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Stop, my furniture just started floating
testa di oggi alle
ok I know verita means truth
Hi PAVLO
Eh vedi però, rispondi in italiano, quel meme si trova su Telegram e penso da nessun'altra parte, italiano spottato
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Non sono Italiano
your responding in italian, memes are from telegram and you spotted an italian?
fidati
ROFL 
p!oggialle
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Yes
i think i just acquired italian language skills
Non mi fido 
didn't even translate shit
I told him that this particular video can be found (probably) only in a Telegram channel so I don't trust him
Translated by @uncut obsidian
Eh vedi però, rispondi in italiano, quel meme si trova su Telegram e penso da nessun'altra parte, italiano spottato
Eh see though, answer in Italian, that meme is on Telegram and I think nowhere else, spotted Italian
shadow rigatoni wizard gang
since this is brainfart, I reduced volume to 10% in expectation of an insanely loud sound
but you're a good boi
Your honor, I plead not Itallian.
are telegram channels in italy also very... suspicious?
and mostly just politics?
We love casting pasta
There's one with Forester.
This you when banning people?`
https://youtu.be/F7RCcK1v-3Y
It depends what do you mean with suspicious
And no they're not all about politics, obviously
"É finita"
in germany, telegram channels are kinda shunned, bc most of our telegram channels are very very political. Was just wondering if that is also the case with italian ones
i cried when he said ,, george washington bridge ''
what
what
what
che cosa?
what
why not, pretty sure in #1096844082774540563 happens pretty much nothing related to gamma
hey, its-a-me Faalco!
Maja watching The Sopranos is something I never expected and yet here we are
🤝
É fantastico, vero?
put the kitten down, right now!
anyone here speak mc enchantment table?
hands in the air
No its the obj
banned 
for abusing innocent kittens!
_ _
I wish that cat went ballistic and started scratching them all over for doing this
what you wanna do
Hello
he's too sick :(((
Hi Hydro
so comfy
Stir fry it
Loaf on a loaf
Hi meowmachine

what if cats didnt exist
Death
chaos
no
I'm starting to loose the grasp on being able to distinguish between real reddtors and shitposts, altho this one is a perfect shitpost lmao
I hate this image
true..
me at 3am whne i have nothing to eat beside tissues
so true
then stuff myself with water and act like im less hungry
I des-peas you sometimes
i'm gonne PEA on you
i love that monster hunter rolls the fucking credits like 3 times during a single playthrough
they keep trying to fuckin juke you into believing that it's the end of the game
haha cockedine
it's satire
i have been satiric long enough to distinguish satire from no satire
these fucking updates
which game
Sus
@oblique spire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stjGl2u2XG4
Third-party Arma 3 developer Savage Game Design has released a major content update today for their Arma 3 Creator DLC: S.O.G. Prairie Fire.
Learn more about this update: https://forums.bohemia.net/forums/topic/234698-sog-prairie-fire-changelog/
Buy S.O.G. Prairie Fire on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1227700/
S.O.G. Prairie Fire ...
I got to be one of the guns a go-go pilots in that, plus some other clips of ground dudes

omg the redditors are pure cringe....
no way thats not satire
its not even satire though, its a realistic depiction. satire typically involves some form of exaggeration
i think i picked the wrong word
its bait
exaggeration? the "R/facepalm" reaction thing tipped me off
ye probably
It worked lol
I'm so baited personally, I already joined 4chan
Theres a compatability mod that gives you all the assets except the maps
The same devs
i like that meme hehe
Yeah and I have been long too, I said that one is satiric, but when you see what some people on reddit actually say, you loose faith in humanity 
nice 
Scary
its not scary, but it is creative and I like that
why is CC being shoved like that?
from my educated guess: she was pushed by a person.
@ruby minnow im bronze 1 82LP
you really are a genius. who would've thunk
Looks exactly how one could imagine
good game lmao
How is this creative though?
Why is the creature grasped
buni
Buney 
test tes
GIVE IT BACK
Bnuy
No 
not my Bnuy!
Give it back
Goodnight brainfart
send more bunny pics pls 
counter argument
theres one type of person with aim even worse than bandit AI
tf2 scouts with the force-a-nature
Did you see my video yesterday
Listen extra hard, see if you can hear the guy sneaking up, cause I sure as fuck didn’t at the time
lost another game of ranked
typical
not surprised
at ALL
you win lane
your team looses and goes 0/8
you loose lane and your team wins lane but you still loose
cuz they have better late game champs
its amazing
the only winning move is not to play
mate i can barely fuckin see him sneak up with that framerate let alone hear him
his footsteps are in fuckin microsoft powerpoint presentation transitions
I get that a lot, I’ve personally adapted to my framerate
Feel free to add to the list of unique insults though

I’m gonna go take a shower
the helicopter centipede
yo I heard you liek choppahs
it takes a lot of lift to carry that pussy wagon at the bottom
there is actually a bigger one at the top, but its out of the frame
and above that is a UFO
I didn't even notice the Ferrari there
can somebody buy me this, its 20eur
no
no
if maja found himself a job, he could buy that for himself
or he would learn the value of money, and never buy stupid skins again
Why did you start r6
Run while you still can
other people are palying it, so i just joined them
And I am even more disappointed at the fact they added 2B into r6s
wtf else am i supposed to do, stare at the screen and do nothing
or play with these people
Do they talk about how it used to be better at least
No.
Oh hey Ivan
they just started playing it
Hru handsome
Oh no
May their souls forever get stuck in gold
For they will always boast about being able to kill plats and diamonds
oh hi gumbo
go outside, touch grass get a job
we dont play rankeds.
oh hi maja
.we play customs with each other, or fight against bots, barely play multiplayer with random people
hii
Oh no, even worse
But then again, this new generation of r6s players will never know how good r6s truly was
The ones that know, know.
i dont think a game that's based on camping and staring at corners was ever good
I dont sit on my phone in there usually
smoking 40 packs a day
I'm a simple man, I see anime....cigarettes, I download

vietnam update also included historically accurate furries
Marine Medium Tiltrotor Squadron 364 (VMM-364) is a United States Marine Corps medium-lift tiltrotor squadron consisting of MV-22B Ospreys. The squadron, known as the "Purple Foxes", is based at Marine Corps Air Station Camp Pendleton, California and falls under the command of Marine Aircraft Group 39 (MAG-39) and the 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing (...
chrischan lookin art
Ofc they are based in California
lots of military bases in california, last stop before being shipped outta the country to the pacific
I grew up exploring the abandoned Fort Ord buildings
Hello
it's not a hospital at all
there's no treatment 
it's just the loony bin, they lock us in here and throw the key
"please kill me" energy
idk looks pogged out of his gourd to me

Arma moment
Launch in an Su-57
go to the battlefield, fuck up an Su-25 Frogfoot, RTB, refuse to elaborate

me when I finally join an Arma game with you, and you instantly drop a nuke on me
Nah
that's the AFRF soldier's POV
that name sounds like a chihuahua barking
Unlike me: 4 helis in the battlefield, I dodge like 8 missiles and get away untouched

Real
And
because of how based I am
Guess who's been the only fighter pilot in this campaign so far

i also really need to record my adventures
shadowplay type recording is nice
I will learn to fly in that game just to drop you
barely notice it once you set it up
I have it so at any time I can clip the last 5 minutes

GL
I don't need luck, my motto is "zero skill, full send" 
I really wish the AFRF would fuck around and find out by bringing out one of their own Su-57s while I'm in one instead of being bitches and setting up SAMs after I drop one of their Su-25s
MIG-29s just don't satisfy me enough
Gotta find that game again lmao
5th gen fighter VS 5th gen fighter cmon AFRF don't be bitches fr
BRO WHAT IS THAT GAME CALLED I CAN'T REMEMBER
Fly a tractor instead

Oh god, that's the weird ass british (I think?) Jet with the twin engines that were one under the other (yeah i see the french flag, it doesn't mean it's a french design)
no, that's a tractor 
Ey @crimson flame, with my most recent Su-25 kill (the one I got like half an hour ago) what does that bring my kills up to?
I think
like 4-5 jets now?
1 mig-29
3 su-25s?
Damn what's up gamer
and one Felon via AA cannon
I am exhausted. I slept from like 10p to 10a
fk it
i just know that i'm based
12 hour sleeps do be fuckin people up
bruh this is not even the meme channel anymore 
Real
General chat is probably more memey than us
This is what happens when you allow memes to be posted
I got the worst sunburn of my life on Saturday and now it's all blistering and peeling, but it's painful as shit. Not as bad as breaking bones, but definitely uncomfortable
People just don't do it all the time but when they want to, they can, thus, everyone actually enjoys their time
Electric Lightning
Wild comparison and lemme smack you on the sunburn, see if it leaves a mark
It would be like slapping a puddle. Fucking puss and water would pour out of my skin
Thinking about taking my tuner to a coffee shop this morning
I could use a seriously strong energy drink
thunder and lighting
Apparently my sunburn is bad enough that the ends of nerves are being compressed by inflammation and sending weird signals down the nerves. Either A) My skin literally feels like it's splitting, or B) It feels like the worst itch of your life, but hurts endlessly to attempt to scratch.
These god damn Artefacts giving my melanoma
melnon
Melon tastes like gamma radiation, or TV static
melon or water melon
Basically me in an Su-57 as a poor su-25 flies around not noticing me reading the fucking serial numbers on the bottom of it
The Gran' Shaker
im veri nervous
it will

It will suck fucking dick and balls, that's how it works, and then you learn and get better
c:
thank u
this is long near the end because its far from finished but can u guys tell me how ass this is on 1-10
mp3 file
I dont know anything about classical music but it sounds good imo?
I expected some gachi earrape, very disappointed
it's well constructed, I think you're good in making it interesting and not repetitive, I would for sure suggest better plugins, for better sound quality
its not supposed to be classical
sososos
what i want
is a violin in background and paino for main
unfortunately I don't know any for classical instruments, other than Omnisphere ofc lol
i want it to be melenchony(?)
ive always been passionate about music but too scared to make something
I would 100% suggest trying to add a bass to it, very low and in the background
i will c: thank u pavlo
you're welcome, have fun 
tank u
good luck
Duck Boat
Don't hold back bro worst thing that can happen is that you don't get a big audience but who cares if you have fun doing it
They're gonna do the cool 80's boat ride with "Out of Touch" playing in the background
✅ Locked down 🎪brainfart
✅ Unlocked 🎪brainfart.
hey ledy
Hello Pepi
hi Pepi
can u tell me how this sounds?
hmmm reminds me of the naruto sad song + a witcher night time song
sounds nice
I like it but I think maybe it starts a bit too quick ? Is that 3 different violins we hear in the beggining ?
Wonder how it sounds with the 3rd coming a bit later
No changes just without layering the first 2 with the 3rd that fast ?
Best advice is just make a backup of this one and then experiment change all kind of stuff lol
looks like distorted tlou music
dude didnt do anything for 20 minutes and their team won
I had no jungler
they did
so gg
typical bronze game tbh
nobody knows what theyre doing
enemy always has the better team for some reason so you perma loose every game
ggwp
no matter what you do
Why do you even inflict that on yourself Ivan
on second listen, I think some notes are out of key, I would suggest that you learn a bit of music theory, Andrew Huang did a good vid on that, here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgaTLrZGlk0&list=PLZpLmSaCxji7QPikBpW1Xu2jRDx8bHRa9&index=63&t=1150s
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cuz I like playing the champs that I main
ivan decided that he was enjoying normals too much, so now he plays ranked
its just perma loosing lmao
Ranked in any game = ruin experience
Still made a cool lil thing, but theory might give you more ideas
In Lol and Dota that goes 5x times more
yeah lol, like I said, when you feel like it's time y'know
oki ill listen to it c:
bro these creatures are not people they dont knowwhat to do how to do it when to do it
its insane man
Haha you sound like me when i had 2k hours on dota back in 2013
DoTa got the mmr gulag for toxic behaviours that's worse than being stuck in bronze imo
Don't diss bots like that
it is insane
Ye honestly just mute all
ikr
actually yeah mb
Just play using pings
bots actually try
but you cant win the games iedy
no matter what you do
pings
not pings
Mute all
nothing works
Yeah but getting tilted minute 5 is also not good
you play your lane to PERFECTION
and then your bot lane goes 0/16

i literally played my lane perfectly
and we lost
because bot fed
and my jungler fed
g fucking g man
Think about that , i am support main on dota
At least your made some progress playing your role/champ kek
Meaning i cant carry if my cores fuck up
Treant/io main 
gg man
Ye i was spamming warlock , oracle ,treant , jakiro and ogre
ye shapiro has good dmg but you can get fucked early too lmao
Io was smth else , if someone picked io in ranked
Either 7k smurf booster or retard feeder
anyway
queuing? my mans been in there for 3 mins
actually yeah

why am I queing for 3 minutes
Definition of insanity
when queue times are 1 minute
soft ban, get a life
its god trying to send you a message
how can you not be toxic when youre playing with brainless apes
If ur behaviour score is low
ah yes, the "its their fault for me being toxic, not me being unable to handle my anger properly"
yes
game was going good
from the start
we were equal
until viego decided to feed the enemy jng mid and bot lane
because yes
and game was automatically over
Ruined king ruins games
Glassic
Panther is such a bitch to hunt, my god
(Yes, rdr2)
true
they are useless throughout the entire game
meanwhile the balanced fizz presses R and we all die
just learn to say it is what it is after every game and you will be fine
He's GROOVY
Lmao, league players 
helper for one day, already grooming users for feet pics
i am so proud of you delight

but at what cost
my sanity
you had any left? 

typical league players
I like vayne and twitch
but in todays meta and the way league plays out
they are horrible champs
What division is this
For real? 
ye why
No way
I did my placements and got placed in bronze 1
Why
oh shit theres a way to play diablo 4 through the uh, 100% off store
wym
ah yes, my favorite store
from my understanding it uses a private server to do it
but ill explain more once i eventually get it working
Isn't there a way to host it locally ?
you mean reflection or what
The cs rate is kinda high, is it really b1?
I mean
I'm bronze one right now
Are you smurfing?
thought i dont think I will be able to climb to silver
smurfing?
what
are you seriious
oke
we won bot lane pretty easy kemek
That's E.cuniculi probably
No offense but I thought that people who spam this channel with LoL would have something better to show off than b1
My 54 yo dad has a better division
It's kind of shameless
No offense
okay?
I was not "showing off"
first of all
but okay
matter of fact I only recently started playing ranked
before that we only played normals with alex
on this euw account
i wanted to show my team and the enemy team and state how I was SURPISED we won the game
I'm happy for you 
Glad you have fun
Judging by his messages he has about 0 fun

Negative even
that's LoL for you
At least he's not bored ig 
yes
I had fun that game for the most part
my thresh made some nasty plays
which I loved
so I can say I did have fun that game
confidently
No , I replied like that because kemek made it seem like I'm bragging off
when I was showing the team comps being surprised that it was a win when it couldve very well been a loss
thats all
understood?
And i meant “Judging by all your LoL related messages in this channel you have about 0 fun”
Which might make it worse actually
But thats how it looks
fair point
what is that supposed to be
mental health issues
correct
🥂
Sam's Wonka bit on Fishtank next to the original. I have to say he knocked it out of the park.
Fishtank .
Fishtank.live
#fishtank
#fishtanklive
#letty
#josie
#samhyde
#jetneptune
#fishtank.live
#queso
Sam Hyde
Wonka
Fishtank
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kinda funny ngl
highly esoteric video
I was never sure what this thing is
ok tell me what this is
schizo house
very true
literally me
What LoL does to mf
im sane, especially if you look at what LoL did to ivan
ME FR
shhh
Just show this .gif to your kids someday with zero context and tell them it was a US president
☝️
What
funny
I am going to kill myself, I will not put fucking numbers in my name tf 
Whatever you say, pavlo398362662
I thought that anime song was playing from a guy drinking whatever in that jug
I should go to sleep
You should lmao
what a weird fucking video
Oog
Inb4 people are selling rare discord username accounts
Fuck you @grizzled meadow
My man @main moon doing another masterpiece
Amen Father Daniela
Bless you
Now daddy is gonna play his silly anime gatcha games for dopamine
what kind of dumbass would put numbers in their name
🙏
I have a meme which is a picture of nimble but his legs are photoshopped as a frame of one man one jar and the jar is photoshopped to be a flashdrive
it's not nsfw but I don't want to risk posting it
You already have a number in your name. The roman 5

I have Roman in me, yes
Sus wording
No, it's exactly what I meant 

I just woke up so i got some good thoughts in my head still
braincells aint fizzled out yet
Get that dopamine bag
Wizardly creation
Based
Toilet wa er
Mongolian <3
Nice
do planes actually say retard or is it another word
wtff abuse
killing the dolphin
D:
holy leafy
COMMUNISM!!!
wait
isn't that leafy
and this girl
i know her too
from somewhere
might just be average white woman tho
shoeonhead
You're thinking of another girl
God ShoeOnHead...
I'm going to start DMing the Maricopa County game and fish department wild shit at 1-3am now
you sure? looks pretty similar
jesus that look is creeping me out
Boxxy?
My name is boxxxy
i thought thats the same person
Never heard of leafy
i mean i heard of leafy and boxxy but not shoehead or whatever her name is
Hrt is magic
I always thought shoeonhead was boxxy in disguise
leafy was doin aight, til youtube decided that he specifically was everything wrong with the platform and banned him
hes tried to come back but they ban him always
what did leafy do anyways
I think shoe on head does political stuff
thats why i don't know about her
fuck politics
all my homies hate politics
he made several videos featuring pokimane in the title, like 7 or 8 in a row, and in them he just talked about what he has been doing for the last few months, stocks and stuff. Youtube considered that targeted harrassment and banned him and he hasnt been able to come back since
She probably got the name from that one dude who runs for president every time with the boot on his head
Who?
no way that is real
Unfortunately it is
Leafyishere, basically popularised the youtube commentary genre
true
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermin_Supreme#:~:text=Vermin Love Supreme (born%201960,elections%20in%20the%20United%20States.
Vermin Love Supreme (born 1960 or 1961) is an American performance artist and activist who has run as a candidate in various local, state, and national elections in the United States. He served as a member of the Libertarian Party's judicial committee. Supreme is known for wearing a boot as a hat and carrying a large toothbrush, and has said tha...
Good ol vermin supreme
this dude looks exactly like i would imagine a dude running for president with a boot on his head would look like
he looks like gandalf
with a boot as a hat
More like Sai from duck dynasty
Kinda looks like one of the hillbillys in one of those "Bigfoot hunting" tv shows
god i miss the leafy days
it was a magical time
idubbz was still funny, i didnt fervently despise h3h3
ayo

thank you mods
Huh who?
Bot popped in front of my eyes while i was bing chilling in #🔨поддержка-стандарт-gamma-ru-ua 
i guess was the same guy as in here
It was
where ornn skin riot
ornn has 3 skins the good the bad and the ugly
or we could replace ugly with boring
also varus got a VO update finally
Oi oi 
there is satanic rituals going on in my neighbors house
ask if you can join
bring a friend
every time my neighbor makes any noise i'm stuck between removing all the fuses from their fuse box and throwing a pipe bomb through their window
leave an egg tapped to their door.
They are reading Harry Potter ?
a fully intact one.
They look similar but the girl in that pic is shoeonhead
10/10 here
hey its me falco
give me your credit card information
pasta pizza
no
mama mia
bro wtf daniels
KHEZU MY BELOVED
Khezu my beloved
Whats your favourite elder dragon
slimy lightning foreskin
yeah i can shoot lighting out of my foreskin too
i really feel like khezu would really understand me
probably shara ishvalda
mf is just a rock
Is that the scary eyed rock one
I adore Khezu's music theme
me in the club with the khezu theme 🧍♀️
My fav elder dragon is Kushala Daora
Baller name
I listen to it all day since I encountered it in MHF2
i love the big rock that turns into a weird monkey faced actual weapon of mass dubstep
pretty good one
hate the fight tho
windy ass mf
Was worse in the old days
wind pressure moment
gotta use poison throwing knives
or else you're fugged
Wait a sec, I thought khezu doesn't have a theme since it never actually "spots" you
i fight khezu in complete silence a lot of the time yeah
Monster themes start whenever the monster sees your hunter
Khezu and Gigganox have no eyes
therefore
no theme
therefore
funny meme
I also like the bubble dragon
me when i see an unattended pile of copper wire
soap moment
by allah i shall be cleaned
why anything would evolve into making fucking bubbles of all things i don't know
god was a little silly
I am truly the smoothest brain
whoosh
get fucken wooshed
dingus
Me 🤝 you
liking Khezu and getting wooshed with wind
Hell yeah
first time i fought that monkey i got so scared
after the 15th time i got a little less scared
you monkey me narga
funny beak cat thingy
of the modern monster hunter games i think world is the hardest
also called a bat
real and true
Diablos believe in femdom biologically
the royal ludroth scream in Rise is just a bald eagle scream fr
shit sounds so whack when you're fighting a walking fuckin sponge
@weak jackal favorite armor set?
if you say ratholos you're a basic bitch and i will never forgive you
that's a tough one
please open up your nearest monster hunter game and look through all of them
The kushala set is like super sick and metal looking. narga is pretty dope ninja vibes. The Khezu set is like a slimy knight
that is a hard ass choice
The rathalos and Rathian sets look like ass on women
big fuckoff ugly ass skirt
my favourite set is the pukei pukei set
look at how dumb this fucking rathian set is
same
But i just like the hood that looks like eyes on the fem pukei set
shit is expensive
i know which one you mean cuh
cowboy and sluttier cowboy
epic
i love how the biggest difference in the armor sets between male and female is that the female sets usually don't have the face covered and the male ones do
could be like the exact same armor
just without a faceplate
bruh wtf
how do you make being a cowboy slutty
@weak jackal this is literally the same fucking armor except smaller head fins and a visible face
same armor
THE HALLOWEEN ARMORS
one is a spooky pumpkin man and the other is a dainty little pumpkin maiden
same armor again
more inner thigh
i get it, they're japanese
does every japanese development studio have a department for slutifying outfits
look up the odogaron armour
have you hear how "odogaron" is actually pronounced?
no
please get in the second vc lobby real quick
i need to tell you
more thigh
also cat ears??
lookj up the kushala armour now
the kushala armor in rise is pretty dope
i like helmets that look like stern faces
yeah but the female armor actually covered the body
@weak jackalplease i need to tell you how odogaron is pronounced









