🎪bruh-fart

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/brebh8x8uc5b1.png

[merry marlin]

isnt that against the rules or something?

[weak jackal]

you afraid of big men

weakling

Afraid of british men

[merry marlin]

no, but....nvm

[final cedar]

why doesn't the larger one eat the smaller specimen?

[cinder vector]

dude delete the pic

now

[weak jackal]

clever move

[weak jackal]

afraid of british men

you shall be devoured

[uncut obsidian]

I was playing on Asian servers today, couldn't understand a thing but holy shit they're funny

[final cedar]

is he spamming creedence clearwater through the mic?

[tribal rain]

american servers are also very funny, sarcastic people everywhere

[tribal rain]

and european ones are just choas

[uncut obsidian]

Yes

[ornate tulip]

Fortunate son is very fitting

[grizzled meadow]

I've pinged you in a thing, have you seen it?

[tribal rain]

everytime i fly helicopters i crash when its full

[final cedar]

when?

didn't get a ping

[uncut obsidian]

Every time i fly helicopters i crash if I'm not the pilot

[grizzled meadow]

I hate Discord

[uncut obsidian]

I fly like the Squad pilots

Low n fast

[misty onyx]

i like how the pilot can get sniped, makes for some amazing saves

[tribal rain]

[grizzled meadow]

@final cedar

[uncut obsidian]

That happened to me

[oblique spire]

wouldn't let me

shit just wouldn't work

[misty onyx]

there’s a lot of heli pilots out there that are very good at combined arms

[tribal rain]

i was once in the heli minigun thing and there was a very crowded place with the enemy, ALOT of kills

[misty onyx]

it’s happened to be multiple times

well, when i’m not the pilot

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bbAoE.gif

[uncut obsidian]

This happens almost every time when someone else takes the pilot place in my teams

I rarely see actual good pilots

[misty onyx]

both times i kinda just sat in the pilot’s seat and flew back to base so they could take over

[final cedar]

fuuuck, shaved my head yesterday, went to the store today... sunburn

[cinder vector]

lol

[misty onyx]

i feel like being bald is the worst thing for being outside

[final cedar]

fr

[uncut obsidian]

I also fucking love this clip

[tribal rain]

alright ill go gayming in battlebit

[uncut obsidian]

Wait

I'll hop on too

In like 5-10 min

[tribal rain]

[final cedar]

this game has no right to look as good as it does

[uncut obsidian]

That's battlebit for ya

It may look like roblox + unturned

But you forget about it after 5 minutes in-game

[rugged belfry]

This game looks cool as fuck.

[uncut obsidian]

Download it

[rugged belfry]

Is it on Steam?

[uncut obsidian]

Join us

We gonna go in a party

[uncut obsidian]

Yes

[ornate tulip]

How much does it cost?

[uncut obsidian]

They're doing their last biggest free 48h long playtest

[ornate tulip]

Ah.

[uncut obsidian]

There's like 4-5 hours of the playtest left

[uncut obsidian]

Then the servers will get closed again

And on June 15 it'll go into Early Access

For $15

But right now it's free

Until the end of the playtest

[ornate tulip]

Wack. It goes to Early access on my birthday.

[uncut obsidian]

Damn

Timing

[misty onyx]

it’s basically just a cheaper battlefield

[rugged belfry]

Damn, the things you do for nuggies and fries.

[misty onyx]

better version of 2042

[uncut obsidian]

Cheaper and better

It's BF4 + Squad

[livid pond]

roblox

[uncut obsidian]

3 fans of Battlefield decided to make their own version of BF that could run on any device

[misty onyx]

it also has the weird ww3 helmet and armor durability

[uncut obsidian]

(yes there's only 3 devs)

[misty onyx]

i mean i feel like nothing can match what 4 had

how long has battlebit been in development for

it must’ve taken years for 3 guys to do all of that

[rugged belfry]

Wasn't 4 just a fancier copy of 3 basically?

[misty onyx]

better ui n all

[wind forum]

Me btw

[misty onyx]

this is the best wizard image

[rugged belfry]

Also, Junji Ito profile picture?

[wind forum]

50/50

Mine was drawn for Halloween

[rugged belfry]

Fucking neat regardless.

[ornate tulip]

Yea, it is pretty cool.

[uncut obsidian]

The developers explain that the game has been in production since 2016 and a lot has changed. Apparently "the game has been rewritten 3 times, and its core worked 2 times". So it could be said that there has only ever been one Battlebit game, however, it has undergone so many changes since the original version that the developers felt the word Remaster was more fitting for the current state of the game compared to its origins.

[uncut obsidian]

...Until devs of BBR add more stuff

The helis were added like 2 months ago

That was the first air vehicle in the game

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010382307447812176/1117404724266815528/image.png?width=601&height=670

[uncut obsidian]

ight im back

@tribal rain @misty onyx @rugged belfry @ornate tulip who wanna go battlebit

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1106254250331353119/1110559352194084864/snapchat.gif

[tribal rain]

Ill come in around 30-45 minutes. dinner

[ornate tulip]

I'm going to mammoth caves. Can't, don't have it downloaded and my PC couldn't handle it more than likely.

[tribal rain]

It can 100%

[ornate tulip]

Otherwise I'd probably join.

[uncut obsidian]

awh

[tribal rain]

its VERY optimized

[uncut obsidian]

it's only 3gb and any pc can handle it

[ornate tulip]

I must've overestimated it then.

But I'll be occupied for most of the day sadly.

[uncut obsidian]

Minimum requirements
OS: Windows 7 SP1 (x64 - x86)
Processor: Intel Core i5-2310
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: Geforce GTS 450 or equivalent or better
DirectX: Version 11
Network: Broadband Internet connection
Storage: 2 GB available space

[tribal rain]

@uncut obsidian see ya in 30-45 mins

[uncut obsidian]

sad

[uncut obsidian]

ight ill play alone for now then

[ornate tulip]

I offer cat

[rugged belfry]

How are you today BTW, mwadi?

[uncut obsidian]

mid

as always

[rugged belfry]

Living the mid life.

[oblique spire]

I'm just fucking based

[uncut obsidian]

battlebit + music = best shit

also the beat drop was perfect

[oblique spire]

Yes but have you tried using an SU-57 to fuck up 2 SU-25s and a MIG-29 in Arma 3 while "Everybody wants to rule the world" is playing

[stone blade]

team doesnt wanna FF this game

for some reason

[rugged belfry]

I would prefer to rule the world, not ruel it.

[oblique spire]

stfu

[crimson flame]

https://tenor.com/view/never-give-up-fist-pump-motivation-motivational-gif-4892451

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010382307447812176/1075620455127470242/4PK3vgIztKEVeUNc.mp4

[tulip ravine]

I’m getting kurger bing

[stone blade]

we lsot

so

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/962010904935923732/1071139597188333668/download.mp4

[stone blade]

I was the only person with a possitive KDA on the team

in a loosing lane

against teemo

holy fk

my goodness the people that play

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010382307447812176/1075925159246037042/IMG_7469.jpg?width=626&height=670

[tribal rain]

@uncut obsidian so how do we go in together

[uncut obsidian]

do i have you in friends on steam?

i forgor

[tribal rain]

no

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/802748725671624754/1049910026665467974/2c1a4a40cb242c3ba50f2439e1dd5e81.png?width=536&height=670

[uncut obsidian]

1046151332

@tribal rain

[tribal rain]

ok holdon

[lament vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1002301423935033494/1117347541047070720/trim.7D099D4A-A6DA-48AF-AEEF-AAF4D59AC883.mp4

[tribal rain]

also battlebit statistics is lying

7% accuracy

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010382307447812176/1049663419944538182/Snaptik.app_7171035923713363243.mov

[uncut obsidian]

lemme check mine

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010382307447812176/1048746541017485342/trim.64EF4218-2621-4BB0-832A-0000E80930FF.mov

[uncut obsidian]

naurrrr

they lyin

[solar obsidian]

man, u stink

[tribal rain]

yes

[tribal rain]

shur up you stink even mor

[uncut obsidian]

(actually it might be influenced by the heli's miniguns)

[rugged belfry]

Hit or miss, they be missing mostly.

[solar obsidian]

your mom

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/802748725671624754/1048445521733369927/trim.183FE21E-3AAE-4FBF-AFF9-AABFEDE1884F.mov

[uncut obsidian]

@tribal rain join my party in main menu

[tribal rain]

ok hold on

[misty onyx]

i feel like shit so, i’m good

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1020039882099413023/1049687518599184484/43CA15F4-DC75-4C58-AC81-BA425F0C6B43.jpg?width=670&height=670

[uncut obsidian]

aw sad

[rugged belfry]

Fucking saved.

[tribal rain]

@uncut obsidian im in the party

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010382307447812176/1117382717001175070/FyPN6I7WcAIk_Yl.png?width=850&height=637

[tribal rain]

go american servers

[high token]

who is bro?

[uncut obsidian]

ight

i guess no more people will join

[uncut obsidian]

not eu?

[tribal rain]

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010382307447812176/1082621261944979496/y90e7qbsg8n91.png?width=676&height=670

[tribal rain]

in eu barely anyone uses voice chat

[uncut obsidian]

this me in murica

[tribal rain]

[uncut obsidian]

this me in EU

this me in japan

but we won't go japan

so, murica or eu?

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010382307447812176/1082614768289988658/326359925_928452318523678_8406733428587826754_n.mp4

[tribal rain]

america, even tho we will be lagging like ass, voice chat will be understandable and funny

[rugged belfry]

Why do I feel like this is a great description Of America in general.

[uncut obsidian]

@tribal rain wait i think we joined a eu one

leave this one

[tribal rain]

ah ok

no worry

lets just continue

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/763053037332725790/1117189458857570374/FxZccssXoAEzLyB.jpg?width=678&height=670

[uncut obsidian]

is 64v64 fine?

or do we go 128v128

[tribal rain]

i might get another guy

to join

hes installing rn

[uncut obsidian]

ight

[tribal rain]

128, more chaos

and extra fps gone

[uncut obsidian]

60 for me

[tribal rain]

night, never done that

man night vision drops my fps

[uncut obsidian]

ight joining

wait are we in different servers

@tribal rain join me im in a murican server

[tribal rain]

ok

[uncut obsidian]

i can already hear ppl in voice

this is great

[tribal rain]

joining

[uncut obsidian]

@tribal rain join papa squad

[tribal rain]

im in it

[uncut obsidian]

this server is already great

[tribal rain]

wtf

[stone blade]

Time to play twitch

and be useles the entire game

pog

[tribal rain]

@uncut obsidian i cant hear you if your using vc btw

Yes

now i can

@uncut obsidian i need to buy a new microphone, cant be playing without talking

[misty onyx]

why is your pfp evil as fuck

[misty onyx]

i don’t have a mic neither, used to have a headset but it just fell apart

[rugged belfry]

Kinda like life, it all falls apart.

[chrome jewel]

legalize nuclear bombs

[amber marsh]

Let's goooooo

Lmao

[livid pond]

im incredibly edgy

[runic kernel]

Hi Gumbito

[uncut obsidian]

@tribal rain I'll be back in 10 minutes

Won't be able to use mic sadly

[tribal rain]

Aight, im in a fucking meatgrinder rn

[uncut obsidian]

In a fucking meatgrinder or you are one?

[tribal rain]

We are getting bombed from everywhere

[tribal rain]

in

im barely alive

[uncut obsidian]

Oh

[livid pond]

meatrider

[uncut obsidian]

War

[tribal rain]

explosions wont stop

holy shit

We cant pass the bridge with this

yeah they pushed our position and got us all

[livid pond]

bees make honey

[tribal rain]

@uncut obsidian im witnessing an dog fight

[uncut obsidian]

im joining

ima be a pilot most of the time on this map

also use I ingame for chat

[tribal rain]

K

[crimson pagoda]

"i lift because mommy grocery very heavy"

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/kmpyhgsugd5b1.jpg

[stone blade]

wow...a game where twitch wasn't useless

[tribal rain]

@uncut obsidian i found this downed enemy, when i shoot him he kept saying “oooo stop itttt!” In a girly voice

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/0qdwdqz3fd5b1.jpg

[uncut obsidian]

lmao

[balmy badger]

wow, as if for the first time people are squeezing ff in ng

[stone blade]

its still annoying

[balmy badger]

based

[stone blade]

yes

[errant magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675766819688153116/1117256002769793104/Murkysuperevaporated_7c46ec_10597223.mp4

[stone blade]

Guys look

[runic kernel]

[errant magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675766819688153116/1117461596764131378/RDT_20230611_164447.mp4

[tribal rain]

@uncut obsidian ill hop off, it was fun

[uncut obsidian]

ight

cya

[stone blade]

the thing I love is how the 3/13 graves could basically 2 shot me at any point

because yes

[uncut obsidian]

hop on battlebit

[stone blade]

hop on this dick

[solar obsidian]

[lunar brook]

hop on this ban

[stone blade]

no

[lunar brook]

he refused

[misty onyx]

tbh i didn’t know ted was alive before i heard he died

[lunar brook]

you cannot legaly ban someone if he says “no”

[rancid iris]

[stone blade]

tru tru

[solar obsidian]

me too

[crimson pagoda]

something about soyjak memes awaken a primal disgust inside of me

[rancid iris]

ap twitch more fun

[misty onyx]

that is the purpose of the soyjak

[crimson pagoda]

i know

and thats why its one of my favorites

[crimson pagoda]

crabjak

[lunar brook]

spoken like a true soyjack

[lunar brook]

best dad wtf

arm ruined

based

[crimson pagoda]

the fucking crab man i cant

[lunar brook]

now that i look closer at the pic

[solar obsidian]

[lunar brook]

surely its a tatoo and not black ink pen

[crimson pagoda]

he is literally me

[crimson pagoda]

be not afraid (to grill)

[misty onyx]

true enlightenment reached

[lunar brook]

i like my steak well ascended

[crimson pagoda]

holy fuck i've been trying to remember the name of this game for ages now

[lunar brook]

wtf is this game

3 polygon pig

boomer moment

[uncut obsidian]

@lunar brook let's go battlebit

[lunar brook]

never

i never played it

[solar obsidian]

if he said boomer moment on that game, he will say it on battlebit

[lunar brook]

i actually wanted to see what the talk is about this evening

[lunar brook]

reposts, but non spammy

[crimson pagoda]

did battlebit finally launch?

[lunar brook]

Shoot

Pull the trigger now

[uncut obsidian]

4h of last playtest lefr

[lunar brook]

whens the next one?

next year?

[crimson pagoda]

if i didnt have to do some goofy ass android project for college id play it

fuck android studio all my homies hate android studio

[lunar brook]

hop on microsoft word

[proud torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/velociraptor-kiss-me-me-leaning-me-leaning-in-for-a-kiss-after-stuttering-gif-25253433

[crimson pagoda]

im on that notepad IDE grind

[plush pine]

you can't stop it, he is coming to put gay thoughts in your brain and there is nothing you can do about it

[crimson pagoda]

who is this foul creature

i see him everywhere

[lunar brook]

if you saw him than you are a boy kisser

we need to put you down

[crimson pagoda]

come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth

im feeling romantical

[lunar brook]

[crimson pagoda]

you cant legally shoot me if i say no

[lunar brook]

wait what

[crimson pagoda]

silence liberal

[lunar brook]

🔊

[uncut obsidian]

no, they're launching early access on june 15

[lunar brook]

pog

[uncut obsidian]

They had a 48h playtest, the last one

4h left

[lunar brook]

will it cost 9999 dollars

[uncut obsidian]

15

[lunar brook]

and be unavaliable in russia

and be racist

[weak jackal]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/566/821/4f1.jpeg

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/566/823/53b.jpeg

[uncut obsidian]

The amount of "SYSTEM: User has been banned for racism" that I've seen today is insane

[crimson pagoda]

LMAO

[weak jackal]

rip berry boy

[crimson pagoda]

IM SMOOOOOOOOOOTHINGGG

[lunar brook]

Whats the occasion?

[crimson pagoda]

you know what this reminds me of, that fucking scene from charlie and the chocolate factory where the girl eats gum and turns into berry boy, shit was actually traumatizing for me

[uncut obsidian]

Idk

[tulip ravine]

Hello

[weak jackal]

excellent

[mortal violet]

@grizzled meadow bro i was deranked wtf is this

i used to be professional

[crimson pagoda]

yeah me too

tf

[weak jackal]

falco i used to be a dev can you add my role back thanks

[mortal violet]

don't talk outside brainfart!!

the xp bot is out for blood

ong bro falco is immaculate

[plucky void]

did someone say blood

[misty onyx]

i’ve seen moderators talking in chat after they banned someone

[tulip ravine]

Ooga booga Ooga booga

[errant magnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/305061902516486145/1117470280948920330/ted3.webm

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/750151136358564010/1117472955568500828/ssstik.io_1686496701256.mp4

[grim radish]

https://youtu.be/G-Se-oR8FWE

Me when playing Ghost of Tsushima

[weak jackal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FyVTwAbWIAE5Shh?format=jpg&name=small

My pfp goes hard, always looks like i'm reacting to the post above me

"fuck you doing up there"

[grizzled meadow]

And @crimson pagoda
#📢announcements

[weak jackal]

Italian located

Falco where is my developer role

[solar obsidian]

yeah

xray shadow wizard money gang

[weak jackal]

develop this pussy letsgoooo

augh fuck its 2 am

someone tell me to go sleep and i'll do it ( am easily influenced)

[solar obsidian]

go to sleep

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/yuru-yuri-kyoko-good-night-chat-sleep-anime-gif-25192697

[swift scarab]

Fuck it I’m bored

Invictus time

@grizzled meadow OI

Give advice

[rugged belfry]

Don't die (Twice)

[swift scarab]

Well no shit, besides that

[rugged belfry]

Play on Hard/Survivalist.

I didn't say I had good advice.

[swift scarab]

Understandable

Why did I just get ranked down two levels

[rugged belfry]

Everyone did.

[swift scarab]

The fuck happened

[rugged belfry]

New Bot or sum shit

New XP system or sum shit

[swift scarab]

@heavy peak Why’d everyone get ranked down twice?

[mortal violet]

#📢announcements

[weak jackal]

@grizzled meadow I made a merch shirt idea

we can discuss money when i wake up

[heavy peak]

Yes #📢announcements

[swift scarab]

Huh, weird

[runic kernel]

Dont need to worry about exp when you have no role

[swift scarab]

So do we just have to work back up again I guess?

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/impress-based-american-psycho-very-based-impressive-very-based-gif-21665669

[heavy peak]

Yup

[swift scarab]

Oh well I guess

Who wants a bunch of pixelated pfps I found on TikTok

Also seeing Grok at something other then Master rank is mildly funny

[solar obsidian]

@swift scarab #🔍automod-notifications can give good advices

[swift scarab]

I posted in there too, yea

They gave the generic “welcome to hell” and one guy helped me a little, I’ll ask for more details once I’m done with chores

[lunar brook]

you still have xp btw

[lunar brook]

Michael Jackson moment

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-gif-22227191

[rugged belfry]

Pixel pfps?

[cosmic siren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/366332642146123779/1116957176766943302/guy_gets_swatted_for_being_on_a_free_robux_site-h9ir1fpl35x61.mov

[swift scarab]

Pixelated pfps

[rugged belfry]

Some of those are pretty good

[fading shuttle]

they are cringe where is my evil pixelated black cat?

[swift scarab]

Make your own lazy ass

[fading shuttle]

your mom

[swift scarab]

No u

[fading shuttle]

no u

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/uno-reverse-card-gif-24856155

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-no-u-no-you-reverse-uno-uno-gif-22508660

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-impostor-uno-reverse-gif-18821056

[lunar brook]

sus

[swift scarab]

Amogus

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/draw4-block-no-u-gif-25211675

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/uno-reverse-uno-reverse-card-uno-no-u-gif-23863535

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-uno-card-game-colorful-gif-16633402

[lunar brook]

pride month

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/ultimate-mega-legendary-uno-reverse-mega-card-uno-reverse-gif-26050192

Nice try

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-emoji-disintegrating-emoji-disappearing-meme-21st-century-gif-24891417

[rugged belfry]

Certified boykisser moment right here.

[swift scarab]

Don’t make me boykisser post again

[lunar brook]

dew it

severe lack of balls

[oblique spire]

POV: That BMP had enough of you

[swift scarab]

My brain waiting to hear back from the hospital I applied to work at

[tribal rain]

Ok

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[austere shadow]

His ass is drunk driving

[swift scarab]

Screw mentats

Eat bufftats

[swift scarab]

This man does NOT have his learners permit

[fading shuttle]

dutch isnt real

[rancid iris]

[ruby minnow]

i gotta keep this in my mind when i encounter a german person

[ornate tulip]

Hello Brainfart. I return from my rock and stone expedition

[errant magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1117485191934509106/RPReplay_Final1685899778.mov

[swift scarab]

Did you find any compressed gold

[ornate tulip]

Sadly, we're not rich.

[crimson pagoda]

I refuse to believe dutch is an actual language

[ornate tulip]

But I got a lump of pyrte

[swift scarab]

Noice

[swift scarab]

I got a good one for you

Do “Spank me daddy” in the translator

I laughed far too hard

[swift scarab]

I have a friend in the Netherlands that thought it was hilarious

[misty onyx]

man

did i get deranked

[ruby minnow]

bro holy shit i actually saw somebody say

"i'm pretty sure 10 year old kids cannot buy or play call of duty"

[oblique spire]

Lel

them:

[lament vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/188656936147746816/1117446104422809621/Me-working-on-Saturday-1686475503110.mp4

[swift scarab]

#📢announcements

Everyone did, even grok isn’t max rank anymore

[ornate tulip]

I mean, yea?

[cosmic siren]

huh

dammit

[swift scarab]

Yea

[cosmic siren]

ima a trainee now

[swift scarab]

Just have to earn our ranks back again

[swift scarab]

I was experienced

[cosmic siren]

[runic kernel]

Hi Genuinely

[split cradle]

stop caring about something meaningless like rank

[swift scarab]

But hehe funni colors

[runic kernel]

[split cradle]

it will return if you continue to plapper

[swift scarab]

Time to scavenge for lunch

[rugged belfry]

Whats for lunch

[split cradle]

chaos

[swift scarab]

Probably leftover soup

[swift scarab]

Wot

[split cradle]

its whats for lunch

[swift scarab]

Understandable

[runic kernel]

Enjyo ur lunch Verified Chaos Enjoyer

[split cradle]

indeed, mayy it fortify you for the grey times ahead

[swift scarab]

Honestly it looks white to me

I’m bad with shades of color

[ornate tulip]

Hello Chernobyl

I have no creature pictures, but I got a lot of rocks.

[runic kernel]

[swift scarab]

Rock moment

[ornate tulip]

I went to Mammoth cave

[tranquil basalt]

where falco posts from ^^^^^

[ornate tulip]

There was a part called "fat mans Misery." I was able to go goblin mode and crawl sort of. It was fun.

[runic kernel]

children yern for the mines

[ornate tulip]

I mean, it was.

[swift scarab]

If you want a cave near me look up Inner Space Caverns

Went there as a kid in school, was fun

[ornate tulip]

I got an authentic pyrite nugget

[swift scarab]

That do be fools gold though

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-american-psycho-i-have-to-kill-myself-gif-23988159

[austere shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/ceobe-arknigths-eats-burger-my-reaction-to-that-information-gif-27497476

Why do people eat food

[ornate tulip]

Idk about you, but I sort of need sustenance

[split cradle]

https://imgur.com/QUwdn3U

[split cradle]

lemme introduce you to a thing called bulmia

[swift scarab]

Soup

[split cradle]

excellent, looks oxtailish

[swift scarab]

Tomato soup

Bisque I think, not sure

[ruby minnow]

peak content

[pulsar field]

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/good-soup-gif-23597092

[swift scarab]

[fleet silo]

Very

[zealous elm]

fake

do NOT insult vanilla stalker

[glad carbon]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/wGJgVrWkeQ.jpg

[toxic sundial]

The last of us crossover incoming

[solar coral]

hello

[solar coral]

funny mushrooms hehe haha

[runic kernel]

Hi Ezoni SergalBoy

[lunar brook]

Furry

[solar coral]

internet historian fan

[lunar brook]

Thats a compliment

[solar coral]

and furry isnt?

:(

[lunar brook]

Surely

[solar coral]

oh its that video

cringe

[lunar brook]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[lunar brook]

My mans got the helmet

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/low-int-intelligence-specimen-cat-meme-gif-25294795

[lunar brook]

against a bat

[unkempt shore]

[lunar brook]

get hard countered

unbonkable

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/gang-shit-cat-gif-25661853

[solar coral]

shield removes hat

[tribal rain]

gun shoots through shield

gun shoots through furry mask

gun shoots through skin

[solar coral]

not if you parry it like radagon

[tribal rain]

gun shoots through skull

[solar coral]

golden parry

[tribal rain]

gun shoots through brain

dead

[solar coral]

simply parry the bullet

[tribal rain]

stab when parrying

shoot again

[solar coral]

stab also parried

[tribal rain]

dead

[solar coral]

smh clearly dodge roll through the stab

[tribal rain]

blow up

[solar coral]

dodge roll through the explosion (i frames)

[glad carbon]

nope

rung like a bell

loony toons style

[runic kernel]

[lunar brook]

https://tenor.com/view/destiny-gif-21784552

[uncut obsidian]

04:37am

[lunar brook]

Are you escaping from Tarkov irl?

[uncut obsidian]

technically yes

not yet tho

Soon™️

[lunar brook]

Get all the loot you can

Put a backpack in backpack in backpack

[uncut obsidian]

Sadly i won't be able to loot my cat

[lunar brook]

sadge

[solar obsidian]

clock is ticking birthday is coming

[lunar brook]

now

what did Delight mean by that

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-druski-gif-20560325

[solar obsidian]

[solar obsidian]

thats awesome

[cosmic siren]

"so, you have chosen, death."

[solar obsidian]

@hidden fractal

[swift scarab]

Lmao

[glad carbon]

happy 8th birthday!!

[solar obsidian]

16 years too late, but thank you 🤝

[swift scarab]

Damn, delights older then me

It’s joever

[fading shuttle]

boomer

[solar obsidian]

zoomer

[swift scarab]

He’s only 24, not boomer yet

[solar obsidian]

(im a zoomer)

[tribal rain]

hes young

[swift scarab]

(I know 4head)

[tribal rain]

most stalker fans are at their fiftys

[solar obsidian]

yes

[tribal rain]

fiftyies

ifpls

[pastel quartz]

yeah

I failed guys

[solar obsidian]

falco, skom, josta, ect.

[solar obsidian]

old geezers

[pastel quartz]

5 credit gone to shitty way

[tribal rain]

how old is falco actually

[pastel quartz]

Fuck electromagnetism

[swift scarab]

Good question

[pastel quartz]

Fuck physics

[swift scarab]

@grizzled meadow FALCOOOOOO

[pastel quartz]

He is a half god

[swift scarab]

HOW OLD

[pastel quartz]

so probably 2000 years old

[grizzled meadow]

What

[swift scarab]

Give age reveal

[grizzled meadow]

29, I already said it

I'm almost the oldest around here

[crimson flame]

[swift scarab]

Delight said you were a boomer

[crimson flame]

based uncle falco

[swift scarab]

[glad carbon]

falco is ANCIENT he is DECREPIT and he is ROTTING

[grizzled meadow]

Delight is a [REDACTED]

[swift scarab]

@solar obsidian you’ve been found out

[lunar brook]

Delight is among us

[fading shuttle]

i am 19

[swift scarab]

Kill

[fading shuttle]

shut up old man

[solar obsidian]

really?

[fading shuttle]

you cant even get to me without a cane

[swift scarab]

I’m only a year older then you, shut

[fading shuttle]

shit you old

[swift scarab]

Bullshit

[solar obsidian]

when was ur bday?

[lunar brook]

[Furry]

[fading shuttle]

23 february

[crimson flame]

imagine being born later than 2000. cringe

[swift scarab]

It’s not like I chose the date, damn

[solar obsidian]

go play with toys

[lunar brook]

koy bisser

[swift scarab]

Screw this I’m looting another deagle just to go back to Nimble

[lunar brook]

dual wield deagles

[swift scarab]

If only

12.7 deagle akimbo

The power of the sun, for all of two shots

[crimson flame]

12 seconds reload

[swift scarab]

Also apparently a lot of America is on fire rn

Cause Canada got on fire first

So that’s nice

[lunar brook]

And then they caused a fire too just to show they are also cool

Whats with the persona 4 fog situation?

or like

“a blowout is happening at NYC soon”

find cover

[swift scarab]

New York (the state, not city) looks like this, sooooo

[lunar brook]

Ahh yes, depths of hell

Just as i always pictured it

[swift scarab]

Average day in Ohio

[lunar brook]

Even before the smog btw

[sage otter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615159988511440926/1117531158008320010/Screenshot_20230609-174447_Instagram.png

[swift scarab]

STOP THE CAR

[lunar brook]

but how sloppy are we talking

[rugged belfry]

VERY

[solar obsidian]

doesnt matter

[rugged belfry]

A certfied slider.

[sage otter]

doesn't matter it's 99cents bro

[swift scarab]

A dollars a dollar

[sage otter]

You tip the last cent to make it a dollar

[rugged belfry]

You fucking bounce that penny on their forehead.

[sage otter]

You smack it like that coin ceremony they do for the big boats

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/uNNM.gif

[granite wind]

you are welcome

[swift scarab]

Context for muricans, he wished for a car

Monolith granted his wish

[crimson flame]

i want a big tiddy goth gf

[pastel quartz]

Lets find the wish granter

[tulip ravine]

[fading shuttle]

@grizzled meadow

[gusty willow]

We all do... We all do

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/jadeyanh-vylerria-twitch-gif-smoking-hot-gif-24370400

[weak jackal]

If everyone wants a big titty goth gf the supply will run low so that's why i go for small titty goth gf

Billions of them i bet

[gusty willow]

It's not the size of the tity but the size of the assests

[split cradle]

https://twitter.com/auderdy/status/1667708535097139200

Audrey (@auderdy)

The Chicken Orb gives chickens the freedom to forage outside of the chickenyard and in the garden without fear of getting eaten. You pop a chicken in the Orb, secure the orb gate, escort the chicken to a suitable foraging area, and away they go. The chicken moves the orb in its…

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Twitter · Jun 11, 2023, 1:41 AM

[tulip ravine]

Evening

[split cradle]

*Pondering thos' orbs

evening Man, hows you?

chuckles at rank

[tulip ravine]

Not bad, ended up going Kip after I got back from airsoft

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/jadeyanh-jade-twitch-egirl-smoking-gif-22030733

[tulip ravine]

30 degrees running about in Cheshire countryside

[split cradle]

a siesta, always a good idea

mate works at an adventure center with paintball and that, quads, axe and knife throwing, and sundry

[tulip ravine]

Ahh fair

[split cradle]

but he's a computer janitor so deals with back office and rot getting covered with slush,

[fleet silo]

I'll take one for the team, I do N O T want a big tiddy goth gf

[split cradle]

yes, i like my elves blue/gray, correct.

< is actually a Goff, has had many of the above, 100/100 would reccommend

[visual stirrup]

"Babe, wake up. New artifact dropped."

[split cradle]

baKAAWWWK!

[weak jackal]

good on you

get a manic pixie dream girl

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FyWWg2AWYAM3u_z?format=jpg&name=small

[visual stirrup]

"Cock in a Cage artifact"
"-10% ballistic damage"
"-10% rupture damage"

[split cradle]

look at the, no wait, that makes no sense

[tulip ravine]

@split cradle

Sell it at bnm

[fading shuttle]

tits are meaningless brothers

the ass

the thighs

the hips

[split cradle]

christ, i remember those, and now its a drink

[tulip ravine]

Get a girl with all of those

[split cradle]

teh heeeeeeeppz

[fleet silo]

Get yoself a woman with strong knees

[grizzled meadow]

11/10

[fading shuttle]

nah

[split cradle]

you know breast men get their own card? and a secret menu at taco bell?

[fading shuttle]

i dont want women with big boobs

[weak jackal]

the criminal record

[pine bison]

the chorb

[split cradle]

thants

[pine bison]

welcum

[pine bison]

god damn it

[grizzled meadow]

YOUR CUM WON'T LAST

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/xu5swbltrc5b1.jpg

[fading shuttle]

grind my balls on an axe

[grizzled meadow]

Life is a cage and death is the key

[runic kernel]

Hi Falco Hi Daniela

[fading shuttle]

all your cum are belong to me

[split cradle]

https://twitter.com/onomatopoeiatwt/status/1667596191066931202

Clinical Pareidoliac (@onomatopoeiatwt)

This is 9.11 for folx who still posting Sneed & Drainer Evangelion memes, whose 9-11 before was Dasha from Red Scare dating Louis C.K. and juuls being banned. Yes, it is my postironic 911. My New Sincerity Waco. My Hypermodern Jonestown.

Twitter · Jun 10, 2023, 6:14 PM

[weak jackal]

hiiii

[tulip ravine]

Daniela sus

[weak jackal]

oh wait i'm a rookie again

rip blue name

[fading shuttle]

im fuckin cyan

i want my funny color back

[runic kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/967375713311273030/1117308807807238235/oege08i9w85b1.png

[split cradle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/821333021176758282/1116587808430239744/image0.jpg

[weak jackal]

real

[lusty sonnet]

just ask falco for purple rank

[fading shuttle]

i refuse to beg the manipulator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE8vYoIVsrQ

please dont fuck it up

[sage otter]

wise words

[remote vine]

@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

Yep, I know

I'm still trying to understand if it's 8 or a spin-off

In theory it's 8

[heavy peak]

And im trying to fall asleep

[remote vine]

I hope it’s 8

[heavy peak]

But i can't, and it's first shift week

[grizzled meadow]

16th June, we're going to have an event made by them, 5AM for me so I'll probably won't watch it

And I won't watch it because the bastards make that shit for japanese like you

So no subs

But we'll surely know more

[remote vine]

I’ll probably watch it yep

[remote vine]

Finally some good food

Gameplay looks clean

[fading shuttle]

i cant tell how i feel about the fact that they added the fucking fps slide

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-gif-23955341

[fading shuttle]

that every goddamn game has now

[placid sail]

cum stomp me flat

[remote vine]

I could’ve sworn the fps slide was already kinda there

[grizzled meadow]

I'm going to fuck your dad

[fading shuttle]

i dont think so

[remote vine]

At least it makes stealth easier I suppose

[runic kernel]

all the better for doge

[fading shuttle]

i just dislike how the slide has began to spread like a plague

[runic kernel]

u dislike everything

[fading shuttle]

not your mom

[runic kernel]

[remote vine]

If it’s other games I agree but sliding fits payday 3

At least it makes sense on paper

[pine bison]

counter argument you can grab a cop as a body shield now

[fading shuttle]

that stuffs good

i like that, i feel like the hostage mechanics werent at all fleshed out

hope to see more

[runic kernel]

i hope clokers are lilke 200% faster

[tulip ravine]

Cat person

https://tenor.com/view/loki-videoyun-videoyun-loki-cat-patpat-gif-18503839

[fading shuttle]

wait did i just see a double barrel fire thrice?

[runic kernel]

Hydro person with Goat man proflie

[tulip ravine]

Cat dance Fr

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-cat-dance-gif-19944303

[runic kernel]

do you expect anything els from payday?

[fading shuttle]

double barrels are sacred ok

[pine bison]

https://tenor.com/view/moe-self-defense-funk-dance-gun-gif-16508959

[honest current]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/769647157862989923/1100297485160828938/speed-1-1.gif

[tulip ravine]

Ayo

[fading shuttle]

anything else can have its bullet amount fucked with

[tulip ravine]

Why you making him thug shake for

[fading shuttle]

not the double barrel

[honest current]

:)

[pine bison]

its one of those shotguns with a third barrel below the first two

[tulip ravine]

Pilk1115

[runic kernel]

counter argument
Double barrel with bulletstorm and explosive rounds

[honest current]

no shit

[tulip ravine]

Pilk

Piss milk

[fading shuttle]

help me figure this one out chief

[tulip ravine]

Pepsi milk

[tulip ravine]

Skill issue

[runic kernel]

bullets

[honest current]

ain't no way

[solar obsidian]

hes using a perk

[fading shuttle]

on the one hand yes, on the other how many fuckin people that dont play payday know about those perks? it looks weird

[runic kernel]

it shows the fun side of payday is still there

[ornate tulip]

YEAAAAA

[runic kernel]

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-stoic-marioinatophat-psa-drinking-water-gif-21104806

The only perk i use

[runic kernel]

[solar obsidian]

i never played payday

[ornate tulip]

People are capable of making games that are f... Fun? That's the term right?

[runic kernel]

yes and if it isnt posable i make it fun

[plucky void]

extended mag

[honest current]

[solar obsidian]

pretty cool why its not more common than a x2 barrel?

[pine bison]

for the same reason that o/u shotguns arent as popular as S/S

because its way to complicated and heavy for how little it changes

[plucky void]

why not 4 barrels
why not 5
why not 6

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741750076451323964/1117450733873283122/RDT_20230611_150529.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

It's the first thing I noticed, zero sense

[pine bison]

why not 4? well behold

[solar obsidian]

hmm 4 may be too much, but 3 i would take it

[runic kernel]

heading into metro teratory

[plucky void]

pain status: dead

killed

whacked

executed

terminated

[grizzled meadow]

Ah it's a perk?

Damn

[pine bison]

also

if you think 3 barrels on a shotgun is weird

behold 2 electric boogaloo

for when you need to yee your haw 3 times as hard

[heavy peak]

You never played payday2?

[pine bison]

i love cursed guns so much

[fading shuttle]

ah yes weird impractical weapons arent weird, why get a 3 barrel shotgun when by that point you can just get a pump action

[pine bison]

cause slapping rounds into a break action is faster than loading them into a semi

semi is for ammo capacity, break is for reload speed more or less

imagine a catgirl breaks into your house and blasts a paw print into your wall with 12g slugs

[heavy peak]

https://youtu.be/w2HR1aUvJGs

[pine bison]

Marioinatophat my beloved

[plucky void]

oh look it's loverboy

[remote vine]

When you can use perks and skills to make the garand hold 14 rounds in Payday 2

[heavy peak]

23 (unless ofc they patched after that time )

https://youtu.be/pXUvmxZjTDc

[plucky void]

This might sound crazy but I think a Payday 3 trailer is meant for Payday players who are already aware of the wack-ass shit the game has

[pine bison]

when "14 round m1 garand" is on the low end of bullshit you can do im payday

who remembers the akimbo judges

mag size increased by both pistol and shotgun perks

that got changed fast

[remote vine]

I haven’t played it in a while so forgive my forgetfulness

[pine bison]

https://youtu.be/drerbYByAM8

fuckin 40 round judges

[fading shuttle]

do you really think this game will only attract payday players? the hype has spread enough that people who dont fuckin play the game are interested

[heavy peak]

As long as they also keep the quality of voice acting, movie trailers and music
The hype will stay real

• ofc needed gameplay/performance upgrades.

[plucky void]

of course not but you gotta know that their primary target audience is payday players lol

[plucky void]

of which the trailer shows nearly zero

[fading shuttle]

i just hope they dont do a raid

[pine bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/423532113925636106/1117542745666494484/yz6tniwuid5b1.mp4

[plucky void]

of the ww2 variety?

[fading shuttle]

nuh-uh, they show the combat slide

[remote vine]

Just give me another cook off and we’re good

[fading shuttle]

yes

[plucky void]

wow such innovation

[heavy peak]

Raid was just a mess of switching to another engine that team didnt know, because original deal with another engine busted out

[fading shuttle]

or perhaps you would prefer overkills the walking dead, perhaps

[heavy peak]

Or was it the walking dead?

No im mixing it up

[remote vine]

They ditched the old engine

[plucky void]

pls charge me 80usd for a combat slide, Starbreeze my beloved

[fading shuttle]

my swedish friend invested into starbreeze

[remote vine]

Payday 3 is using a new engine which hopefully makes modding easier

[fading shuttle]

a bit before the insider trading debacle

he still hasnt made a profit

[heavy peak]

I wonder which one they're using.
They already had a forced experience working on unreal... So maybe that's what they're using for payday 3?

[runic kernel]

they fucking broke BLT in the newest update

[fading shuttle]

he plans on selling before the release day of payday 3, cus the way stocks work they drop after the game is released

[grizzled meadow]

I did but not very much, unfortunately having/not having friends to play with is difficult

[heavy peak]

Tell me about it

[fading shuttle]

payday is very solo friendly

[grizzled meadow]

Want to play it?

[heavy peak]

Found myself a few playmates... No one wants to play with me

[fading shuttle]

i would know

[heavy peak]

Nah

Base game is not that fun

Fucking good stuff locked behind the endless sea of dlc's, they pushed over the years

[fading shuttle]

@narrow lotus

[tulip ravine]

[remote vine]

Unless you’re doing stealth maps

[fading shuttle]

you dont touch stealth unless you like cock and ball torture

the stealth is awful

i hate how it works

[runic kernel]

stealth is ez

[heavy peak]

Stealth is fine

[grizzled meadow]

Another clear case of skill issue

[fading shuttle]

i can manage stealth, but barely because you gotta abuse the crouch jump, and i cant make use of it cus im disabled

[plucky void]

stealth is absolutely broken
guards either have 6th sense or lost all of their five senses

I've walked in front of guards enough times to know it's pure RNG

[sleek zinc]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/211944696589582337/1117489532485509210/usgpyzdg315b1.mp4

[tulip ravine]

[fading shuttle]

i love selen

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZZ81fp9nnE

best Maria video