🎪bruh-fart

[quartz ridge]

chad burglar vs virgin unemployed who needs to grind it up

[oblique spire]

Burglar is useless

[quartz ridge]

when my car breaks i just hot wire another one, simple as

[uncut obsidian]

so there is no hotwiring trait like the lock picking one?

[oblique spire]

No

[quartz ridge]

watch yo tone

[oblique spire]

It really is

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman_slap-gif-24023679

[oblique spire]

Literally grab the required skills from other traits

[quartz ridge]

it isn't

[oblique spire]

It really is

[quartz ridge]

nope

i am a theif

i steal and burgular

i am the ham burgular

[oblique spire]

Literally just a waste of the employment

[quartz ridge]

i steal from spiffos

[oblique spire]

carpenter is much better

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/spiffo-zomboid-project-zomboid-my-beloved-racoon-gif-26477188

[oblique spire]

Especially with the more traits mod

carpenter, grab like 2 certain traits and boom, you can hotwire cars

[solar obsidian]

howdy tips banana peel

[stone blade]

Good morning

it is I

[tulip ravine]

Hello fartbrain

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sDdZrBvWjU&t=1589s

I love it

[minor cypress]

Vodka hitting, it is now time for soloQ

[fading shuttle]

madman

[minor cypress]

Maybe. But also i kinda wanna make breakfast

But we only got one egg

Might make some grits, but drinking turns me into a bottomless pit

that eventually returns to me making breakfast, because its the best meal of the day

Get a nice ham and chives omlette with some cherry tomatoes and grits. mmmm

but we have no cherry tomatoes

[fading shuttle]

tomatoes suck

[minor cypress]

I'll forgive you just this once. Tomatoes are great imo

Especially get some toast, little bit of mayo, good tomatos, salt and pepper. Best sammich

Whats brainfart been up to?

[fading shuttle]

i am going to die in approximately 20ish hours

[heavy peak]

[minor cypress]

F. from what?

[fading shuttle]

i have to present my diploma project tomorrow

at 7am

[minor cypress]

Godspeed, may there be tons of liquor when you succeed king

[fading shuttle]

i have still not fully learned the presentation i made

[minor cypress]

Just fake it till you make it. I promise, that shit don't mean much once you enter workforce.

[fading shuttle]

this is the end of school

am not even in college

[minor cypress]

Oh wait you mean like high school?

[fading shuttle]

yes

12th grade

[minor cypress]

oh bruh

fucking winnable

ez

rock that shit

[fading shuttle]

sure hope so

i also got sick like, 2 days ago

[minor cypress]

it'll be fine

[fading shuttle]

so im doing very fine

[minor cypress]

You'll be alright, just send it

Got me some breakfast, life is good

[uncut obsidian]

what the actual fuck

i got spammed by 2 zombies

[minor cypress]

common zombiod L

Grits > Polenta, sorry italians

[ruby minnow]

skill issue

[spiral kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/390310690113454082/1030193086703341588/unknown.png

[oblique spire]

[normal reef]

I wish people would be like that with me

I need money so commission me pls

[cinder vector]

gun cheezus

[minor cypress]

holy fucking meme spam

[cinder vector]

well i haven't post here yet for like 6 days since im in a country side

[solar obsidian]

heyyy @normal reef

i would like to make a comission, please giggles

[normal reef]

Hey @solar obsidian

Why u white

[solar obsidian]

can you draw a

woman with

small tits and fully clothed

[normal reef]

Ok

[solar obsidian]

[normal reef]

How tho

[minor cypress]

cultured

[austere shadow]

Normies when the meme channel has memes, not pointless discussions for once:

[minor cypress]

nah just a ton of mid af memes spammed lol

but go on

[ruby minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/311965555835928579/1112229768369287199/tcgf2etd712b1.mp4

[crimson flame]

skill issue

[oblique spire]

thats what im sayin

[uncut obsidian]

mfw every single car i find is locked

[lament vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/967645438444466186/1112271049288069150/7c8a509d2521131e56754f172fbc17d3.mp4

[oblique spire]

smash a window, dummy

[uncut obsidian]

with hands

[oblique spire]

yes

or literally any weapon you havw

a fucking frying pan

[lament vapor]

accurate

[devout hull]

Can I get the Long Special?

Just watched a man make a woman cut a little girl's arm off.

Then he made the girl smoke some opium.

[final cedar]

context?

[devout hull]

Fear & Hunger

[final cedar]

what's that?

[crimson flame]

too real

[austere shadow]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1002300/Fear__Hunger/

Steam

Fear & Hunger

Fear & Hunger is a horror dungeon crawler set in the dark and hopeless dungeons of fear and hunger. Four misfortuned adventurers dwell deeper and deeper to the darkness and uncover the secrets this ancient fortress holds inside. The fortress works as an ancient nexus for different planes of existence. The depths are in an eternal turmoil as both...

Price

$7.99

Recommendations

1899

▶ Play video

[crimson flame]

looks fun

[uncut obsidian]

@oblique spire question

can something attract large amounts of zombies?

[crimson flame]

yes, car alarms or police sirens

house alarms too

gunshots

especially sniper rifle ones i think

[uncut obsidian]

there were like 6 zombies around my spawn area
10 minutes later there are 60

[oblique spire]

Yes

Think as if it was real

Zombie hear noise

zombie go

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monke-neuron-activation-neuron-activation-gif-20850506

[uncut obsidian]

does killing zombies count as "noise"?

[oblique spire]

If zombies are close enough i'm pretty sure they hear it

But more so

instead of them hearing the zombies dying

[uncut obsidian]

this wave just randomly started walking from the west

[oblique spire]

they'd hear the source of the noise

[oblique spire]

Yeah

that's how hordes work

[uncut obsidian]

oh

so they just move around randomly?

[oblique spire]

Random unpredicted movement

[uncut obsidian]

unlucky

[oblique spire]

One heads towards a noise

others follow

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1083029477082267729/1112340743592349776/overwatch.mp4

[oblique spire]

pretty sure more zombies get attracted towards you if you're fighting a large group

as

large groups make lots of noise when growling n shit

[tulip ravine]

Bomber flyby at event were at

[devout hull]

Cruel dungeon crawler

It's more of an immersive sim than a normal RPG.

[placid sail]

you just can't help yourself, can you mcgee

[midnight tree]

i help myself all the time

[solar obsidian]

shut up, let him cook (also download his shit fast)

[queen finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/546486389756264458/1112136901202284564/FxJoz4-X0AgEYci.png

[lime dew]

nobody goes plain white

hop right into the deep end 🙏

[placid sail]

I'm no snitch

[solar obsidian]

me neither

[placid sail]

except if it's another brainfarter with life expectancy of two weeks and memes which are offensive, but not funny

then I will snitch with no remorse

but McGee's are funny sometimes

[placid sail]

you there

it was you

thank you for letting me know about sword and sandals continuation

it is dope

[solar obsidian]

i thought you were about to slay him with your sword

[weak jackal]

wha

remind me

[placid sail]

no I just have trouble remembering stuff

[grizzled meadow]

He really cannot

[placid sail]

I think it was daniela?

[solar obsidian]

i believe it was

[placid sail]

someone said about sword and sandals immortals here

[weak jackal]

what's happening

[ruby minnow]

monkey bussines

[weak jackal]

oough monkey

[solar obsidian]

@weak jackal the court has decided your fate

[weak jackal]

oh okay can my mugshot be kinda slutty

[solar obsidian]

yes it can

[placid sail]

spare his silly ass, lest you want him to join the femboy ranks in desperation

[solar obsidian]

madirex, invite mcgee to your server, if the rumors are true

[quasi sundial]

Me

[solar obsidian]

driver man

[weak jackal]

Spooder man

[grizzled meadow]

GIVE WAR A CHANCE

[weak jackal]

Vault tec mfs be like

[solar obsidian]

free my boi @quasi sundial from the brainfart jail, he dindu nutin (i dont know him)

[quasi sundial]

What

[placid sail]

@grizzled meadow you've missed me quietly revengeanceposting in the night

[quasi sundial]

What is brainfart jail

[placid sail]

caught you lacking

[grizzled meadow]

I was finishing once and for all Batman Arkham Knight, had to do those shitty trophies for the Riddler, totally not worth it goddamn
Beautiful game though

[weak jackal]

Still wanting a solo Harley Quinn game

[placid sail]

should have played masquerade

could have get laid there

[ruby minnow]

that is pretty oggi alle of you

[weak jackal]

With a batman meter that fills up the more chaos you cause until eventually he just starts chasing you in a real scary way

[tulip ravine]

Hello brainfart

[tulip ravine]

I’m on steam train

[grizzled meadow]

I played (and never finished) the game like 10 times for now, I'll finish it one day
It's funny that we still have unofficial patches released even today

[solar obsidian]

hi there

[ruby minnow]

i need to finish last light but the FOV is just making me have migranes bro

[solar obsidian]

skill issue

[placid sail]

this whole server is unofficial patch for a decades-old shitty slavic game

so you can say it's a sign of a good game

[grizzled meadow]

True

[placid sail]

if only there were sex mods for lego star wars

sigh

[quasi sundial]

Air plane mode

[grizzled meadow]

BAOW BAOW BAOW BAOW BAOW BAOW BAOW BAOW BAOW BAOW BAOW BAOW

[ruby minnow]

this man posts turtles he deserves to be unexiled

[placid sail]

they really lost a good opportunity by not making a separate ending for a malkavian who finds out in the end that he's a perfectly normal human, just off the meds

[grizzled meadow]

Yes, it's me towards my cat when they want to get inside or go outside in the middle of the fucking night

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/lobotomy-luxerp-gif-26265908

[weak jackal]

BWAOW BWAOW BWAOW

We shouldn't send people to prison

we should send them to the ocean house hotel

[grizzled meadow]

🤝🤝🤝

[solar obsidian]

transnation

[placid sail]

you hate me, but deep inside you know I'm right

[solar obsidian]

yes and no

[weak jackal]

Transylvania

Vampires suck the gender out of people not blood wake up and learn the truth

[placid sail]

so the West is under attack by vampires, then

[weak jackal]

A tale as old as time

Joe biden's private vampire army is real

[ruby minnow]

y'all wanna hear one of my freestyle quotes?

[weak jackal]

we have dental insurance

[solar obsidian]

yes

[ruby minnow]

alright

"imma kiss your nan. i steal kids in a van"

it rhymes

[weak jackal]

nice

[solar obsidian]

hmm, pretty good

[weak jackal]

Do you wanna hear a really bad pickup line

Everytime i use it i get giggles

[solar obsidian]

yes

[weak jackal]

"Do you believe in santa clause or should i smash through your chimney dressed as someone else?"

[solar obsidian]

kinky

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1085379327044100236/1110735534994755634/trim.9FF283D0-CF7F-47BF-A369-50F803E0D67D.mov

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010382307447812176/1112249141435838545/FxLNfy1XoAAHFtZ.png?width=588&height=670

[placid sail]

I really missed the part when cricken turned from another funny youtuber into a middle-aged jolly alcoholic

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/933210573297057817/1103548724917055488/ezgif-4-d260d10c57.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1092213581686251582/1101265953444081684/B60C0E91-AA97-4EE1-881A-DB75755E3491.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/942305909114281987/1097730721361170443/image0.gif

[solar obsidian]

kill him

[high token]

https://tenor.com/view/mauzymice-cat-gif-27571563

[crimson flame]

im soo ready to see him muted

jk, nice memes

[high token]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-pattinson-reaction-gif-27681730

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/954475608560246864/1083620912928137247/5AEC7EBC-6DF1-4EEA-BEB2-2789E70FDB78.gif

dont ask why i have tons of this just stored in my favorites

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/772006981534744577/896497845761368074/notredditsave.com_zu8e3avju8p71.gif

[solar obsidian]

we know the answer anyway

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010382307447812176/1112168341793161347/RPReplay_Final1673933473.mov

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/942942647276941362/1104128791443419209/20230505_223227.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010382307447812176/1111262022064152587/Snaptik.app_7237018759712509226.mov

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010382307447812176/1110900157081460867/Snaptik.app_7223032685663407366.mov

[azure iron]

saul/goodman

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010382307447812176/1112244360084471848/IMG_0480.png

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow

[placid sail]

this is great

there's only one sausage left

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-screaming-sleeping-no-nein-gif-18647031

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-gif-26460616

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-gif-25974981

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/677984131304652802/999074613218779206/2ECDD365-5CA2-481F-9DF8-EB8748E25404.gif

[quasi sundial]

🤨

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-message-bubble-gif-26400074

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/panko-departure-meme-gif-21229160

[high token]

https://tenor.com/view/strider-alien-combine-half-life-half-life-alyx-gif-17329087

[quasi sundial]

https://i.redd.it/b8ny4bv1pqu71.gif

[high token]

https://tenor.com/view/escape-from-tarkov-genshin-impact-gif-27501213

https://tenor.com/view/ganyu-killa-genshin-genshin-impact-escape-from-tarkov-gif-23899781

https://imgur.com/tIEEwKK

[sturdy copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/679671608838848546/1111810422694215680/Youre_going_to_get_so_many_diseases_from_eating_a_person..mp4

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/877182590497464320/952139815082688582/redditsave.com_5ty4vkob5bz71.gif

[fading shuttle]

based killa

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1012372690058887209/A8F292B2-2E92-49FE-A709-92844C323481.gif

[high token]

https://gfycat.com/AbleTepidAmberpenshell

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/969011944931598346/1032110265552080906/951B139C-0EDE-40B5-BC40-D4AC2467F7DF.gif

[fading shuttle]

kill her, marry him, simple

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/970378060924846183/986493230499655710/speed.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/316153737020178433/832602782867521616/tumblr_qqb1r0Tv3F1xoyw8p_2.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

15/10

[stone blade]

Hi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmctqUnzUVw

dude is literally Nikita Bouyanov

[oblique spire]

MI-24 moment

[fading shuttle]

@grizzled meadow

[high token]

octopus huntin with prez trump

[carmine crown]

Nice.

[quasi sundial]

same

[runic kernel]

kek there was an earthquake in Melb

[swift scarab]

Holy shit what happened to the rp channel

Didn’t even notice till now

[runic kernel]

Govoment drone

[fading shuttle]

we had a fuckin flashstorm here

[quartz saffron]

https://twitter.com/breaking_frames/status/1662262357874323463?s=46&t=xqeqFjv00zpLBWGPz2VATA

Every Breaking Bad Frame In Order (@breaking_frames)

Breaking Bad - Season 05 Episode 14 - Frame 665 of 2834

Likes

48297

Retweets

3099

Twitter · May 27, 2023, 1:00 AM

Good mornin

[stone blade]

I shot it down

ty

[swift scarab]

New gollum looks like someone took a human and turned it into the humanoid equivalent of what a pug looks like

Old gollum looked like an actual halfling corrupted by magic

Also the Shadow series of games was great

Just got Talion to the end of SoW, trying to upgrade orcs for the first siege

Anyways, time to shave for the morning

[tulip ravine]

Good evening brainfart

[marsh crow]

@heavy peak

[heavy peak]

[uncut obsidian]

@oblique spire actual horror

[swift scarab]

Nearly fooled me for a second

[uncut obsidian]

why do they break the windows and don't crawl through them

[fading shuttle]

vandalism

[swift scarab]

Depends on their intelligence level

In that situation it looks like their pathing to find the “noise source” (aka you) ended with breaking the window

Main reason why I always crouch in buildings 24/7

[uncut obsidian]

-break window
-vision blocked by curtains
-"damn, they built a new wall so fast?"

[swift scarab]

Yeah, pretty much

[uncut obsidian]

wait zombos from outside won't see you if you're crouching?

[swift scarab]

Crouching/Crouchwalking by default lowers your visibility and noise

Even crouch running is slightly quieter

Crouching next to a wall/objects makes you go into a full crouch, which makes you the most invisible and quiet

[uncut obsidian]

oh, also, these are just different animations? they act the same, right?

oh nvm

[swift scarab]

One is half crouch, other is full crouch

Alway try to be full crouch if you’re wanting to avoid being heard or seen

Especially outside

Hugging fences is effective to stay full crouched

Slightly different note, my first thought with your character was that they looked like a fresh spawn in DayZ lol

[crimson flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350012012052611072/1112366083891003582/8943c000454cfd48.mp4

remember, dont preorder

even for stalker 2

[fading shuttle]

yes

even if its dragons dogma 2

[uncut obsidian]

i found a random zombie in a full yellow outfit (like a chem outfit) and a backpack lol

[swift scarab]

Are you using mods

[uncut obsidian]

yes

170+

200+ maybe

[crimson flame]

fridges and generators makes sound that attract zeds

[swift scarab]

If they have an Ampuole of Zombirex or something on them, keep it

[crimson flame]

also you can turn off the jumpscare sound, gets kinda annoying after awhile

[tribal rain]

im seeing mwadi slowly becoming addicted to zomboid

[swift scarab]

You can use it as a cure from the mod I’m thinking of

[swift scarab]

He’s already almost at 200 mods, safe to say he’s pretty addicted

[uncut obsidian]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2981306120 Llama made this collection for me

[swift scarab]

Lemmie take a look

[crimson flame]

there are lots of easter egg zombies lol, my fav is kill bill zombies, yellow jumpsuit, wielding katana

[uncut obsidian]

Where

[oblique spire]

hehe

[swift scarab]

Ah yeah, all the special clothing zeds are from Authentic Zs

[oblique spire]

it do be scary when they do that

[crimson flame]

check the sound settings

[swift scarab]

I use a mod called They Knew, it adds an microscopically small chance for a CBRN Zed to spawn that has a one use zombie cure on it

[crimson flame]

or is it a mod... i forgot

[uncut obsidian]

uh oh they realised im in here

theyre crawling in one by one

[swift scarab]

You didn’t crouch did you

[uncut obsidian]

tbh the easiest way to kill them is to snipe the windows

wait until they crawl through a window and bonk

[crimson flame]

when you're in a house and you hear zombies walking, groaning, and banging windows, ITS TIME TO GET THE FUCK OUT

[uncut obsidian]

I went to sleep and woke up at 2am to one of them crawling in

[swift scarab]

Nah that just means Gary’s awake

[crimson flame]

they gonna come from the other side sooner or later

[oblique spire]

I'm just based like that

[crimson flame]

you got no one covering ur back

[swift scarab]

Sleeping in a house that actively has zeds outside is not a good idea

[uncut obsidian]

I hear at least 10 of them munching on a body right outside my room

[swift scarab]

Sustenance

[oblique spire]

wya rn madi

[swift scarab]

I think he’s in rosewood

Either that or Muldraugh

[uncut obsidian]

the last map in list

uh

ye, rosewood

[swift scarab]

Nailed it

[oblique spire]

Right

Want a good base location?

[swift scarab]

The bar

God I love the bar

[oblique spire]

Fuck the bar

[uncut obsidian]

also, do they hear you when you wash your clothes/drink from a sink?

[swift scarab]

Fuck you I take the alcoholic trait

[oblique spire]

Can't remember

[swift scarab]

Yes

[oblique spire]

but

do you want a good base location

[ruby minnow]

gated communities

[crimson flame]

ye but radius is super small

[uncut obsidian]

sure

[swift scarab]

Cringe

Fortify your own house

[uncut obsidian]

what about opening/closing doors

[crimson flame]

gates are OP bcs zeds cant break it lol

[crimson flame]

everything makes sounds dude

[swift scarab]

I think the loudest ones are lightswitches

[crimson flame]

after suffering awhile you start discovering how sounds is actually extremely important for survival

[swift scarab]

Me playing a deaf character:

[crimson flame]

[ruby minnow]

i am suffering at the hands of missed skillshots bro

but yeah anyways

Louisville is a great base spot

[crimson flame]

is the jumpscare sfx audible for deaf characters

[ruby minnow]

especially the gated community in the outskirts of Lousville

[swift scarab]

It’s been a while, but I don’t think so

[oblique spire]

Right, so: In rosewood near the gase station, there's an exit which is the main big road which leads you to all the places, exiting rosewood from that direction, TURN LEFT and follow it for a little while, eventually on the right side of the road you'll see a turn off with 2 mailboxes, go down that road and you'll pass a small house, a little further down you'll see a bigger house with a nice closed in backyard that has farming plots, set yourself up in that house and fortify the windows with sheets and wood planks, then just play as usual

[crimson flame]

here use this

https://map.projectzomboid.com

[ruby minnow]

this place is 10/10 spot

specifically the garage

if you want to have the American experience

[swift scarab]

I have a mod that adds a tiny cabin in the middle of the woods

Very cozy spot where I can blast my music tapes in peace

[crimson flame]

you used to be able to cheat by occupying 2nd floor houses then destroying the stairs lol

idk if that strat is still viable

[swift scarab]

It’s not

[tribal rain]

this motivates me to buy zomboid again

[swift scarab]

I think they made it so you can’t break regular stairs

Not sure

[oblique spire]

where at

[uncut obsidian]

ion have a car yet but sure

and i also have no idea where everything is located yet

[swift scarab]

You have legs

[ruby minnow]

let me show it on map

[oblique spire]

Voltaire sent the PZ map

very useful

Alternatively

[swift scarab]

PZ map crashes a lot on my phone

[oblique spire]

in the ingame settings when creating a new world you can make it so your map is filled

with all locations

[ruby minnow]

yeah i'm using that

[oblique spire]

Also useful

[uncut obsidian]

also im pretty sure i just killed all zombos that were munching on a body outside

[oblique spire]

But yeah madi

[uncut obsidian]

it's too quiet now

[oblique spire]

You take the traits required to hotwire?

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[crimson flame]

i still have clips of my playthru with the bois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXYXkvLqbIU

[oblique spire]

[uncut obsidian]

i already hotwired several cars but none of them had fuel

[crimson flame]

it went from good to shit SO FAST

[ruby minnow]

i mean specifically not that house

since there is bunch of gated houses there

[oblique spire]

Check under the hood, if in good condition, smash a window, hotwire, GTFO

And

[uncut obsidian]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[crimson flame]

oh god the fan hotmic lmao

[oblique spire]

check garages for fuel cans

[crimson flame]

fuel is kinda hard

[oblique spire]

then beeline it to the gas station

Ez W

[crimson flame]

only place to get is pumping station, but you need generator

and generator also need fuel

fml

[ruby minnow]

no

you need generator

if the electric is cut out

[crimson flame]

oh

[oblique spire]

Stock up early game

[ruby minnow]

and you can get to a gas station easily on any city before electricty wents out

[oblique spire]

30 days until power and water cuts off

[crimson flame]

i was playing the game where electricity got cut out after 1-2wks

[oblique spire]

Y'know

[swift scarab]

I use a lot of mods to enhance living in a car

[oblique spire]

I just had a mildly good idea

[swift scarab]

Ford Pickup Truck with a travel trailer on the back

Fine living

[uncut obsidian]

should i take guns

[oblique spire]

Yes

Always

Once you get your base set up

drive back to rosewood

[oblique spire]

fuck up the police station

[crimson flame]

take but not use

also the bras

[oblique spire]

then fuckup the surplus store which is north

God I love getting AKMs from that place

Wind the windows down, blast a cassette and draw all the zombies towards the car

then enjoy the fun

then you're free to loot in peace

Krinks too

[oblique spire]

I love getting krinks from the surplus store

[tulip ravine]

Hello

[swift scarab]

My last save I was in raven creek in the middle of winter, but I was still overheating constantly because I was wearing a bulldozer bomb suit from payday 2

[oblique spire]

I fucking hate raven creek

[tulip ravine]

Is it brainfart time

Or is it fart brain time

[swift scarab]

I have a suppressor on my pistol, works wonders

[oblique spire]

considering in an MP server when i was a newbie following a friend around raven creek, my game crashed like 4 times

[crimson flame]

https://map.projectzomboid.com/#8283x10036x2654

[oblique spire]

not to mention i was scared shitless in the gun store

[swift scarab]

Oh yeah creek sucks dick in multiplayer

[crimson flame]

interesting storage area i used to hole in

but you will need a car tho

[oblique spire]

God it's so funny thinking about how scared i was as a newbie

Having to follow friends around

[tulip ravine]

Yous on about project zomboid?

[oblique spire]

Now they follow me around as i blast ACDC cassettes fighting hordes solo

[tulip ravine]

My main issue with pz is I get bored in like 10mins

[swift scarab]

Even now I prefer to be the “base mother” and stay home to do farming or carpentry, but god forbid I have to leave to kill things because I certainly will

[tulip ravine]

Tbh that’s my problem with most games now apart from like arma squad etc is I just get bored

[oblique spire]

Everyone loves the base mother

Or in my friend group

[uncut obsidian]

^

[oblique spire]

the "base bitch"

[uncut obsidian]

there's a different word for that

[swift scarab]

PvP would be activated for such an insult

[tulip ravine]

I just call her my girlfriend

[crimson flame]

ultimate endgame base

[tulip ravine]

“Woman bring me logs”

[gusty willow]

Your hand doesn't count

[oblique spire]

Good thing we decide who becomes the base bitch depending on who fucks up first kek

[swift scarab]

If I spend 3 hours chopping logs to make a fire in our stove for the communal soup and I get called Base Bitch, you can guarantee there’s bleach in your bowl

[tulip ravine]

I wouldn’t expect you to know what a girlfriend is so I can see why you would get confused pal

Don’t think too hard you might hurt yourself xx

[crimson flame]

base bitch

[swift scarab]

I usually volunteer cause no one else likes to do it

[crimson flame]

same lol

usually its the one who plays the most often

[tulip ravine]

Messing, your cool just having some banter

[uncut obsidian]

base bitch doesn't sound as bad as ||boywife||

[oblique spire]

And that's exactly why we have the "whoever fucks up first" rule lmfao

[crimson flame]

bcs generators run when these guys play

and if not maintained it can explode lmao

[swift scarab]

Lemmie check my hours real quick

[gusty willow]

Nope no idea at all. The concept is so foreign /s

[swift scarab]

Begone helper, back to #🔨base-gamma-support with you

[tulip ravine]

credit where credit is due that was a good response

I can’t even argue with that one

[uncut obsidian]

i fucking love the "bonk" mod

[crimson flame]

i think someone clocked at 60-70hrs of gameplay in 2 weeks in my time

[tulip ravine]

Mwadi can I bonk you

[oblique spire]

I really should try to get a squad together for another PZ server

[swift scarab]

I unfortunately have a life, so I can’t do that anymore

[oblique spire]

You're welcome

[crimson flame]

just ask around in perv server dude

[swift scarab]

I’m usually available on the weekends

[gusty willow]

Who the fuck are you?

[fading shuttle]

@ruby minnow watermelon man

[oblique spire]

OH TRUEEE

[uncut obsidian]

i mean its not realistic but its funny xd

[swift scarab]

I pissed off the helper, mission accomplished

[pastel quartz]

hello

[fading shuttle]

he has literally been here longer than you shut yo ass

[oblique spire]

See Voltaire this is why i know you're smarter then me

[tulip ravine]

In fairness pal that’s not a hard feat

[oblique spire]

True

[tulip ravine]

Anyway llama

My man

How’s it going

[gusty willow]

My ass is wide open atm dropping logs. Closing would be a bad idea atm

[oblique spire]

Decent

[tulip ravine]

Glad hear

[fading shuttle]

shit your pants

[swift scarab]

If you do setup a server I’d be glad to help out at whatever base you choose

[tulip ravine]

I’ll shit your pants

[gusty willow]

I'm on the toilet already

[oblique spire]

[fading shuttle]

thats what a coward would say

[tulip ravine]

[pastel quartz]

whats with the big ego

[tulip ravine]

Real men just hold it till they can’t anymore and shit themself

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-smoke-sigma-gif-26186111

[swift scarab]

Only mod I personally require by default is the trailer mods and vehicles from autotsar, love those to death

[fading shuttle]

real men hold it in for several days at a time and then go to the bathroom to wage a war with the toilet

[swift scarab]

I’m a pretty good driver too

[oblique spire]

me after witnessing half my friend group die in the prison raid:

[oblique spire]

Autotsar mods are based

[tulip ravine]

Nah don’t even when I was a younger I had mad constipation mate It wasn’t a rest room it was a fighting for my life room

[fading shuttle]

bro thats how i usually do it

i dont shit for 3 days and then wage war on the 4th

ive been doing this for years

[tulip ravine]

I don’t think that’s healthy

Mind need go docs

Could be somet more serious

[fading shuttle]

oh no its not a "i cant shit"

i can force myself to not shit through sheer will

[gusty willow]

https://youtu.be/NvEOwY27gW8

[robust ingot]

What is that conversation

[tulip ravine]

Shit

[fading shuttle]

these are fecal matters, your grace

[uncut obsidian]

ayy

[tulip ravine]

Then you get the ring sting

[swift scarab]

My grandfather had to go to the hospital for a blocked large intestine a few years ago

[tulip ravine]

Guy came into brainfart out of now where and questioned brainfart activity, I think we should exile them

What happens in brain fart stays in brain fart

[fading shuttle]

brainshit

[tulip ravine]

What happens in any other channel goes to brainfart

[crimson flame]

yooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[tulip ravine]

Brainfight club

[weak jackal]

I've been in this jungle for so god damn long i've killed like 200 hornets and still don't have what i want

[gusty willow]

Brainshat

[weak jackal]

I just want their wings

please

[crimson flame]

you get the best silencer for the best gun in the game

[tulip ravine]

I love how we all collectively have like 3 brain cells at most

[ornate tulip]

Are you in hard mode?

[gusty willow]

How'd you get an extra one?

[weak jackal]

real life

[weak jackal]

Yeah just killed tf out of planterra

[ornate tulip]

Hmm. You're decently far then.

[tulip ravine]

Terraria in real life?

[weak jackal]

yeah australia

[tulip ravine]

Australia is the corruption

[gusty willow]

Australia is wack

[weak jackal]

Tried to take the bins out the othernight and the eater or worlds was burrowing in my fucking garden

beat it with a shovel

[tulip ravine]

Damn they copied the jungles out of terraria smh

[oblique spire]

@swift scarab @crimson flame funny thing i just remembered: When I was a newbie to PZ, my friend group which i was playing with at the time had never heard of the "Secret military base" near rosewood, i heard about it and forced a few of them to come with me as, well, i was very new and wasn't confident enough to fuck up a whole ass military base lmfao, turns out, even with them it was not enough people In the end, me and the last remaing survivor drove through a random part of the massive forest (instead of the road that we were meant to take) out, turns out the car we had was a shitbox and broke down half way out of the place and my mate got fucking crunched on through the car window, I managed to survive for like 5-10 minutes before getting trapped and chewed on myself

[tulip ravine]

I’m bouta sue god for copyright

[swift scarab]

I never go to popular hotspots

[fading shuttle]

fuck you

[fading shuttle]

funnie dim i just wemembewed: when i was a newbie to pz, mie fwiend gwoup which i was pwayim with at da time had nevew heawd of da "secwet miwitawie base" neaw wosewood, i heawd about it and fowced a few of dam to come with me as, weww, i was vewie new and wasn't confident enuff to fuck up a whowe ass miwitawie base wmfao, tuwns out, even with dam it was not enuff peopwe in da end, me and da wast wemaim suwvivow dwove dwuff a wandom pawt of da massive fowest (instead of da woad dat we wewe meant to take) out, tuwns out da caw we had was a shitbox and bwoke dowon hawf waie out of da pwace and mie mate got fuckim cwunched on dwuff da caw windowo, i managed to suwvive fow wike 5-10 minutes befowe gettim twapped and chewed on mysewf

[swift scarab]

The max extent of where I’ll go is Louisville

[tulip ravine]

Stalker in real life; go to Vatican and just rob a bunch of holy relics

Got the new artefacts Fr

[oblique spire]

[fading shuttle]

You gonna staie on mie dick untiw you die! you sewve no puwpose in wife. Youw puwpose in wife is beim on mie stweam suckim on mie dick daiwy! youw puwpose is beim in dat chat bwowoim dat dick daiwy! youw wife is nothing! you sewve zewo puwpose! you shouwd kiww youwsewf nowo! and give somebodie ewse a piece of dat oxygen and ozone wayew, dat's covewed up so we can bweada inside dis bwue twapped bubbwe. Because what awe you hewe fow? to wowship me? kiww youwsewf. I mean dat, with a hundwed pewcent. With a dousand pewcent.

[swift scarab]

I think the funniest thing I ever did was I was being the base mom for a group of like 5 people in a house, they all started getting pissy at me and saying that I wasn’t doing anything compared to them; in response I destroyed our crops, ripped up all the protective clothes I’d saved for them, loaded up everything else valuable into my hauling van, and left the house entirely empty for them to come back to

They were mildly upset

[oblique spire]

stfu

[ruby minnow]

ggs

[tulip ravine]

Alex has hit his deviant arc to llama I see

[lusty sonnet]

And the funny fell off

[oblique spire]

[fading shuttle]

with his skills he is probably of bulgarian descent

[oblique spire]

Note to self, don't mess with you

[ruby minnow]

alright i should start making plans on how to escape this piece of shit place

[fading shuttle]

your mom felloff

[lusty sonnet]

True, she hitting the gym

[tulip ravine]

Brainfart or turkey

[fading shuttle]

5 more years and you can try again, trust me, next time its gonna work

[crimson flame]

i think we raided that place once lol, we were successful bcs we had balanced amount of melee/shooters

[ruby minnow]

Turkey

[crimson flame]

also we scouted the place out before attacking

[ruby minnow]

i would not make plans to escape brainfart bro i can just turn off my pc

[swift scarab]

I’m glad to be helpful at base, just don’t piss me off on purpose and I won’t roleplay as a Romanian and steal everything you hold dear

[oblique spire]

Nice

[swift scarab]

[tulip ravine]

That’s if brainfart doesn’t follow you

[lusty sonnet]

Escape to brainfart 2.0

[gusty willow]

Man a bidet would be nice

[uncut obsidian]

well my character dead

[crimson flame]

nice

[tulip ravine]

Escape From Briainfart; Turk vs retards

[lime dew]

a bidet is one of the best purchases you can make

[oblique spire]

Pretty sure after the massacre we regrouped, kitted up more and fucked it up the second time (I was kitted the fuck up with an MW2 juggernaut suit and M240B)

[tulip ravine]

Bro forgot to extract

[uncut obsidian]

-one zombie killed
-50 more run to you

👍

[fading shuttle]

on the one hand i feel bad for you @ruby minnow , but on the other you understand what it feels like to live in bulgaria even if for a moment, our biggest party is led by a dude whose claim to fame was being the security officer to a guy everyone knew was a gangster, everyone keeps fuckin voting for them

[oblique spire]

[gusty willow]

I feel like it would make my butt happy after a poo

[tulip ravine]

Aren’t the Russian mob still a big influence in Bulgaria?

[swift scarab]

Every time I think about bidets my brain automatically thinks of a pressure washer of water firing straight into someone’s ass

Highly amusing

[crimson flame]

you need to take ammo efficiency into account bro, afaik spas/saiga is the best efficient gun

[lime dew]

i do imagine so

i've got a showerhead type thing that you can put into a barrel

[gusty willow]

What's wrong with that? Clean butt

[swift scarab]

Do not question why the communal bookshelves are empty and there’s a roaring campfire outside

[lime dew]

it does the job in terms of having a bidet

[fading shuttle]

thats sorta been collapsing due to the event that cant be mentioned in eastern europe, bulgarian mob is still alive and well doe

[ruby minnow]

EFT starts now

Escape From Turkey

[crimson flame]

seriously tho, turkey is part of eu right? is it that hard to move countries? is it opportunity/housing problem or administrative problem

[ruby minnow]

nope it isn't part of EU

[fading shuttle]

it will never be part of the eu

[crimson flame]

oh ok im dumb

[ruby minnow]

its part of NATO and that doesn't give me any advantages whatsoever

[gusty willow]

EFE escape from earth

[fading shuttle]

neither greece nor bulgaria would let it join

[oblique spire]

True, but embrace MW2 juggernaut

I was kitted up exactly like these guys

[lime dew]

every time i think about toilet paper my brain automatically thinks of someone trying to wipe off wet shit with dry paper

[oblique spire]

https://youtu.be/zs5AJLiW-zo

[lime dew]

highly horrifying

[tulip ravine]

Are they actually as intertwined with shit as people say or is it all bit over exaggerated? I could never tell lmao

[oblique spire]

[tulip ravine]

I loved it in Bulgaria it was mint

[swift scarab]

I like that old MW jugs had an M249 which made sense, and then they have a tiny combat knife

[ruby minnow]

this about to become 30 Turkish Liras in a week

[uncut obsidian]

wait

[fading shuttle]

bulgarian mob has always been more influential

[uncut obsidian]

today is the day

[swift scarab]

Imagine seeing a man in a bomb suit stomp up to someone and then stab them to death

[uncut obsidian]

i just remembered

fuck

[gusty willow]

What's an abd dollar

[oblique spire]

Lel

[ruby minnow]

for what?

[uncut obsidian]

the second tour

[weak jackal]

Gonna go drink a battle potion and put down a blue candle i more Hornets now

[ruby minnow]

that already ended bro

its a ggs

[narrow lotus]

FREE DISCORD NITRO - CLICK HERE TO CLAIM -------------------------->

[uncut obsidian]

i know, i just realised

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/ceno0-muscle-soldier-tf2-this-is-what-dying-feels-like-gif-24984927

Perish.

[gusty willow]

Fake news! Ban the mod!

[oblique spire]

Also about ammo efficiency @crimson flame.... (I used most of my groups ammo fueling my M240B in the mil base raid )

[crimson flame]

[ruby minnow]

man i'm fucked

[crimson flame]

7.62 is expensive af bro

[gusty willow]

Anddddddd reported

[crimson flame]

i could never full auto a fal without cringing

[oblique spire]

Good thing though, it was badass raiding the mil base in a fucking juggernaut suit lel

[uncut obsidian]

damn i won't be able to meet you when doing a transfer plane trip through Turkey in a few months :c

[oblique spire]

Took us a long while to find all that 7.62x51 and I just full autoed all the way through that bitch

[crimson flame]

huh where are u going

[uncut obsidian]

Voltaire is

[ornate tulip]

Modern art, like a banana on a wall is just a physical nft

[crimson flame]

yes

[narrow lotus]

💪

[uncut obsidian]

we're all escaping our home countries

new 2023 trend

[crimson flame]

nice

[fading shuttle]

nah i got 4 more years before i do that

gotta finish uni

gotta start uni is more accurate i think

[cinder vector]

scam

[uncut obsidian]

im finishing grade 11 (technically already did, only exams left, beginning tomorrow), getting a job and flying out of here / taking a train as soon as I'll have enough money

[cinder vector]

better plan what college your gonna go in cuz most companies have their own list who are hiring someone graduate from school like harvard

[oblique spire]

POV: Me shooting zomboids with my newly acquired krink in project zomboid

[cinder vector]

with 1 gun skill and 0 reload b4 gettin overun

project zomboid is brutal

if ur stucked gettin attacked by 2 zombies is enough to stagger you infinitely

[oblique spire]

real

[narrow lotus]

project zomboid but u are naked in lousville with a broken leg

[cinder vector]

devs should have rework the stagger system it's pretty common folks died from 2 zombies cuz 1 after another bites you back and forth

like shit

[oblique spire]

[oblique spire]

[cinder vector]

deadass i won't survive if i made a single noise

[fading shuttle]

soon

[stone blade]

love how it's called "living & co"

[cinder vector]

speakin of zomboid did u install brita's weapon and armor pack tho?

there's alot of it but gettin modern guns like ak12 or sig spear is very rare drop

[narrow lotus]

bruh the SIG SPear

pog gun

[cinder vector]

ofc there's tons of guns and some are expirimental

[oblique spire]

true

[oblique spire]

Ofc

[cinder vector]

yes but chances are your gonna raid alot of gun shops 10 times

always set your brita's weapon on wat weapons you want to in the game

[ruby minnow]

@stone blade yo ivan ggs bro

[oblique spire]

Brita's packs are the first mods i recommend ppl

anyways

I'm eepy

[stone blade]

? the fk you sayin

[oblique spire]

Good PZ chat

[ruby minnow]

watermelon seller won

again

[oblique spire]

Later people

[cinder vector]

good night

[stone blade]

ah turkish elections

[uncut obsidian]

same

3am

[uncut obsidian]

well at least it's good for me

kinda

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761167025283133/1112427440933961828/lv_0_20230526085021.mp4

[fading shuttle]

[zinc compass]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monke-neuron-activation-neuron-activation-gif-20850506

[weak jackal]

d

[ornate tulip]

ROCK AND STONE!

[crimson flame]

ROCK AND STONE

[ruby minnow]

the masculine urge to commit sudoku fr

[ornate tulip]

Just say rock and stone instead of thinking.

[ruby minnow]

yeah rock and stone isn't going to save me from the shithole called Turkey

[ornate tulip]

True.

[crimson flame]

you can dig straight down i guess

and hope you come out in canada or smth

[ornate tulip]

I think they might end up somewhere in America?

[ruby minnow]

i'm just going to hope that we can get citizenship in germany since we have relatives there

[ornate tulip]

Ah, that's fair

[crimson flame]

good luck bro

i've been through an arc where i hate my country too

[ruby minnow]

where do you live

tell me

[crimson flame]

nowadays i feel like living here is decent bcs internet speeds are improving, while food and rent stays cheap

indo

theres still the corrupt govt and shitty islamic laws

[ruby minnow]

well at least you've got some hope you know

but Turkey has no hope

[crimson flame]

but i can get around that by living in bali

[ruby minnow]

and living here will not get me anywhere in life expect maybe mcdonalds

[crimson flame]

i think if you study programming you can work anywhere

i work for a singaporean company. its nice

[ruby minnow]

i mean that's the only thing i can do

study

[crimson flame]

yep

sadly, thats just how it is

[ruby minnow]

and hope that country doesn't turn into full islam and shutdowns all schools

[crimson flame]

without money, time and connections you cant do anything in life

[crimson flame]

oh shit

did turkey really went to that route?

[ruby minnow]

i mean our leader did

they want to remove Turks

from everywhere

[crimson flame]

holy shit

bruh another turk guy from another discord server just posted this lmao

seems like your country has really fucked up

[ruby minnow]

i mean either they're building something to make erdogan invincible

or he's going to die anyways in a year or so

he's old

like he's in his 70s

76 or so

[crimson flame]

theres another way

asasination

[ruby minnow]

idk about that

but still he's a dictator and the reason why he was the leader for 20 years is cheating in elections

i saw that pretty clearly these days

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[weak jackal]

I have killed 200 moss hornets. I have 5 bezoars.

No wing

I am going insane

[ornate tulip]

You're gonna be at that for a while.

[weak jackal]

i have found a 6th bezoar

[ornate tulip]

Rip.

I'd offer to help if I could.

[crimson flame]

ah yes "democracy"

[ruby minnow]

i mean bro by 1 year either he will be dead or i will be dead

or i will be able to escape somehow

[crimson flame]

shinzo abe did not deserve this

erdogan and putin did

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-daring-today-spongebob-spongebob-meme-daring-today-arent-we-gif-23808696

[sage otter]

shit falco's here quick hide your user id's

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-808-crowpunk-hi-fi-rush-fight-gif-27682669

[weak jackal]

hey falco can i post a very politcal meme

[grizzled meadow]

Too late, I already got yours

614548663687053342

[grizzled meadow]

Post it

[ornate tulip]

That got a snicker out of me.

[grizzled meadow]

I think someone got warned for that

[weak jackal]

💪 💪 🇦🇺 🇦🇺

Hey falco i can i post a slur meme

don't worry its not racist

[grizzled meadow]

Post it

Nice mem

[weak jackal]

you too

[ornate tulip]

Darn, I missed the mem.

[crimson flame]

wait

i reposted this

[ornate tulip]

Anyways, I found this.

[crimson flame]

[weak jackal]

Ireland

[crimson flame]

i bet the guy who made the img is american

[ornate tulip]

It gets worse the longer I look at it.

[ornate tulip]

Terraria is a good game.

[weak jackal]

I have found 3 jungle keys

no wings

https://tenor.com/view/terraria-calamity-yharon-get-real-gif-20553133

[ornate tulip]

Jesus

You should probably just try and get a different type of wings.

[weak jackal]

No i wanna buzz

also sunk cost fallacy

[ornate tulip]

I suppose.

Do you have a grinding arena for this?

[weak jackal]

yep

eeven has a blue candle

[crimson flame]

holy shit youre right lol

florida already underwater

[ornate tulip]

Hawaii is above Cuba.

The great lakes are in the border.

[weak jackal]

incorrect usage of POV; prepare to be eaten

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/chadtronic-knives-forknife-kitchen-safety-gif-13740069

[ruby minnow]

i will listen to some mongolian throat singing that will return me to my ancestors

[ornate tulip]

Enjoy your time then

[tribal rain]

holy fuck

[ruby minnow]

you can relate to it?

[grizzled meadow]

@ruby minnow I just found out that Erdogan won, damn that shit sucks

[tribal rain]

im retarded, so yes

[ruby minnow]

we've been talking about that for the past few hours bro lets don't open that conversation again

[tribal rain]

ew wtf

[grizzled meadow]

Political

[ruby minnow]

look at this cat tho

[weak jackal]

I found an entire ancient cobalt armor set

agony

[ornate tulip]

b r u h

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-zoom-in-gif-25034104

[lusty sonnet]

#🛄report-users-here

[atomic crane]

Any gamers got the 007 video

O motivation 0 skill 7 smoke breaks

[fading shuttle]

watermelon man so good with corruption, you think he was of bulgarian descent

[crimson flame]

[undone wave]

The AGS-74 grip

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/704613785247154256/1112397084772028496/RDT_20230528_170745.mp4

[fading shuttle]

bruh why couldnt it be may 28

[heavy peak]

Its may 28

[fading shuttle]

nah, why couldnt the "death of men" date be may 28