#🎪bruh-fart
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buongiorno
probably gonna die of alcoholism and eat bratwurst
are you gonna cocka da pasta
and cocka da pizza
and da meatball
@normal reef your porn is trash
hello my italian oomfie


What for
le racisme
is that real??? but his pfp is anime?!
Kek
He fucking did
being too based
Delete the warn
Proof of transaction

prove to @winged phoenix that @normal reef's warn was just or else demote

Skom would have slapped harder
True
true

Skom would have said i love you pippo and left
Not like
You
Skom exiled me for shitposting in newcomer chat, so eh

Got unexiled today
Aw man
god damn those abs are pretty chizzled
just shitpost in newbies to get exile ez
https://youtu.be/Q9-F4wi6bz4
the driving philosophy of brainfart
bet you're too pussy to post actual female genitalia
somebody's pfp in this server was a vagina with googly eyes on it 
Based
based
I think all the nazi pfp users have left or been banned at this point
Hello
Hydro
Gday
@oblique spire is still here
My arch nemesis
Do I know you 
No funni patch, doesn’t count
he's just electrician
My man 
double lightning
Have we met
I watched a vatnik get banned in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat 
who vatnik
isn't vatnik russian boomer?

Russian nationalist boomer

literally the worst
had like a wagner pfp and shit

Aldo would've nuked

Hry
I could never date a reddit transfem because I don't have a petplay fetish and she'd get mad at me for trying to clean her disaster of a room
wait... thats what breeding fetish means... i thought it was some wierd shit
real
Mfs when breeding means breeding

Breading?
The hell did you think it meant
I thought it just meant leaving your pokemon at the daycare for a while 
Bread
hey in (insert year here) you never know
i dunno some wierd shit
Porn kinks are one of the few things that still kinda make sense
i don't actually bother reading shit about fetishes
Besides the ones with weird names
NO SHIT EVERYONE HAS A BREEDING KINK it came free with your living license
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It came free with your fucking hormones
Verified chaos enjoyer
Wot
My arch nemesis
I’m fully expecting one of these to be a clip from porn

Child po
I have thin arms, not thin legs
my friend :3
procceds to speak german again
elves are lewd
No shit
therefore dwarves are boring
Also true
this is why they should be redacted due to elves hate speech
One thing I’ll never understand is modern warfare having both a flashbang, and a stun grenade as separate things
huge thanks to michiri9 (voice of this vid) for going along with my questionable idea
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It happened again
ban him
ban him NOW
@grizzled meadow
WHY HE BECOME SIGMA CAT?
villagers be like: 
let me flood and destroy my own crops 
oof his pecs look nasty
its like you dont know how the nile works
6156165184615 years for mojang to fix a known bug that was for 84461313518165186151 years
the floods keep the soil enriched
yeah but in mc it destroys the crops
the savana village generating is just bad script
big, wet, fertile fields
Let me build a farm on two sides of a cliff 
racist meme?

I miss him
2 girls one organ. complain like a lil bitch.
tags: why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it was severely disabled.
Nah. Didn't hook that shit up to it yet. Just was testing it and it was 'sounding' out words by spelling phonetically.
he lives in our balls
did you actually play KingKong?
Cause I did. and let me tell you. the only redeeming factor was t-rex jaw breaking
I played back in the day
also checked it out again a year ago or so on an emu
I liked the atmosphere
Does spongebob square pants have square balls
no
the t-rex jaw breaking was pretty baller tho
no
he don't have square eyes now do he
Gender fluid?
You mean cum , right?
YES
bomba
I think neeko and gragas should be friends
he offers her a drink of his mega alcohol Neeko takes one sip and passes out in the family guy pose
she's literally just a little guy leave her alone
this champ ruined league after the rework
literally just use your brain4head
right
one more minion than normal? Neeko
Haven't seen her on the map in a while? Neeko
Your wallet is missing and wife is fucked? Neeko
me n the horrors
Go right ahead.
I made that meme.
J’ai tapé le plus gros fou rire ptdrrrr
↘️ Quoting malaisante (@malaisante)
- qu’est-ce qui te fait rire à tous les coups ?
DANTESSSS
he does
Dancing in the mooolighttt
That face when you fire a single shot at a zombie and the hordes of LOUISVILLE start rappildy approaching
🍾 +👚 +🔥
♻️ 🚶♂️♻️
Explain for American
Where can you find tons of burbon in PZ
Bars
Rosewood has a nice bar with a lot of alcohol
I like to base up there
Or down there, idk
Project zomboid is fun and all. But Cataclysm Darkest Days Ahead has giant spiders that occasionally reign in electrified zombies for you
I could never play cdda
no the zombies scare me i don't wanna
I larp as a crazy schizophrenic in PZ
Multifungus drifting
Can't get infected with fungis if you're actively on fire at all times
oh no a infected schoolchild! better go over 100kph so theres no slowdown
Using a nuclear reactor to power railguns on a battle bus is what I should try next in Cataclysm
Antivax parents in murica be like

I had to
HE"S PERFECTLY HEALTHY
Child: gurgling fungus noises
where we dropping
Fungus is natural after all.
CDDA also straight up isn't fun
having played way too fucking much of it
me n who
that's my only thing to say about it
I wish someone was the Abby to my Ellie ( iwant to be beaten close to death)
But yeah, at a certain point CDDA does get tedious. But its pretty good stuff, I stick with Version D of Cataclysm because some of the heat and inventory management systems get too specific.
That and my favourite mods never got past version D.
The D stands for Dfungus
I wish I was Joel (my skull caved in by a golf club)

Andrew ryan moment
Loved the combat in part 2, hated the overall story after he died
Loved part 2 to bits
it was my goty that year and i still think its my goat
One of those games where i just kept thinking about it for weeeeeks
The characters, the parralels
ough
“Hmm nyes, let’s murder our adored star, then try to make the fans like the person who just killed the star not five minutes ago”

I dunno, it bothered me
I personally just wanted to see more of Joel, so him dying wasn’t exactly a good thing for me
Well the flashbacks you get through the game are really nice to fill in the gaps between 1 and 2
Yeah those were nice
Like the mueseum
makes the death more sad and impactfun that it already was
ough i could talk about tlou2 for hours i have so much shit written down about it
I’m pretty sure I actually felt traumatized when he died, not sure how much more impactful I could’ve gotten from that point
Same thing when Sarah died in the first one
Like one of the parralels i noticed was that when Ellie and Dina get intimate no nudity is shown and its all soft and sweet and loving. And then ellie wakes up to go find joel being killed, which gives her nightmares and ptsd. But then with Abby and Owens sex scene theres nudity and its super fast and aggressive and Abby still wakes up from it feeling regret and suffering from nightmares. And with Abby its her working to take care of someone like how joel did until eventually she comes to peace with her own fathers death
like goddddd its so fucking interesting
so hyped for season 2 of the show
okay adhd rant over
what should i name my druid in diablo 4
I personally just hyper focused on the combat aspect
For example
If you smash someone in the face with a bottle, glass shards are stuck in their face if you look close
When i found out you could feed infected and people to clickers by just grappling them and walking up to them
it was funny
Yeh
Knife Ear
tree boy
The druids in this game are fucking thick
they aint small
they eat boar and bear meat and shit in the woods
Actually would crush someone's pelvis.
Goth twink sighted
virgin skeleton mage vs chad WIDE tree mage
wonder what barbarian body looks like...
more like "let's show how Joel isn't such a good guy after all and he gets his comeuppance"
mf's built like a skeleton let alone raising them
Chonk with muscles
they also have very... unnatural twitchy idol animations
Abby with her golfclub: "That'l learn 'em"
I didn’t care if he wasn’t a full good guy, I liked his voice :(
pretty shit necromancer then
yes, but on the other i liked joel and there was no other truly likeable character left, hard to get invested in the story if i dont really care about anyone
smh jessie is right there
who
just play literally any other videogame. Troy Baker is fuckin' everywhere
I’m aware, I’m already playing death stranding
holy fuck
i wish the ending had a choice
Lmfao im playing street fighter with my little bro and he keeps looking at the combos fro akuma
”This girl could be our last chance!”
HEHE SCALPEL GO THROAT STAB
Hes playing yang

Lmfa9
burrito moment
let him demon you to death
Its hard man
I have to not kick his ass
I remember me and my cousins used to tryhard in street fighter and in marvel vs capcom
I was going easy on my little bro on marvel vs capcom
Easily havent played for about
8 years
Or something stupid like that
I forgot what year we last played it but it was at my cousin's old house
And he started shit talking like " ahahah you cant beat me " so i proceeded to fucking dunk on his ass so hard he still doesnt wanna play with me
bullying works
Its like that photo of venom dunking on spiderman
@stone blade
Marvel vs capcom has 2 modes for attacks
Normal for combo stuff
Simple for like press Y to do a combo instantly
To my suprise they did something that disabled simple mode
So i proceeded to dunk on them even more
Me and my cousins used to trash talk so much during street fighter and marvel vs capcom
I used all the strong characters we used to use lmfao
One of my nephews said " alex prick cant be that good " so now im waiting for the day he comes to our house
So i can dunk on that little shit also
yes
this was my reaction after kicking in the teeth of all my little cousins and nephews
like it was a group smash event and they all shit talked so i started using little mac lmfao
https://twitter.com/Bleyzen404/status/1553476782740934656 non scuffed version
Brazillian vs Brazillian
epic battle in riot mmo
whoever wins we lose
Neeko cannonically got an entire fort of noxian troops killed because she kept turning into them and making them all so paranoid they killed eachother
she didn't even noticed and was like "wow foreingers are so weird"
Bilgewater fans be like
Noxians vs Demacians? The Ionian war? The shurmia ascendants? I don't care, i just wanna plunder
yarrpilled
they got bigger things to worry about like nauti big sea leviathans
people
money
one of the few reasons i still have roblox installed, theres some system called ACS i think?
its like realism but in roblox
and they dont know i used to sweat my balls off in CS and every call of duty since WAW up until advanced warfare
like if you ask me for the META of mw2 and waw i can still answer it
same with BO2
Bo1's meta was just it all worked lmfao
i remember though
Galil with a suppresor was one of the best same with commando
man i used to play roblox for one thing
there was this RP game and i liked to troll in that
mw2 was just anything you could get your hands on but the most op was ofc the intervention
or the ACR witha suppresor
i used to play rp games that had combat cause then id shit on the rpers
i was in a group too had a co-founder role and everything but the main point of the group was to troll people in that game
you are either good at RP or are good at combat in those games
then they turned to more serious rp
that's when i just became inactive then i quitted roblox all together and left the group
Same man
My older cousins and uncles + their dads would tell them stuff like dont talk the talk if you cant walk the walk
i was good in combat
there was this actually
a whole group but this was only one guy
he was real real good
people even said that he was cheating
he told me that he just lowers his sense and uses fps instead of tps
after that i was really good at pvp
Lmfao that reminded me
I played with this group of regulars
They were doing a event in another game
So i joined said game on a alt and dunked on them and they actually called me a cheater
Ive also not physically sweat at all when playing games
Only when i used to play street fighter and marvel vs capcom
the group i was in was bunch of larpers btw
and also me
i remember once
in our main server we started a pvp fight that lasted for so long police called a drone strike or something?
irl 
next level swatting
"Hey obama i have a favour to ask"
it was fun shooting cops and people
do not take that out of context
but then one of the founders got too serious for internet
he was boring af
couldn't take any jokes
@weak jackal
3: imma use the forbidden :3
the more i think of old games
the more im sadder/madder
like wtf happened to the game industry
:3
:3
bro EA doesn't remember anything that makes a game good
they haven't been making good games for awhile
man why did call of duty stray so far off its path
we still got 5 modern warfares tho
same with battlefield
they dont feel the same
too tacticool
1 2 3 1 2
modern warefare, and mw2 were the best main
mw3 was decent
after those it doesn't feel the same
omg i loved negev
Negev my beloved
nothin funnier than getting a headshot because some dingus tried to peak the place you were spraying 200 bullets into
oh no starsector got updated last month
time to go through all the mods and see what has been updated
hi

Me
:3
dude nobody is willing me to give me that build
have you pestered the starsector discords?
yeah
Wat
Real talk I stopped drinking coffee everyday and have way more energy than ever
thats what big water wants you to think
anyway im fuckin done modding starsector i will now go sleep as its 3am
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Sources: trust me bro
Hello
the what
no jets and no prone 
something something NOW I'M MOTIVATED featuring Vergil from the Devil May Cry series
stormtroopers
Google VR or something idk
lick the pavement for some legendary jungle juice
The second bottle is funny sounding.
good evening
How are you today

Our dishwasher committed sudoku though
Procrastinating my sleep, 4am here
I've gotta do a few things around the house
Ah well that’s why you have a sink

Yup
This house is really good at making dirty dishes though
and really bad at doing them
I have a wee bit of experience as a dishy
Home from college for the summer
trying not to let the intrusive thoughts win 
It was utter hell
Less stabbing people and more
this
Same
What do you study?
I’m doing software engineering atm
rad
They do a devops extra course tho so I’m Gna take that
I've got multivariable calc this fall 
me when I see unsupervised copper wire
Huh
I heard a van door slide open and it’s got cold 
Composed by Heitor Pereira
"The Wolf's" whistle in it's entirety(the full thing wasn't included in the official soundtrack) : (
NOTICE: THIS IS NOT FROM THE MOVIE, I ARRANGED THIS ON MUESCORE. If you plan on making a video with it, just credit me
Ghost kidnappers
Wouldn’t surprise me 
are they ghosts who kidnap? or ppl who kidnap ghosts, both are pretty cool
it's me
i am in your house
Come through I’ll share my knife with you 
My Mrs is saying
I’m in your walls
Ffs 
LESS GOOOO
hey hey hey my guy doesn't count
well open your window
sounds of pill bottle rattling "Yes?"
i mean, if caffeine makes him tired... good chance. If uppers make you tired, it´s usually pretty clear cut
the cause of cry of fear is definitely the head trauma from the car crash and the heroin
mostly the heroin
i love sticking myself with dirty needles left by homeless people
Lol I’m just saying after drinking so much everyday, your body depends on caffeine eventually
#stalker
#stalker_lore
#stalker2
#fallout
#fallout_lore
inspired by:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7IXKjvQLE0
#RestoreTheSnyderverse
fallout lore is basically ermmm, macarthyism bad and cold war!
fallout lore is pretty dark actually
what else can you expect from a game about the nuclear wasteland
the cat wars will never end
Real?
Go good cat go
Who is we?
we is you
this motherfucker is primal
cost effective
Warned AirkingVG#4169 for: posting whole movies is against discord TOS
Warning: 1
fkn stairs haver
Does whole movies include hyper compressed emotes
dang
this is just perfect
adhd is a helluva drug
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@dry jolt your bot is telling me to not 1984, I guess I'll have to take the hint
You're lucky this time, the bot blessed you
I'm unable to comprehend your banner
me too
people: "I love subway sandwiches"
me, making my own sandwiches in the comfort of my home: 🤷♂️
These how cheetos are made? They go backwards, making the dust first?
ASHLEON
Hi Daniela Hi Metro
hey mods can i post a political meme
Mods asleep
darn
Yes 
This sketti brings me pain, but only because I've unironically done a more calmer version of this in my time
Post it
The Buddha Approves

Yeah I don't get it, 0/10
Hi Falco Hi Banzai

Also welcome back @stone shoal
Palestine? Isreal? the holy land? I just wanna grill
why does US cram it's foot straight into the ass crack of every shitty land dispute ever
funny explosive liquid
money + ego
We are the world police.
FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
what are your thoughts on the current socioeconomic situation taking place in azerbaijian
more like
bunger
Hi llama
Sucks that they're having currency problems in Azkaban, but it's kinda their fault yknow
it is the police's job to shoot and kill people having property line disputes
me n who
Politics? In my brainfart?
no
alo catboy ❤️
nonono
Able is clearly new around here

i like how falco lets me post stuff then deletes it so i don't get in trouble
🎣
🐟
🐟
I let him go
i like how dr han's chin is built like the hull of a warship
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Near-every comment talking about the funny plastic shape both saddens and makes me laugh
My favourite comment is "The Michael we knew never left that isolation chamber."
yes
I simply respect the commitment.
Mama fucking mia someone explain how an IS-2 just ricoheted an 88mm to the side armor
uh
gun
shoot metal thing
that go boiiing
when hit tough thing
skill issue


But tank made of many strange rock, very hard, no can hurt.
what years in a mental institution does to a man
(tf2)
Is that Mudahar?
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@runic kernel just wanted to let u know i love and appreciate u everytime you post cats its great and has imrpoved the quality of brainfart by at least 38%
this is what u look like i bet
@stone blade
squirrel
but is real life a good thing?
vsauce theme plays
The anomaly never stood a chance
green with jealousy? purple with rage?
Wtf
is wrong with me
I wake up
thinking its 10 or 11
I look at my clock
its 8:50
?
gm
Hi Ivan Hi Usagi
Hello boah
Good morning everyone
lmaooo
Mutated kitten?
nah he waering pants
where is the other Daniela? this one is cool
I want regular, vanilla uncool Daniela
what if i was always cool
I'd rather fight a Chimera with my bare hands, Daniela
get this thing outta here!
(j/k)
looks like Myshinka
your whatka?
just compare
hes a brainfarter
gramsns
Hi Delight Hi Kemek
World has let me live another day
Hi Menace
#blessed
Aloo
The fk
OMG ADORABLE ❤️ ❤️ 🐱
baby <3
good meme
🖕🏿
@ruby minnow
God i wish that were me
time for league
Why
pain
Wasser,bitte
heheheheh
oh the enemy remade
cool
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they dodged
oh

i dont play any of these 
league of thunder
new mobile game out now
real
The kind that lets you do 3 actions, and then displays 6 ads and asks you to pay 60 bucks on crystals or wait for a week for more actions
Real
big fan
@grizzled meadow have you watched it yet?
That's a photo of me
you liar
bro I love smurfs in draft pick
every single time
kid is plat and plays normals boosting his ego
like 👏 👏 👏 good fucking job
you are so good stomping bad players
He is just like @remote vine
I swear senna supports bro
Always whack
Fug where is my space marine maid cafe meme when i need it
why did u dox me???
Devouring children? Yuckies
mild tomfoolery
There is nothing more toxic than a human child
Assyrian
Ultrakill :
🤖 
probably would taste the same anyway
he tripped
man, with the colorful armpit hair trend, wouldnt be surprised if this happened
Colorful foreskin. But only on the inside.
I think that's just smegma
Dragon futa smegma sells for a lot.
always SHIT
You would think it would be the goto champ for adc that gets autofilled but noooo
Its always dogshit sennas that eat cc for breakfast and dont know their Q heals
none of them can play properly
my senna died 2 times against the enemy jhin soraka
dude just stook and took damage for free
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/694883905664450641/1115833826921418824/SPOILER_knight_cafe.mp4
got a knight cafe meme for you at least
I mean we won the game but dude was throwing free 300gs at the enemy
Hello
hi
hi there
bells
tbh i get the problem with most native genocide but the aztecs were basically a big ancient empire
CUM
no
yes
shut yo mouf
very cool
I would be pouring jet fuel in that cup and smelling it
in the morning
so in the morning
Good morning brainfart
that moral system is “bad = good”
still a system
still has it
W
Man, it's June 7th, and I'm dying of heat already
System is system 
Got a fucking heat rash
I’m dreading Tenerife on 26th 
Heat issue
It’s gonna be like 30 c
Menace is packing the heat
I need to move somewhere far north
irish coffee in the morning
without the coffee





