#🎪bruh-fart
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Is there a way you can be like a drunk customer?
My game crashed multiple times trying to escape raven creek
start by being shit faced yes
It only crashes in raven creek
LMAO idk what's the backstory of THAT
Man whats that one town in the middle of the map, i fucking forgot how to spell it
My fps went down to 20 at the military base man
idk what are good car mods
Autosar's tunning?

anything highly rated
Usually work pretty good
The humvee mod is pretty cool
But there is no guarantee that you will find a humvee
Its a mod truck that you can armor up hard and ram it into a horde of zombies with little to no dmg
There is a helicopter mod that lets you find a helo you can use to fly around everywhere
AHA
500 trunk space, multiple seats
Pretty cool blackhawk model
Send rn

It adds exos
70 + backpack space for exos
You become mostly invulnerable
cool for like a stalker rp server ig
Type up hillbilly truck in the workshop
okay, big war ahead - do you play with outlines on or off
always?
Si
I prefer to play with only for ranged
Louisville gang

imagine needing to point out that its a joke
do you live in modern Turkey or something?
Ello Brainfarters how are we this fine Chewsday innit?
I'm gonna stuff you like a turkey shut up 
new kitchen has arrived, it will finally look good
Damn you bought an entire kitchen? Nice

got it for free actually 
It's wednesday
Truly living in the future over here
I still have a old ass kitchen, probably saw the times of communism
You live upside down, quiet you 

@grizzled meadow @narrow lotus

loll
Omagad
would
ight, I'm taking the
back
im in the future, nerd

@devout night bread
You better be quiet before I come down there and talk to yous
bread is not maja
Hello Hydro
why do you want maja 
your aussie?
Si
to say hi
Not an eshay
go eep then
Just woke up
My cat is trying to get under my blankets help
Whats gonna happen tommrow?
Things will happen
Any heads up?
New Corona mutation?
I will not disclose that information
You pet a homie for 5 seconds and now he's like "REAL SHIT?" and won't leave me alone 

works with humans too
TBF
Where's my tall woman at
I've heard there's one in Romania 
Friendly reminder that california is a failed state
wheres my short woman at
my old boss was a 6'5 slovakian woman 
Look under your couch 
Damn
Jokes on you I never forgot 
damn my girlfriend there
she got a mini tv nd all under there 
Lmfao
it was all good till i went in a certain store and said what do you think about this and threw a plastic male gential at her head 

Lmfao
taking her shopping in a couple week i cannot wait woo hoo 
on the good side tho theres a nice smoothie place there so thats a win
You obviously like it though 
its pretty fun not gonna lie
mainly because i use every oppurtunity to embarrass her 
Hi Bread
Hewwo Catboy 
Did I hear cat?
that is indeed a cat
Currently on vacation till june
boooo
hbu?
woof

Me too kinda though 
your bread tho
Hi maja
what
Do you wanna come over to my place and make a sandwich then? 
hi

We need someone to be the ham and cheese tho
haii babie
Bread do be getting a little quirky sometimes

gouda bight
night 👋
Night night
I should get out of bed and go do things
my professor has joined my discord server
Farewell brainfart

im gonna partake in some tomfoolery
haha post thug shaker it will be so funny dude
im gonna upload thug shaker as my assignment
takin "ass"ignment to a new meaning 
cheers for idea im bout tell my mrs merci is thanks in spanish when we go canary islands


true
white people r 2 strong
you got any class a drugs
me
i wanna be both
this
idk half of those
wtf is ET eT or ENTI

ew

yo famalam why dont you turn your snap maps on
it would be bare bare easier to get to you mush


bread
you stinky

Hydro
No am smell good and am clean, I just got out de shower
go have a shower smelly


have you got any class a drugs
the sun goes down my zoot comes up yo my broski turn your snap maps on it would be bare bare easier to get to you mush alright innabit
and you dont know how to shower so it is what it is

I don't appreciate this slander
I'm leaving
teach him
we should make brainfart slander 
04:20am
Played an actually good rpg maker game for the second time in my life
what kinda?
why would u touch girls
hi
hi slep
bold of you to assume I do


i didnt assume you did
i asked you why would you touch girls
as you used a crying cat emoji
after somebody talking about not touching them
idk for fun?

i wanna sleep too ;c
@north geyser oi, u on brother? join vc
no balls (my lawyer said to say this is a joke and do not do that)


first time seeing the unedited version of this image

afternoon Cori
Hello bread
hru
Bread who?
The bread puns i could make are limitless, i dont Knead to do it.
i wanna be bread
funni guy
half-baked puns are the worst
I do be a funni lil guy sometimes
so anyway y'all like ASMR?
오븐도 필요 없고
이스트도 필요 없는
누구나 만들 수 있는 맛있는 빵!
[감자치즈빵]
[Potato Cheese Bread]
[재료]
강력분 90g
우유 55g
녹인 무염 버터 10g
소금 한 꼬집
감자 1개 (중간 크기)
마요네즈 2큰술
모차렐라 치즈
꿀
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#감자치즈빵
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Trans:
pão de batata de queijo sem forno
pan de patata con queso sin horno
pain de pommes de terre au fromage sans ...
Bread.

Stfu
make me, bitch
This mf
says the homie who being all disrespectful and shit

uh oh
hello
@uncut obsidian https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN5-hjP0-tc
thank you for feeding a starving furry artist after stable diffusion ruined their income
I just stole the meme from another server
I'm not even into it. The unknown peaked my interest enough to start hunting for a match

oh my god look at how elegant he is!!
and the caller ?
Robin Williams
kelvin timeline profile image
opinion rejected

the j. j. abrams movies
I watch Star Trek
Is JJ some ferengi that died? Dont remember him
Hmm sounds like a scam
he directed the new star wars movies, two of them at least
I try not to think about it 😩
Wow, the name of that dude is ruined now
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De Bussy, lmao
You're like 78 years late to the joke
But welcome, everyones here
And you dont pronounce it bussy
cant believe what they name french people bro
Thats why I love having the name Loutre and listening to everyone say loo-tray or looter
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since the kindergarden days, mispronouncing names is still the best thing that happened to comedy
Btw, historians found a stash of unreleased works of that Debussy guy, it was one of the last pieces of music he wrote for a solo pianist
🥲
Beautiful
His eyes are up there
Nothing much, check the food section, it's great today, as always
It's fun to mess around with ^^

canon 
I love captain falcon
he was my gae awakening
Yes cpt, i will show you my moves 
silence ho
:)

you mean my nan would decaptitate you
tbf that does sound pretty good

i swear my nans criminally insane
ive noticed theres really no inbetween
they are either really nice or the embodiment of knifey from high on life
the stabbing is more of a british problem
shes British / Irish 
guy got saved from a major k hole 
oh hey mett hry dude
eh depends
dont do it myself but know alot who do
you know I asked that same question a week ago or something
apparently bad shit, so be careful
yeah its not somet id reccomend, most peoplr go bad of it then those who are alright
also thx for posting that one picture here, whoever that was
eunuch cats
got me down the eunuch lore rabbit hole
"i dont get paid enough for this" yeah he doesnt get paid at all
mf is poor
"i dont get paid enough for this"
implying falco gets paid at all
The fucking "FALCO BAN" is literally what he says, it's perfect
right? 
falco you literally have to say falco ban in chat when you ban people now
its the rules
I will next time
Already banned
wait did he ban all of them?
I meant the subject
Maja is still here
truly another sign of the manipulative cyclepath that is falco
how did maja not get banned yet
pity
thicc thighs
why he moan
look where the mans hands are bro
I don't know but I'm crylaughing rn
trueee
the frussy bein grasped
falco you 100% have the right to ban me for "frussy"
Coyote Peterson my man
who likes bombay potatos
😐
stop trying to copy gtanil, you arent as cool as him
ah yes, the frogussy
mfs posting their fraifu
frog on the floor
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what frogussy does to a mf
hyussy
theres a big cat place in yorkshire you can feed them
im still surprised by how much the wild counterparts can act like the domesticated ones
Sun Tsu once said. "The bunny that trains to jump high can dropkick a thousand wolves." Or some shit idk
That sounds like a sun tsu kinda thing
"Only when a mosquito lands on your testicles does a man understand the true meaning of solving a problem without violence" sun tzu
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"man who sleeps with itchy bottom wakes up with smelly finger" sun tzu 
sun tzu say "ehhhhhh trick your enemies??"

The fool complains about a torn pocket, the smart man uses it to scratch his balls 
"Ming Dynasty Pussy, got me actin' unwise." - Sun Tzu, Art of Thirst.
@weak jackal
man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time
"A man who pisses in the sink,
does not sink in the piss" -Sun Tzu
"Whomst ever smelled it,
is whomst had dealt it" -Sun Zsu
"big tits with no ass will fill your hands, but big ass with no tits will fill your heart" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"HE'S RAILING ME FROM BEHIND"
online gaming unironically the gayest shit you can get up to
i dunno, what about fencing
like you're literally trying to pierce another man
Sounds kinda 
ok ok fine, but it's up there
no the realness makes it geyer
hah, he cant say gаy
No it does not. Two men must actively participate, look at each other, have the courage to actually do that and be judged for it. Online video-"gae"mers hide their faces with masks and wear pink thigh-high socks because they're cowards who couldn't look another man in the eye as he makes holes in another man.
mornin' chat
touching tips is particularly important
in kendo it unironically is
to get control of the enemy's blade
Wide freedomer
what tf did i enter into
yea I know, I mean in fencing too
leverage is kinda just almost always vital
In kendo you touch tips, then you go into a squat
and then hold the tip touching
until you get back up
before a fight
oh yeah right I remember now
Morning madi 
hru
gud
so I'm in a stellaris game I kinda promised some nerderinos I'd join in
it's gonna cost me in the morning so... wish me luck with that
I usually never do but I'm out of tea
and I thought coffee might be a substitute BUT I didn't realize how late it'd gotten so oopsie
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not that coffee wakes me up much but it does raise my pulse a little, and sleeping with that is a bit eugh
THAT WAS THEIR LOGO WASNT IT
Bro the last time I drank coffee was 3 days ago and I swear to fucking god I did not fall asleep until like a day later. This sucked because I was already 24 hours awake by that time.
caffeine is a fickle bitch
caffeine makes me so eepy
based
my caffeine tolerance is so high i can drink 2 liters and go to sleep 20 minutes later
that's ok I have either milk or cream in mine, I understand
ive consumed caffeine every day since i was capable of drinking out of a cup
could be the coffee i get like but dunno
average heart palpitations enjoyer
worst part is i was born with a heart murmur
i usually drink coffee before i take a nap
although that hasnt effected me since i was like 5
i drink coffee before bed and tea in the morning
what i love more then caffeine is that sweet tea made by here in the SOUTH UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I thought tea as a concept was made by the bri ish
is it true you all microwave water to boil it 
SWEET TEA IS THE BASED AMERICAN VERSION
CUZ GOD DAMN IT IS TO HOT TO DRINK ANY HOT DRINK
and its getting to summer time
i hate tea
where it gets hot enough to kill your ability to eat
must be my hatred of the british spilling over
You can run but you can't outrun the fact that leaves seeped in hot hot water with milk makes the water taste good, and was a bri ish concept
tea is nice if done proper
literally your appetite gets railed in heat
i find the cheaper tea to taste better
you cant eat anything heavy really
as per usual its probably somethint we stole but dont hate the player hate the game

"Cheaper tea is better"
"Proper tea is good"
... Doesn't that mean you just like tea all around...?
proper does not mean more expensive 
ive seen my american friends try to make tea and it was unholy
we dont need to steal when people bring it here at there own free will
bro
thai curry with texas bbq
putting milk into the water boiling it and then putting the tea bag in 
It's kinda difficult to fuck up "tea" unless they pour 30 tons of-
Jesus fucking christ
With the back of a spoon, correct?
yes

Weird al is a true G
copying
I literally sent one emote
cope and seethe
ali g is a true g
☎️ 8️⃣
That's it
Unwatches Emesis Blue
speaking of americans making tea
how do you unwatch something you never watched in the first place?
sacha baron cohen trolling them is still the funniest thing i have seen
Fuck off I watched it

SBC playing music at a right wing March For Your Rights rally in Olympia, Washington June 27, 2020.
Is it any good? 
its pretty good
honestly impressive that they can make something like that in source film maker
I watched it and I'm still not sure
dumb fuckers didnt even realise they was getting baited by one of uks best comedians 
impressive yeah
I know it's a game but the dude in the background going "hurry the fuck up!" pisses me off to no end. Like wtf do you think the borderline-if-not-literal slave force is fucking doing when you don't feed them much of anything???
i think thats the point bro
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan[a] is a 2020 American mockumentary comedy film directed by Jason Woliner in his feature directorial debut. The film stars Sacha Baron Cohen as the fictional Kazakh journalist and television personality Borat Sagdiyev, a...
there we go
I mean I know that, but if you're honestly gonna complain about not making enough money, pick up a sledge and work with them, at least show how it's done or something...
TBH I'd probably be shot dead in 5 minutes of being in a situation like this for telling the foreman he's a lazy pussy.
Games with that attention to detail 
back where?
guy on a loud speaker shouts at him and calls him shit, his response: "i cant hear you" and starts back singing about corona 
id check out his movies they are god tier, borat, the dictator and grimsby brothers
brian fart
biological warfare
Nice.
Can't you get glocks in full-auto now?
You've been able to for a while
Why would you ever get an uwuzi then? Aren't they the most inaccurate pieces of shit only good as a movie meme?
Literal box on a stick
An Uzi compared to Glock 18 isn't much of a difference in performance, but Glock has the size advantage and lots of compatible after marker parts.
oo nice, i used to have a round that was shot from a spitfire but i cant find it 
Plus UwUzi is a better name
the round was fired so they had to stick another bullet in
i have loose casings around my room
including loose live rounds
apparently one got into my laundry basket once and they nearly threw it in the washing machine
"Aheglock" works better if you remove the A before glock tbh
UwUzi is my next username for some game where all my names are taken
it's not a uzi 
it's a box on a stick
Its not, but you sit right there and be quiet for the sake of the UwUzi
someone in close family got their shotgun liscense not long ago 
Its an Ingram Mac-10 the best of all stick boxes that fire bullets
the Uzi is not a stick box
they own a farm so they can have em for protecting livestock
Thats so silly
Don't forget the aheglock
wanting guns to be legal and with no restrictions to;
protect yourself and your property < putting waifus on a full auto m4 with a drum mag and an underbarrel frag nade launcher
guess who's back
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i am the one who got muted
for trying to escape brainfart exile
and let me tell u
it was worth it
he's the one who asked
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Pizza Tower is a great game. It starts out simple but trying to get P ranks on levels is a rush.
and the OST is great
Was probably rhetorical
and stronger then ever
After listening to this man's motivational speech, I am tempted to split spaghetti into quarters. Not halves or thirds.
joe biden in a nutshell
@grizzled meadow
Approvo
joe mama biden these nuts (hell)
this is acc man, guy just fully went 6 different languagues and transitioned into them clean
Paprika 10/10 but damn it's a mindfuck from what I remember
I'll watch this, one day
I still remember the scene where the professor just jumps out the fucking window
Ghost in the Shell
Loved the tank hatch scene
After you watch Emesis Blue?
I already watched it, the meme is over
You're behind on schedule
I thought we gaslighting you into thinking you haven't watched it now
ok ._.
What you call this feeling of being incredibly happy but at the same time super sad?
I've went through my studio ghibli clips and couldn't help but feel like that.
Hi Punished Metro
This overwhelming feeling of finality
especially with the wind rises
man how are they guessing my location even with vpn
check out Your Name 
shitty opsec
Just like how some browsers might share OS info, they might share geographic info?
i turned location acces off and still

imagine not doxxing yourself
i am gonna use a vpn for the vpn
vpn^n
PSA: just use mullvad
I have never used a VPN 
better yet, rent a server hosted on a different continent to browse the web 
bro thinks i am elon musk
Ghost in the Shell, my beloved
its paid and i aint got a credit card
whats going on 
just me trying to outsmart browsers to not know my location
just use duck duck go
Hi Rav
or develop your own browser
I love tachikomas so much

bro thinks i am a programmer
Duck Duck Go apparently really had a bad scandal for information brokering. Then again, its like calling water wet
no but i am 
Water isn’t wet
What are you trying to get around for location though? Movies?
no
prefer not to say
Fair enough. Have fun trying to get freaky pornography
itsnt porn too lol
but your os alone will collect such data, which apps can probably access
Chuure.
The voice acting in this game is fuckin' great.
he tryna stream shrek clappin cheeks 2023 new movie
Hi Falco Hi Daniela
username
i still go after them but itsnt for them too
I can imagine it.
The webcam might have some GPS thing on it like most things with a camera do these days and the geolocation might be oofing your VPN attempts
before it was working fine but now it wont idk why
I know for the old proxies some people would do shit to get banned on sites like 4chan then the proxy server got banned and they would have to move on
the vpn could be connected to a server in the same area as you
it's over 1st they put usagi chan on hospital and now the military is involved to dis shit
So the location might of gotten troll maxed by someone
if its connected in the same area then why use a vpn lol
cuz it's the IP you want to hide, not the area necessarily
So yeah, might be time for a new VPN service or request a new IP from it to send to Omegle...... if they all didn't get banned by someone who wanted to go full ham on trolling
but if you're seeing something that is guessing your street address correctly then you got a bigger problem lmao
well i go all the way to usa so i dont think this is the reason
i tried to connect with my phone and it works fine i am not even banned
you on windows 10 or later? windows has location services, that's one possible way that the webpage is grabbing your location
Might be random IPs they assign in the proxy server, so it might be roulette.
i know you said you turned location off in the browser tho
whatever the case, the page shouldn't be accessing any location services on your machine without specifically asking for your permission
thought ur gonna do it 19 times
well i tried every solution and all of them didnt work so fuck them

ur gonna get me killed
Spamming is not usually my style
your vpn could also just suck really bad
nah its good it used to work then sudenly the website knew my location
TPM module? You have the Trusted hardware signature shit?
sounds like it's not forcing all your internet traffic through its tunnel
could be worth re-installing it or resetting its settings
i dont know what is this but i think i dont have it
Newer computers have that for preventing rootkits and hacking in games ect.
Basically a hardware ID
SOme games experimented with trying it to head off IP bans on hackers since those can be switched about.
sounds like there's a need for TPM spoofing ware 😈
Meteokur spoofed with with a virtual machine, was funny
Well it doesnt have that ill try reseting my vpn or trying a new one bcs it doesnt make sense it used to wrok and now it dont
reset the settings and test, then re-install and test (i think the re-install is what will fix it if it's a tunneling issue)
I am thinking someone abused the VPN server and its IP got on Omege's list now
^ if it's a crappy VPN it could have been compromised
I use proton
free or paid?
Free of course
You get what you pay for probablly
i can't really speak on how well free VPNs perform, I just cough up the dough for a cheap paid one and it's never failed
Its definitely going to get abused by someone trying to hop IP bans if its free
can't imagine they care very much about their free users tho if they're a for-profit VPN
Looks like i gotta wait to get unbaned
definitely try the re-install, that way you can rule out configuration/network adapter issues
Ill try it tomorow thx for the tip
And good night guys its 4Am here and i gotta wake up early
good night feller
Noight. Hope it goes well
look at this squingle
brainfart geek squad is here to help
it sploinking
ahh good ol saints row game
it has jiggle physics donno if modders are still making it
Aw hell yeah it’s that month of the year again
i wonder as to how it would fare trying to make your own vpn 
i might take a look into it even for a basic one just out of sheer curiosity
my archive has a bunch of docs on how they fundamentally work
Squingle is gone
Ranni fucker is not in here anymore
Hmmmmm dem it ur making me curious im sure he's fucking the ranni sitting on books not the smoll plushie 1
You need lots of data points or the data is traceable. Also free VPNs have to make money, and that money isn't made by not logging data.
heavens nooo
I do indeed touch grass
Hot
the code side of things isn't necessarily all that difficult afaik, but you have to own a server for the connection to the WAN and an additional server for the VPN's DNS
i'm no VPN expert tho
What's this from, I think it's hilarious
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