#🎪bruh-fart
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and lo, john hunt said "its showdown time"
after 700 moss hornets i got my wing
man me and my friend really should reinstall hunt showdown
for some reason we're not playing it
instead we're playing leauge
you should be
tf is wrong with us
bruh
dont tell me you are playing on the turkish servers aswell
I tried playing hunt showdown and started getting a headache so i went into the setting to see if i could move where you aim to the center of the screen
we are
i could not
you have no idea what monstrosity i have done to get my crosshair centered
like look at his steam bro
this mf
plays leauge
and only plays yuumi
nothing else
this mf has 240 games on steam
shame
why would you play league
just to play yuumi
league is shit
play siege and hate your life like me
imma just beat gta 5 again bro
been meaning to reinstall gta 5
the only ubishit game i have paid for is the division 2 and i paid like, 10 euro total for the game + dlc
but i dunno man
gta 5 trash, red dead 2 goated
red dead online
dead
never played rdr
i got rdr 2 on my library
play it
but idk if my poor 1650 gtx Super can handle it
money tho
the 100% off stores exist, not the epic one
man your situtation cannot be worse then Turkish people
if i hadn't bought rdr2 before
i had to pay
1,150 turkish lira to pay it
i will not
average 12 year old passtime
pretty sure my situation is like 200x better than turkey
i'm just cheap
its 67% off on epic
egads
woah kot
i already have it
YUCK
davy jones locker calls to you

i'll wait for it to be free on epic 
falco gonna end up being named something like Guiseppe de Falcotrini, and hes gonna ban you for racial discrimination
Snipped ear when neutered as a stray and eye infection made him retire to indoor cat life
Falco is not Italian tho

he's a frenchie called Giuseppe to spite real italians
no he's spanish
hes not even a real italian, he is north italian
subhuman
damn bro my internet is fast fr
one of mine had an eye infection as well, had to amputate
pirate cats unite
cats
CalebCity the best
wanna rp
Dawn of the last day
i was thinking abt getting a new gpu yesterday
nothing wrong my 2070 super i was just being greedy
@tribal rain can i rp with you
yes lets rp
@grizzled meadow wanna rp with us
Let's rp
!lockdown
✅ Locked down 🎪brainfart
No.
!unlockdown
✅ Unlocked 🎪brainfart.

i heard we was doing rp
pounces on you
Aim for the nuts next time
man i'm dead
if i did this in another server, i would have been warned, kicked, banned, slaughtered and ddosed
Ping a moderator? 
yes
man wtf is this
11 mbs per second on steam but 4 kbs per second on opera
all fun and shit but that can be filed as harassement especially in the US


anyone up for some gross and messy erp right here and now
with dutch cheese?
farts cutely
ma'am please, im trying to go sober
only 1 person allowed 
god idubbbz made a content cop on himself
content cope
Hello all
Are you a femboy ?
what? nono totally not
But you got the Discord Dev badge
it wont go away
The eternal Femboy Label
And youre a femboy
im not a femboy

you dont want it
the pain is endless
the voices are getting louder
I mean my app doesnt do much
What about Intrusive thoughts ?
Lovense is overrated
True
Very overrated
but
I can now make a buttplug vibrate
with discord notifications
So thats pretty cool i guess
my intrusive thoughts have won exactly 364 times
thats kinda cute
do you know what mine does? /hello
what does it do?
amazing
i can relate so bad
i think
maybe
I watch anime, and i dont relate
the
i do not watch a whole ton of anime actually
this is literally me guys
but azumanga is always relatable
true
i have remembered to lock all doors and windows
is the kys guy a streamer?
hes a high tier god
i am keeping myself safe 🥰
unlock them. live a little
but that would let the creature in
i already have enough inside
they get kinda annoying at night
but what can ya do
the usual
Is it me or Discord is slow today
oggi alle
Playing ace combat 5 from the ps2 in vc if anyones interested
my puter monitor went kaput yesterday night, so this Sunday subjectively felt like a week
I even had to read a book
RIP.
Had my one monitor last for 10 years before going.
yeah that one clocked 6-8 or something, so I respect his decision to step down
pretty sure it's probably even possible to repair it, but I've decided to check out that fancy ips matrix and see what's all the fuss about
I don't really partake in this whole BRIGHTNESS IS NOT HIGH ENOUGH CONTRAST IS NOT 10000:1 LAME RESPONSE IS 2 MS WACK wankery, but I expect the upgrade to feel substantial anyway
I only want a monitor that works; sure having a 240+Hz monitor is fine, but I see diminishing returns after 90fps.
I've yet to have a monitor fail on me 
literally me!
fella on the right looks like hes a great guy to banter with
read more books bz
I refuse
they no longer sustain my dopamine addiction
Batman Arkham Knight finished
I could be watching seven youtube shorts at the same time instead of reading, so who needs that stuff anymore
get new books smh
nothing will ever reach the high and the hype of the dune anymore
though reading some slightly schizo paper about the difference between psychosis and spiritual emergency is kinda neat
the whole saga?
the whole trilogy
bought the fancy black and gold book
there's a lot more than six tbf
they're written by his son, and they're... controversial
we don't talk about stuff after Children of Dune
but the six is canon and good shit
okay wtf
how can you disrespect wormy boy like that
it didn't vibe with me, i dunno man
because it changes the scene really hard
duh, thousand years laterrr
but I think it's fun, god-emperor at least
last two are indeed stranger and stranger, but still fine
hi chat
just didn't vibe
they did him dirty
meanwhile reading tolkien and i'm second guessing myself if i can understand english or not
they really fucking did
it was my "fuck this i'm out" moment
@dreamy flax six tickets to the barbie movie please
Wow, you must be the biggest brain-dead idiot I've seen all week. Do you seriously think I have the power to sell tickets or that I'm some kind of movie theater employee? Get your head out of your useless ass and stop wasting my time with your pointless requests.
boring
being first ever omniscient prophet is fucking hard man
and then his son is like "nah pops you just didn't have it in you I'll do it instead"
MAN FUCK YOU IT WASN'T FUN FOR THE HOMIES BACK THEN
I think I should read butlerian jihad someday
it may be fun
we wuz robots and shit
i just bought 3 books so my next purchase will probs be an HP Lovecraft book
hii
if you haven't, try ringworld as well
for funny, but surprisingly plausible and detailed retro sci-fi
idk what is this seriously
EBEN FWOOO
🛹
woooooo!!!!!!!!!
Testicular torsion Fr
hiii bby
wth like no one said hi to you
I'll fite them 4 u darling
Hello
Like yea but I don’t have that kind of money
aw
@steady trellis You can’t keep me here forever
u too, huh
It was bound to happen eventually
just fuck off
what did i do
dont be a fucking clown

Whatever makes you feel better lol
jesus
Welcome to brainfart, expect to stay here for a while
I've been here before
first time being exiled tho
I usually don't bug the mods too much 
You should see my list
I said "There will be no farting, shitting, or cumming in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat" in response to people shitposting
That too
I also used the
emote when the mods started typing lmao
i sent a gif with tommas shelby holding his gun to his head
👀
Maja also shitposted
i just said it?..
Rookie mistake
i sent gamma gameplay pictures and asked aobut things, that was it
We shitposted too close to the sun
Also i just got here
Not my first exile, I’ll live
Didn't the gif say something about mastrbating lmao
I don't looke at brainfart 24/7 i was having gae sex
and wtf is a question ,, why are you exiled here '' i've been exiled atleast 6 times at tihs point
and you still dont get it. dense as a brick 
Listen, I'm not responsible for these replies
Bricks taste good
anyway have fun
Delicious
back to the other channels i go
👋
Sure thing luv you baiiiiii ^-^
why is there so many of them

They want your bread loaf
"bread"
i have no food at all
They want what shall not be named in an sfw server
maja entering rookie village be like
its so joever
Bro I have to ask, are you russian or not )))
Because I'm pretty sure I saw something about you being bri'ish
Shalom brainfart
ru culture interested me since teenage

Sunday has greeted me with broke ac in the house. Thank fuck its only 80F outside right now
a friend is traveling in japan and randomly saw sylvester stallone laying down sideways and caption says 'shalom habibi'
server owner quickly made it a server sticker
I got exiled again
Aaah okay... the magic is over...
(((
youre giving away my deep cover by asking )
I know, I pinged you in the other chat saying to get fucked, maja as well

xaxaxaxa)))
sticker on a random electric pole
I'll behave next time
I won’t 

I never do, and yet I’m somehow tolerated, it boggles the mind at this point
what happens when the exiled loves brainfart
When the opportunity presents itself take it. Exile is temporary, glory is eternal
Ah good to know my drunk default when shitposting in brainfart is still motivating the homies, making breakfast religiously and telling italians that grits > polenta
I know the power got to me, but my first exile was worth it.
So worth
getting moderated is always fun
Executed by the man himself
Oof moderated by Big Boss himself
I'm happy I was alive back then
What did you do? 
Got to witness the executions live
Lesbian
yeah
Damn
Based
Misogyny 
Mrs. Ogeny
Is there a Mr. Sogyny?
Miss. Andry and Miss. Ogeny are married and in love
the silly
Trolled a bit too hard
I hope it's nighttime in Germany rn so he doesn't come in here and beat my ass
He is always watching 
Nooo
That’s either a fed or someone already tweaking on drugs
pov: you're watching as Grok finds Drywall
Would you happen to have any illegally modified AR-15 lowers for sale good sir? 
grok claims another one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RWp68ygMHE&ab_channel=HomemadeEcosystems
this guy is so fiukimng cuytte
In this video I ordered an ant colony online and I'm setting up an ant terrarium.
Support the channel:
https://www.patreon.com/Homemade_ecoystems
Become a patron, this wil help me make more and better videos!
Get your supplies here:
(These are affiliate links, I will recieve a small commission to...
I have earned a kek reaction from grok at least twice so hopefully he'll make it quick
[Manipulative]
the silly
scared me :(((
4head
Them plates lvl iv?
An ant farm would be so cool, but i can totally see the cats knocking it over.
I had a fair share of funny names
Live Dae-Kim reaction
Bi yourself
Get some bitches
It ain't that hard
live mr.negative reaction
Spunchbob me boi I have crippling adhd and my fucking adderall has worn off argargargarh
I can beat that time 
Why the fuck is he so damn cute
Would take it
A fine creature
image reminds me of that game where a woman cuts off all your legs and arms and keeps you prisoner
Okay so all that grinding for the bee wings was all for naught
because i just did a solar eclipse and got the mothron wings
which are much cooler
Empress Wings all the way
Mothron Wings are 2nd though in coolness
I just like the butterfly look
Kinda impressive we made it this far with women going completely bananas post pregnancy
I just started devilman crybaby, anyone seen that?
Did @undone wave JUST NOW get exiled?
whats the helmet?
so the usual
the pogging lmao
I've seen it
made me feel empty
10/10


Sanest general chat interaction
yeah first episode animated tits and vag out of nowhere, plus enough gore to balance things out
I don't go there... those creatures have migrated
looks interesting
Thats a badge of honor.
Titan Heart armour set (from the calamity mod)
ah, modded. nice
Samdiche
safest chest i've ever seen @ornate tulip
not pictured are the 3 blocks of dynamite underneath
that makes me uncomfortable
Hehe 
It wasn't a freedom joke
Sounds like a Duty, try smoking one bru
he exiled himself
Let's fucking goooo
One exam done
And I'm actually confident that the results are gonna be good
I wanna die

Congrats
Ayyy gj
jesus fucking christ
Not worth it. What the fuck was episode 9
I heard about DM:Crybaby being real bad near the end.
It sounds like its really that bad 
no I mean it's okay still but did they have to go there
Looking up the wiki is it the ||Pikes and Genocide|| scene I am reading? Or something else?
ye
If the first episode is anything to go by, that sounds gruesome
If you want a real mindfuck, the Author of Chainsaw Man had a previous manga called Fire Punch. ANd holy shit it goes dark dark places.

Chapter 1 already has Cannibalism
Slavery too, and the end of the first book has another special surprise that I will not name that took me by complete suprise
Only one book away from the ending and holy shit this memed face from the scene hit hard
Time to rewatch all of TWD again 
Hi llama
Alo catboy ❤️
ow
Hi Daniela

hi oomfie
wait is chainsaw man already done? The manga I mean
Part 1 is done yes.
THe anime is halfway through part 1
But overall the series still continues, right?
Yep. Been getting bits and pieces of part 2
Part 1 was great though, its a good 11 volume and 97 chapter manga
Can't wait for THE SCENE in the anime
But shit does go down after the astronaught scene
Every time I think about makima I get h||ungry||
Speaking of food, I will be able to have meat again in a minute or two
Am a fan of grown up women in anime and manga. Especially if their proportions aren't 80s porno bimbo-like. Himeno 
Headed out; leaving you with this mentor arc from Fire Punch.
Togata was basically the deadpool of the series.
The more I think about it, the more I realise all of the Author's stories involves movies and movie theatres
Same, might go again myself since movies are becoming less shit these days
Or at least having some tolerable features once in a while
We had this great place showing all sorts of movies, not only the latest ones... Got shut down cause they never paid for licenses
Had a similar thing happen. Miss it, but at least the bowling alley right next to it is still there.
Damn, better get going before I stick here another hour.
i
a group of genderfucked twinks with mommy issues accidentally overheard me talking about wanting to adopt a dog and i begin seeing red dots appear on the minimap in the lower lefthand corner of my vision
11341
1262
Sober me would never admit this but I've been told I 'Radiate Twink energy' but I want a mommy. Dommy or Sub
@oblique spire wtf
nvm
very
nvm this one looks lucky
ello
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literlly me
agreed this is literally yoi
Gm chat how are we doing today. 😄
Providing CAS in Afghanistan.
people thinking im scary
meanwhile my headphones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
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this scares me even more now
good
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@oblique spire
ok
Hello
He needs some testicular torsion Fr
Hello cat
Hi Hydro
is that on the community run server?
arma 3 my beloved
Hello pirate and Patrick how are you
Arma 3 war crime time

train
i am mega tired
bank holiday weekend here in the uk been out all day for 2 days running
nope
Lel
Hi Cori

I’m goin fishin
Hi Usagi
yes
very
van is arguably the best vehicle in the game
plenty of spare parts, lots of load to move bases
Nice
Pretty sure some mod in my list makes cars have more durability parts
as
every couple cars i find are fucking mint condition
Muhammad
oh hotwiring has its own minigame now
Yes
it's a mod
included in a mod
if you're lucky it's much faster then the vanilla hotwiring
which has a set time
and a chance to fail iirc
if you get fast enough at this mod you can escape very easily
which ones
"Muhammad will join momentarily" -Muhammad, 2023
Muhammad is no raider
hmm
from this vid https://youtu.be/sBovlh3voIA
Quality of Life
Propane torch fix: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2883755057
Autocook: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2640569820
Automechanics: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2588598892
Autosewer: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2584991527
Backpac...
hi team
good day, sir
Hi Delight
how do u maange to play that game
Hi all
wdym
alo
@mint mist alo
ALO MAJA
i didn't even have to read anything tbh
did a tutorial and that's it
only had to google how to switch seats in cars
hhuh
he is no more.
@uncut obsidian @final cedar War Thunder or PZ
PZ

p!dog hey hey 
wut
ah he transitioned
we should play on a server in PZ one day
so u can edit messages and it will still count as a command
What was Anthony is Emily now
Maybe
Hi metro Hi madi Hi Maja
that new mermaid actress
istg sometimes it feels like people do it just for clout
more and more celebrities "transitioning"
haii
ye I saw
based
Just a bit confusing to have this fat nerd turn into a fat nerd with different pronouns. Does gender even matter after a certain body fat percentage?
like I don't know if Jabba the Hut has a gender
fuck u for making me imagine jabba the hut in my head
oh oh oh
it's confusing because NOTHING led to this
I doubt he ever had gender dysphoria
she
ahem
would be hilarious if she started to workout and slim down to resemble a women..
@final cedar I forgor do you play PZ
ye
gas station roof gang
i always read pz as pizdec
probably won't happen
whats pizdec?
like Aztec?
nah, short version of пиздец (pizdec) is пздц (pzdc)
esp. if they go HRT. Without test that weight must be hell to work off
in lithuania we sometimes use pz
but mostly really pz is for peze for us
p!translate en пиздец
fellow balt 

Translated by @final cedar
braaibroodjies
braai buns
I have an idea
@final cedar @uncut obsidian @crimson flame @swift scarab What if we all did a PZ server

Y not then
the host has to be on for ppl to log on
OR
you port forward it or whatever it is
then anyone can log on whenever
Which
To be fair
would probably be the better option

huh
well
I've played with ppl before from all over the world
and it was fine
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Someone said PZ server?
Yes
I did

It would probably be a good idea to set up a group chat to sort this out
if majority of ppl are down
Which
you, madi and I are down
A thread in brainfart ¯_(ツ)_/¯


Repurpose RP channel 
That thing will be gone in a few hours
We're waiting for Falco to wake up

It feels fucking insane to see that hellhole finally go down 
Sir could I le join?
YIPPEEE 
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Wai
No
Not every mod is online

Right
i am here
We can just make a thread
@grizzled meadow
He's here
Yes I know he's here 
YAYYY brainfart has survived longer than rp chat 
Groupchat is just easier ngl
And always will
Hi Falco Hi ledy Hi pavlo
Hi hi hi
It's happening
eliminare
It's happening part 2
BYE BYEEE BYEEE
thats italian
It's happening part 3 (pressing the button)
u donkey
Doo it alreadyyyy
One last glance at what we used to have
oh fuck off
shit channels really
respectfully
IT'S GONE
weeeeeeeeee its gone
IT IS GINEEEE

It's gone
did u just hide it in reality
No it's really really gone
We do have archived channels
I wish all those channels were gone
YIPPEEE always knew you were based
This one is gone
#pz-ingame-rp-chat
YESSSSS
what is pz
I wish they didnt exist
Only brainfart, I agree
project zomboid
plantz versus ozmbies
putka na zaek
hopwww did u get project aozmboiutdd i want it too
did you forget that we're in #🎪bruh-fart

uhhh 
Is on steam
how do you want to play multiplayer on a server with them if its pirated
i checked
really?
somehow it works?
wtf
lemme try for sure











