🎪bruh-fart

[runic kernel]

Hi Chimp Hi Menace

[grim sluice]

Howdy cat

[runic kernel]

Oh thank goodness

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439519668819066880/1121272980601831525/trenches.mov

[eager igloo]

Alo gatto

[lunar brook]

Greetings feline

[runic kernel]

Hi Kolerder Hi Nobody

[winged chasm]

Meanwhile i played the first few levels

Its fun

This made me chuckle

Playing on very hard cause you unlock tons of fun stuff with harder difficulties

[chilly bridge]

apparently rage mode isn't even that hard

it's just heavily movement based and reliance on knockdown exploiting

since you can grab really easily and turn enemies into free grenades

[narrow lotus]

Ahh back when my liver was younger than me

Good days

[oblique spire]

The time has come

I shall assault the soviet's HQ

I must bring out the best equipment

Blitzkrieg to the max

[narrow lotus]

Same we did to RP channel

[fading shuttle]

ew, wehraboo

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1094554761891676200/1119139962630180904/image.png

Actually I wonder if I can use MACE and do a US conquest

[narrow lotus]

Damn hot women in my area

https://tenor.com/view/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-fire-elemental-gif-3906158

[oblique spire]

Bro

what is with the US tanks and just fucking exploding at the slightest touch

[fading shuttle]

gotta hit that atronachussy

[runic kernel]

Hi llama Hi Ledy

[austere shadow]

Hello chat

[oblique spire]

ALO CATBOY ❤️

[runic kernel]

Hi kemek

[narrow lotus]

Helo

[solar obsidian]

hi there

[crimson flame]

why is the resolution so weird

[runic kernel]

Hi Delight Hi Voltaire

[heavy halo]

Hai catboy :3

[runic kernel]

Hi meowmachine

[crimson flame]

i forgot to crop

[heavy halo]

😟

He forgot to crop…

[heavy halo]

😥

[weak jackal]

of course mr.goodman

[runic kernel]

Hi Daniela

[oblique spire]

GG EZ

[solar obsidian]

p!cat hey hey

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[oblique spire]

now to try as the allies

but

not today

[crimson flame]

p!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[crimson flame]

oh my

[misty onyx]

what is this creature

[crimson flame]

la creatura

[oblique spire]

p!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[oblique spire]

p!cat

[dreamy flax]

Translated by @solar obsidian

:flag_it: **Italian** *(Italiano)*

la creatura

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

the creature

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[solar obsidian]

hmm yes

[oblique spire]

p!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[oblique spire]

Darth Vader cat fr fr

[misty onyx]

this guy is a member hussein’s republican guard

[heavy halo]

P!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[heavy halo]

that cat is not LISTENING

headphones not on his ears

[solar obsidian]

are mods online?

okay, no mods

[oblique spire]

NAHHHHHHHH

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/l0cfx25ugh7b1.png

[weak jackal]

[oblique spire]

A man looking for a rich man's wallet

he's definitely Romanian

[weak jackal]

no i'm australian

[heavy halo]

My tummy hurts :(

[oblique spire]

You are now Romanian

[oblique spire]

You are now also Romanian

[weak jackal]

YIPPEE

[oblique spire]

Mashallah

[zinc compass]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/901519812860198932/944870413815652452/caption.gif

[rare mica]

Modern day robin hood except the poor is me, i give money to myself

[oblique spire]

Real

[austere shadow]

Falco during the boykisser purge, circa 2023 not colorised

[lusty sonnet]

Falco vs Alice

[stone blade]

Hello

Good morning

to all

you freaks

❤️

[oblique spire]

ALO IVAN

❤️

[warm fossil]

look at this cat

[stone blade]

I have looked at this cat

what now

[warm fossil]

good, thank you for your cooperation

[severe linden]

you still playin tarky woodskov

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/qgzwx9pwgg7b1.jpg

https://i.redd.it/vo6cqrwzhh7b1.png

[stone blade]

Fk no

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/57k69bq3ei7b1.jpg

[severe linden]

hahaha nice

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697231914397859893/1121232780626513970/T-gjghgqbug2Bp79.mp4

[severe linden]

last i remember you and ledy where goonin it up before that hack reveal vid came out

[stone blade]

idk ratman

but what I do know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7fmD0ECXvw

is that this instrumental goes super hard

[solar obsidian]

wdym

[stone blade]

RIP king von

[heavy halo]

😭

[midnight tree]

me & who

[rare mica]

Plot twist, I'm actually Romanian.

[lusty sonnet]

falco and the femboy purge, it all started with Alice and falco's mixed feelings

writing a book about it

[lusty sonnet]

gonna be a bestseller

[rare mica]

If it works...

[solar obsidian]

@grizzled meadow would this be true?

[lusty sonnet]

he'll deny it

[chilly bridge]

it's bizarre to hear neco arc make actual human words instead of weird goblin noises

[stone blade]

wtf

[midnight tree]

answer my question, retard

[stone blade]

Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdHpktve7xc&list=PLhcrQAmKjXHotUiL7l-xRa26qgtiH55mI&index=5

dwarf metal is truly incredible

[solar obsidian]

[midnight tree]

you will never be a real dwarf

[stone blade]

I'm below 180

so yes

I will be

stfu

[stone blade]

@oblique spire https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1006908361314422936/redditsave.com_axaxaxaxaxaxxaxaxaxaxaxaxa-il0rmn8qytg91-220.mp4

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415600489338503182/1002831365810700399/redditsave.com_rule-8v8oq5aj2ge91.mp4

[stone blade]

loud =/= funny

[oblique spire]

real

[stone blade]

garbage

[chilly bridge]

knew it, no straight man wears that many rings

[chilly bridge]

he's bisexual at the bare minimum

[stone blade]

this is some of the best bans I have ever seen

ever

teammate wanted to play shaco support

but I banned his shaco beforehand

fucker didnt even hover

[solar obsidian]

[solar obsidian]

this is terrible

[narrow lotus]

How my dog sees the vacuum cleaner

[oblique spire]

A based individual recognizing the basedness of MW2

[solar obsidian]

[runic kernel]

3 stars im waiting

[oblique spire]

Trust me

you'll see them

[solar obsidian]

wtf lmao

fuckin'

every fantasy demon

[oblique spire]

you may even see the 3 starts tonight @runic kernel

[pastel quartz]

i knew a guy who could screech like that

[pastel quartz]

we'd break into abandonded buildings and he'd howl into the night

[solar obsidian]

@oblique spire is that mw2 100% discounted or bought?

[pastel quartz]

lowkey rarted lmao

[oblique spire]

100% discounted as in pirated?

No

Bought

was on sale

[solar obsidian]

i wonder if we could play coop spec ops with it

[oblique spire]

from $29 to $22

[oblique spire]

Possibly

there is the online mode

[solar obsidian]

shh, we cant talk about [redacted]

[oblique spire]

and I do need a partner to do 2 of the missions

[oblique spire]

oh yeah true [redacted] is bad

[solar obsidian]

how generous of them

[oblique spire]

fr

[nimble night]

You can still play Spec Ops. Default MP might net your Steam acc a game bann which just looks like a VAC ban on your acc

[solar obsidian]

i need to find a proper free version

[oblique spire]

gotta do these ones

which are coop only

[nimble night]

It more than likely wont co-op with Steam versions

[oblique spire]

On veteran ofc

[solar obsidian]

true

shit, i want to buy it

[nimble night]

At least not anymore. What you're going to be finding is a crack from 6+ years ago or more

[solar obsidian]

i love these games, therefore i want to buy them someday to pay respects, but its too expensive for me now

[nimble night]

Summer sale in less than 2 weeks more than likely

[oblique spire]

do it

do it

do it

give in

give in

give in

[solar obsidian]

i think ill buy mw2 if it would be 50% discounted

[nimble night]

Dont

[oblique spire]

The nostalgia trip is real

[nimble night]

its like full price still after 15 years

[solar obsidian]

i know

[oblique spire]

well

it's 25% off now

[solar obsidian]

i love activision, my favorite corporation

[oblique spire]

[solar obsidian]

next to nintendo

and

[oblique spire]

oh yeah TRUE

summer sale

might be 50% off then

[solar obsidian]

anyone who never properly discounts

[oblique spire]

then we can go through the nostalgia trip together

[solar obsidian]

[nimble night]

Even Steam has gone in the toilet these last like 6 years

[solar obsidian]

i can play old games that dont need gpu on my laptop

[solar obsidian]

mw2 works great

[nimble night]

Seasonal sales used to be legit as fuck. 90% off, rotating 4 hour deals to scam you out of money, it was great

Now its just the year-in-repeat of past sales

add to cart

[oblique spire]

[lusty sonnet]

1k for the sims with all dlc

bonkers

[oblique spire]

29th lets fucking goooo

[solar obsidian]

EA Games

my favorite corporation

sims is ea games, right?

[nimble night]

add to cart

[oblique spire]

I got all the OGs bro

all bangers

[lusty sonnet]

Add to cart, all 708

[restive bronze]

CUM

[solar obsidian]

[restive bronze]

POOP

[nimble night]

You ever just be sitting there at 4am thinking fuck im hungry why am I so hungry

Then you remember you preheated the oven for a pizza 5 hours ago but didnt put it in

Its been a week

[oblique spire]

"You'd be insane to even try this"

Is that a fucking challenge?

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doom-eternal-doom-slayer-gif-19215832

[nimble night]

C4 and claymore, hide in the building to your left with the tiny ally that leads to no where

easy

[oblique spire]

ez

[nimble night]

I was that dick playing MP with OMA and claymore C4

And I was goddamn good at it. You can dodge my claymore, you might even be able to shoot it

C4 baby

[eager igloo]

I feel out of touch fr

Prolly gonna spend an extra year at uni

And I don't think I care that much anymore

[solar obsidian]

doesnt it have a thumper? i remember seeing a video where a guy just shoots a grenade launcher in between the eyes and nose of a juggernaut to insta kill them.

[nimble night]

Yea that works too but you gotta get so close

[nimble night]

They punch for more dmg than bullets because

[oblique spire]

ye

[narrow lotus]

ALO

IS FF16 out?

[heavy peak]

ALO

[solar obsidian]

ale

[heavy peak]

Ebac nah

Pasiforai puse kilo 10 euro kainavo

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-swag-drugs-funny-gif-21063495

[solar obsidian]

man, i love how everyone is clowning on dumb millionaires

[robust cove]

*dead dumb millionaires

[chilly bridge]

there's only like two passangers I feel sorry for

[heavy peak]

Millionairen't

[pastel quartz]

oh has they died already

[jolly mango]

they have about an hour of oxygen left

[heavy peak]

For the past 12 hours?

[jolly mango]

https://twitter.com/TitanicO2Clock/status/1671805236703272960?cxt=HHwWgICxtaqAubMuAAAA

[narrow lotus]

i do not understand

[heavy peak]

!embedfail

[split canyon]

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[narrow lotus]

and this animal @heavy peak is speaking languages

goddamn you

[jolly mango]

it's text only won't embed like videos or gifs

[glad carbon]

yeeeaahh

90% off the 60$ game that should've been discounted to 5$ a couple years ago

[robust cove]

Maybe they just took the sub for a joyride

[lusty sonnet]

yeah on ps5 today

[jolly mango]

the thing probably already decompressed itself into the titanium cap

[narrow lotus]

cringe

where the fuck is the PC version

[jolly mango]

the 5 retards inside are meat in a big can of spam

[lusty sonnet]

6 months later

[narrow lotus]

cringe

[lusty sonnet]

i know

but fuck getting a ps5 for it

[narrow lotus]

yeah i wouldnt bother , i spent enough on my pc already

ehh its ok guys

[jolly mango]

one year until it releases anywhere else

[lusty sonnet]

i'll avoid spoilers for 6 months like i did with FF7:R

[narrow lotus]

ye its made in dragon dogma style so im interested in it

[lusty sonnet]

and DMC style

[oblique spire]

EZ

get fucked Juggernuts

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow

[lusty sonnet]

YoshiP is a legend

[jolly mango]

one year exclusivity period but they're taking their time with the port so it isn't shit

I expect 2025

[heavy peak]

@warm fossil

[lusty sonnet]

@heavy peak battlebit?

[oblique spire]

Ha, nice.

[heavy peak]

Work

[lusty sonnet]

oh yeah right

[warm fossil]

the Expert experience

[lusty sonnet]

got a meeting in 2 minutes as well

[weak jackal]

me at the parent teacher meeting

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/953964264400515092/1121184619908300840/355456866_577918701157623_8036211194612513585_n.png

[robust cove]

I remember being scared shitless of those missions as a kid, especially since I didn't read the description the first time

[placid sail]

very goog

[nimble night]

Oblivion was the first game where I time skipped. Started playing at 9am on a Saturday, next time I looked at the clock was past 9pm. I miss it.

@weak jackal

[oblique spire]

BRO SAME

The first time i encountered a juggernaut

I was fucking terrified

That music haunted me

[nimble night]

We saw that

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-gus-breaking-bad-gif-25966954

[tired girder]

I suddenly remembered that only memes can be posted here

[tired girder]

my bad lol

[fading shuttle]

he didnt post memes in here? BAN HIM, KILL HIM MR ELECTRIC

[tired girder]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meoooow-meow-trp-trp10-gif-18218658

[nimble night]

Im more curious as to why someone whos young enough to be using Discord is making Vietnam montages

[tired girder]

random hyperfixations on various historical events cause I'm autistic

[fading shuttle]

war is about cool people with guns

[livid pond]

boy do i have a good trip destination for you

[fading shuttle]

its just like tarkov you guys

[narrow lotus]

what do you guys do when u are bored

i sure hope you dont dive into a handmade submarine to see titanic

[solar obsidian]

nooo

why would we

[queen finch]

annoy my bf

[narrow lotus]

grandpa and uncle after 2 shots of homemade rakia

[fading shuttle]

wtf did anakin do to her man

[narrow lotus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QnWA1Lsl3A&ab_channel=ElliotUnleashed

it's actually this jump but yeah , anakin prob destroyed that pussy so goood it's numb

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-gif-26305089

[reef lark]

I annoy my favourite romanian friend

[fading shuttle]

anakin trying to smash padme

[narrow lotus]

He is using the force right?

......RIIIIGHT?

[fading shuttle]

[narrow lotus]

[crimson flame]

young people with nothing to do and lots of time to kill

[oblique spire]

Yeah the reason she didn't even feel any pussy pain because Anakin already fucked it up

Got him acting unwise

[reef lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946721308148920371/1121373578860965918/trim.0647188F-ECC0-4F36-9E60-F03AA5362A37.mp4.mp4

[pastel quartz]

@dreamy flax can you identify what anime this is from?

[fading shuttle]

@grizzled meadow loves these

[stone blade]

I got monster

and chips

life is good ❤️

[midnight tree]

drink some water, nerd

[stone blade]

no.

I will die at 32.

watch me hoe

[crimson flame]

piss big rocks

[midnight tree]

i'm going to give you a kidney stone

[stone blade]

ima piss whole mountains

[midnight tree]

i will shove pebbles into your urethra

inshallah your pisshole will be filled with gravel

[ruby minnow]

big boobs in a smal box

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/true-or-rubbish-gif-25237550

[stone blade]

the sound of the gods

[oblique spire]

bro

your kidney's would be worth $2.49

[stone blade]

yes.

and I will buy anotehr monsnter with it

[oblique spire]

drink some water bro

[stone blade]

[oblique spire]

then just sell one

and

[crimson flame]

i dont think he cares

[oblique spire]

buy more monster

[crimson flame]

yea honestly

[oblique spire]

then perish from your 1 kidney that failed

[crimson flame]

so we can see the effects faster

[oblique spire]

fr

1 kidney

like

20k or sum shit idk

that's alot of monster

[crimson flame]

i dont wanna wait 5-10 more years

[nimble night]

The sound of kidney stones

[crimson flame]

my dad doesnt even drink monster and he has kidney stones lmao

he just doesnt drink water that often

[oblique spire]

Good thing I only drink water

no energy drinks

my kidney's happy

[sturdy copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/883853944508522536/1121376225705865278/m2-res_480p.mp4

[lusty sonnet]

Hydrogang

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/father-garcia-faith-the-unholy-trinity-garcia-faith-grindset-gif-27507444

[stone blade]

yes.

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/neeko-gif-21051489

[robust cove]

Hi Ivan

[runic kernel]

Hi Pavlo Hi Ivan

[robust cove]

Hi Catboy 👋

[oblique spire]

This is probably one of my top 3 favorite missions in MW2

Exploit moment.

[real tinsel]

brainfart i have question

[runic kernel]

yes

[real tinsel]

is it unracist that i use the n-word way more than the average white person

possibly even the average black person

it isn't racist if i'm not using it on black people, no?

[ruby minnow]

does using "kys" often make you the grim reaper?/

[real tinsel]

i also use that often

[zinc compass]

https://tenor.com/view/cigar-smoking-smoke-back-off-gif-17958464

yes

in-game

[ruby minnow]

@stone blade

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1065385117398347837/1120886766929461289/C7200D14-2097-482D-92EC-41AC0F92D9E2.mov

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761464325951600/1121366303198949426/forgor.mov

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900583958176231556/1121249973711937706/twitter_1670765123391111169__1687216582962_blubblubblubblubblubblubblubblubblubblub_https_t_co_bqYgz.mp4

[stone blade]

So true

[wide gate]

hi

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/997054360754331689/1121376124220485692/mt3ibp8nkh7b1.webp

omg mezzy hi

mezzy no

[eager igloo]

Ugh I went too low in stickers

I'm gonna be sick

Discord got so cringe I can't even describe it proper

[dreamy flax]

Warned Meztinos#9020 for: don't post this nsfw bloodsucker shit here
Warning: 1

[solar obsidian]

lies

[real tinsel]

fucks sake ivan

i have this

[ruby minnow]

Aatrox the Nationalisit

[real tinsel]

wtf

[real tinsel]

man i wish this game had more shit to do after you finish it

by the time i had finished it i already had discovered everything so after finishing the story i had nothing else to do

[ruby minnow]

yeah

[real tinsel]

i got those greeny batteries and stared at them like "wtf do i need these for now"

[oblique spire]

Subnatica is so based

[real tinsel]

i had an entire chest dedicated to batteries so that i could travel without having to charge up

[oblique spire]

until you finish the game

[real tinsel]

i downloaded a mod that adds pretty much corporate slave bullshit

[sturdy copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092821227917279232/1121377778906976316/rapidsave.com_welcome_to_the_knight_cafe-fhlyy3pq9h7b11.mp4

[ruby minnow]

what you can do if you're bored

is

[real tinsel]

you get a bunch of new items and can turn the game into modded minecraft type thing where you build these things that harvest resources for you and you send the resources to your corporate for money

[ruby minnow]

reaper wrangling

[sturdy copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1045253799624851466/1121380101045637151/TikTok_7247269160718191915.mp4

[ruby minnow]

maybe ghost leviathan wrangling or dragon leviathan

then kill them

[real tinsel]

i killed all the killable creatures

also made a bunch of aquariums filled with pet fishies

[ruby minnow]

using leviathans as mounts is real fun tho

[real tinsel]

built a skyscraper for no reason at all

made a ship house

basically anything that can be done in that game

[ruby minnow]

what you can do after that is just

[real tinsel]

quit

[oblique spire]

what should I do at this current moment

[ruby minnow]

that's one thing

[ruby minnow]

but other then that

[real tinsel]

buy below zero

[ruby minnow]

you can listen to the voices and explore the void

[eager igloo]

Don't

[edgy abyss]

It's most likely too late now, their pda said OXYGEN over 2h ago

[real tinsel]

murder your neighbors that you don't like

do it with a piece of very sharp dry ice

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwDUlu9Tb-Y

[oblique spire]

Hmm

[stone blade]

GOES SUPER HARD

[ruby minnow]

below zero sucks if you compare it to the original tho

[real tinsel]

more features though

it has fucking road bikes

[oblique spire]

@runic kernel

2 of out 3 done

[ruby minnow]

that doesn't change it sucking

[oblique spire]

i've also done all the other ones

i only have like 5 more to do total

[ruby minnow]

i played the original for 140 hours

i could play below zero for only 12

[eager igloo]

True that

It's smaller, and to mask that everything is slower

Also land areas yuckies

[ruby minnow]

fans expecting sequel to have a bigger map with more content

smaller map with few extra content on the original

[eager igloo]

Although I liked those ice leviathans

[eager igloo]

Thank god

[ruby minnow]

lets hope subnautica 2 will be good

[chilly bridge]

it's just wild how they doubled down on dry land exploration when that was objectively the weakest part of subnautica

[eager igloo]

Will there even be subnautica 2

Subnautica above zero

[ruby minnow]

yes there will bee

it is confirmed by the devs themselves

there is a third subnautica game coming out

[lusty sonnet]

R6Siege 2 when?

[eager igloo]

Lovely, hope it will be better fr

[real tinsel]

what

good thing i did not waste my 6 dollars on that

i thought it's like huge as fuck

they marketed it as such

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1013407481441038346/1121400802561503292/83eaebcacaa9938d012c9af927466a8b.mp4

[ruby minnow]

check note inside submarine
"the window is sealed shut you gotta use an camera"

[real tinsel]

ahhh so subnautica bz has a condensed map

not a smaller map

[eager igloo]

That's the same thing

[real tinsel]

no dickhead

subnautica had a big ass map most of which was empty

you only found stuff 700-800 meters between each other

[eager igloo]

And it was a good thing

[real tinsel]

which made finding stuff quite frustrating honestly

[eager igloo]

Maybe for you

[real tinsel]

to each their own

i hated it in a way

[eager igloo]

I liked the vastness of the ocean, that was kinda the point

[real tinsel]

i am a busy man i've got places to be

there's a mod that removes all water in subnautica

[eager igloo]

Why are you playing video games even

[real tinsel]

i like them

recently i only play two games: mordhau and car mechanic simulator 2023

both fun games but mordhau is filled with sweatlords who make it annoying sometimes

[eager igloo]

But you are busy man

Games take time

[real tinsel]

yes i play for like 2 hours or something

[eager igloo]

Jealous

[real tinsel]

why

[crimson flame]

play a letsplay video

[eager igloo]

Didn't have time to play for a week again

[real tinsel]

nah don't like letsplays unless i know i'm never gonna play that game

[runic kernel]

[fleet silo]

My favorite fucking day at 0500, and I'm on vacation :S

https://tenor.com/view/sushichaeng-reaction-tired-tired-af-sleepy-gif-21021085

[eager igloo]

I'm waking up early when I have free time so I can play factorio and be insane

[eager igloo]

No longer

Now I'm curious what they'll find inside that sub

[oblique spire]

Skeletons

yes

you heard me

skeletons

[eager igloo]

Maybe they cannibalized each other

[oblique spire]

yes

[remote vine]

Probably dead people

[oblique spire]

and

[eager igloo]

If one killed the rest he still have plenty of oxygen

[oblique spire]

the skeletons will be arranged in funny poses

[runic kernel]

oh they way dead before
Thing probably been crushed

[eager igloo]

Aww

Boring

[chilly bridge]

fallout environmental skeletons

[fleet silo]

Keep that energy up gamer

[oblique spire]

Exactly

One with it's hand on it's crotch

2 others

in a sexual position, yet to be defined which one

[remote vine]

Imagine if they recorded their final moments with a phone and the phone is recovered

[oblique spire]

the other

holding a cigarette

[oblique spire]

real

[real tinsel]

not unless he threw away the corpses

[eager igloo]

Will there be hair brush in mailbox?

[eager igloo]

Fucking where

[fleet silo]

Man, my fucking girlfriend always does this thing where she makes fucking whack plans, and then tries to hold me to it like it's unobtainable, and then doesn't remember to do anything for herself

[real tinsel]

if he were to burn the corpses he'd be wasting more oxygen. His only option is either letting them live or killing them and putting them in vacuumed space

[chilly bridge]

again, fucking where

[fleet silo]

I'm sitting here getting my gear ready to go at fucking 5am, and she is passed out like a fucking bear in hibernation

[remote vine]

I like how the CEO thinks he’s being “innovative” by not testing his submarines for fatal flaws

[eager igloo]

Or eat them

[oblique spire]

Cannibalized them

[uncut obsidian]

Ok that's actually a good strat

Kill everyone to get more oxygen for yourself

[real tinsel]

even just putting them into a bigass plastic bag and releasing all air, then sealing it would work

[oblique spire]

real

[uncut obsidian]

I bet someone will create a movie out of this

[austere shadow]

Real

[oblique spire]

ofc

[remote vine]

Underwater Wendigo let’s fucking goooooo

[real tinsel]

by the what the fuck are you talking about

[oblique spire]

lets goooo

[real tinsel]

i seem to be missing a lot of context

i assumed this was all just some random brainfart scenario

[eager igloo]

How do you imagine he would get that stuff inside a drowned tin can

[fleet silo]

I damn near passed out. Holy fucking hell

[chilly bridge]

they lost contact with the sub for 5 hours during a test and still didn't install even the most basic of emergency contact beacons like a sonar ping

[austere shadow]

Why

[real tinsel]

tin cans are usually equipped with a ton of equipment to make sure both the insanely expensive tin can and the trained people in it survive

[chilly bridge]

yeah about that

[fleet silo]

I'm on like 4 hours of sleep, and doing gear prep to leave the house, no coffee yet. Shit nearly put me out I was laughing so hard

[oblique spire]

BRO THATS THE FUCKING CONTROLLER

[chilly bridge]

5 souls on board

[oblique spire]

AINT NO WAY

[eager igloo]

That thing was piloted using logitech controller, I doubt it

[remote vine]

Like the CEO thinks he’s just going for a jog around the neighborhood and not to the bottom of the literal ocean

[eager igloo]

Also a controller that is known to be fairly shit

[fleet silo]

Shits gonna pop like a Pringle can that far down bro

[real tinsel]

who came up with that retarded ass submarine

no wonder they're fish food

[fleet silo]

I'm going to say it again, they are fucking dead. Without a doubt dead as fuck

[chilly bridge]

iirc the rated crush depth for the sub was like 1100 feet, and where they were going was around 5000

and the shell was already buckled from a previous test

[remote vine]

James Cameron’s sub looks like a goddamn spaceship compared to the tin can they are currently trapped in

[fleet silo]

Mfer I have had tires explode on me for less reasons than that. This missions to get down there is 100% a corpse recovery mission

[chilly bridge]

their fucking ballasts was a pile of loose steel piping that they had to move around inside the sub to get it to tip and fall off

[remote vine]

It speaks to the intelligence of the 4 other members when the CEO was able to convince any of them to board that metal coffin

[chilly bridge]

long story short ceo was a serial corner cutter who thinks safety regulations are for dweebs

[fleet silo]

Literally, one of the most inhospitable places that earth had to offer, and takes more engineering than going to space to navigate safely, and they go with a pringles can submersible and about a frebreeze can of fucking air

[chilly bridge]

no scrubber either, so I'm betting that air got stale fast

[rare mica]

did they die?

[fleet silo]

How the fuck did we survive so long as a species

[chilly bridge]

"did they die" he asks

[fleet silo]

They are dead without a fucking doubt in my mind

[chilly bridge]

we haven't found them yet, but all signs point to "as a doornail"

[fleet silo]

You only get lucky 15 times in your life, and those fuckers burnt theirs like a candle when passing 2k depth

[remote vine]

There are literal suicide missions with a higher survival rate than this

[fleet silo]

You had a better chance of surviving a kamikaze strike. As the pilot.

[chilly bridge]

fuck man I was just about to say that

[fleet silo]

https://tenor.com/view/quick-draw-cowboy-gif-25170342

[chilly bridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1117736131535061103.gif?size=64

[fleet silo]

They are projected to be out of air in about 41 minutes by the way

[remote vine]

Only reason all 5 of them were on that sub is because they all had a death wish

[fleet silo]

That's probably not taking into factor that people panic and use much more oxygen 😋

[chilly bridge]

yep

that 96 hours means fuck all when there's 5 people freaking out

[fleet silo]

I mean shit, if someone lied to me and told me I could see the titanic in person I might go too, but I ain't going to bitch when the submersible looks like that

I'd know what I signed up for

[remote vine]

mfs were basically climbing Mount Everest in nothing but their booty shorts

[chilly bridge]

so if they weren't dead from being crumpled like a tin can by falling to the bottom of the ocean in a paper mache submersible, they probably asphyxiated hours or even days ago

[fleet silo]

"This'll work out just fine, I am rich afterall"

"What could go wrong?"

"Do you think Barotrauma is bad my skin?"

[chilly bridge]

it's just so wild that there's not even any good contact points on the sub in casse it needs to be towed

even if rescuers found and got to them in time, there's still a high chance they'd die before anyone could even tie a rope to their shitheap

[fleet silo]

I don't know a vehicle in service right now that could safely tow it... that'd be a very large ask

[oblique spire]

they can hear banging

which is an old recovery tactic i'm pretty sure

they use sonar or whatever the fuck

so they're in there, alive

But probably not for much longer

[remote vine]

Yeah they’re about as dead as the folks they went down to see

[chilly bridge]

it's just so wild, even if the CEO was a corner cutting fuck, 400$ could've probably saved their lives https://www.lambdamarine.com/PLB1-Personal-Locator-Beacon-p/os01.00001.htm

[eager igloo]

Also they paid $250k each

[fleet silo]

Eh, I've heard tales from old recovery experts sadly. I've heard recordings of what people call "banging" from wrecks, and it could be a lot of things.

[stone blade]

play normals to just play my champ and practice
gold and platinum players on the bot lane
bro what

[remote vine]

Like I am trying my hardest to feel bad but everything about that sub is just a glaring big red flag the size of Texas

[fleet silo]

My best guess, and I'm being dead honest- they most likely died during descent, no actual way that the joints didn't pop like popcorn kernels.

[chilly bridge]

yeah, my thoughts exactly

[fleet silo]

You're talking about increasing PSI on the ship exponentially

[oblique spire]

[eager igloo]

I doubt since this sub made successful descends

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/329759787896012802/1121411614835478558/image.png

[remote vine]

I think they lost contact close to the end of the trip so those mfs were alive until that point at least

[midnight cloud]

We talking about titan sub?

[fleet silo]

Just because you survive the impossible once, does not mean the 12th dive will do it again

[chilly bridge]

it's just hilarious how not only did they not have even the most basic search and rescue precautions onboard, but they were using fucking starlink over gps

[fleet silo]

Actually insane. "Experiece?" Naw mfer I'm looking for 😎

[chilly bridge]

billionares would rather jerk eachother off than keep themselves alive

[fleet silo]

Bro this entire thing is going to be a fucking awesome training manual for, "Tell me how they fucked up class."

[remote vine]

“Hey boss I don’t think this submarine is safe enough to survive the trip you have in mind”

“You’re fired”

[oblique spire]

Someone, please

[tulip ravine]

Hello

[remote vine]

You wouldn’t do this to your real friend

[fleet silo]

Hmmmmmm I'm going to vacation this morning... which for some reason means I can't play videogames? Girlfriend says I can't play warhunder

[chilly bridge]

you joke, but that's unironically what happened

[oblique spire]

all my friends already play it

[remote vine]

I know

[oblique spire]

I need more

[chilly bridge]

ceo would fire anyone who said this was a shitty idea

[fleet silo]

Lmfao. Well poseidon is about to fire him from this realm

If you think about it guys

I guess you could say

THAT CEO WAS REALLY OUT OF TOUCH

[oblique spire]

@uncut obsidian You

Play war thunder via my refrence link

please

[uncut obsidian]

This feels like when a villain in cartoon makes an unfunny joke, laughs at it, and his servants have to nervously laugh too to stay alive

[oblique spire]

I need free Golden Eagles

[uncut obsidian]

i deleted it a year ago, nk

[oblique spire]

fuck

[tulip ravine]

@uncut obsidian stinker

[oblique spire]

You

Br*tish man

they have your country in this lovely game called war thunder

Join via my referal link

NOW!

[mint mist]

omg hi

[oblique spire]

[eager igloo]

You

Cringe ass developer

[remote vine]

Holy shit

[eager igloo]

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[runic kernel]

Hi Usagi Hi Madi

[remote vine]

Hello boah

Ain’t no way bruh

[eager igloo]

THEY FUCKING BOLTED IT SHUT LMAOOO

"I assure you, our submarine is not a death trap and you will have great time, now here's your ticket, it will be 250 thousand dollars"

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/women-hahaha-women-memes-haha-gif-24926576

....if u dropped it there it must be there lmao blind idiot

[eager igloo]

That guy on 4chan asking why they can't just exit and swim to surface

[narrow lotus]

and then it's your average redneck that asks why couldnt they just swim back up

hahaha myshinka beat me to it

[eager igloo]

:p

[narrow lotus]

like literally those ppl my god

[remote vine]

Genuinely the most Darwin Award shit I have seen in a while

[eager igloo]

We only miss a change.org petition to help them

[remote vine]

Your honor these 5 gentlemen CLEARLY wanted to die

[narrow lotus]

they were 4

doubt they could fit 5

3 adults and one arab prince - billionaire 19 yr old son

[somber warren]

Man a Car with actual functioning AC is so nice

[remote vine]

I thought it’s 5 dudes ah well

[midnight tree]

they should've put an AC in the sub

fr

[somber warren]

Fr

[narrow lotus]

apparently they had a shitter

[runic kernel]

imagin ripping ass in there

[narrow lotus]

so thats a hidden W

[somber warren]

Its literally a pissbottle

[midnight tree]

yeah a bottle and some ziplock bags

[narrow lotus]

tho if that thing exploded from pressure

thats a shitty way to go literally

[somber warren]

Nah you ded instantly

You wouldn't feel a thing

[midnight tree]

one rip of an ass in there would kill

[narrow lotus]

Ye ik

if they ripped ass togheter the fart would have pulled the sub up

change my mind

[oblique spire]

Bro

[fading shuttle]

even if it wasnt bolted they still have no way to get out

[oblique spire]

imagine one of em at taco bell for lunch

They'd be dead just from that

[fading shuttle]

they got no suits, and no pressurising chamber

[oblique spire]

someone fucking tore ass

gone

mustard gas fr

[narrow lotus]

even at 1k depth i think its gg

without equipment

if they saw the titanic , they are at least 8k down or whatever

[remote vine]

The Byford Dolphin incident be like

[narrow lotus]

thats goodbye

[midnight tree]

wouldn't be surprised if the seal broke on it immediately and they have been dead this entire time

[somber warren]

For sure

[narrow lotus]

we barely have military and scientific equimpent to do dives like those desinged by top engineers

[fading shuttle]

they literally could have used their money to hire some actual proper commercial submarine for this shit, not the iron lung ripoff

[narrow lotus]

and these guys wanted to do that in a tin can controlled by a xbox controller

[runic kernel]

[remote vine]

For like a couple grand more they probably could’ve rented one from Cameron or Gaben

[narrow lotus]

Literally Gaben has a sub that can dive that deep i think

[remote vine]

Yep

You know shit’s fucked when the “yeah they got turned to paste immediately” is the better outcome

[fading shuttle]

i should watch cowboy bebop

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/mgr-gif-24804928

[fading shuttle]

never watched it

[ruby minnow]

"I should pay somebody 250k to ride in a underwater casket"

[runic kernel]

watch the netflix version

[fading shuttle]

ok

[runic kernel]

[wide gate]

https://tenor.com/view/spoingus-pass-the-tuna-down-gif-21178537

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-misinformation-toji-no-miko-kaoru-mashiko-gif-24078541

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1027016571773788313/1121408023487860816/petal_20230622_131455.mov

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1013407481441038346/1121422786699730965/c8cae9e1b92260bdda689ea61a06546f.mp4

[waxen lynx]

🤨

[zinc compass]

i love how people are making fun of rich people stuck 3000M down

[runic kernel]

yes

[runic kernel]

eat the rich

[zinc compass]

but they are lucky since you know they die while in thier sleep since no air

so is painless

[ruby minnow]

the reason why they are made fun of isn't because they are rich because they paid to be there

they probably didn't knew how unsafe was the sub tho

[proud torrent]

there's quality schadenfreude in some rich fuck wanting their special tourist attraction no one else gets and having a willy wonka ass death because it was duct taped together and controlled with what looks like a madcatz controller

https://vxtwitter.com/CatchUpFeed/status/1670981593228533760

[oblique spire]

wrong chat moment

[proud torrent]

get his ass

[runic kernel]

like US subs use xbox controlers
And these mf couldnt even get that

[ruby minnow]

wait why is there money in my steam account

i didn't sell anything

[proud torrent]

I would rather control some shit like that with kbm than a controller

[runic kernel]

taxes

[lusty sonnet]

it's a gift Syno

[ruby minnow]

oh my god

[eager igloo]

Xbox controllers are the best

[proud torrent]

imagine getting analog drift on some greasy controller flying a multimillion dollar plane

[remote vine]

The IRS are trying to frame you for tax evasion

[ruby minnow]

it fucking took the money from the c ard twice

i was buying something in siege

its the specific exact money

[lusty sonnet]

which skin now?

[ruby minnow]

multiple

[lusty sonnet]

o no

[ruby minnow]

specifically gun skins

so they are cheap

[runic kernel]

your first mistake giving money to ubisoft

[zinc compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/943976760377237554/1115727751127760946/who.webm

[lusty sonnet]

gun skins tho

[robust cove]

Correct

[edgy abyss]

https://i.imgur.com/BYto43u.jpeg

[lusty sonnet]

kind of thinking to get an Ace skin as he's a good solo op

for when teammates are being bots

[ruby minnow]

oh wait its just a bug

there is not actually money in my account

[oblique spire]

who the fuck is ace again

[proud torrent]

Imagine having video game cosmetics

[errant river]

https://youtu.be/IOJlweSfoNc

[proud torrent]

I could never

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/180720102033981440/869860680432484352/car.png

[remote vine]

The IRS giveth the IRS taketh away

[ruby minnow]

hard breacher in siege

[lusty sonnet]

the guy that can throw breaches on reinforced walls and has an AK12

[oblique spire]

Oh

that fucker

[remote vine]

Thermite better unfortunately

[oblique spire]

all my homies hate that fucker

Thatcher best

[lusty sonnet]

like the 4th main hard breacher

best overall hard breacher

[oblique spire]

wait no

thermite

[fleet silo]

Man, rich people get to die in all sorts of cool ways. First people to die at the titanic in like 60 years+

[oblique spire]

thermite is the og

[edgy abyss]

Breaking news! They found the Titan sub!

[fleet silo]

Next they are going to get turned into spaghetti in a black hole

[lusty sonnet]

best for big openings

[edgy abyss]

https://i.imgur.com/YsWbjTb.jpeg

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/jagered-rainbowsix-swat-triggered-gif-12786876

[plucky void]

people are weird and enjoy it when rich people die for some reason
I hope these people never get rich, otherwise it'd be awkward

[remote vine]

My man 🤝

[lusty sonnet]

ace is better if you don't want to get bandit-tricked

[oblique spire]

🤝

uhhhhh

my favorite ops are

Thermite

Thatcher

uh

whats the other fuckers name

the OGs

[plucky void]

FOOKIN LASER SIGHTS

[edgy abyss]

Blitz and Echo ❤️

[oblique spire]

🤝

[fleet silo]

Best thing I'd do if I made money was buy a better PC and guns, you ever see DemoRanch? That's my spirit animal

[runic kernel]

real players just ash rush and forget team play

[remote vine]

Have you looked at the sub they’re riding in

[ruby minnow]

@lusty sonnet rate the drip

[lusty sonnet]

smoke and mute?

[oblique spire]

Mute

[lusty sonnet]

aight that's hot

[oblique spire]

uh

wait

no

[oblique spire]

Mutes a defender ey

[ruby minnow]

thatcher says fookin laser sights

[runic kernel]

ur rank NOW

[fleet silo]

It's 7 minutes past the time of oxygen depletion (projected) in the submersible, "oceangate"

[ruby minnow]

unranked

[plucky void]

Gamma discord member is a gun nerd? Never woulda imagined

[lusty sonnet]

the viking headgear love it, i don't even have the bp

[ruby minnow]

for multiple seasons

[lusty sonnet]

copper 5

[fleet silo]

https://tenor.com/view/sh-quiet-india-indian-tiktok-gif-16906342

[lusty sonnet]

for the free 3 alpha packs

[remote vine]

Frost is probably the most fun defender. I got so many clutch kills with her

[plucky void]

yes, cue the "dumb ways to die" video
My point still stands

[lusty sonnet]

frost's gun sounds too good

[oblique spire]

SO

[plucky void]

ppl online have some weird boner about millionaires dying

[oblique spire]

Thatcher

Thermite

[runic kernel]

TnT

[oblique spire]

sledge

[lusty sonnet]

sledge?

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1013407481441038346/1121426296237469756/df47c43838d07b71537dbe317e969c5b.mp4

[lusty sonnet]

sledge

[oblique spire]

now for defenders

Tachanka

Doc for the kickass MP5

and stims

uh

[lusty sonnet]

castle?

[oblique spire]

Caviera

Pulse

[fleet silo]

Because, with all of that money you'd assume they had a modicum of common sense behind it, that's why it's insanely comical. the other part is that people die in wild ways 24/7 but it doesn't make international headlines. Know what does? Rich assholes lmao

[plucky void]

https://vxtwitter.com/StupidlygeniusK/status/1671630068672593923 we should be laughing at this motherfucking moron

[remote vine]

Rook is solid

[ruby minnow]

rock solid even

[oblique spire]

aaaand

Valkrie

for uh

Juan Deag.

[ruby minnow]

Mario is my main man

[uncut obsidian]

istg i heard my father speculating that i go out to have sex with women every day
he doesn't know that i have a job...

[fleet silo]

Carbon fiber and titanium

[plucky void]

panis et circenses
y'all eating the bread, but you're the clowns

[ruby minnow]

well he doesn't know you're gqy too

[edgy abyss]

https://i.imgur.com/PaEymTY.jpeg

[runic kernel]

i main bosg