#🎪bruh-fart
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Good good
glad to hear
@narrow lotus
Heading to poland in 10 days to clear up some procedures and paperwork before recruitment season begins in the academy
mmm
That was posted here like 2 months ago
I post it again
not all of them
Yeah
why would they use vrooms that use diesel

I dont know if i remember correctly
But isnt diesel more efficient?
no
It is an entirely different reason but I will let you google it instead
(Not that you will because too lazy)
whats that server
Most of US army runs on diesel/kerosene
wth is kerosene
my personal Server
aw 
She played gamma yet still doesnt know what kerosene is
the hecc kerosene has to do with gamma
doesn't use multifuel stove
There comes a time where you simply have to cut your losses and walk away
i always had more than enough food
Maja is on that paleo diet
no :c i gained weight

Isnt that good? Seeing how you were underweight?
what are you? a midget?
5'6
what's that in real units?
172
Fun sized human
normal weight is i think like 60 or more for me
55-75 is normal weight
That is tiny
172@45kg is like slenderman innit?
She hasnt stated her height yet
i just did 2 times?
???
You missed the joke
Come on the one time brainfart should brainfart it doesnt?
What else could you measure in centimetres besides height
wemen are gross
yes
not a dick?
why would i talk about my peepee
Same reason everyone else does
To lie about if
It
brainrot
but- i dont care about my dick?
dummy
look at this cat NOW
My mother unironically did that
i looked, what now
everyone does it tho? or is it just me
Cuz she needed to see the giant google sign to make sure she was in the right place
you won
by accident everybody did it atleast 5 times
You and technologically inept adults
its either going to a new tab, writing weiongaweign, or writing google, it doesnt really change what i wriet
Or you could just write what you want to search for
Writing what now
Weiongaweign
or you enter the url from memory cause you're not a zoomer 
Who tf enters a full url
From memory
With all the !?wnx8fnsk@8
That modern urls have
Wow, look at the old man remembering an entire url instead of just writing it down somewhere or using the search engine like normal people do
not using bookmarks
Never
You are an affront to computer science
I have all my urls saved in a excel sheet
y'all always use a SE to get the site?
Dutyer my boy 🤝
every time i wanna open YouTube i just enter "y" in search bar and press enter

if you don't use bookmarks, do you just never clear your browsing history?
Hello
hi
hi
Yes
haiiii
I dont cuz i use incognito for such stuff
Hi

I don't have to clear by history

So you have a browsing history going back years?
we gotta drive our TDI VW
Maybe
i stopped caring about my family so much that i just stopped using incognito mode and stopped caring about my search history
Havent checked
mine extends... to last tuesday
Probably
What if I need to find the bomb making tutorial I saw 2 years ago ?
He is too powerful to be left alive
dont really have to if incog is there, dont care about getting blackmailed by some IT shmuck in google
Just search for it again
Exactly
not just that, that shit must make your browsing slugginsh af after a while
if you search for something and it queries your entire history
1657 x 1000
1958 x 450
Old boomer here wants us to struggle to perform a bombing
Just have a better PC
1657 + 881,1
7
Or go work at nasa
fuck
2+2=22
how much is this
I will single handedly bring down the network with…..
5+the square root of the twin towers=?
FEEL THE BURN
Oh shit its melting through the motherboard
I've got plenty of ram
Google chrome be using 8gb, i don't close it, and just start gaming
What about cpu usage
Chrome sucks a lot usually from the cpu
Wtf
I still have ptsd from my laptop
Madi here with 6 gb of ram
I've got a bajillion cores at 10 gillion gigashits per megafart
But then, the unoptimised AAA games attacked
True true
But I don't play AAA games
Not often anyways
I wish games were as optimized as fuckin crysis2
Shit looked magnificent and i played it on a potato
I played crysis 2 on a pc with an intel core 3, 4gb ram and no gpu
And i still enjoyed the game and it looked great
just a reminder that chrome will happily take if it can
just use opera gx and limit ram, only downside is it will reload the page
still better than chrome
respectfully
what about brave ?
isn't opera running on chrome?
great on linux
opera gx is running on chrome
its chromium based but with better features
what about chrome bowser ?
I just instinctively ignore a product if it's shilled by a youtuber
i tried opera by myswlf
i used opera even before gx so 
recent update makes it blank out randomly
fuckin annoying
i like having discord and whatsapp on my sidebar
brave > other browsers
Same, Wii Browser 
stopped recommending brave after they stopped paying me in BAT
why brave tho
was bat same as bitcoin wallet?

no, their reward currency. They had their own ad delivery system. And you got some money when viewing their whitelisted ads
Tor>>>
OoOo
I think overall I got something close to 190$ at peak value
In reality, it's all the same and you use what feels nice 
I love him
@grizzled meadow
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@oblique pelican_Meshi
It's happening lads
:P
d:

All you need to know is that it’s one of the best shit I’ve ever read
Very fun.
shame if this kid was denied by the society
somewhere somwhere around the zelda fans been saying they crucified kroko
dem wat a time im livin
🍆 
also dat dude killed plank from ed,end and eddy
We vibing is new
the impact was so immaculate that he combusted from the nuts
if it wasn't so painfully slow, i would agree
i just like their total adblock
shhhh dat is da gold part
i'm popular af
trump would be sad
Hot roach 
I cry everytiem
fuckin ext man
coonsoom
jesus fucking christ atleast give me access to support channels
like mod support and stuff
but can you delete system 32 on switch?
shampoo?
rock base
Milk
Romanians living high by this advjce
Someone breaks in
Romanian: Finally i can justify spending 150 euro on this sword
me when the gronklets invade
Sorry i dont speak nerd
Me neither, which is why i dont understand you
so you're telling me
that a Romanian actually spent money on something
instead of stealing it
fake news
nah they stole the money from the cash register
Romanians would never do that
most generous romanian
they would just keep the money that they stole
they did
it is human nature to hate, they just happend to be in the wrong place at the wrong time
And the pewdiepie promotes breathing oxygen
And its joever
dutch jaar moment
YES RESIDENT EVIL 4 IS CRACKED
at fortnite
When you scan yourself in Prey
Morgan is so cool love her to bits
true
Morgan is a guy
Morgan can be either
Same name if you choose female
yeah Morgan is a gender neutral name
It is a guy
real morgan looks handsome enough that i dont feel gаy saying it
It's up to player choice
It is a guy
and our choice is objectively correct
It's a crayon eater
more like a typhoon eater
injecting all the typhoon drugs
best protagonist for me
I like playing as fem morgan yu cause then you get to be gae
i love default shep
Can be both because you can choose, you can't win
idk man, the image clearly shows it is a guy
the fact that default femshep is a redhead is so cool
yes i can since in promotional material they almost exclusively used male morgan
Because the player chose the guy but you can also be a woman
wdym, woman dont exist?
2 of them
On internet
for promotional stuff they usually use full suit morgan
to hide the gender
Is that a beard I see, under the visor?
Anyhow, any advice for a typhon only run?
Suck less, play female
they hated female morgan so much that they had a bug where once you left the neuromod division your model would change to male morgan
she has an amazing beard
not even kidding
How you doin
i am getting into meaningless arguments on the internet to keep myself awake, as sleep is the enemy
llama my brother in various human rights violations
skrunkly
hry
good, you?
im planning our first crime against humanity (in arma 3)
i think we kamikaze drone a farmer
tired n a bit fucked up creature
love the bloodshot eye, so iconic
something that upset me in game was how you use the first neuromod
get some fuckin eye drops
you eject the needles and then press it up against the eye... which is not how you're meant to do it
you press cup against eye, hold down needle button for up to 30 seconds, then release then pull away
thats how brave mf do it
they have an instructional booklet in the neuromod division
brainfart
morgan aint no bitch
cweam
I will make milkshakes later this week
they gonna stare down the needle as they put them in
yipeee
@fading shuttle your are a tier s degenerate 
I mean it's a good plan
exactly
Like
it's a fucken good plan
Yes
i love firing squads on unarmed people
laoganma dipped bullets
i dibs anti tank
MG3
its a insurgancy not americas evacuation
we wont have mordern equipment off the bat

expiration dates are dumb just smell your food and dont eat days old raw meat like sushi
imagine throwing away rotten food
if it passes the smell test I trust I wont be violently ill
use it to make compost

some expiration dates are good
Ebola would like a word
best before is genereally accurate
wasnt there some liveleak dude who made some dumb diet eating rotten fermented meat
I wonder if hes dead yet
it was me 
both
nah i was shitting it
i had a 8th of bud on me 
had to throw it behind a bin, somehow they didnt see it
✅
agreed
i am the downfall
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i still don't get the "in bed" thing but i love the voice acting
i dont get it either
It turns a otherwise clean sentence into something saucy. If it were to say "Your career will experience an unexpected upwind" you'd expect to get a promotion or bonus, when you add "in bed" then you just end up sleeping with your boss for extra promotions
its stinky 
what game is it btw.
i think bf4
looks terrible.
where the FUCK is kuznestov
agroprom military base, main building, top floor
These things are way too fast to swat with a slipper! So we have been using S&W M&P 22 full size shooting CCI #12. Works great!
mans playing holdout
does it change in warfare?
i was a little bit too silly
i dont know, maybe
does this mean he watched child porn?
all is all
porn counts into every porn
do it in public 👍
My lawyer advised me to not say something specific about this
Grok happy
no such thing. there's video material of children getting abused but if you consider that porn you got issues.
saul said that its #🎪bruh-fart and nothing is taken seriously here. dont be shy
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No wonder this dude is exiled
gotta consent to appear in porn, otherwise it's just abuse material.
oh so it's just child rape.
always has been
the wording is kinda ehhh
What the fuck is this
cod points
brainrot

This place is not worth it anymore
hornyness overload
ahh yes the 12 guage
i'd like to purchase 1 12 guage
consider what? image ain't loading
broke ass
:(
i'm overly silly
begone horny
i'm overly silly
overly daring
wowee
yipee
wowzers
anyway
holy fucking shit
preddit
D:
stop swearing
shit
they think it looks cool
it does
Because they can't afford anything else.
🤝
Or can't get anything else. Not sure.
1 guage
like the founding fathers intended
@grizzled meadow likes these ones
I mean it does look sick
he used them back in the day
I really wonder why though
can ihave the barrel
it does
Real
no
we have barrel at home
this is my best f-14 drawing
its the best
Stfu Maja
holy zased
maja shut up
who the fuck are you
maja is right
I still have a treasured toy f-14 with movable wings. Still the F-22 looks better
i have no fucking clue
can i say on anything "falco likes this one" and he would approve react?
i guess so
The F-22 is beautiful don't get me wrong, However the F-14 just looks so badass imo
hey so any modders in here wanna add a fucking punt gun to stalker for me ok thank you very much big thanks guys thank you in advance
LOOK AT THIS GUY
maja keep telling us your opinions they're great
i love you
Can we get a very zased maja take
Banned next time you post this shit
bruh what
Thats like 11 out of 10 i think
water
🫧
facts
For once, I agree.
the fuck was that
i mean, did you see Falcos full username?

🤝
The big question is though
MIG-29 VS F-14, what's sexier
beef time with the mods
for fucking what?
wee
unmodded momentr
dunno
what?
F-14 hands down
S*viet jank 
thoughts on purely looks
Feet
ridiculous
Isn't it obvious that I'm joking? 
The MIG-27 is fucking beautiful
whu
eh, i thought you were serious 🤝
The ban was a joke, but I really do hate them, I really thinks they're fucking disgusting
true..?
It's the worst kink of them all, I despise whoever like that shit
based
Based

Falco, what do you think is sexier? The F-14, the MIG-27 or the MIG-29?
Hmmmmmmmmmm
does toes count as feet tho?

yes
nose
oh noo
Nose.
reddit and predator
real
@grizzled meadow 
goychhi the slop
there is precious materials under the most important road systems in the us
Bro I know shit about planes
REAL
Uno Momento, gathering pictures.
compact unarmed tomahawk missile
F-14
Planes you say
MIG-29
bocchi the rock is japanese sissy hypno made to weaken the west
the west has fallen its over...
hello fellow members of Brainfart
MIG-27
no
the west has fallen
that would be military protected
it isnt fun unless its unarmed
Ugly
lmao
Nice
Less nice but still nice
I see I see, based as always falco. 🤝
Alo
FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@solar obsidian ill recycle yer dads ball sack
hry my man
TOPHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT
FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOPHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
time to grab a shovel and dig then 🤝
bit morbid but i respect the follow through
I'm so tired ree
consider following
your a eeper bro fr
oh na
fr fr bro, ong fr fr
no cap
🧢
✅ Successfully muted the user for Infinite 
p!ban @mild gyro and now you're gone, good riddance
@mild gyro has been banned.
Cuz sub 5 hour sleep and then work from 6 am to 5 pm
Mute, lol
Fucked
P!packwatch
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Is the other random gonna just be muted now or did he actually do something?
What
Pov: Delight posted one pixel of female feet
This dude
It's the same dude, Iedy didn't catch my drift when I talked about ban
ledy does a bit of trolling fr
ye thaught it was another russian guy cause for me cyrillic looks the same
noooo he had good memes! 
except the badly compressed videos
if anything you can be sure he's been banned before and used an alt
Dw, he will be back with 3rd alt 
which one was it what got him banned? i didnt even watch them 
ive learnt to not trust crylic letter usernames memes
samsung s10 ringtone guy
wait who got banned for why
imagine that tho, being remembered as a phone name

phew, good to know

nokia ringtone
Привет
i showed that video to my gf and everytime we hear that ringtone we look weird at each other
stay away you heathen
oh my goodness gracious they made Kolerder Russian
huge nerf
wasn't dat from samsung ringtones


helper removed, sorry kole
harder nerf than increasing inertia by 75%
no it was from nokia phone

Dam, demoted
promtoed to exile

catastrophe avoided
congrats

DUDE
MEGA WAAAH
the downfall

@lunar brook get fucked bozo 
hmmm ill looked it up again
!1984
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Bruh
!megagayzone

I got epic trolled
This is going well
need this command but i doubt grok would like the word "gei" in it
they do a bit of trolling
Never change your username to cyrillic at 3 am (gone wrong)
that's what you get for becoming Russian 
meeting a cyrillic username at 3 am gone wrong gone sus
nimja
epic style
okay back to work glad i witnessed that
Just apply for the card


no you just need to apply for a gаy card
my lawyer advised me not to agree to this statement
you will be missed
continuing the stereotype fr
your memes were amazing
he posted 0 OC
the.....good ending?
garbage
someone’s gotta tally the ban count as time passes
what? do you think we all make the memes ourselves?
we’re at what, 3 now?
@narrow lotus next time show this to your wife
poggies!
hiiii!
imagine making memes urself lmao
maja smells
no, but you could
of brainfart exile
can we trade maja for 1kg of oranges or smth ?
Shit doing numbers
I'd rather keep the orange
big in brainfart
youd be lucky to get one orange
@mint mist your joining our arma game btw
wait why maja being bullied rn
i dont have arma..?
Is Maja a good terrorist
no but maja is comedy relief
depends on the tools you give me
i give you an orange
maja isnt as good as a terorrist as you or i llama
Never will be
them non believers wont know what hit them 
target practice
Real
maybe
and as a walking explosive
maja deals sonic damage too with that god awful mic

its not my mic
guys bout have a different kind of ring sting
its this
yeye maja
what did he do lol
thats what they all say
when bae say use only half the salt so you leave out only the chlorine
idk, yesterday he said n word, k*s word, blah blah
idk what today
Like this one?
k*s?
posted cringe, bannable offense
nvm its 
its worse
i dont talk rn- my brother is here
so i decided tro leave my mic like that
its literelly like a goat is being tortured through a megaphone
i think so too
its definitely kys
SIR YES SIR!
Hi Delight Hi isopropyl
hi cat poster
hello hello
Delight is so delightful!!!!
Time for sleep
Hi maja Hi llama
Nightynight llama
Hello
Adios Mr. Pasta
I have to say, your cat posts are genuinely adorable
kudos for keeping it up
sleep tight don't let the bedbugs bite!
so no adios to me? smh 
ill make your favorite breakfast tommorow
Hi tophatt Hi Ruby
Hiiiii
howdy!
@solar obsidian hi
hey
How are we all
hows going?
actually better.
you?
oblivion conversations
good
just got my eyes checked, may need new glasses
wack
rarely now
Oh, also: 1 Slice of buttered toast with 3 hashbrowns with 2 slices of bacon and a side of scrambled eggs, thanks
what other vidya do you play?
my little pony: the game
minecraft to chill
roblox for me
I find it funny to troll children

santa is fake is the biggest troll tbh
make them believe that santa is fake
Hi Syno thats a good blep
be the anti-christ
surprisingly, pretty awesome
the back of my head won't stop hurting though which is, admittedly, quite an inconvenience

great idea

Tomato sauce for the hashbrowns and toast too, thanks
nearly fully recovered from covid
Only days away to healthy
Hi Falco Hi Ted
long covid enters the chat
the gall
I want to make an anatomy joke like this, but I bladder not. It wouldn't be very good.
i dont get it, do these people have incubators in their house specifically to prevent the sperm from dying and their cumjars turning brown? no way it stays like this at room temperature even if you're nutting into it every hour on the hour for a month straight. the cells will just run out of nutrients in the seminal fluid. what is the science behind this
the science behind it is that he's lying
the..
nutsack.
who what now?
vy'keen = warriors
gek = traders
korvax = explorers
what species should I get for industrial frigates
um... neither 










