🎪bruh-fart

[uncut obsidian]

Profile pic

[minor cypress]

Meows to lead me to bed and snuggle with him. Just sits at edge of bed and stares at me

[uncut obsidian]

My cat wakes up at 5am every day, comes into my room and becomes an air raid siren

[robust cove]

[uncut obsidian]

And like

He has food in the bowl

All I have to do is show him where the bowl is

And he's like "oh, right, it's here, sorry"

[grim sluice]

My dog acts like a cat often.
Played dead once and my dog went straight to the pocket I usually have treats in and then scuttled off munching without a care.

[uncut obsidian]

He would've munched on you if you laid down for long enough

[minor cypress]

Nero will do that. He knows when its bedtime, and if i stay up late he coralls me to bed and snuggles. If i get up he gets mad and harasses me

[grim sluice]

I have no idea who is the dog or cat anymore in the house. But love them both to death.

[minor cypress]

We are slowly trying to train the cats to be on a harness so we can take em outside to explore.

Results have been....poor. they just sink and lay there. Lol

[robust cove]

Cats will be catting I guess

I love hearing about cats being goobers

[uncut obsidian]

my cat is an outsider

he goes outside every day

[sturdy copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/436296815466250253/1113498210003075184/v12044gd0000chrabljc77u02i3gt0a0.mov

[oblique spire]

I have been staring at this fucking screen hour atleast an hour trying to design the best template

[somber warren]

maybe you should get the PZ server going

ya facking dog cunt

[oblique spire]

I'm trying okay

it doesn't want to work

[somber warren]

try harder

make it work

have some faith in yourself

[sturdy copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009547549453062306/1113431493193244822/b7059d01810647f813c062fa2b92f9afbe31a460c6dc656e55c365e4d504d1fd_1.mov

[uncut obsidian]

Waa

[minor cypress]

Got this bad boy coming in soon, gonna hang it in the gaming room/office bathroom

[oblique spire]

God you people don't fucking look at the GC do you

[minor cypress]

The wat

[somber warren]

You people?

[oblique spire]

[sturdy copper]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-boy-nice-guy-turn-from-nice-guy-to-slightly-bad-boy-slightly-bad-boy-tik-tok-gif-25518244

[somber warren]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/968021461770059808/1022011792920158248/nato.gif

[oblique spire]

damn

[uncut obsidian]

i did

but volt told you to do something

[oblique spire]

yes

and if it wwould work i would have said so

[somber warren]

have you tried turning it on and off again?

[oblique spire]

shush

[robust cove]

Don't worry, take your time to make sure the server is fun and enjoyable for everyone, no rush

[oblique spire]

[uncut obsidian]

brainfart PZ server launching 2025

coming soon

[somber warren]

Literally Me

[south granite]

what has my life become

[somber warren]

listen up you little shit

just because i'm black

le racisme

[robust cove]

That is true, michaelloo jacksone

[proud torrent]

reddit killing 3rd party apps

this will be me for the next week looking for alternatives

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/316439031535894529/1113701184272859177/Screenshot_20230531_233033_Chrome.jpg

[fading shuttle]

he uses reddit

[fading shuttle]

yeah, like he is gonna grow

[south granite]

Only thing growing is that sick ass beard

[weak jackal]

elf with tree: "I am growing"

[remote vine]

In the book you go

[weak jackal]

Is it possible for an elf girl and a dwarf boy to both dunk on chaos together 😳

[fading shuttle]

elves are lewd

[somber warren]

No

[weak jackal]

not our fault

[fading shuttle]

you arent an elf

[weak jackal]

prove it

[fading shuttle]

you are a smile

[weak jackal]

live smile reaction

[fading shuttle]

damn this hunt showdown update lookin wild

[oblique spire]

RDR2 my beloved

[somber warren]

Best game

[weak jackal]

holy shit

[oblique spire]

didn't even knoww you could tomahawk the ghost

[runic kernel]

Hi Daniela Hi Alex

[weak jackal]

hi cat

[oblique spire]

I really should donload RDR2 again

[somber warren]

I member my First rdr online interaction: my char Name in Rainer Winkler, some Dude Walks Up to me and tells me He doesn't Like my Name. Then He proceeds to hogtie me and burn me alive

Good times

[fading shuttle]

god i wish rdr online was good

[somber warren]

Real

[weak jackal]

last time i played a hacker showed up, gave me several chests of gold, spawned like 30 rare animals on top of one another and then teleported around the map and occasionally checked up on me

[remote vine]

rdr online is good if the only thing you do is fishing

[weak jackal]

first person fishing with the gang at night time

soothing

[remote vine]

Real

[somber warren]

I Had Something similar Happen to me in gta online, Hacker Trolled me for Like 5 mins, then He felt Bad and spawend in bulletproof vests for me (gives you Money If you already have one)

[weak jackal]

a gta hacker had a minigun that spawned moneybags where bullets landed that did no dmg

he shot me like 500 times and made me rich

[somber warren]

Lmao

Gigachad hacker

[weak jackal]

then someone spawned a campfire inside my model so i jumped into the ocean to put it out

then they replaced my model with a ufo

[somber warren]

[weak jackal]

then some dude spaned 100+ lawnmowers on top of one another making a tower

when hackers are silly = great
When hacker isntakill you on spawn just to be mean = no good

when hackers give you stuff while being sillu = marry me

like the rdr2 gold grind sucks, the hacker literally gave me like 10 gold bars in 30 seconds saying "come here i give you free!"

[remote vine]

Me and my friend managed to befriend a group of hackers and every week they’d spawn a party bus and throw a rave party at the beach and throw money around

[weak jackal]

asian dude had such broken english i loved him

[weak jackal]

fire emblem 3 houses best fire emblem because of fishin minigame

[somber warren]

Based

[remote vine]

I managed to get the best ceo building with filled up garage and have the diamond casino fully upgraded in a month thanks to them

[somber warren]

Most of the time hackers left me and my homies Alone Bc they know how horrible the Grind is

[runic kernel]

Hi Usagi

[remote vine]

Hello catboi

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[weak jackal]

p!birb

[weak jackal]

woah!

Cool hat!!

[oblique spire]

Spain moment.

[somber warren]

No way thats actually in the soundtrack

I can't understand a single word

[weak jackal]

music where you can't understand shit is the best

-kpop fans

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/faceapp-fortnite-lowtiergod-meme-faceapp-lowtiergod-fortnite-gif-25737915

[oblique spire]

Bro how the fuck did I manage to get shit in south america

[somber warren]

People that listen to kpop have Zero value as a human being

[weak jackal]

yeah i listen to kmetal insteal

[somber warren]

[weak jackal]

KINGSLAYERRRRR

[somber warren]

Fucking waste of human DNA

Smh frfr

[weak jackal]

meanie

[somber warren]

Thanks for noticing

[somber warren]

I would Just pic the one with the coolest box art

[solar obsidian]

real

[weak jackal]

saul whiteman

the most racist man alive

[fleet silo]

Good meme where'd you find it...? Hmmmm?

Jk I stole it from someone else ngl

[robust cove]

He's also mixed with Jesse btw even more based

[weak jackal]

transgender saul whiteman

[runic kernel]

Hi Delight

[solar obsidian]

p!cat // hello Catboy

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[solar obsidian]

p!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[runic kernel]

[solar obsidian]

sorry, that previous one was wack

[runic kernel]

Noo

Its goood

[weak jackal]

p!birb

[runic kernel]

Bubble galaxy cat

[winged chasm]

He will fuck you up if you aint letting him sleep

[solar obsidian]

alright then

[uncut obsidian]

p!steal

[foggy mantle]

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[fleet silo]

Well played Mwadi... well played.

https://tenor.com/view/clever-girl-hello-ready-to-die-gif-18044758

Though im going to bed now so best of sleep to all of you

or days idk

[runic kernel]

Hi bitkiller Hi Madi

[uncut obsidian]

Hii

[runic kernel]

Hab good eepys

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/750151136358564010/1113576897868210207/ssstik.io_1685567792842.mp4

[fading shuttle]

its thursday

[robust cove]

Something somethi g out of tacos thursday

[minor cypress]

4 more hours to freedom

[uncut obsidian]

huh

[tulip ravine]

Hello all

[minor cypress]

Til work is over. Its my Friday

[uncut obsidian]

ah

[minor cypress]

Shalom hydro

[robust cove]

Yippe, I still got 6 hours to go

[minor cypress]

Just bored af watching stalecraker and isaac toupes

[robust cove]

I'm just staring at my inbox with no emails

[minor cypress]

Unironically would eat tf out of anything stalecracker makes, his food checks out. Man is def authentic coonass

Same lol

[robust cove]

I might go get a sammich

[minor cypress]

https://youtu.be/5JAXqR8RZcQ

Mmmm i need to make jambalaya soon, its so tasty

[solar obsidian]

nobody said hi to Hydro. #🎪bruh-fart has fallen.

millions will not be greeted

[minor cypress]

But i did

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-high-mood-stoned-shocked-gif-15912812

[minor cypress]

The tonies holster vest kills me every time

[robust cove]

I feel a heart attack coming in as I'm watching this lmao

[minor cypress]

Nahh it be delicious, trust.

[robust cove]

Omg I didn't see, HI HYDRO!

[robust cove]

Well, so is everything I have to stop myself from eating, I never said it looks disgusting

[tulip ravine]

Attention Facility staff, Mobile Task Force Unit Alpha 1 Designated “Red Right Hand” Has Entered The Facility

[runic kernel]

Hi Hydro Hi PAVLO

[tulip ravine]

Hi stinky

[minor cypress]

Facts. Soul food good for the soul, not the waistline lol

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-scp-secret-labatory-mobile-task-force-server-is-up-gif-22809841

[tulip ravine]

REAL

[oblique spire]

No more romania

[tulip ravine]

Alex why do you keep breaching containment

[minor cypress]

Im just glad he doesn't measure shit when seasoning. Eyeballs do the trick

[robust cove]

Hi creature

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/secret-lab-ntf-scp-scpsl-gif-19807428

[robust cove]

Very true lol

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vibin-edm-dance-party-gif-17371100

Party time boys

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/lionel-hutz-world-peace-rainbow-multicultural-day-dream-gif-20417641

[fading shuttle]

i am apollyon containment class

[oblique spire]

Now I have yet another entrance into the USSR that, when I capture land, it will be mine and mine only because i'm not going through romania, I AM ROMANIA

[tulip ravine]

We are all Romania

[tulip ravine]

We going to be ninjaaaaa

[solar obsidian]

[oblique spire]

entrance secured

[devout hull]

lubed up and ready for insertion

[robust cove]

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/owo-intensifies-lucky-star-konata-anime-gif-17442559

[devout hull]

Would Genital Jousting be considered NSFW for brainfart?

YouTube allows it, after all.

[solar obsidian]

better not risk it

[robust cove]

I'm too Polish to understand what you've just said, and I don't want to know

[solar obsidian]

i dont want to see you go @devout hull. you are a gigachad, if gigachad had porn addiction instead of testosterone.

[robust cove]

Stylish carrot?

[devout hull]

Sure.

[stone blade]

ew domination tree

[solar obsidian]

@robust cove its a video game where u are a dick with balls but also have an ass and u need to fuck the other dick-ball-ass before they fuck you

it looks fun, though not a fan of the style

[minor cypress]

Need to do more testing with onhit teemo, its my fav build and it might not be dogwater anymore

[robust cove]

Incomprehensible, may God have mercy on your soul

[solar obsidian]

🤝

[minor cypress]

The cum chalice

[solar obsidian]

you can ride cats if you put a catnip on a stick

[fading shuttle]

my cat doesnt care about catnip

[stone blade]

its practically an adc but it does AP damage

[minor cypress]

Ye the build is nice. Just so many options for splitpush onhit.

Im just debating over bork vs kraken rush and shiv or runaans for waveclear

Plus the rageblade hybrid pen is nutty for teemo

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/darth-maul-gif-21544920

honestly who wouldnt want maul?

https://tenor.com/view/darthmaul-starwars-dancing-pumped-excited-gif-8441454

just look at him go

[devout hull]

I prefer Jon Arbuckle.

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-get-your-groove-on-party-hard-dance-wtf-gif-11692335

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/plonk-plink-cat-gif-27515214

[oblique spire]

King Tiger moment

[stone blade]

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/20GkBnhQqY0

[sturdy copper]

The fact you are missing 2150 of them makes it realistic

[oblique spire]

True

[placid sail]

maybe we could invite some women?

[fading shuttle]

[oblique spire]

[fading shuttle]

they will fight beyond moscow you know that right

[robust cove]

As we all know from history, taking over Moscow means you've taken over Russia

[oblique spire]

Yes

Ofc

For them to capitulate i'm pretty sure I just need Leningrad, Stalingrad and Moscow, along wwith a few more small cities

That's what I saw happened when i've watched friends play it

[fading shuttle]

they fought much more when i fought against them

maybe somethings changed

[oblique spire]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fading shuttle]

basically had to completely push them out of european russia

[rugged belfry]

What game?

[fading shuttle]

hearts of iron 4

https://fxtwitter.com/hop_scotch_/status/1664017656926687234

[rugged belfry]

[stone blade]

oh no

yet ANOTHER autist

[eager igloo]

Sounds albleist

[placid sail]

nah, it's okay, he can do it

he plays league a lot, so he's basically disabled too

[stone blade]

it was a dodge

[weak jackal]

i ate the hot chip

while making dinner

[robust cove]

Truly a woman, now you need to lie as well

[weak jackal]

alas i am not bisexual

anyway it was some of the worst pain i've ever felt

wasn't even tasty

i drank half a gallon of milk

[robust cove]

That is because the hot chip was hot I think but idk

[weak jackal]

maybe

[eager igloo]

How do you even drink that much milk

[broken topaz]

Grab a bag of milk

and drink from it

[maiden lance]

thats almost 2 liters jeez

[oblique spire]

It's all going wrong

[robust cove]

If it's hot enough lol

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-hallway-scene-homelander-scene-phone-gif-26272083

[robust cove]

I TOLD YOU YOUR FIRST STEP TOWARDS DOWNFALL WAS TAKING OVER ROMANIA

[placid sail]

chat

[oblique spire]

IT WAS FINE

[placid sail]

what was the hottest thing you've eaten on Scoville scale

[oblique spire]

ROMANIA HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS

[fading shuttle]

karma for romania

they stole your supply lines

[oblique spire]

THE SOVIETS WERE MEANT TO BE THE ONES WITH SHIT LOGISTICS

[robust cove]

Do you not understand? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY ROMANIA, NOT JOIN IT!

[weak jackal]

didn't even throw up

now i'm gonna play ninja gaiden 3

[oblique spire]

I DID DESTROY IT

[fading shuttle]

he is going through his hitlerbunker arc rn

Steiners counter-attack will save the eastern front

[oblique spire]

If there was an option to off yourself in this game

[rugged belfry]

There was this sauce I tried. It was like...a black scorpion sauce. Had to sign a waiver for it. Shit was so hot I went through a second puberty in the span of 5 minutes and my voice deepened for 20 minutes.

It was so hot I had to lay down

[oblique spire]

i would definitely do it when it got to the 30th April 1945

[placid sail]

he doesn't know, he lacks critical information

[minor cypress]

Least spicy thai sauce.

[fading shuttle]

anyway irl germany had dogshit logistics

[oblique spire]

YES BUT COME THE FUCK ON

[placid sail]

sounds fun, but what was the scoville scale

[minor cypress]

But they had drip

[oblique spire]

EVERYTHING WAS FINE

I WAS STEAMROLLING THE USSR

[minor cypress]

Hugo boss was ballin on the drip scale.

[oblique spire]

THEN I GET TO ONE SPECIFIC TILE

ALL GOES TO SHIT

[fading shuttle]

actual hitler bunker

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-hallway-scene-homelander-scene-phone-gif-26272083

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/gman-hello-chat-gif-20617326

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/shalom-peaky-blinders-shalom-gif-24538179

[placid sail]

laughs in economy and industry fully convertible to war efforts in a week

[fading shuttle]

der Krieg ist verloren

[rugged belfry]

Idk the Scoville but it was a mix of Scorpion and Ghost peppers.

[fading shuttle]

do you wish you had the 70ish divisions romania had to help you?

[placid sail]

jesus christ, they're both around 1kk

[oblique spire]

no

the romanian entrance is fine

[fading shuttle]

then you will suffer in ignorance

[oblique spire]

it's further north that's the problem

[fading shuttle]

imagine if you had someone else to guard the romanian entrance

[placid sail]

the sauce that permanently alters your personality

[fading shuttle]

so you could send troops north

[oblique spire]

I HAVE ENOUGH

[fading shuttle]

you clearly dont if you have stalled

[rugged belfry]

Yeah, that shit sucked. Never again. I'm a flavor over heat dude.

[weak jackal]

owie

[placid sail]

my current high score is 350k, and it's still fun enough to enjoy and suffer only just a little bit

but the voices say I should now try 1kk too and probably die

[robust cove]

Lmao yeah, I liked super spice stuff, until I went spicy enough to never want super spicy food for a long time

[oblique spire]

hold on

lemme cook

https://tenor.com/view/kronk-emperors-new-groove-its-all-coming-together-gif-12813012

[fading shuttle]

dont let the germans cook

[rugged belfry]

Honestly I don't go above Habenero now, I just want all the flavor and none of the stomach issues.

I kinda burned out my stomach

[robust cove]

[minor cypress]

Spicy flavor is good. I just hate when spicy things are super vinegary

[oblique spire]

[fading shuttle]

it was a good joke, i had to

[minor cypress]

Them spicy thai drunken noodles are amazing

[oblique spire]

it was a really good joke

HOL UP

Ok hang on

i'm cooking

i'm cooking up north

[placid sail]

you will never have cancer again

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/math-hmm-processing-gif-10273186

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/now-that-i-think-about-it-guy-with-lightning-now-that-i-think-about-it-that-black-guy-with-the-lightning-makes-a-good-point-gif-24607318

[robust cove]

Rooting for Germany so llama can finally spend more time making the pz server

[oblique spire]

I'M COOKING

IT'S A WHOLE ASS BUFFET RN

[robust cove]

COOK HARDER

[oblique spire]

I'M COOKING

[robust cove]

MOAR

[oblique spire]

[placid sail]

looking forward to destruction of llama

hail the union

[oblique spire]

I'm cooking

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/muajaja-the-simpsons-gif-7251407

[oblique spire]

i'm cooking hard

[fading shuttle]

red army is the strongest

[livid pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669308329419341836/1112372756789612614/togif.gif

[placid sail]

don't forget warm coats for the winter, you'll need them

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/russian-pierov-strong-squeeze-gif-16934331

[oblique spire]

Trust the process

I'll return in an hour with results

the cooking is slowly working

[placid sail]

slowly cooked, tender german officers

[fading shuttle]

Goering said that aswell

[queen finch]

@grizzled meadow

[oblique spire]

@robust cove The cooking continues

much faster then i thought

[robust cove]

I will await the finished cooking

[robust cove]

[broken topaz]

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/406167308655132672/1113777967051591710/5_6325431772586707858.mp4

[shadow wyvern]

horrible really

[oblique spire]

@robust cove I COOKED

[robust cove]

I do not understand why the new Zelda game lets you make drone strikes, but it's funny

[robust cove]

AHH

[runic kernel]

Hi Grim

[edgy abyss]

Sup

[robust cove]

Why are you yelling

[edgy abyss]

I'm going to work...

[silver geyser]

All this zelda stuff makes me want to set the snes up..

[robust cove]

I'm halfway trough my shift already, good luck

[oblique spire]

AHAHAHAHHA

I COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKED

[robust cove]

Holy

[eager igloo]

Ugh it got hot already

[robust cove]

Fuck

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/rammstein-feuer-frei-fire-xxx-movie-gif-13583967

[eager igloo]

By July I'll become an undefined blob of molten material

[robust cove]

That means you can finally finish the pz server, right?

[oblique spire]

[crimson flame]

now invade finland

[oblique spire]

yes

[robust cove]

Actually yeah, invade Finland first

[oblique spire]

I've played too much today though

i wanna play war thunder

[minor cypress]

Ahhhhhhh the end users are finally waking up

I just want piece and quiet, not "xyz broke plz fix"

[robust cove]

I have to fix stupid data problems, so you have to fix shit too

[minor cypress]

I got baited into security analyst role, and the contract has some bs stipulation that we have to help the helpdesk out for 2hr per shift, instead of doing SOC stuff.

Because muh insufficient staffing.

Also i put ints in all your floats

Plz fix

[stone blade]

perfect game

[fading shuttle]

hello, league?

[stone blade]

soraka is OP

like wtf

I don't die

ever

I was against thresh jhin

[robust cove]

Oh that is bullshit lmao

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APk4mLodk88

[cinder vector]

chimkem

[minor cypress]

Of the highest order. I always crack up when Helpdesk boss whines to SOC boss about things they want us to do. But i follow whomever signs my timesheets

[robust cove]

I have to constantly tell the buying department that they're dumb, and to send me an actual form for requesting changes lul

[normal reef]

Tf id that

[weak jackal]

what the fuck

[proven terrace]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/757994115567714345/1010621219613188137/attachment-186.gif

[main moon]

master grok told me to give this

[minor cypress]

Just got off a call with a user bitching about a mailbox being deleted. I just shrugged and said it went through approval. Ask their POC if they need to

[robust cove]

I shouldn't laugh since I'm technically in the group that sends zendesks for technical issues, but I can handle technical problems on my own 99% of the time anyways lol

[pastel quartz]

i survived to Thursday

we can do another week

[minor cypress]

Yep. Not my rodeo, at that moment i am but the measliest helpdesk agent. Email me when you are trying to do threat hunting or something fun.

[minor cypress]

Sometimes, i get java devs with coding issues. They share screen so i can document. I'll be staring at their issue, know how to fix it, but gotta remind myself its not my role and to let the experts handle it. Can't open up that liability

[minor cypress]

Hell yea, just finished my shift and finally at my weekend

[pastel quartz]

woopwooop… my weekend was Tuesday, so this is my Tuesday

[robust cove]

Yeah, I don't know shit about coding

[tulip ravine]

Who needs coding help

[robust cove]

You can code these nuts I do data maintenance, I already deal with human stupidity, I don't need to feel like my pc is retarded as well

[tulip ravine]

I’ll code yer mother

[robust cove]

my bad G 🤝

[crimson flame]

working in a corporate in a nutshell

just keep your head down and walk straight

i was young and tried to be as helpful as possible. my coworkers love me, but i get soooo much more work than them just because i can do everything

[minor cypress]

100%, not my problem. As long as boss happy and checks are clearing thats all i need

[robust cove]

Eh, my workplace is chill, call the director by name

[robust cove]

Yeah, I'm trying to keep away from that now lol

[minor cypress]

Yep, been there done that. Now i just hoard solutions to make my job easy, pretend it takes way longer, and enjoy the downtime. Occasionally trickle feeding solutions i've been sitting on for months if it helps me out.

They still don't know i've automated most of my required daily reporting, and never will.

[lament elbow]

youre not getting paid to let them know

[tulip ravine]

That’s what I do

[robust cove]

oh hell yeah brother

[minor cypress]

Yep. Paid to meet sla and perform duties as needed, never said anything about going above and beyond.

They can get stellar work when im personally accountable for systems that directly impact my end of year review. Til then, we bing chilling

[lament elbow]

birmingham is worse than being in diablo

[tulip ravine]

Birmingham should be nuked

[robust cove]

Honestly my work is way more hectic than that, but i still love it, since I got here from a gas station drive-in

[minor cypress]

I know that feeling, i went from barista to helpdesk monkey in my first IT gig. Felt like a king

[tulip ravine]

COME TO SMETWICK BIRMINGHAM AND ASK FOR DANNY G

[lament elbow]

if you got all this knowhow why dont you move on, you seem like you could make more money with the time you got left

[minor cypress]

Now ive moved away from 80% of helpdesk

[minor cypress]

Planning on doing it soon, but we just closed on a house and moved in. Wanting finances to stabalize first before i do any of that

[lament elbow]

oh hell yeah

all the best bud

whats your edu background

[robust cove]

Nice, I wish you all the luck with that

[minor cypress]

Thanks bud.

[minor cypress]

BS in comp sci, focus in cyber sec, and some IT certs sprinkled in

[lament elbow]

very prolific then, cyber sec is good money

i hear a bunch about penetration testing

[minor cypress]

Money is good, just glad i got my foot in the door.

Pentesting audits is my next big goal actually

[lament elbow]

you should have 0 problems getting in with that attitude

i wish i didnt throw my edu the wrong way

[minor cypress]

Might spend some time doing some sysadmin stuff next, just to get some groundfloor experience. Right now im just a SOC analyst.

[lament elbow]

IT is a decent gig

[minor cypress]

Eh, never too late man. Tbh i respect the dudes with certs and time way more then fresh grads with no hands on time.

[tulip ravine]

If you find a good role it can be a banging career

[lament elbow]

its what you know, right 😄

[tulip ravine]

I’m a fresh grad in 2 years and I’m spending my summers banging out certs like no tomorrow

[lament elbow]

maybe ill make the switch from career criminal someday

[minor cypress]

Ye IT is all about what you are responsible for and who your customer is. Fuck working for healthcare. Never again

[lament elbow]

are certifications part of your tuition i.e. what you pay, or is that your own investment

[tulip ravine]

Some of them are

[lament elbow]

healthcare? did you requalify?

[tulip ravine]

We do some Cisco Amazon and Microsoft stuff

[minor cypress]

My job reimburses my certs

[minor cypress]

Nah just as a customer, healthcare sucks

[lament elbow]

good company policy. just dont tell them you plan on fucking off

😄

[minor cypress]

Ya alot of my college courses were just prep for different certs.

Just depends on what your end goal is.

But network+ and security+ will open doors.

[lament elbow]

cant go wrong with security

with the levels of industrial espionage in western economies, its a gold mine

[robust cove]

Maybe I'll finally give IT a go again

[broken topaz]

Dont unless you are actually interested in it

[tulip ravine]

I’ve got a it archive if you want it

Got like 200 different books on programming

Virus samples all sorts

[robust cove]

I do not trust myself with virus samples lmao, ut the books on programming sound fun

[tulip ravine]

There’s all sorts haha

[robust cove]

Yea of course, I just didn't have the motivation before

[runic kernel]

Hi Cori

[solar obsidian]

[insert Happiest Man in Birmingham (with sound) here]

[robust cove]

Who is Birming and why is he ham

[weak jackal]

whoa

[edgy abyss]

Specifically Black Canary's

[edgy abyss]

[solar obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/958342885005221898/1085694647101300756/for-grimm.gif

[edgy abyss]

[solar obsidian]

i look like him

[livid pond]

hello

[solar obsidian]

hello, me

[livid pond]

Hope you have a wonderful day

[grizzled meadow]

Tu non ci sai proprio stare fermo con le mani porco dio

[heavy peak]

Would you like to elaborate on that?

[edgy abyss]

[normal reef]

What

The nik

Nikname

Fuck

[edgy abyss]

[heavy peak]

Where's the C?

[normal reef]

Sorry

[heavy peak]

[rugged belfry]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

I think there's a portal to another dimension in my room.

Powered by reddit

[rugged belfry]

Distraction!

[grizzled meadow]

Ti ammazzo dio cane

Poi non ti lamentare in privato

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/italy-angry-italian-noises-gif-20399632

[rugged belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/rant-italian-rant-italian-rants-in-italian-gif-15133200

[grizzled meadow]

Che schifo... cioè tu vai a prendere una ricetta che mia nonna ha fatto trent'anni fa...

@placid sail

[heavy peak]

Alo

[heavy peak]

This isn't #🇮🇹-general-ita

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/moistcritikal-penguinz0-charlie-misinput-it-was-a-misinput-gif-23090919

@rough finch first audio, this^

[rugged belfry]

Google translate says well done catching the reference lol.

[grizzled meadow]

Video that lives rent free in my head

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-in-grave-right-now-zombie-spinning-alive-gif-15492275

[heavy peak]

What was he saying again, if it was my mother it would be a dog?

[grizzled meadow]

If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike

This is what is wrong with this country

I stick to the plan

[robust cove]

What plan

[tulip ravine]

Hello brainfart

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/OplyHCIBmfE

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow
Man, that shit is compressed

[rugged belfry]

The funny really begins at like 1:50

[grizzled meadow]

That's true, I sent the longer version just to give a little bit of context

[somber warren]

Greetings Brainfart

[runic kernel]

Hi Falco Hi S5yn3T

[weak jackal]

happy pride month

[rugged belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/iasip-bright-iasip-gif-22521187

[slim osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/750903242883596468/1113801265894395966/me_acting_mysterious_for_the_invisible_camera.mp4

[stone blade]

Wow

[fading shuttle]

Real electricity cuts off mid game moment

[ruby minnow]

shark pog

[robust cove]

Why are lesbians so violent

[solar coral]

Happy queer month brainfart!!!

[weak jackal]

thinking about girls makes me want to bite a rock

[ruby minnow]

its june already wow time passes

[solar coral]

Yuhhh

[heavy peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/816011513264341073/1113364043219083344/igVideo11.mp4

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/750151136358564010/1113802211764486264/ssstik.io_1685621500107.mp4

[robust cove]

I...understand?

[placid sail]

it's just girls in general

something something feminine urge something something cannibalism

[placid sail]

okay maybe it's just you

it's not that bad

[weak jackal]

i don't like at all like a crazy person

[placid sail]

ay found it

[weak jackal]

edward

[robust cove]

Forgot lesbians are canonically cannibals

[solar coral]

I have destroyed a piece of ancient history

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/speen-gif-20465844

[solar coral]

There are 28 crocodillians

[weak jackal]

easy mistake to make

read carmilla

[placid sail]

this clip captures my condition perfectly

[high token]

Blud got that schizophrenic shit locked and loaded

[robust cove]

Bruh wth of course you read vampire novels from 1872

[grizzled meadow]

@weak jackal

[placid sail]

you look hella young and skinny here

[solar coral]

They are
Saltwater crocodile, nile crocodile, american crocodile, marsh crocodile, dwarf crocodile, west african slender snouted crocodile, American alligator, chinese alligator, spectacled caiman, broad snouted caiman, yacare caiman, black caiman, cuviers dwarf caiman, smooth fronted caiman, new guinea crocodile, osbron's dwarf crocodile, gharial, false gharial, hall's new guinea crocodile, freshwater crocodile, philippine crocodile, morelet's crocodile, new guinea crocodile, mugger crocodile, borneo crocodile, cuban crocodile, siamese crocodile, west african crocodile

[mint mist]

perfect ofr you

[weak jackal]

perfect

did u sleep well

[robust cove]

[grizzled meadow]

Meh, as always
I really need to fix my sleep schedule but it's impossible

[tulip ravine]

It’s officially eepy day

[tulip ravine]

Same

I was up till like 5 in the morn

[placid sail]

• hello, I'm in urgent need of help
• Tylko jedno w głowie mam koksu pięc gram odlecieć sam w krainę zapomnieniaaa bam

[mint mist]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGXLLCoJ0uo&ab_channel=SteveKong

weeeeee

[tulip ravine]

Maja waa

[grizzled meadow]

BRO

IT'S FUCKING MOIST CRITICAL FOR REAL

[rough finch]

I just woke up lol

[grizzled meadow]

IT'S REALLY HIM

[heavy peak]

Moist critical that just woke up

[oblique spire]

not much OOTT posting today

sad

[mint mist]

hi

[grizzled meadow]

Can't wait for "theeese are mags"

[heavy peak]

[rough finch]

Oh god I have to look up him saying it to get the intonation just right

[oblique spire]

@grizzled meadow

🤝

[robust cove]

I was gonna go home and make out of tacos thursday

[rough finch]

sup

[oblique spire]

based

[robust cove]

But now I'm too lazy so I'm not sure

[placid sail]

moba players are dangerous to society

[minor cypress]

I swear im in remission

[swift scarab]

Eidolon rounding a corner only to be faced by me with a handheld death cannon and a mildly bad attitude

[heavy peak]

@uncut obsidian

[stone blade]

yes

same with tarkov

[grizzled meadow]

Can you believe that my internet connection just went out as soon as you posted? I was also finding some videos to post

[plush pine]

run the bats are here

[placid sail]

Falco

hey Falco

[heavy peak]

Have you heard of tf2 engineer singing out of touch?

[placid sail]

hey

Falco

falcoooooooooooooooooooooo

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[gusty willow]

https://youtu.be/ojuWCApJg_Q

JUDYYYYY AWW JUDYYYYY

[oblique spire]

real

[stone blade]

I've noticed I began winning a lot more fights

when I Q sideways with vayne

and i save my Q for dodging when I ult

instead of damage

[stone blade]

yeah me

[runic kernel]

Hi [BLANK]

[ornate tulip]

My cat is allergic to taking photos, but I managed to get these two pictures

[open turret]

Hi Chernobyl Catboy
https://i.redd.it/f47oliaak73b1.jpg

[open turret]

me and u greeting each other
https://i.redd.it/cx1fjjygv73b1.jpg

fock embed broke

[tulip ravine]

Is it silly time fr

[ruby minnow]

my memes are making numbers these days

[normal reef]

We are all just homophobic

If the mods ask, im not tho

[devout hull]

@steady trellis

[robust cove]

The new microcelebrity is here

[tribal rain]

who agrees

[robust cove]

[devout hull]

Pippo commits hate crimes toward gays.

[normal reef]

Eh

You know me

┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌

Just doin a lil bit of trolling

[ruby minnow]

alright time to change my since i got 8 keks and 6 reals

[normal reef]

Stfu

[robust cove]

People trying to be microcelebrities, I'm just trying to be a micro organism

[robust cove]

Give him a RAISE

[runic kernel]

Hi Syno

[open turret]

staring contest

[ruby minnow]

now since i'm a celebrity

[ruby minnow]

i should talk to minors in a sexual way and get ecxposed

[oblique spire]

[ruby minnow]

do celebrity things you know

[devout hull]

I'll DM you some tips.

[oblique spire]

Make a new sexuality like dreamsexual

[swift scarab]

Not if I develop sociopathic tendencies and decide to assassinate you first

[oblique spire]

Synosexual

[robust cove]

👆

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-low-tier-god-gif-24762511

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-kiss-gif-23563620

[tribal rain]

Im a microcelebrity too then, i got alot of reacts

[oblique spire]

Falco moment

[normal reef]

I am a microcelebrity

I make porn!

[tribal rain]

real

[fading shuttle]

Exectricity back, took 1 hour

[normal reef]

Real

[tribal rain]

time to change my name to a microcelebrity

[ruby minnow]

hmmmm

[devout hull]

I give good advice.

[fading shuttle]

Shit, Tate's based

[tribal rain]

i hate you, that penguin moaning video? I opened it at full volume at the gym

[robust cove]

My true form

[fading shuttle]

Girls last tour

Based anime

https://tenor.com/view/girls-last-tour-shoujo-shuumatsu-gif-20459975

[robust cove]

True true

[open turret]

FR

[fading shuttle]

Based manga aswell, it's finished

[normal reef]

Wanna see someone die

[robust cove]

No

[plush pine]

on my wait to absolutely dunk on the enemy faction stalkers after i start a new game for the 147th time

[fading shuttle]

Dark Messiah of might and magic, based game

[somber warren]

if you want a real based manga, read Vinland Saga

[fading shuttle]

I don't think Scandinavians exist

[somber warren]

Australia doesn't exsist

[tribal rain]

whats australia

i heard its some prison colony or something

[fading shuttle]

It doesn't, the British just threw their prisoners into the ocean and claimed they sent them to a prison colony

[plush pine]

took me worryingly long moment

[plush pine]

the power of being out of touch

[open turret]

this gorilla is gud but, best gorilla FR is in gintama

[pine bison]

this is what we could have had if harambe was still with us

[rugged belfry]

This but with a sick Eurobeat.

[eager igloo]

Andrew Tate is still in jail?

[stone blade]

hihi

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/paimon-gif-18680170

[somber warren]

no

[open turret]

https://kaorin.neocities.org/bread

[oblique spire]

House arrest now

dunno if it's changed, but he was on house arrest last time i heard

[tribal rain]

do people here like andrew tate

[open turret]

i did it

[open turret]

https://twitter.com/144TANK_COM/status/1659390696816791552

144TANK (@144TANK_COM)

1：1 模型です。本物ではありません。

Likes

1494

Retweets

497

▶ Play video

Twitter · May 19, 2023, 2:49 AM

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-3h9TQ312c

[runic kernel]

Goodnight brainfart

[tulip ravine]

Goodnight 2 silly cats

[eager igloo]

Goodnight gayass (Affectionate)

[real sun]

apyr

[urban ocean]

This was such a good game. If any game needs a proper remaster or a sequel, this would be it

[crimson flame]

IM SHIDDING,

RUN

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/big-pile-of-shit-jurassic-park-gif-11774260

[edgy abyss]

Wow, the censoring is cringe

[robust cove]

I prefer the original, yes

[plucky void]

ruined by the shitty meme in the middle of the monologue

[heavy peak]

I thought the guy that was responsible for that twitter was fired

[crimson pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-gif-22102493

[runic kernel]

Was a April fools joke the firing

[crimson pagoda]

NO FUCKING WAY ITS ACTUALLY REAL

LMAO

[oblique spire]

Too based to be fired

[grizzled meadow]

Name?

[crimson pagoda]

when it came out it was actually pretty good

nowadays its meh

https://tenor.com/view/catgirl-come-on-already-cat-gif-24598868

[crimson pagoda]

Unbelivably Based

everything thats on 4chan is fake but like

thats just too goddamn specific to be fake

[fading shuttle]

Had a very fun scare, thought a power surge fried my pc

Nah, it was just in some power surge protection mode

[fading shuttle]

The wonders of technology

[urban ocean]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2100/Dark_Messiah_of_Might__Magic/

Steam

Dark Messiah of Might & Magic

Discover a new breed of Action-RPG game powered by an enhanced version of the Source™ Engine by Valve. Set in the Might & Magic® universe, players will experience ferocious combat in a dark and immersive fantasy environment. Swords, Stealth, Sorcery. Choose your way to kill. Cutting-edge technology: Experience an enhanced version of the fam...

Price

$9.99

Recommendations

6798

Metacritic

72

[daring mortar]

usually things that they need to be worshiped and respected with pressure of society have literaly zero value themselves

[grizzled meadow]

@fading shuttle

[fading shuttle]

thats me

[grizzled meadow]

Will you forgive this person?

[placid sail]

jesus, guide my cock

[fading shuttle]

from the small picture i can see

they are woman

[grizzled meadow]

Will you forgive this w*man?

[placid sail]

fuck eyeverone named alex

[fading shuttle]

very thot style pic

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-voices-in-my-head-voices-cat-gif-23453583

[crimson flame]

u sure its ok to not blur her number lol

[urban ocean]

Women can never be forgiven

They ate the apple

[fading shuttle]

they will not be forgiven

[grizzled meadow]

Consume the cum chalice

[fading shuttle]

unless

[grizzled meadow]

Still no MGRR emote

Benzin reduced to checkmark

[placid sail]

brainfart is so over

[grizzled meadow]

We really fucking have an empty emote

[fading shuttle]

why jesus, when can satan

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/421427760825761803/1113795378316320778/RDT_20230530_122540.mov

[tribal rain]

[placid sail]

[tribal rain]

[placid sail]

satan is a bitch with daddy issues

[grizzled meadow]

They got Mohg as well...

[urban ocean]

I can't post the memes I want to post

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/8L8p-Qigl_k

[urban ocean]

They'd Mohg too hard

[grizzled meadow]

True

[urban ocean]

STAKE

[grizzled meadow]

Apparently bed looks like a bed, I don't think this is true

[oblique spire]

FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

🤝

[final cedar]

I just realized. The handshake emote looks like someone is grabbing a foot

[robust cove]

TRUEE

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/feet-smile-hmm-yes-agree-gif-17832448

[tribal rain]

Falco, falcon. Whatever your name is. Please stop talking to my son.

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/feet-smile-hmm-yes-agree-gif-17832448

[tribal rain]

thats a : foot:

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/absolutely-fucking-not-no-not-leonardo-dicaprio-absolutely-no-gif-15122161

[urban ocean]

@grizzled meadow https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/421427760825761803/1113579455294742590/892804.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

What

[tribal rain]

It fucking does

[grizzled meadow]

That's a ♻️, always hard to watch

[grizzled meadow]

It fucking doesn't

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-konata-izumi-lucky-star-feet-gif-25752990

[grizzled meadow]

I'm going to kill you

[tribal rain]

@grizzled meadow my friend sent me this

i relate to it

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/421427760825761803/1113205552164655144/trim.62579FBE-A7F4-4E5A-80C7-4DD958F9B81F.mov

[placid sail]

good news for the fat homies out there

https://web.ub.edu/en/web/actualitat/w/dissenyen-una-estratègia-innovadora-per-combatre-obesitat-mitjançant-teràpia-gènica

(though you'll have to grind for some serious dosh, gene therapy ain't cheap)

[solar coral]

at the pride parade

[placid sail]

they'll eat you

they will pump you with mayo beforehand

that way we're also adding inflation fetish to vore fetish

it's a win-win

https://tenor.com/view/lets-do-it-letsgetthisbread-take-the-shot-gif-12761175

[ruby minnow]

yes why wouldn't it

[tulip ravine]

Hello

[lime dew]

who determines what's porn, anyway

[placid sail]

muted for seven thousand years

[lime dew]

is there a porn bureau

[oblique spire]

[lime dew]

it's a complex societal issue

there isn't just one definition

some people find feet hot, but you can still walk around with your feet uncovered

[placid sail]

penis in vagina

[lime dew]

some people like booba, but you need to cover booba

same with donger

[placid sail]

ram ranch

[lime dew]

ram ranch

booba gains cover bonus

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/ram-ranch-mayoranch-gif-24149549

[lusty sonnet]

Easy there cowboy

[placid sail]

America isn't real

[lusty sonnet]

Facts

[ruby minnow]

how can America be real

[lime dew]

has anyone confirmed that it is?

[ruby minnow]

there was that spanish guy that allegedly discovered it

@grizzled meadow has lived through it ask him

that is some bullshit writing right theere

[placid sail]

I want a milkey way

I wanna fuck Milky Way®

[lusty sonnet]

Could go for a box of pasta

[lime dew]

eat it raw

and wriggling

[lusty sonnet]

Nah

[lime dew]

darn

[lusty sonnet]

Penne with 4 cheeses sauce

[placid sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407264700006420/874324879615356948/gif-speed.gif

[lime dew]

oh right that actually does sound kinda good

[lusty sonnet]

Yeah like 5 euros and pretty big

[lusty sonnet]

How's the fed my boi

[lime dew]

i love every person that doesn't use the discord gif search

much easier to save in the correct format

bless you

[dreamy flax]

Warned Punished Metro NXP#3954 for: Dude seriously? Porn mosaic?
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[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-shocked-monkey-disappointed-disappointed-monkey-gif-25631537