🎪bruh-fart

[tribal rain]

juice monster?

[minor cypress]

That dragon iced tea looks interesting

[clear prism]

I still have no idea how people can enjoy energy drinks, that shit tastes like sugary caffeine, never got much else in terms of "taste"

[robust cove]

that is an insane amount of sleep

[crimson flame]

ikr lmao

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-devil-may-cry-dmc5-yung-yung-maestro-gif-16665007

[mint mist]

sodas arent much better

[minor cypress]

sugar free energy drinks only, everything else is gross af

[uncut obsidian]

slept for 9h+ yesterday

[raw moss]

Ghost is the work of a devil, you don't taste a single bit of the caffeine and it got A FUCKTON

[pastel quartz]

stop existing

[uncut obsidian]

or 2 days aho

[crimson flame]

i just like plain ol caffe latte

[uncut obsidian]

I'm losing track of time

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-zgn-low-tier-gif-25893793

[clear prism]

They are if you mix them yourselves, like I do

[crimson flame]

plain soda water + milk or condensed milk is pretty good

[minor cypress]

You know what the real sugar devil is? Fucking murrican bread

[mint mist]

i like mixing juices with carbonated water

[minor cypress]

that shit is so abd

its downright disrespectufl

[pastel quartz]

where the fuck is naples

[raw moss]

Pro tip: Boil your next coffee with monster instead of water and you won't need a car for your way to work anymore, you'll sprint that shit in 5 minutes

[robust cove]

I slept for 10 hours and still felt eepy I'm old now

[clear prism]

A valid choice, quite healthy as well

[minor cypress]

my kidneys disliked that

[uncut obsidian]

@mint mist remember that guy from yesterday in gta 5 drug wars missions who was mixing several drugs together
the doctor or smthn
this is him

[placid sail]

many people dislike the taste of coffee and drink it anyway because hehe I can't function without my energy juice

[mint mist]

skull

[pastel quartz]

i like drinking

[mint mist]

good

it's great for you

[tribal rain]

my kidneys kinda stopped working

[uncut obsidian]

sleep too much = sleepy
sleep not enough = sleepy

always

[pastel quartz]

moistens my insides

[minor cypress]

Coffee is gud.

As long as its not keurig or anything like that

[pastel quartz]

true....

[minor cypress]

french press master race

[mint mist]

me sleeping for atleast 12 horus every day:

[uncut obsidian]

i rarely get more than 6h of sleep

[tribal rain]

how

[clear prism]

I never eat or drink anything that is unpleasant because there are always alternatives. Besides, anyone who says that is just lowkey addicted 🤷‍♂️

[robust cove]

true, but I sleep 8 hours and I still feel sleepy

[uncut obsidian]

you have no job, no school, no anything, ofc you can do that

[mint mist]

normally?-

[pastel quartz]

im gonna leave before my brain completely rots from me talking

[minor cypress]

the armchair doctor in me diagnoses depression or untreated adhd. (this is not legal or medical advice, always consult a professional)

[mint mist]

sometimes i sleep for over 20, i sleep, wake up, go back to selep again

[tribal rain]

i wake up naturally at 8 pm, even if i sleep at 7

[minor cypress]

I woke up at like....6p, and kit snooze until almost 9p. feelsbadman

[mint mist]

we are different humans

[placid sail]

of course they are, but guess what ,it's legal 🌈

[tribal rain]

indeed we are

[uncut obsidian]

at 8pm?

bros a night bird

[minor cypress]

Night shift workers unite

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/983789369649410091/1106803357592604672/dinosour.gif

[clear prism]

It sure is and they can drink that drug brew however much they want, I do not care 😂

[uncut obsidian]

I'd love to do night shifts

[clear prism]

🤝

[tribal rain]

what the fuck is this

[pastel quartz]

dinosaur

[uncut obsidian]

the true cancer is snus

[robust cove]

[uncut obsidian]

it was so fucking popular in russia 2 years ago

[pastel quartz]

huba buba > snus

[uncut obsidian]

watching fuckin 4th graders walk around with snus boxes

[minor cypress]

yo speaking of popular things in russia, how big is phenibut over there?

[uncut obsidian]

disgusting

[uncut obsidian]

the phehjihwhat

[mint mist]

the bird

halibut

[minor cypress]

Its normally prescribed as a sleep aid or anxiety aid over there

[mint mist]

or thats a fish

[uncut obsidian]

[minor cypress]

idk i just know it originated from there. some astronaut shit or something

[uncut obsidian]

idk i just googled, it's sold in the pharmacies here but we never used that

[clear prism]

🤔

[placid sail]

I thought kids are into vapes nowadays?

fucking snus, that's quaint

[uncut obsidian]

vapes got banned in russia like 1-2 months ago

but yes

[placid sail]

LMAO

[pastel quartz]

based

[placid sail]

AND?

[uncut obsidian]

it is popular

[tribal rain]

your right, i see 10 year olds vaping

[minor cypress]

damn

[placid sail]

since when a thing banned in Russia is actually banned?

[mint mist]

poggies

[placid sail]

are we living in the same Russia?

[clear prism]

bz11k#9693 is now a criminal

[placid sail]

"now"?

[clear prism]

Yes

[uncut obsidian]

Idk i haven't seen anyone vaping lately

[uncut obsidian]

soon the numbers will be gone

[clear prism]

I know, I fucking hate Discord

[placid sail]

I've been to a park yesterday and people literally vaped on benches there

[tribal rain]

Ah yes, slowly turning into twitter

[solar obsidian]

depends how much you touch grass

[minor cypress]

ahh yes banning things will always work out. always

[clear prism]

Going to leave this piece of shit in a month or so, the changes are getting ridiculous

[placid sail]

ahhhh

there it is

[solar obsidian]

[placid sail]

correction, madi

[minor cypress]

inb4 mandatory phone verification for discord accounts

[placid sail]

vapes weren't made illegal

[uncut obsidian]

vaping substances

[placid sail]

it is now illegal to sell them to underaged people

FUCKING KEK

[tribal rain]

hello honey

[placid sail]

SO IT WAS LEGAL BEFORE HUH?

[minor cypress]

wait....what

Dangerously based

[solar obsidian]

hi, dear

[tribal rain]

holy shit

[minor cypress]

Based and profit-pilled

[solar obsidian]

russia moment

[placid sail]

so yeah all good

the business of reselling vapes to teenagers for a small margin is now booming

[raw moss]

The masculine urge to scream "Living on a prayer" from the top of my lungs...

It's strong right now

[placid sail]

do it

[solar obsidian]

no balls

[minor cypress]

dew it. ive been reasonably noisy af since getting a houe

[raw moss]

Bet

[minor cypress]

no more apartment renting for me

now im just a slave to big mortgage

[uncut obsidian]

From June 1:

Delivery of any products related to vaping is prohibited: not only liquids and nicotine-containing products, but also any devices, consumables and parts for them. And also hookahs.
All the lay-out in stores will be completely closed, any demonstration may be equated to the promotion of the use of nicotine-containing products to minors.
Demonstration of the product to the buyer will be possible only after reviewing the price list - just as now happens with regular cigarettes.
From September 1:

Flavored liquids, both ready-made in bottles and those poured into disposables and pre-filled cartridges, will be banned. You'll either have to switch to self-suggestion or forget about flavored liquids altogether.
What is even sadder - salt nicotine in liquids will be banned. Like the flavors, it will be added to the list of banned additives, which will be promptly replenished.
Advertising and sales promotion will be forbidden: you'll never see any promotions or discounts on iron, much less on liquids.
We are going to introduce a minimum price for NSP: we expect the cost of goods to increase several times, and we suppose that a bottle of 30 ml will never get cheaper than 1000-1500 rubles. At the same time, retailers will lose a large part of their profits, which will lead to the closure of many stores - demand for expensive products will be lower, and the markup will have to be cut.

[solar obsidian]

didnt read

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TZiZeO46vw

[raw moss]

Everybody at the train station looked at me for a moment and then realised that it's berlin so it's normal

[minor cypress]

russian econ prob fucked rn, yea?

[uncut obsidian]

i also wonder what transport i should take

what's cheaper, train or plane

[raw moss]

Come down today, and eat our corn, or we will sacrifice your firstborn AAAAAAAA

[solar obsidian]

https://youtu.be/lOzQwGraDvE

[solar obsidian]

probably train

[pastel quartz]

wait a minute, isn't there like a massive project in russia regarding cashless payments and a reduction of cash money in general going on ?

[uncut obsidian]

AAA devs: "ah yes, this AI system definitely looks realistic"

[minor cypress]

if so, my schizo rant is moving things to crypto, fixing prices, and making tons of peeps poor again. You will own nothing, etc.

[placid sail]

I can't honestly believe this to be true, not only I can't find any confirmation for that aside for the prohibition of selling that to the underaged citizens only, it's just straight up unrealistic, there's a huge ass industry here selling vapes and hookas already, they would fight it hard

[raw moss]

Berlin is basically oblivion npc paradise

And i love it

Should be here more often

[minor cypress]

smol town US attached to bigger city is cozy

Can get whatever you want 15 min away, its quiet, and no one bothers anyone.

and its cheap af

[solar obsidian]

ask him for the source

[raw moss]

I had exactly that on my vacation

[tribal rain]

when i visited germany it felt like everyone was a living npc

[raw moss]

10/10

[minor cypress]

neighbor just got a horse lmao, but other then that life is good

can get 1g internet, everything is like 5 min away, no traffic, no noise. feelsgoodman

[tribal rain]

Lucky, im moving to a house that is far from the good stuff

[clear prism]

Köln is no different either, there is some funny shit that happens there

[placid sail]

judging by some commentary in the text, it's just some popinion from some telegram channel, so I'm not really interested tbh, a real prohibition like that would have been all over the news, so it's most likely just some speculation

[minor cypress]

RIP. I will embrace the southern tradition of sitting on porch in rain, sip beer, and grill for you.

[solar obsidian]

possible

[raw moss]

The best thing is if you approach people in germany with the question "Do you speak english?"

You got exactly 3 answers:

1. "Yes, a little bit." talks with you in perfect english

2. Nein continues to speak in german

3. Yes! has a horrendous accent

[tribal rain]

[clear prism]

I am the first one 🤝

[raw moss]

Based

Same here

[minor cypress]

For the eurobros, I gotta ask. Are there ameriboos over there or are people just normal and thats just a thing contained to japan?

[raw moss]

🤝

[uncut obsidian]

https://zenmod.shop/blog/news/prinyat_zakon_o_zaprete_veypov_v_rossii
https://sozd.duma.gov.ru/bill/332229-8

[robust cove]

Ich bin zwei

[clear prism]

I make a point to speak with complex words right after, simply for the confusion 👌

[uncut obsidian]

not saying that anyone would enforce it tho

[minor cypress]

I uhh listen to rammstein, so i totally know some german. / s

[tribal rain]

there is SOME people

[robust cove]

tourists, mostly annoying, especially when they act like they're royalty

[minor cypress]

My fav thing is people saying they know english, then come here and get bodied by thick southern accent, cajun/creole speak mixed with english

[minor cypress]

I think hating tourists is universal tbh

[cinder vector]

sry to break u guys conversations

im done posting

[minor cypress]

"You speak french?" Yea sure. angry coonass noises

[uncut obsidian]

I already kinda got used to different accents with discord vc

especially German one

idk why but it sounds kinda funny to me

[robust cove]

absolutely lol

[uncut obsidian]

man I've never seen tourists here

rarely, tourists from other russian cities

[minor cypress]

any germans i've met speaking english always have very....metered ways of speaking. It all comes out in very clear cut portions if that makes sense.

[uncut obsidian]

the only people who are NOT from here are Chinese ppl who come here to work/study

[minor cypress]

and everything ends like its a question lol

I'd love to potentially travel and visit russian adjacent countries, but job would not like that at all. The churches look cool af

[cinder vector]

there's a good reason for it just to skip the gao kao exam if u don't pass it ur gonna be stuck in high school graduate forever

[minor cypress]

So imma just accept that that will never happen for me

[cinder vector]

cuz the government deem u not worthy to the industry as a well oiled machine

[uncut obsidian]

any post-soviet county and people there are cancer

[cinder vector]

not gonna shit talk the ccp cuz mah phone is made from china and it's rigged to explode if i do talk shit bout em

not even samsung feq the korean governments

"explodes in mah right pocket"

[minor cypress]

can confirm, sandboxing home equipment took fuggin ages

so much home phone bs to deal with

[rare mica]

bro i just read about your situation with moving. i moved to Germany from Romania during the pandemic

[robust cove]

Poland is slowly starting to be an actual European country, I see people from all over now. Too bad there are still babcia's pointing at black people like it's an alien

[rare mica]

hope it goes well for you

[cinder vector]

are u guys aware of bloatware dat is pre installed on of every phones like apple?

[minor cypress]

damn we don't even get that in deep south US.

European racism really do be hitting different

[robust cove]

yeah, because they're apart of your history

[minor cypress]

aye. for the most part, everyone but old af people are chill now

My wifes grandpa used to do sermons for all the baptists down here. Had a black dude enter during a sermon, and deadass stopped preaching until they left

[clear prism]

Yes

[minor cypress]

but hes like......90+ yr old. Hes chilled out now but man that shit was different

[robust cove]

what the fuck is bloatware

[ruby minnow]

BOYS

ITS THE BIG DAY

[fleet silo]

OH MY GOD IS IT

[clear prism]

Shit that just occupies space on the phone and has nothing useful for you

[placid sail]

uh oh. still not the "make vapes illegal" deal, but the law does prohibit the realization of flavoured vape juice, that sucks

[cinder vector]

pre installed software dat keeps eating your ram and cpu usage

[minor cypress]

damn, god wills it in another language is a banned phrase. TIL, feelsbadman

[placid sail]

guess I gotta stock up on some juices

[robust cove]

I mean, yeah, history of racism in america is...interesting, in the way of "how tf people can be this RACIST" lol

[cinder vector]

u can notice how slow your phone when you played games or swipping through internet

it happens to PC

[minor cypress]

yea, but it always cracks me up when euros talk about US racism like there was nothing like that over there

[placid sail]

reeeeeeeally bizarre nobody has contested the law at all

[clear prism]

Apple has it but you can uninstall them with ease

[robust cove]

I have more than enough space for por- I mean angry birds on my samsung

[clear prism]

😐

🤔

Intriguing

[tribal rain]

talking euro coin?!? 😱

[minor cypress]

lmao im just too lazy to type out european. gimme a break lol

[cinder vector]

lol

[robust cove]

well, I can definitely say that america was going for the world record back then

[placid sail]

@uncut obsidian

[minor cypress]

yea we were trying i guess lol. Meanwhile germany, brits v india, etc. Just couldn't beat good ol murrican racism. /s Not that its a competition lol

[placid sail]

GOSH DARN EUROPEANS MAKING OUR CHILDREN GAУ AND SMOKE VAPE

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/973979995582103583.gif?quality=lossless&size=48

[placid sail]

amazing

https://tenor.com/view/gay-frogs-chemicals-gif-11317922

[uncut obsidian]

for other ppl

[placid sail]

gotta consult my marketing colleagues about possible lobbying attempts

[oblique spire]

Hello chat

Ligma

[placid sail]

surely the whole industry didn't just... give up

[uncut obsidian]

hi

[minor cypress]

Ahh the classic "them darn other people causing issues" plus "think of the children" argument

[robust cove]

LIGMA WHAT

[tribal rain]

sympathy props

[minor cypress]

very familiar to the 2a stuff in the US

[uncut obsidian]

atomic heart ahh building

[oblique spire]

Balls.

[minor cypress]

glad to know that shit arguments really do be worldwide

[robust cove]

alright where and when

[uncut obsidian]

hello neighbor ahh house

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-licking-lips-cherry-gif-16724759

[placid sail]

if anything bad ever happens here it's always either Europe and America toiling night and day to ruin the life of good and honest people

[raw moss]

Funnily enough when I was in michigan I was drinking tap water

[uncut obsidian]

why the fuck do you need 3 balconies

[raw moss]

Which is safe

[clear prism]

Yes, this

[raw moss]

But I was just like "Bro your water tasting kinda funny, is this the chems that alex jones talks about?"

[minor cypress]

damn, always interesting to see other countries propaganda. If it puts your mind as ease, 99% of peeps in the US don't ever consider wtf is going on outside the country

[raw moss]

Nah it's small amounts of chlorine

[oblique spire]

😳

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1048761167025283133/1107247699604013076/rapidsave.com_baby_dont_hu-px7cxrh7hjya1.mp4

[minor cypress]

it usually turns into "X country reeing about US" and the US just askign who the hell they are

[tribal rain]

but its me!

[minor cypress]

Not in a rude way, I just really don't ever concern myself with whatever BS is going on in a country im not in lol

[placid sail]

you have a division inside good enough for one side always blaming the other, and we don't really have that, it's just peasants and their venerable and humble lords here

so it's always gonna be a devious enemy from the outside

[clear prism]

The paulVan01#9613 meme dump

[minor cypress]

eh, the us feels that way just in another flavor. Too many peeps not realizing that both sides are gonna fuck you over. ITs just a matter of what hole you want

[uncut obsidian]

brother never mentioned the currency

23 dabloons/hr

[cinder vector]

ohhh darn it

[cinder vector]

it's taa'l

[placid sail]

yup, just a different cola flavour of shifting the blame from yourself to something else

[solar obsidian]

hey hey

[clear prism]

You will always be paulVan01#9613 to me 😔

[minor cypress]

Only way to win is to embrace the "leave me alone and help peeps when you can" mindset.

[cinder vector]

🫵 🏳️‍🌈

[uncut obsidian]

@ruby minnow gl with the elections brother

[minor cypress]

but im not trying to drunkenly shitpost politics everywhere

[clear prism]

I am still colorblind, bro

[placid sail]

you're colorblind?

[clear prism]

(No)

[minor cypress]

im sorry, not drunkenly. Buzzingly.

[placid sail]

why would you lie to us like that blindnil

[placid sail]

post the gamer word now

[clear prism]

What?

[placid sail]

pardon

*lie

[minor cypress]

No

[placid sail]

it's uhhh

help me out, educated people

[solar obsidian]

what country flag is that? could you write it in this channel caps locked?

[placid sail]

ohhhhh

[minor cypress]

Its uh, you know. Adjacent to Chad, mali, algeria. 2 countries west of sudan. You know the place.

[solar obsidian]

and attach "hate" caps locked before the country name, thank you 🤝

[tribal rain]

This looks alot like

[solar obsidian]

but what is it named?

[minor cypress]

mf really trying to bait me hard lmao

[solar obsidian]

ne

[minor cypress]

Like damn, at least let me get to the liquor before you try that

[solar obsidian]

(means no in lithuanian)

[robust cove]

ne

[tribal rain]

ne country, easy

[placid sail]

ne (da)

[robust cove]

nie 🇵🇱

[minor cypress]

idk bro, who was in paris

[solar obsidian]

austrian painter

[placid sail]

Tylko jedno w głowie mam 🐄

[minor cypress]

my cats like that every morning I swear

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[minor cypress]

Hes sassy af and chats back at you

[tribal rain]

the cat sounds more human

[oblique spire]

See I wonder

Would I get muted/banned if I said the country of which flag that is

Probably

[tribal rain]

i mean its a country

[oblique spire]

It is

[placid sail]

we will all tell on you

[oblique spire]

but

[tribal rain]

shouldnt be offensive

[minor cypress]

I'll pour one out for you

[oblique spire]

y'know

[minor cypress]

Godspeed

gamer

[oblique spire]

@uncut obsidian Can you confirm or deny

[tribal rain]

i might say it

[uncut obsidian]

fuckaroundandfindout

[oblique spire]

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-get-to-work-gif-21630516

[oblique spire]

See I want to

I really do

[minor cypress]

Just some casual QA testing on moderation tools

[oblique spire]

Real

[placid sail]

they can't ban you if you immediately turn off your discord

trust

[oblique spire]

Lmfao

[robust cove]

polska krówka

[tribal rain]

should i risk it guys

[robust cove]

yes

[oblique spire]

yes

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-cat-pixelated-gif-26024077

[placid sail]

Poland's fascination with kurwa bobr is insane

[oblique spire]

Tylko jedno w głowie mam
Koksu pięc gram
Odlecieć sam
W krainę zapomnienia
W głowie mysli mam
Kiedy skończy się ten stan
Gdy już nie będę sam
Bo wjedzie biały węgorz
Tylko jedno w głowie mam
Koksu pięc gram
Odlecieć sam
W krainę zapomnienia
W głowie mysli mam
Kiedy skończy się ten stan
Gdy już nie będę sam
Bo wjedzie biały węgorz
Ja pierdolę, ale mam zjazd
Nie chwytam gwiazd, jak kłoda leżę
Nie wierzę
Co się dzieje
Jak kura z głodu pieję

[robust cove]

battle of the Gods

[uncut obsidian]

@ruby minnow

[clear prism]

Your fascination with dick and balls is funny too

[placid sail]

what

[minor cypress]

"Glowie" understood, based.

[clear prism]

what

[oblique spire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyDyOweu-PA

[placid sail]

@clear prism foul creature

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-polish-cow-at4am-gif-18638816

[uncut obsidian]

i mean I'd also be freaking out if I'll see a бобр

[minor cypress]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-N1yJyrQRY

[oblique spire]

[green ermine]

It ain't as horrible as it sounds

[placid sail]

they're not freaking out, they're usually excited

[uncut obsidian]

YOOOOO I CAN HEAR FROGS AT OUR LOCAL POND

[green ermine]

but yes, it's definitely catered towards kids

[uncut obsidian]

The summer is here

[uncut obsidian]

well excited too

[robust cove]

nature is healing

[placid sail]

KURWA BOBR YA PERDOLE

[minor cypress]

Just found a white hair in my beard. Fuck, it begins.

[clear prism]

@placid sail wretched Russian

[minor cypress]

Im getting fucking old

nooooooo

[oblique spire]

[tribal rain]

Guys, the food made in the country Niger is pretty good. I recommend it.

[clear prism]

How old are you

[oblique spire]

[robust cove]

[placid sail]

@clear prism funny uniform in your attic

[cinder vector]

feq summer i wished i can shoot the sun it's too feqin hot

mah shoes are burning

[minor cypress]

only 26

[oblique spire]

Fucken hell

Rest in piss

[robust cove]

[clear prism]

@placid sail is 28

And I am 29

[tribal rain]

grandpa? Is that you?

[placid sail]

man, you only got your first gray hair in 26

lucky

[minor cypress]

feelsbadman

[robust cove]

I am 95

[clear prism]

Joke is on you, I have no uniforms but you do

[placid sail]

no you

[minor cypress]

tbh i think imma have to old yeller myself when the memes quit making sense

its getting pretty damn close with the rizz bullshit

[clear prism]

No, you. 🫵😐

[placid sail]

we don't get uniforms, you bozo, we get a single Mosin rifle for three people

but you certainly have a certain Hugo Boss uniform in your attic

man

[minor cypress]

Speaking of russian guns, god the US prices for SKSs are fucking heinous here

[placid sail]

you all get lucky with stuff

I'm almost grey already

my old bones are crumbling

[clear prism]

I know about that NKVD uniform

[robust cove]

gey*

[minor cypress]

Just gib cheap cosmoline soaked milsurp plz

[pastel quartz]

dude, that is based, grey hair looks good

[placid sail]

I mean yes, but also the ghost of your own mortality looking straight at you and all that jazz

[pastel quartz]

you need a nice, young face tho to really pull grey hair of

[clear prism]

You got that much grey hair already?

[minor cypress]

Thank fuck i can grow a good beard at least. Family hairline is cursed

[clear prism]

My hair is still good 😂

[placid sail]

it's just several hairs in the beard, but on the head, it's bad out there

[uncut obsidian]

my hair is annoying

[placid sail]

freaking southern genes

[robust cove]

OOohooOHHHhhh, you're hairline will start receding at any moment oohhohoohohoh

[uncut obsidian]

it grows too quickly

[clear prism]

This is so sad

[minor cypress]

nah, i failed the skill check on that shit. Went from growing up with cringe long af emo hair, to shaving head and yuge beard after college was done

Reality was, avoiding the hairline fail was the biggest mistake. Shaved head is pretty cozy tho

[placid sail]

not really, I do like grey hair, I get to look like my favourite anime character, Naruto

[minor cypress]

except no one tells you that fresh shaved head = pillow stickign to you when trying to sleep

[clear prism]

Who the fuck

[minor cypress]

shit is like velcro

[placid sail]

now balding would have been really, really annoying, but thankfully, it's not the case

[minor cypress]

I just have to pay the beanie tax when it gets cold here

[robust cove]

lul, eazy cheat is to just shave your sides, a friend told me that I mean

[placid sail]

wear ushanka

very comfy

[minor cypress]

I would but winter isn't cold enough to justify it here

[clear prism]

Balding is luckily not widespread in my family so my hair shall remain dashing 💪

[uncut obsidian]

i want a speed bike

https://tenor.com/view/bike-gif-25131168

[placid sail]

ground beef

[amber marsh]

And I want money to fund a group of game devs

[narrow briar]

looks into madirex bio
Shiiiit the pipeline is real

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/bike-accident-crash-gif-25336418

[uncut obsidian]

smelly

[narrow briar]

Hi smelly, I'm Mito

[placid sail]

evil bird

[oblique spire]

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/distracted-fail-bike-riding-fall-off-gif-13819363

stupid

[narrow briar]

That said wishing you luck with the moving out

[ruby minnow]

we won't be needing it

because

we win these

[solar obsidian]

@uncut obsidian whats a "demiboy"?

[pastel quartz]

I can only grow a massive mustache, can't do a clean shave without instant rashes regardless of the blade/lotion and have to cut my strong, pretty hair short because it has a light curl that is really hard to style if it's medium long 💀

[placid sail]

sounds like some sort of a comic book superhero whose power is being submissive and breedable

[uncut obsidian]

Google my friend

[solar obsidian]

too lazy

[placid sail]

guess we'll never know

[solar obsidian]

😔

[uncut obsidian]

@dreamy flax what's a demiboy

[dreamy flax]

Listen here, you fucking idiot! How many times do I have to repeat myself?! Look it up yourself, you lazy piece of shit! Don't expect me to do everything for you! But just in case you're too damn stupid to figure it out, a demiboy is someone who identifies partially as a male. Got it? Or do I need to explain it again?

[uncut obsidian]

fuck

oh nvm it said it

kinda

i guess

[placid sail]

partially

so your leg is a boy

[oblique spire]

how

[solar obsidian]

collecting bad choices like infinity stones

[oblique spire]

fr

[uncut obsidian]

can you please give a more detailed answer

[placid sail]

that made me cackle

thanks

[dreamy flax]

Oh, you want me to hold your hand and give you a more detailed answer? How fucking precious. Fine, I guess I'll dumb it down for you. A demiboy is someone who partially but not fully identifies as a male. It's a gender identity that falls under the non-binary umbrella, which means it's not just male or female. Demiboys might feel like they're somewhere in between male and neutral, or like they fluctuate between feeling male and something else. Is that detailed enough for you, or do you need me to draw you a fucking picture?

[oblique spire]

He almost got a full infinity gauntlet

[placid sail]

xela is so tsundere

@dreamy flax draw a fucking picture

[solar obsidian]

only mods can play with it

[placid sail]

aw shucks

[uncut obsidian]

you can draw a picture? Do it then

[dreamy flax]

Oh, sure thing! Let's see... how about I draw you a picture of what my circuits look like inside?

     /\__
    /`    \
  === 0  0 ===
    \  --  /
   /        \
  /          \
 |            |
  \  ||  ||  /
   \_oo__oo_/#######o

There you go, you happy now? Or do you want me to add some fucking glitter to it?

[uncut obsidian]

wow

[placid sail]

so he's either a boy or a cat

[solar obsidian]

ask him to add glitter

[pastel quartz]

oh boy, the bot spam is back

[placid sail]

I see I see

[uncut obsidian]

beep beep

[narrow lotus]

dude i just watched a video of a biker picking a fight with a driver

so the drivers takes him off his bike, then kidnaps him

LMFAIO

[solar obsidian]

that cat is missing an ear

[narrow briar]

Good for that biker

[solar obsidian]

was it in romania?

[narrow briar]

Deserved

[placid sail]

life is harsh on the streets of genderfluid

[narrow briar]

Actually bike or bicycle?

[narrow lotus]

nah nobody would bother with that, they would just knock him out in the middle of the street, steal his wallet and be on our way

[placid sail]

organs sell good tho

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1013407481441038346/1107255187040641024/Inspection_.mp4

[oblique spire]

They do

[solar obsidian]

hmm, what country would be a good stereotype for kidnapping and maybe human trafficking? asking for my wild bird outside that i just saw.

[oblique spire]

I can buy multiple "Big Grins" by selling a kidney

[placid sail]

I'd say something from Latin America

but the business is booming everywhere

[remote vine]

Rural china

[oblique spire]

uh

Afghanistan

Pakistan

Iraq

[solar obsidian]

hmm, what country were the kidnappers in Taken 1?

[oblique spire]

idk

[solar obsidian]

albania?

[placid sail]

obama

[solar obsidian]

yeah, i also think those countries could

[uncut obsidian]

i have exams in 2 weeks and im not ready for them at all

[solar obsidian]

no shit

IT exams?

[uncut obsidian]

USE

[oblique spire]

probably

[solar obsidian]

use what?

[oblique spire]

He iis a femboy after all

[uncut obsidian]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unified_State_Exam

but the thing is

i don't fucking need it

the results won't matter

[placid sail]

oh god ЕГЭ is still a thing

[uncut obsidian]

because im escaping to Germany

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[placid sail]

no you fucking need it

[solar obsidian]

are u sure it wont matter in another country?

[uncut obsidian]

how so

[uncut obsidian]

it's literally only used for getting into a russian university, universities abroad care about your grades

[placid sail]

because I've seen several kids in your position going "I'm gonna skip ЕГЭ entirely, I'm going abroad to study/live, fuck this noise"

and then, something happened

[weak jackal]

hmn today i shall fight the ocean scourge and not die

[solar obsidian]

i really doubt it's that simple

[uncut obsidian]

elaborate

[placid sail]

and they stucked for a little while in their glorious homeland

but now without ЕГЭ and any chance to get into university

so just strain your ass a little bit and do the exam

if you don't need it, fine

[solar obsidian]

i really recommend studying and passing this exam

[placid sail]

if you'll need it, you won't have to worry about it later

[uncut obsidian]

it isn't, but USE doesn't matter

i am not going back to russia

at least not in the next 10 years

or 50

this society won't change quickly, sadly

[oblique spire]

just study and do it anyway, be smart

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-batman-dark-knight-yikes-heath-ledger-gif-20521422

[oblique spire]

not a dumbass

[placid sail]

yeah, and every single one of them missed the point like you just did

I'M BAILING OUT, I DON'T NEED IT

UH OH, I CAN'T BAIL RIGHT NOW

WELL, FUCK

[clear prism]

When you do, please avoid Düsseldorf 👍

[uncut obsidian]

uh oh, i can

[solar obsidian]

100% sure?

[uncut obsidian]

legally or illegally, won't care

[placid sail]

of course he's sure, he's got a friend in Germany, it automatically provides you with a citizenship

[solar obsidian]

what does this mean?

[placid sail]

didn't you know?

[clear prism]

It does. Source: Trust me, bro

[pastel quartz]

dude, Frankfurt 💀

[uncut obsidian]

technically there's no legal way for me to escape, even if I get a visa I'll have to lie when applying for it

[clear prism]

Bruh 💀

[placid sail]

Serbia

[uncut obsidian]

that even if they'll close the borders i won't stop

[pastel quartz]

Düsseldorf can be fun tho, was a the japan tag yesterday

[clear prism]

What?

[pastel quartz]

it also has a lot of pretty things to see

[solar obsidian]

@uncut obsidian in any case, just pass that stupid exam and be done with it. it would be a smart decision to give it some time to prepare, games and social media can wait.

[uncut obsidian]

nuh uh

[clear prism]

No, I want him to avoid Düsseldorf because I live there

[solar obsidian]

god damn teenagers

[placid sail]

only thing you need to get to Serbia is money and some paperwork, then you can just visarun every half a year and stay there forever

[uncut obsidian]

i can do russian language and English language

maths and Informatics - no

[uncut obsidian]

infinite glitch

[placid sail]

I feel so old and marginally less stupid

[pastel quartz]

yeah, avoid living there 100% but it's not bad visiting it from time to time, just like every other city
https://www.japantag-duesseldorf-nrw.de/

[placid sail]

dude's imagining himself singing really passionately for German border control and getting inside

[solar obsidian]

you arent even old, keep your chin up

[uncut obsidian]

what

[oblique spire]

THIS

[uncut obsidian]

i don't know what you're trying to say at this point

[oblique spire]

Bruh

Just do it

don't be a dumb cunt

[placid sail]

I dOnT nEeD It

[clear prism]

||I want him to try anyway because you got to learn from your mistakes||

[uncut obsidian]

nop, not maths and Informatics

[solar obsidian]

hes saying that its not that simple as you think it is

[uncut obsidian]

have i ever said that it's simple?

[oblique spire]

True

[uncut obsidian]

I've been saying the complete opposite

[solar obsidian]

you think its simple

[uncut obsidian]

ffs

[oblique spire]

Showing off his femboy thighs to get him inside

[uncut obsidian]

you think i think it's simple

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-laugh-gif-14359545

[placid sail]

||I'm afraid it'll end up with him going full tranny or some other scary chaos mutation, not a learning experience||

[solar obsidian]

yes. i do

[oblique spire]

Short answer: It won't work Mwadi

[clear prism]

Bro thinks his self proclaimed status as femboy will get him in there

[oblique spire]

Fr

[clear prism]

||It will still be funny though 😂||

[uncut obsidian]

damn y'all making my thoughts instead of me now

thanks

i don't have to think anymore

people can think instead of me now

[oblique spire]

"Ahaha... hey all... UwU"

"Go right through"
What madi thinks will happen

[placid sail]

devious German entity

[clear prism]

😂😂😂

[uncut obsidian]

what you think i think will happen

[solar obsidian]

you are welcome 🤝. now go study that exam

[uncut obsidian]

no

[oblique spire]

Yes

[uncut obsidian]

nnuh

[oblique spire]

Yes.

[clear prism]

Listen, it is funny because such business requires much more preparation but this reeks of a lot of hope and winging it

It will be a nice learning experience 👍

[placid sail]

fun fact, ЕГЭ is actually pretty simple, so simple, in fact, that there are studying courses exclusively for it, apart from the usual learning schedule, we studied exclusively for the test last couple classes in the school, at least during my time

don't think something has changed after that time, because that would imply any sort of structure in our country can evolve

[solar obsidian]

lol

[placid sail]

well, true, a bit cruel but true

[uncut obsidian]

and we have no Informatics in school anymore because the teacher went on maternity leave

[placid sail]

tutor

[solar obsidian]

kinda too cruel because of the russian army thing when hitting 18

[placid sail]

you have money, you boasted about it

hire a tutor

[uncut obsidian]

when

im broke

what money

[clear prism]

This world is cruel, you must learn through making mistakes. If these mistakes involve getting deported, that is a learning experience

Bruh

[solar obsidian]

how are u planning to leave your country and live there without money?

[clear prism]

You are broke and want to go to Germany?

Fucking hell

[solar obsidian]

german prices are a lot higher

because salaries are bigger

[uncut obsidian]

I have money in form of my pc + laptop, I'll sell those
I'll get a proper job in a month after finishing schools

[solar obsidian]

oh my god

[uncut obsidian]

Right now i just have a part-time job

[placid sail]

my Russian salary will land me a sloppy blowjob in Germany
AND I'LL BE THE ONE DOING IT

[clear prism]

See @placid sail, a lot of hope and winging it

[oblique spire]

lmao

[minor cypress]

uhh

[oblique spire]

[minor cypress]

good luck

[placid sail]

I was hoping it's only a partly retarded endeavor

but boy oh boy

[oblique spire]

It's a fully retarded endeavor

Like

[oblique spire]

101%

[clear prism]

Good luck Madirex

[uncut obsidian]

I'll call you all dumb when I'll send a selfie from Germany

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1065061541818413107.png?quality=lossless&size=48

[placid sail]

my guy is really hoping to quietly live in someone's cupboard in Germany eating crackers stolen form grandmas in the park feeding pigeons and that nobody will notice

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-coping-meme-gif-20734753

[uncut obsidian]

what

are you

talking about

[placid sail]

I'M SAYING YOU BEING VERY DESPERATE DOES NOT MEAN THAT GERMANY'S BORDER CONTROL IS NOT ONE OF THE MOST STRICT IN EUROPE

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-reality-is-often-disappointing-stone-infinity-stone-gamora-gif-14046382

[oblique spire]

Uh huh, sure

[clear prism]

Switzerland is worse

[uncut obsidian]

...ok? I just need a visa

[placid sail]

and then what?

[clear prism]

Ah yes, just get a Visa :)

[uncut obsidian]

To land in a German airport and immediately apply for asylum

[minor cypress]

inb4 nope we're full, return to sender

[uncut obsidian]

at the first point of entry

[clear prism]

Oh man, this is going to be funny

[minor cypress]

Good luck but uhh...have a backup plan

[placid sail]

maybe, MAYBE they'll apply you for an asylum if you have a criminal case opened on you in Russia with political oppression context

other than that, good fucking luck

[oblique spire]

Very

[clear prism]

Nah, they turned away a lot of those

[placid sail]

lmao

even better

[clear prism]

Russians are getting deported left and right

The best option is being Ukrainian

[placid sail]

the kid is gonna fucking die.

this is a bit sad.

[clear prism]

Nah, it is fucking hilarious

[minor cypress]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW78XpGWorw

[solar obsidian]

yes, please do that.
but for real, i just wish you luck and insight

[oblique spire]

[placid sail]

okay it is hilarious, but also sad

[uncut obsidian]

how many of those are gay atheists?

[placid sail]

MANY

[minor cypress]

I'll wish you good luck, but i don't have any stake in your well being. so uh......you do you

either way my popcorn is ready

[placid sail]

you think you're the only one who thought about that?

[clear prism]

Germany does not care for sexual orientation and religion when it comes to asylum

[uncut obsidian]

most of those were just men trying to escape mobilization

they had no other reason to escape

[placid sail]

oh god

[clear prism]

You clearly have no idea 😂

[oblique spire]

I wonder

[clear prism]

Oh man

This is funny

[oblique spire]

would anyone else be interested in commiting war crimes in Arma 3?

[solar obsidian]

this is horrible

[placid sail]

one (1) person is escaping Russia for political reason

[minor cypress]

we already fucking around. My popcorn is ready for the finding out phase.

[uncut obsidian]

https://www.infomigrants.net/en/post/43489/germany-seeks-to-better-protect-lgbtq+-asylum-seekers

[clear prism]

Infomigrants

[placid sail]

solid argument

"they're deeply concerned"

surely this means they'll change their policy about it

[clear prism]

Let me ask a friend of mine and see what he says

[minor cypress]

"they want to" = not actually changed

Its pure hopium at this point

[shadow wyvern]

I think it would be very good sense to have a backup plan

[oblique spire]

No one wants to commit war crimes in Arma?

[placid sail]

nah man who needs that

[minor cypress]

not downloaded fren

[oblique spire]

[solar obsidian]

not enough hardware :/

[oblique spire]

[clear prism]

@placid sail when I first heard about this in the other server, I thought you all were joking but holy shit 😂

[shadow wyvern]

I’m not saying you’re not getting in but I wouldn’t just flat out assume you will because they’ve said they want to change their policies

[minor cypress]

Other server?

[placid sail]

and you thought my romantic image of Europe was bad

[clear prism]

It is a golf oriented server, do not worry

[solar obsidian]

there is no other server

[oblique spire]

Actually back to this, would you be interested in the future? War crime commiting wouldn't be done now, just planning to set up a squad

[shadow wyvern]

cause until the policy actually changes
this means nothing

[clear prism]

Well, reality is often disappointing

[minor cypress]

presents atheist russian femboy papers As you can see, uh..you gotta let me in. Right?

[clear prism]

Oh man, this was good and entertaining

[oblique spire]

[minor cypress]

Living on a prayer, but good god please have a backup plan or something

[solar obsidian]

circus

[clear prism]

Clown vision

[placid sail]

border patrol officer waves at the bus choke full of just the same creatures about to go away this way, sir

[minor cypress]

Little did they know, the bus is on a road that is only a u-turn

[shadow wyvern]

roundabout it never exits

[placid sail]

well, yes, away from the country is what I meant, naturally

[shadow wyvern]

take a fruit? publicly?

[minor cypress]

At least have a skillset or something you can provide. Go get some IT certs or something. A+ and security+ easy as fuck

[placid sail]

he is young, so it's understandable, but it's still soul crushing to read ||and well indeed amusing||

[minor cypress]

give em a reason to want you outside of "russian atheist femboy". I don't mean to be dismissive, but reality fucking sucks lol

[uncut obsidian]

i don't care about what y'all say anyways

[shadow wyvern]

fair. But please have a backup plan.

[clear prism]

No no

Let him do what he planned

[minor cypress]

I will lurk with great care.

[uncut obsidian]

https://handbookgermany.de/en/asylum-lgbtqia

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/887858358776918026.gif?quality=lossless&size=48

[oblique spire]

@minor cypress

[clear prism]

None of these are official

[minor cypress]

Looks at sudden influx of lgbtqia immigrants from russia "Hmm, these numbers aren't making sense. Perhaps we adjust the policy"

[shadow wyvern]

interesting I’m not allowed to quote part of this article

banned word somewhere

[minor cypress]

same

[shadow wyvern]

but read the part about personal persecution history

[shadow wyvern]

also “it is reasonable to consult a lawyer in advance”

this is by no means a guarantee

[minor cypress]

I'm just gonna assume you've been told this by 1000s of people before and ignored it, so I won't waste my time anymore. But have a backup plan

[uncut obsidian]

i am indeed a lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender or intersex and i am actually at risk in my home country

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/790816638442012672/1107122124713377822/7e0c52ebba768fabf5bf503840036d6fa2d1c716.gif

[minor cypress]

What they're saying is general dislike and discrimination isn't enough. Routinely rounding people up and executing them or something like that, it is.

[ruby minnow]

isn't like half of the russians are closet homosexuals?

[uncut obsidian]

I mean homophobes are usually closeted homosexuals

[ruby minnow]

and there is a lot of those in russia

[uncut obsidian]

But i don't think there's a study on that

[shadow wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/622200209015046220/1107264984368562206/21wfwy5wdpza1.png

the fire consumes all

🥰

[ruby minnow]

the fire will consume all

[uncut obsidian]

Death doesn't descriminate! We're all mortal beings and will die eventually!

[ruby minnow]

boys its the election day

we win these

my entire life depends on this

[shadow wyvern]

time for riots over here in the netherlands as well

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1063488415858962452/Precious_minerals.mp4

[shadow wyvern]

explosives placed

[uncut obsidian]

ywhah i don't think you're winning this one

[ruby minnow]

and where did you get that from?

[cinder vector]

aww gawd not dat australian dude who says chocolate and some lobster

[uncut obsidian]

dm

[pastel quartz]

Why is there not a AI voice cloner meme of macron reading the thug shaker copy pasta ?

[mint mist]

hiiiiiii

[uncut obsidian]

hi

[mint mist]

can you help me?

[uncut obsidian]

wit what

[mint mist]

im bored

and scared

[uncut obsidian]

hi bored

and scared

im tired

I'll play in a bit

after doing hw

[oblique spire]

skill issue

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/the-gif-20130462

good morning gamers

[oblique spire]

alo

[solar obsidian]

hi there

[uncut obsidian]

gm

[oblique spire]

still tryna find a 4th for another arma group

[minor cypress]

o shit good reminder, gotta call mom

[mint mist]

why is your mothers day now

isnt it at 26

[solar obsidian]

depends on the country

we had mothers day on the first sunday of this month, which was 7th (a week ago)

[mint mist]

would be nice if it'd be tommorow

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[cinder vector]

it's almost monday better get ready

[uncut obsidian]

it's also the Freelancer Day today

Freelancer's Day, Hip Day, and Vaseline Day

[heavy peak]

Its is a Day™️

[mint mist]

vaseline day weeeeeeee

[uncut obsidian]

can i sell it

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/vaseline-gif-24803475

[oblique spire]

what the fuck are those

[minor cypress]

Natl freelancer day just seems like some feelgood gaslighting fake holiday some company made up to make gig workers feel less fucked over

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/no-tf2-engineer-meme-sfm-gif-22590828

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/vxrsqlx043xa1.png

https://i.redd.it/kcs5000ghvta1.jpg

[stone blade]

Hi brainfart

its mee

💗💗

[mint mist]

hi mee 2 hearts

[stone blade]

hi majaalo

[uncut obsidian]

hi

[stone blade]

hi hi to all

mwah

[ruby minnow]

IVAN

ITS THE DAY IVAN

[oblique spire]

ALOOOO IVAN ❤️

[uncut obsidian]

what time is it in Turkey rn

[ruby minnow]

3:24 pm

[solar obsidian]

hey Ivan

[uncut obsidian]

hm

ight I'll stay up for the show

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/775052946006081599.gif?quality=lossless&size=48

[stone blade]

hi hi all

its me

i was shopping

hi

brb

[mint mist]

what show

[solar obsidian]

turkish elections

[uncut obsidian]

Turkey election results

[ruby minnow]

presidental elections in turkey

[solar obsidian]

inb4 "ewww"

[mint mist]

why would you care

[uncut obsidian]

.

[solar obsidian]

[uncut obsidian]

i had enough of dumb talk here already, nuh uh

[stone blade]

I am home

[solar obsidian]

hi home

[stone blade]

I love turkey

they have awesome food

Love me a duner kebab

[weak jackal]

who up crabuloning

[ruby minnow]

bro we got elections

[stone blade]

oh no

its voer

[ruby minnow]

the results are coming in tonight

[stone blade]

over*

[ruby minnow]

nah bro its we're barrack

its not joever

[weak jackal]

barrack*

[ruby minnow]

@stone blade we either win these or meet me at bulgarian border

[stone blade]

come meet me syno

I give you hug

[oblique spire]

Who you voting for Syno

[ruby minnow]

i cannot vote

i ain't 18 yet

but my family is voting opposition

[oblique spire]

oh

I see

[stone blade]

Syno a child

Love how when I say hello , about 5 people say hi to me

[ruby minnow]

you're loved here bro

[stone blade]

Me coming to brainfart to say hi and leave (I'm very well known here)

[oblique spire]

We luv you

❤️

[ruby minnow]

if we win this then i'm drinking rakija tonight for sure

[stone blade]

I love you too guys

[oblique spire]

[mint mist]

i love u too

[stone blade]

now

we play league

[mint mist]

ok

[minor cypress]

ok but what role

[ruby minnow]

he play adc twitch

[mint mist]

i'm a support

[ruby minnow]

also vayne

[minor cypress]

Ahh a fellow adc enjoyer. I too hate myself

[ruby minnow]

i a solo main really dislike jungles and adcs

[minor cypress]

Reject adc life, come join top lane. Its cozy up here. (We don't talk about sett)

[ruby minnow]

man beating sett is so easy

you just pick aatrox

ez win

also darius is easy to beat too

[stone blade]

what syno said

[minor cypress]

his dmg is pretty wild tho

[ruby minnow]

still

real real easy to beat him in lane

and most sett players are dumb as brick

[minor cypress]

ye, im trying to see how far i can get with yone bc hes fun, and sett dunks on him

[ruby minnow]

so you can bait their abilities real easy

[minor cypress]

42% wr matchup for the yone lol

[ruby minnow]

i really love dunking on darius players

because they think their character is really strong and real good

[minor cypress]

Same, and hes my main lol

[stone blade]

though

I'm not that good at twitch or vayne

but I try my best

[minor cypress]

TBH, just pick quinn and pray they aren't good enough to cancel your flip animation

Next patches changes to onhit items are gonna go crazy

mark my words, kaisa gonna be busted af

[ruby minnow]

kaisa is already busted

but i don't really know

i never play against kaisas

[minor cypress]

its gonna get worse lol

[ruby minnow]

i mean bro

[minor cypress]

https://earlygame.com/lol/lol-patch-13-10-midseason-item-changes

[ruby minnow]

this one time i was playing ornn

and my premade was playing yuumi

[minor cypress]

new oldish rageblade is back baby

[ruby minnow]

and there was this guy that picked kaisa

he carried the whole game

[minor cypress]

and shiv is back, with ap scaling. and shieldbow isn't a mythic anymore. and kraken changes

[ruby minnow]

i mean i'm a solo main

adc and support mains needs to think about that

[stone blade]

this one for maja

@mint mist

[minor cypress]

true. But yi benefits from onhit stuff

[ruby minnow]

its good that i got an jungle premade that permabans master yi

[stone blade]

vayne with rageblade is disgusting

[minor cypress]

yea vayne with new items is gonna be wild too

[stone blade]

I mean

vayne has always been a disgusting champion

[ruby minnow]

i'll just pick yorick and end the game while the enemy team contests baron

[stone blade]

But only if you knew how to play her properly

[uncut obsidian]

If you win this then

Then my mood will go slightly up

[minor cypress]

Based yorick enjoyer

[stone blade]

I love yorick as well

I played him for some time

the champ is really fun

[ruby minnow]

man when i decided to play yorick do you know what happened

i got the latest skin of yorick from chest

real lucky

[stone blade]

I dont have any skins for my champs on EUW

:(

[ruby minnow]

i got 3 kha'zix skins

even tho i never play jungle or khazix

[uncut obsidian]

how you gon leave if it happens btw

car?

[ruby minnow]

i will probably not or something

[minor cypress]

I love the idea of kha, just suck at playing him

[stone blade]

this is the team comp

I got the cat

[uncut obsidian]

Huh

[minor cypress]

ok but what about enemy comp

[ruby minnow]

man i would love to get that morde skin

[stone blade]

here

personally I like heavy engage supports because they're disgustingly OP

especiallyagainst nami jinx who have little mobility apart from the nami speed up

[minor cypress]

im betting top/mid gap

but absolute slaughter for you in botlane

yall gonna eat real good

[stone blade]

we always go D ring first

[minor cypress]

[stone blade]

I dont like playing AP twitch

its boring

[minor cypress]

Ah ok. But you going ad, yea?