#🎪bruh-fart

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stone blade
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gn bird man

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sugi pula 💗

pine bison
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🫵 KekSkew

rough finch
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Today we going to be talking about something that brings your weed-smoking hero great joy: Celibacy. Oh yeah.

I got where I am today because I practiced the big A: Abstinence. Oh yeah.

plucky void
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BEHOLD, THE ULTIMATE DAD JOKE

rough finch
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i read madirex's profile she is my new literally me character

plucky void
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my condolences kekcry

pine bison
rough finch
zealous elm
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they just dont care why would they

plucky void
pine bison
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that never happens tho

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this must be an exception surely

zealous elm
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you can legally go up to 30 over the speed limit but only if youre drunk try it

livid pond
azure iron
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can you guys send me a new pfp

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m bored of this one

zealous elm
azure iron
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Im digging these

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keep em going

rough finch
fading shuttle
azure iron
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my broke aah dont have nitro tho..

zealous elm
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also this (a classic also a great wallpaper for phone)

azure iron
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where is it from tho

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It seems familiar

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isn't that the guy from squid games?? lol

zealous elm
azure iron
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I'm not happy in general

zealous elm
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if i opened discord and saw i had nitro id smash my monitor to pieces

eager igloo
azure iron
zealous elm
rancid iris
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i’m so sorry you were playing dota

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my condolences, truly

fading shuttle
glad carbon
sage otter
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okay enough brainfart for the day

glad carbon
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buy 1 get one free? dont need no handouts

fading shuttle
round wolf
uncut obsidian
mint mist
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the only anime id watch

fading shuttle
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then watch it?

lunar brook
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then theres nothing to waah over

tulip ravine
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Hiiii

mint mist
plucky void
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uh

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start with the original series, season 1? kekfacepalm

fading shuttle
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mf be like "waah i wanna watch this anime" and then doesnt watch the anime

native jungle
grim sluice
grizzled meadow
austere shadow
uncut obsidian
grim sluice
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Sseth is at it again on his alt channel with some unhinged shenanigans

rugged belfry
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Bought it this morning

uncut obsidian
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me, s5 and skom been playing it together until like 30min ago

uncut obsidian
heavy peak
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Ye, sorry for sudden disconnect

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Im too tired to see where the enemies are kekw

uncut obsidian
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its 10am for me lul

rugged belfry
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I was playing and we were all holed up in a building on Construction and half the wall collapses and a humvee comes crashing through. Everyone's screaming on comms and you hear a faint "Myyyy leegggg" then an enemy "FUCK YO LEG BITCH" XD!!

lunar brook
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You're going to bet it all in a warzone

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Plays the most reckless way possible

uncut obsidian
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most of the time on 126vs126 matches you don't even need aim

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just one grenade/rpg into a hot spot and suddenly you get 5 kills KekSkew

modest mirage
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When gta SA and Stalker SOC??

uncut obsidian
gusty willow
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im thinking about getting it

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play with me ted

grim radish
modest mirage
plucky void
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mgsv?

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never seen anything like that when I played kekw

gusty willow
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you son of a bitch

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having a life

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doing things

uncut obsidian
fading shuttle
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create your own battlebit channel

modest mirage
uncut obsidian
fading shuttle
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yes, if there is a fuckin war thunder channel you can have your own battlebit channel

gusty willow
primal kiln
fading shuttle
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there is a goddamn stalker dayz channel for fucks sake

earnest briar
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where battlebit channel at

undone wave
grim sluice
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||Special Charecters||

grim sluice
fading shuttle
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zalgofying text doesnt really work in discord that well

grim sluice
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Just realised that now kekcry

grim sluice
fading shuttle
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an ai waifu that noone knows?

grim sluice
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SHE IS REAL IN MY HEART

grim sluice
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But nah, been looking up other low tier AIs to hook up to the main one as assistants to responses. Found one that scans images so it can respond to sent images. The shit weebs are up to to make AI waifus real is nuts

fading shuttle
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they want to be ryan gosling

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but they dont understand that i am already him

grim sluice
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Oh and the Vtuber rigging project is making progress to streamline for AI use.

fading shuttle
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rigging vtubers is relatively profitable

rough finch
grim sluice
fading shuttle
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thats for the bougie ones

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1k is around normal

silver geyser
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Lol I remember when this went viral, along with the wow funeral 😂

plucky void
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I wish I could replay games that much

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I think the game I "most" replayed was Fallout 2, with 3 playthroughs if I'm remembering it right

silver geyser
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Loz oot I reckon I finished that 500 times...

plucky void
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me with dark souls

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finished it on the xbox, then got it for pc and finished it again

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but only once each

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and it was mostly because the PC version has the DLCs, while I didn't have them on the xbox version

fading shuttle
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i think ive played through ds3 like 10 times

plucky void
fading shuttle
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just vanilla

plucky void
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the "furthest" I went was Dark Souls 2 before DLCs were released

fading shuttle
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ds2 is my favorite one doe

plucky void
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after the DLCs came out, they announced the scholar of the first sin version

fading shuttle
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sekiro isnt as replayable as the souls games

plucky void
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I'm still waiting for a sale on the "upgrade" from regular to SotFS

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Steam only puts the full game on sale, never the "upgrade" dlc

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because of that, I never even touched DS3

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which is ironic because I bought it for a friend of mine ages ago. But never bought it for myself kek2

plucky void
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and there's not as much variation in builds you can make

fading shuttle
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as much? there is no build variation

uncut obsidian
glass glade
plucky void
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Will give it a look-see sometime

grim sluice
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Eternal memes whose origins may be lost to time, but its spirit lives on

silver geyser
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Lol I named my dog after leeroy many moons ago

plucky void
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MINUS FIFTY DEE KAY PEE

pulsar field
grim sluice
plucky void
plucky void
grim sluice
plucky void
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the funniest weebl "music video" imo is the NSFW Conan one lmao

grim sluice
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Gifs I can hear.

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Took me forever to unassociate that as the music video.

grizzled meadow
grim sluice
plucky void
grizzled meadow
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Unironically a good song

plucky void
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ok I'm about to nuke this nostalgia trip

plucky void
grim sluice
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That reminds me
John WIck is a Zoomer's Chuck Norris.

plucky void
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too gun-focused

visual stirrup
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POV: You said that marijuana is addictive.

fading shuttle
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managed to get darktide at like 65% off

weak jackal
fading shuttle
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have you played darktide falco?

weak jackal
fading shuttle
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nah

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veteran gaming

weak jackal
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brainpoppers time

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hey man everyone loves the psyker

fading shuttle
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best way to play darktide is 4 veteran squads

weak jackal
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don't use no ammo, more for you

fading shuttle
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true, but when i see a psyker i just feel sad for them

weak jackal
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Don't

fading shuttle
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i kill enemies faster than they pop them

weak jackal
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we feel sad enough for ourselves

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Grenades? bullets? I just wanna pop

fading shuttle
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sometimes i just let them pop the enemies so they dont feel useless out of pity

proud torrent
grim sluice
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If Killer Whales were so nice; how did they get the name Kiiller?

fading shuttle
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how would you feel about some darktide gaming sometime australian lovecraftian abomination?

fading shuttle
primal kiln
# rough finch

I Like how the Arabic has nothing to do with the names

weak jackal
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haven't played since launch month

fading shuttle
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fyi the performance has been improved somewhat

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my rig is above recommended and i gotta keep the settings at low to make the game work normal

grim sluice
weak jackal
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oh i could run it okay i just was dissapointed with the content

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4 fucking classes at launch

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no subclasses

fading shuttle
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yyeaaah

weak jackal
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god i'm still pissed

fading shuttle
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its not even that hard to think of classes for most of the characters

weak jackal
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"don't worry we'll release a class each quarter"

fading shuttle
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only one that would be hard would be like the ogryn

weak jackal
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Catachan, Kriegsman, different psyker powers

fading shuttle
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veteran is simple as shit, shocktroop, gunner and sniper

weak jackal
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like fuck fatshark pissed me off with that

wide gate
fading shuttle
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or sharpshooter, whatever his class was called

wide gate
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It is also a part of a diet.

light charm
grim sluice
lunar brook
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не говорит на вашем языке, но знает язык любви

dreamy flaxBOT
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Translated by @lunar brook

:flag_ru: **Russian** *(русский язык)*

не говорит на вашем языке, но знает язык любви

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

does not speak your language, but knows the language of love

fading shuttle
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psyker wouldve benefited from having a high danger high reward class built around constantly having high peril

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anyway pls download darktide so we can play sometime @weak jackal i go sleep

lunar brook
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Damn, Alex scored an e-date with a shitposter

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So jealous rn

lunar brook
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A picture taken seconds before seeing words “the grind” appear on your screen

weak jackal
fading shuttle
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Idk never played anything other than veteran

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Even in the beta

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I am the "average soldier" archetype enjoyer

carmine crown
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I'm homophobic, can't buy it I'm afraid

weak jackal
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the dream is to chain brainpops, use ability to lose all peril and restart. Or simply keep staying at 90% peril ish

fading shuttle
weak jackal
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fair

fading shuttle
ornate tulip
cedar lion
little mirage
minor cypress
little mirage
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Omg :3

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Gay ass cat on the top

weak jackal
heavy halo
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meow

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Uhm

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Maybe next time i wont meow

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My pc just blue screened near instantly after i meowed

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im texting on my phone

grim sluice
lunar brook
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should have read the fine print of gamma

lunar brook
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The fluff strategically hides the fact they are Lovecraftian creatures

grim sluice
weak jackal
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@heavy halo meow again

fading shuttle
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Ok mans cannot sleep

cedar lion
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Nice

heavy halo
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i never get this meme

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why can guys not eat without a video

fading shuttle
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i couldnt fall asleep so uh, @weak jackal darktide gaming now?

weak jackal
fading shuttle
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incomprehensible, may molochs curse befall ye

weak jackal
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@fading shuttle

fading shuttle
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rat?

toxic sundial
grim sluice
final cedar
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Remy!

weak jackal
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holy shit its ratatouille

final cedar
native jungle
native jungle
runic kernel
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Good morning brainfart

grim sluice
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Howdy catsoup

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Have a good one, headed out.

runic kernel
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Hi Chimp Hi Nobody

wide gate
final cedar
runic kernel
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Hi Mezzy Hi Metro

weak jackal
runic kernel
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Hi Daniela

weak jackal
primal kiln
wide gate
primal kiln
toxic sundial
lament vapor
native jungle
silver geyser
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Mini t Rex in the house..

rugged belfry
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Battlebits needs to stop being so fucking fun.

weak jackal
fading shuttle
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Leafy really went off the deep end about a year ago

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Man started using drugs hard

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A shame

chilly bridge
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imagine using that and not posting other stuff in between to make it illegible unless you scroll

native jungle
eager igloo
mint mist
grim sluice
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clueless 🪤

final cedar
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🫳 🪤

grim sluice
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Aware 💥

final cedar
glad carbon
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skull4k 🔥

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the skeleton appears

final cedar
mint mist
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i love this

grim sluice
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clueless 🍞
🔥

eager igloo
mint mist
grim sluice
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Aware 🍔

mint mist
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d:

grim sluice
mint mist
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🔫 💥

grim sluice
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clueless 🍔 🐵
Aware empty 🙊

mint mist
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me

wide gate
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Wtf. Poles are cool!

mint mist
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no

wide gate
ruby minnow
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Guys look look i'm a Polish male

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i love acting like a femboy on the internet and i rob people in back alleys

mint mist
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i thought ur ,, poles are cool '' was about actual something but

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actual no and ew

mint mist
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and thats him? you decided to leak his pictures?

wide gate
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He allowed me to post it.

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That's why he hid his face.

ruby minnow
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Formula 1 drivers are certified racists

ruby minnow
wide gate
eager igloo
wide gate
wide gate
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5

mint mist
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goodnight

uncut obsidian
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Gn

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Wawa

wide gate
eager igloo
runic kernel
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Hi Menace

eager igloo
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Alo cat

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Your selfie?

runic kernel
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Yea it me

wide gate
wind forum
eager igloo
wide gate
remote vine
narrow lotus
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@wide gate enough femboy posting or u will be eradicated

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p!prime

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wide gate
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Uhm.

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But you have a femboy as a moderator.

narrow lotus
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So?

wide gate
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Why not to show some respect to femboys.

narrow lotus
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@uncut obsidian busted, i have to ban you now

wide gate
wind forum
crimson flame
ruby minnow
wind forum
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Dopamine receptor burnout moment

spring kindle
heavy peak
wide gate
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Ok

uncut obsidian
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nimble night
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Look at me Skyler, I AM the femboy bullshit

eager igloo
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Anti-Duty propaganda

narrow lotus
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p!skillissue

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wind forum
wide gate
spring kindle
wide gate
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Well. If it is prohibited. Ok then.

heavy peak
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Mm yes
Transitioning from femboy bullshit to recycled content

austere shadow
wide gate
wind forum
narrow lotus
wide gate
oblique spire
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Oh god

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I'm surprised he isn't banned yet

eager igloo
wide gate
runic kernel
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Hi ledy Hi llama

eager igloo
oblique spire
wind forum
midnight cloud
# wide gate

Novice stalkers with a pack of pseudodogs behind him: "We have COME for your aid!"

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Garrisoned dutiers:

robust cove
stone blade
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MY BODY WASH BRUV

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I MADE IN POLAND

ruby minnow
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what are you talking about bro

stone blade
ruby minnow
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gm

stone blade
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fam dropped new fire

ruby minnow
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damn bro they got japanese drill now?

stone blade
narrow lotus
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cherry tree fell on a car

people started to grab the cherries from the fallen tree cause it was within reach

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Chadge da.

final cedar
real tinsel
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hello MEN with BIG BUFF FUCKABLE bodies

final cedar
real tinsel
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hello

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how are you doing

final cedar
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good question

real tinsel
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it was a trick question

nimble night
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It was a trick answer

final cedar
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Finished ProStreet, look at this little bitch. Had all his friends leave and now I got his car (I'm gonna sell it to buy a turbo for my CCX)

stone blade
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@real tinsel alo

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fk you

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❤️

real tinsel
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hey

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retard

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how you

stone blade
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you piece of shit

real tinsel
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💕

stone blade
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youre the retard

real tinsel
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suck my dick

stone blade
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ljubi brat u dupe

final cedar
stone blade
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I'm ok

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how are you

real tinsel
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stop speaking bulgur

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i am dying

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hopefully

reef lark
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Turkish

stone blade
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thats not bulgarian

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it's bosnian

final cedar
quartz ridge
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welp fellers

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i got a cat now

stone blade
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moon runes АМА НА МАЙКАТИ ПУТКАТА

quartz ridge
final cedar
quartz ridge
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names cosmo ( dumb name but i couldn't think of another good one )

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also shelter name

real tinsel
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kiss him on the forehead

stone blade
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stupid car

quartz ridge
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he has a giant M on his forehead

real tinsel
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fuck you ivan you're stupid

stone blade
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no you are

real tinsel
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kys bangarian

final cedar
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don't fall for the cat meme, Toxoplasmosis is real

stone blade
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8 people live in your country '

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3 of which are your family

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fk yu

stone blade
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car

quartz ridge
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i love him ( no homo )

stone blade
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you "love" "him
that's pretty gay

real tinsel
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but i got rid of it

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i drank a bottle of wd40

stone blade
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fking moron

real tinsel
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fucking belgirean

stone blade
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ok dollar tree version of a turk

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shut yo mouf

quartz ridge
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i should lick the dirtiest part of one of my guns

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i wanna see what happens

stone blade
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that was a good one shittyl

real tinsel
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why do you keep your guns dirty

quartz ridge
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i dont

stone blade
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(he does)

quartz ridge
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but mma shoot my ar soon

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stupid goofy cali laws mane

real tinsel
eager igloo
quartz ridge
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i had to drive to the local gun shop ( gunsmith was a total bro and gave off massive cool energy )

robust cove
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Why are the Turks fighting

quartz ridge
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drop off my ar so that the guy can check if anything is out of date

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in terms of compliance ( cringe asf )

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liek bro was

real tinsel
quartz ridge
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he was actually giving me good advice

final cedar
quartz ridge
reef lark
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Gay Turks

somber warren
reef lark
runic kernel
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Hi Ivan

stone blade
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turks always been gay

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its a fat

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fact

reef lark
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Fat

stone blade
somber warren
real tinsel
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turks are the most closeted homosexuals in the world

quartz ridge
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he was facinated cause the rifle i got was a PWS and a actual quality rifle

reef lark
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I found a nihilist turk before

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Shit was sad

quartz ridge
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ive gotten to know the guys at this range better

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cause they also have a gun shop combined into it

runic kernel
quartz ridge
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man whats super cool

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and kinda sad tbh

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was that a local range for rifles is open to the public

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dont need a member ship

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but thats cause they lost a bunch of money cause members all canceled\ on em during covid

somber warren
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membership? fuck this communism i thought this was america

quartz ridge
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on god

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man despite being cali

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i know a local gun shop that lets people under 18 go inside

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cause you get fined 1k for having a under 18 person in yoru store

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fuckin commies i swear

somber warren
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what if a kid with his dad comes

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is that ok?

quartz ridge
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but the dude was hella fucking based and the dudes who work there + the owner let people come no quesitons asked

quartz ridge
somber warren
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thats stupid

quartz ridge
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me my dad and younger brother went

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he was forced to sit in the

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car

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at another gun shop

somber warren
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bruh

quartz ridge
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so we went to this one my dad has been going to for a couple years

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and they let him in

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that reminds me

somber warren
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doesn't american have guns for kids? why make guns for kids if the kids can't even look at them

quartz ridge
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they are tools

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tools for self defense

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but yeah unloaded they are cool asf as a kid

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we have lower calibers for younger kids and in general for practice

somber warren
quartz ridge
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yeah there are

somber warren
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so they can't even look at them

quartz ridge
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unforunatly for me my dad started me out on 45. kekw

quartz ridge
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my local range has a excuse

somber warren
quartz ridge
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my dad got surgey for his heart, he cant shoot anymore

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we lived in a bad bad area

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so he said " welp wether you like it or not imma teach you "

somber warren
quartz ridge
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sadge

somber warren
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the most you can do is join a shooters club and shoot air rifles or stupid laser pointer rifles

quartz ridge
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what was super culture shock

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for pakistan was

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well not really

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but everyone there had guns

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we can actually pay someone who makes guns to come to our village and teach me if i decide to stay there for multiple months

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whats funny is that a lot of the range gowers and employees are from a mix of different races and religion

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but we all get united due to our love for guns

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and fishing

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and hunting

final cedar
somber warren
quartz ridge
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what people dont realize is that for me especially

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my case is that my village is seen as the " red necks of pakistan "

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and i have more in common with the guys out in the countryside vs the people in the cities

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what really grinds my gears is

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people afradi of guns for no reason

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i understand if someone is pointing it at you

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but my dad had a friend bring along another friend of his to meetup

final cedar
final cedar
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ye, was a based mean old fuck

stone blade
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Time for league

quartz ridge
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basically my dad brought his friend to a gun shop, got him to buy a gun and the gun owner said " Mohamamd! look here i got an ambidextrous AR for you because you keep on giving me customers, ill even give you discount on it "

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my dad's friend is like did you buy it

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my dad says hell yeah i just went over to pick it up, wanna see it?

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pops open the trunk and the guy's friend freaks out he has a gun

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like bro

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we live in a bad area

final cedar
quartz ridge
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  • someone shot bb guns at our windows
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i remember playing

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something

final cedar
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respond with lethal force

quartz ridge
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then a big bang and crash

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some fucker

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shot out my window

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and the bb gun's trajectory was aimed right at me

somber warren
quartz ridge
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ahhh that reminds me of what my dad did once

final cedar
quartz ridge
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2 dudes in a car infront of our house, my dad didnt know them + didnt recognize the car

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they grinned at him as he opened the garage door

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he gets his car inside

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opens the trunk and pulls out a fucking ak and hangs it over his shoulder with a empty mag in it

somber warren
quartz ridge
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and he said " ive never seen someone drive away as fast as that "

somber warren
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but he never got caught

quartz ridge
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i wanna buy a garand

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or a m14

real tinsel
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the first gun i handled was a bb gun that looked like a hunting rifle. I was 8 and literally nobody told me how to use it properly so i just put my eye right behind the sight and when i shot it the bolt went back and blackened my eye. Then my dad said "do you not know how to shoot a gun"

quartz ridge
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my local range has a couple m14s even tanker/scout variants

final cedar
somber warren
final cedar
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oh

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nvmd

somber warren
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dad tought you a valuable lesson

quartz ridge
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america

real tinsel
quartz ridge
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it is risky

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but my dad drove around a " luxery car " for the time

ruby minnow
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first gun i fired was a Silver M9 Beretta with blanks

quartz ridge
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and cops wouldn't mind him cause he was friends with some local cops

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moved to America because of unstabality in the reigon is what my parents said

somber warren
quartz ridge
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not reigon but in general + the pakistani Rupee is dirt cheap

ruby minnow
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other then that i've fired a glock in a range and i have shot somebody with 1911

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that somebody is my monitor

somber warren
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desk popKekSkew

quartz ridge
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did you have a desk pop?

ruby minnow
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yeah

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you know that streamer

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that happened to me

somber warren
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average desk pop moment

ruby minnow
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but i wasn't drunk

final cedar
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desk pop?!

somber warren
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yes

ruby minnow
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other then that

quartz ridge
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man

ruby minnow
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oh yeah we had an semi-automatic 12 gauge

quartz ridge
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what my dad's friend did was

ruby minnow
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i shot that

quartz ridge
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i dont even fucking know how

ruby minnow
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my ears ring to this day

quartz ridge
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but at the range using a 40. S&W MP Shield

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he managed to start the disassembly process

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and a bullet got stuck in the chamber

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and we had to get a RSO to come over ot help us out

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cause my dad had never seen that happen before

quartz ridge
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the thing about ear ringing is

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you always fucking hear it

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when you try to sleep

somber warren
quartz ridge
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i can ignore it most of the day

final cedar
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not always

quartz ridge
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cept for a few times

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like when i talk about it or try to sleep

final cedar
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you put your thumbs to your ears and drum your fingers on your skull, gone for around 15 minutes

somber warren
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i only shot without earpro once, one shot was fine, a whole mag was too much

ruby minnow
final cedar
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chronic tinnitus from a faulty hearing protection during live fire ...

ruby minnow
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my brother also shot the shotgun without ear protecttion

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i'm sure his arm is hurting too

ruby minnow
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because he shot it

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1 handed

quartz ridge
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we got these

reef lark
ruby minnow
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without ear protection

quartz ridge
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fancy ass range headphones

ruby minnow
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and its not just 1 shot he shot the entire mag

quartz ridge
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and basically it had a notch that made it so you can hear people while shooting

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turns out

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mine made all the sound become louder

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and i thought it was normal

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shaking a bit but i was like

somber warren
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lmao

quartz ridge
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" meh must be cause of the new headphones "

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got home

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" man this ear ringing wont stop "

somber warren
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permanent hearing damage go brrrr

quartz ridge
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and thats how i got tinnitus kids

ruby minnow
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permanent hearing damage gang

final cedar
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those over ear protectors usually have to be worn with plugs regardless, no?

quartz ridge
ruby minnow
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man my eyes and ears are fuckeed

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but hey my nose still has no injuries

final cedar
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I dread old age.

ruby minnow
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i am fucking 17

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but my eyes and ears

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are 50

final cedar
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hopefully we get cybernetics like in deus ex by that time

somber warren
ruby minnow
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yes i am 17

somber warren
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brainfart is 18+

somber warren
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mods ban this guy

ruby minnow
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oh no i will be banned

quartz ridge
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delete

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rn

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rn

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say sike

narrow lotus
final cedar
somber warren
narrow lotus
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have to newcomer exile syno now

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see you when u get 18

solar obsidian
quartz ridge
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no!!!

somber warren
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lmao

quartz ridge
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when do you become 18 @ruby minnow

final cedar
ruby minnow
uncut obsidian
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oh thank god noone knows my age!

ruby minnow
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june 7

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or was it july

quartz ridge
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let him cook

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let him stay

narrow lotus
ruby minnow
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wait which one is like in the middle of the summer

narrow lotus
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July

final cedar
uncut obsidian
ruby minnow
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yeah then i am 18 at July 7

quartz ridge
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man its summer for me rn

uncut obsidian
quartz ridge
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im dying rn

narrow lotus
uncut obsidian
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I forgot his name

ruby minnow
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i will take dollar as birthday gift

uncut obsidian
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Fuck

final cedar
quartz ridge
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is they blacklist real

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or fake

somber warren
uncut obsidian
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There

ruby minnow
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man i am really wondering if somebody will even buy me a birthday gift

quartz ridge
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man i havent gotten a gist since

uncut obsidian
quartz ridge
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a gift since

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i turned double digits

narrow lotus
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insane gift

quartz ridge
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man i did not like birthdays

ruby minnow
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what i want for my birthday is money

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give me money and nothing eelse

somber warren
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birthday means one year older, one year closer do death

ruby minnow
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why buy gifts you can give me the money and i can buy myself something

ruby minnow
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i just asked my mother what would she give me as a gift

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and she realised it was my birthday next month

somber warren
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she said a beating?

quartz ridge
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man whats crazy is that

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my birthday is on the 24th of december

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and people used ot say

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" oh so you have double gifts for christmas? "

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and i said welll i dont celebrate christmas

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or my birthday

somber warren
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lmao they don't know

quartz ridge
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akward

uncut obsidian
somber warren
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it doesn't worke like that

quartz ridge
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they would just cheap out and get me a normal amount fo gifts

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man what was funny is that my mom tryharded at potlucks

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so my class would get flooded with tons of pakistani food

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and spicy too

ruby minnow
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bro i would love to have christmas tho

heavy peak
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@uncut obsidian

uncut obsidian
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Ight

somber warren
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unless you have rich parents

uncut obsidian
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Omw

ruby minnow
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like free gifts for me for no reason at all? yes sir i will greatly convert to christianity from islam

quartz ridge
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welllll

heavy peak
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im in ze cave btw

quartz ridge
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what me and my dad did

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was just work during the offdays

ruby minnow
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Christian at chirstmas but muslim at muslim holidays fr fr

uncut obsidian
quartz ridge
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so id get double pay for a sjeleton shift

uncut obsidian
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14 kills in one minute

heavy peak
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rpg needs to be nerfed

ruby minnow
heavy peak
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battlefield 3 all over again

ruby minnow
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holy shit making money off of religion holidays is good

quartz ridge
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well

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i do get money

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a bunch tbh at the end of the day

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but mostof the money i would get has now gone to my little siblings

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due to them being ya know

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born

narrow lotus
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@uncut obsidian @heavy peak so do i have do buy this new battlebit or?

narrow lotus
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cause it tells me to unninstal the other one

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aha oke, i might get it soon tbf

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looks nice

heavy peak
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it's ok

somber warren
narrow lotus
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it is better than 2042

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and thats a W

quartz ridge
uncut obsidian
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i love rpgs in battlebit

quartz ridge
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cause my family would do birthdays but for my twin sister

uncut obsidian
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i love rpgs in battlebit

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:SCHIZO:

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wait wha

quartz ridge
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not for me cause i said " i dont want any just gimmie money "

somber warren
uncut obsidian
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ah right i need to restart discord

quartz ridge
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not after double digits

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some wanted to still

somber warren
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ohhh

quartz ridge
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but yeah id just ask for money

uncut obsidian
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@heavy peak im in

quartz ridge
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they did try to get me to celebrate it after double digits

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but i said nah

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i just want money

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should be starting a apprenticeship at a locla auto shop soon

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my plan is well

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apprenticeship at a local auto shop

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apprenticeship at a local gun store with a chad gun smith

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and then go to college

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or uni

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so my resume would look better

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idk what to do with myself at this point tbh

somber warren
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own you own gun shop

narrow lotus
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open a twitch stream to watch smth while i eat

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5 ads

quartz ridge
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im gonna go into architecture stuff or mechanical engineering i know that for sure

narrow lotus
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kys twitch u motherfuckers

quartz ridge
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my dream is

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work as in architecture or mechanical engineering

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ill get anough money to live happily

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il send some to family in Pakistan

tribal rain
quartz ridge
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go to Hajj and then after that if i retire ill try to work at a gun store

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like a gun smith

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owning one is too big of a hassel for me

tribal rain
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ammunation worker

ruby minnow
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alright guys serious question

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Leauge or Fortnite

narrow lotus
nimble night
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Heros of the Storm

somber warren
quartz ridge
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a Pakistani guy with a foreigner sounding name? thatll get the ATF on me for sure

ruby minnow
quartz ridge
ruby minnow
somber warren
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ez

quartz ridge
ruby minnow
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not fallout

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fallout new vegas

quartz ridge
somber warren
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do it

quartz ridge
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i know a friend who got raided by the atf for posting a picture of him in thigh high femboy socks and his mosin between his legs

nimble night
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Pretty sure that whole meme stems from Fallout NV being an actually decent "modern roleplay game" more than anything

somber warren
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people like that are dangerous

quartz ridge
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hes a security guard

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one of those

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special ones not the paul blarts

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actual security shit and all kitted out

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they came for him at his job while he had his k9 on him

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he said he was just thankful his k9 didnt get shot

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atf couldn't do shit

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all charges got dropped

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he also said this was right after he recovered from a car accident

tulip ravine
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Good morning

ruby minnow
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be riot games put points into the game that you can buy with real money make skins for 520 750 975 1350 and 1850

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only put 1350 as a single payment if you want a skin

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if you want to buy a 975 skin you need to buy 850 and 200

final cedar
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according to our law we can return unspent points for refunds

quartz ridge
final cedar
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pretty sure it's the same in the EU, no?

narrow lotus
quartz ridge
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isnt riot games

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those valorant guys?

narrow lotus
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Yes

quartz ridge
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i heard their shit is like

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actual software

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spying software

somber warren
final cedar
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ofc it is

quartz ridge
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cause it runs a check throughtout your entire pc

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wild shit man

final cedar
weak jackal
quartz ridge
lime dew
quartz ridge
weak jackal
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Otter i need your opinion

quartz ridge
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i needa spray my rifle one of these days

weak jackal
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do i re-install cyberpunk and do another playthrough or do i wait until phantom lib is out so i can enjoy the new skilltrees and rebalancing

quartz ridge
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how about

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wait phantom lib?

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is that a update for cyber punk

weak jackal
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dlc

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phantom liberty

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the dlc will launch with a patch

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revamps skill systems, different loot, clothes no longer = defence. ai changes ect

quartz ridge
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download it

wait until dlc wont have to download as much cause base game already downloaded

nimble night
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I mean if you have free time modding Cyberpunk now is like point click now so it doesnt take too long. Im not touching the DLC till we see more, and IMO the balance is a joke so im slightly cheating and boosted my skill points and dont know what the new skill tree would be other than combat

final cedar
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kinda crazy how that works

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Is there any game with such a modding system?

weak jackal
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i think when i modded cyberpunk i just made my character buff with cyberparts and cool hair

nimble night
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Yeee

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Vi's sister

errant river
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@heavy peak

nimble night
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My only worry is the DLC will mess with mods. Thankfully the community is active so it shouldnt be more than a few days downtime on most, if theres conflicts.

narrow lotus
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you cant stop him

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nothing can

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get out of the way , or get fucked

weak jackal
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i can stop him

nimble night
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Im interested to see how they change armor. Theres a mod thats been around for a long time that did what everyone wanted, you put on clothes for armor, then you make an "outfit" and thats what shows. Transmog pretty much

weak jackal
final cedar
weak jackal
quartz ridge
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oh man

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whats super funny was

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remembering about biden was

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my local gun store went full on polotics

weak jackal
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no politics

quartz ridge
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lets go brandon
trump flags
thin blue line flags
dont tread on me flags
U.S.A flag mixed with confederate flag