#🎪bruh-fart
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Ye, thanks bud. Gonna pour one out for the homie after work is done. He was a good boy
It's still Wednesday
he’s out of touch
What was your dog's name?
are you perhaps on mobile? Cause Discord is being mega cringe and doesn't want to let me reply with images or gifs from my phone since the past few days 
yes we three based phone users are struggling
He's so out of touch it's the wrong day even 
Yes it's a problem on the app, on PC it should work
you’re out of touch not him
It's almost 3AM here therefore it's OoTT
The audacity
Chief. Big ol chunky lab
first the "unique" user changes being slowly rolled out and now this 
If you got photos feel free to share them with us
It's 20:43 here on Wednesday the 17th of may
Ill have to look
If you want to, that's obvious, don't feel obligated
Chief Chad
10/10 nose
He was a real sweetie. Even for a hunting dog that was scared to swim lol
hmm, a master if ive ever saw one
Tell me how it's mid may and it's going to be 32 degrees tonight and 80 on Saturday?
The fuck we doing to this planet
summer is that hot over there?
cool dog
Its hard to see with the pictures , but he had these blonde "eyebrows" and when he wanted something he'd raise his eyebrows and look at you like that shitty rock meme
Good morning brainfart
Ask yourself: Is this really any more batshit than an average episode of True Blood?
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About The Eric Andre Show:
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fascinating
Is this stuff randomly generated?
hmm. back to jupiter
to get stupider
Hi Ted El Gamblero
have a drink a janov station, recover and plan future
actually, trio is strelok and co, right?
yah, pretty close

wait
did you get the documents from factory already?
@winged phoenix was there a group of soldier boys near laundromat?
hmm. did you talk to strelok already?
if you go out of laundromat and turn left in the center of those high buildings, are there any speznatz npcs?
I think that's pretty much it, prep for UNISG
talk to soldier guy first tho
Just gave them a bath today, it was the chillest bath i have gotten out of them, no yelping, no clawing, just chill
adorable spawns of devil
Karl on the left is very chill, mud on the right is very much a chatty little cat with an attitude, she is very peppy
Maybe drop a save, reload. Fast travel to some other location then travel back see if that works
Gm
Why is the fuckin CIWS the most reposted thing all of a sudden?
people realize every time they fly they get targeted at least once by some form of anti air
CIWSpilled
it got posted 3 times now in this chat
It was posted more than that within 5 minutes earlier today
Maybe not the dog shit TikTok version, but it is definitely making the rounds
Hi Syno Hi Madi Hi Metro
Ewww, repost but this time with cringe TikTok watermark
did you find them?
i feel like i have to do that every time with afterglow
especially when rogue’s dumbass decides it’s phase through solid object time and gets stuck in the room beneath where he’s supposed to spawn
But it's true, right? After you save stich from the zombies you talk to strelok and get a message from dego. I think you need to leave the map for that message though
what was your last mission pointer?
did you get rouge?
give him the anti retard meds
he's at kindergarden
probably need to get him still
shit
did you leave map?
idk, fast travel to yanov or something?
Send screenshots
Okay round two, whats a meme to send to someone who keeps sending you trash memes for attention?
Accepting donations for later use.
Yeah that's trash alright
boys im buzzin
shakes butt
Only mild firmware changes, $300
its refurbed 👌most places selling here for 700
fuckin hate these fuckers
The bug shaker
the brit shaker
mactera bug shaker
shit grenade throw it back private!
Is that one of the bugs from Deep Rock?
yes it is
I have sound off. Im just making my name purple to satisfy my autism.
ahh fair
shoot them all
i love playing scout a bit too much lol my exp level is 12 but my scout level is 23
I'm Gold 1 or 2 on Scoot
I've promoted Gunner the most,
he's rank one of whatevers past gold
yeah, Gold 2 on scout
I've got every class to at least Silver
Ive really only played Engineer so far.
someone said i sound like ghost from mw2 
or just make one up like they did Kappa
how old are you 
Old enough to know not to answer that 

Excuse me what
tbf i can do a half decent accent 
Which ghost we talkin about here
new mw2
fuck no
mate dont ask me i havent a clue 
Time to build your entire persona around a slight resemblance to a fictional character. Gotta join the SAS and become a Delta operative now
im good thanks
Jokes aside. Time to work out
on a scale of 1-100 (1 being lowest 100 being highest obviously) Your resemblance to Ghost's voice is 0

mate your telling me like im not as confused
im from the other side of fucking country
kek
Money and fame come and go, a good physique stays
Real
ohh wait wait i get what they mean now, i forgot he had a manchester accent 
they dont mean sound like a impression, they mean the accent
i can kinda see that, i tend to put on a thicker accent when talking to people i dont know 
ill try, just need to put my manc accent on
But yeah
2009 ghost, maybe if you put some time into it
new ghost? Mf I don't think anyone can pull that off
to be fair most british people sound like most british people
its the nuances that make a difference here
unless your comparing a scouser to a londoner
Imagine being british
And being unable to experience the joy of.. well... not being British

imagine not being unable to experience the joy of being british 
not being unable fucking hell i had a brainfart
hmm, bread sandwhich
bro couldn't even be bothered to write the caption and repost the source
freebird
strugglewich
yeah but hdoom is better
We get it, you are horny, anything new?

oh hey it's that one GMod clone with nice gore and a horrible community
Hi fake tophatt Hi Lord Headass
Hello
hiii!!!
I'm actually real now 
@potent oasis is not
fuck you
pedophilia
idk....
Hi Tophatt Hi Derrek
Hi Catboy
SPONSERED BY GANGWEED
Hi Menace

i am eating a nice pizza
At 7am?
It is midnight
its 12 pm
tinezones retard
hello again!! 
have fun 
3 what
mashallah he will become the toppings
Nu uh
Holy shit
I saw that crap earlier and brushed past it. Too bad I cant get one of those shirts now
lol got em
most reposted video ever
yeaaa C-RAM's do be scary
ciwspilled
They already removed that shirt im so sad thats too fucking good
yeah but you'd have to give money to blizzard
just go to etsy
The one time it'd be worth it
I went to etsy and picked up these cute Sylvanas x Jaina pins
A fine deal
time to gently clink them together and pretend they're kissing
gently
larp patches
LARP
feelin crispy
The only time I feel crispy is when im sunburnt
dried sweat
just saw a guy with cat ears
the east has fallen
just saw a guy with rainbowed color hair
its over
south east asia has fallen
millions must die
predditor tries to adapt with 'teens
fails miserablyd
its over
cobson will always be a gem
thats nuts bro...
Have you heard of Sunstone? Graphic novel by a guy on deviant art. I cant post any of it here but I think you'd dig it
patch
airsoft?
I guess JP only
Ffi?
i only have one patch a blacked out british flag
also ffi is friend foe identification
it goes kinda hard ngl
I like the design, isn’t the two swords flag some middle eastern country
I’m pretty tired bro
awbari is literally just libya but slightly different
lel
works good for bigger games
What about the one with the eagle
esp when your using nods / thermals 
Is there any political background to it?
speaking of i need to get some new nods
I don't read graphic novels, i mostly just read fanfiction. I'll google it
oh wait yeah i know this artist
He draws for DC
they drew a bunch of gae stuff
He drew some aquaman stuff
Stepic or something, good artist
niiiice
Posts on Twitter often
i got a psv14 atm dunno whether its official but they work 
turns out my grandad had it so gave them me, pretty cool to uae
trumpet cat fr
Hi Daniela how are u feelin
Alo all
Hi llama
still a bit coughy
Watchu playin
dwarf fortress
Based
I couldn't get anywhere in that game. Brain too smol after grinding hours of rimworld
I should prob pick it back up
I wonder what flavor it is
Looks like ants
Some dwarf took time to remove an entire nervous tissue from dead boar?

love
WE LIKE TO PARTY, WE LIKE, WE LIKE TO PARTY
ELLO BRAINFARTERS HOW ARE WE DOING THIS FINE NIGHT
I've been fighting insomnia all day plz help me I am in suffering
it's alright
I'm desenzitesed to it
i have a very unfourtunate body though
i have a lot of energy meaning I can't drink any energizers but I also sleep shitly
so I kinda just have to deal with it
dwarf fortress wiki is straight up hilarious lmao
Can kinda relate. Was once forced to stay up for 2 days because insomnia decided to kick in right off the tail end of a 24+ hours of being awake, body said "prank em John" and I literally couldn't settle and get to sleep 
but it sounds funny
jeez
didn't know insomnia was that bad
i haven't experience it yet
unfourtunate
Just randomly pops out to say hello fucker
yep
i thought it was something from a. video game
It carry heavy loads of dirt or gravel or other such things for you, interesting invention
i know the real life wheelbarrow
look at my collection of rocks
stay awake until insomnia is no more
dont
rock crush
i am becoming a dwarf soon
i was gonna say
I'm 5'7 I'm already a Dwarf 
maybe you're playing those games cause you have a specific height related broblem
the icon of wheelbarrow is cute af
bruh same
except i live in south east asia and im considered decently tall
i cant count in feet 
It's cool though, 5.7 is a pretty based number 
im roughly 172cm
wish i was a feet fetishist
i think thats below 5'7
175cm for the metric lads
oh well i'll cut my kneecaps then
👍
why do i have a room full of veggies
what are my dwarves planning
are they gonna become fulltime vegetarians
they wanna become vegetarian
preparing for clowns, i guess
is that cattail in the vegetable room?
Clearly for brewing ale or mead 
oh shit
bye bye
sir2
good luck in no man's land
Thank ye, kind regards
👋
Hi Bread Hi Bery
hel
4k cat
beautiful
there are ants in my skin
penis
hey guys, what is the most charming thing you said to a girl to make her fall in-love with you on the spot?
penis

go up to a girl and say penis right in her face
RIZZ OR SEXUAL HARRASMENT!
trust me it's a serious turn on
You must take in additional pylons.
Noah just say penis
i talked in nordic moon runes to a girl
she fell in love with me
trust me bro it works
dw she is dark elven she is totally fine
what world do you live in
oh it's elder scrolls
nevermind then
thats nuts bro
nice nuts bro
sick balls
cant even say shit they run away when they see me coming like this
women ☕
i think we can all tell that you're nuts without you having to tell us
the fucking image wont load
good
There's a specific channel FOR memes?
discord ui is fucking stupid
welcome to brainfart
this is just a channel for like everything
you are never leaving
You can be as racist as you want in here.
we will kill you
don't worry I'll protect you
Yeah, I mean I get that now. I kinda just muted this channel when I saw it was marked NSFW and never checked it's descripton
We don't discriminate against racists here.
only if you pay me in body parts though
Oh well i hate
we dont really post nsfw here, it's for discord tos reasons
it's only marked as NSFW so discord doesn't get pissy if someone posts something besidea the point
That does make sense.
we don't make sense
Kinda should've read the channel description incase I ever had a brain-fart to know where to have it.. Thought StUlker memes would've been okay in the channel.. But at the same time yeah..
one meme or 2... related to stalker isnt the issue
Here, take a hit of this. Get into the farting spirit.
Tbf a light meme post or two are fine in general
But spamming it is not ok
sk0m the people have decided
i mean, its kinda ok to post stalker-related memes in newbies and, especially, stalker-general. but it has to be very limited and needs context
free me from the hypogeums
No.
fuck no 
(it sucks to type with one hand on a phone
)
Spamming isn't okay and I understand.. Kinda got lost in the sauce when laughing my ass off
we're making such a good impression on a new brainfarter
fuck you then
I'm proud
Like look at this
you are annoying even in this channel
where the other is???
he approaches
Currently out of commission
More precisely the thumb is out of commission 

Those ears look so soft...
Nice texture...
burer if it was good
muta looks different
what happened to it
mutahar is gonna say some racial slurs on an airplane
did you bite it too hard?
Slapped a fresh blade, and cut myself with it
Darkweb assassin caused him to get plastic surgery
oh I thought you lost your whole finger
uh... why would you do that exactly? and was the reason "for the funni"
self harm?
So brain-fart is permeant I'm guessing?
Work accident
Wait a minute, this channel is nsfw?
Offtopic also nsfw again
yeah i didnt know that too
butcher? 
on a technicality or something
currently me
unending fate
marked nsfw so discord doesn't kill
Aaand saved.
workout
he ate the fucking round meal
he ate everyones meal
Alright i gotta actually start working before i get too retarded
damn reminds me of this video
Feeds 3 MEN.
not for women, only MEN
completely my fault I brain-farted. although.. #╟🔰☢newbies-chat could use a reminder in the channel description that #🎪bruh-fart is the only place for extensive tomfoolery
what the fuck 
Exile 
You expect newbie chat to read
henton's
Half of them can't fumble through the damn install
Sodom
I don't recall correctly but,
literally nobody would read that but you are right...
can't you not read a NSFW Channel Description without pressing Yes to view it first?
@olive arch 
Ngl i subconsiously just accept them
where the fuck are you finding these 
Yeah it's just I don't wanna go somewhere and then just see 🐔 when I'm just trying to do
or 
these look like AI images
Nah just whatever google finds
it's unlikely that you will
Still thought that way due to my bias against NSFW Channels 
I've been hanging out in brainfart since I joined and I haven't been too distirbed
Tbh brainfart could be so much worse
most NSFW channels I've seen on discord servers have either been porn filled or just disturbing as fuck with gore/otherwise so I usually take it with a red flag
it used to be slightly worse before the femboy purge
don't ask
Is that why I searched up Stalker Games in the gifs and saw a.. I don't even wanna continue..
No ones spamming gore memes, degen hentai, offensive shit, stc.
yes
Really calm
good. it worked
Very rare, no people spamming porn in a nsfw marked channel? 
Im just imagining waves of attention whoring femboy spam in brainfart 
sorta
until grok got tired and grabbed a shotgun
That shits annoying as fuck. Like go play catch with your dad or go fishing or some shit lop
I want that so bad god
Now I wanna go and see if you can view a channel description if it's NSFW and you haven't pressed accept to view NSFW..
knowing discord you prolly can
they are fatherless or wont even do that because of being brainrotted to the core due to internet addiction
I literally just mentally block out the nsfw warning and click like a monkey. My eyes see what they get.
*porn addiction
But if you can't then I have a argumental case for why I brain-farted and then
90% of that addiction - yes
man who doesn't like fishing
that's a crime
fishing is literally one of the best outdoor activities you can do
You can even be bad at fishing and like fishing.
exactly
Sip beer, enjoy quiet, maybe catch fish. Simple as.
there are no skill issues in fishing
@winged chasm tis was a exile over #╟🔰☢newbies-chat
i love sitting outside for 6 hours not catching anything. best feeling
at least you're outside of once in your life
also so mods emoting = a warning or like what?
Eh, sorta.
in my country your allowed to fish but not take it, if i catch one im taking it and eating it
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING BRAINFART!!
because it was 1 extra gif after they emoted wine sipping then I was shadow-realmed
why do people who fuck shit up in #🎪bruh-fart get a role that makes them only have a access to #🎪bruh-fart
I just assume skom shotgun gif or train posting means banhammer soon
who tf came up with this shit
so they cant fuck around in other channels
Its the tard containment board
most of the time they get exiled because of tomfoolery in other channels
because this channel is more built for people like that
So if they brainfart specifically only in this channel they will still get contained in brainfart
You come here because its your only choice. I come here for shitposts and tard wrangling. We are not the same
this is the scp foundation of gamma, containing dumbasses 
my god
we've got the best of the worst here 
which means if I had my meme brainfart episode only in this channel I would've still gotten exiled
yeah there's a lot of memes to steal from here
too much in fact
Not even good ones tbh
certified classic 
can't steal them all 
Discord memes are hardly seasoned.
most memes in here are cat memes
or pirate memes
if you don't like cats maybe don't hang out in brainfart
i stole all of spacezoros cursed food pics
or just stuff they take off of gif searches
god i wanna fuck those ears
bro wtf dude
they look so soft
Bring me back to the heinous days of somethingaweful and /b/ before it became porn spam
aye! 
how are you doing today?
I'm very combined
don't fuck the mutants you fucking freedomer
lololol lmao xddd rofl!!! I just spammed porn in a roblox community server! im best memer!!
cant stop wont stop
XDDD BENIS
haha ass
looooollll!!! breasts!!!!
the fuck did you do to get here anyways
i can relate 
Sir, he exceeded the 2 meme/hr limit of newbie chat. Unrelated to stalker. 
Death.
They were all stalker memes and I did too many because I was laughing my ass off over the ears
And I never read #🎪bruh-fart and didn't realize that that's technically the meme channel
!p8ball
this is technically the best channel
not technically
Oh just wait until you meet the people bitching about anything but memes being posted in here.
p!8ball
:8ball: Not in your wildest dreams.
this IS the best channel

I'm gonna try only speaking in pancake and seeing how fucked I am by the end
i can be retarded here, nobody would judge
de facto outskirts of GAMMA, this place's definitely not suited for everyone yet it still manages to be a somewhat of a safe haven
p!8ball
:8ball: Who cares?
this channel has a different feel
true, noone does
P!8ball
:8ball: I hope so.
it's "safe" as long as you don't break rules, of course 
p!8ball
:8ball: Hell to the no.
(pancake knows the truth)
Still feel like it should be added to this that #🎪bruh-fart is the only place to meme "excessively" and have your brain-farts at
https://youtu.be/kjBXL6A0wbI aw fuck guys
thank you
greetings Skom

Hi Skom
I'm gonna hack his account just to force you to exile him again.
@fading shuttle finally
impossible
also, i can play in an hour, give or take
yeet
which game is this 
cucks of legends
uhh tarkov
the only game
Ah yes… tarkov 
woah mama
damn, he's a glowie
They knew what the internet would do
Also I need thoughts on if this guy is a St@lker or a Western Spah
always did
Slav Squat Adidas.. But he has a M4 
maybe stole it?
Permhaps
Hi Khornate Glory
cum
Hello
good afternoon
Hi all
💗💗
hiii
Only 3.5 hours left of pretending to care about work
I slept very well
nice
song?
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@heavy peak add please
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shazam: exists
hioi
this n'wah got a whole buffet

these fruit vids are epic, getting that epic diet in
it's perfect keep it up
yo
Same, but this server lore wise only lemon and banana exist 
fix it
lore wise, huh? could u fill me in?
a banana for the shaft and 2 lemons for the balls
these unironically go hard 
Need to find another schizo thread to lurk
i heard this before...
source? 👉👈
sigma male phonk bass (sigma)
Hi Delight
p!cat // hello Catboy 

Sahara by Henson
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holy shit, i thought its going to be bullshit
. thanks!
https://youtu.be/gcXvSzXBEvo?t=624
1 HOUR SIGMA PHONK MIX
TRACKLIST:
00:00 PSYCHO CRUISE
02:30 DEMONS IN MY SOUL
04:27 SUNRISE
06:17 AVOID ME
08:00 GIGACHAD
10:23 SAHARA
13:09 METAMORPHOSIS
15:27 DISASTER
16:50 OVERRIDE
18:45 FIGHT CLUB
20:39 VENDETTA
22:25 SHADOW
#sigma #phonk #mix
TAGS (IGNORE)
phonk,phonk mix,sigma phonk,sigma phonk mix,sigma playlist,drift phonk,phonk mus...
that's what they call it
It is missing Rave tho 
hey Nami do you perhaps more of these videos

let me see
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/947776725377490965/1107772439741603881/t-loMD4aXEqjvMpL.mp4
happy out of touch thursday
unfortunately that was all
@fading shuttle samo pri mene li e taka
#stalker #callofpripyat #rpg
Switch to 1440p60 for better quality.
Just lol. R.I.P. Tremor, R.I.P. Degtyarev.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Call of Pripyat STEAM page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/41700/STALKER_Call_of_Pripyat/
Tremor moment:
nah everythings fine
also they gave vayne a big buff
what buff
her q has ap scaling now aswell
New items dropped?
truly gamechanging
no
Fug.
Rageblade changes on her are wild
there is no repair client anymore i think
bruh
have you tried restarting?
"to make rageblade stats not wasted"
what?
rageblade is one of the core items on vayne
WDYM WASTED
AP scaling on Q means she doesn't have wasted AP
are they drunk
yeah but it has ap
When she gets rageblade
vayne doesnt use ap
Deez
the fucking client
The gods have saved you from it
check to see if for some reason it hasnt been blocked by the firewall
- ResNet - Overview Operating systems cache or store away IP addresses for future use. It does so to speed up the

stick your dick in crazy
i did nothing 
wouldn't want you to get banned now
DAD?
I’m dying it’s 38 degrees Celsius over here

nope
🤝 ty

Bro lives in Canada
bulgaria but close
My condolences
House is 68F(reedom) right now. We cozy af
You're dying?
Sorry I don’t know anything beside Celsius
Simply become Australian
Seems like normal southern US summer
Not used to it cuz I live in a tropical climate
house is 15C because I left a window open for the kittycat
about to put the damn heat on
Ayy
like 18-20C is death for me, BUT I can be pants + shirt + sweater (socks and shoes ofc) in -30C without Windchill and be fine
I'm bing chilling at 26 celcius
actually it’s 16.5 on the thermostat and 15 on my fridge Magnet thermometer
Mfw summers here hit 40C regularly with 90%+ humidity.
just buy a 4090









