🎪bruh-fart

[amber marsh]

it's the cicle (or however ya type it) of life, after us it's probabaly gonna happen with the next species

[crimson flame]

indonesia gonna drown for sure

thats why they relocated the capital from jakarta to borneo

[amber marsh]

ohio could become a lovely cod farm

or tuna farm

whatever the meme is

[crimson flame]

im more concerned about netherlands though lol

[final cedar]

fertilize trees with CEO compost

putting them in metal tubes to feed the crabs is also a legitimate way to revitalize our ecosystem

[amber marsh]

Can you afford that?

Cuz I can't

[final cedar]

they're paying for it themselves it looks like

[amber marsh]

wdym?

[crimson flame]

tbh in all seriousness the only asshole is the ceo

[tulip ravine]

Metro

How are you

[crimson flame]

the other billionaires are just casualty

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bugRC.gif

[uncut obsidian]

they found it

well, not it, but small pieces of it

looks like my assumptions were correct, it just exploded

[weak jackal]

shocked

[final cedar]

did the front fall off

[weak jackal]

more like fell in

along with the crushing weight of the ocean behind it

[final cedar]

hehe, tit an

[uncut obsidian]

no, it literally just exploded

shattered from pressure

[arctic grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/823908595686047824/1121460353809776740/346825450_249405377786419_8233658963636338201_n.mp4

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/matrix-broken-vase-falling-slow-mo-gif-3533676

[final cedar]

somebody put a bomb in it?

[weak jackal]

water

heavy

[uncut obsidian]

due to the material the submarine was made of

[final cedar]

implode*

[uncut obsidian]

it just shattered from the pressure

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/7GDthiBGMz8

[arctic grove]

Yeah, Mwadi is right, litterally impoded from the pressure.

Carbon fiber is only rated for 1400m deep, the Titanic was 3700M deep.

[final cedar]

the gall to put composite materials to use like that

[amber marsh]

oh hey, sheet metal caved in on itself, who would've guessed that metal sheets crumbled like thin rice paper under thousands of tons of water

[fleet silo]

Well, saw it coming from days away, but sucks. At least the family gets some closure I guess

[amber marsh]

I wonder how come the bodies haven't floated up

[uncut obsidian]

Uh

[amber marsh]

I wonder where the money of the dead will go

[uncut obsidian]

Do you think there's anything left?

[amber marsh]

hell nah

[uncut obsidian]

The bodies were probably also torn

[final cedar]

you don't have buoyancy

[amber marsh]

have you ever seen someone that went a bit too deep?

[final cedar]

bodies compressed at that pressure, they will never come back up

[fleet silo]

I told yall this was a corpse recovery mission.

[amber marsh]

Cuz I've seen a dude with his eyes popped out, cuy he went down a bit too far

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/0DxN.gif

[uncut obsidian]

Just look at the blobfish

[amber marsh]

corpse what? that's a whole ass ecosystem that feeds off of particles basically, that's the feast of the century there

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-sad-blob-fish-gif-15806450

[final cedar]

isn't blobfish due to decompression?

like vacuum chamber marshmallow

[fleet silo]

Yeah those only look like that coming back out

[uncut obsidian]

The reason it looks like that is because it went from high pressures deep below to low ones on the ground

[final cedar]

[undone wave]

The guy on youtube who covers diving disasters will have some new content

[amber marsh]

and just so ya all know, it wasn't slow, they heard a crack or something and then boom, it caved in

lemme get a vid real quick

[fleet silo]

Doctor Mwadi PhD.

[fleet silo]

👀

[amber marsh]

not from that happening, can't access live leak any more

[final cedar]

Would be interesting if you get a leak at max level, water stream like a cutting tool

[amber marsh]

the cave in that 100% happened tho, that I can get

[undone wave]

Reminds me of the byford dolphin
The aftermath was horrifically gory and gruesome but the deaths themselves were painless and instant

[uncut obsidian]

Oh, also, right
The sea creatures are probably having a feast rn

[undone wave]

They get to actually eat the rich

[fleet silo]

Lmfao too true. Right now people on Twitter are bitching about the amount of resources used to attempt to find these 5 people versus the resources used to help save those 800 immigrants that fell in the ocean

[amber marsh]

if you get a leak, the pressure would be big enough to cave in that tiny hole and bend the metal as if it was shot by a fucking 380 mm he shell

[uncut obsidian]

Money doesn't matter deep below

[amber marsh]

money is the only thiing that matters

[undone wave]

Did elon try to call somebody a pedo this time?

[amber marsh]

proper materials and experts

those are called money

[fleet silo]

No idea lmfao

[undone wave]

"My Tesla™️ cockstretcher will save them"

[amber marsh]

I am curious on if their skeletons are shattered my the steel or if anything's still instact

right, the vid, one moment

[fleet silo]

If you feel water in a submarine, chances are you are already dead. You just now realized.

[somber warren]

Goddamn poland is cheep

I think today i will get drunk

[undone wave]

Another case of people not understanding just how dangerous deep sea diving is

[fleet silo]

Hell yeah drink to killcount the titanic just updated

[undone wave]

Similar to cave diving

[unique night]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531707020903186442/1121491285384110180/FB_IMG_1687451847948.jpg

[fleet silo]

Cave diving actually scares the shit out of me.

[uncut obsidian]

A billion of kg pushing down on you? Surely it's gonna be fun and safe!

[somber warren]

Fr they ded confirmed?

[undone wave]

Damn they hire toddlers?

[fleet silo]

Lmfao, yeah 10000%

[uncut obsidian]

@somber warren

[final cedar]

very meta

[uncut obsidian]

It's confirmed, it exploded due to pressure

[undone wave]

🤓 Imploded*

Unless it did actually explode then in that case

[amber marsh]

https://youtu.be/Zz95_VvTxZM

[fleet silo]

Carbon fiber XD does anyone have that clip of the ceo saying some shit about taking risks?

[amber marsh]

it 100% did

[narrow lotus]

give me proof or exile yourself for 10 days

[amber marsh]

that's what happened to it more than likely

[narrow lotus]

where did it say

[undone wave]

German activities

[uncut obsidian]

my proof is that i made it the fuck up

[final cedar]

I'm trying to imagine what a single leak would look like if the structure stayed intact. if around 3000m then it's like 300 bar which is 30MPa. Waterjets for cutting operate around what? 250+ MPa? So it's be pretty bad but not cut through steel bad

[uncut obsidian]

but yeah, it imploded and shattered into small pieces

like a ceramic vase

[narrow lotus]

Debris is 'landing frame and rear cover from sub', expert says

Yeah thats plausible tbf

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/matrix-broken-vase-falling-slow-mo-gif-3533676

[uncut obsidian]

This, but instead of the debris flying away, they flew into the submarine at the speed of 300m/s

[fleet silo]

Wonder what it sounded like inside. What a wild ride. Think they actually saw the titanic before they died? If so, at least they died knowing the saw a piece of history.

[final cedar]

760? They converted bar to torr, didn't they

[narrow lotus]

they got crushed

[uncut obsidian]

I don't think they even reached titanic tbh

[narrow lotus]

big doub tthey saw it , titanic is at 13k

[uncut obsidian]

It probably imploded at like 2000m

[narrow lotus]

they prob squished at like 3-4k

it took them almost 2 hours tho so they must have descended more

apparently trip to titanic takes 2 .5 hours

[final cedar]

I love watching shit get crushed

[amber marsh]

I'm think more of if there was a leak, the pressure from the water would've pulled the metal inwards in a second, and the added pressure would've made the mfs in there despawned, also

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/PPo3.gif

good meme format

[fleet silo]

It's just so wild to me, to think those people really thought they could go down 13k feet and survive with little to no expertise.

[final cedar]

relevant for 4 more days

[uncut obsidian]

THIS

Basically

But water instead of legs

[narrow lotus]

like literally

fucking 13k

dude

how delusional can u be

[amber marsh]

water pressure on the thighs, a pic of the sub on the watermelon

[final cedar]

and legs instead of melon squish

[narrow lotus]

it took 30 fucking years to make a submerged vessel whitstand that and discover titanic

my man wanted to become next Elon Musk

[uncut obsidian]

That's the level of "i believe the earth is flat so I'm gonna walk to the edge of it and jump off" insane

[amber marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1095799447889379378/1121500346955616306/ssstik.io_1687456913508.mp4

[uncut obsidian]

Believing your own delusional thoughts so much that you try them irl

[amber marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1095799447889379378/1121499529351528588/RPReplay_Final1687311812.mp4

[narrow lotus]

250k $ btw

i'd rather buy a lambo and go 300km in Romania

[fleet silo]

The people on the internet digging into the past of this dude. Dude was fucking effectively retarded.

Didn't hire veterans and experts "old white guys"
Instead wanted to be inspirational.

Really inspired gameplay tbh

[narrow lotus]

or....i wouldnt do anything stupid duh

[undone wave]

you could buy a few WaZoos

[final cedar]

I'd get 250k cheeseburgers

[uncut obsidian]

Fr

Life supply

[amber marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1095799447889379378/1121499955379589130/ssstik.io_1687456821332.mp4

[uncut obsidian]

That will expire in 2 days

[fleet silo]

That's an expensive funeral lmfao

[amber marsh]

not if I eat them all

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bR33Z.gif

[mint mist]

u made me hungry

sadeg

[uncut obsidian]

"yo bro show me your 250k cheeseburgers" i cant i EATED them all!!

[final cedar]

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/borger-doge-gif-23721016

[uncut obsidian]

u made me hungry by saying that it made u hungry

[tribal rain]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/533304518583123971/1033449401189933066/caption-2.gif

[final cedar]

can someone post a transparent png of titan?

[uncut obsidian]

Someone made a copy of Titan for Barotrauma

[undone wave]

who does meth to the fnaf song

[tribal rain]

[amber marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1095799447889379378/1121499736931844106/ssstik.io_1687456767453.mp4

[fleet silo]

I was losing my shit, my buddies play it sometimes and my boy called me crying he was laughing so hard

[tribal rain]

im gonna buy barotrauma now\

[final cedar]

Imagine they make barotrauma free after official confirmation

[amber marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1095799447889379378/1121501550662140025/ssstik.io_1687457198632.mp4

[mint mist]

noob

[final cedar]

Or 50% off

[amber marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1095799447889379378/1121501668966662184/ssstik.io_1687457230069.mp4

[fleet silo]

Bro I am still just flabbergasted that this really happened. Some stupid wealthy people went in that thing to see the fucking titanic

[uncut obsidian]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2992279622

[fleet silo]

100000% mission failure guarantees

[amber marsh]

poor people doing the main story line, rich people do side quests

[tribal rain]

https://gyazo.com/fce00e0cfaff611ffee3c5e6ed4251c1

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/njcrufe9wl7b1.jpg

[amber marsh]

what happened?

[fleet silo]

Dude I can't breathe holy fucking hell

[zinc compass]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65991651?xtor=AL-72-[partner]-[bbc.news.twitter]-[headline]-[news]-[bizdev]-[isapi]&at_campaign=Social_Flow&at_ptr_name=twitter&at_link_origin=BBCWorld&at_bbc_team=editorial&at_campaign_type=owned&at_format=link&at_medium=social&at_link_type=web_link&at_link_id=D0FDD17E-111C-11EE-B378-0FB3D772BE90

[tribal rain]

[zinc compass]

to explain what happen to the sub

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/943976760377237554/1121498190621966477/implode-cramps.gif

they found the sub

no body survived plus they never test driven the sub

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM

[fleet silo]

What's really destroying my sides is people on Twitter crying that people gave a fuck about these 5 insanely rich people but not the 500+ immigrants in that accident

[undone wave]

Money can't buy common sense it seems

[fleet silo]

Truth is I don't give a fuck about either

[final cedar]

class war

[amber marsh]

they just sent it

all things considered, I fully believe they had a monster can

[undone wave]

edgy dark humor mfers when you start making fun of rich people

[zinc compass]

PRETTY SURE NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

[uncut obsidian]

We just talked about that

Get ♻️'d

[amber marsh]

that shit doin numbers

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/recycle-emoji-scared-lul-plus-gif-19898099

[zinc compass]

https://tenor.com/view/sh-quiet-india-indian-tiktok-gif-16906342

[final cedar]

the front fell off most likely

[uncut obsidian]

Nothing fell off

It was gone in a second

[fleet silo]

Okay, well. RIP to the people who died trying to see the titanic. I respect the hustle, but goddamn the execution of that operation left a lot to be desired.

[final cedar]

gone where?

[uncut obsidian]

To yo momma!

[amber marsh]

I did

[fleet silo]

What's kinda neat is now we have an entire documentary on how to fuck up to the absolute max

[uncut obsidian]

• L

[undone wave]

It really makes me wonder what all of that 250k was paying for.
The sub is so shitty that it can't be going towards that.
Dude probably just wanted to pocket most of it

250k * 5 Passengers

[solar obsidian]

@eager igloo where was this posted here? could you link me to it?

[undone wave]

It's the same disaster caused by corporate greed we've seen hundreds of times but now it's biting the asses of the people who have always taken advantage of it

[fleet silo]

My boy calling him out for the emoji goddamn

[uncut obsidian]

Getting personal over a ♻️

[solar obsidian]

yes

[uncut obsidian]

[narrow lotus]

at 3300m they lost communicaiton

[uncut obsidian]

Court date when?

[fleet silo]

Get him @solar obsidian implode his submarine

[narrow lotus]

so i guess at 3500 they got smushed

ripp

[undone wave]

Reduce Reuse Recycle

[solar obsidian]

i will delete the post if i know if it was really a repost here

[final cedar]

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14466750/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSV_Limiting_Factor

[uncut obsidian]

The moment they lost communication was probably the moment it imploded

[undone wave]

Does he keep his rare skins on that?

[uncut obsidian]

Otherwise i don't see any other reason for it to lose communication

[solar obsidian]

so, @eager igloo?

wheres the link?

huh?

[undone wave]

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-depp-court-objection-hearsay-gif-25461916

[eager igloo]

No

[solar obsidian]

just as i thought

[zinc compass]

atleast it was painless

[eager igloo]

I ain't diggin thru 600 messages

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-amber-heard-johnny-depp-david-spiegel-gif-25788590

[zinc compass]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/713741654233710642/1121497440344879134/image.png

[final cedar]

[undone wave]

oooooo look who got ♻️'d

[solar obsidian]

i only legit ♻️

[uncut obsidian]

I don't think they even had time to react

[zinc compass]

is like a bullet to the head

[solar obsidian]

i dont think it was painless

[eager igloo]

Don't care

[zinc compass]

we never know

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/recycle-emoji-saul-gif-26468323

[uncut obsidian]

Like a 1000 bullets from all directions*

[narrow lotus]

expert said it was faster than a bullet

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/recycle-recycle-emoji-recycle-emoji-meme-gif-23630070

[narrow lotus]

well Rip but natural selection

[amber marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/recycle-recycle-emoji-recycle-emoji-meme-gif-23630070

[solar obsidian]

"Don't care" as he uses ♻️ on a not a repost because i used a ♻️ on his repost

[pastel quartz]

anyone wanna rp

[foggy mantle]

@final cedar, Failed to download image. Make sure the URL you provided is valid!

[pastel quartz]

hey delight

[solar obsidian]

hello

[amber marsh]

literally me as soon as I get on the autobahn

[undone wave]

Rich people when social darwinism applies to them instead of the Poors

[fleet silo]

GET HIM YEAH IMPLODE HIS FUCKING DICK

[pastel quartz]

i redownloaded gamma last night

[final cedar]

p!invert https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1002195305854414928/1121505936004104324/image.png?width=937&height=881

[foggy mantle]

@final cedar, The URL provided is not a valid image url.

[amber marsh]

ayo?

[undone wave]

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT

[pastel quartz]

gonna play a bit when i finish work

[amber marsh]

GRAB THAT DICK

[fleet silo]

YEAH

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/885094180920102935/1121004176277770280/Snaptik.app_7241651467780689195.mp4

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

p!implode @narrow lotus

[undone wave]

p!say ♻️

[foggy mantle]

♻️

[eager igloo]

Yes

Also respect my pronouns pls

[solar obsidian]

what are they?

[narrow lotus]

A press conference is expected to be held by the US Coastguard at 8pm UK time.

[undone wave]

She will never recover from this

[narrow lotus]

So in 30 min?

[eager igloo]

It's joever

[undone wave]

uncycled

[uncut obsidian]

04:27am here

[undone wave]

good myorning 🐱

[uncut obsidian]

Time to wait til 5am to listen them saying exactly the same thing that we talked about

[undone wave]

It's 12:27 P.M.

for me at least

[final cedar]

@uncut obsidian can you please add uncycle to emote?

[undone wave]

Press Conference Script:
Uh rip Bozo

[uncut obsidian]

nahhh

boring emote

[solar obsidian]

you should try sleeping pills

[fleet silo]

Fuck sleeping I've got shit to do

[uncut obsidian]

"licking a nine-volt battery"

Sounds fun

[nimble night]

Or the 5 million shares of Logitech that got dumped at close last Tuesday. HMMMMMM

[swift scarab]

p!explode @narrow lotus

[swift scarab]

Chonk acquired

Fear him

[modest shoal]

There's something wrong with people that they think a tube full of corpses on the bottom of the ocean is a funny thing

[ruby minnow]

https://twitter.com/LoLUKN/status/1671843009678258177

League of Legends // UK, IE & Nordics (@LoLUKN)

You CAN pet Naafiri in League of Legends 🫳

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you can pet the dog

[nimble night]

Humor is damn near an evolutionary coping mechanism. Theres a difference in being able to laugh at a terrible situation, and being cynical about it.

[ruby minnow]

this game might actually be good just saying

[tribal rain]

[final cedar]

🤏

bits

[modest shoal]

true, but how can you tell on the internet ? I see lots of people talking about how it's good that the rich are asphysxiated on the ocean floor.

[final cedar]

darman

[ruby minnow]

i mean as a stalker if somebody stalked me i would actually be mad

[crimson flame]

you called?

[solar obsidian]

p!implode 146741297875517440

[solar obsidian]

[vital zinc]

bloodsuckers balls

it says on the shirt

[final cedar]

we balling up in this bitch

p!invert 146741297875517440

[severe flicker]

silos needed
Low Power
oxygen levels depleted

[severe flicker]

you ever played 'Hungry Shark Evoloution'?

like ipad 1 game

yea subs have alot of xp

[fading shuttle]

it was a classic

[severe flicker]

Yeaaa

They be grinding

[fading shuttle]

i remember playing it as a mentally deficient 10 year old child

[severe flicker]

Lmao

I remember being like 7-8

How old are you then?

[fading shuttle]

born 2004

[severe flicker]

2007

[fleet silo]

How do wtf

[severe flicker]

Nokia 100 unrivaled

Maybe by og Moto razr

[fading shuttle]

i miss the brick phones

[severe flicker]

I still have my Nokia, no SIM tho

My sister threw the Moto RAZR over a fence and broke it

So that's sad... But the Nokia 100 got curb stomped and run over and only got some scratches

[modest shoal]

you can still get them and use them, they are still good

I have an old school nokia and it's sick

doesn't distract me, 100% communication only

[fleet silo]

p!invert 146780810026942464

[fleet silo]

That's really cool actually

[modest shoal]

p!invert 146780810026424525

[foggy mantle]

@modest shoal, Failed to download image. Make sure the URL you provided is valid!

[amber marsh]

Truly despicable

[fleet silo]

I like lizards, my favorite are the armadillo lizards. They look like baby dragons

[plucky void]

according to news, it's not a tube anymore

[amber marsh]

I love comodo dragons

But I can't own one for obvious reasons

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow

[plucky void]

now this just boils down to people being awful
and I'll say it again: I hope these same people don't become rich at any point It'd be funny to question their will to live or how they feel about 'rich people' then

[ruby minnow]

rip bozo

[somber warren]

Look at you Born in 2004 lookin ass

[amber marsh]

It wouldn't be funny if it was something they weren't warned about multiple times, but hey, can't think when ur brain is not inside ur skull anymore xd

[modest shoal]

them being warned doesn't make it any less tragic

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/926581383680385084/1121513924999786546/image.png

[stone blade]

vayne's been rough lately

[amber marsh]

Finna pay people to hack for every hacker gotten take off the game so that their efforts mean nothing >:D

[plucky void]

It doesn't, but... when fools seek death, they find it

[modest shoal]

It's funny, I'm laughing but they don't deserve to die like that which is the message I'm seeing.

[amber marsh]

The next darwin awards from Brandon has got to have em in there

[amber marsh]

I mean, imo nobody deserves a death, but at least theirs was painful and instant

So there are worse ways to go

[heavy peak]

Yes, it is tragic
Let's just hope they get them out alive.

[fleet silo]

Who is going to tell him?

[plucky void]

yeah... about that...

[heavy peak]

... i was at work

Did i miss the memo?

[plucky void]

they found the wreckage

it imploded

they ded.

[narrow lotus]

didnt i tell you Symba alrady

they imploded at 3200m when they lost coms basically

[heavy peak]

You didn't my dear pigeon

[fleet silo]

The submarine was squeezed like a toothpaste container... the people being the toothpaste for the wildlife

[weak jackal]

I am so shocked

[narrow lotus]

they found the tail of the sub and the frame at like 16k feet close to the bow of the titanic itself

[ruby minnow]

well anything about the bodies? at least a propel burial

[heavy peak]

[plucky void]

I don't think there's much to bury

[lusty sonnet]

good

[plucky void]

they got squished by pressure

[winged marlin]

CRaZY? I WaS Crazy OnCe, THEy lOcKEd Me iN a roOM. A RUBbEr ROom. A rubber ROoM witH RaTs and The raTs MaDe me cRAZy. CrAzy? I waS CrazY onCe...

[modest shoal]

what's left after that, I've never considered it

[narrow lotus]

the bodies exploded most likely

[plucky void]

I have no idea

[narrow lotus]

maybe some cloth fabric / jewelry

but yeah good luck finding that

15k feet under the ocean

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/under-the-sea-little-mermaid-gif-26832566

[modest shoal]

yeah but bones and flesh can't just dissapear into nothing that defies physics.

there has to be remnants

[plucky void]

bones were probably crushed/ground to dust

[narrow lotus]

they can break tho and the remains are taken by currents

[amber marsh]

more than likely imploded considering they found structural parts without the rest, like this!

[narrow lotus]

its fucking 15k deep dude

there is no light

[plucky void]

liquids/fluids dissolved into the water

[amber marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/943976760377237554/1121498190621966477/implode-cramps.gif

[narrow lotus]

nobody is looking for that

[fleet silo]

Would be more worth it to recover relics from the titanic itself versus those guys.

[amber marsh]

I don't think the light is the only problem xD

[winged marlin]

You are as terrifying as an annoying unsatisfactory mound of craptacular rude rat toenails

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/935150873594720307.png?quality=lossless&size=48

Copy pasta plugin is sick

[plucky void]

hi Krieg from Borderlands 2

[amber marsh]

lmao that's a thing?!

[winged marlin]

Aluicord, yes

[modest shoal]

well I hope the OceanGate company is destroyed for this, they as good as killed those people

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/train-fart-big-cool-7days-free-chicken-big-sad-gif-22655342

[modest shoal]

by sending them down in a vessel unsuited to those depths

[lusty sonnet]

sub be like

[swift scarab]

Should’ve been here a few hours ago

[amber marsh]

nice

omg

[narrow lotus]

yes and no , the CEO pulled the im the CEO card and did whatever he wanted

he fired the safety guy that actually begged him not to do it and dint give his accord

[fleet silo]

If you guys are interested, there's a hyper interesting documentary from a Filipino navy crew doing body recovery of a wreck and how bad it get even only a few hundred feet underwater

[swift scarab]

p!birb

[fleet silo]

Pretty morbid stuff seeing the inflated human corpses, but it reminds you of how scary the ocean is

[swift scarab]

Bird

[amber marsh]

inb4 stick drift made them go nowhere near the titanic xD

[winged marlin]

if damn has a million fans im one of them
if damn has 0 fans then I am no more
if damn has 1 fan that fan is me
if the world is against damn then I'm against the world

[fleet silo]

Good bird

[winged marlin]

Copy pasta plugin one love

[swift scarab]

p!birb

[swift scarab]

Excellent birb

[fleet silo]

Shiny bird spawn

R A R E

[modest shoal]

but surely the CEO Is responsible for his actions, especially since they got people killed

[amber marsh]

well, I don't think they'd be inflated, more like caved in on themselves, have you seen the episode of rick and morty where rick tells jerry to fold himself 7 times?

[winged marlin]

if apple has a million fans im one of them
if apple has 0 fans then I am no more
if apple has 1 fan that fan is me
if the world is against apple then I'm against the world

[narrow lotus]

yeah well , i guess he will be judged in the afterlife cause he is human dust rn

[amber marsh]

yeah pretty much that

[winged marlin]

You are as worthless as a bad questionable zillion of puny revolting dishonorable pony pus

You are as unwanted as a revolting pile of detrimental stupid bug NVIDIA RTX 3090 Graphics Card

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/935150873594720307.png?quality=lossless&size=48

[winged chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/886082996740956210/1121363967240056873/aT5a3XfalVshbPT8.mp4

[amber marsh]

It's more than likely that they signed ndas so that the company or the owner were at fault

[winged marlin]

You are as stinky as a grotesque anal heap of odious goatish eel guts

You are as barren as a noxious puddle of disgusting cat orifices

You are as yucky as a naughty bucketful of deplorable repellent lizard droppings

[amber marsh]

but then again, if he came back, it wouldn't be a problem, and if he didn't, which he didn't, it couldn't be his problem

[modest shoal]

the CEO went down with his ship ? That's respectable

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/mate-cheers-demoman-gif-18514440

They're gonna have to bury whats left of ye, in a SOUP CAN

[remote vine]

Yep

[amber marsh]

oh they upgraded from crayons, nice!

[narrow lotus]

yes, it was the CEO's idea, it was his submarine

[sturdy copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/282909254728417281/1121503650582372474/7b792d18dbd76ea499e6ec7c3628dbba.mp4

[narrow lotus]

he was the big brain behind this operation

[wet wave]

well
atleast it was painless

[winged marlin]

++++++++[<++++++++>-]<+++.>+++++++[<+++++++>-]<--.>++++[<---->-]<-.>+++++[<+++++>-]<.-.>++++++++[<-------->-]<++++++.>++++++[<------>-]<+++++.>++++++[<++++++>-]<+++++.>++++++[<------>-]<-----.>+++++++++[<+++++++++>-]<++++++.>+++++[<----->-]<+++.>++++[<++++>-]<++.>+++++++++[<--------->-]<--.>++++++++[<++++++++>-]<+++.>++++[<++++>-]<-.>++++[<---->-]<-.>+++++[<+++++>-]<.-.>+++++++++[<--------->-]<--------.>+++++++++[<+++++++++>-]<--.-.>+++[<--->-]<--.++.>+++++++[<------->-]<------.>++++[<---->-]<++.>+++++++[<+++++++>-]<+++.>++++[<++++>-]<++++.---.>++++[<++++>-]<++++.>+++++++++[<--------->-]<--------.>+++++++++[<+++++++++>-]<-----.+++.>+++[<--->-]<---.++++++++.------.-.>++++++++[<-------->-]<----.>+++++++++[<+++++++++>-]<----.--------.>++++++++[<-------->-]<-----.>+++++++++[<+++++++++>-]<--------.+++++.>+++++++++[<--------->-]<+++.>++++++++[<++++++++>-]<+.>++++++++[<-------->-]<-.>+++++++++[<+++++++++>-]<+.---..--.>++++++++[<-------->-]<+.

[winged chasm]

Yeah

[sturdy copper]

IS THIS BRAINFUCK?!

[weak jackal]

saving this for future use whenver the sub is mentioned

[sturdy copper]

BRO

DONT

[winged marlin]

Yes.

[modest shoal]

I was under the impression he sent them down in a vessel he knew was dogshit so that's something

[dreamy flax]

@winged marlin (gentlemangoose) has been muted for 6 hours for reason: Stop polluting us with your weird shit for now

[amber marsh]

LMAO

[weak jackal]

no more weird shit :(

[remote vine]

Byford Dolphin 2

[amber marsh]

dam bro, 6 hours? jeey

[wet wave]

[narrow lotus]

i forgot the 9

[sturdy copper]

He posted brainfuck code and the bird muted him

[winged chasm]

He drank to much Glowstick liquid

[fleet silo]

https://tenor.com/view/kekw-twitch-twitchtv-twitch-emote-kek-gif-19085736

[modest shoal]

what is brainfuck code

[weak jackal]

He was the 6th person on the sub

[sturdy copper]

what he posted.

[weak jackal]

He reacted he was

[sturdy copper]

It is basically a number based turing machine

[modest shoal]

oh as in a language

[wet wave]

imagine a string of 0's
00000
brainfuck can manipulate these 0's with that syntaxt
so like
01000
would be like >+

[sturdy copper]

you can move a pointer and increase/decrease a value

[swift scarab]

Fuck talking about submarines, pick a -punk artstyle

[weak jackal]

Biopunk

[narrow lotus]

it's just waifupunk

[weak jackal]

I want to be a plant

I want to be a plant

moderators please make me into a plant thanks

[remote vine]

dieselpunk

[sturdy copper]

basically a programming language with the goal of having the smallest compiler possible

[swift scarab]

Mods, plant this man

[weak jackal]

stop polluting i'll kill you

[remote vine]

[sturdy copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/462744564948795423/1121495657996365864/Fall_guys_Titanic_Meme.mp4

[weak jackal]

YESSS PLANT ME

YESSSSSSS

[wet wave]

you and what army?

[swift scarab]

I like how Biopunk looks

[weak jackal]

my leaves

[wet wave]

are you weed?

[amber marsh]

omfg, love that

[sturdy copper]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-o-hearn-gif-11680313204893848663

[solar obsidian]

where real women?

[wet wave]

what are women?

[weak jackal]

I own several cacti so i'm more cacti

fun fact one of my cacti is blooming! she has pink buds

[sturdy copper]

Sometimes brainfart be acting as autistic as these gentlemen, and it makes me proud 🥹
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392995394453241858/1121417411908878357/355115083_936850860721555_8508040932259308988_n.mp4

[wet wave]

lets smoke it

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-skull-middle-finger-gif-13445486

[modest shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/micheal-rosen-what-gif-19811065

[sturdy copper]

For all the weebs out there

[amber marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/911343296075407400/1121507265309057186/y2mate.com_-_Everything_Wrong_With_the_Titanic_Submarine_1080p.mov

ya all gotta watch this one

[wet wave]

it lasted 4 runs

[amber marsh]

4 runs?

[wet wave]

so i imagine maybe it overstressed itself

[wet wave]

up down

runs

[amber marsh]

what? the controller he stole from his son?

honestly, if anything survives, I'm putting my money on the controller

[modest shoal]

why don't you control some bitches

[wet wave]

he could buy some bitches with how much the dude was grifting from billionares

[narrow lotus]

surprised it didnt cave in earlier, 4 runs with that frame is insane

unless his "4" runs are like in and out of water lol

yeah guys it floats, it doesnt get wet inside we good

[wet wave]

the titanic sub went to 10000 ft

[narrow lotus]

yes cause they cant launch the missles anyway

even if a sub can go at 4-5k

the rocket wouldnt

so yeah

[narrow lotus]

it broke at 3200 experts say , when they lost comms basically

so not even close to 10k

[modest shoal]

oh shit so they were dead once they lost comms

[narrow lotus]

at 10k it probably it was just parts falling down

[wet wave]

wtf were they thinking

[modest shoal]

have we ever been down to the titanic wreck ?

[fleet silo]

https://tenor.com/view/bexiga-estourando-balloon-pop-explode-water-gif-15255633

[ruby minnow]

oh surely we haven't

we have been in mariana trenh

[fleet silo]

3200M dive depicted

[ruby minnow]

but not the titanic wreckc

[fleet silo]

We have had unmanned ROVs go down that deep, that's what just found their wreck was one of those ROVs

[ruby minnow]

do you know what humanity found in the mariana trench?

a plastic bag

[modest shoal]

we have, that's how we have the pictures https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/Titanic_wreck_bow.jpg/300px-Titanic_wreck_bow.jpg

[sturdy copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1095799447889379378/1121500346955616306/ssstik.io_1687456913508.mp4

[ruby minnow]

you need to understand sarcasm

[narrow lotus]

yeah but it took 30 years to create a machine capable of that

[modest shoal]

sarcasm is undetectable through text unless you're looking for it

[sturdy copper]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-no-no-40k-gif-24271093

[high meteor]

'ello brainfart

[fleet silo]

Sadly the titanic wreck is basically too destroyed to recognize now, so those famous pictures are the last good ones we will get

[ruby minnow]

does "we have been in the mariana trench but not the titanic wreck" mean anything

[sturdy copper]

might have been to the mariana trench, but we still dont have the tech to explore your mom

[ruby minnow]

because of that i will fuck with your dad

it is pride month after all

[pastel quartz]

not the last good pics

[sturdy copper]

https://tenor.com/view/hehehe-gif-21286774

[sturdy copper]

now hit a pitbull

https://fxtwitter.com/EverythingOOC/status/1671827776754577409?t=g764w68nEXJGNHFO8i7JxQ&s=19

[crimson flame]

i like the extra wet slap sound it makes

[high meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/784941516425658389/1121450597586055168/Dl_vqLqcvOSMXk0g.mp4

[crimson flame]

what game is this lol

[sturdy copper]

Future corporate social media management be like

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/679671608838848546/1121406352728797234/TYVNrHW.mp4

[high meteor]

Ultrakil

[crimson flame]

ooo interesting

[high meteor]

the voice actor does this type of thing a lot

[crimson flame]

i legit thought ultrakil has no lore whatsoever

[modest shoal]

ultrakill is based on ice cube's 'It was a good day"

[sturdy copper]

So, the coast guard apparently just found the imploded vessel

They all dead

[crimson flame]

damn

[modest shoal]

I wish to read the report

[sturdy copper]

https://news.sky.com/story/titanic-submarine-missing-live-updates-submersible-cannot-be-opened-from-inside-time-running-out-on-oxygen-supply-waiver-mentions-death-three-times-12905748

[crimson flame]

F except for the ceo

[ruby minnow]

after learning that with maverick you could break literally anything from maestro cams to deployable shields my day has been much better

[modest shoal]

what

what was so different this time that made it go inverse bang

[weak jackal]

hull got weakened over and over again with each dive

this dive it finally broke under pressure

[crimson flame]

the billionaires are actually not trashy hedonistic people, one of them holds a guiness record for circumnavigating the fuckin earth

[pastel quartz]

so the ocean pressure scrumpled the sub up like paper

[weak jackal]

I mean

they're billionaires

[pastel quartz]

Were*

[weak jackal]

There is no way to have a billion dollars without the exploitation of other people

[modest shoal]

There's no way for me to have 2000 dollars without someone or several people losing 2000 dollars

are you saying their deaths are justified because they managed to amass x amount of money

[sturdy copper]

You love stealing or sth?

https://tenor.com/view/stealing-i-love-stealin-i-love-takin-things-gif-16233278

[crimson flame]

so does pretty much everyone in the earth. and they probably dont have the billion dollars

[weak jackal]

I'm saying i don't care about their deaths because their networth was accrued via the exploitation of others

[crimson flame]

people exploit others all the time

[solar obsidian]

i actually dont believe that

what if you are born in a billionaire family and had nothing to do with the exploitation before?

[crimson flame]

the 19yo kid sure is

[solar obsidian]

and some people can actually get really really lucky without exploiting

[modest shoal]

what if no billionaire is guilty of exploitation because they work at it and we give them our money willingly

[pastel quartz]

I mean if you win a billion dollar lotto im not sure how that exploits people

[lusty sonnet]

give maverick grenades back

[ruby minnow]

yeah for some reason they removed those

[light charm]

Rip the 19 year old guy on the sub

[lusty sonnet]

give IQ some fucking grenades as well

[solar obsidian]

so the youngest sub victim was 19?

[light charm]

Yea

[solar obsidian]

damn

yeah, i feel bad for him

[weak jackal]

wait i just realised someone changed my name

holy shit

I'm a plant

🪴

[light charm]

[devout hull]

An improvement.

[modest shoal]

a commie plant

[pastel quartz]

crazy dave would like to have a word

[weak jackal]

love that guy

he gave me a machete for my birthday

[weak jackal]

We must sieze the means of photosynthesis

[modest shoal]

-_-

[devout hull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4quwGch9jLg

[narrow lotus]

[weak jackal]

ocean is bigly huge large

too many fish

one big crab even

https://i.redd.it/53l6eq9x9l7b1.jpg

the ocean is woke smh

[solar obsidian]

its better not to read twitter

[modest shoal]

better to judge everything individually, go woke go broke is a proven thing

[misty onyx]

what even IS wokeness

what the FUCK is wokeness

[weak jackal]

the uh

uh

[modest shoal]

idiocy

[weak jackal]

marxism uh

the

th

woke

blue hair and pronouns

[misty onyx]

guy was just rich and stupid

designed stupid submarine

[modest shoal]

the rejection of truth and responsibility defines wokeness.

[misty onyx]

that can be anyone

[weak jackal]

yup, cut costs, didn't hire anyone who told him "this is a deathtrap"

dude was begging for death

[modest shoal]

you're right, there's a systematic element to it too

and it needs to be supported by the government

[misty onyx]

are you schizo

[solar obsidian]

he is

[modest shoal]

I am

but I'm also right

[weak jackal]

Woke originally was used by POC to be like "Stay woke" and keep an eye on systematic opression and discrimination. Not to be asleep and ignore it. Conservatives then co-opted it to mean "anything not right wing in any capacity"

similar thing happened to snowflake

[solar obsidian]

doesnt cnn spam "woke"?

im not really familiar with american media

[modest shoal]

excecpt there was no systematic oppression and discrimination, it was all a lie.

[weak jackal]

no way

[modest shoal]

alas, way.

[weak jackal]

r u telling me minorities were just making it up

[crimson flame]

american politics is pure entertainment

[misty onyx]

the police let lynch murders fly under the radar for like 150 years

[weak jackal]

the whole time

redlining was all in our heads?

[misty onyx]

some were hailed as HEROS

[weak jackal]

overpoliced poor areas was just made up?

[solar obsidian]

true and regular people love it

[misty onyx]

there was STATUES of mob murderers

[weak jackal]

surely those slaves were just making it up

the civil war was about uhhhh

the uh

[modest shoal]

and now there;s a statue of a drug abusing criminal who died cause he was on drugs

[crimson flame]

tea

[misty onyx]

what statue

[weak jackal]

he's gonna say jorge floyd

[modest shoal]

I am

because that is the truth

[weak jackal]

there it is

[solar obsidian]

[weak jackal]

I'm learning so much

[modest shoal]

not to mention that everyone was subject to slavery not just black people

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-popcorn-michael-jackson-gif-26271837

[weak jackal]

I have an alarm that yells WOKE at me until i turn it off so i always start the day aware

[misty onyx]

this is rich

[weak jackal]

no way

[plucky void]

"let that sink in"

[weak jackal]

unreal

[misty onyx]

get this man some medication

[weak jackal]

looking into this

[reef lark]

todays subject

SLAVERY

[modest shoal]

guys I can't tell sarcasm in text

[reef lark]

[weak jackal]

tell us more

[solar obsidian]

i dont really get if its ironic or the joke wrote itself

[weak jackal]

whats your thoughts on the covid vaxinations

or pronouns

ooh crt!

[modest shoal]

pronouns are derived from nouns which are things that exist so the only valid pronouns for humans are she and he

anything else is a lie

and is demanding I use certain language in your presence, which is an insane demand I will not bow to it.

[lusty sonnet]

wait skom

popcorn first

[misty onyx]

this guy is the worst failtroll of all time

[weak jackal]

that they/them pussy got me acting woke

[steady trellis]

think we found today's winner

[modest shoal]

I am not trolling

[weak jackal]

oh yeah prove it

name 1 fish

[modest shoal]

salmon

[weak jackal]

nuh uh

correct answer was nemo

[lusty sonnet]

it's been a while okay, let me savour the moment

[weak jackal]

also salmon are fucked up bruh

they get scary when horny

just like my wife

amirite fellas?

[modest shoal]

you're not married

[steady trellis]

my incoherent bullshit ramble incel room temp iq takes filter is full

[misty onyx]

everyone knows this server is upheld by the woke institution of pronouns

[solar obsidian]

you dont have a wife

[weak jackal]

why did everyone know i don't have a wife

[lusty sonnet]

fair fair, go ahead my dude

[weak jackal]

you guys know your lore

welcome to brainfart what are your pronouns

[steady trellis]

and the I key on my board s breakng

[weak jackal]

Verbs are also enforced

[lusty sonnet]

time for a new keyboard

[weak jackal]

adjectives not so much

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/brick-washing-machine-explode-crash-gif-16347183

[steady trellis]

its built and sent in August

[lusty sonnet]

still 2 months tho

[steady trellis]

yeah -.-

[lusty sonnet]

why does it take so long tho??

[sage otter]

I'm gone 4 hours and Daniela is now a plant ?

[weak jackal]

yeah

I asked to be a plant

[steady trellis]

its a handmade, custom board

[lusty sonnet]

ahhh

[steady trellis]

every piece is custom

[final cedar]

drugs bad

[solar obsidian]

@weak jackal do you photosynthesis?

[weak jackal]

you know it bby

[fading shuttle]

shondo my beloved

[sage otter]

Lmao

[weak jackal]

I'm on that grind!

[solar obsidian]

[lusty sonnet]

still 2 months oof

[sage otter]

Gotta eat that co2

[final cedar]

Here take this 🫴 🌞

[weak jackal]

fucking up that co2

[weak jackal]

ay bruv thanks

🧟

why this guy on my lawn

HELP

[lusty sonnet]

how falco plays civ

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/pvz-plants-vs-zombies-gif-9647095

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sun-light-power-kitty-gif-23715814

[weak jackal]

BACK TF UP

[sage otter]

It's just the local crackhead

Feed him a bowl of catfood he'll leave

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bVeho.gif

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bpVKG.gif

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/pvz-plants-vs-zombies-gif-24122604

[ruby minnow]

@weak jackal What is your opinion on my pronouns

i think they are real cool you should check it out

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439519668819066880/1071570281933582367/23ba8a27683d94282f53cfd97242706414359ebc8d40babf7befb85bbca0df84.webm

[weak jackal]

very cool

thinking of maybe using all of them

would be funny

https://i.redd.it/gy3nx1o36j7b1.jpg

[grim sluice]

astral pronouns

[weak jackal]

I am even plantier

hang on i'll take a photo of my cacti babies

time to go outside

it is 11c outside

[sturdy copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603860039337377792/1121535042699665520/1687236407863.mp4

[solar obsidian]

[crimson flame]

finally, i can power this gaming rig

[weak jackal]

I'm sure they're having a party down there

and not dead

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-nuke-apocalypse-meme-gif-9579985

[solar obsidian]

where is davy jones

[weak jackal]

Spongebob

[steady trellis]

its already confirmed

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/nudo-del-mono-spongebob-monkey-knot-gif-14425703

[weak jackal]

party :o

[steady trellis]

implosion of the vessel

[weak jackal]

i know i was just being oblivious on purpose

[grim sluice]

At least it was quick.

[steady trellis]

squish

[weak jackal]

yeah they got turned into goo in a microsecond

because the hull wasn't even that strong it would of turned into shrapnel

Not a bad way to go

didn't even know they were in danger

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/959621358596284416/1090420170146713732/LEU51M8xKawbN2pb.mp4

[weak jackal]

i don't know anything about vtubers

all i know is the dog and cat are gay for eachother

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-vtuber-vtubers-korone-inugami-korone-gif-22506441

[weak jackal]

them

<3

oh and this

eekum bokum

[fading shuttle]

did you know that the dog (korone) is almost 40 irl

[solar obsidian]

why do they all look like children?

[fading shuttle]

why are you thinking about children?

[solar obsidian]

because they look like them

[weak jackal]

jerma age

[fading shuttle]

yeah

[final cedar]

ok this is epic

eekum bokum

fukken lolled

[grim sluice]

Oh damn, when was that revealed?

[weak jackal]

eekum bokum

[fading shuttle]

nah people just managed to find who the person playing korone was through old vids

[grim sluice]

eekum bokum

[weak jackal]

Eekum bokum

brainfart stardew valley co-op game when

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/CufA0m37Yo8

[fading shuttle]

farming game bad

[weak jackal]

nuh uh

[fading shuttle]

curseforge has been cleared

mods can be downloaded for minecraft again

[final cedar]

don't tempt me beh

[weak jackal]

haley stardew valley my beloved

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-valley-haley-gif-23050236

[final cedar]

I'll mine all the gay rocks

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/me-explaining-to-the-discord-why-haley-is-the-best-stardew-valley-girl-gif-17171747

[weak jackal]

STEVEN UNIVERSE?!

okay chat

should i go make a fuckton of toast

[modest shoal]

make 20 slices of toast

[weak jackal]

4 slices of toast

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bDPJ6.gif

[weak jackal]

with vegemite

[weak jackal]

me if i were a rock

[fleet silo]

I have a hero complex irl so the thought of helping Penny and her mom out of the economic state they are in is exactly my shit

[final cedar]

hollow?

[plucky void]

WE'RE RICH

[plucky void]

and gae

[weak jackal]

nice

[swift scarab]

I don’t think I have the patience for stardew

[final cedar]

ge rocc

[weak jackal]

I just think Haley is cute and watching her go from mean to nice is like

i put her through a character arc

and then whe nshe says she likes the smell of dirt from spending so much time with you (the farmer)

i blush so hard

[fleet silo]

The alcoholic dude's character arc is awesome as fuck too

Sean? Shane?

[weak jackal]

I never talked to him ever

he just kept being a dick to me

[swift scarab]

Insert Irish man name here

[weak jackal]

so i left him alone to his alcoholism

[fleet silo]

Hehehehe

[somber warren]

Hotel room with AC is the Shit. Got nice 19 c going
Fuck yeah

[fleet silo]

Holy fuck this hotel room is nice af

[swift scarab]

Hotel ACs are either broken, or capable of creating the arctic blast

[fleet silo]

Crank that shit DEAD

[somber warren]

19c is max sadly

[fading shuttle]

shit this planet looks almost normal

[fleet silo]

Sad, well enjoy the cold air

[fleet silo]

Try n find a Terran planet

[final cedar]

land to get the buttplug giraffes to spawn in

[somber warren]

The food is cheap af too. I ate pork fillet at a 3 Star restaurant

10 bucks

[final cedar]

3 star out of how many?

[somber warren]

5

[final cedar]

that'd be borderline food poisoning here

[somber warren]

It was soo fucking good

[final cedar]

[somber warren]

So tender

[final cedar]

then why only 3 star rating

[fading shuttle]

this is about as close as i can get to one, doesnt have any hazards, hell it even has an atmosphere

[somber warren]

I dunno maybe you need like caviar and stuff Like that

[final cedar]

wait. Are you talking those george michael stars?

[somber warren]

Nono the michelin stars

[final cedar]

yeah those

oh

I though like a yelp rating

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/hitsujigoods/status/1671986580024881155

Hitsuji 🐑 (@hitsujigoods)

https://t.co/aYqYkILMf7

Twitter · Jun 22, 2023, 9:00 PM

new dog comic just dropped

hot off the press

[somber warren]

Not fucking Google rewiew stars

[lusty sonnet]

3 out of 5 michelin stars?

[somber warren]

Ye

[final cedar]

and 10$ food

this doesn't compute

[lusty sonnet]

boi

[somber warren]

Welcome to poland

[final cedar]

ooh

sweet

[lusty sonnet]

i think you're confusing restaurant michelin stars with hotel stars

[somber warren]

Maybe, i will investigate tomorrow

[lusty sonnet]

i'm like 99% sure

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/57k69bq3ei7b1.jpg

[fading shuttle]

gotta have style

[somber warren]

Ok yeah your right

[lusty sonnet]

ofc i am

[somber warren]

Didn't know Hotel Stars was even a thing

[final cedar]

micheline man confirmed weeb

[somber warren]

Don't be to Happy about it you greek bastard

[lusty sonnet]

make me ya german bastard

[final cedar]

wait you greek?

how come you didn't start war with syno yet

[somber warren]

I think He is actually dutch

[final cedar]

that makes sense

[lusty sonnet]

i'm actually not

Alice was the dutchie

[somber warren]

Swamp german

[lusty sonnet]

for real

hideous sounding language

[final cedar]

very thicc women though

[lusty sonnet]

ehh

tall women

[ruby minnow]

wait so what was the difference between dutch and german

[lusty sonnet]

the fucking clogs

[final cedar]

[somber warren]

I'd Hit that

[final cedar]

bet she can stomp butter real good

[lusty sonnet]

dutch doesn't have cases for nouns and German does

one of the differences that add depth to a language

[fading shuttle]

dutch is silly

[somber warren]

Dutch is Just very drunk german

[fading shuttle]

not a real language

[final cedar]

it's like a bastard child of the anglosaxons and the germans

[lusty sonnet]

dutch is more yolo freestyle

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bvCHz.gif

[lusty sonnet]

too bad germans don't make good beer though

[final cedar]

english grammar, german pronounciation?

[somber warren]

Take that back

You mf