#๐ชbruh-fart
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It's always the same reason, meme'd too hard
I see
posting things in general chat
fair nuff'
Oh god not NovelAI
penis
This is AI generated (real)
it will be funny
Oh wait nvm AIdungeon was the bad one
Titanfall
but muh novel ai paid!1
Yeah, you definitely belong here 
Nah novelai is just as horny 
Told you
you did, you did indeed.
penis.
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended
Wasn't AIdungeon watching what stories people generate?
Who knows lol
perhaps try "titanfall, high-detail, dramatic lighting, digital art" 
do it

Dew it poopy head
what's the magic word?
Please
Nig-


I regret my decision of saying please


https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010382307447812176/1104640588588003408/6uweo2jwn6n51.png idk if i should send the more unhinged shit i have in my folders

I own a MK2 Kinetic Carbine for Internal Defense, since that's what Cold Harbor intended, four hongbin breaks into my house "4 crows in perimeter, engaging." As i grab my FAST SF and Kinetic Carbine, blow 14 golfball sized holes into the first man, he's dead on the spot, draw my glock on the second man, misses entirely because i limp wristed it, and nails a middle eastern man from the yard, run upstairs and mount the 300 blackout LMG, "Take this, fuckers." the 300 blk shreds the men, the sound and debris from the ground sets off distress. Grab my Knife and charge the last man, He bleeds out waiting for backup to arrive since knife to the throat is impossible to recover, just as Cold Harbor intened.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986969893503127572/1104250262044016692/igVideo.mov here's the more unhinged shit i have


do I post the coomer video? 
no
but its funni
post it
hahahaha go shower nerd l
Trying to make samurai colonel sanders invading the mcdonalds
I just posted this
@devout night post it now
i know
You got 30 seconds
Dew it
fine yer clean 
speaking of stinky
heres mwadi
uh oh Madi is here

Post the damn video already
AYE AYE SIR

-bllgbmg
-hey can you repeat that please? Didn't hear you there
-blglmgmblg
-uhh.. again, please?
-blmgmkblg
-...y- yeah... i agree...
Oh that lol
Yes
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DON'T EVER DO IT AGAIN 

Lmao thats pretty tame
I can dm it 
Same
what
the fuck was that
would greatly appreciate
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funni wideo
This probably happened or not
hedhodge 
while showering and before sleeping
that's my secret Nami, I'm always overthinking 
Shower
in other two cases I can't think over the sheer volume of the music I listen to

Can't figure out if I should buy the F-5C or the SU-25K premium pack? Shower.
Needing to filter through my memes folder to find non banworthy memes to post ๐ค
NO, NOT THIS VIDEO AGAIN, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Eh that may be too spicy
Im scraping the bottom of the sfw barrel as well lol
farewell
awwww
Silly 2
Nah its real
nah it's fake
You didnt see the music video drop?
I saw the busted ass AI looking generated faces, ain't no fucking way

alo
alo Ivan
thats wild dude.
alo
alo madi
ะฐะปะพ ะฐะปะพ
@narrow lotus book exam rn
Whats a meme to send to someone who keeps sending you trash memes for attention
@grizzled meadow
Accepting donations
Shit, i had something for that
Hopefully not referring to me
Its gotta be subtle, in a way. Without going into details I cant burn a bridge, but its getting old. They wanna talk but rather than, they send shitty memes. Like not even good shitty
No its in DM's lol
First white person ever invented 
truly
when you give a medieval monk glasses to see clearly for the first time only to flashbang his ass
some of yakub's finest work
X
Brainshid
Look at this fuckin salad I made
me when my mrs says her boobs do not produce gatorade 

4/10 not enough ingredients. Has nice color though.
i shid and frated
I had 3 little cucumbers 
Its a Cantonese smashed cucumber salad
hi team

Was pretty damn good
born to shid
Recipe didn't call for it
forced to wipe
fuck da rules, LET CHAOS PREVAIL
They used a red bell pepper instead and had bigger cucumbers
I fucking love tofu 
I gotta get a wok

I'd eat the shit raw ngl
pretty sure I got those exact same bowls here in my house 
eat the bowl bread
eat the bowl
I need to get a wok too, we got a gas stove now.
Made some brownies the other night they were so good
yoo i wanna go to the autism centre
I'm an electric stove pleb
At least we aren't gonna die from CO inhalation
At least not from that
I heard that wok ain't that good on normal gas stove
The flames never reach it's sides
I think there are some burner inserts you can get for them to direct the flame.
just turn the thing you put your pans on upside down
it gives you a space and the flames should reach the side
just break into a airport and use a plane engind
Which one of you
@stone blade ITS YOU
Rhodesian camo crusader pepe, pretty based.
Only thing to make it better is if it was this
camegao
Tiger stripe pepe crusader jacket 
it's not Rhodesian Brushstroke though
so not as based
Sorry, my autism isn't that strong.
neither is mine, I literally just googled cause I was like "hey that ain't look right"

That's just standard tiger stripe isn't it?
his jacket in the pic literally looks like this one off Amazon but with a Crusader Pepe patch sewed on 
yeah the joke is that you have to pick 2 of the 3
relatable
at least its quiet af and no ones here.
Watching youtube and keeping an eye on inbox and firewalls. Its cozy
everything good until boss shares screens with u on pc
and wonders what the fuck u are doing

hasnt happened to me yet but it might
Thats why you wfh and have multiple devices. I still hate getting random calls on Teams
my pc is the server rn
he can connect anytime he wants, shares screens too
so yea 
its whatever ill surf on the phone till work comes up
its chill rn
Hi Maja
does work for 2h
done for day
new day comin
"hey boss im free, anything i can help u with?"
"hold on lemme discuss with team"
doesnt contact me back in 2 weeks
I have come back temporarily to share this amazing meme with everyone
i love wfh
the best thing is i can focus on helping my profs doing multiple researches
- actually talking to new ppl so i can get more friends
Does 12hr worth of work in 2 hours max. Has new guy do rest of work. Chills and watches tv for the remaining 9 hours. Takes 3 phone calls at the end of shift.
Feels good man
(I actually used photoshop to make my pfp so keep note of that :))
Get the mods this man swears
Wait ur not called Bery irl
yes I am
it's my surname middle name and name
Bery Berer Baret
that's my real name
swear
i didn't know the video has an end

hang on while i repost this
real
flour after recession hit?
Wth ๐ญ
hmm, green tipped fries
i dont, wanna keep my heart for another 40 years
sleep well
i'm about to sleep as well myself
cause i'm silly
Maybe i should change my pfp
I will
new year new me
New year was 5 months and 17 days ago
sleep hard
5
5
10
go at it lads
when game league
Metro you funny man
did you... just assume my gender?
You can't make me
Be like the Bulgarian language
Be a chad
we only have 2 genders for words
male or female
ะผะธ ััะตะดะตะฝ ัะพะด ะฑะต?
3 gender grammar ftw
our is 3 gender aswell, him her and it, dumbass forgot
deal fatal emotional damage by referring to someone as "it"
cant believe it, ivan stupid
Sorry, let me rephrase that
this is a modern tragedy
Metro you funny creature
Silly rodent
I'm a god!
@fading shuttle ะผะฝะพะณะพ ะธััะธะฝัะบะพ
yes, also you dont know your bulgarian genders
your mind is middling, my mind is eternally expanding
ััะตะดะตะฝ ัะพะด
I gotta do my last placement for ranked
later
now i wanna rest
got nothing else better to do so might as well join in
not the exact source of the image but its where it originated from some random night that i got drunk and found videos that made me piss myself laughing
Fug it, lets goo
Eh, no better then chain emails lol. Just bored af
@minor cypress explain ur avatar lore, please 
i love chains
lets go
Yung scrolls
doesnt ring a bell
He's a daedric rap god.

aren't deadric gods from elder scrolls
yeah, thats good
the gilf community would shower you in 10's
Its just a good excuse to refer to my pfp anytime i tell someone to drink water.
my man๐ค
Mf looks like nft ๐
true^
nfts look like him
Your mom looks like an NFT
because rich people like her
bread
Tbh, i would like to hear a version of all those young scrools tracks made with voice clone Ai because the editing of all those voice clips are really rough 90% of the time
That'd be nice, but its also part of the jank charm
he's anorexic, but he's still a gigachad ๐
fritata fritata im saving those images just incase i wanted to clown someone
in disguise
Also true
F
wack
anyone want this random McFucken Steam game I won? I'd sell it but it's worth fuck all
name, type?
glorious
fuggin uhhhhhhhhh it's "Gone Home"
You arrive home after a year abroad and expect family there, but house be empty and shit. So you gotta explore and investigate to see wtf is going on. It's an interesting little game.
yeah it's not a super great game
eh, no thank you
i looked at the ratings
it's not worth shit
Ah, I remember watching someone play it once.
Very boring.
indeed.
That games a classic.
twelve minutes was a great game
Is your pfp a wendigo?
true....
yeah
11
too bad he is popular and you arent, its his now
oh god ive made a wendigoonsona
bismillah
in the name of allah what
Inshallะฐh brother
@pastel quartz TYPE FASTER FUCKER
just google it
ik what it means
Hot
I'm asking if others know what it means
dude, i'm on the phone and suck at typing, i'm a tech boomer
fuck
did the server ban it
they fucking did
anyways so the first word is if allah wills it
and the second is like
beauty smth smth
And Mashallah is Allah has willed it
man im geniunely retarded and culturaly insensitive
Yes and i don't care
are you muslim or something
Nope
i am the tip of the penis
what
oh right
i'd usually just respond with mein kampf or the unabomber manifesto
yeah, you can get into trouble if you do that here
sounds like a you problem
yes, it is a living in germany problem
exactly
they went a little bit too redpilled and zased during the 1940s
absolute zased to the pill
Reply with "....Communism"
seriously if someome walked up to me and said that i would just say the n word 3 times for them to walk off.
i am not poltical in anyway i just hate people
Be me.
Be German.
Government goes heavy on Green.
Government makes wind farms.
Cool.
Government shuts down coal plants.
Cool.
Government shuts down nuclear plants.
WTF? I thought nuclear energy was green?
Can't use AC in the summer
Rolling blackouts
Government realizes we have an energy crisis because of the slav thing going on in slav land.
"FIRE UP THE COAL PLANTS!"
JFC, my country is run by retards.
@minor cypress hope the dog pulls through okay chief be well, sending love
dude, they also destroyed a windpark in order to mine more coal xD
where is the fucking >
and the slurs
mostly racial ones
Isn't it hilarious. Kinda makes you want to put on joker makeup
Skom has a gun to my head. One more violation and I'm out
Germans, when will they ever learn?
germany will fucking kill itself, after that all of the countries will use nuclear plants
"Horror over wind turbine demolition near Lรผtzerath
Status: 25.10.2022, 9:30 p.m.
The first of eight wind turbines has been demolished for the planned lignite mining at the Garzweiler opencast mine. This is not only difficult for a renowned climate researcher to bear."
Thanks boss, hope hes gonna be alright
also didnt greta also say nuclear energy is bad?
Greta is seething right now
holy based
EAT ZE BUGA
EAT ZE BUGS FOR CLIMATE
YOU MUST GNAW ON MAGGOTS
Literally anyone who is aligned with green new deal nonsense doesn't like nuclear
IF YOU DONT THEN YOU ARE XENOPHOBIC SINCE THAI PEOPLE HAVE BEEN EATING THAT SHIT FOR 300 YEARS
Because they're mongs who don't know how nuclear plants work
hurrr duhhh muh chernobyl muh 3 mile
You know, it always cracked me up. I wonder if greta realizes shes really just being puppeted by people above her for political clout
This is the the last I see before I die thank you
Too many actual mental disabilities
also HBOs chernobyl
has the message of "soviettards cant boil water"
yet most retards thought it was nuclear energy bad
Like take away all the political BS associated with her, and shes just a child ranting about issues way above her head.
Pronuclear Germans right now
Such a lust for motherbase.
she should be in college not fucking protesting
Didn't even graduate highschool. Was too busy making money off her parents script
hi
wats dis ivan?
red button dimitri
eye am illterate.
is control rod
i press?
no ivan you presz the plant go boom
but why no press
becuz tempature rise up, water cant cool, nuclear accident go boom.
i press

Betty and Letty do a lets go in the confessional near the end. Fishtank.live is owned by sam hyde.
Better Letty has arrived
whu
Fishtank.live
Think Big Brother, but everyone is autistic and has severe social problems
And it's hosted by Sam Hyde
hiiiiii
funny
Hi Madi Hi Art
hiiiiiiiiii
Sucks
Have a picture of my dog to cheer you up
Cute dude.
in the name of allah he will be a good boy
He is the goodest of boys
Had to put down my Shepard a couple years ago. Caught the Lyme and it fucked him up
what a distinguished gentleman
mashallah he will muiltilate children
Shortened his life by 4 years
sadness
hi
dementia
at such early age smh
Ours was a hunting dog that my dad got. But he failed his training courses bc he refused to swim
So instead he just became a chubby goofball
That's not your dog, that's former British PM Winston Churchill
@minor cypress how old was ur dog?
No, this guy will
i had a black poddle once
FOAP
goober
why does he has a mohawk doe
Why not?
Because my wife took up dog grooming as a hobby
And she uses our dogs for practice

At least 9/10 years old. I don't remember.
Winston Churchill, circa 24 hours ago

stalker player that has a wife? Inconcievable...
why blue
winston churchil
how long was the bath
It's actually light purple. It just goes on dark, is super light when it washes off
Long enough that he refused to get stenciled
My wife is a menace. Took away his American flag bandana and gave him a fucking cowboy bebop collar
why not both...
GORLOCK THE DESTROYER ANIHILATES THE LAND OF GAECIA
Thou great beast has been cast into the hypogeums, never set to return.
Make it happen
However, the malevolence has cursed us, the great detsroyer has reigned hell onto the great lands.


dear god ... 
Good morning Brainfart.
it's just mustard gas, since catboys don't exist. Everyone dies
bro think he's @runic kernel
No, I am simply inspired.
Do you guys know those videos where tibetan monks create those massive mandalas with sand and just destroy it afterwards ?
i just saw that would have to sort 800+ files again into 38 different folders and I quit o_O.
I will just delete it all and call it a day. ashes to ashes, dust to dust
pure catharsis
saving that one tho
oh and saving that one because falco likes that one
hello brainfartians
meee
โ
Successfully muted the user for Infinite 
me, i will quit discord in the next few days anyways
Hm okay
Warned mwa<3 หขสฐแต/สฐแตสณ#2372 for: test test test
Warning: 1
@dry jolt I have a humble request if possible
The "warn" show the reason, the "mute" doesn't show the reason, can we have the reason? 
โ
Successfully unmuted the user 
Yes I know
true tho :c
Hmm, make a suggestion in xelA server for that
Here you go AlexFlipnote
https://discord.gg/yqb7vATbjH
Now that I got you here, how can I remove "infractions" from the log?
pretty unfortunate that xela is โsemi privateโ
i would have had fun talking with it
/unwarn?
Currently not possible, but planning to add whenever I get time to rework audit stuff
Unwarn is the only one that can remove
I added edit so (just for you guys) so you have something while waiting on getting it done 
Removed the following warning from mwa<3 หขสฐแต/สฐแตสณ#2372:
[ 237635783249494016 ] test test test
Ah nice
Itโs time to clock-in. Watch the official #FiveNightsAtFreddys teaser now. In Theaters and streaming on Peacock October 27.
Hello brainfart
willys wonderland will probably be better
wft did i just watch o_O
movie where nicholas cage fights evil animatronics
they couldnt afford to have him speak, so he never says anything
yeah i know that this movie exists from a podcast i listen to but wtf, the cgi is cursed AF
dodged a bullet by not seeing that one since they recomended it
I can tell it's a parody.
I love nicolas cage but man, the cgi gives me chills o_O
not directly but it's really unsettling since I have taken a lot of psychodelics in my life and really don't need that stuff floating around in my subconscience
somebody knows wave defense games where you build your own base
but then again, i'm also into stop motion and have a hate love relationship with it because the visuals tend to be kinda disturbing if you really think about them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_mSEhIpUQ
Estratto dal film 'Alice' di Jan Svankmajer
i am playing bard because i hate him
he hates me yes
can i join too
yes
no
i meaant overall
sure
wtf actually agreed
sure
i dont have the game anyways
Hi Ivan Hi Alex
i was just asking to check the reaction
we have been pranked @stone blade
retard maja
no thanksies, my internet is too bad
maybe i can join when it'd be fixed
fk you
p!cat // hey catbo- i mean genuinely 
Hello There.
i am the greatest bard ever made
he is him
i am the only bard player ever made
el bardo
I didn't know the Skaven were in league of legends!
nerd
actually watched this whole movie with some friends once
such a banger
isnt that a horror
more of a comedy tbh
Seems like a parody "taking itself seriously" but still knows it's a joke.
perfectly average, i'll take it
LMAO REAL
lets goooo
Oh hell yeah love it when nick cage star in some whacky movie
slhug
slhug
slhug
slhug
slhug
slhug
slhug
id like to add an extra pro -you kill yourself with the backblast
Hello "Real" man
me and alex actually had fun in league today
I see
thats why the word "gai" is banned here
Said akiran-gei.
Gะฐy.
holy shit you have a great point
Grok is french after all
My meme has been stolen. But this is good, because it means it was funny.
Gะฐy. Yes. Quite Right.
Also, Im back from my daily run in the park. So that means I can post ducks and stuff. Who wants to see?
oh ooh me me


And, it gets even better
smh hes doxxing the ducks
i fucking hate those little fuckers



I do.
Gunner you're now on my list of top 10 users
me too
It makes for a great soup bowl.
about the shell i mean
It is already free. I set it down and let it go on its merry way.
its slow
u go back
and make a pic of its face
I can't
How about you post a pic of your face, huh? See how you like that.
i already did
it was my pfp too
where
Well, dang.
i'll repost a new one once i glowup
Post tortoise face.
if that joker, then i dont believe you
huh
joker make-up
oh, no
it was here, purple pic
everyone saw it
falco and duty were mad that im posting my own face in a puiblic server
why is it so small
Oh, it is a turtle.
if it was a hot chick, they wouldnt be mad
Couldn't tell from straight up.

Charlie the moby huge bandit
That's how it is on this bitch of an Earth.
now ur making me sad once u said that
sadeg






waaaa me want tea
what the fuck is that
my ads are silly
gah damn delight woke up and chose violence
my ads are cropped local porn
everything
Why is the word in-shall-ah banned now. What happened last night
It roughly translates to "as God wills it" of "if God wills it"
I know
Lmao
It's always been banned
But by the grace of Allah I will bypass the filter
@pastel quartz's patches look like the ones adopted after Metallica got mad about their music being used to torture/intimidate terrorists in GWOT
A Christian metal band called Demon Hunter thought their music being used to torture/intimidate insurgents was metal as fuck, and asked the Seals to use them instead
Which is why one of the plate carriers on display at the Special Warfare museum has a patch similar to what Derek shared
Demon Hunter is an American Christian metal band from Seattle, Washington, started in 2000 by brothers Don Clark and Ryan Clark. Although the brothers created the band together, only Ryan remains, since Don left the band to take care of his family. As of the 2010s, the band has sold over 600.000 albums. The band's style is known for combining nu...
Eh maybe not. I'm looking at their art now and their skull is a pretty different design from the wendigo

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
why are they playing the division 2
he has the attention span of a fish on cocaine with adhd
good afternoon brain fart
yeah this does really kinda looks like it
this one's a helmet not a wendigo skull
skill issue
what did you do 
nothing
free my homie
i just said that because im a exile
he didndu nothin he a good boy

i dindu nuffin mane
3 derrek 2023
got bro locked up on the wing like bale 
larp
why does the xof have a fuckin bird as a logo
get your metal gear lore right
uhh its adifferent xof



