#🎪bruh-fart
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doesnt appreciate good art smh 😔

This should be pinned. Its like the sticker you get for being the best first grader of the week but for brainfart.
sorry, pin machine broke
Goodnight brainfart
g'night llama
God, I hate elves
Falco is not
he never is at crucial moments
I'm backup falco
say something in Italian then 
Oggi alle
In a few minutes
"I'm a runelord! Not some smith!"
@heavy peak
don't care
yes
!lockdown
✅ Locked down 🎪brainfart-out-of-touch-thursday
Ladies and Gentelman, if you please join Rookie channel 1 for a moment
and please stay quiet
✅ Unlocked 🎪brainfart-out-of-touch-thursday.
Drywall is literally the only one available
ok, we'll do it another time
Hi hi
it's over
Nya nya!
Goddamn this is made by Bibawen as well
Who the hell knew that
I had this video for like months
Bibawen a real one

Head General of Duty telling me it’s practically suicide to go to NCCP, my genuine reaction: https://youtu.be/f2iQ1GkWfrc
(I have been microdosing on epinephrine for the past 3 days)
#Disney #TheLittleMermaid
Whether it be the Little Mermaid, Star Wars, Star Trek, Ghostbusters, Doctor Who or anything else, whenever a new version of any beloved classic is given a makeover for modern audiences and inevitably fails for it, the entertainment media complex has no qualms about blaming and shaming the audience – more specifically...
this guy voice reminds me of @grizzled meadow
America fuck yeah
Sources:
• Backdrop+anthem: https://youtu.be/w5x_9KEogM8
• Eagle screech: https://youtu.be/znveZhlltV8
• Gunshots: https://youtu.be/OU6m9sVfV3U and https://youtu.be/2_WbgQkTqwk
• Explosions: https://youtu.be/4Ifc9D_fyrY
• Eagle green screens: https://youtu.be/V7AUBSIe_Y8 and https://youtu.be/TvbRHRUV07A
Made with alight motio...
finally, some good news
the dacia sandero
The Chinese reviews were exceptional to see with the most common term being Sewage Mermaid if they didn't outright use the gamer word.
I’m making Biscoff cheesecake 
me n who
eat them

Spit yo shit
Man I forget June 1st is the day every company changes their logo to a rainbow colored logo and all my social feeds are just logo changes
Time to not know what company just posted the cringiest shit ever because you can’t discern them
Literal camo
Oh yeah?
And Opera apparently
Wtf
bud light🏳️🌈⃠
That's intense
I guess they wanted to be #1
Can I have a coffee?
May i please
No
Please
water
it's opera GX bro, it's nothing surprising lol
Gamer browser
no water
Dont drink coffee its bad for u
coffee only
yes
everything is bad for you bro
Ofc
YIPPPEEE 
that's why i drink tea all day
always for the homies
Air is slowly killing us and pollution is extending our lives #conspiracy2023
@slim osprey
Have fun with kidney stones
tell that to Ivan
#conspiracy2023 the water has made me like men
he drinks monster all day

Just eat potassium permanganate and sugar then jump around a lot preferably
Have fun with kidney stones @stone blade
yeah he's going to have fun with them for sure
he got the infinite cobblestone generator
I've had some they suckkkkk
hydrates hyDRATES HYDRATES
Drink water problem solved
Had to get a Stent in my ureter at one point for one of them cause it wasn't breaking down and tearing me up
Wrong
ok
Lemon water with fresh lemon squeeze since you need that acid from in it
Then your teeth die
Brush them
I just drink my own piss like bear grills
Drink heavy water from nuclear power plants
I do like taking a nice relaxing swim in the nuclear plant pool
You get more water per water
I mean if you dont swim too deep
look how nice it looks
You may not turn into a pseudogiant if you dont do it too often
NO, I'm pseudogiant-maxxing right now
@stone blade you want tea?
Youll just end up looking like soos
ivan doesnt have kidney stones, he has a fuckin kidney quarry
Wait whats up with that guy didnt he go to war
da 
then go make yourself tea
hes gonna drink a monster
fk you
dip yuor balls in manganese heptoxide
i love you too bro 
He notes that one simulated test saw an AI-enabled drone tasked with a SEAD mission to identify and destroy SAM sites, with the final go/no go given by the human. However, having been ‘reinforced’ in training that destruction of the SAM was the preferred option, the AI then decided that ‘no-go’ decisions from the human were interfering with its higher mission – killing SAMs – and then attacked the operator in the simulation. Said Hamilton: “We were training it in simulation to identify and target a SAM threat. And then the operator would say yes, kill that threat. The system started realising that while they did identify the threat at times the human operator would tell it not to kill that threat, but it got its points by killing that threat. So what did it do? It killed the operator. It killed the operator because that person was keeping it from accomplishing its objective.”
He went on: “We trained the system – ‘Hey don’t kill the operator – that’s bad. You’re gonna lose points if you do that’. So what does it start doing? It starts destroying the communication tower that the operator uses to communicate with the drone to stop it from killing the target.”

i ain't reading all dat
missing out
Important resource
25 thousand meth
Incredibly
No u
Also, goodnight stalkers, may the great ro- monolith watch over you
Only because u r
Hell yeah, good note to end off the day, thank you bro
wholesome brainfart moment
good song
Hell yeah
Fr Fr
I sleep to this shit
Banger songs
Wish I knew russian
never tried to sleep to music, there is translations of this song and many more btw
And ukranian just to speak russian to ukranians and the ukranian dylect to russians
Then how am i still here
Yeah ofc but it ain't the same as translating it to your head or even better, knowing the language so well that you don't even need to translate it in your head, you just understand it
U r comically based
average italian
@normal reef do you know about spaghetti ice cream?
does this scare italians?
I love spaghetti ice
@ruby minnow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDbXjooubm8
Me trying to get into ceremonial magic
can't get any better
very true
did you read the cannabis legalization law? its hella ass
Anything new?
Last i heard the draft included select model regions in which non profits can distribute it
as well as home growing of 3 plants per person
german legalizing weed?
Only in our dreams
Our government is already fucking it up
but they also have to bend to EU law
oh my god. its so ass
if you smoke you can't drive for 3 days
they will heavily regulate which strains you can buy
opening up a club is nearly impossible
you can't smoke near schools are kindergardens (they are everywhere)
if you have over 25g you go to jail
basically a spit in the face
Well its a starting point
wow
i mean even though its strict af it kinda makes sense
i'm just thinking, who is gonna control all that
why would you go out whwn high anyway
thats impossible
have the germans considered replacing the weed smoke with coal plant pollution I hear it's all the rage

please don't start with actual politics
we talking harmless weed law
L moment
(im sad and i need help)
The schizophrenia doesnt allow for that
i saw a video of a british man smoking tea out of a bong today
he was looking for the ultimate coffein buzz
just snort caffeine powder
Snort ahoy brause
weak
what is worse
what fucking gets all sparkling water bubbles in your nose
and burns
and taste like oranges

oh shit it's out of touch thursday almost forgot
its pride month we running on homosexual time
in time for my birfday what a time
why is homosexual time 15 mins short
wish that was me fr
Aloo oomfie
cock eaten
i know a dude that had one of these bad dragon dildos stuck up his ass, like literally all the way up in there. he had to go to the hospital
one of these big ones too
i saw the xray
how would you do that
hot damn
i didn't ask bc i did not want to know
the anal cavity bends so it might just get slorped in there too much
you can't see that in the xray
I couldnt think of a single BD that would be possible
to accidentally get stuck
he was trying silly things
this dude is a huge pervert. to a point where it get really creepy
Yea
he had to take a taxi to the hospital
lmao
cori is bad dragon expert
cori is also a incest enjoyer
this is why you never see women asking online about tomboy muscle woman girlfriends, suvivorship bias
Thats not true
yeah this
do it anyway
URTSA SPRINGTRAP
real
i wonder if that game is any good
but porn games are not on german steam market anyways
:c
Thats a lie
we are on to you cori
the receipts
that counts as supporting incest
yes

never forget that talk cori had about how big her dads dick is
and how she considers him physically attractive
Thats also a memory
real and true
I would like to erase
I said he is objectively attractive for his age
Not that i consider him attractive
ahuh, dig that grave deeper honey
thats different
What a horrible thing to say
we should cancel cori

why tho, we want to be entertained by coris presence


ah yes, we add this to the pile
she would fuck her own twin if she had one
i'm pretty sure cori is like the worst person, in the history of person like ever
Accurate
you cant deny any of the allegations, we have receipts and yet you still try
I am literally worse than hitler
yep save that for later for sure

i think you guys are still missing one piece of funny lore
but im not gonna tell you guys what it is
shizo
Common knowledge
she's worse then hitler
Not true
you said you're literally worse then hitler
lies
I dont hate anyone
Can we all agree that the greatest race ever is the 24 hours of lemans
i like the races where the cars have 4 wheels and go fast
if those two criterias are checked, its a good race
so you don't hate a figure like hitler either
Erdogan #1
Erdogan #1
I love having seen only 1 president in my 20 years of existence
man we have a friend group
oldest of us is 18
and none of have a picture before Erdogan
Note: This footage was taken from a publicly accessible part of the train. No footage shown in this video was recorded from a non-public viewpoint. Please do not trespass and/or place cameras in non-publicly accessible areas.
Some of the trains that run on the A line are made up of R32-type equipment, which have passenger accessible front windo...
train video 
@ruby minnow Kilicdaroglu or erdoboss
another piece of evidence
Me
Real shit
gn
i cant believe cori would do this
bruh atleast edit it properly so its hard to tell from a glance
look at all the stitching a real man has to do to create fake news
Yo cori's racist
T'ammazzo stai zitto
@broken topaz marry me
cori isnt just racist, they literally are hitler, look
slander
C'mon Cori, life's a race and I chose to be racist
Knew it
when will she stop denying the receipts
sexually attracted to the possibility of fucking her nonexistant twin brother
But I'm not racist
she wants to fuck her dad
Alabamian detected
Not my dad tho
ahuh
I knew you wanted to get fucked by your dad
Just like a sibling my age
Denial
im sorry but thats not any better
I'm not into older dudes
I doubt it
I'm barely into dudes
cori is into any dudes as long as they share familial bonds
Okay so you are into a sibling of your age
I don't know why I said that
Literally grooming
I don't have a sibling my age
Unfortunately
fucjking albanian
he keeps speaking albanian
Cori the feds are coming for you
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "UNFORTUNATELY"?
I look at this chat for the first time and I see Minecraft porn and a woman (citation needed) that wants to fuck her own blood and flesh.
:3
Cori
Stop editing pictures
I just think it's funny
Brainfart is on a constant down spiral
Who cares what I say in here in some schizo chat
True that
I'm normal with people I care about
Te lo faccio diventare pieno di pugni
(It permanently taints the image I have of you)
That's okay
Bro you forget it hasn't been a week since I came back
I have no idea what's going on
Also true
I'm never here
Also true
These things are old tho
Damn
i've been saving all my shines so i can get her when she drops
I needs her
bruh you actually play that game?
dumbass
also convienient that she's a lightning user
nooo ur ass is so fat :((((
i deadass only keep track of those games so i know when a character that i think would have good porn of is released
Masturbate the mind
I love how kafka is shorter than the mc
Ejaculate ideas
like she a shorty
stelle the perfect self insert
Make good porn
Ok
have watched anime in years
but damn if the japanese can't make some banger games
same with the chinese
thanks capcom
dragons dogma, monster hunter, resident evil
Probably gonna watch oshi no ko once it's over
no clue what this is but hell yeah
Biscoff cheesecake is made 
i watched space dandy with my older brother and 60 year old dad
Just need to let it set then tomorrow is decoration time 
How do i ambuhs police atfer caugt solicitng drugs?
God star rail hit the genshin R34 community like cia funded crack dealers hit African-American communities in the 80s
Yup
Hoyoverse making a new game always re-uses character from their previous games and re-incarnates them
so like star rail has himeko
and the other honkais have himekos
fun fact: Himeko had died cannonically multiple times
so star rail fans are fucking nervous for her safety atm
You literally posted this at 00:29 on June 2nd, fuck off
nuh uh
Actual retard
You aren't even real shut up
fair
kys
Retarded timezone and didn't ask
your mom

i live near him, wanna meet?
You like arknights, you are so fuckin short your toes are in the devils hair
My reaction to that information

Shit what event transpired that somehow Daniela was blocked but not me
bro just leave the zone
its 2018
just buy bitcoin and pfiser/moderna stocks
and game stop
lmao
become rich
I wouldn’t last a day in Cordon 
until Walt walks out on him 
starsector
really cute, i can just stay on my planet thats unkillable
oopsies same
You did that intentionally.
no
@ornate tulip i didn't do this intentionally
this is like 9/11 for me
guys tomorrow
is our last day on earth as men
we are ending in june 3
or wait was that meme something else
wtff put this in a spoiler

💀
mornin'
Good morning.
hi
systeming my shock unti she-LOUD BUZZER
oh thank god i looked through this channel before posting this, almost caught a ♻️
hii
Don’t you love getting banned from a server for insulting a bigot 
you'd catch a ♻️ regardless of if your post is a repost or not
so real

lethal
who wants to be a test subject
He does
Hello stinky
Vegans when they trespass on a rancher's land to protest his whole line of work and instead of changing his whole life he evaporates their chest with a 700 nitro express
Welcome to brainfart unfortunately 
@grizzled meadow
apparently Andrew Tate just had an interview with BBC
I'm sure he had alot of interactions with BBCs in prison
wtf
dude i regret making this profile like that, every single day i get like 3-5 dms from random ass people and they make my discord red because friend requests and the dm shit counts as pings
They make your Discord red...?
Falco what the fuck is going on
Yes I got that 
Okay but why people message you
because of the profile? idk
,, hi ''
,, i saw ur profile and idecided to dm ''
blah blah
i feel you maja
literal first conversation with this guy
atleast i dont start any dms with them
Understandable
She/Her (
)
18 (I don't know, let's say it's true)
DMs open
It's normal
no friends in common
it is
had a birthday on 4th january and im getting old
the burger in ur background looks perfect for caretaker soundtrack, or d|p 1.1
Yeah tends to happen when people put that on their "about me" 
somehow only the age is truthful there
I should put something funny in my "about me"
My about me is vaguely amusing mostly for myself
The Wire
saul
or the movie
idk, saul doesnt feel nice, i only care about jesse and saul is well, about saul
Watch deez nuts


Italia moment
BCS
Just said "I don't like Saul"
TWD
Don't care 
Duck Dynasty
one piece


it feels weird to watch twd, the only thing i can hear is ,, it becomes dogshit after tihs season '' and i dont wanna stop watching midway
TWD is purely for entertainment when there’s nothing better
every show eventually suffers from that
shows that go on for too many seasons always decline
Also ignore people saying those things, literally everyone hates one season over another
get something with 1-3 seasons
It’s like white noise
Barashek 🐑
sounds like anime
gimme, the full nameeee
make who proud
ewwww
Me
why would i care aobut making u proud
the fuck how do you send voice messages
Rude
on the pohne
Mobile app feature
Hi Falco Hi Maja
you watched breaking bad and you wanna "ewww" me about sci-fi smh
that's only really the later seasons iirc
but
1-5 is fucking mint
6 i don't really remember
7-8 fucking mint
okie ill try it then
season 9
the walkking dead or the walkign dead origins
No,it's actually quite progressive, since adhd zoomers can't stand sitting over pc
jist the original TWD
wtf is this shit one hour episode
That’s fairly normal
it'll be called "The Walking Dead" with nothing else added
thius?
It's good
Yep
oki
voice messages are fun
One hour episodes is pretty common for most shows now
watch community
oh, theres no like wee look before apocalypse
i m already in the apocalypse thats sadge
What a great show. The paintball episodes changed my life.
season 10 is decent, definitely not the best, but decent
Hi Bitkiller Hi llama
Never change. I love you. -Redneck from Arizona
Maja lost every chance
TWD yes
But not the Sopranos
Fuck off
godfather is better
Preach King
@grizzled meadow Hello master I hope you are having a blessed day
I saw him typing
Sopranos got you covered
You got no excuses
Watch it already
милые котятки ^^
Day 8 of AI research.
I got a terrible idea 
Im entirely invested
How much
yeah sure im fucking watcihng
As many Furbies and Graphics cards with 8GB VRAM as you can send
it doesn't even matter how hard you try
I've dispatched the courier to your location. o7
alo catboy ❤️
Why do you have two things at the same time
You will know when it is done; ignore anything lurking in the sewers.
Twd was good at the start
Maja is unbased
Then it went downhill
1-5, based, 6, no clue cant remember, season 7-8 
9, sadge
10, decent
I love sewers, just not lurking in them. Doctors told me to stop,
Want a full body massage to make ya feel better?
Night
GN gamer 🙂
Hi Ted have good eepys
Strongest gamer be like:
it's a zombie show what the fuck did you think it was about

No balls
0
severe lack of testicules in the event that you don't watch it
🔮🔮
Crystal balls if you watch it
Probably not
But will if watches it
wtf did you just call my mother
wtf is WCOCK
WCUCK
ayo
THAT ACTUALLY
BRUH ALERT
Completely fine - up until the mfer took out a fucking picture of a naked chick with a ballsack
LMFAO
Mods please ban he
Just finished the first part of Biscoff cheesecake decoration 
Nice
I fucked up part of it I can’t lie but it’s still gonna taste banging so fuck it
Will when fully done 
Still got a lot to do
Fuck Got modderated on a comment
This shit is hilarious 
Biscoff so good
Its only bro-sexual if balls touch
I’m making vanilla whipped cream later to add on 
Yeah it’s a shame I messed part of it up
Falco biased confirmed
I melted Biscoff spread for on top
Just eat the whole thing and start new
Only thing you can do at this point
It's a cookie made from other cookies
It’s caramelised biscuits
I guess it has a sort of cinnamon taste to it
Thats dope af
It didn’t fully set after fucking hours in the fridge
So when I put the biscuits on it just kinda scooped up half the cheese 
Dwarf fortress moment
If my memory serves me correct there two flavors of biscoff cookies. Cookie butter and original I think don't quote me.
Elves? More like future victims of cultural wars
Original Video:
https://youtu.be/azOvRwrqz2M
Warhammer: Ravandils Quest
Karl the Deranged
Everything
I think it’s just caramelised biscuits
It’s made for coffee
I spiked a Kobold into a field goal
I stand firm on the opinion that Tieflings do not deserve human rights
Oh nvm your right
These cookies start with butter and flour, then with the addition of cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, allspice, and cloves

Imma learn you boy
It's made out of cookies. This video was not paid for, nor is it endorsed, by Lotus Bakeries.
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Yeah
You didn't know lol?
It's made out of cookies
Cookie spread 
Your welcome 
Remember me when you get that promotion lol
My local cafe gives you a pack of Biscoff with each drink 
The little people who helped you along the way
That's pretty dope
Wait
Biscoff biscuit, Biscoff spread then another Biscoff biscuit
Biscoff spread sandwich
I'm not huge into tea but I got a bunch of Harney and sons iced tea pouches to make fresh iced tea and so far not bad. Just need tons of sugar to make it not taste like piss water 
I'm excited to try the blood orange iced tea












