#🎪bruh-fart

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fleet silo
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Mfer I have carbon fiber on my car, had no idea it was good for deep sea travel

uncut obsidian
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true

lusty sonnet
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my attackers are Ace, Blitz and Zero. Defenders are Azami shotgun, Aruni and castle or Frost

uncut obsidian
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i hate my father

ruby minnow
fleet silo
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Eh, I didn't die in a pringles can 3k under the water. I'm going on vacation today. Let's hope there isn't a Vegas shooting part 2 coming up

uncut obsidian
lusty sonnet
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new OPs are fucking bloated with their kits

remote vine
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Only the originals were balanced

runic kernel
lusty sonnet
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fenrir be like: my gadget is a beeper that alerts you, can see it through walls and blinds the enemy

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also got like 5 of them

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also mp7

lusty sonnet
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bloated

plucky void
uncut obsidian
fleet silo
uncut obsidian
remote vine
quasi sundial
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so if I add a random playlist to my favorites in spotify, is there a way for me to add songs to it, if the playlist is not mine?

runic kernel
ruby minnow
edgy abyss
runic kernel
lusty sonnet
oblique spire
plucky void
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the heck is that

slim osprey
remote vine
oblique spire
fleet silo
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Anywho, I need to get ready to leave. Wish me luck. If you hear any news about a meteor headed for Las Vegas Nevada, don't @ me, it's probably for the best

plucky void
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get help maybe

fleet silo
narrow lotus
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brother i lose phone signal if i go in a field outside my city and this guy wants them to have signal at 6k+ under sea

slim osprey
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Pull out one of those phones that use satellite to communicate

somber warren
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Based

sturdy copper
fleet silo
uncut obsidian
sturdy copper
plucky void
sturdy copper
proud torrent
# sturdy copper

That dev was talking about a recent OCD diagnosis he got before the submarine stuff. Gonna be a wild next therapy session.

"Yeah you know how I was diagnosed for obsessing over thinking my anxious thoughts will have consequences? My horror game manifested itself into reality this week"

tribal rain
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ill be jesse guys

oblique spire
fleet silo
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Man, to think that 5 years from now a movie is going to come out about this submersible.

plucky void
proud torrent
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he is selling more copies/making some blood money off of it though

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gotta be some moral dillema there

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donate it to the people the greek coast guard keeps murdering

tulip ravine
plucky void
proud torrent
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the ones not murdered yet

plucky void
robust cove
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I can't believe David Szymański has seen the future and made iron lung after seeing the current events

oblique spire
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The reviews of Iron lung are funny ngl

robust cove
pastel quartz
oblique spire
pastel quartz
oblique spire
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He's not wrong

robust cove
solar coral
plucky void
# pastel quartz

friend of mine asked us whether he should watch Barbie or Oppenheimer
the decision was unanimous

plucky void
pastel quartz
runic kernel
solar coral
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operation afterglow lore

plucky void
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guys doin my boy Colonel Degtyarev dirty

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or is he still a major at unisg? I forgot lol

uncut obsidian
plucky void
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🤓 that's not the titanic

uncut obsidian
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in this episode the Homer's submarine runs out of oxygen 💀

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But he gets saved in the end

severe flicker
uncut obsidian
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i wonder how much money these people got to take a picture like that

oblique spire
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Bro

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it's fucking Homer

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The Homer makes it sound like some wachy tech product out of azerbaijan skull4k

solar obsidian
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gta 5 has submarines. madirex, time to roleplay

uncut obsidian
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?

oblique spire
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"The homers"

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Someone force this mf to watch an episode of simpsons

stone lily
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With The Homer The Simpson?

oblique spire
lusty sonnet
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knew that one was coming

uncut obsidian
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thus it was the Homers submarine

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I don't understand you

lusty sonnet
stone lily
lusty sonnet
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fair enough tbh

oblique spire
high brook
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Gatito

stone blade
lusty sonnet
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llama having a mental breakdown rn

dreamy flaxBOT
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kekpoint @pastel quartz (Floridaman#5352) has been muted for 3 days for reason: DM-ing a user and being toxic after 5 days , what kind of a weirdo are you?

oblique spire
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fucked

oblique spire
high brook
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Damn

oblique spire
stone blade
lusty sonnet
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the Floridas man

stone blade
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movin on

plucky void
stone blade
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I finally won in league

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jesus

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rengar is so stupid

lusty sonnet
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bronze elo life

stone blade
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it wasnt ranked

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it was a normal

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Where my mmr is gold

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for some reason

severe flicker
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FUN

stone blade
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these submarine memes kinda dogshit already

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@runic kernel give me the daily cat

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please

swift scarab
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Imagine that, the meme about a horrible event that coincides with a game has bad memes

severe flicker
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wasnt the ceo on the sub?

stone blade
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bro who cares about some rich people dying

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they do that constantly

swift scarab
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I didn’t even care that they were rich

severe flicker
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just asking

swift scarab
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Still sucks

pastel quartz
severe flicker
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wasnt he always complaining that the regulation were too strict?

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then choked on his words?

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literally

swift scarab
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The CEO was an idiot that cut corners in any way possible

plucky void
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"safety just is pure waste"

severe flicker
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lmao

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omfg

solar obsidian
severe flicker
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parents when you dont wanna do something

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(completely irrelevant tangent by them)

swift scarab
oblique spire
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p!cat

foggy mantleBOT
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fair scaffold
# pastel quartz

wait, I have not been paying attention to this whole thing at all, was this fucking sub being piloted with an xbox controller?

sage otter
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Close

pastel quartz
stone blade
sage otter
stone blade
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ok but a cute one

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wtf is this rat

runic kernel
sage otter
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Wym

pastel quartz
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Man whaddahell is dis

pastel quartz
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They couldn't even get a good one

stone blade
pastel quartz
sage otter
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Gotta cut $20 on a cheap controller to make a bigger profit

runic kernel
severe flicker
sage otter
misty onyx
uncut obsidian
solar obsidian
ruby minnow
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"Mordecai and Rigby the controller that is controlling the sub is broken and we are losing oxygen now i need you 2 to fix this or you are fired"

plucky void
stone blade
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them nipples hard like pencil erasers

devout night
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We love getting 3 hours of sleep tired

sage otter
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Gotta nibble on it to pilot the thing

narrow lotus
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next time they should use kinect

devout night
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Hello brain fart, it me, ya boy

fleet silo
uncut obsidian
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These memes are golden

swift scarab
ruby minnow
pastel quartz
devout night
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I crave violence

sage otter
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4 humans panicking and sucking up all the oxygen

runic kernel
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Hi Anomalous Bread

ruby minnow
devout night
fair scaffold
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Someone please explain this fucking titanic sub shit to me? I don't wanna feed MSM websites with my clicks

plucky void
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people paid 250k USD for a ticket to go on this trip

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and the sub has been lost for a few days already

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they dead.

mint mist
uncut obsidian
severe flicker
sage otter
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Shitty company charges 250k for a tour in a shitty sub with no security, then faces the consequences

mint mist
plucky void
devout night
severe flicker
pastel quartz
oblique spire
devout night
ruby minnow
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gen z is pretty autistic and loves nazis for some odd reason

fair scaffold
pastel quartz
ruby minnow
swift scarab
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Although anything’s possible

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Its like every middle and high schooler ever drawing that fancy S shape in class textbooks

dreamy flaxBOT
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Warned nobody_no.one for: no nazi symbols, even in memes
Warning: 2

severe flicker
runic kernel
severe flicker
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heavy is right

split canyonBOT
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sage otter
ruby minnow
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and there is actually a 20 meter sea monster

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coming to eat you

swift scarab
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I need to get subnautica eventually

runic kernel
severe flicker
devout night
pastel quartz
ruby minnow
devout night
plucky void
ruby minnow
devout night
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Listen some WT players are based

swift scarab
# pastel quartz

I like how the only videos to go with that meme are cursed fat discord mods, or femboys

devout night
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Specifically the one's who leak government documents kekw

oblique spire
devout night
ruby minnow
devout night
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Hi Llama!

oblique spire
oblique spire
heavy halo
devout night
devout night
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Good lord Mwadi

swift scarab
devout night
heavy halo
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Hai mwadiii :333

uncut obsidian
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hii

swift scarab
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Dammit

devout night
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Anyway have fun brainfarters

ruby minnow
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this proves PC is better then console

devout night
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I must leave this place

ruby minnow
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if they had a mouse and keyboard they would be able to survivee

pastel quartz
fleet silo
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Oceangate Expedition lost communication with its deep diving 5-person submarine on June 18th 2023 while transiting submerged to the Titanic wreck site. 5 people onboard were: Stockton Rush, PH Nargeolet, Shahzada Dawood, Suleman Dawood, and Hamish Harding.
In this video I describe the incident in detail. I review the construction, design and sy...

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swift scarab
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Sped up markiplier is always funny

ruby minnow
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man imagine if there was really leviathans in the ocean just like subnautica

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that shit would be scary

swift scarab
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We have deep ocean sharks, close enough

ruby minnow
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well they are not that large tho

oblique spire
ruby minnow
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and 2 of the large sharks in the ocean are not even hostile to humans

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they feed off of small life forms in the ocean

pastel quartz
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my friend send me this

solar obsidian
swift scarab
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20, why do you care

ruby minnow
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20 and cannot even legally drink

swift scarab
ruby minnow
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imma quit drinking at 20 frr

toxic sundial
sage otter
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Dw while Syno’s simping a girl at the bar you can enjoy the shooting range @swift scarab

tribal rain
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a couple hours left till these submarine guys die

swift scarab
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Bullets are expensive, nice try

ruby minnow
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and we got shooting ranges here too

sage otter
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Dude you live in the states you can get 5.56 from your neighbors I bet

toxic sundial
swift scarab
sage otter
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Depends on your state ig

solar obsidian
tribal rain
uncut obsidian
runic kernel
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Goodnight brainfart

swift scarab
sage otter
toxic sundial
ruby minnow
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well those guys are dead

toxic sundial
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That is even assuming they were just lost and didn't experience rapid compression inside the cabin

swift scarab
tribal rain
ruby minnow
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what sacrifice bro?

ruby minnow
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there was no sacrifice to be remembered

swift scarab
sage otter
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They prob died a while ago, all it needs is a underwater current and you’re dropping way past the sub’s pressure limit and you implode

toxic sundial
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The hull of their sub was made of a carbon fiber titanium alloy. While very strong should it fail it would do so catastrophically (ie explode into a million pieces). The rescue teams are searching for a submarine but really they should be looking for shards.

uncut obsidian
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I'm pretty sure they died the moment the submarine reached 2000m

uncut obsidian
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It was designed for 1500m max

toxic sundial
fleet silo
tribal rain
swift scarab
swift scarab
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A round individual

toxic sundial
uncut obsidian
narrow lotus
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you mean dragged to titanic

ruby minnow
oblique spire
swift scarab
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Buenos dias fuckboy

sage otter
swift scarab
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ROCK AND STONE

oblique spire
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WERE RICH

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ROCK AND STONE

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WERE RICH

swift scarab
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MUSHROOM

plucky void
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WE'RE RICH

fleet silo
swift scarab
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Breh

toxic sundial
swift scarab
ashen salmon
solar obsidian
eager igloo
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Passed one subject's exercises wooo

sage otter
fleet silo
pastel quartz
plucky void
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then why you sending stuff in feet

swift scarab
tribal rain
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this motivated me to play some barotrauma

plucky void
solar obsidian
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hmmtakenote thank you

toxic sundial
eager igloo
swift scarab
oblique spire
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you fucker

ashen salmon
oblique spire
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♻️

pastel quartz
narrow lotus
# ashen salmon

imagine cheaping out on a tracking device but having torpedoes

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that would be peak american

mint mist
narrow lotus
oblique spire
toxic sundial
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There's no tracking devices that work at -12000

narrow lotus
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you would suck out the fucking co2

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literally die

plucky void
sage otter
tribal rain
narrow lotus
toxic sundial
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Not certain but I'm pretty sure sonar stopps working far before 12,000 feet under

narrow lotus
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they will literally wrap it off

ashen salmon
narrow lotus
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personally i also think the only reason they keep searching is to have leverage to sue the company after

swift scarab
narrow lotus
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to get their moeny cause they are rich af

swift scarab
fleet silo
ashen salmon
oblique spire
weak jackal
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hi

mint mist
plucky void
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also that magnum

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in that closed space

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dudes be deaf after that bang

swift scarab
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Being deaf was probably the least of their concerns

fleet silo
tribal rain
plucky void
tribal rain
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duhhhh

grizzled meadow
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I will deny it indeed because it's not true
The purge started because Madirex, instead of saying "stop" said "it's your fault for not stopping them"
So yeah

swift scarab
severe flicker
solar obsidian
grizzled meadow
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@lusty sonnet you will not deny my ping

plucky void
swift scarab
oblique spire
swift scarab
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Hmm nyes

oblique spire
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I didn't shoot

grizzled meadow
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Basically, yes

oblique spire
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same outcome

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except

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not deaf

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GG EZ

severe flicker
swift scarab
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Stop them, they’re boxing in the streets

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Why does the Mewderator role exist

wide gate
fleet silo
ruby minnow
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a new nickname idea comes whenever somebody types stupid shit about Falco

uncut obsidian
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Wasn't there like a brainfart lore book

swift scarab
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It’s in pins

solar obsidian
swift scarab
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Kek

severe flicker
swift scarab
solar obsidian
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by exiled i mean couldnt use brainfart*

swift scarab
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Reposting of lore book

ruby minnow
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Guys let me tell you a joke

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Bloodborne on PC

grizzled meadow
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Grok's idea

solar obsidian
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exiled from brainfart

swift scarab
ruby minnow
solar obsidian
pastel quartz
grizzled meadow
severe flicker
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O-O

grizzled meadow
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@fading shuttle

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Post the meme

ruby minnow
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certified racist

grizzled meadow
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And I'm gonna win

weak jackal
ruby minnow
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hamilton is a really good racist

weak jackal
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the broadway show?!

somber warren
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Polish drivers are horrible holy shit

wide gate
somber warren
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I am 10 minutes in poland, nearly died twice

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Next time Don't cheap out

oblique spire
plucky void
somber warren
oblique spire
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how many casualties

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friendly & enemy

severe flicker
ruby minnow
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i would change my banner but i am not a billionaire who will go to a submarine trip

somber warren
oblique spire
ruby minnow
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So yeah Dutyer is dead

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we couldn't hunt down the wendussy

wide gate
plucky void
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oh crap here we go with the meme folder dump again

uncut obsidian
ruby minnow
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i was going to change my banner to this then i remembered oh my nitro ended

uncut obsidian
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if only someone would gift me nitro

oblique spire
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No

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perish

lusty sonnet
uncut obsidian
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if only

lusty sonnet
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pure gaslighting trust me Delight

solar obsidian
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duality of man

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who to believe now

weak jackal
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me

solar obsidian
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🤝

weak jackal
grizzled meadow
uncut obsidian
lusty sonnet
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also @keen arrow

grizzled meadow
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I don't gift, kittens gift me

solar obsidian
unique night
somber warren
uncut obsidian
swift scarab
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No shit it’s old

uncut obsidian
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Ancient runes

grizzled meadow
lusty sonnet
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the old guard is gone

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only a few are left

grizzled meadow
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  • Crystal wrote me like yesterday
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👀

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It's coming back

lusty sonnet
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khaytiil and his 7 split personalities maybe

uncut obsidian
lusty sonnet
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it

grizzled meadow
swift scarab
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What’d crystal get banned for

solar obsidian
solar obsidian
heavy halo
uncut obsidian
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Wait nvm crystal just left the server

solar obsidian
ruby minnow
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she's 15?

solar obsidian
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also, he*

lusty sonnet
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it's like 14

ruby minnow
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then it was a different person

solar obsidian
uncut obsidian
lusty sonnet
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the age depends on what flavour of personality it was tbf

uncut obsidian
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I just realised that i never posted an actual selfie here

somber warren
lusty sonnet
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and what rocks were licked

heavy halo
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ive seen mwadi

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cutie patootie

solar obsidian
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he didnt leave the server

narrow lotus
ruby minnow
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he cannot enter brainfart i don't see the problem there

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who would willingly enter brainfart

heavy halo
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cough

somber warren
solar obsidian
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i was brought here at gun point

heavy halo
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And you stay at gunpoint

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You cant leave

solar obsidian
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yes

lusty sonnet
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nah you brought that upon yourself helper

heavy halo
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yeah u pinkie

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These damn pinkies grrr

ruby minnow
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they are brainwashing all the helpers and mods

final cedar
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bruh

ruby minnow
solar obsidian
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the discrimination madge

uncut obsidian
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Crystal was the person who told discord their real age

fleet silo
heavy halo
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yeah guys i have to admit im not 18

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Im 3 months

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(Im a neonatal kitten)

fleet silo
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Reported

heavy halo
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Nooo1!1!1!1

ruby minnow
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if it wasn't for me having unrestricted access to internet i would be happily living right now

lusty sonnet
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time to hate myself whilst playing siege

weak jackal
weak jackal
lusty sonnet
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also @grizzled meadow movie night when?

final cedar
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I see the sub memes hit brainfart

weak jackal
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and gridlock

lusty sonnet
lusty sonnet
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don't have thicclock yet

final cedar
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as a dom I find this utterly acceptable

weak jackal
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griddie is good

lusty sonnet
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next op on the list

weak jackal
heavy halo
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WHAT

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WHERE

weak jackal
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Nokk and frost were my favourites

final cedar
lusty sonnet
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fenrir just get nuked in picks&bans so fuck him for a few months

final cedar
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pizza pass denied

lusty sonnet
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Frosty is fun

weak jackal
final cedar
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you can have a little pizza

heavy halo
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can i hav some?

stone blade
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look at ornn's face

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now look at the bird

final cedar
stone blade
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the bird is the size of his eye

heavy halo
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Birb

stone blade
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wtf

uncut obsidian
heavy halo
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Is that ledys birb?!

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someone tel him his bird escaped

uncut obsidian
heavy halo
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Ah yes true true my fault

stone blade
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Ledy?

heavy halo
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Only moderatos to exist are falco and you

stone blade
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who is that

uncut obsidian
lusty sonnet
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*edy

heavy halo
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false

uncut obsidian
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When will aldo come back...

lusty sonnet
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f for Cat

weak jackal
heavy halo
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only moderator that exist is Chernobyl catboy

tribal rain
uncut obsidian
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writing a book?

lusty sonnet
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writing all of our names in a death note

solar obsidian
final cedar
tribal rain
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why cant he be online when writing a book tho, its not like hes writing 24/7 KekSkew

heavy halo
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hes writing the devils codex

solar obsidian
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he can write a book, but thats definitely not the reason why he left

final cedar
uncut obsidian
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that's what i remember

heavy halo
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oh wow

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thats pretty meowy

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:3

final cedar
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book? maybe he's writing a manifesto?

solar obsidian
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so aldo is ted?

heavy halo
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“How i lead the worst server as the best moderator”

solar obsidian
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omg and he died

final cedar
fleet silo
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Wish I could do that. I've got one light novel I am writing, and a book I've been working on. 🙂 hope his comes out well

heavy halo
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do you agree IM the best moderator

final cedar
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aldo being denied mod privileges circa 2023

heavy halo
uncut obsidian
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Bro's gonna come back and become an author that children will learn about on literature classes in a decade

tribal rain
heavy halo
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Okay im gonna go watch TWD

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Bai everyone

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Smooooch

plucky void
heavy halo
fleet silo
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Speaking of books, I read the first book in the Stormlight Archive... it's called "Way of Kings" by Brandon Sanderson... really cool read if you like fantasy

plucky void
solar obsidian
uncut obsidian
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biyiyeyie

tribal rain
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i think i found this somewherre in brainfart ♻️

heavy halo
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Thats not the walking dead

tribal rain
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njo talkin g to0 someone else

heavy halo
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oooh :3

final cedar
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...the modding of Stalker and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race...

plucky void
tribal rain
solar obsidian
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are you sure? really?

plucky void
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aight back to everspace

final cedar
# tribal rain (also i want this songs name <:KekSkew:1063221372844777542> )

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Here Comes The Cowboy

℗ 2019 Mac's Record Label

Released on: 2019-05-10

Studio Personnel, Engineer, Mixer, Producer: Mac DeMarco
Studio Personnel, Engineer, Mixer: Joe Santarpia
Studio Personnel, Mastering Engineer: David Ives
Composer Lyricist: Mac DeMarco

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plucky void
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apparently a naval probe located some wreckage that could belong to the... whatever that sub was

tribal rain
uncut obsidian
weak jackal
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Subway should release a titanic sub

sharp loom
weak jackal
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featuring 5 meatballs

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costs 250k

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and its sopping wet at the bottom of a bucket

uncut obsidian
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that submarine went missing like a day ago

weak jackal
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and just of like 3 ish hours ago its 100% out of air

sharp loom
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Yikes.

weak jackal
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but in reality they died like on sunday

tribal rain
sharp loom
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Well with any luck it imploded and it was instant.

weak jackal
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they only made it they made it down to about 1300 depth when the titanic was at like 4000

ruby minnow
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my man is giving orders

weak jackal
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sub hull wasn't even built for like 1000

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so they depressuresd and died instantly

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the whole "They only have so much air left!' was just the media milking it

uncut obsidian
weak jackal
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lost contact a little over an hour into the journey

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So they mega died

uncut obsidian
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my bet is that they died 15h+ ago, when going down

lusty sonnet
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my man combining meters and feet in 1 message

ruby minnow
oblique spire
uncut obsidian
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that thing imploded

sharp loom
weak jackal
amber marsh
oblique spire
lusty sonnet
ruby minnow
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@uncut obsidian tell us in non retarded numbers

uncut obsidian
weak jackal
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Started going down, sub was already in rough shape from previous voyages. Popped like a baloon getting crushed, they all died instantly, sunk to the bottom

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media plays up the whole "they have so much air left etc." thingy

plucky void
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money!

final cedar
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how much they paid?

weak jackal
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Like they lost contact barely an hour after they went under

uncut obsidian
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250k

weak jackal
final cedar
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lol

weak jackal
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5 people with 1 pilot

ruby minnow
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the masculine urge to make the people in my home believe that there are ghosts in the house

final cedar
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250k for underwater sea burial hmm

weak jackal
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so 4 people and 1 dude with a logitech controller

weak jackal
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its like a hairy humanoid blob shape

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likes opening my doors when i try and sleep

final cedar
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I thought this was some meme when I saw the seating arrangement

weak jackal
weak jackal
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It was the ultimate "Get into this thing if you want to die" type deal and they paid 250k for it

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1 window

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at the very front

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and its tiny

final cedar
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Byford Dolphin Accident

uncut obsidian
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they had an expert as their employee
the expert told them that this thing is a death trap
they fired him for being "uninspirational" and then sued him

sharp loom
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Really getting poetic vibes about this upside down story of Icarus. The "top echelon of society" becoming sustenance for bottom feeders.

weak jackal
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the dude who owned the sub said some really weird shit

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tried to hire young "inspirational" employees

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mate you're sending people down to the bottom of the ocean, not opening an art gallery

final cedar
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have ye seen the Five Deeps Expedition submarine?! It's insane how silly the suicide tube looked when you compare the two

weak jackal
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get some fucking engineers who know their shit

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god and the ballasts of the sub are so shoddy looking

final cedar
oblique spire
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please provide a picture

final cedar
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looks like a space shuttle

severe flicker
oblique spire
final cedar
weak jackal
uncut obsidian
sharp loom
weak jackal
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what'd be great if they find the sub and opening it up and there is 1 extra person on the inside

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6 people come out

uncut obsidian
weak jackal
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you're fired

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i'm gonna hire some dreamers

final cedar
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pressure rated for 36000 feet too, they went Mariana Trench

uncut obsidian
weak jackal
uncut obsidian
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The material the sub was built of probably just shattered and exploded

weak jackal
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maaaaybe a few bits and pieces of the dudes inside glued to the metal insides

uncut obsidian
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It's a bunch of small pieces all around the ocean now

severe flicker
final cedar
oblique spire
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depth unlimited

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uh huh

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Go on then

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Go to the fucking bottom

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No balls

final cedar
stone lily
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I'm sure there's an asterisk after "unlimited"

oblique spire
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Take a picture of the leviathan reaper while you're down there too

final cedar
sharp loom
final cedar
plucky void
weak jackal
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so at 9 atmoshperes being decompressed explosively to 1 atmopshere caused instant death

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Investigation by forensic pathologists determined that Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient and in the process of moving to secure the inner door, was forced through the crescent-shaped opening measuring 60 centimetres (24 in) long created by the jammed interior trunk door. With the escaping air and pressure, it included bisection of his thoracoabdominal cavity, which resulted in fragmentation of his body, followed by expulsion of all of the internal organs of his chest and abdomen, except the trachea and a section of small intestine, and of the thoracic spine. These were projected some distance, one section being found 10 metres (30 ft) vertically above the exterior pressure door.[3]: 95

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The titanic is sitting at 370 atmospheres

ornate tulip
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If barotrauma taught me anything, water is very good at squishing things.

zinc compass
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is made out titanium and "carbon fiber"

weak jackal
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one of the divers who died got sucked out of the room

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through a hole

narrow lotus
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US Coast Guard says a debris field was discovered within the search area by an rov near the titanic. Experts within the unified command are evaluating the information.

final cedar
narrow lotus
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Yeah so it blew up probably , on sunday

plucky void
narrow lotus
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So like a few hours after they went down , what do u expect from a tin can going 10x times the fucking depth limit

final cedar
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more like blew in kekcry

plucky void
fleet silo
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Guys I'm in the desert where they filled fallout new Vegas 😮

sharp loom
weak jackal
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this is at 9 atmospheres to one

final cedar
plucky void
weak jackal
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titanic is at 370

plucky void
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not a screenshot

weak jackal
final cedar
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Human sausage wokege

weak jackal
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Sucked through a cresent shaped hole

final cedar
weak jackal
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60 cm in diameter

final cedar
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🇹🇷

weak jackal
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and launched over 10 meters above the hole

final cedar
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crescent?

weak jackal
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in a fraction of a moment

weak jackal
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imagine a manhole cover not fully on the hole

final cedar
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like turkey moon?

weak jackal
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🌘

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door like this

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depressurisation accident

final cedar
weak jackal
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slurped through hole in an instant

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torn to pieces

final cedar
rancid iris
weak jackal
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yup

severe flicker
rancid iris
weak jackal
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most explosive decompressions happen with aircrafts

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rarely does it happen underwater

rancid iris
weak jackal
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lot more people in the air than under the water

rancid iris
final cedar
weak jackal
weak jackal
devout hull
weak jackal
devout hull
plucky void
rancid iris
rancid iris
narrow lotus
devout hull
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good one boss

ornate tulip
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Cue low intelligence specimen meme

ornate tulip
swift scarab
fleet silo
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Looks like a debris field was found in the search area for that submersible. F's in the chat

oblique spire
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gn brainfart

fleet silo
ornate tulip
swift scarab
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Current lore for Crystal

devout hull
final cedar
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mlg

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420

final cedar
devout hull
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noscope

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banvideogames

swift scarab
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What is this the 2010s

weak jackal
fleet silo
devout hull
weak jackal
final cedar
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blaze dease

weak jackal
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i'ma firing mah laser

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devout hull
ruby minnow
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advanced rock and stone

final cedar
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||skip to one minute if you got ADD||

sleek zinc
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sleek zinc
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This joke was Prophetic.

swift scarab
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April fools event my beloved

stone blade
sleek zinc
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Notch? More like fucking Notchtrodamus.

swift scarab
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Notch temple moment

sleek zinc
ruby minnow
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what the dog doin

sleek zinc
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Gauntlet cursor... my beloved.

weak jackal
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They gave the dog eyeliner

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just so you know its a girl dog

pine bison
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and earrings

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cant forget the earrings

sleek zinc
pine bison
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gotta make absolute sure its not just a boy dog with makeup

ruby minnow
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who knows how can a dog hold a darkin weapon

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but it just works

pine bison
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obviously

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how else would it hold it

ruby minnow
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the first skin that naafiri gets will be a skin turning her into a cat

sleek zinc
amber marsh
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Plus, we're all gonna be dead by then so who gives a shit

ruby minnow
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and when these news broke out i saw somee people on twitter say "oh its just an ad for the next titanic film"

amber marsh
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that's my grandchildrens problem

lusty sonnet
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You planning on having kids?

ruby minnow
lusty sonnet
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Dutch people aren't real

amber marsh
amber marsh
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but we'll see

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if I ever find a proper wife in this shitty society

lusty sonnet
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Marry falco

swift scarab
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TikToks not pulling any punches apparently

plucky void
weak jackal
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Reminds me of when on tiktok a schoolshooter had security cam footage of them trying to shoot people and all the comments were kisd from that school calling them a dork ass loser cause no one died and the shooter sucked

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bro they're still milking it

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I'm getting amber heard johnny depp trial flashbacks

amber marsh
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what was the game?

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with the sub in the blood sea?

uncut obsidian
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iron lung

final cedar
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masterpiece

fleet silo
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We can't be so lucky

crimson flame
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game was covered by jacob geller so yea quite obscure game but some people know it

weak jackal
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Made by new blood

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people behind faith dusk chop goblins etc.

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oh and that victorian thingy game

swift scarab
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It got popular once Markiplier made a video on it, and did an announcement saying he’s working on turning it into a movie

heavy halo
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AND I HIT A TARGET THROUGH A TELESCOPE THROUGH A TELESCOPE THROUGH A TELESCOPE

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:3

final cedar
heavy halo
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mrrp

fleet silo
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I want some fucking Carne asada fries

final cedar
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plant trees

fleet silo
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That's a cool idea. I like trees

heavy halo
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Lets all love lain!

final cedar
tulip ravine
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Hello all

final cedar
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