🎪bruh-fart

[gusty willow]

LOL

[fleet silo]

NOOOOOO STOP PLEASE

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-slam-slam-desk-desk-slam-xqc-slam-gif-19145485

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/loki-this-guy-head-shake-gif-12591827

[misty onyx]

cross spord?

[fleet silo]

They've rejected my application to the helper role 3 times now, the last one they just posted a gif of a skeleton default dancing... what does that even mean

[golden stratus]

stab the enemy, shoot the enemy or shoot the enemy at the enemy...

[fleet silo]

WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT

[high meteor]

i despise this greatly

[tacit venture]

https://tenor.com/view/agatha-knights-chivalry-chivalry2-archer-gif-26199623

[fleet silo]

I'm scared of trains, but I wanna see if I can take a train ride somewhere for a vacation

[cosmic siren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1019049298748526714/1120863226167578674/Weebsexpectgoodwritingintheirnippontrash_0057a4f812b3e3b54d407161754c5418.mp4

[wet wave]

thats a spring roll

[fleet silo]

Don't be nice to people. Make em earn even a modicum of respect.

Treat people like shot constantly, that way if you ever are nice, people will instantly recognize it and remember it.

[fading shuttle]

oh no

payday 3 will have the exact same dlc policy

[fleet silo]

In reality don't do that, it doesn't work well for me in life

[fading shuttle]

and a cosmetic store

[fleet silo]

Lame ass fucking game idgaf

[grim sluice]

At least it doesn't get worse.... does it?

[fading shuttle]

it will also have tailor packs aswell

[wet wave]

they confirmed PD3 will have microtransactions

wouldnt say that would be a problem as long it was cosmetic and it paid for future support

[fading shuttle]

yes, alongside the payday 2 dlc policy

[wet wave]

but if that is indeed true, thats a big no from me

[fading shuttle]

it will have dlcs and a cosmetic store with its own currency

[cosmic siren]

payday not having pay to win weapons? Impossible!

[wet wave]

i mean

i remember when the community had an uproar over those safes

[cosmic siren]

that just gets rid of the pay in payday

[fading shuttle]

and apparently, it will also have tailor packs aswell?

how tf does that work with the cosmetics store

are they dlc packs or cosmetic store packs

[cosmic siren]

it doesn't, they are lying to you.

its obvious

all these triple A studios do now and days is just lie to your face

and then they release a shitty buggy mess

[fading shuttle]

overkill is not triple a

and i already expect that

[cosmic siren]

yeah, but it acts like it

don't get me wrong, payday 2 was good as hell

i've played it plenty

[wet wave]

that should go a pretty long way in the gravity of me saying that im prolly gonna stay away from 3

[cosmic siren]

but at the same time, it is like every sequel of a game in this day and age just gets worse and worse

[fading shuttle]

i dont think anyone that has played payday 2 expects them to release it stable, i was just hoping they would tone down the dlc shit

cus they mentioned they had a cosmetic store

[cosmic siren]

yeah, that dlc stuff

[fading shuttle]

and that got my hopes up that the dlc would be less pronounced then

[cosmic siren]

payday 2 and that 4 round rocket launcher that is meta with ammo bags?

or the flamethrower

or the platypus

or the broken ass crit builds you have to pay like 4.99 to get

[wet wave]

grinder was best perk tree pre nerf

changemymind

[cosmic siren]

i don't have to.

it is just fact

[wet wave]

i had so much fun with grinder

[cosmic siren]

im a scrub that runs muscle

[wet wave]

WHY DID THEY NERF IT FOR FUCK SAKE

[fading shuttle]

i wish grinder was useful

they nerfed it into the ground and then released shit like stoic

[wet wave]

AFTER ALL THIS TIME IM STILL SEETHING OVER IT

grinder actually rewarded skill

now its not even deathwish viable

[grim sluice]

Important question.
DID THEY FIX THE DRILLS

[wet wave]

probably not

core gameplay or somethin

[grim sluice]

Fucking things were always breaking in the game

[cosmic siren]

idc, i usually just beat the hell out of them with a wrench

ez

and then i just run uh

that one skill tree

that lets you revive people by screaming at them

and yeah

[wet wave]

GET THE FUCK UP

~some dude

[grim sluice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPZ7-pC33UY

[wet wave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pcy45MlI-lA

[high meteor]

i hope the cloakers are more terrifying in 3

i want to shit myself as they dropkick me

[wet wave]

i remember the days of me getting kicked when i would just murder everyone in the bank to do it stealth

they thought it deducted from the heist payout (it doesnt)

[high meteor]

it doesnt?

[wet wave]

it deducts from your spending

the murder's spending

[high meteor]

ah right

[plucky void]

https://fxtwitter.com/ILYSID007/status/1671291902694653952

[undone wave]

helpers pink

Armorer gang????

Health damage is for nerds

Bullets can't hurt you without your consent
just say no

[fading shuttle]

I love sicario

[undone wave]

We all know tag team is objectively the best

[fading shuttle]

No

[high meteor]

been a while since i seen these clips

[wet wave]

that was the anarchist meta back then

[fading shuttle]

They are classics

[gusty willow]

You sent them to the wrong person

@fleet silo do you even help in default?

@fleet silo i just went through 10 pages of your last messages and not one was in a support chat.

[tulip ravine]

Hello

[gusty willow]

[restive bronze]

look at all these subs that can already make it to the titanic safely.

[worn gulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1090546529724530768/1118998799348670585/Snapinsta.app_video_352466994_1905095336525216_6399052426893817229_n.mp4

[fleet silo]

Oh I usually jump in the install support voice chats. I like helping people, I keep forgetting we have a support text chat for default and modded lists. I should camp those more given how many things I've troubleshooted lol

I mostly hang in #🎪bruh-fart for text based stuff haha

[nimble night]

I love that this is the thing everyone is hung up on. They've been using Xbox 360 controllers to operate systems on US Navy submarines since like 2016

[plucky void]

clearly microsoft is superior compared to 3rd party sony controllers

[glad carbon]

this guy complained that "safety regulations were obscenely safe" lmao

those dudes are DEAD as hell

popped like a bubble underwater, not a chance they're just lost 400 miles off the coast or beached

[gusty willow]

I noticed

We fresh as fuck boyyyyy

[graceful osprey]

the number 4 is definitely copenhagen and seethenhagen

[graceful osprey]

"oi yo gota loisence for getting shanked???"

[hybrid hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/852979353594757170/1005294532587421728/received_1705087209874394.mp4

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/756110244362453014/1120909944472993832/slt5B0nGdseCNTuD.mov

[hybrid hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/469771659579097088/884981525697949747/video0.mp4

[errant magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675766819688153116/1120894393583423518/e52f423ffd224f9a577314e8c14fac4a3.mp4

[crimson flame]

the shape of the now-missing craft is so weird

uhhh, banana?

[oblique spire]

Banana

[minor cypress]

Spam sammich time.

[oblique spire]

Why

Explain why you chose to put spam in a fucking sandwich

[minor cypress]

Its tasty hurricane season comfort food. Especially when you get it nice and crispy. Looks horrendous but tasty

With a little bit of mustard and ketchup.

Plus we had like 3 cans that we needed to use bc hurricane prep food

[runic kernel]

Hi llama Hi Spacezoro

[fleet silo]

Which part?

[runic kernel]

Hi Bitkiller

[fleet silo]

Hello! Hope you are doing well, good to see ya.

[oblique spire]

Why would you choose cans of spam as prep food

Beans beans and more beans

[oblique spire]

ALO CATBOY ❤️ ❤️

[fleet silo]

Whats up Llama?

[oblique spire]

Not much

suffering in War thunder

[fleet silo]

I have yet to play a round of that game, but it does look neat

[oblique spire]

what the fuck

Usually I'm the one ahead

Who the fuck is time travelling

[fleet silo]

I blame Skom, dude is a time traveller

[oblique spire]

Yes.... Yes.... join us....

No clue

Some motherfucker is time travelling though

[fleet silo]

Lmao, I would IF I didn't just buy dave the diver

that game is super fucking chill

[oblique spire]

The 1-2 combo then

Download WT

want to kill yourself

then play dave the diver

[fleet silo]

I have enough cancer IMO.

[oblique spire]

fix your mental state

the 1-2 combo fr fr

This summer sale better hurry the fuck up

I WANT MY MIG-23ML

https://tenor.com/view/gib-gibs-milkers-apu-apustaja-hands-gif-14790740

[fleet silo]

If I am spending money, I am buying more warhammer 40k minis, OR I'm going to fix my fucking DRL bar on my car

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/hypnotize-dizzy-spinning-gif-17653652

ooooooooo you want to give me all your money oooooo

[fleet silo]

https://tenor.com/view/челбьёткартойпостолу-credit-card-shut-up-and-take-my-money-credit-card-smash-credit-card-meme-gif-24810924

[oblique spire]

Real

Clearly the best vehicle in War Thunder

Anyways

bye Bitkiller

back to slaving away.....

[fleet silo]

I am going to grind out some headshots in fuckin Halo Infinite

[minor cypress]

Because easily available and last eons. Not meant for actual long term prep, just "oh shit no power for a few days" food. Plus eons of hurricanes has kinda stockholmed me into liking it as a comfort food

[oblique spire]

Honestly just build a bunker under your house

and

do a fruit and veg room

be based

[minor cypress]

Ngl i didnt even notice it saying brainfart friday on a tuesday, because it is my Friday

Bunker. Under house. In state prone to hurricanes and flooding. Nah im good

[oblique spire]

Do flood prevention shit doofus

[lunar brook]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-loop-eating-always-a-bigger-fish-food-chain-gif-19720530

[minor cypress]

Bruh no one here even has basements, much less bunkers.

It would be cool af but not doable at all lol

[robust cove]

Gutenmorgen, I see that helpers finally have a unique colour

[minor cypress]

Instead i shall raise the house on stilts.

Observe

[robust cove]

Horrendous

[minor cypress]

Absolutely, but better stilts then flooded

[robust cove]

True

[minor cypress]

Until hurricane winds blow that shit over

[oblique spire]

Pavlo

Shit yourself

NOW

[robust cove]

halloooo Llama

No

[oblique spire]

Shit yourself

[robust cove]

Okay, I will shit yourself

[minor cypress]

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

God what unhinged coomer made that meme format

[robust cove]

I think that's just profound retardation, not a meme

[oblique spire]

Oh god I feel so bad

Me and the lads in War Thunder just steamrolled the enemies and played around with the last jet which had the maneuverability of a brick

I set him on fire and just said "Let him burn" as he slowly fell to his death

But then again

It was funny so i no longer feel bad

[inland jackal]

God that's a classic

[robust cove]

Cartel level cruelty bruh

[oblique spire]

Fr

I'll be able to get the replay after this next match

it was rather funny

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/170191008775143424/1120678585582235728/VID_20230620_135721_845.mp4

[weak jackal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FzHgyImacAEmBvk?format=jpg&name=small

[oblique spire]

@robust cove Found the replay

True cartel level torture

[robust cove]

shoots the parachute too

[oblique spire]

If I had ammo i would've lel

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/hglrgef0y67b1.jpg

https://i.redd.it/nj5cq0tpi87b1.jpg

[hot snow]

why is it brainfart friday

it's wednesday

[weak jackal]

no its friday

[hot snow]

it's not friday

you're not pulling a schitzo moment on me

i am looking at the date right now

[pastel quartz]

its saturday dumbass

[robust cove]

It's literally monday

[eager igloo]

? I thought it's logsday

[weak jackal]

Wow thanks terry

put it in reverse Terry

[lunar brook]

Face reveal, real

Also im pink now

Helpers are giga-mega-gay now

Intentional

[eager igloo]

Deserved

[weak jackal]

I helped people in the help channel and few of them said i should get the help role

I was given the dev role instead

then it got removed after 30 minutes and i was left just how i started

[lunar brook]

That was me btw

I gave it to you

[weak jackal]

I miss my shiny name

[lunar brook]

The Anomaly dev

[weak jackal]

thanks for the shiny name

Thanks for the gold kind stranger

[lunar brook]

Well, just for your insane contribution to the amount of cool shitposts

I bestow upon you

Drum rolls

Thunder

[weak jackal]

omg drum rolls

[lunar brook]

This

THIS

[weak jackal]

THUNDER?

[lunar brook]

MUTE

No im kidding

THIS

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/lightning-hit-gif-10891793

I am powered up

[lunar brook]

You are very barack

For like 1 minute

Until a mod protests

[weak jackal]

Excellent

with this new power i'm gonna leave my computer and go do some dishwashing

[lunar brook]

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-re4-resident-evil4-dead-chat-dead-chat-xd-gif-21897820

[lunar brook]

Finally, they said it could't be done

[weak jackal]

Finally

oooh the name colour syncs with my pfp nicely

glittering gold

[lunar brook]

Yeah, just travel back in time and develop Anomaly

You can keep it forever

real

on god

Lmao you're the only anomaly dev online on the right

[eager igloo]

@weak jackal

[weak jackal]

okay i'm back

[weak jackal]

"Okay so we're gonna watch She-ra"

I'm blue once more

A fleeting moment

RED

[lunar brook]

You're reael dangerous now

Monkas

[robust cove]

I think it's a nice colour

[weak jackal]

Hey guys its me

I'm a dev for dark signal

The gay sex patch will be going live within the next 3 hour

[lunar brook]

Yep, dark signal

[robust cove]

Hi Daddy Dev

[lunar brook]

Btw if you at any point see a hidden channel appear, dont type in there

I WILL get fired

[robust cove]

[weak jackal]

our little secret

too late i've already befriended every dev

[robust cove]

Ohhhh

[lunar brook]

Ok, that wasn't me who undid it

[weak jackal]

We're throwing a birthday party

[lunar brook]

I AM getting fired

In the process

[weak jackal]

And YOU'RE invited

[lunar brook]

Currently

[robust cove]

[weak jackal]

I took screenshots so i could relive my memories over and over again

I have so many brainfart screenshots

[robust cove]

I will never forget you Kolerder, too bad you have to be publicly executed now

[weak jackal]

Rip funny pink fella

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-merde-shit-chier-nervous-gif-21201350

me watching Kolerder getting taken out back

[lunar brook]

Its a shame i am about to be eaten alive by Daniela as a punishment

[weak jackal]

By allah you shall be vored

[robust cove]

Punishment?

[lunar brook]

Yeah i didnt get this part either

[lunar brook]

me and who

[robust cove]

Me and my brain

[weak jackal]

couple goals

[lunar brook]

I like how the emotes people used this opportunity to spell Garfield

I also like how they keep thinking brainfart exile is a punishment to you lol

[weak jackal]

I didn't even get exiled

empty threats

My ego grows

[robust cove]

The virus spreads

[weak jackal]

How to get big balls in only 5 minutes

[lunar brook]

Surely the next color won't be gray

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-skull-middle-finger-gif-13445486

me getting all my roles revoked

[grizzled meadow]

No more Anomaly dev

[pastel quartz]

Falco

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-let-me-out-gif-18252480

[grizzled meadow]

Why are you in

[pastel quartz]

I asked for meme role

[heavy peak]

Pinged grok, asked for meme role

[robust cove]

Who let thy in

[pastel quartz]

(no one told me it locks you out of stalker channels)

[robust cove]

[weak jackal]

He's gonna break me like spaghetti

Pavlo with the lip bite emote

[robust cove]

[weak jackal]

my man

[weak jackal]

For pridemonth my name changed to every colour in the rainbow

[lunar brook]

Wait, we have green for you

Its called newcomer-exile

[heavy peak]

[lunar brook]

You'll like it so much

[weak jackal]

GREEN

like grass

waow

[lunar brook]

Its just a bunch of trolls spreading misinformation

Youll finally touch it

[weak jackal]

The sludge consumes

[lunar brook]

I actually don't know if newcomer exile overwrites your role, it might not show up

[hot snow]

this server now classifies as an anomaly in time

[weak jackal]

surely not

[hot snow]

it is friday in this server but nowhere else

[lunar brook]

One might say its

Out of touch

Even

[weak jackal]

i'm out of time

[heavy peak]

Run before you get trapped in here

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/out-of-touch-out-of-touch-thursday-thursday-gif-18821670

[robust cove]

Out of grass

[hot snow]

out of touch with the space-time continuum

[weak jackal]

oh my goodness gracious!

[lunar brook]

Fake, british people don't sex

[weak jackal]

no its real

my mums british

and here i am

[pastel quartz]

how are more britihs people created then

[lunar brook]

You're brainfartian

[robust cove]

British people have been removed in the latest update

[lunar brook]

they divide

[hot snow]

they are plucked off the all-shanker

[weak jackal]

mitosis

[lunar brook]

like bacteria

[pastel quartz]

this inspired me to start asking noob questions in here as my way out but apparently there's no need

[weak jackal]

Strigoi youre free

you can leave

run

or you shall be baked soon

[robust cove]

LEAVE THIS WRETCHED PLACE

[lunar brook]

im pretty sure double exile would mean you can't type anywhere

[pastel quartz]

how can I be free when I'm a slave to my own desires..? no.. it is not so

[lunar brook]

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/very-soon-gif-26337167

[robust cove]

Daniela will add you to the recipe

[gusty willow]

Oi @fleet silo you call 8hrs enough time to be a helper?

[weak jackal]

ghost in the server

[lunar brook]

in the machine

[weak jackal]

which one

[robust cove]

The brainfart cake

[weak jackal]

I don't have a brainfart cake recipe

Just enchilada recipe

[gusty willow]

Why are we in Friday already?

[hot snow]

there's a thing called cake fart apparently

but I've never seen it

[robust cove]

Don't

[hot snow]

the server became a space-time anomaly overnight

[gusty willow]

I hear it's like lemon party

[hot snow]

i don't know what that is either

and I'm not looking it up

[robust cove]

I think this server is the next thug shaker central in the making

[gusty willow]

[hot snow]

noup

[hot snow]

it already is the next thug shaker central

[lunar brook]

As stated in discord rules you can do it, google rule 34 to learn more

[hot snow]

we just haven't leaked gov files yet

[oblique spire]

My condolences

[hot snow]

I've done that before

[lunar brook]

Don't worry, if i see another suggestion dude pull up night vision blueprints im shooting on sight

[robust cove]

@oblique spire where are your leaked military documents

[hot snow]

it was just a dumbass anime woman on the front page

[oblique spire]

I have none

[robust cove]

But you play war thunder?

[oblique spire]

Yes

[lunar brook]

Likely story

They give you them on registering

[robust cove]

[oblique spire]

Although i can get them

Let me just check the forums

[hot snow]

yet

[robust cove]

[oblique spire]

Found some

[gusty willow]

Damn reality hits hard

[hot snow]

post em

[oblique spire]

115 pages

[hot snow]

let's get on the news

[oblique spire]

F-15 documents

[hot snow]

every single page

[oblique spire]

(They're actually declassified)

[hot snow]

well that's not fun

anyone can get those

[oblique spire]

I wonder

[hot snow]

break into a government facility and get back to me

[oblique spire]

Should I fuck around and find out and post them anyway

[lunar brook]

If a see a pixel of a blueprint appear im airstriking your coordinates

[robust cove]

I can imagine newscasters talking about #🎪bruh-fart

[oblique spire]

So i'll take that as a do not post even though they're declassified

Good to know

[heavy peak]

Wha

Who changed it to friday?

[hot snow]

🟦

[heavy peak]

It's Wednesday lol

[hot snow]

this is one pixel

[lunar brook]

[hot snow]

i found it

[oblique spire]

Hey S5yn3T

[weak jackal]

Samantha's aboslutely banging cheesy enchilda mess recipe:

okay so for this recipe you're gonna need some things.
-500g of chicken (breast prefered) cut to your desired size

• A tablespoon of olive oil
• An entire zuchinni grated into a fine shredded mass
• Whole ass onion turned into a finely chopped mass
• 2 cups of mozzarella grated cheese (or your melting cheese of choice)
• A nice pinch or kosher salt
• 8 tortillas (storebought is good but make sure they aint too big, we arent making burritos here)
• 2 cups of sauce (Enchillada sauces vary so pick one you like, they're simple as)

Step 1: Pre-heat that mf oven to 180c fanforced while you warm up some oil in a frying pan (a good sized one)

Step 2: once its hot enough toss in the onion for like 3 minutes until it looks less shit

Step 3: Toss in chicken for 6ish minutes and brown it

Step 4: Toss in the zucchini and one cup of sauce for 3 minutes of pure simmering

Step 5: REMOVE FROM HEAT and add 1 cup of cheese, stir it all together and toss in the salt while doing so

Step 6: Add one large spoonful of the mixture to each tortilla and roll them up, facing them seam first down in an oiled metal baking tray

Step 7: Once all those babies are ready toss the last of the cheese and sauce on top, mix it over for an even coating

step 8: Throw them in the oven for 20-25 minutes (More cooking time = browner cheese coating)

Step 9: YOU DID IT YOU SERVE THEM UP AND EAT THEM WITH MAYBE SOME SOUR CREAM OR GUAC OR WHATEVER YOU DID IT YIPPEEE

heres my recipe

[lunar brook]

S5ynbly3T

[oblique spire]

25ynblynmgd3T

anyways

S5yn3T

Would I get banned for posting DECLASSIFIED military documents

[weak jackal]

post declassified recipes

[lunar brook]

At which point in this tutorial am i buwning awiwe

[robust cove]

Do you think mods care

[oblique spire]

[weak jackal]

Fun fact i set myself on fire making spaghetti once

[weak jackal]

Falcos spirit manifested and set me alight

[hot snow]

spaghetti doesn't even involve using fire

[weak jackal]

Tonight i will be making a pizza

[hot snow]

how did you manage that

[weak jackal]

uh i had to boil water and make da sauce

[fleet silo]

What're you talking about?

[lunar brook]

Let her cook

[weak jackal]

da stove incinerated me while making da sauce and stirring it

[hot snow]

with the fire underneath the pot?

[weak jackal]

tore my shirt off and threw it in the sink

[hot snow]

makes sense

[remote vine]

Kek

[pastel quartz]

wait waht is Daniels an actual women irl?

[robust cove]

Fuckin rookie, you gotta dodge the falco fireballs

[lunar brook]

No

[hot snow]

should've stolen my skin and used it then

[fleet silo]

What's poppin gamers?

[lunar brook]

That would be impossible

[weak jackal]

I need a fire resistance potion

[hot snow]

i am fire proof

[fleet silo]

Why is farming sim so fun haha

[lunar brook]

[oblique spire]

I should try to find Tiger H1/E documents

[weak jackal]

heres my recipe in an easy to read txt document

[remote vine]

Me if I’m German

[fleet silo]

Hell yeah I love HTML files

[lunar brook]

If theres no ascii porn at the bottom im not saving it

[hot snow]

i will actually try making this tonight maybe

[weak jackal]

YESSS

[hot snow]

thank you Daniela Ramsey

very cool

👍

[lunar brook]

Master Chief

[oblique spire]

Hmm

Can't find tiger documents

Probably because the germans most likely fucking cooked em all

[robust cove]

Why is it not possible

[lunar brook]

Gamer Girls aren't real dude

We live in a susiety

[pastel quartz]

true and real

[weak jackal]

Here’s the spaghetti I incinerated myself with

[fleet silo]

Bro that looks BOMB

[robust cove]

I have deleted all women

[weak jackal]

it fucked hard tbh

[pastel quartz]

fake you have to spell out your name with spaghetti to show you're actually the arsonist responsible for this

[oblique spire]

Oh boy i sure hope i don't find any classified military documents

[weak jackal]

Found a photo of the first time I made the enchiladas

Before i perfected the recipe

[spark wave]

God I do not envy the moderators in having to determine if something is declassified and unrestricted.

[hot snow]

that looks nice but I dont think I have access to like half the ingredients needed

cause romanians aren't a big fan of foreign food I guess

[weak jackal]

shame

[lunar brook]

Surely the mods won't just shoot you on sight just in case

[hot snow]

and I have never seen a taco in person in my entire life

[weak jackal]

Its not a taco its a tortilla

[spark wave]

Surely not

[hot snow]

either way I'm pretty sure ei don't have the thingy needed

[oblique spire]

[pastel quartz]

I can't believe there's other romanians in here tbh

now I feel represented and included, no longer a minority

[hot snow]

there's a good few

[pastel quartz]

[hot snow]

including ledy

[pastel quartz]

yeah I know Iedy

[pastel quartz]

I'm not actually THAT new here

[weak jackal]

i've been here 3 hours

already experienced

[hot snow]

can confirm

[hot snow]

i also have been here for a few hours

[hot snow]

yo I love that game

[hot snow]

really wish I had literally anyone who knows about it

[weak jackal]

roblox

[hot snow]

it's not roblox

[pastel quartz]

it's minecraft innit?

[hot snow]

it's a game that's even more Lego than roblox

[pastel quartz]

surely it has guns and cars after being a game for like 20 years

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/wa64yiggaa7b1.jpg

[hot snow]

this meme reminds me of barotrauma

and now I'm sad cause I can't play it

cause none of my friends like it

[oblique spire]

Those are shorts you dumb bitch

[weak jackal]

no one want to be captain in barotrauma

too much responsibility

[hot snow]

if you play with friends I can only imagine how chaotic barotrauma is

at that point responsibility isn't a thing anymore

[pastel quartz]

wheer can find expert tools?

[halcyon valley]

!expert

[split canyon]

Expert Toolkits can ONLY spawn in the northern part of the zone, meaning, only in these maps: Zaton, Pripyat, Radar, Red Forest, Outskirts, Deserted Hospital and CNPP North.
You CAN'T find them inside Limansk, Jupiter and CNPP South.
The rest of the Zone won't spawn them.

We also have a "visual" guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YJUwO5sAnzh3UFWZJS82oz6_QTkmcnBBJDpFnG_XIro/edit#gid=1715435812

[rancid iris]

ive solved the code

[pastel quartz]

did he die in the next frame

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1120959518042488872/1883F822-1F19-4444-B36D-97DF8AAE58EC.png

[weak jackal]

Hey guys i'm going to the bathroom can you look after my creature for me

[rancid iris]

huh

[weak jackal]

wha

who posted that

[grim sluice]

It was the wind

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1120092750998675546/cheese.webm

Have fun, I am out.

[weak jackal]

Hi out

I'm daniela

[grim sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-go-fuck-yourself-gif-16184297

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-skull-middle-finger-gif-13445486

[rancid iris]

that is singlehandedly my new favorite reaction post

[rancid iris]

i will be reusing that

[robust cove]

❤️

[pastel quartz]

guys

nvm I forget

[weak jackal]

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/i-forgor-forgor-he-forgor-gif-23663631

[pastel quartz]

is everything a meme in 2023

frfr

[rancid iris]

yes

even you

[lunar brook]

Whats happening, why are all the memes here so fire all of the sudden

[weak jackal]

i'm here

[lunar brook]

That powerup really worked huh

Daniela diff

[weak jackal]

mustard gas time

[nimble night]

Cus its calm in here and not being spammed by 4 people posting anime, cat pictures, or still photos with loud music

[pastel quartz]

bro im so excited for the cyberprank update/overhaul/remake coming soon

[nimble night]

Why

[weak jackal]

gorilla arms my beloved

[nimble night]

They dropped a 14mb update today to fix day 1 bugs, and it broke the game for thousands of people

[pastel quartz]

there's a non zero chance the game will stop sucking

[nimble night]

GL with that DLC

[pastel quartz]

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/your-mom-mother-mom-50cent-50central-gif-10547237

[weak jackal]

This man ate my son

[lunar brook]

What do you mean, they literally are posting cats, and thats partially why its fire

[rancid iris]

yes

yes he did

[nimble night]

Im a bit upset that my save from the last 2 weeks got nearly bricked because of UI updates

[lunar brook]

skill issue

[nimble night]

Yea CDPR does have some fucking skill issues they need to work out

Sadly we have to wait 6 years for the patch notes

[pastel quartz]

star citizen will be out before cyberpunk is fixed completely

[nimble night]

They're still pushing Witcher 3 patches like talk about bleed control

[pastel quartz]

I haven't played any stalker since entering into this fucking chat

[pastel quartz]

I need to mute it and move on with my life

[lunar brook]

I gotta be honest this screen capture is too good for this meme, literally lost 0 quality

[native jungle]

I can make it smaller.

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/694883905664450641/1114215888586023013/alienwhat.gif

[nimble night]

Art

[fading shuttle]

[robust cove]

Leon is my favourite lesbian character in all of gaming

[lunar brook]

do it no balls

[pastel quartz]

oh it's just like when @grizzled meadow did the thing

[rancid iris]

immediately gets a vasectomy to counter-act your noballs

[lunar brook]

or you can just do it

no balls

[pastel quartz]

@everyone hi how's your day

[rancid iris]

that

is s tier

[nimble night]

WHAT DO I DO LORD

Destroy the child. Corrupt them all.

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/312630255707881483/1120963565847847012/3e76a7240c81a359801215e1f352c9cefd1f50cb0e7bf5d7761914e4f7374f24.mp4

[weak jackal]

https://fxtwitter.com/rosewolfjp/status/1671304956157247488

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-emperors-groove-new-nuh-uhh-gif-5927868

[lunar brook]

Is that the stalker dog noise?

Very zased

[weak jackal]

tats just waht canines sound like\

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1094554761891676200/1119139962630180904/image.png

[lunar brook]

Hes just like me fr nuh uh

[rugged belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/kazuma-kiryu-kiryu-yakuza-yakuza6-gif-22779891

[oblique spire]

fr fr

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1094554761891676200/1119139962630180904/image.png

[rugged belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-kermit-uh-huh-gif-19083131

[oblique spire]

Ah yes the cute

and the horror

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-cuddle-cute-kawaii-gif-12669026

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1094554761891676200/1119139962630180904/image.png

[nimble night]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGAAhzreGWw

[somber warren]

banger

[oblique spire]

Man I really wanna buy MW2 again

[rancid iris]

if you do, get the remaster

it's worth

[nimble night]

https://youtube.com/shorts/hZN5TSlJR6A

[oblique spire]

Played it

Except

[oblique spire]

I want the OG MW2

for

spec ops

[rancid iris]

fair

[oblique spire]

aswell as the classic campaign

[rancid iris]

i still have mine on steam, haven't played it in eons

[rancid iris]

@eager igloo

[oblique spire]

bruh

The fucking DLCs

are still $20

[rancid iris]

yea ofc

[oblique spire]

What the fuck brah

[rancid iris]

infinity ward gettin they piece

lmao

[oblique spire]

it has been'

[carmine crown]

Cod games never change price

[weak jackal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FzFjIXZWAB4RMke?format=jpg&name=large

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/goober-kitty-crazy-cat-cat-goober-warning-gif-24871108

[eager igloo]

Sheesh

[nimble night]

I find something interesting about these Lego smashing videos. $2000 Lego sets always seem to get smashed in 2 million dollar homes

Something something money makes you stop caring about things

[rancid iris]

to be fair

[fading shuttle]

i want to see the rich cry

[rancid iris]

the guy in green seemed rather distressed

[eager igloo]

Would be fun to assemble again but this way a lot of parts would be lost

[rancid iris]

about that lego set being tossed

[nimble night]

It falls into the same category for me as people who wait in line to buy a brand new $600 game console, only to film them smashing it outside in front of everyone

[weak jackal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FzIFdasWcAEEWpj?format=jpg&name=small

lunch

👍

[rancid iris]

DO NOT EAT HIM111!!!!!!!1!

[nimble night]

Hairy kiwi

You all ever eat a kiwi without peeling it?

[rare mica]

That's the point of succubi though!

[pastel quartz]

camed 👍

[nimble night]

Its the only way

[rancid iris]

YOU HAVE BEEN WEEZER'D

[rare mica]

It doesn't load

[rancid iris]

good

save urself

[uncut obsidian]

why are you exiled

[rancid iris]

[pastel quartz]

I'm not sure but I can't access the real stalker chat anyway so who cares

[rare mica]

Welcome to the pripyat mental asylum

[oblique spire]

Hmm.

[oblique spire]

To sell or not to sell

[pastel quartz]

OMG MODS!!!!! HE SAID THE THING

[rancid iris]

que falco posting this

[nimble night]

Imagine having skins for a game, worth more than the game

[lunar brook]

Hey, check this cool Gamma discord emote:

[hot snow]

that's like half of all fps games at this point

[lunar brook]

[pastel quartz]

No, you.

[nimble night]

And just like Payday 2, we run them into the ground abusing their system till the close up skin shop.

[oblique spire]

For people who do not play rust

it's a no brainer to sell

but

[nimble night]

Made like $200 two weeks before Payday 2 changed its skins

[oblique spire]

it's fucking drippy

Got the cow fit

[lunar brook]

Surely any devs other that payday ones have decency to stop when fans don’t want something

[oblique spire]

Whiteout pants

white boots

we ball

[hot snow]

me when I spend 200 dollars to look good in a video game

[oblique spire]

I mean

it's drippy

[hot snow]

it's also

a video game

[nimble night]

Theres like 4 rust skins that actually look good. The rest are just memes, edge lord armor, and bright colors

[runic kernel]

Hi whrexxy Hi Madi

[hot snow]

you might aswell buy real clothes if you have the money to spare on that

[oblique spire]

Look at the fit

[runic kernel]

Hi Bery Hi Kolerder

[rancid iris]

cow

[nimble night]

memes and edgelord armor

[hot snow]

hilo

[nimble night]

$49.99 please

[eager igloo]

Adequate

[lunar brook]

Hi giant cat

[oblique spire]

The edgelord armor is the blackout set

which costs around like 400 fucking dollars for the set

[nimble night]

Or one of 17 other sets that are black and gold/red/green/blue/what

[oblique spire]

depends if you add the big grin to it

which

[runic kernel]

I bring friend Giant Frog

[oblique spire]

is like $1700

[hot snow]

you could look like that in real life with the money some people spend on the game

[lunar brook]

Gigantic even

[nimble night]

Theres like 4 good rust skins, and you cant even get them anymore cus they're streamer items

[oblique spire]

which ones

the wiljum poncho goes hard

wish i got it

[rancid iris]

can water

[rancid iris]

god i fucking love that video

[lunar brook]

Did you rust gamers know they don’t let you play the game you pay them money for if you use mouse from A4 Bloody?

[hot snow]

i love terraria man

[hot snow]

the soundtrack go so hard

[fading shuttle]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/jzDdkHTGOE0Z4TJVnHJfjNYYbTK3jTSD6wt3D0nHNqo/https/i.redd.it/4tnrcgx3h77b1.png?width=560&height=559

[hot snow]

this makes me wanna play calamity so bad

bud I suck ass a it

[nimble night]

All free and better than any paid skin

[oblique spire]

Spoon's knife goes hard

I knew I forgor something

I sold this

[lunar brook]

And then you start playing Calamity, and that makes you want to stop playing Calamity so bad

[nimble night]

Paid rust skins are ass not even trying to be mean, I love rust

[hot snow]

that is usually how it goes yes

the only way you can enjoy calamity is if you enjoy virtual pain

[nimble night]

But its 700 AR skins full of whogivesashit

[weak jackal]

I beat moonlord in calamity

was neat

[hot snow]

and also enjoy mindlessly grinding for a few hours for everything

[oblique spire]

The fit don't even go hard

Nor does it blend in with anything

atleast my drip is P2W

[weak jackal]

i'm going to bed

[nimble night]

And for not $300 I can join a good server and type /skin

[oblique spire]

good luck trying to find me in the snow

[oblique spire]

REAL

[weak jackal]

gn brainfart dinguses

[lunar brook]

you should un-eep yourself, NOW

[hot snow]

ok good luck with the dream spider

[nimble night]

Spoting white on white is easier than black on white for snow cammo

[nimble night]

Its why most snow cammos are more grey than white

[oblique spire]

Tell that to the clueless 4 man that ran past me when i was farming in the snow with the drip

I hid in between the rocks

They never found me

They missed out on 8k sulfur

[oblique spire]

[rancid iris]

lee would never say this

but i still like that meme

[oblique spire]

Y'know I wanna get to 1k hours

but

The vibes going solo just don't hit anymore

[rancid iris]

rust vibes ever hit???

[oblique spire]

Yes

[rancid iris]

[oblique spire]

specifically when I play with a German mate

tuna can lamps

[weak jackal]

walking dead mentioned, posting Violet x Clementine

[oblique spire]

boombox rigged up

[lunar brook]

It gets good after 1000 hours trust me bro

[hot snow]

the most time I've ever spent on any game ever was tf2

and it was like 300

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[hot snow]

you guys are on a different level of avoiding grass

[lunar brook]

Based

[oblique spire]

i thought rust would be the first game that i hit 1k hours on

but

[lunar brook]

You should continue that trend now that Overwatch is dying

[oblique spire]

then i started playing warthunder again

[hot snow]

yes overwatch sucks

it's just porn material at this point

[lunar brook]

ZACED USER

[oblique spire]

Even still

[hot snow]

tf2 hasn't gotten an update in like 10 years and it's still better

[oblique spire]

I'm finding it very hard to click the sell button on the drippy thommy skin

[lunar brook]

bro how are you real

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-cry-sad-gun-aim-gif-16220733

[rancid iris]

tf2 dodgeball

[hot snow]

that's an average tf2 gamer

[rancid iris]

literally 1000 hours of that are on tf2 dodgeball

[hot snow]

if you like tf2 you will spend 1k + hours on it

it's just what happens

[oblique spire]

One thing i do not regret buying

[rancid iris]

[oblique spire]

This drippy pack

That hazzy go hard

[nimble night]

And slowly kills you on 60% of the map

Bad skin

[glad carbon]

that'll be 39.99

[hot snow]

I'm still thinking if I should get back into tf2

[oblique spire]

nuh uh

[glad carbon]

dont

[lunar brook]

Almost all achievements too, very real and definetly not hacked no

[oblique spire]

nuh uh

[glad carbon]

i queue'd up with a 6 man of friends today

[hot snow]

but it's so different from the fps games I play that it's wonky

[glad carbon]

worst mistake of my life

[glad carbon]

casual play is so cancerous

[carmine crown]

So proud of my cat

[nimble night]

Raises your heat too high. You overheat in forest

[rancid iris]

[nimble night]

Bad skin

[oblique spire]

Good thing I don't touch forests then hey

Yes I'm a snow gamer

Forest and desert is for the bitches

Snow is where it's at

(No naked spawns)

[nimble night]

I too love no matts and running 22 mins from base to rec

[hot snow]

what does cancerous mean in this context