian]

So you can imagine how powerful that "inwards explosion" was

[restive bronze]

if he made it out of titanium fully and paid for the actually stress tests. They might not be dead.

[uncut obsidian]

I wonder when we'll start seeing simulations of the implosion

[restive bronze]

also they installed a prop wrong on one of the trips. Backwards and only found out once they were at the bottom.

shit is wack

[oblique spire]

[plucky void]

there's a... very rudimentary animation someone posted on twitter or something

[robust cove]

Documentaries already being made I'm sure

[restive bronze]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM-k1zofs58

[plucky void]

Netflix already released a trailer

[robust cove]

[plucky void]

"just goes to show, you gotta test things"

[restive bronze]

I would rather spend the 250k and go to space.

seems safer.

[oblique spire]

REAL

[restive bronze]

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-50929064

maybe they even have inflight meals.

I bet i at least don't have to shit 2 feet away from everyone.

I propose we send semen of our greatest minds into deep space.

This is how we will seed new worlds and create human alien hybrids.

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/prometheus-engineer-pain-drink-alien-gif-23521501

[restive bronze]

This is the future, bombarding alien worlds with cum.

[restive bronze]

damn, he dropped his shot glass.

pulls from the bottle only now.

[plucky void]

it's aight the ritual suicide was a one-man thing

but imagine being an entire planet's daddy

[eager igloo]

Where's that from?

[robust cove]

the spaceship in question

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/z9r0s5ru7n7b1.png

[neon light]

where was this recycled from

[weak jackal]

you would not believe how much stuff i recycled in brainfart

we're 100% green here

For instance i'm recycled from a previous user

Everytime a girl user gets state we simply get fed into the rcycler and a new one pops out slightly quirkier than the last

[runic kernel]

Hi Daniela Hi Pavlo

[weak jackal]

hello

[tulip ravine]

Hi

[weak jackal]

I'm a plant now

[tulip ravine]

Your mother

[robust cove]

This one came out the quirkiest so far, she's not meeting our quirky quota tho, so we might have to feed her into the machine again

[weak jackal]

omg mom?!

[weak jackal]

I shall be ground into a fiberous powder

[robust cove]

hi cat!

[tulip ravine]

Well that took a morbid turn

[weak jackal]

L bozo to your mom

[oblique spire]

Beat "Hidden"

now I only have the Armor Piercing mission with 15 fucking juggernauts on an oil rig

[neon light]

what does this mean

[robust cove]

YES, that one was hell on earth, my personal nightmare

[neon light]

oh

mw2

[robust cove]

yup

[weak jackal]

call of duty isn't real

[eager igloo]

Aloo

[weak jackal]

hiyo

[robust cove]

but they called me yesterday?

[eager igloo]

It's 6:38am and I am up

[robust cove]

hii, also same lul

[neon light]

infinite warfare was a good cod, especially the zombies

[oblique spire]

[oblique spire]

I know all the exploitsd

Thumper the fuel tank things

they all come running

Put 5 bullets of .50 BMG through their skull

[eager igloo]

Steam didn't sync my kotor saves from my computer and I can't continue my save on laptop

Sadge

[oblique spire]

Personally

The one with only explosives is harder

but

as always

I'm cracked at the game

this was my childhood

ik all the glitches

[neon light]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-meme-gif-23851809

[oblique spire]

Juggernuts #1 down

[uncut obsidian]

what the fuck

[weak jackal]

fortnite is cool and has goku

[oblique spire]

GG EZ

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/6hJA.gif

[restive bronze]

seems safer than that sub. Almost as good as this rocket.

[final cedar]

that's a fat ass

might even require ph to be used instead of f

[restive bronze]

real or fake though?

[final cedar]

SO THE FRONT DID FALL OFF!

[uncut obsidian]

it didn't "fall off"

it like

[final cedar]

[uncut obsidian]

was blown out by the implosion

like a cannon

because it was one of the only metal parts of the sub

[final cedar]

This doesn't look like the lid tho. Considering the part with the viewport was machine out of solid Titanium I don't believe it would be damaged this badly

[uncut obsidian]

you have to also consider the fact that the speed of the implosion was faster than the speed of a bullet

[oblique spire]

@runic kernel

[final cedar]

yeah, I'm curious what they will be able to find if they even bother looking

[runic kernel]

[oblique spire]

🤝

GG

[weak jackal]

thanks

[robust cove]

[oblique spire]

🤝

[robust cove]

Nah, this one beating spaceX to Mars

[robust cove]

They'll find coconut crabs having a feast

[final cedar]

this not you stop being weird about it

[oblique spire]

Fucked

[final cedar]

the famous north atlantic coconut crabs

[uncut obsidian]

That shit doesn't exist anymore

[final cedar]

p!explode https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1121672782850302073/implode.jpg

[uncut obsidian]

HAHAHAHAHAH

GENIUS

[solar wraith]

[final cedar]

[weak jackal]

[weak jackal]

nuh uh

[robust cove]

I planted them there

[final cedar]

🦀

[restive bronze]

needed to be fully titanium, had way less strength with carbon fiber.

[weak jackal]

The harvest is bountiful this year

[robust cove]

🦀

[final cedar]

oh it was composite? I thought at least the front was solid metal

[restive bronze]

it was, just the caps

[uncut obsidian]

p!implode --silent

[foggy mantle]

@uncut obsidian, Failed to download image. Make sure the URL you provided is valid!

[uncut obsidian]

shutup

[robust cove]

[weak jackal]

bot really said "nuh uh"

[restive bronze]

think about if you replace the ends of a soda can with titanium, how far do you think it'd go before it gave way?

[uncut obsidian]

p!implode https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1121672219114864660/implode.jpg

[restive bronze]

they were basically in a shitty carbon fiber soda can.

[oblique spire]

p!implode https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1121672723349905438/implode.jpg

[oblique spire]

p!implode https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1121672782850302073/implode.jpg

[oblique spire]

[weak jackal]

i think they're dead guys

maybe

[robust cove]

No

[restive bronze]

you clearly have no idea of bird law.

they're alive.

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-light-speed-gif-4824465

[weak jackal]

What if they came up and were like "we've only been down there two hours why are you all panicked?"

[solar wraith]

No matter if you have a Logitech controller instead of mechanical wheel
And a two anwils as a ballast

[restive bronze]

controller is fine, just needed not to be shitty logitech and wired. In the end it was not even the controller that fucked them.

[oblique spire]

1 more

p!implode https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1121672821555343421/implode.jpg

[oblique spire]

Perfection

[solar wraith]

Not even, but it add a nice little pinch of bullshit in this underwater eutanasion can

[uncut obsidian]

KEEP COOM TO GO UP

[solar wraith]

gachi_aah.mp3

[final cedar]

we can't coom fast enough capt'n

we didn't bring any pr0n

[robust cove]

CAPTAINNNN COOOOMMMMMMMM

[restive bronze]

Technically, they all came, hard.

[restive bronze]

Those guys are the 5 hardest cummers i know

[restive bronze]

they cummed themselves out of existence

[winged chasm]

Play stupid games win stupid prices

[restive bronze]

Cummed so hard on their underwater gay orgy, that they actaully exploded the sub, not imploded.

[restive bronze]

To much cum to quick, created so much pressure. The sub exploded.

[restive bronze]

I would have done all titanium and then added the carbon fiber for more protection. hire me.

[winged chasm]

People are sure fast with those memes

[restive bronze]

i do subs now.

[winged chasm]

Hey .... you might wanna..... sub.

[restive bronze]

we do 6 inches of titanium and 6 inches of carbon fiber.

We learned from the mistakes of seagate.

[winged chasm]

Getting Twitch subs has a whole other meaning now.

[restive bronze]

trust us.

[restive bronze]

seems like a chill sub to defend not gonna lie.

[neon light]

sound warning yes

[solar wraith]

I don't have this screen on en, but i think someone who play cyberpunk 2077 can find this moment

[weak jackal]

omg judy

@nimble night its ur wife

And johnny guitar is right next to her

[restive bronze]

Judy a hoe, doesn't let me fuck.

[urban ocean]

My favorite part about Judy was that making her a lesbian was a last second decision.

[urban ocean]

Gotta be a fem V to get the pus

[restive bronze]

she don't let anyone get the puss

[urban ocean]

Nah she do

I got the pus

[weak jackal]

she is a fan of women exclusively

so thats how you smash

[urban ocean]

Si

[weak jackal]

you gotta have that fem rizz

[restive bronze]

must have updated, she doesn't eat my puss.

[urban ocean]

My fem V was the most lesbian V

[weak jackal]

Maybe you're just bad at flirting

[urban ocean]

Nah. I played it at launch

[restive bronze]

She was being a pussy about her girlfriend

[urban ocean]

My fem V ate all the boxes

[restive bronze]

It's ok, i'm sure her puss was mid.

Plenty of cyber trim out there

[solar wraith]

I see you man of culture

[lunar brook]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[urban ocean]

Si

[fading shuttle]

oh the misery

[restive bronze]

She is average, her girl was hotter.

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1094554761891676200/1121675441661562900/3ee32381dfa63646815c063d46c218b8.mp4

[fading shuttle]

every single person is my enemy

[urban ocean]

Panam was muy bueno

[weak jackal]

My fem v ran around being a raging lesbian with gorilla arms

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-discord-jermacord-jerma985-twitchtv-gif-26246559

[restive bronze]

facts

[eager igloo]

The correct way

[fading shuttle]

panam is discount Alyx Vance

boring ass

[weak jackal]

I need cybernetically enhanced feet for the the most mindblowing footjobs

[restive bronze]

You need to speed arms for maxium fingering speed

[weak jackal]

Johnny i assure you, it's essential

[fading shuttle]

honk

[oblique spire]

Panam supremacy

[urban ocean]

Same

[fading shuttle]

judy best girl

panam cringe

[urban ocean]

Maximum finger banging

[restive bronze]

Judy not even best hacker.

[fading shuttle]

she is alyx vance but bad

[weak jackal]

Getting panam flirting with you only to be like "nuh uh just kidding bestie" was

surreal

[eager igloo]

Chat just goes from titan sub memes to simping and back

[fading shuttle]

yes

[eager igloo]

Fascinating

[restive bronze]

grippy socks give blisters

[lunar brook]

Simping or coping, pick a side

[urban ocean]

Was a real boner when Merideth got the concrete special

[restive bronze]

You guys do the easter egg to find out Johnny is Bi?

[weak jackal]

I read a pretty good fanfic where V shows up to Judy's place to pass out after a long day and Judy realizes that its actually Johnny in control and they just kinda hang out for a bit

[weak jackal]

When V wakes up she's like "Fucker was smoking wasn't he? God damn it"

[oblique spire]

Simply flirt better

I got panam cyber sex

[fading shuttle]

panam bad

[oblique spire]

you're bad

Panam best wife

[fading shuttle]

no you

[weak jackal]

She was like super into me riiight up until i flirted back

then she panicked

[lunar brook]

#down-badfart

[oblique spire]

Panam did bait a bit

i can't lie

[uncut obsidian]

That's exactly what i was talking about

[eager igloo]

Literally me

[urban ocean]

Si

[weak jackal]

everyone gangasta until the girl flirts back

https://preview.redd.it/c6aitmmk12q91.jpg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=b97c074a7042d9fc339ae5ddcf00b73e020b2e5b

https://preview.redd.it/tohuykmk12q91.jpg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=0e9b2c55731df1a17674e9c873e75f7309b75eb4

https://preview.redd.it/yoer0lmk12q91.jpg?width=1512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=7d104aaf24fb5dfeb7460bcac3483484fc3ecfea

[uncut obsidian]

Also this is quite funny

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/shylily-do-it-grip-the-meat-gif-26034459

[uncut obsidian]

As soon as the communication was lost, the sub was gone

[weak jackal]

yeag

[fading shuttle]

good to hear

[uncut obsidian]

By the time the news about the "missing submarine" reached mass media, the derbis were already laying on the bottom

[eager igloo]

Sad

[uncut obsidian]

And yet some people thought that they still were fine and had air

[fading shuttle]

it wasnt a real submarine

[solar wraith]

Memes about the sub have a longer live than the sub

[weak jackal]

like i said

[eager igloo]

I hoped for some more drama

[uncut obsidian]

LMAO EXACTLY

[weak jackal]

they've been dead for days

[fading shuttle]

you are insulting submarines by calling that rust level shit a submarine

[oblique spire]

thats what im sayin

[eager igloo]

A submersible buttplug

[weak jackal]

hey maja can i post an image that has the f slur in it

[fading shuttle]

no

[weak jackal]

wtf maja

[fading shuttle]

waah, dontdo that

i played darktide with a vtuber for 3 hours

i am extremely tired

[uncut obsidian]

Good maja impression

👍

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/bowing-thank-you-tom-and-jerry-take-a-bow-chasing-gif-20784169

[mint mist]

hi

[uncut obsidian]

Hello @fading shuttle

[weak jackal]

Hey madi can i post a meme with the f slur in it

[fading shuttle]

hiiii

[uncut obsidian]

no

my dms are open tho

https://tenor.com/view/dawg-skull-emoji-gif-24661581

[fading shuttle]

trying to rizz up daniela, incomprehensible

[weak jackal]

thanks bestie

i'm hungry

sammich time

[oblique spire]

It better be vegemite

[solar wraith]

Cummich

[oblique spire]

Otherwise you're not a true australian

[solar wraith]

Tastes like rat poison

[fading shuttle]

i will now eat and go asleep to atone for the fact that the last time i slept was yesterday at 1am

shleep deprivation

[uncut obsidian]

I ain't sleeping today til like 7am

Maybe even 8

[solar wraith]

Sleep 5-6h per 24h, letsgoo

[oblique spire]

kys

[cinder vector]

dem grok be cooking alot of stuff lately i haven't updated the game and taking a break since i got everythin

[runic kernel]

Hi Madi Hi Alex

[inland jackal]

fascinating

[fading shuttle]

as per my previous post

[runic kernel]

Hi Maja Hi Taa’l Raziid

[solar wraith]

sʎʞ

[mint mist]

does soprano kill the r-word pist

[oblique spire]

Kys

[fading shuttle]

||no||

[mint mist]

yikes

[fading shuttle]

||melfi never tells tony because she fears that by doing that she will stoop down to Tonys level||

[mint mist]

sssadge

[solar wraith]

Sorry, i don't want eat vegemite

[fading shuttle]

https://vxtwitter.com/mischiefanimals/status/1664352075214454792?s=19

me

[chilly bridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/788239970833268747/1121686524006760528/rapidsave.com_the_feds_never_bothaed_me_anywae-eaj20fma1f3b1.mov

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/586695493279809536/1121580444408889474/drill.mp4

[weak jackal]

omg me

<3

[nimble night]

I was in the hospital about a year ago and stole an extra 4 pairs of those before I left. I actually love them for walking around the house cus wood floors

[weak jackal]

My dad kept yoinking them whenver he went into chemo

we have like 8 pairs now

I also have some grippy llama socks

they're eepy

and suuuuper thick

perf for winter atm

[nimble night]

Amazing

[oblique spire]

someone called me

[nimble night]

I want some

[weak jackal]

did she think literal iron longs

oh my god she did

Like actual iron lungs

[fading shuttle]

yes

[weak jackal]

Bless her heart

[fading shuttle]

yes she did

[oblique spire]

[nimble night]

I might be doing a bad thing

[sly rover]

Spawncamping

[weak jackal]

ooooh

wait shit now i want a onesie

but what animal

[nimble night]

THEY HAVE SO MANY

[weak jackal]

pick one for me bestie

[nimble night]

https://kigurumi-shop.com/sea-otter-kigurumi/

Theres a lobster oh my god

[weak jackal]

https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-ygopcimc/images/stencil/728x728/products/865/6720/SZC-KG-TPC-128_1__24776.1626732004.JPG?c=2

[weak jackal]

https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-ygopcimc/images/stencil/728x728/products/683/4436/SZC-KG-EVA-001_EVA01_1__93732.1565893928.jpg?c=2

SHINJI

GET IN THE KIGURUMI

[nimble night]

This is bad. Its summer. The next month is like a low of 80 high of 103

[weak jackal]

IT GLOWS IN THE DARK

https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-ygopcimc/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/683/4441/SZC-KG-EVA-001_EVA01_6__01802.1565893970.jpg?c=2?imbypass=on

[nimble night]

And im looking at onesies

[weak jackal]

holy

[stone blade]

I want a volibear onezie

or onesie idk

[weak jackal]

https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-ygopcimc/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/590/3364/SZC-KG-2888_Raven_9__05222.1553643882.jpg?c=2?imbypass=on

birb

[stone blade]

pepi

[weak jackal]

https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-ygopcimc/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/589/3353/SZC-KG-2887_Polar_Bear_3__09892.1526512511.jpg?c=2?imbypass=on

[stone blade]

no

[weak jackal]

I AM THE STORM

[stone blade]

thats childish

[weak jackal]

-that girl

[stone blade]

in the most girly voice ever

[weak jackal]

https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-ygopcimc/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/115/6792/SZC-KG-2374_5__84704.1628543929.jpg?c=2?imbypass=on

SANS?!

[nimble night]

They even have the Cheshire Cat

I love Alice in Wonderland

[weak jackal]

https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-ygopcimc/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/411/5752/octopus-kigurumi_3__73741.1614385300.jpg?c=2?imbypass=on

they have octopus

my favourite character

[stone blade]

if you're born deaf, what language do you think in

[nimble night]

I want them

[weak jackal]

i think they studied this

they think in jutsus

[stone blade]

what so they throw gang signs in their brain?

[stone shoal]

Like if they were deaf from birth than sure but what are the actual chances of that

Would it not be 1000 times easier and faster to just think with word

[stone blade]

or just dont think at all

[nimble night]

Not really

[hot snow]

the time anomaly persists

it is not thursday

[nimble night]

Think of the number 5, and how fast you can think of 5, five, | | | | |, or five of any object

brain quick

Written word is just a visual of sound

[weak jackal]

[nimble night]

I should go to bed but I kinda wanna make coffee and stay up for 4 more hours

When you're the main character and the villain in your own story

[weak jackal]

Hey its me the evil little devil on your shoulder

drink caffine

[nimble night]

But its already 2am and ive been up since like 8am

[hot snow]

why do you wanna drink coffee then

you're contradicting yourself

[nimble night]

Cus I dont wanna go to sleep, I just should

[hot snow]

why are you arguing against making coffee if you wanna make coffee then

[nimble night]

being an adult

https://giphy.com/gifs/sadness-klu2KSBQwdYA

[weak jackal]

take a sippy of the bean juice

[nimble night]

When theres multiple villains in your story

[hot snow]

open a can of beans and only drink the liquid

[nimble night]

actual gag

[zinc compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/943973386718183497/1121656001809088612/865e7b25663c3d88ff9cad31a4809e795b9ccc07b99d7f9ee4fadc6716c11c6a_1.jpg.jpg

[oblique spire]

Just go to sleep dumbass

[hot snow]

real

[nimble night]

I'll stay up for 49 hours

[oblique spire]

dno

No

sleep

[zinc compass]

i want to meet this smart engineer who thought putting carbon fiber on the sub

[nimble night]

I want this meme wave to sink like the sub so all these meme engineers go away

[chilly bridge]

he's at the bottom of the ocean right now

[zinc compass]

wait

bruh

[weak jackal]

bottom of the ocean? he's more... spread out like a fine mist through the ocean

[chilly bridge]

I stayed up for 5 days straight once as a kid and hallucinated that people were trying to break into my house before I passed out

[weak jackal]

such a sassy meow

unreal

[nimble night]

Im too easily amused when im tired

[graceful osprey]

me asf if mutant pelts are stackable

[stone blade]

Good morning brainfart

[weak jackal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FzOVihwaYAI2Zpo?format=jpg&name=900x900

[nimble night]

Good night brainfart

[uncut obsidian]

gm

[uncut obsidian]

gn

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-monster-hunter-khezu-flyann-club-penguin-gif-23817899

[nimble night]

https://giphy.com/gifs/sleepy-done-nap-kv6E5TnXc9DI3S3eZh

[stone blade]

literally me

[nimble night]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nap-otter-hardy-w8fCXo3Zgxn5zHNbp8

[zinc compass]

https://tenor.com/view/otter-pet-pet-otter-otter-pet-superior-gif-22686837

[nimble night]

Otters are so great

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/rq9sjmwr0q7b1.jpg

[final cedar]

furry pipeline

[amber marsh]

Bro I had that when I went to germany, fucking bomb ass meal, 11/10

[nimble night]

I spent like $3 on furry emotes on Steam to put in my profile just to piss people off who are already mad I use the name "Otter"

Great investment

[stone blade]

me n who

[final cedar]

Otter slaps

Bitches be jelly

[amber marsh]

Otters are the shit

[final cedar]

The size of those things

[weak jackal]

https://fxtwitter.com/CaliTheHeart/status/1671840413068451841

[amber marsh]

Although I'm a grisly bear fan but it is what it is

[weak jackal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FzSqoP8aAAQQCJG?format=jpg&name=small

[amber marsh]

Ya all don't know what threatening aura is until you meet a grisly bear in the wild

[runic kernel]

Him chilling

[amber marsh]

Or made a black mom angry and she doesn't immediately tell at you

[weak jackal]

lording over the nanas

[amber marsh]

He just wants a banaynay

[weak jackal]

submarine.jpeg

[amber marsh]

I kinda love the fact they drew him as a pinhead

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-pinhead-larry-dirty-dan-gif-16181462

[robust cove]

Same guy who made Mickey and Goofy in Vietnam animations, it's amazing

[nimble night]

Girl summoned a demon for a sec there

[narrow lotus]

You are suck

[stone blade]

Suck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JSmmAG4QMg

[nimble night]

https://i.imgur.com/a2zmjei.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttx6B9CNRIA

[stone blade]

The tape actually fighting

what a gamer

respect to the tape

[nimble night]

2nd place is the first loser

Tape L

[narrow lotus]

bro the tape RKO'd the basketball

holy shit what a move

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toA6YjKYCTw

[stone blade]

tape fought harder than all the rest

he is the winner in my heart

dude snapped ankles

[robust cove]

Fr tape was actually trying, lambo didn't deserve the win at all

[stone blade]

yeah

[stone blade]

I love him

[nimble night]

https://fxtwitter.com/FKA4Dr/status/1413453194781347841

[stone blade]

[final cedar]

Illegal peepo grow operation

[stone blade]

very legal actually

[robust cove]

PS2 character

[inland jackal]

wii sports

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1xICMWoqvM @ruby minnow

[final cedar]

Love this clip

[nimble night]

SPAH

[stone blade]

BRO WHY SPARKS CAME OUT

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSctJ8B2jLI

I am volibear

[nimble night]

Okay I lied now its bed time or ill stay up for another 4 hours